#and pls explain in the tags too!!

[non-un-topo]

*chef's kiss*

[aquared]

fenestrated mirror

[deduction-substitute]

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ARI ARI!!!! i’m not gonna tell u who i am cause it’s a little embarrassing to ask this but! do u only moot with writer blogs???? should i start uploading my writing on tumblr???? plz i just want ur love 😔

ANON !!!!! ahhh don’t be, you have nothing to be embarrassed about !!!!! most of my moots are writers but i have some that aren’t, i tend to just follow people i’ve talked to a lot / who are in my moot circle since that’s most comfortable for me… if i haven’t followed you that might just be because i’m awkward and socially anxious LMAO so please don’t take it personally :’) my brain gets weird about this kinda thing;;; if we talk semi-regularly then i most likely already see you as a friend!!! and love you !!!!!!!!!!

[ranpirds]

im actually a juno main

[sysig]

Everything falls into place so nicely when they’re together (Patreon)

[bat-the-misfit]

Hello :)

I don't understand half of the things you say but I really love when you post The Gif (TM) and you call Ni-Ki the "Boy From The Gif" (also TM). These posts make me laugh :)

Anyway you made a post saying you didn't get why your followers followed you and I though it'd be cool to share WHY I followed you LOL.

Also I agree with Camila that you should type him. I also don't like that Idols misunderstand the whole MBTI thing and wish they called professionals to get typed. That'd be so much fun.

Bye :)

me realizing that someone actually sees my posts and likes them:

tnx bro!!! that made my day!!!

sometimes you feel like no one really cares about what you have to say and that sucks, yk? idc about getting lots of notes or getting popular but sometimes it feels lonely when no one likes or comment on my posts lmao

now about typing him uhhhh... *runs away*

[funnierasafictive]

about your most recent post, what do you mean by white people having to watch out and think about what they’re doing when it comes to introjecting?

Regarding this post

Specifically like, if white bodied people (reminder that white-passing people are still POC though!) want to change their name to a name that's for example traditionally Japanese, etc. (I'm not just pointing out that this "only applies to Asian names", this is just a common example!).

Obviously we (our system) can't stop anyone from doing what they want with their legal powers, but it's something we hope white systems really think about before they change their name so easily to something like that

Because of white privilege, white people most likely won't know what POC or SOC (systems of color) go through. People with less-white sounding names get racially profiled and/or deal with their names constantly being mispronounced to the point of changing their name legally to sound more white, or adopting an "English name". I don't think I have to explain the leaked Flight Ban/Watchlist and why the people on that list were there, for example

I hope that explains it! If white people want to change their name to something "different", I literally can't do anything abt that! In short, we brought that up because of racism, xenophobia, and bullying that's been done to people with less-white-sounding names.

[echthr0s]

me: :) *vibing*

canon Qunari: "shanedan"

me: *battle music starts playing* "OK FIRST OF ALL EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK THE CLEARLY NONWHITE CODED BIG HORNED GUYS FROM A DISTANT LAND ARE THE ONLY PREDOMINANTLY WARLIKE AND BLATANTLY COLONIALIST RACE IN THE WORLD. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKING CHAINED-UP SLAVES OUT OF MAGES JUST FOR THE SHEER FACT THAT THEY CAN CAST FIREBALL. THE SAME RACE THAT IS LIKE "WE DON'T WASTE PEOPLE" OKAY BUT HAVING A GUY THAT CAN'T PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY, CAN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE AN OCCASIONAL WAR ASSET, ISN'T A WASTE? MATTER OF FACT, STARTING STUPID WARS FOR NO REASON EXCEPT "THOSE GUYS DON'T DO THE QUN" ISN'T A WASTE???? YOU COULDN'T JUST HAVE THEM BE WEIRD AND SNOBBY AND ISOLATIONIST OR SOMETHING? THEY HAD TO BE WARMONGERS? WHY? GO AHEAD. TELL ME WHY RIGHT NOW"

[girl-bateman]

My number one loser behaviour is hate-watching this one fuckass sims youtuber until I get so angry that I have to turn it off before the adrenaline makes me pull an all-nighter

[kamomie]

Going on twitter is always a mistake, I gotta stop lmao

[puff-the-cereal-box]

listen i don't go there but I've happened upon a Star Wars mutual and I really got to ask is there a reason the costumes are Like That.

like. they're wearing Clothes. like the outfits you see walking outside. That man is in A Suit And Tie. I was under the impression this was fantasy space world what happened

[itsaintmebabe]

oscar piastri’s “partner”

୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ pairing: oscar piastri x lando norris sister!reader

summary: you appear on the race broadcast and f1 mistakenly puts “oscar piastri’s partner” as your title even though the two of you have never spoken and youre lando’s younger sister

notes: i love making smau one shots so much and would love to take requests from you guys!!

୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ masterlist / social media au / fc: lexi jayde

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y/nnorris shoutout to my brother for winning monaco and giving me a free paddock pass

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user6 imagine being so girlfriend coded that sky sports couldn’t even wait for confirmation

↳ y/nnorris confirmation of WHAT😭

↳ user93 the relationship that apparently only you don’t know about

user14 paddock pass this, paddock pass that. GIVE US A PIC WITH OSCAR BE SERIOUS

lando glad to know i’m just your paddock pass provider now

user23 not her pretending like she didn’t get introduced as OSCAR’S PARTNER on live TV

user67 "free paddock pass" no babe they put your full relationship status on the international broadcast

user19 the way she’s not just a drivers sister now but a whole wag too

↳ y/nnorris WHOSE wag??? be so serious rn

↳ user43 girl don’t play dumb we all saw the monaco broadcast

user89 the fact that you’re confused just confirms it. that’s exactly how all the lowkey couples act

↳ y/nnorris I AM NOT A LOWKEY COUPLE

↳ user10 yeah that’s what the last lowkey couple said too

y/nnorris just added to their close friends story!

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y/nnorris pls stop tagging me in “wags of the grid” edits sorry to disappoint but i’m just lando’s little sister

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user27 girl be so fr. you expect us to believe sky sports made a whole graphic for fun???

user4 she debunked the rumor but i somehow feel even more convinced

lando you had a boyfriend and didn’t tell me?? damn thought we were close

↳ y/nnorris YOU ARENT HELPING

user38 “just lando’s sister” okay but why did oscar like this post 17 seconds after it went up? be fr

user3 the fact that oscar liked the “we’re not dating” post is the exact behavior of a man IN LOVE

user32 girl you had us in the first half but now you’re following each other??

oscarpiastri sorry about the graphic btw… not sure how that happened

↳ y/nnorris nah it’s okay 😭 my mum was so excited and now i have to explain we’ve literally never spoken

↳ user27 “we’ve literally never spoken” and yet… here they are… speaking

user29 girl he commented. he FOLLOWED. he LIKED. sky sports knew before y’all did

user2 no but how have they never met before oscar and lando have been teammates for like 3 years???

y/nnorris just added to their close friends story!

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y/nnorris he ordered for me so now i have to marry him i guess

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user63 rue when was this??

user87 we went from “sky sports accidentally exposed them” to this?? i’m grieving

user93 this is so sick. sky sports gave us hope just for you to do this vague little boyfriend soft launch??? and you’re saying it’s NOT oscar????

↳ user5 she never said it wasnt oscar

↳ user35 nurse she’s out again

user73 we were rooting for you. we were all rooting for you.

user26 this post aged me 7 years and it’s only been up for 6 minutes

user48 idc if his face isn’t in it. that’s oscar. my heart told me.

lando hilarious post considering who took the second pic

↳ y/nnorris i’m going to unplug your sim rig

↳ user26 WHAT DO YOU KNOW LANDO

↳ lando 🤐

y/nnorris just added to their story!

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y/nnorris my love just won the spanish gp!!! congrats to my brother too ig

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user16 no bc oscar hugging you was already too much but this caption just buried us alive

user75 nah bc the fact you posted this with ZERO photos of lando is sending me

user41 okay but does anyone feel like this happened too quick

↳ y/nnorris babe i’ve had a crush on him since he joined mclaren so no it def didn’t happen to quick

↳ oscarpiastri i’m sorry WHAT i didn’t know that??

↳ y/nnorris u ever try flirting while your brother’s also in the hospitality suite??

↳ lando alrighty logging off forever

user73 can we talk about the fact that oscar LIKED THIS POST IN UNDER A MINUTE

user26 con😭grat😭ula😭tions😭

lando you’ve known me 22 years. oscar? like 3 months. betrayal.

↳ y/nnorris ok but who won today? that’s what i thought

oscarpiastri wait wait wait… you’ve liked me this whole time??

↳ y/nnorris yes bro. i was literally fighting for my life in silence while you talked to my brother about tire degradation.

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oscarpiastri 25 points, a podium, and a photo that might be my favorite

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user26 “a photo that might be my favorite” YOU ARE NOT SLICK

user4 25 points for McLaren and -1000 points for my emotional stability

user15 we won. sky sports was RIGHT. the prophecy is fulfilled.

lando y’all are gross. blocked. reported. see you at dinner.

