#and now theyre on their way to have a fancy dinner

[dandelion-roots]

[Image description: the first image is a digital drawing in a semi-painterly style of Whyborne and Griffin walking arm in arm down the street. Whyborne is holding a red flower and blushes as he looks down at it, and Griffin is looking at him and smiling. The background is painterly and shows the street and lampposts lining it. The second image is a closeup of the drawing. End description]

Valentine’s day stroll through the bestest horrible murder town!

[qraceiuv]

XO. jude bellingham.

summary — jude bellingham x fem!reader | forgets to click close friends when posting on instagram and ends up exposing his entire relationship

note — send reqs! my inbox kept glitching but i fixed it now

warnings — none! just fluff

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y/nsusername (2 weeks ago)

y/nsusername: lately

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yourfriend: HOTTIE

yourfriend2: i want u

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username: shes rlly pretty omg

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username: who else is here from jude

y/nsusername (1 week ago)

y/nsusername: fancy dinner date @judebellingham

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judebellingham: 💋💋

username: HIS COMMENT?!

username: we are dumb

username: omg I WANT HER NOT JUDE

username: hes literally tagged and we were clueless

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username: me next wtf?!

y/nsusername (2 days ago)

y/nsusername: i have a big fat crush on him (he buys me everything)

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judebellingham

judebellingham: happy 8 months❤️ (im sorry for exposing us)

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y/nsusername: i said soft launch

— judebellingham: do i need to delete this as well

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username: most intense day of my life

yourfriend: YEAHHH WE FAMOUS

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[sherwoodknights]

SP 1999 EPISODE 6 LIVEBLOG

FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 1 ARE WE READY????

Wahey more fancy coats for percy

God this auction is gonna be like waling on glass

Margot at the auction what sins will she commit

Robespierre and his men walking in like a boyband lmaooooo

FOP PERCY IS BACK Y'ALL

Percy basically just gave a 1700s "thank you captain obvious" to chauvvy

Oh no they're gonna arrest the doctor/baron

Wait why are there 2 sets of soldiers

OH SHIT ANDREW SAVED THE BARON LETS GO

Percy "master of snarky notes" Blakeney returns

Percy and Marguerite fighting is so cute again now I know it's fake

I know it's fake but get his ass Margot

DAUPHIN MY BELOVED WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOUUU

I don't know how to feel about Chauvelin and Marguerite's flirting

Oh no margots going to walk into something she doesn't want to see I bet

BITCHY ACTOR DRESSED AS A MAN WHAT SINS WILL THEY COMMIT

Please follow them i have to know what's going on

Oh no the silent but presumably deadly helper can see Marguerite investigating

And percy is into the secret club okay

"In this club everyone is adressed as monsieur" progressive Kings who don't judge we love to see it

THE SPOOKY MAN MASK IS IN THE DRESSING ROOM OOOOO

Is it bad that I could watch Richard E Grant play dice all day

He must be cheating somehow but I don't know how and I don't care

ACTRESS LADY HAS THE DAUPHIN CONFIRMED????

Sleebpy Blakeneys <3333

STEP AWAY FROM THE SMALL CHILD CHAUVELIN

Why does the Dauphin look fucking catatonic

So wait does CHAUVELIN have the Dauphin!?!?!?

Mmmm men with swords

Oh my god is chauvvy gonna rob Robespierre? what a legend

Oh no the actress is snitching on Marguerite smh

God Chauvelin make up your mind do you love her or hate her

Marguerite you are playing with fire and I like it

NO MARGOT STAY AWAY DONT GO TO DINNER WITH HIM

PLEASE GOD LEAVE WITH ANDREW DONT TRUST CHAUVELIN

OH FUCK HE WAS WAITING FOR HER

AND HE HAS A GUN

Yes percy you trail that woman

DAUPHIN PRECIOUS BOY PLEASE DRINK SOMETHING

"That'll be interesting, I've never been killed before" king shit right there

GO ON MY SON FREE YOURSELF AND GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTT

(PREFERABLY WITH PERCY)

Oh no she got percy

NEVERMIND HE GOT AWAY

What's he planning to do, win by giving her an existential crisis?

Oh nevermind he won by stabbing her to death

Oh they have broken my son so hard

THE WAY HE COLLAPSES INTO HUGGING PERCY <333333

CHAUVELIN GET THE GUN AWAY FROM MY WIFE

Uh oh he shot the Chekhovs fireworks like an idiot

"I hate you" *romantic kiss*

A mood tbh

THE RETURN OF COUGHY FUCKER'S COUGH?????

Chauvelin you sly fucker blaming her for everything

CHAUVELIN YOU SLY FUCKER TELLING EVERYONE THE DAUPHIN IS DEAD AND HAVING A FAKE DAUPHIN

Obligatory boat scene

ANDREW TEACHING THE DAUPHIN CRICKET <33333333

GOD THEYRE SUCH A GORGEOUS COUPLE AND I LOVE THEM

AND THATS A WRAP ON SEASON 1!!!!

Honestly I'm so glad I invested in this series, it's fun and goofy and makes me feel all the feels and I adore it!!

I won't be starting season 2 until next week at the earliest but my god I've had fun liveblogging so far and I will certainly be continuing in case anyone cares to hear my unhinged live thoughts

[soriastrider]

Please tell us more about shadow demon Jake, I’m so interested :3c

ooh okay sure! :3 so i will be honest, like i said before this is still mostly just a jumbled collection of thoughts lol BUT i like the shadow boi enough that i've come up with a bunch of random ideas about him

i sort of said this before but my brain spawned him while i was supposed to be studying for my partial differential equations exam. brain said "time to not do math right now and instead draw vaguely suggestive 'dirk getting possessed by spooky demon boi jake'" and then it appeared on my screen (i am a sucker for demon stuff). so hooray for that? lol

so! hmm what do i have about him

jake enjoys being a mild nuisance. being Legitimately Evil (TM) is way too much of a hassle, and he'd rather just chill and make himself a very cute, very unavoidable bother to his new human boyfriend whose soul he now owns and who he can possess at will. dirk is just like hey, so what if he's a demon, that's fine i guess. take my soul, not like i was really using it anyway. he's hot and gives great hugs and is probably not going to kill me. it's cool

despite generally not being outwardly malicious, jake won't hesitate to do pretty much whatever is necessary to get what he wants. sometimes this causes some problems

he generally acts fairly normal but sometimes he'll just casually make a very disturbing comment or cheerfully suggest murder as a solution to a minimal problem ("Say old chum do you think we ought to pop down and eliminate the downstairs neighbors? Theyre quite the nuisance with all that noise. Itll only take a moment dont worry. Well be back in time for dinner!") and dirk will have to explain that no, we can't just go around killing people because they're annoying, jake. if nothing else, think of the paperwork.

jake can dissolve back and forth between his shadowy form and his human form at will, and can mix and match them as much as he wants. sometimes he manifests with horns and fangs, sometimes he looks fully human, sometimes he is a cloud of void with his spooky glowing eyes and mouth. he likes to hug and touch and generally put himself obnoxiously in dirk's personal space, and dirk puts up with it because he likes it he generally thinks jake falls closer to cute than annoying on the scale of "yes" to "stop"

and ive said this part but full possession turns dirk's eyes green, and if jake just sort of "suggests" or pulls an incomplete possession they just start tinting partially greenish. jake likes watching this. he's also got a bunch of fancy demon abilities (tm) that can transfer to dirk upon possession. ooh maybe jake's influence makes dirk able to flashstep for this au, that's cool. anyway jake!dirk running around looking and acting like an eldritch nightmare boy is a fun thought lol

[readyandnot]

MILO GREER HBS 2022

reactions w/ the lovely @morgansplace <33

i’m r, morgan is m:

it’s a lot lol, we were excited

m- People's going wild

r- OOOOH HERE WE GO MILO I MISSED YOUUUU

r- i felt that unpacking thing rn Imao A BROKEN MAN

r- "fancy schmancy" milo ily

m- sacrilegious- SOCKS ARE SOCKS I'M USING FUCKING ELEPHANT ONES RIGHT NOW

r-HIS LAUGHHHH<33 YOU ARE MY MAN MILO

m- "Your man" GOOOOOOD HIS LAUGHHHHH

r- “you wanna repeat that shitstarter?" no-

m- No l don't-

m- WHAT THE FUCK MILO I LOVE YOU

r- HIS FUCKING CHANGE OF VOICE IM DEAD

r- “A WALKING TERROR I CALL A MATE" yeah sounds about right

m- HE'S SO FUCKING DRAMATIC

Yeah that's sweetheart

r- "i blame david" FOR YOUR DUMBASS LMAO

what if sweetheart is hiding them???

