#and neither will i

[p0ssym1lker]

Bats and Danny playing 20 questions and Danny gets asked about "something not many can brag about"

Danny: I have committed every degree of murder against myself

And people are just so so confused

[fablexdreams]

Yall, I've been writing a long as fuck Schmidt Family/Mike and Abby one-shot/story for like 2 months now, and writing the moments where Mike is taking care of a baby Abby completely on his own is breaking my heart beyond repair, especially considering it's pretty much confirmed to be canon now lmao. This man has not caught a break since he was 12. He needs a hug so bad fr.

[choochoopickledie]

Holding myself in the dark of my room whispering: There's no telling how long it'll take for me to get back to a place I feel safe in and that has to be okay because that's the only way to get better.

[madthebad]

when you’re trying to find a good playlist for a certain character and there’s only like 3 total and they’re all filled with taylor swift songs

[arrowsneo]

The fucking nostalgia just hit me when I saw a “Patton’s birthday” come up in my calendar.

[spacemancharisma]

~anything is an angel if you love it enough~

[lararutherford]

Who is her favourite sibling?

Gideon. And also this was a horrible question fuck you.

CONSIDER THE FACT I ANSWERED AT ALL ME BEING A GOOD SPORT.

[apollos-boyfriend]

49, 32, 22 - @qjaiden

49. can you skip rocks?

nope! although i don't think i've ever really tried either

32. do you have a favorite towel?

YES ACTUALLY. like every towel i have at home is super short EXCEPT for this blue one we've had for like ages. love that dude

22. what type of person are you?

the infuriatingly optimistic kind :]

[weird asks!]

[silver-coins]

Basil Kel Sunny and Aubrey

As BABIES

at this point you're just asking to see children get mutilated by a sadist

[marwhoa]

One time I requested a Mitsuri x reader from somebody on Tumblr then promptly fell off tumblr so somewhere out there, there may or may not be a request I made in the ides of May 2021.

[canonkiller]

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

[miamignonette]

bro i saw a video of jack dylan grazier in a performance of chicago and this was one of the comments 😭

[itsscaredycat]

the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

oh the darkness got a hold on me

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it