#and my silly fictional men

[my-little-loverboy]

Dies instantly (I’m bitching and moaning about irl shit)

Head in my hands….. citing a disorder as the reason for your behaviour does not make you exempt from the consequences of it. I’m (metaphorically) shaking my one roommate around by her shoulders. If you do not think you will do something you need to tell us or the cats will shit in your bed again, and when they do you the fault is no one’s but your own.

The solution to not being able to do cat litter is not playing weird ass mind games with your husband who lives on the verge of an anxiety attack because he feels like a burden so he will do it after he (with much turmoil and anxiety) asked if you’d be willing to do it once in a while when his arthritis act up and he can’t hold the scoop.

It is not just ignoring it until our cats shit under your bed then bitching about it and talking about getting rid of them

It’s telling one of us. I don’t mind doing it, I’m just too forgetful to do it all the time. But if you ask I’ll do it immediately so I don’t forget.

If you ask your husband he’ll do it too if he can and if not he’ll ask me bc somehow I have managed to form a strong positive relationship with your husband that has him actually safe enough to ask me to do things.

You literally have no responsibilities other than doing the litter once every few weeks when he can’t. You don’t pay any rent, despite always talking about how happy you are to be a housewife even though me and him do all of the housework and pay all the bills.

Your only job, is to pay off your credit card debt because in your infinite wisdom /sarc you got a card with an 8k spending limit and managed to max it in 2 months.

The solution to not having the energy to cook is not to reactivate that credit card you’re trying to pay off and spending $60 on food. Then getting upset about not having money on your credit card.

It’s asking one of us to cook, I usually can, your husband makes enough money to chip in if you need to order food, also we literally have a dedicated savings for when none of us can cook and we need to order food if we want to eat just? Use that?

The solution to not being able to put away the soup I asked you to fridge with is not pouring an entire pot of hot soup into the toilet (debatably more effort than putting the whole pot in the fridge, which had a spot cleared and everything.) then complaining when we’re short on food the next 3 days (I used the last of our shit to make a pot of soup that would’ve lasted us until we could afford groceries.)

It’s asking me to do it, I was literally in the next room pondering having another bowl before going to bed.

Also please, please tell me how in the blue fuck your bpd makes you drink my meds (one of em is a liquid I keep in the fridge. They’re not pleasant tasting and make you feel like SHIT for a while after.) They don’t even have any psychoactive properties they’re just like, prescribed nutrient shakes for when my eating disorder gets Real Bad.

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

[hplonesomeart]

Hehe this man is broken and severely emotionally distressed. Silly lovable guy but given self esteem issues because of the crushing weight of perfectionism. Not so funny if you think about it too long. But at least on the upside he cries pretty :))

No but seriously for all those who relate to Mr. Puzzles just want you to know your accomplishments alone do not define your value and worth as a person. Even when you’re a messy work in progress, you are loved and appreciated more than you may recognize. Thank you for being here. Don’t get me wrong it’s good to be idealistic and set goals, but don’t undermine yourself if you don’t get that perfect score….or if you start to fall behind compared to everyone else. Everyone goes through those moments of doubt or perceived failure. We need to fail every once in a while. And that’s okay

…a-anyways funny goofy dramatic TV guy we love him so much so silly so slay he lives in my head rent free yipeee. This animation is dedicated to him because if anyone in the cast deserved a feature length film it was definitely him, and he sure took up the spotlight in Puzzlevison and absolutely owned it. I’m excited for his future endeavors ✨

[sillystringsimpsons]

...he knows what he did.

interactions hugely appreciated <3

[lieutenantselnia]

POV: He's holding your hand💕

[femmesandhoney]

ofc idon't hate men i play lyney in genshin impact :((!

[floralcavern]

I like my men silly, cringe, and pathetic (they can be one and not the others, idc)

[elizasidepiece]

some remus lupin wips bc I just finished ATYD and am Not Well 🥲👍

[wittymumbledon]

not usually one for drawing memes but this was a special occasion

(clean meme below for anyone that wishes to use it:)

[little-blurry-stars5]

me, holding a fictional character by the throat: hes so skroinkly, so skrunkley. hes so skribadoikily. hes bibsy teipsy scrubbidoink. hes blorbo. hes badointy sillllllllllly goofy. a sillsacle. goopsy scudunk bip bop silly goofy scradionk bibblytipsy eepy shranilly blorbop scrilly guapoduo little goober i want to eat him

[tench]

I'm always ambushed by stray Anders in fics, like I honestly forget a) he exists, b) somehow people had absolutely different experience with this lying manipulative piece of shit after whom I even retracted some of my previous opinions on Solas.

[fleshofmensis]

hey chat, it was my (source)birthday yesterday and i completely forgot about it ,, too busy playing fallout

and speaking of fallout! a little ramble for ya

i was rerunning the nuka world dlc and sided with the raiders like usual but this time 😏 i romanced porter gage BUT I SO WISH IT WAS SAVOY ?? i enjoy savoy so much but he's been given fucking.. unnamed npc treatment and i'm fumed — he seems like he could've been a really cool character based on his limited lines LIKE?? dixie had more interaction than him smh

on another note, when claiming territory for the gangs (i went with the pack and disciples) they wanted me to hit the slog and I REFUSE LMAO i love the ghouls in the slog / ghouls in general my sillies

i also started nuka world completely underleveled but tbh the only part that was a pain in the ass was the bottling plant, which i gave to the operators and i eventually offed them sooooo

[moldypoff]

It’s kinda weird how I think these are doodles when I’ve already gone through the sketching, inking, and coloring process. Anyways,

IT’S ART DUMP TIME!!!

I usually start with the full drawing but this piece is really messy, so I’m starting with the close-ups! (I MISS MY MUTUALS) @motherarts @stinging-metal

[I really would have sent you guys these through discord first but all of my files are too powerful! I think it’s the paper (PAPER??? PAPER STARZ?????) texture or maybe I just gotta upgrade to nitro or smthn :,V]

I have several choice words to give to Sebastion but I’ll rant about him later in the tags lmao

That feeling of sharp bitterness before acceptance and appreciation UnU

Full image under the cut!

[sillystringsimpsons]

interactions hugely appreciated <33333

My self insert character/simpsona, sam adama

now... what if I used him to make selfships, except instead of wholesome loving relationships he engages in a spree of one night stands and abusive affairs. ..

just kidding! I obviously won't do that because I am a Normal Well Adjusted artist who isn't drawn to pain and suffering because of personal trauma :33

[angeltism]

who i like bc of my fragments vs who i, aqua, the vessel like is actually so funny. i could probably make a chart for certain sources where i'm like 5 people and also have a crush on like 7 people

[clown-around-and-find-out]

he could be the next big sexyman but you guys aren't ready for that conversation