m- His laugh oh my fucking god

r- i'm just a simp for his laugh, that's saying

something

m-WE ARE, WE ARE

r-ASHER IS A LITTLE BASTARD BUT I LOVE

HIM OKAY

r-MAN WANTS HIS SOCKS

m-WE LOVE HUGS<333 OH MY GOD KISSES

r-THEYRE SUCH A MARRIED COUPLE

r-HE'S SO SOFTTT

"i wanna give you a kiss" MANNNN

m-YES THEY ARE

r-"hey there" HELLO HUSBAND, i mean milo-

*sweetheart reveals they’ve been hiding the socks*

r-I CALLED ITTTT

m- HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING SEER

m- he's so dramatic and that's hot

r-"i was about to have an aneurysm" that's me

on a normal basis Imao

HIS GROWLLLLS ALREADY???

m-I'M COLLAPSING

r- ILL PUT THEM ON FOR YOU i'm sorryyyyy

m- Oh I'm not

r- IT WAS FOR COMEDIC EFFECT MILO

r- aw only kisses?

m- “aw” FACTS

r- "i love you" MILO YOU HUSBAND MATERIAL

m-The whole channel is husband material

r- "piece of work" CALLBACK

"who i love more than life itself” ITS SO

SENTIMENTAL OMFG

“i’ll give you a spanking”

r-😳 do it-

m- please do, actually

r- “it's not like it'd be the first time"

AYOOOOOO

"or the last" i'm deceased

m- Oh My Fucking Satan

r- “damn sweetheart" DAMN MILO

WHEN DO YOU DRESS UP MILO GREER

his laugh jesus christ

m-Baby he could use a paper bag and I'll be like

OMG HOTTIE

I'm just

I'm just not here

r- “get you feeling some kinda way" OH IT

DOES

BUT YOU DO EVEN WITHOUT THE

CLOTHES-

m-OH MY GOD

r- omg his fucking dirty talk- his accent on “all omg”

m- HIS ACCENT IN GENERAL

r-“leather belts" yes please

i bet you like nice and slow-

IM NOT SORRY

r- “pull down with your teeth" oh FUCK

m-FUCKING SHIT

r- AND I THOUGHT ASH AND BABE WERE KINKY

m- LMAO THEY ALL ARE

DAVID AND ANGEL IN THE WOODS???

HELLO????

r- grinding yourself down on my fancy shoe"

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

r- behind your back with a soft silk tie"

OMGGGGG

m- THE SHOE LMAO

m- Oh my fucking god I'm screaming

r- “looking up at me with those pretty eyes"

FUCK-

m-PRETTY EYES:((<333

r- “naughty tongue" HES THE BEST AT DIRTY

TALK OMFG

m- OH MY FUCKING GOD-

m- YES HE IS Usually I don't like dirty talk But-

r- "you always know what to do" DAMN RIGHT I DO

m- MILO MOTHERFUCKING GREER

r-“lapping up every drop i give and you earn

every one of them" i'm dead

m- KISSES OMG

r- bury me in my grave HIS NOISES

m-we're done

r- WE’RE GONNA BE LATE BUT FUCK IT

m- DINNER IS NOT THIS IMPORTANT

Fuck it, they can have dinner another time okay.

r-"yeah you can touch" CONSENT <33HIS MOANS keep going" keep moaning damn

m-CONSENT IS THE SWEETEST AND SEXIEST

THING EVER

r- MILO.GREER. I LOVE YOUR BODY NOT LIKE LETS GET THAT STRAIGHT

m-I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

r-HIS GASPS IM SO-

"give me a squeeze" YPU DONT HAVE TO

TELL ME TWICE

m- GIMME A SQUEEZE AYUDA

r-"just like that" “more" OH MY FUCING GOD

m- OH MY GOD

YOU WANT ME HOW??? YES SIR

r- "i wanna strip you outa these clothes i want

you naked in front of me" fuck me-

m-YES YOU'RE A FUCKING GIFT FROM

HEAVEN

m-fuck it they don’t need us

r- " got a different kind of hunger" yeah me too

but that's obvious HIS GROWLSSSS

m- OH MY FUCKING GOD

m-BREAK THE B-

I'm fucking done

r-cause i sure fucking am"

m-OH MY GOD

r- “i’m gonna have you calling out my name so

loud they'll hear you in dahlia"THE WHISPERS

m-IM FUCKING DONE

*video ends*

r- NOOOOOOOO

m- no no no no

r- PATREON HAVERS YOU LUCKY MFS

m- FACTS

m- Milo Greer,

you’re invited to-

FUCK ME

don’t be late!

r- FR DONT EVEN NEED AN INVITATION

r-morgan

sam is next

HOW ARE WE GONNA LIVE

m-SAM'S GOING TO FUCKING BREAK ME I

SWEAR TO GOD

[titstraction]

time after time with dreamers a yearish in the future. december 2022 perhaps.

okay so this is Fic-Specific Asks for Authors and this is my best mutual julia indulging all my fancies. for better context you gotta read dreamers my magnum opus on my ao3

Time After Time: Send me a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of [that fic], or sometime in the past before the story started, and I’ll tell you what happened then

okay so a yeahish in the future finds remus and sirius facing on new challenges as remus’ disability progresses. he loses some motor functions quick, he gets tired much more easily and would rather be at home sleeping than say at the park etc

remus has grown more comfortable with having sirius look after him and sirius does it well and feels good about it but it is still a sudden change and a sad situation and he sometimes feels scared and lonely, misses the energy remus had in the beginning

he is steadier on his feet though: he had a collection of poems published, made some nice money for them, got a car, and he loves himself fairly more a yearish into the future. a little bit more everyday

and they have community that supports them through it: marlene will sometimes drop warm dinner off, and dorcas will do remus’ university work for him on the harder weeks. and theres a new character thrown into the mix: morgana, regulus’ late wife, tracks sirius down and they become part of each others life. they become friends, matching sharp wits and soul dilemnas and its an assurance that regulus too wouldve liked him as a person

soooo sirius and remus become uncles to little sirius (now that hai is back with his mother they need another little kid to be in uncleship with) aaaand uncles do fun stuff!! uncles go to the movies!! and you know what movie is showing december 2022??? thats right. AVATAR 2. FULL CIRCLE MOMENT BABY

sirius drives to pick up morgana and little sirius from their house. and hes sweating buckets big nervous because remus is the only person he has driven around since. he was so nervous he had spent the morning driving from their house to the movies and back, to get familiar with the route. it all goes smoothly when morgana and little sirius are on the backseat and remus is riding shotgun, hand squeezing his forearm reassuringly

so they get to the movies and get four tickets to see avatar 2 tehehee. and sirius sits between remus and little sirius, both his hands being held tightly and he feels sooooooo loved and he loves them sooooo much

and its the part of the movie with the big beautiful whale, and remus is fast asleep because the movie is frankly too big and quite a bore, and little sirius is looking at the colors and the textures with eyes as wide as galaxies, clutching at sirius hand, and he feels like- fucking flooded with the love and his sheer dumb luck and how beautiful life turned out to be and morgana catches his eye and smiles knowingly

then (…2 hours later) its lights UP and he wakes remus UP and remoussy dude is upset he missed most of it. hes like. a little pouting frowning frustrated at himself but his man’s happiness is just so contagious he believes him when he tells him its fine, you didnt miss a thing, really, there was no plot, so he brushes it off for the moment and kisses him lightly and sirius looks even more like a kid on christmas morning. joy impersonated etc

whats going to the movies with no getting pizza after? they get a table at pizza hut where little sirius fills remus on every detail he missed and the nap is almost worth its money for the gentle way he listens and smiles and says little kindnesses. like a woww with his honey eyes blown wide. sirius is buzzzzzzzing he is hot and bothered remus is the best thing that has ever been his etc

and then they get little sirius some crayons while theyre waiting for the food and little sirius draws the four of them at the movies. and sirius is there, in the family portrait. ayyyyyyyyyyyy 😛

[t4tbruharvey]

franziska has to go to a ball and she brings maya as her plus one ("platonically") and its the point where they both know they like each other and theyre basically dating but theyre not dating and franziska is clearly upset about going and so maya spends the whole time dicking around and trying to cheer her up and at first franziska is worried abt her reputation but then her and maya have so much fun she just starts laughing and realizes she doesnt care... also what do you think they would wesr

AAA YEAH EXACTLYYYYY like franzy understanding that maya wants her to feel more happy and comfortable and that if these people don't care about franziska's happiness why should she care about their opinions! esp when fraziska has been forced to maintain her reputation at the expense of her happiness for so long and now she's found people who don't expect her to do that!!!

i think franziska would wear a fancy suit like with a waistcoat and everything so like extremely high collared shirt with probably ruffles around the neck and then black waistcoat and really really shiny shoes and a black dinner jacket and white silk gloves because it's honestly SUCH a fun formal outfit to wear if you're doing it in a cool queer way. and i do fr think maya would wear like a fancier version of the robes she wears as master of kurain because that's something she feels a connection to

