The Best Trope Ever Showdown: Round 1, Side B
Stupid Sexy Flanders
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Have no idea if it's been done before but here's a RWBY parody of a rather famous Simpsons's joke.
Stupid Sexy Jaune!
A certain crimson colored individual can be a seen in front of a sign looking at which direction she should ski on.
Ruby: The widowmaker? Pfftt. I'm not married... (Yet.) Spinebuster boring 🥱. Ooohhh Colostimizer... 😲
While she looks at her option suddenly a rather large skier comes out from no where to greet her. Fearing that the skier might be violent or worse hit on her. She responds the only way a socially inept teenager can.
Ruby: Ah! Please leave me alone. I already have a boyfriend and he's bigger and hot and he is...
Jaune: Hididdly ho. Red riding Hood.
Ruby: Jaune!? What did you just say. And that suit is a little revealing isn't it?
Jaune: Ah, just in the mood you know. And well the suit allows for maximum mobility. It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
Jaune said while shaking and swaying his behind in a sensual manner. Causing Ruby to lustfully gaze at Jaune's assets this inadvertently causes Ruby to lose focus and unaware when she starts to skiing away from him.
Ruby: Uh oh. Okay don't panic remember what Weiss said.
Weiss: Okay dolts listen up if you gets into trouble all you have to do is...
Jaune: It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all!
Ruby: Stupid sexy Jaune! Oh my legs this is the worst pain ever.
Ruby spoke too soon. As mounds of snow repeatedly hits her groin on the way down.
Ruby: Ouch. My cooch! This isn't how I meant when I said I want to be pounded.
Ruby continues to slides down until she hits the bottom of the track.
Jaune: Ruby are you okay!
Ruby: 😭No I'm not okay! I just fall down from up there. And I sprained my thigh and my cooch gets pummeled. I want you to carry me back to the cabin. And not on your back. I want you to carry me like a princess.
Jaune: Okay you cry baby. I'll get you back home.
Ruby: Yay! I get to be carried like a princess. Now carry me to my castle manslave and don't forget to refers to me as your highness.
Jaune: Please allow this lowly manslave to carry you back to your castle my highness Ruby.
Ruby: Of course dearest Jaune now chop chop. I want to arrive before sunset.
Jaune: Thank you for allowing this lowly being to carry your Royal derierre in my arms.
Ruby: Jaune my cooch are wounded you maybe want to take care of it back in Cabin?
Jaune: What?! Of course not Ruby. Don't be absurd. You shouldn't tease people like that Ruby.
Ruby: *💋 Oh well can't blame a girl for trying.
Jaune: And Rubes you said you have a boyfriend earlier. Maybe you can introduce me to him later.
Ruby:... 🤨You're Joking Right?
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