This started out as a ha ha! Halsin likes ducks does he. Well what if Tav WAS a duck. 😂
This is now my go to doodle adventure, this feels like a monkey paw situation so apologies in advance.
BEST MODERN FAIRYTALE ADAPTATION! ROUND 3, MATCH 4 OUT OF 4!
Princess Tutu (2002 - 2003) is based off the Ugly Duckling and Swan Lake; Ponyo (2008) is based off the Little Mermaid.
Propaganda Under the Cut:
Princess Tutu (2002 - 2003):
This show is PHENOMENAL. Starts as a fairy tale show, slowly starts to discuss fate vs free will and the archetypes that fairy tale characters have to play and what would happen if they could fight the narrative. Also has one of the most perfect endings to Duck's arc that any protagonist could ever have.
Princess Tutu ftw, let's be honest here
Ponyo (2008):
Ponyo loves ham! She won the Little Merpoll bracket and so deserves to win this one too
"Even without full scan function, I still had my dark vision filters and my own mapping data, so with the fixed point of the corridor hatch, I could retrace my steps to the ramp. It just looked awkward and stupid because for the first part I had to navigate like a floor-cleaning bot." - Martha Wells, System Collapse
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VIDEO ID:
An animated video of Murderbot, in a full environmental suit (featuring a little 'Perihelion' logo on its chest and an opaque helmet).
Murderbot is wandering around a dark space, the sound of its footsteps on the stone floor are audible. It walks in a straight line to the right until it hits a pillar with an audible 'thunk' noise and stops. A grumpy smiley face appears next to it.
It recalibrates, making little chirping calibrating sounds, then turns and moves towards the viewer until it seems to hit the camera (again with a 'thunk' noise and a little frowny smiley face next to it) and recalibrates again.
It turns its back to the viewer and starts walking again, this time seemingly hitting the wall in the back. It recalibrates again, then turns to the right and starts walking again. After a few seconds it stops briefly, two exclamation marks appear next to it along with a beeping noise, then it quickly walks out of frame.
Modern-day house would be even more annoying, examples:
Wilson: House, why was there an Amazon package full of dildos on my doorstep?
House: did you notice they were sparkly and half off, i saved you money!
Wilson: *heavy sigh*
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Cameron: I think the patient had someone sneak a vape in for them, their lungs show more nicotine deterioration than last scan; which was two days ago.
*Cameron, Chase, and Foreman turn to House who is currently hitting a Neon Street Ursa Pocket Vape*
House: *while blowing out vapor* why would i let them get gross patient germs on my vape? Its the best friend, grill her until she confesses then do your Jobs and treat our patient.
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Cuddy: House, care to tell me why the IT guys had to come personally tell me you bypassed the porn filter on your work computer?
House: slow day, there's only so much a guy can do before pressing urges become more important
Cuddy: if your going to masterbate during work hours use your phone not the computers please
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And other such grievances, I also think he'd run a hospital gossip instagram page like hes in middle school but only when he remembered it existed, and most of the posts would be abt Wilson one way or another. Everyone in the hospital know about it but surprisingly Nobody knows house runs it and the betting pool on who's behind the account is vast and has a very large winning sum.
i dont know if i just have the right people blocked, but waking up every morning to see people talking about how they have assholes/gore/death threats in their inbox's meanwhile i'm just. here. is as saddening as it is funny. i feel like im an ample person to receive hate, where's my heat yall 😔 i would LOVE to psychoanalyze any anon hate i get and try to pick them apart for fun. where's my hate 😔😔😔
Sapnap noms Karl and Q as like his way of flirting (classic line of 'your just so cute I couldn't help but eat you up' or whatever-)
YES YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY
ignore the fact that I only drew Karl, i didn’t wanna draw two people and Q and Sap already have their own nom story and ignore that I can’t write flirty dialogue so i did icons instead
but YES SAPNAP DOES THIS. at first it’s kind of a joke cause they all know that Sapnap could just ask like a normal person but no, he has pickup lines now. Q and Karl think it’s funny at first cause the pickup lines also started as a joke, but then Sapnap got more serious and flirty and both of them kind of had a “shit this is hotter than it should be” moment.
Karl especially is a lot more receptive to it than he first thought he’d be
A mallard duck and her three ducklings standing in the grass! These ducklings were siblings, but had no familial relationship to the mother duck while they were alive.
The mother duck was shot during duck hunting season.
The three ducklings were abandoned by their mother and died shortly after.
It’s actually my first time trying to draw the majestic war criminal himself.
I am desperately trying to motivate myself to do something about this (yes, I have several ideas and plans. No, I am not doing anything because I am burnt out).
But I guess I will be back soon because my birthday is coming up. I want to do something to cheer myself up.