[maskspurpose]

anon asked: wataei 10, 18… i’m a simple man

hello simple man :wave: 

wataei: 18 - What does a date night out look like for them?

ive written them going to the opera together in the past because it just felt like the kind of move they would pull and bc i think events like that kinda fit both of their... date night sensibilities the best. wataru likes doing stuff thats a bit more extra and includes an aspect of performance (and LOVES to go to theatrical performances of any kind, obviously) and both of them appreciate the privacy that is offered going there. at a certain point the lights go down and obviously they have the kind of private seats that mean if you talk abt smth in hushed tones nobody will notice or care. 

im also with canon on them going to theme parks as a date or like, fairgrounds or something similar. i love the fact that eichi is apparently just kinda really into theme parks now its very charming to me as a trait. theme park nerds are fun im friends with one irl and theres something about going on the same haunted house ride for the tenth time in a row primarily because by now you find it funny. theme parks also tend to have shows even if theyre usually artistic and not theatrical but i think again this would be smth that would rlly lure in wataru. and idk abt other theme parks but at least one close to me has a waiting area that is at times staffed by people specifically to jumpscare people. 

so those are like the big activities i would assign them. i think they also kinda start doing like regular dinner dates (or semi-regular because both of them are very busy) when they can manage, just going to a string of fancy restaurants, most likely in some sort of private area to allow both of them quiet eating time. 

20 - What clothes/accessories do they steal from each other?

whatever they can get their hands on. i think they would delight in wearing each others performance clothes because nobody would ever know except for them making it feel both extremely subtle and like. vaguely dangerous feeling because it's SUCH a public venue to pull a stunt like this. ofc those clothes are tailored and stuff so i think there are probably ways to tell (i think yuzuru would be able to, as would a really really really dedicated fan) but yeah mostly its just for them 

similar with wearing each others practice clothes its mostly just an act of like "okay well this jacket smells like them and not me so ill wear it". hm. im sure eichi would like that. 

i also think eichi is more likely to initiate it and like they generally would keep it to stuff thats more subtle especially in like public-facing situations. watarus clothes have a tendency to be a lot more notable than eichis so its a bit of a dangerous game to play but i also think eichi would intentionally underdress JUST a little bit so he can get watarus coat out of it and yknow sometimes your hands slip in the changing room or at the hotel while travelling and you accidentally swap shirts at some point it happens. 

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[misora-msby]

embarrassing moments with inarizaki

inarizaki always looks so cool but you know they’re actually dorks and i am here to provide you the content to show theyre clowns. enjoy the headcanons :)

Kita Shinsuke

firstly. kita shinsuke being embarrased? making a mistake? unheard of.

he’s a perfect man and we all know it.

anyways

you two were having a nice dinner out together. 

it was a pretty fancy place so you decided to dress in a different style today

but you were beginning to wonder if kita liked it or not because he seemed to keep looking past your shoulder instead of at you

he was an observant guy so you were wondering if something had happened behind you

but you couldn’t hear anything weird so you assumed not

you decided to just stay quiet about it at first but now it was beginning to become annoying! 

why wasn’t he looking you in the eye to speak?

midway through your dinner, kita finally spoke up tho

“y/n, your shirt is slipping... yer bra’s showing.”

oh.

right. you were wearing your off-shoulder top.

“o-oh. shin, it’s that kind of shirt, you know?” you had to explain your outfit to ur bf with a pink face.

“oh... that so... well it’s cold these days so if yer feelin’ cold lemme know. i’ll give ya my jacket.”

GOD HES SO PERFECT KITA SHINSUKE I HOPE U MARRY HIM???????

Ojiro Aran

another man with next to no flaws.

but nature says everyone has to make some mistake.

so it was a regular school day, our aran has just come to class from morning practice and there’s still some time left until class starts.

all the girls in class are gathered around a table

he’s not sure why, it’s probably watching an idol video

but ur man wants to be a little romantic!!

plus he just showered so he smells Great uwu

he goes over and hugs you from behind, placing his chin on ur head.

“hey, bb whatcha ya doin”

all the girls gasp.

he doesn’t get whats wrong, it’s not like it’s a secret y’all are dating

pda to this level aint bad either

especially compared to his teammate miya atsumu

“ojiro aran.”

why is your voice behind him

he looks down and nearly faints when he sees he hugged the wrong girl.

to be fair she looked a lot like you from behind, just maybe 1cm shorter.

“i’m so sorry!” he keeps apologising to literally everyone and all the class is giggling bc they never seen their school’s ace so red before.

“didn’t think i’d come back from the toilet and see my bf cheatin”

“IT WAS A MISTAKE! I’M SERIOUS! Y/N U KNOW I LOVE YA!” 

hes so funny i swear

the volleyball team hears of it and it gets even better 

Miya Atsumu

it’s not a secret that miya atsumu, setter of the inarizaki volleyball team and invited to national youth training camp, had a gf

he was very much in love with u 

the whole class knew it because he’d show it off whenever he could too

so here comes valentines day

last year he received like... 50 different gifts from girls and guys aiming to win his love.

you didnt even give him one lmAOOOOO 

but this year, he had been not so subtly trying to hint that “i better not receive any chocolates this year when i’ve got a gf!”

he reaches school and plops into his seat.

there’s an anonymous box of chocolates with “please accept my love, miya-kun! <3″ on it

“the hell’s this?!”

“oh? chocolates?” - osamu who just popped his head into the class to shove into his twin’s face how much chocolate he got.

especially since the blond was off limits, the grey-haired twin had a bigger following now.

“do they not know i have a girlfriend...”

“well, ya might as well eat it. ya dont know who to return it to.”

“that’s like receivin’ their love!”

“no it ain’t. it’s just food.”

atsumu couldn’t argue with that and popped a piece in.

it was very delicious. the chocolate practically melted on his tongue and was the perfect sweetness and was filled with a delicious ganache too.

it was perfect

but he couldn’t accept this!

“it ain’t even good. too sweet and the filling’s sticky.”

“ah. really? is that what you think, tsumu?” you ask from the door where you had been watching the exchange take place.

“y/n! look at this! some weirdo gave me some choco and like... samu said to test it but i’ll toss it out, promise.”

“tsumu, i made that... i wrote it anonymously because i thought you’d know it was me and i wanted to tease you a little.”

“huh.”

osamu: “yeah actually i went over to her place to teach her how to make it.”

atsumu: “you said you went to suna’s place?!”

osamu: “i went there later but i first went to help her.”

you: “anyways if it’s not good i don’t mind if you toss it out...”

tsumu: “NO NO BABE I PROMISE IT’S GOOD”

you: “you just said-”

“BABE I SWEAR IT’S GOOD I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO ACCEPT A STRANGER’S STUFF”

“you’re always so honest though... are you sure?” you were having your fun teasing him now.

“BB PLSSSSSS”

he still cringes at the memory 4 years into ur marriage

Miya Osamu

osamu would DEFINITELY make home made dinner dates a regular thing.

this alone shows he’s the better twin - miya atsumu stan

he loves cooking and eating with you so sometimes when he’s got a day off you guys’ll set aside the afternoon to make a real nice dinner

imagine candlelit dinner with miya dorito body osamu in a suit

of course some fun stuff happens after too ;)))

and today’s your third anniversary!!

so osamu adds lots of ‘natural aphrodisiacs’ to the meal

i’m talkin

garlic bread and soup for an appetiser, a nice juicy steak with garlic and red wine sauce for the main, and chocolate coated strawberries for dessert

mm yummy

you two cleaned your plates completely (it was very delicious) and as you were washing the dishes, osamu comes up behind and wraps his arms around your waist

“yes, ‘samu?” 

“i’ve already prepared us a nice bath with yer favourite scents.” he’s got his head resting on ur chin

“really? thank you~ i’ll be there in a bit”

but he doesn’t let go of you while you’re still scrubbing at the baking sheets.

“osamu, you can let go for now.”

“don’t feel like it.”

“i gotta wash the dishes since you did most of the cooking.”

“mmm, i’ll do it if ya gimme a kiss.”

you roll ur eyes bc what a cutie 

u turn ur head to give him a kiss but suddenly he 

he burps

that garlicy wine smell is just kinda there

“ew! ‘samu!!”

his face is real red but he’s also trying not to laugh because he’s still a dude and this is absolutely hilarious to him

“want another?” he starts teasing

“i’m not getting in the bath with you.”

