#and tbh I didn’t know *that* much about it so I think that’s why I was interested

[girlokwhatever]

arguing with kate headcannons?🥰

kate martin x fem!gf arguing hcs

𓍯 ִֶָ☁︎¡! ❞𖤓⍣ ೋ kate martin and her gf arguing,,

— kate HATES arguing

- especially with you

— you guys hardly ever argue because there’s such a huge emphasis on healthy communication but sometimes you just can’t help it

— kate is really really patient with you during arguments

— she’ll never call you dude or anything

- it’s either your name or something like baby

— she’s really level-headed and sometimes you’re really…… not.

— “baby please don’t leave, let’s just talk about it”

— she’ll definitely get emotional but tries not to cry

— she gets really really really really hurt if you don’t let her touch you or if you ask for space

- she respects your wishes either way though

— “kate let’s just talk about it in the morning okay? i can’t deal with it right now.”

- she will cry the whole night because she hates going to bed without solving the issue

— she can be kinda mean on the rare occasion

- usually only if the argument starts with her being jealous

- “just fucking tell me who she was and why she thought it was okay to grind on you.”

— it’s instantly over if you cry though

- she’ll drop the whole argument and just comfort you idc

— sometimes you guys petty argue

- “i literally just said that five minutes ago. maybe you’d know that if you were listening.”

— if she feels an argument brewing she just gets really sweet to try to calm you down and avoid it 🤗

— “just tell me what’s on your mind.”

— sweet sweet loving and languid make-up sex

- she’ll worship you to show you how sorry she is

— “don’t just tell me what you think i want to hear kate. i want you to mean it.”

- “i do mean it. i want whatever you want i promise.”

— “i’m sorry. im so so sorry baby.”

- she’s kissing behind your ear and whispering sweet nothings to you because she made you cry

- if she makes you cry………… she literally feels like she’s dying inside

— if you guys argue before bed and she wakes up early the next morning for practice or something……

- trust there will be a LONNGGGG written apology from her where she’s telling you how much she loves you

— she can solve an argument with just a kiss most of the time 🤗🤗🤗

- “okay kate, a kiss can’t fix everything”

- “but it can make you happy, that’s basically the same thing.”

𓍯 ִֶָ☁︎¡! ❞𖤓⍣ ೋ

OKKAAYYY PURRRR

kate is such a sweetie so i really didn’t know what to do for this tbh

[shabbytigers]

good thing i didn’t know about the DLAB, the U.S. military foreign language aptitude test, till now. had i acquired that information at a plausible age, i might very well have ended up working for mfucking Defense because this is the greatest test in the world. look at it!

first of all this is gold. it’s hands down the funnest kind of question i’ve ever seen. are there prep books. does it have a name i can use to scour the internet for puzzles

but what’s amazing is that it’s authentically fucked up. janky, if you will. like, i think i can see what choices are the best of those provided, but they do not feel like great, lucid, this-is-so-obvious-now-that-i’ve-thought-it-through, rock solid answers. they feel more like, okay i’m def lost in the rain forest but yeah me and my machete are gonna head in this direction. this, uh, can you call four instances and two tentatives a corpus? this dataset is a goddamn mess. i love it. i said “authentically” because tbh that’s pretty much the flavor of the feeling i have wading chest deep into one of the trickier thickets in a real existing foreign language, albeit one with fewer actual cryptids

—

we’re dealing with wo/wohin/woher prepositions in German and it’s an overt swamp; there’s a desultory table but they obviously got demoralized and punted. drilling a lot of examples—gehen zum Arzt, sein beim Arzt, kommen vom Arzt—may be better than trying to decide rationally, in the middle of a sentence, whether the Kino is more of a building or an activity.

the feeling i get wondering why they chose a skull, specifically, for farkila in this DLAB sample question is very akin to the feeling i get about … look

if a German cat sits on a table, the table is in dative—die Katze springt auf dem Tisch—because the cat is immobile, so it’s answering a where question

if the cat jumps onto the table—auf den Tisch—it’s in accusative, because it’s answering a where-to question

but if the cat jumps off the table, that’s a where-from question, and requires dative. vom [= von dem] Tisch. this is true even though there’s motion involved, and I was told not a month ago that motion = accusative, no motion = dative, using wo and wohin examples. now that woher is here the entire fucking heuristic is broken and i feel gaslighted. how can it be that jumping onto X is accusative but jumping off X is dative?

well, they say, it’s von. von always takes dative.

ok great, two rules in conflict, i’m supposed to just know which one wins, this is like what if order of operations in arithmetic but worse

furthermoar, why vom and not aus dem? onto = auf. on = auf. off (of) = von. feels messy. also, the cat is literally still in midair, so why isn’t this like coming out of the supermarket (physically exiting it) vs coming (to some not immediately proximate place) from the supermarket? well, it’s just different, they say. it would be aus if the cat was jumping out of a container like a cardboard box. but this is a flat surface so it’s von. hope this helps

o yes thank u that helps. i am definitely going to vom

it’s not that much palpably better than farkilam jankov? it makes a kind of unsatisfactory spot sense, if you wrestle assiduously through each example and get to ask annoying questions, but like. The System Is Bad

[gay-dorito-dust]

hii, sorry to bother!! but if ur requests are open could you do something w the reader having a nightmare and the batboys having to comfort them? Kinda like the opposite of ur other post please, TYSM!!

Another request that i write while half asleep, I tried to think of something for Dick but I might’ve used the last of my brain juice tbh, today at work was defiantly…something to say the least.

Jason

‘You’re okay, you’re okay sweetheart I’m right here, nothings going to get you.’ Jason would reassure you as he held you tightly in his arms, keeping you pressed to his chest as close as he could.

