#and now it is

[polariod240]

I love to think of Ryo as an expert drug smoker who takes a scientific approach to them, which makes him look even more crazy. Like, imagine someone trying to kill him by mixing some shit in his drink at some point, and he gently says:

"Ah, I see. You just threw some cocaine in here, didn't you, my friend? Yes, cocaine, coke, coca, you name it. Colombia's finest and most famous drug, which has a 50% of chance to give you hallucinations and can make it hard to breathe, if you use it too much. But, that's not all. You mixed it with umh-" *he puts a finger inside the drink, then sucks it* GHB, a synthetic ectasy liquid drug. Oh, you thought I wouldn't have noticed? You thought I wouldn't recognize a drug that mixed with alcohol can kill you? It may be invisible and have no smell, but it gives the drink a slighty salty taste. Duh."

*Ryo takes out his gun at the rando guy*

"You could have asked, but alas, you decided to be a jerk. Now I have to kill you."

And afterwards, he goes back to take another super tiny sip out of the drink and he says:

"Ah, Peganum Harmala, that takes me back"

[marswasnothere]

make this make sense

screenshot at 8am and then at 2pm of the same day, Monday 31st March

and now all of yesterday and today, Thursday/Friday 4th April

Laptop battery suddenly dropping to 0% and refusing to work off charge but not charging. fuckin heelllppppppp

[justicecaballer]

the thing about having a relatively consistent workout routine that involves squats is that suddenly u start realizing ur squatting differently in day to day life

[goldnhourwrites]

maaaay have just said "fuck it" and dyed my hair hot pink. again

[amialunatic]

I keep on finding new hyperfixations and then I'm like damn I'm not even reblogging much of my older ones and then I'm like oh god the mutuals who wanted my older hyperfixation content are gonna be so pissed and then I remember I'm on an app where no one knows my name or cares...

So I'm just gonna move on and post about new stuff like an absolute slut.

[fructidors]

words cannot explain the immense love i have for fiddler on the roof in yiddish it’s my favorite thing ever to exist i think

[melonthesprigatito]

Eh, I don't think I'll be able to cosplay, I don't know who to dress up as and it's not like I have any accurate costume to wear--

OHHHHHHH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??

PENNY IT IS APPARENTLY

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[jvhdb]

[shamebats]

This paints such a beautiful picture

[sauntervaguelydown]

there's nothing wrong with making media designed for multitasking. Actually quite a lot of classic television was designed this way. The style you see in 1960's tv, even TOS, had some expectation that people would need to get up and check the stove, or answer a question, or any thousands of other household tasks that come up when you can't pause your tv.

But, on the other hand, demanding that a creator make that kind of show--especially in the modern day, when everyone who watches your show will have access to a pause button--is another case of out-of-touch execs meddling in something they obviously don't fucking understand.

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[beaft]

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[nightmare-from-heaven]

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.