“wait wait wait i’m sorry, i’ll go brush my teeth and give you a proper kiss”

Suna Rintarou

you two were taking the train home today

it was quite late due to practice going a little longer than usual, so he insisted he walked you back home today.

sunarin can be a good boyf sometimes ok

it was getting a little crowded on the train tho, since people were heading home or going out for dinner

luckily you had already grabbed seats so you were quite comfortable sitting side by side. 

you and suna have the type of relationship were you dont have to talk all the time

silence is v comfy.

he’s just scrolling through twitter on his phone while you’re looking around the car, lost in ur thoughts

suddenly you notice an old lady standing a little bit away from you and you stand up

“baa-san, please take my seat.” you whisper in the crowded carriage

“oh how kind of you. thank you, dearie.” she smiles and takes your seat while you stand in front of her and suna instead.

suna doesn’t realise this exchange has happened tho

(he’s on his phone as usual)

probably starting some fights on twitter

he decides to try to be a little romantic and pretends to stretch his arm around (who he thought was) you.

“rin.” 

why is your voice right in front of him?

“young man, i appreciate it but i’m married.”

suna jumps as he sees someone he did not recognise next to him.

he looks up and notices you had moved.

you’re giggling

the granny’s giggling

atsumu and osamu sitting opposite on the carriage look like they’re going to cry because they’re trying not to laugh

“i was just stretching. really.” he mumbles and crosses his arms, face red as a tomato

he’s so embarrassed.

Ginjima Hitoshi

sometimes the inarizaki vbc would go for an after practice snack at the nearby family mart

they were really hungry after an intense preparation for nationals which was in two weeks so kita insisted they all get something to fill them up on the way home

but lucky lucky ginjima hhehe

you (his classmate who he had a crush on) were working at the cash register today.

“welcome!” you greet everyone as they enter

he cant help but stiffen up a bit 

why are u so cute and cheery today

the 2nd years already know what to do.

“heyy, i think last week i bought ya that ramen right? ya owe me my konbini snacks today!” - atsumu

“yeah. you lost a bet to me last week so u gotta pay up. a pack of jelly fruit sticks please.” - suna

“forgot my money today, mind payin’ for my snacks too?” - osamu

“like hell i’m paying for all of you. especially you, osamu. you eat too much all the time.” 

aran’s noticed what’s going on,

“hey, if it’s just for today you can do it right? if ‘samu don’t pay ya back tomorrow i’ll nag him ‘til he does.” 

“fine...” his basket is full when he goes to the counter.

he’s trying his best not to have a red face while watching u scan the items, ur hair swaying slightly as u look back and forth between the objects and the screen.

“alright. 4,890 yen please!” GOD he hated how expensive it was, that’s almost all his weekly allowance but bc it’s u and ur voice saying it it’s kinda ok

“mm, ok.” he still has his eyes on you while he takes out his wallet and puts it on the counter.

yes

his wallet, not the money

“...” “...”

“excuse me, sir. this is...”

he almost slaps his face wtf he’s so embarrassed.

“s-sorry. just a little absent minded after practice.” he starts pulling out his cash.

“it’s fine! i know how hard you guys practice!” you smile while performing the rest of the transaction and pass him his big bag of goods. “good luck for nationals, ginjima-kun!”

he almost runs out of the store and is about to fight the rest of the 2nd years for watching and (suna) recording

[leossmoonn]

okay okay back to regular scheduled programming

god forbid you ask matt to take care of the kids bc you know for a fact that this man will do literally ANYTHING they ask

"daddy we should go get ice cream!"

"daddy can we go to the pool even though it's 40° outside and it's closed?"

"daddy can we eat from that fancy restaurant you took mommy that one time?"

literally the two of them cld ask for the moon and he wld figure out a way to get them the moon (which i guess isnt a bad thing but it's not a good thing either)

tldr matt spoils the kids bc theyre too smart for their own good and you eventually have to put a hold on your credit cards bc of it😭

Matt and Jack Pearson have the same energy

Matt cannot stand the kids being disappointed. Especially his little princess Jackie. She’s the reason why Percy and her get anything they want.

And you know abt Matt’s soft spot but you two don’t want to pay for a sitter and plus, Matt wants to spend time with the kids. You just have to hope that you still have money in your account and your husband comes back the same way you left him lmao.

Omg imagine the kids ask him to go to the humane society and adopt a cat🌝. This might end up being a very important concept post as I might add another member to the murdock family hehe

Matt is kinda on the fence abt this. You guys don’t live in an apartment anymore since you have a family now, but he’s not sure of your stance on cats + he doesn’t know if Buddy will like it

But again, he hears the sadness in Jackie’s voice and he can’t stand his little girl being sad, especially if he was the cause

So he takes them to the humane society or like a nearby shelter.

“Hi, are you looking to adopt?” The woman at the front desk asks

“Um maybe. My kids just wanted to look at the cats. We probably won’t adopt anything since my wife isn’t there.”

“Alright, no problem. Here are our cats.”

She leads them to the cages where the cats are and OMG THEYRE SO CUTE. Most of them are like almost a year old and there are some that are like 8 and just two months.

“See any you like?” Matt asks.

“This one!” Jackie exclaims. “What does it look like baby?” Matt asks.

“It’s an orange tabby with green eyes!”

He can hear the excitement in his daughter’s voice and he grows afraid he won’t be able to say no

“How old is it?”

“She’s about seven months old. She’s litter box trained, too,” the woman said.

“Can we hold her?” Percy asks. “If it’s alright with your dad,” the woman says.

“Yeah, that’s fine.” Lmao Matt is diggin himself into a hole

The woman lets the two hold the cat and he can just tell that Jackie is falling in love

Also I just wanna say, I feel like Buddy is more Percy’s dog in terms of which child bonded and takes care of him more. Jackie adores Buddy, but she just feels like he’s more of everyone else’s dog and she wants a pet for herself. Anyways

“Wanna hold her, dad?” Jackie asks.

“Um, sure.” He holds his hand out, first petting the kitten. Ugh her fur is SO. SOFT. He then holds her and the kitten curls up in his arms and starts to purr suuuper loudly. He himself cannot take the cuteness

“What’s her name?” Matt asks.

“The shelter calls her Baby, but you can name her something different.”

“Baby, huh? I can see why,” Matt chuckled as the cat is literally clinging to Matt and rubbing her scent glands on his clothes.

“Would you like to change it to something else?”

“Oh, Im not sure if we are getting —"

“NO DAD PLEASEEEEEEE!” Jackie exclaims. “Jackie, use your indoor voice,” Matt says.

She’s like 🥺🥺🥺🥺 “please dad. I promise I’ll take care of her. She’ll be my baby.”

He knows she’s not lying but he’s so scared you’re gonna kill him…. But ah what the hell. You only live once right

“We’ll take her,” Matt smiles.

Jackie is so excited.

Okay but Matt is nervous when he gets home. He literally cleans the kitchen like 2 times and your guys’s bedroom. He makes Percy clean the living room and he has Percy and Jackie help him with making dinner 😭

You come home, pleasantly surprised. “What’s the special occasion?”

“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to show you how much we love you and appreciate you,” Matt says as he kisses you.

“Mmm,” you hum happily into the kiss. “Well, thank you. I love you all, too.”

“We have something to show you!” Percy exclaims

Matt is ready to throw himself and Percy out the window lmao

“Oh, really?” You raise your brows. “Percy is just kidding,” Matt laughs.

“What?”

“W-Well, he’s not. But we can show you later. Are you hungry? We made your favorite and —”

Then you spot the little tabby cat roaming around the floor. Jackie is trying to catch her lol

“What the hell?” You frown.

Matt looks at you helplessly. “I’m sorry. The kids wanted to see the animals, and Jackie wanted the cat, and I just couldn’t…”

“Couldn’t say no, yeah, I know,” you roll your eyes. You put your coat and shoes by the door, walking over to the cat and successfully catching it. “What’s it’s name?”

“Her name is Baby,” Jackie smiles. Lowk Jackie isn’t even that scared bc she knows this is technically her dads fault (😭😭😭)

You hold the cat up like Simba in The Lion King and study it. “Well, she’s cute.”

“You think?” Matt smiles, hoping you won’t kill him.

“Yeah,” you nod. You bring Baby to your chest and you can’t help but smile as she melts into you. “So, who is taking care of it?”

“Me!” Jackie grins. “Okay. Well, you’re eleven so, I guess you’re old enough,” you say and hand the cat back to her.

“So you’re not mad?” Matt asks.

“No! Not at all!” You laugh.

Yep you’re mad.

Matt nervously eats dinner and when you guys kiss the kids and the pets goodnight, you have a talk w Matt.

“You let her get a cat?”

“I-I —”

“That’s a big responsibility! She doesn’t even do her own laundry!”

“Babe, I know, but —”

“I’m putting a hold on your credit card.”

“What?!”

“You heard me. You or the kids want to buy something, you’ll have to run it by me first.”

“Sweetheart, I’m sorry.”

You sigh and you can tell he is. And you know he’s just trying to be a good dad and give his kids everything because, well, he didn’t get that luxury when he was a kid. You walk over to him and hug him, kissing his cheek softly.

