#and kick some serious ass

[musclesandhammering]

A Concept: Loki gets in a situation where his magic is bound or he’s facing someone with stronger magic than him or something and everyone expects him to just be screwed, but instead he simply starts drawing runes and reciting spells and proceeds to wreck their shit.

“I’m not the most powerful sorcerer in Asgard because my magic is the strongest, I’m the most powerful sorcerer in Asgard because I know how to use magic the best.”

[runraerun]

@stervrucht I’m blaming you for this.

[lizardkingeliot]

me: i'm fine

the tender voice of lestat de lioncourt, separated from the love of his life for decades with no idea where he is or how to find him, turning on a reel in my head since 3 o'clock this morning: mon cher are you ill what's happened to you mon cher are you ill what's happened to you mon cher are you

[sparkedfirez]

I NEVER POSTED ARTI?

Arti gets a good ending where she has three kids and a wife and she's just happy because damnit she deserves it. Still could definitely snap a bitch in half if motivated though.

[geode-crystal]

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.” for the prince and knight duo ❤️

-- @whumperofworlds

Hello friend! Thank you for the ask!! You get a fun little whumpy drabble lol

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“Don’t you touch him,” Darius snarled. “If you hurt a single hair on his head…”

He stood in front of Mianu, sword raised, using his entire body to shield Mianu’s form. Mianu was huddled as far into the corner of the tiny, dismal room as he could possibly go. He was curled in on himself, clutching at the wound in his side, his other arm lying limp on the ground. His own magic betrayed him, shadows pulsing around his bad arm. His breathing was ragged. Shallow. His face was pale. And Darius didn’t want to think about all the other injuries he had sustained.

All that damage, all because Darius hadn’t been fast enough.

But he was here now. And he wasn’t going to let anything happen to Mianu again.

The enemy soldier sneered. Their own sword was held casually at their side, tip down, practically touching the cold stone floor. An easy threat… and a sign that they were far from intimidated.

“A little late for that, don’t you think?” they drawled.

Darius bristled with fury. His own sword leveled out, pointing right at his adversary’s heart.

“Walk away,” he hissed. “Right now. Or I will ensure that everything you did to him will be unleashed on you. Tenfold.”  

The enemy only smirked. “Cute. But let’s try this: you stand aside, and allow our dear young prince to follow orders. Or I could run you through, toss you aside, and make him follow orders.”

Mianu winced. A soft cry, a pitiful hiss, passed his lips. Darius had never felt such hatred.

“Over my dead body,” Darius snarled.

The soldier laughed. “Alright. I’m flexible.”

And their sword flashed as they lunged right for Darius. Darius was only too eager to meet the challenge. Whatever happened to him didn’t matter. As long as it meant Mianu got out without any further harm.

It was his duty as a knight. And his honor as Mianu’s love.

[tiredassmage]

they look like they're about to drop faerûn's next hottest album or something.

[cringefail-clown]

Aradia for the character bingo?

[feydpauls]

saw someone saying that gunwoo cannot be a top and now i HAVE to write top gunwoo

[csphire]

Larkrissa Appreciation Post

She doesn't get enough love and that's a true crime.

[cornertheculprit]

so wholly obsessed with the idea that mia is the one who taught phoenix how to play poker in the first place

[chocochat]

i feel like a shell of myself

[marcescenx-arc]

shout out to Ire and me for playing Ultra Rumble and taking out a Shoto and an Enji as Dabi and Tomura.

[aliceofclover125]

MC really do be like a week old and contaminated by a whole ass Starellon, coping by rizzing up a trash can and maladaptive daydreaming scenarios that make hotel staff quit their jobs on sight

An inspiration, truly

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

I don't not mean this offensively at all but is blows my mind that you are a lawyer but also writing jjk fics bc I work at a law firm and cannot for the life of me imagine any of the lawyers that work there writing fanfiction LOL kudos to u seriously I know how busy schedues can get due to court dates haha

im working in like. big city criminal law stuff right now and have been told by people in my office that i come off as a very deadpan and straight-laced legal nerd so i don't think the people who know me from my attorney life are imagining me writing jjk fanfic in my free time either

[caterpillarinacave]

People need to talk about Roman Torchwick more

[pttucker]

Lee Jihye watched me and grabbed the Cut Medicine like she was frustrated. "Give it to me. You can't apply it to your back." Lee Jihye placed the Cut Medicine on my wounds. "Be gentle. I might die if you press hard against it." "Don't be a crybaby. By the way, were you this small?" "My muscle mass was just reduced a bit." "Your shoulders look similar to mine?" My pride was hurt so I took back the Cut Medicine. No, I tried to take it back but failed. It was because Lee Jihye was more powerful than me.

He's so tiny and weak without his stats. 😭

Jihye even has to set up his tent for him. 😭😭

He's ABSOLUTELY FUCKED if he runs into an angry Joonghyuk.