#and she went with butter

[biitchcakes]

@thesilverandjetsystem sent: 🍿 - Popcorn! Do they have butter on their popcorn? Extra salty? Do they get any of the coloured popcorn at movie theatres or just the usual stuff? // ( accepting )

EXTRA butter — this is the woman who ate sixteen sticks of butter in one sitting while she was pregnant, so she wants that popcorn so buttery she can see her reflection in the sheen on her fingers.

The salt is deffo covered by the butter at the rate she uses it, I'd say.

No colour, she gets just regular popcorn when she goes to the movies — except she goes over and loads it with all that butter just mentioned. Occasionally she'll flavour the popcorn with buffalo or nacho cheese from the shakers they've got in cinemas. But she's definitely most about the classic butter taste. She kind of likes caramel popcorn, but she's more into savoury flavours.

[hamartia-grander]

I think we should start making Chuck Norris-esque jokes about dbh North. Chuck North jokes, if you will

[bookwyrminspiration]

an object in motion really does stay in motion I went 5 different places today. who am I

[running-in-the-dark]

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[rexscanonwife]

SCREAMING good morning everyone I showed my coworker a picture of Charles calling him the new fictional man I'm obsessed with and she said EW 😂😂 followed by "I would be so scared for you if you were straight"

How are YOU??

[considerad]

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 you know that post about creating community if that's what you crave?

I made an enormous pile of choc chip cookies and I batched it out for our upstairs and downstairs neighbours, my ma and my great-uncle across town, and my granddad's old pal and his family, and I just got done delivering them and I feel like 🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽🪽

so alight and alive with it all!!!! I love people! I love them!!! I am so full of fruit and phone numbers I probably won't ever call!

Life can be so unbearably sweet ❤️

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

We made biscuits and gravy for breakfast and it reminded me that if we ever meet irl I wanna make you biscuits and gravy cuz its one of my favorite things to make and my mom has a really good gluten free recipe

Oh my goodness this is such a sweet ask 😭

I would love to try your biscuits and gravy :D I’m not much of a gravy fan but I would so try it for you <3

[r3m-ster]

hi guys can i try something

can y’all call me sasha for a bit i just wanna see how i feel about it

(if we’re friends and therefore you are going to be referring to me i have more info in the tags if you’d like to read more)

[goofyguppy]

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[homerjacksons]

Sometimes I gotta remind myself it’s okay to feel upset or frustrated or let down by things that are not the other person’s fault. I’m allowed to feel those things, I just can’t place blame or be shitty about it. Feeling is okay.

[pastafossa]

My family buys butter lambs every year and it's worse cause they always have food colouring eyes and a ribbon scarf. It's honestly terrible and looks more like a bird

THAT'S NO LAMB, THAT'S A HAUNTED BUTTER CHICKEN WITH SOULLESS DEAD EYES, YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. 😂

I honestly had no idea until moving that this was a thing and I find it HILARIOUS. But it's SUCH A BIG THING! Multiple people here have told me IT IS TRADITION and you MUST GET THE BUTTER LAMB and without context I just went ??? Lamb butter??? And then I went to a market and THEY WERE ALL OVER. WHY did I not know about this tradition sooner???

[sysig]

New shapeshifter lad, Dahlia (Patreon)

[nomaishuttle]

the way i balance staying true to my tumblrina nature while also having a job and bills and rent is that at work while cleaning a room ill think of something id like to post and then repeat it over and over in my head and refine it until it sounds right and then i either post it as soon as i get a second to Or i forget it bc i think of anew post to make. and they always get 0 notes but its ok

[eclipseatdawn]

Had to stop one of my coworkers from accidentally killing a customer tonight so that's how my day has been going

[troublcmakcrs]

//FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH THOMAS TUCKER ACTUALLY

[shortansweet]

Yeh diwali insecurities waali