“I know you are. I’m not terribly mad. Honestly, this could’ve been worse. But next time if we want to add another member to the family, or you want to take the kids to the zoo and buy a shit ton of animal plushies, please just wait for me to come home and let me know. I won’t always say no.”

“Yeah,” he nods. “I know.”

You smile and kiss him again. “You’re a great dad, Matt. You have a generous heart. That’s what I love about you.”

He smiles, “I’m glad.”

“But just know, if the cat pisses on our bed or gets into the food, you’re cleaning it up,” you say.

He laughs, “Already was prepared to do those things.”

[whatisgoingonpaul]

Looking at the deleted scenes

so my last post looking into a scene to hear what they said was a deleted scene and that honestly got me on a kick now about looking though them all. This one is mainly going to be just taking about them/details more then a what I heard post. So here we go.

1- fighting over rooms

This was in the script and the book but never made it into the film, Sam was in the room Michael wanted and they fought for it. So this scene is the context behind Sam bolting down the stairs “MOM PLEASE! Ma! You gotta help me!” “S o o n”

Sam’s got a serious comic collection, which he organises(I see the hulk but no Batman)

Sam mumbling the song he later sings in the tub!! (Ain’t got no home)

“oh no no no, this is MY room. You, spidey and richie rich and the rest of the boys are outta here.” Michael I love you.

“My way or the highway bud” Sam I love you

Michael: I’ll flip you for it *LITERALLY PICKS SAM UP AND FLIPS HIM UPSIDE DOWN*

Sam bites this man in the leg- Michael also notably mumbles ‘lil shit’ as his brother rushes away laughing

Y’all I am in LOVE they are literally just siblings

2- Kitchen that night

This was also script/book. I mean duh because it’s a deleted scene. Basically just talking after dinner

Lucy has two big pictures of her mother ‘hi mom’

Sam is trying to fix the stereo but it keeps popping also Sam wearing the bandana! Cutie lmao

The stereo starts playing lost in the shadows (also like how when Dwayne hits it, it plays good times)

Michaels “sammmmmmm”

Michael just “I dunno if I’m going back to school” he dead ass went ✨I wanna drop out✨

Sam swoops in and starts dancing with Lucy it’s to cute I’m gonna explode

Sam and Lucy dragging him in , Sam straight up head locking Mike and Lucy’s dance is gonna

3- extension of Michael following star

Honestly this should have stayed in. It gives star a bit more character and it also makes Michael slightly less creepy in his actions. THIS IS WHERE THE PHOTO OF LADDIE COMES FROM!

Star: are you following me?*laugh*

Michael, confidently: yea, I am

Star:

How star is laughing and smacking gum watching this dork

Laddie like :0 the whole time

The way she says “well, talk” In a half laugh

SAM ACTUALLY CUTS THEM OFF FROM THEIR CONVO WITH “moms here” that’s why she goes off

LADDIE NOTICING SAMS VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE COMIC!!

“She wants me , all of me” - Sam Emerson 1987

4- Michaels job

Self explanatory, honestly I think this scene should have been kept in for little more past actually establishing that the movie is longer then a few days. Really it’s more like a few weeks

The drunk dude laying on the beach left over from the night before

Hhhhhhhh shirtless Michael hhhhhh

SAM AND THE FUN TUBE I REMEMBER THIS FROM THE BOOK

This kid is trying to read a comic in the ocean

Sam gets splashed by the surf nazis

Michael gets tricked by hair lmao

5- video store that afternoon

Weird note but Maria is called Marie? However in all media she’s called Maria??

Marie gives her little backstory, how she owes max

Max is busy during the day you see

Lucy is such a sweetie “there’s my boys! :D” “my sons my sons”

Michael trying to give Lucy his left over Christmas money and all that 🥺

Sams “bye mike!”

6- talking again

Second night extended talks

They used to come spend summers in Santa Carla

M: where’s your little brother?

S: hes not my little brother

The audio cut out :(

7-

Grandpa asks Lucy about her boss “oh you know him?” “Oh I’ve seen him around”

GRANDPA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

“Yea if i knew I was gonna live this long I woulda taken better care of myself”

8- morning

Sam watching the stuffed mountain lion

Nanook going after the rears of the stuffed hunting dogs- sir-

“Chill out Nanook”

Sam gets noosy and looks in on the Taxidermy and Grandpa chooses to gross him out lmao

“Nanook, this is my life , I come from a broken home. My mom works all day, my brother SLEEPS all day and my grandfathers possibly a alien who stuffs chipmunks” SAM I LOVE YOU

Sam sneaks a bit of grandpas weed

I’m going to sob I’m gonna sob it’s like a bit of the leaf! Sam baby never change

Grandpa walks in- Sam gets offended and tells him to stop with the Indian walk (this implies that he just straight up sneaks up on Sam non stop lmao I love him)

This blends into the “let’s go to town” scene

9- Michaels “morning after

The video I’m watching titled it this and I’m losing my shit so I’m keeping it. ALSO AGAIN THE MAGGOTS AND THE BRIDGE SCENE ARENT ON THE SAME NIGHT. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN KEPT IN TO ESTABLISH THAT

Michael not being able to lift his weights

“I can’t remember to much, not after the Chinese food that looked like maggots” Sam slowly putting down his apple lmao

“Hey mike, you think grandpas a alien?”

Mike “mom and I didn’t wanna tell you two early” lmao

Nanook and Michaels salty feet. I still don’t get this part

“That was some pretty funky Chinese food”

MICHAEL IS NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THE ROBE AND HE HAS FUCKING TIGHTY WHITIES

Mike just placing his full hand over sams face

10-

Went over this last night

Max having thorn sit shot gun

His baseball cap that’s it just his hat

11- max and Lucy date pre phone call

Again for  character development , like star. Like he doubles as a love interest and villain you think they’d leave the little parts with him in it in the movie

Max saying “I know what it’s like to be alone”

He says protecting mother in Latin(I think?) then English - NERD

“Lioness with her Cubs” she laughs THEYRE REALLY CUTE- STOP

“I think my mothering days are just about over” “well, they don’t have to be” SUBTLE

Max trying to show off with a fancy order shsisososososos

Max goes all out and spoils with the expensive order and Lucy is all !!! ☺️ no one touch me

They’re actually really cute and it makes me so mad they cut out moments like this for him and star? Because even with these they don’t get that much time but they get that much more character

13- Mike they’re here! Introductions

Should have been kept simply because there’s a huge gap

“This guy looks more like a zombie”

“Should I run him though?”

MICHAELS EYELINER

Mike is so sarcastic

“David! It’s David isn’t it?! He’s the leader! David ansisosososoos” mikes deflated “yea”

In conclusion these all should have stayed in the film and I am still upset over this. Also if there’s any more or any one that I missed: gimme

[heysatori]

Hey! I am new to your blog, but I binged everything, hehe, and I think you're amazing! Could you maybe do hcs with Bakusquad and todoroki with a s/o who is scared to let them meet their parents because they're the strict type who think that once you're in a relationship it basically means you intend to marry the person?

Bakusquad and Todoroki with an s/o who has strict parents

Genre: fluff  Pairings: Bakugou x reader, Kirishima x reader, Sero x reader, Kaminari x reader, Mina x reader, Jirou x reader, Shinsou x reader, Todoroki x reader a/n: this took me so long im so sorry but wow this took a lot of energy out of me JFJFSJKFA i hope i got what you wanted anon ! (─‿‿─)♡

Bakugou Katsuki

you and katsuki have been dating for quite a while now 

he had already invited you to his house and you coincidentally met his parents ! 

he hadnt expected them to be there but they coddled u like there was no tomorrow !! (─‿‿─)♡

they asked u tons of question and u even cooked dinner with masaru ! 

it was a great bonding experience !

katsuki was ofc not happy with this becuz he only wanted u to himself ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

after dinner he hauled u to his room and demanded cuddles 

after that though, he lowkey expected that u would to introduce him to ur parents too 

just so things are fair and square

but after numerous hints u still havent gotten the clue ! so he just confronts u abt it 

but softly 

“so when am i gonna meet your parents?” 

you kinda turn to him a little hesitantly 

your parents are pretty strict 

they didnt even know you were dating bakugou at all 

all they knew was that you were doing very well at UA 

“uh do you want to meet them?”

“well its just, you met mine, so that means i can meet yours right?”

bakugou looks so tiny like that he justs pouting a little with his arms crossed over his chest

“i mean, theyre really strict baby, im not even allowed to be dating you right now”

bakubabes kinda shocked so he just asks u more questions 

“what do you mean??”