↳ y/nnorris don’t be mad ur teammates pulling more than you 😌

↳ oscarpiastri she said it not me

↳ lando i’m sitting between you at dinner. say goodbye to holding hands

↳ yourusername bold of u to assume we wait for dinner

↳ oscarpiastri bold of you to assume we just hold hands

↳ lando I’M CALLING MOM

user46 he said “my favorite photo” and it’s HER??? we lost him. it’s over.

user16 y’all called me delusional for connecting the dots but LOOK AT ME NOW

user72 WE DID IT JOE

[emily-mooon]

I realized I talk far too much in the tags

[bernardsbendystraws]

𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 — 𝐌.𝐒.

Synopsis: Matt's being a damn tease

Warnings: smut, dry humping, cocky-slut matt, making out, panty soaking, literally just ver horny shit

A/N: Matt’s story did something to me. I feel feral and god fuck I need this fuck ass man wtf? Pls don’t copy and tag me if you use this as inspo!

With love and big tits, Rose

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The second Matt strolled into your shared room, you were drooling, nearly foaming at the mouth. He looks sexy, his pants riding low enough for the hem of his briefs to peek out, his tattoos visible in the white T-shirt, and god…his hair—his messy fucking hair. 

You swallow thickly, clenching your thighs as he walks around and climbs on the other side of the bed next to you. He’s beaming with pride. You’re not sure why, but all you know is you see him pull out his phone, clicking on the screen.

Before you can ask what he’s doing, you feel a certain buzz from your own device, pulling open instagram as you see his new story. 

Fuck. 

Your teeth clamp into your bottom lip, your core pulsing as your thighs shift together even more. Matt laughs seeing a text on his screen from Nick. He shifts the phone over to show you, getting distracted as you stare at him with those eyes—eyes hooded with pure lust. 

“You good, sweetheart?” he taunts, grinning sickly as he moves his hand under the cover, placing it on your thigh. The simple touch seems to make you lose all restraint. With one swift movement, you swing yourself to straddle his lap, a sigh of contentment falling from your lips as you feel his warmth radiate beneath you.

“I want you to touch me.” 

It’s a simple request, there’s no need to explain or elaborate, really. But Matt’s a cocky motherfucker, a hint of mischief in his eyes as his hands land on your waist, sliding down to your hips. 

“Really? How do you want me to touch you?” he asks, licking over his teeth as he stares directly at you. The bulge beneath you is growing hard. You know he wants it too, you know he’s not clueless. 

He’s being a damn tease. 

A sharp huff pushes through your lips. You plant your hands on his chest, your palms sliding slightly from the soft T-shirt. The heat between your legs is flooding your entire body with warmth, you can feel his hips shifting upwards, readjusting as he squeezes your hips. 

“Stop being a tease, Matt.” 

The remark slips from your lips as you gently roll your hips, smirking as you watch his eyes flutter shut, his hands grasping tighter on either side of you. 

Leaning down, you place your lips on his, caught off guard as one of his hands travel to the back of your neck, tilting your head as he hungrily kisses you. The sensation makes you burn, the pit of your stomach bursting with swarms of butterflies as you feel him guide your hips to grind on his hard length. 

“God,” he rasps, pulling away for a quick breath as he stares up at you. The flushed expression on your face is irresistible. Matt takes the opportunity, rolling his hips upwards and watching your mouth fall open as your brows scrunch together. 

“Matt.” you breathe, a gasp erupting from the back of your throat as he presses himself up into you harder, his stare becoming intimidating as he watches your reaction—and he’s not disappointed. Your face contorts with pleasure, your eyes glazing over as your lips part with heavy breaths and moans. “Oh my—oh my god.” 

A lazy grin spreads on his face. Matt mocks your reaction, cooing as you let out a real moan, his pride beaming as he feels your legs quiver with the pleasure he’s giving you. “Aw, is that feelin’ good, princess?” 

It’s more than good—but you don’t have any words to say that. All you’re able to do is nod your head, your hands twisting in his shirt as he continues to grind—no, hump himself against your warm heat. 

“Shitttt, you’re so wet,” he purrs, his face scrunching as he feels his stomach tense, “-can—can feel you leakin’, baby. Is it all for me?” he tuts. 

Of course it’s for him. He knows it’s for him. 

He just wants to hear you say it—or scream it.  

“Mhm, yea—yeah.” you stutter, your back arching as he glides his hard length directing against your hole, the sensation of your underwear sticking to you making you even more aware of just how soaked you are. 

Matt hums, licking over his lips. “We should take care of that, huh then?” He laughs, watching as you nod dumbly. “Hmmmm, I’ll take care of it, don’t worry. I’m not gonna just tease—I’ll take real good care of you.”