#and never get to experience?

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[grimalkinmessor]

When I tell you that I have read fanfic characterizations so OOC that they'd classify as an original character, trust me I have read THOUSANDS. But you know what I don't do? :) Tell the author of those fanfics that they might as well classify that character as an original character if they're going to write them like one. Because that's fucking rude. People don't owe you your preferred characterizations. The back button is free.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Ugh, they're back again

Jazz: Don't make that face at paying customers. Do you want to make a portal back home?

Danny rolling his eyes: Yes

Jazz: Then we need to get enough money to buy the parts. If that means waiting tables at a barely legal dinner, where idiots hit on us, then we wait those stupid tables. Now go over there and get the Waynes to leave us a 200 tip.

Danny: Fine, but only if you do too!

Jazz: *Tighten her apron straps into an hourglass figure* Way ahead of you.

Danny: *Rolling eyes but does the same*

Meanwhile with the Waynes

Bruce: It's so nice to go out to eat with you all

Alfred: Indeed. It's a nice change, don't you agree, children?

Wayne kids: *hyperventilating*

Bruce Not looking up from his phone: The Fenton siblings?

Alfred: Indeed, sir. It seems like Master Dick, Master Jason, and Miss Cass are going to attempt to speak to Ms. Fenton today. Master Tim, Master Damian, Master Duke, and Miss Steph don't seem mentally ready to look Mister Fenton in the eye. Bets?

Bruce: Dick chokes on his fork again. Tim face plants on the table, and Steph once again speaks in gibberish after forgetting the entire English language.

Alfred: Very good, sir.

[crazy-hazy-sims]

Always remember queer people live in SWANA queer people exsist in the middle east unapologetically everyday despite what your propaganda machine tells you, there are Arab queers and muslim queers from every country you can name from the region, yes even those countries get over your racist bias right now if you want to help us live.

Never forget this when you see people justifying the bombing and needless slaughter of the region under the banner of "they dont allow LGBTQIA people there" the laws dont sure but we the people exsist despite of it and will always be here.

Never forget this

[mellosghosts]

oh to sleep in the warm embrace of your catboy coded boyfriend

[finnsrightarm]

"I think the reason I don't want a new look is because I'm finally happy with who I see in the mirror right now. So what ever I put on, I just want to be able to see the same me looking back."

reposting the animatic i made for that one contest bc of the quality

[blackkatdraws2]

[ORV] This accursed child I must bear.

(Note: All my depictions of Han Myungoh are canon compliant but not entirely accurate.)

[ironinkpen]

there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

[vvanillavveins]

Is she Lucy Westenra, or is she just a vessel for the writer's barely disguised fantasy of a women being punished for her promiscuity? Is she really"Bram Stoker's" Lucy Westenra: a naive, innocent 19 year old, with a cheery personality and a bright future ahead of her? Or has the writer instead just slapped her name on an OC that behaves nothing like her, and- with none of the grace or decorum that Lucy's tragically short story deserves- sexualized her slow and agonising death as much as possible, whilst very unsubtly doing their best to blame her for being murdered, so that we won't object to her being killed again later in an even more gruesome and sexual manner?

[theminecraftbee]

truly the job search recommendation algorithms on so many websites are terrible. it's like. i'm not even in a field that it's hard to find my job by title in. i'm a software developer. this should be easy. just send me job recommendations that say "software", bonus points if they require 5 years experience since i have that. if you want to be more narrow look for java or c specifically, not that hard.

glassdoor, for some reason: so you want me to recommend you a civil engineering job. you want to build bridges? you are qualified to build bridges? you are qualified for land development? you are engineer?

me: i don't know why i bother,

[r-aindr0p]

Mini-rollo invasion : Scarabia

Anypov :

Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Pomefiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia

[misfitmiska]

Imagine there’s this huge, extremely famous franchise. You’ve never experienced the source material yourself but know of its existence through cultural osmosis. You know that the two leads are extremely recognisable characters of pop culture and that all of tumblr says they’re in love. Think Destiel Supernatural, sns Naruto, stuff like that except WAY more ancient and famous. One day, you decide, hey, why not actually experience the source material? Why not actually watch/read spn/Naruto/whatever for myself, just so I can say I have? So I can know what the fuss is all about? So you do and then BAM. 

There’s a third guy. 

It’s Dean and Castiel and a third guy. It’s Naruto and Sasuke and a third guy. The third guy is almost as important as the two leads, he gets almost as much screen time, his presence is essential to the relationship dynamic of the main characters, every single fan of the franchise is OBSESSED with him and won’t shut up about him. He’s the best character. You’ve never once heard of him.

Pretty surreal, right? Anyway, Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy—

[mikimeiko]

Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)

[kmpshitposter]

FAITH

[lycandrophile]

if you’re young and transmasc and the people in your life haven’t been great about the whole thing and you’re starting to feel like it might be easier to just give up and pretend to be the person they want you to be, i need you to hold on. because the thing is, one second you’re 16 and a future where you get to make decisions about your own body and life feels so impossibly far away and you can’t imagine living like this for that long, but then you blink and it’s been six years and you’re in your car with the music blasting and your voice is lower than the guy in the song’s and your hair is long for the first time in a decade because you’re finally confident enough to grow it out again on your own terms and your chest hasn’t been weighed down in months and it’s the freest you’ve ever felt in your life and i promise it will be worth the wait. don’t give up on yourself.

[lyxchen]

I'M SORRY did they give Maxine ocd?? (not angry, more like just really surprised) like the light switch and then the "Wrong. Everyone I love will die" and having to flip the light switch again, like that's intrusive thought + compulsion. Was this intentional? Are the writers aware that this is an ocd thing???