“well if i am to date someone, they want that person to be like my future spouse or something, so its either all or nothing for them”

“tch, me? marry you? in your dreams” 

u alrdy know bakugou is teasing but u hit him nonetheless 

lets just say you both agree to not bring him home for a while 

Kirishima Eijirou

you had already met kirishima’s mothers a few weeks back during an impromptu outing the mall with his family 

there were lovely of course ! and kirishima is the living proof of all their hard work into making one of the nicest boys in the whole world 

after that though 

kiri had gotten a little hopeful that you’d introduce him to your parents as well 

soon enough he couldnt keep it in and it eventually came out in word vomit 

“huh, you want to meet my parents?” 

kiri just nodded meekly and settled down on your bed, patting the space next to him 

you plop down and pull him into a hug, cradling him against your chest 

“uh listen baby, my parents, theyre not like yours” 

“huh, what do you mean?”

“well theyre kinda strict, they dont even want me dating in the first place, plus if you do meet them, theyre expecting that you’ve already thought out how youre going to ask for my hand in marriage or something like that”

“i mean, i can marry you now if you want?”

you splutter over your words and push kirishima off your chest 

“whaaaaat im serious!!” 

after that you and kirishima have a thorough discussion on why he cant ask you to marry him just yet 

Sero Hanta 

hes pretty chill about the idea of meeting your parents and you meeting his

he isnt really going to plan anything but if anything happens to happen then he’ll just go with the flow 

his parents had invited you over to dinner after they managed to spot you at a random shopping center

sero was FLUSHED !! but he let it happen, walking a little behind his parents so he could hold your hand 

after that though things are totally chill 

he doesnt really expect to meet your parents 

as he didnt plan you meeting his parents either 

but he does ask you what theyre like ! 

one day while you were cuddling he just looks up at you and asks you, “what are your parents like?”

“theyre pretty traditional”

“what kind of traditional?”

“the ��are you prepared to marry my child and provide for them for the rest of your life?’ kind of traditional’

sero kinda just wheezes at your answer at your answer and leaves it alone for awhile

Kaminari Denki

hes kinda insistent on meeting ur parents 

but only because he knows that its like the special bases of relationships 

plus he also wants to meet the wonderful people who created you 

he introduced you to his parents on your 5th month of dating 

cuz he just wants the people he loves the most to interact with each other 

plus with how much he talks about you home, they were also quite eager to meet you

so of course he is kinda gonna be insistent 

one day he runs up to your room and presents a fancy night with you, him, and your parents 

he pushes you in and explains it to you thoroughly !! 

you feel kinda bad to tell him that this might not happen 

���im sorry bug, but im not sure if we can do this with my parents” 

hes shocked ! he sits up a little for a moment but he ends up sagging in sadness after a while 

“but why” 

and hes pouting !! 

you feel so sad about hurting him about this 

“my parents are really strict, they might not approve of you baby, they’ll probably even ask you if youre gonna marry me or something”

“i will marry you though!!” 

Mina Ashido

like denki she’s a little persistent

she’s just very enthusiastic about you and everything about you

so that includes your home life

she already introduced you to her parents long ago 

so shes pretty expectant 

she always kinda brings it up 

“so when can i meet your parents” is a common phrase you hear from her 

you kinda dismiss her questions and you change the topic after that 

but after a while she gets fed up and confront you about it 

and although you feel bad you still feel a little reluctant to tell her 

you didnt wanna ruin anything just cuz your parents are stupidly strict 

but you decide to tell her anyway 

you explain to her how strict your parents are but she doesnt really get the gist of it 

“what do you mean though?”

“well, they’ll probably ask you if youre ready to marry me or something” 

“of course i am!” 

you fluster at her words 

she cuddles up to u and doesnt let u leave her arms after that

Jirou Kyouka

shes kinda shy about those things

so she usually just focuses on you and only you 

she never really thought about meeting your parents until the squad (mainly denki and mina) asked about it 

“what do you mean when am i gonna meet their parents?” 

“thats like!! the biggest step in a relationship!! if you dont meet their parents youre probably not gonna be long term!” 

jirou dismisses mina’s statement and leaves to find you 

although it does sound a little ridiculous, she is kinda nervous about that 

was she not enough for your parents?

she finds you in your room and beats around the bush for a while before getting straight to the point, kinda

“so uh you wanna exchange parents?’

“what”

“no, sorry, i mean, like, wanna meet my parents and ill meet yours?”

youve heard stories about kyouka’s parents and they sound pretty awesome so in your mind you agree immediately

but the thought of kyouka meeting your annoyingly traditional parents sounded like a nightmare 

“i dont think you’ll like my parents” 

she asks a simple way and you give her a simple answer 

shes totally cool with it cuz yeah she doesnt like overly traditional people 

so you both end up just laying down and cuddling together 

Shinsou Hitoshi

i dont think he really cares about meeting your parents 

not that he doesnt care about your parents

no hes sure that they are lovely people 

its just that shinsou is a litlte anti social as it is and likes to keep meeting new people to a minimum 

but monoma kinda bugs him on it 

egging him on to take initiative in your relationship for once and make a big step for the both of you 

so one day, shinsou walks up to you begrudgingly with monoma hiding behind a wall nearby 

(this is exactly what it looked like when monoma forced shinsou to gain the courage to ask you out) 

“so, can i uh, meet your parents?” 

you kinda laugh at how he asked it so weirdly 

“where did this come from?”

“monoma said i need to man up and take initiative in our relationship and make a big step so that we can stay together forever” 

you laugh even harder but you cant help but have your heart melt at shinsou’s purpose taking to you now 

it may not seem like it but he really does want to have you around forever 

“theyre pretty strict and traditional baby, you sure you wanna meet them?” 

he turns around and monoma gives him a firm face and a thumbs up 

shinsou turns back around and nods firmly 

you cant help but laugh again at how adorable he looks 

moving to wrap your arms around his neck you give him a small peck on the cheek 

Todoroki Shouto 

todoorki’s had his fair share of experience when it comes to parents 

so hes not entirely eager to meet your parents 

but he does think about it every now and then 

for sure not everyone is going to be like his father 

but hes got quite a foul mouth and no brain to mouth filter when he does speak 

but he knows respect 

just dont cross his line 

he doesnt really bring up meeting your parents for a while 

iida had asked about it once since it was a formal thing to do when gaining a significant other 

todoroki simply shrugged and said he’ll think about it 

and he did think about it 

later that day after training he approached you, pulling on your arm to bring you closer to him 

he soon pulled you to a stop by the side of the hallway, stepping rather close to you 

“can i meet your parents?”

“eh??” 

it was so sudden that you couldnt help your surprise 

neither of you talk much about your parents (except for Rei who you had met a while back) 

“well, I don’t think you’ll like them sweetie” 

“I’m sure they’re lovely” 

“Well, they’re just a tiny bit like your dad, not the abuse, but the uhm, in the traditional sense?” 

todoroki nods firmly and pulls you to stay under his arm as you resume walking back to the dorms 

“well, my mother will be your mother-in-law soon enough so you don’t need to worry”

[anotherhellchild]

📁❤️ I really like your head canons and wanted to see if you had any about Bakugou’s home life

oh boy okay well, tbh im in camp 'mitsuki and masaru bakugou are assholes' so disclaimer right away: This is not a mitsuki/masaru friendly post.

also, i got most my inspiration/ideas from Sif, her hc's and fics are amazing.

This is gonna be very general probably and also pretty messy/ all over the place but if anyone wants me to elaborate or clarify then just lmk. 

ALRIGHT SO, first and foremost, i think the bakugou’s r really neglectful. Theyve always worked very busy jobs together in the fashion industry and they go on lots of work trips and stuff. i think that from the moment they deemed it possible, mitsuki and masaru have been letting katsuki stay home alone for long periods of time. as katsuki kept getting older and more independent (which he had to be) I imagine theyd gradually start leaving for longer and longer. 

also, i think that the communication in the house is TERRIBLE. like, often times mitsuki and masaru would just not inform katsuki of their whereabouts and katsuki wouldnt inform them of his either cause,, nobody ever asked/cared. So most of the time katsuki’d just find out his parents are gone whenever theyre literally not there and then its just like, ‘shit, nobody made dinner’. or smth. 

and, obviously, the bad communication does not stop there. I feel like especially when he was younger, mitsuki would contradict herself on lots of things (as lots of parents do) like ”you are the child and i am the adult, therefore you must listen to me” but then she’s also like “You are not a child, stop acting like one and get your shit together”. Little katsuki would get so frustrated at this and so confused. I imagine that eventually he’d realize he can never be in the right with her, and thats when he starts resenting her a lot which builds up.

oh btw, I should mention; i dont think katsuki was planned at all. I dont think that mitsuku or masaru wanted to have a kid but then they did and it kinda threw their life around (obviously). mostly for mitsuki i think this effected her career quite heavily for a time and she’s blamed that on katsuki ever since. so she’s always resented him on a level.

But yeah, as i was saying, i think mitsuki and masaru r those types of people that were just never fit to be parents. they dont have the patience or care that u need for a child and it shows. I think masaru is the type to ignore and mitsuki is the type to get frustated too easily and lose her cool. So whenever katsuki was being ‘annoying’ or ‘bad’ he’d immediately be shut up or ignored. No time for explanations or reasoning.

Now, if we go back a step,, katsuki is a super independent kid. a consequence to this is that he’s had to teach himself a lot of things and sometimes those things just arent right. He doesnt know that though because he’s had to collect his knowledge from all over the place, which he thinks is normal. so then for example: maybe he’s fought with a kid at school and the bakugou’s are called. They’re both extremely mad at him but he doesnt understand why. If he gets hit, why would he not be allowed to hit too? Is that not how it works? WOuldn’t that be unfair?

but yeah, because he’s basically had to figure the world out himself, with mostly bad influences to look up to. he’s got a pretty messed up worldview. 

Now, i ALSO think that despite mitsuki and masaru not really caring about katuski in general, they DO want to have that ‘we have a good kid’ status, yknow? like, they cant have katsuki embarrassing them or something. I think he’d be dragged along to a lot of places he never wanted to go (dinners, fashion shows, whatever) and forced to wear all fancy clothes and act all neat with no reward. consequences for ‘being a little bitch’ as his mom puts it, are not pretty.

he’s a smart and talented kid too though, and it seems, even to masaru and mitsuki, like he doesnt have to do much for it. which makes them think he’s lazy and stuff and thats not good. so they expect him to work for everything he does at 100% . again, consequences are not pretty.

generally as well, i think there are so many fights in the house. katuski speaks up whenever he disagrees with bullshit and even though he’s never won an argument, he’s always wanted to. so he’s not going to stop. 

so yeah, basically theyre strict, neglectful and abusive. There are extreme’s they go to, and because katsuki is just the type to disobey shit he doesnt agree with, those are often used.

It’s been said by Sif before, but i really like the idea that todoroki and bakugou both had bad childhoods but in opposite directions. Thats probably the best way to describe it.

Actually, Ive had a fic in my head for a long time that would partly focus on katsuki’s entire childhood and kinda explain my thoughts on it

But anyway, this is getting ridiculously long and i probably have more i could say plus i can definitely go into more detail. as you can see though, my thoughts are a fucking mess. hopefully this made some sense. again, let me know if u wanna know more! :)

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Malfoy!Reader dating Fred Weasley

Requested by: anon

AN: I put the reader as a slytherin bc... malfoys... and at age eleven she wanted to be in the same house as her brother, her dad etc. Also, reader is draco’s twin so their relationship didn’t start when she was too young. Also, this is a bit of an AU, so Fred doesn’t die lol

Gif creds to owner

Warnings: swearing, Lucius and Draco being quite prejudiced, references to sex but no actual getting jiggy with it

You had always thought Fred snd george were funny, and had been rather sad when they left school in your fifth year

Of course, you didn’t let on to Draco, as he would certainly tell mother (he was rather a mummy’s boy, but you couldn’t point that out to him, as he would just tell you that you’re a daddy’s girl)

You spent your summer daydreaming, sitting in the gardens in the manor or gazing out of your window

Your mother was beginning to talk about arranging a marriage for you (she had been in one, as had Aunt Bella, as well as most traditional pure bloods), but you brushed off every suitor she suggested, with increasingly ridiculous excuses

“Oh, honestly, YN, if you carry on like this, mother and father will have to marry you off to blood traitors like the Weasleys,” Draco teased, and you tensed up slightly

“Oh shut it, Draco, at least theyre one of the only pure blooded families that don’t fuck their cousins and force their daughters into arranged marriages,” you huffed, storming off to your bedroom

Several days later, your mother came to your room and asked if you were coming to diagon Alley with her and Draco

You agreed, and while Draco and narcissa were fussing over robes in madam malkin’s shop, you slipped away to check out the brand new Weasley shop

It was wonderful, and you quickly got distracted by all the colours and sounds and displays

That was until a second year bolted past you and caused you to stumble up some steps, but a strong hand grabbed your arm, stopping your fall

“Oi! Watch it- nearly broke this lovely girl’s neck!” He shouted, before leaning down to you. “You alright? Oh. Well if it isn’t Miss Malfoy,” he grinned, without malice.

“Yeah... Draco’s getting his robes fitted and I couldn’t be arsed listening to his whining. I... I really love the shop,” you said bashfully. “Be careful though, Filch will be banning postal orders to the school,” you grinned, and you settled into easy conversation as Fred took you on a tour of the shop

Ron, Harry, hermione and George watched with dropped jaws

Eventually, you had to leave, to stop your mother and brother from getting suspicious

On the train to hogwarts, you sat with Draco and Blaise and Pansy (And you had to stop yourself from gagging at pansy’s simpering)

Draco made a comment on the weasleys finally having a bit of gold yet still wearing their ‘tat’

“Enough, Draco. Money doesn’t define people’s worth” you snapped

“Ugh, don’t tell me you fancy one of them, YN,”

“Ha! Which one, they breed like rabbits!” Palsy chimed in.

“I’ve had enough of this,” you said, and went to go and sit elsewhere

The argument was forgotten w little while later, and a few weeks into term, a small barn owl landed in front of you, dropping a letter, addressed to ‘the loveliest Malfoy’

You hurried off to read the letter, which was an invite from Fred to the three broomsticks on the next hogsmeade weekend and the rest, as they say was history.

Your relationship with Fred remained a secret for several months up until the Christmas holidays, when you returned from Fred’s with a rather impressive love bite just beneath your ear that you hadn’t noticed before you left

Your mother knew something was off instantly- you looked a little more... serene than usual, your hair (which you had left the house in a neat braid) was loose and slightly tousled

Her suspicions were confirmed when at dinner, you tucked your hair behind your ear, and Draco’s fork clattered to the floor.

“Bloody hell, YN!” He said, smirking. “Thought you said you went shopping with Astoria and Pansy!”

You frowned, but then quickly realised, trying to sweep your blonde hair back over the hickey, but your father had stood up from the head of the table and marched over to you, grabbing your chin and tilting your head to the side.

“Who did this, YN?” He asked, seething at the idea of someone taking advantage of his little girl. “Tell me, YN,”

You gulped and looked away, your father sighing, pinching the bridge of his nose. “We will discuss it after dinner in my study,”

Draco smirked deviously, eating quicker so he could get in on the action

“Alone,” Lucius said pointedly.

After dinner, your mother healed the bruise with magic and walked you to Lucius’s study.

The three of you say together in silence for a moment, before your father spoke.

“Was it Zabini?” You shook your head

“Crabbe? Goyle? I swear, I will tear them limb from-“

Narcissa placed a hand on his knee soothingly, turning to you. “Who was it, darling?”

“Fred Weasley,” you whispered, hanging your head. “I-I’m sorry, father. We’ve been seeing eachother for months, writing and... well, I went to see him today. I’m sorry I lied about going shopping, but I knew you’d never let me leave the house if you knew...”

Lucius sighed slightly and narcissa frowned between her husband and her daughter, nodding slowly.

“Right,” Lucius said. “YN. Come. I need to have a word with Arthur Weasley,”

You looked at your mother desperately. “Don’t worry darling,” she murmured, eyes twinkling, and you nodded, following your father to the apparition point

***

“Bloody hell... is that... is that malfoy?”

Ron and Harry ran to the sitting room, where Arthur was reading.

“Dad... you’ll never guess... Lucius malfoy’s coming up the path!”

Arthur sighed and sent the boys upstairs, opening the door

“Lucius,” he greeted, tone a little tense.

Your father’s lips curled into a slight smirk as he gestured to you.

“My daughter revealed something rather surprising to me today, Arthur,” he said and you worried your lip. “She told me that she had been seeing one of your sons behind my back,”

Arthur stared at you, eyes narrowing slightly. You looked very nervous.

“I... didn’t know Ron was seeing anybody,” he said hesitantly

Lucius was about to speak again, but your cut him off. “No... not Ron, Mr Weasley, sir. Er... I’ve been seeing Fred,”

“I think you’d best come in, both of you. Molly!”

Ten minutes later you were settled at the scrubbed kitchen table, sipping tea in an uncomfortable silence as Lucius and Arthur stared at eachother challengingly.

You looked over at Mrs weasley apologetically and she smiled kindly, reaching over to squeeze your hand to reassure you

“Honestly, two grown men trying to stare eachother down like fourth years!” She huffed, flinging a handful of floo powder into the fire, leaning down to speak into it. “Fred Weasley, you had better come through this fireplace in the next ten seconds!” She called

Pretty soon Fred was stumbling through, grinning

His eyes softened when he saw you and widened when he saw your father

“Er... have a... nice Christmas, Mr Malfoy?” He asked awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck as you mentally facepalmed.

Lucius stood up and drew his wand

You gasped, grabbing his arm. “Dad no!” You cried, looking at him pleadingly as he marched over to Fred, backing him into the wall with his wand at his throat. Arthur’s wand was also drawn while Molly shook her head

“If you ever hurt my daughter,” your father said in a low, silky voice. “If you break her heart, cause her harm or force her to do anything, I will kill you, Weasley. If I hear that you have used, abused or manipulated my little girl, I will personally see to it that you are never seen or heard from again. Do you understand?”

Fred nodded, eyes wide

Lucius quickly moved away, putting his wand back into its holder. “Well,” he said. “Now that that nasty business is taken care of,” he offered his hand to Arthur, who (after a hard glare from Mrs weasley) shook it.

Molly then turned to Fred herself and said “if I hear that you hurt YN in any way, it won’t just be Mr Malfoy you’ll have to deal with, Fred Weasley,” she said menacingly, wagging her finger at him.

Fred nodded.

As your parents went outside to discuss a sort of truce, you went to Fred, wrapping your arms around his middle, nuzzling into his chest.

From outside, your parents saw your loving embrace, your gentle kiss, the way Fred cupped your cheek and pushed your hair out of your face so he could kiss your forehead gently, molly sighed happily. “He’ll look after her,” she murmured

Both fathers spoke at once

“He’d better.”

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Dealing with annoying family thats visiting today and its hard to escape, but it made me think of something fun. Giant house au, two possible ideas.

Idea 1: one of the giants is having a guest over and they suddenly realize they dont know how their friend will react to a human living in a giants house, they have to decide whether theyre going to gi theough the trouble of taking down all the walkways and other easily noticable contraptions to help Techno get around and have him hide in his room the whole visit, lying to the visitor about their latest adopted and totally not tiny brother not being here today, or introduce the guest to Techno and pray it goes well. Obviously Techno gets caught at some point but who it is can vary, Tommy inviting Dream (might secretly be a shapeshifter that visits the human world and is a fan of Technos maybe? 👀) or Sapnap (i wonder if he will treat a tiny brother like a tiny pet and accidentally hurt him while playing), Wilbur inviting Schlatt (ha you know that wont end nicely) or Niki (its hard to justify being worried about her reaction but its still a possibility she treats him like a pet), or maybe Phil inviting Kristin over? Either way shinanigens ensue.

Idea 2: Technos been invited to some fancy thing where a tournament will take place but all guests must be there with one of the contestents and are expected to attend all the extra fancy stuff surrounding the tournament like dinners and stuff. Tommy, Wilbur, and Phil all want to attend and will be listed as Technos family on the guest list, but that means all the other participants and guests will be watching them as Techno bringing his brothers when most believed him to not have any family will obviously draw attention. So without having an easy out to get out of sight if any mistakes happen with the potions and anyone catches them taking the mysterious potion every couple hours, there will be suspicion at best big trouble at worst. Shinanigens of giants masquerading as humans while alsobjust trying to lay low regularly due to the attention from assosiation to Techno ensues.

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Omg I’m so so sorry I forgot about this I meant to answer this way earlier :[

Sorry about that my dear friend💛💛💛💛

1) For the first one I think inviting Kristen would be so cute!! I believe they’d try to hide Techno since they’re unsure of how other giants would react to humans. Although it doesn’t take long for Techno to lose al fear of her. She’s even careful around bugs so he thinks she wouldn’t mind him revealing himself.

Of course he ends up being caught on accident though when he fell out of a cabinet while borrowing. Kristen heard the crash and ran into the kitchen to see Techno hurt on the counter. Not even knowing what he was she picked him up and brought him to Phil to see if they could help him :]

2. That situation would put Techno under so much stress. Usually he just brings one of his giant family members at a time, but now they’re all in the human world.

Phil would be the most responsible and careful of the three, but even he would slip up and say things obviously not human. Meanwhile all the other competitions want to talk to Techno’s mysterious family and Techno just has to hope they don’t say anything too suspicious

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#5

celesgiri headcanons

this is fully self indulgent

tea dates!!! whether they go out to cafes or just brew some at home, they like having tea dates :)) they prefer quieter cafes when they do go out though

kyoko likes coffee too, so celeste learned how to make her coffee and kyoko makes awesome royal milk tea

celeste LOVES dressing kyoko up. her detective gf is so pretty and she wants to get her pretty dresses to show that

also celeste just. really likes running her hands through kyoko's hair?? likes it's really soft and stuff and hfhdgj

kyoko probably overworks a lot and celeste needs her beauty sleep. that being said, celestia will make kyoko tea and stuff and remind her to rest a lot. to make up for the allnighters, celeste takes a lot of like small naps so she invites kyoko to come too

celeste can get VERY jealous and overprotective lmao. kyoko also does get jealous just less,,,loudly so

they like to hold hands hfhjskg

kyoko loves her goth gf

they're both kinda bad with emotions so it takes them a while to like. confess. they both KNOW they fancy each other though, there's no confusion. it's just,,,kyoko tends to not Really Say Much At All and celestia hides it behind half lies and offhand compliments

celeste uses pet names like dear, darling, old fashioned stuff like that, and also a lot of like. princess and things

kyoko though doesn't use tooo many petnames, more so nicknames and stuff.

kyoko is definitely a cat person so she and grand bois chéri ludenberg get along very well

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id like to think im smart

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#3

new rb/ask game what would your objection bubble be if you were in ace attorney

162 notes • Posted 2021-09-13 22:28:14 GMT

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expose yourself by listing which ace attorney singular case side characters are your favourites, ill go first

247 notes • Posted 2021-08-12 20:16:22 GMT

#1

ace attorney??? more like really fucking gay attornies who are SO THICKHEADED i am going to kill them

why couldnt this just be a fandom thing like i thought it was before i played. why cant they just make these canon. why must we suffer so

i dont even want them to be canon cuz yknow normal reasons, i just want the fu kdingnf PINING TO STOP cuz its SO MUCH WORSE EVERY TIME

wrightworth? killed me. not bc of their cuteness or normal ship reasons, nooo instead you change your entire major for a guy you knew for 4 months when you were 9 and book a private jet cuz you thought the guy was dying and gain unnecessary feelings and have that man shine brilliantly in your eyes and share a deep dark secret with the exact same girl who just confessed her love to a guy and being great partners and trusting in each other to find the truth and enjoy biting into apples because theyre red and

klapollo? dont even get me started. once again, not because of normal ship reasons, but because they make me so infuriatingly mad. but yknow being used to getting inspected by the ladies but feeling that way for the first time with a man and calling each other cool while blushing and treating your guitars like lovers instead of smashing them on stage and singing a song about your boyfriend being the prosecutions witness and taking care your heart isnt stolen away and wiping pretty smiles off your opponents face and pulling the darkness out of him and being dazzled and literally asking him out to dinner is all normal and straight dude stuff

lanamia? girlfriends? really? i cant believe you thought that going to law school together and being both a detective and prosecution at the same time she was a defense attorney and being close enough to her you had to push her away and break contact when you got involved with a murder and dying at the hands of the man that blackmailed her and her being the first person you tried to contact when you were in trouble and being attracted to her (intellectually) could possibly mean anything not straight at all.

franmaya?? wtf are you on about??? wdym you saw acts of lesbianisms when two women admire each others strengths for being so strong in her own way in the exact same situation as herself and when theyre narrative foils and when one of them avoids whipping the other despite not doing this for pretty much anyone else and when she spends all night on a freezing cold mountain doing something extremely difficult to make sure the other is okay and out as soon as possible?

faraskye? HA dont make me laugh. why are you even telling me about how theyre literally a detective and thief which fits the trope perfectly and about how they investigate together and about how they worry about each other and how they both have big dreams about their careers in the future which theyre super passionate about and have entirely planned until something comes in their way?? this is all heterosexual behaviour???

blackmadhi? you mean having opposite designs that are black + edgy and white + holy while having the complete opposite personalities to their outfits and calling each other sad monk and reverse panda while fiercely going off against each other because neither of them can bear to lose and putting up facades to keep others away from their true selves but still caring about their younger siblings and doing anything for their sakes? yeah i dont see it.

junithena? youve got to be kidding. playing together in the woods as children and growing up to still remember each other even when others dont approve and being determined to help her find her true self and being worried that shes anxious while remembering what happens when she does even though its been years and getting mad at anyone who bothers her and sobbing because she gave you an orange and promising to defend her no matter what and taking a risk so that she doesnt get in trouble in court and calling each other nicknames and getting jealous that two people are fighting over her love while calling her a bunch of compliments and being supportive but sad when she gets a crush on a guy for some weird forking reason doesnt mean anything at all.

asoryuu????? whaaaat??? cant believe you ever thought that being certified besties and taking a huge risk so that said bestie wouldnt lose their dream and calling each others partners like every line and that thinking hes the pride and joy of your university and not sleeping in the same bed so you can go into the closet and teasing each other while still showing your unbreakable bond is homosexual activity.

tldr: theyre straight /s and i hate them

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