‘It felt too real Jason.’ You cried into his neck, clinging onto him as though if you’d let him go he’d disappear, you recently had a nightmare of Jason leaving you and you were too helpless to stop him from doing so that you woke up in a fit of tears, clinging onto him in desperation.

‘I know sweetheart, I know but you know that I’d never do anything like that, ever,’ Jason started as he pressed a couple of kisses to your forehead to sooth you, ‘you’re unfortunately stuck with me chipmunk.’ He adds and you couldn’t help but smile at the thought of being with Jason for the rest of your life.

‘Sounds like heaven.’ You sighed, kissing his neck as he chuckles.

‘You sure you won’t get bored of little old me?’ He asks teasingly but his eyes looked at you as though to ask if you were being genuine about being with him. He wouldn’t mind being with you forever for that was his own personal slice of heaven in of itself.

‘I’m very sure I wouldn’t because you always make every day worthwhile.’ You tell him as you nuzzled your head further his neck and intertwine your legs with his own, trying to get closer to him as your physically could.

‘Good because that’s how I feel about waking up to you every morning sweetheart.’ Jason said suddenly serious as he rubs his thumb against your side softly. ‘That me in your dream? Isn’t me because why would I run away for the one person who has ever made me feel truly…alive…the one person who didn’t treat me as though I was on the cusp of snapping.’ He then moves his head so it could rest against your own and pressing a small kiss to your nose. ‘You’re all the more reason for me to keep doing what I do if I am to ever get that forever with you sweetheart.’ He adds in a low whisper as soon enough you were both fast asleep, cuddled closely to one another as though terrified to first apart from one another, akin to that of a pair of otters going downstream.

Damian

‘Those nightmares won’t get to you anymore my treasure.’ Damian said as he held your hand firmly in his own, squeezing it periodically while giving you the space to control your breathing and focus on the reality in front of you, rather than the fantasy your mind took when you slept. ‘They cannot affect the reality of which we live in.’ He adds on.

‘It still felt all too real to be a dream.’ You tell him after having only gave him very vague responses to his questions about what it was that you saw in your dream, or rather nightmare was the more fitting word.

Damian sighed as he guided your hands to hold his face and keeping them there by having his hands cover your own, his thumbs caressing your writs as his emerald eyes looked deep into yours. ‘What about this?’ He asks.

‘What about this?’ You replied, confused.

‘If what you say is true, then does this feel too much of dream to be real?’ Damian said as a silence befell you both as your eyes flickered across his face, taking in every one of his features that you adored so much and found yourself slowly being to relax.

‘No,’ you began, thumbs stroking his cheeks, as the nightmare seemed to get further and further away from you the more you focused on the man right in front of you who’s presence alone was enough to make you feel safe and comforted, ‘it feels…right.’ You finished as you felt the last of your nerves calm down.

‘Then this is what we’ll do from now one when one of us had nightmares.’ Damian said as he allowed your fingertips to map out the expanse of his face with featherlight touches that left him wanting to melt into your hands. ‘Reminds each other of what’s real and what’s not.’ He adds as you cuddled into his side, head resting against his chest to listen to his heartbeat as it lulls you back into a peaceful slumber with Damian watching over you.

[oneforthemunny]

i know rockstar!eddie and nepo!baby had like 3 crazy weddings, but what about the others? do all of the eddies get married?? what was their wedding like? big or small or did they elope? did any of them cry when they saw their bride walking down the aisle???

so I made little wedding moodboards once upon a time (or attempted a few)

so cowboy!eddie and sweet girl had a courthouse wedding. genuinely, they’d been “practically married for years” eddie would tell everyone. I mean they did everything a married couple did, just without the paper, but when they started talking about babies he knew it’d be easier if they got married. might as well lol. it was short and sweet. I don’t think they’d make a big fuss out of it, but would have a wild after party/ reception at their favorite bar with their friends.

older!eddie and bunny it’s mentioned in “what used to be mine” but when gina finds out lol. in my mind, it’s a big wedding bc it’s her first but even tho it’s eddie’s second, his first wedding with gina was sorta rushed bc they were young, she was pregnant (that’s why they got married), and they didn’t have much money for one. I think it’d be more modern. I like to think somewhere kinda different like an art gallery that kinda fits their vibe.

mafia!eddie’s was beyond extravagant. very gothic meets chic. at a creepy ass castle or cathedral. candle operas, waiters for cocktail hour and everything, lots and lotssss of security. very over the top and he wouldn’t have it any other way. he was sorta a bridezilla tbh.

janitor!eddie’s was small but very sweet. at a church bc it was free then at a reception hall. very fitting for the time with the poofy dress and the tiered towered cake. I picture it in the spring with lots of bright colors and such. honestly, just a wholesome and sweet and loving wedding.

hockey!eddie (this hasn’t been discussed but i’m declaring it) I think would do a destination wedding. you guys get to see so much of the world, he’d want to have it at your favorite place.

the rest I genuinely haven’t thought about getting married as much! i’m open to ideas!

[disappointingcabbage]

TMAGP 20 thoughts, spoilers under the cut!!

The original title of the episode was Skin Deep, but they changed it to Social Stigma. Inch Resting… giving Ink5oul vibes…

Sam wants to talk to Alice and Celia Away From The Computers about the Magnus Institute. Smart but ineffective, though to be fair he doesn’t know they can listen on, like, every piece of technology imaginable lmao

poor Alice is Done With This Shit, understandable after her chat with Colin tbh

Oh shit Sam figured out the Protocol equals arson shenanigans…

The OIAR had the institute destroyed by Starkwall? I hate that that makes sense, I very much wanted Gertrude to have done it. Gobsmackingly uncommon L for arson grandma I guess.

Wait, not only did Starkwall burn the institute down, they also killed all the employees? Damn, seems like overkill but makes sense if that just means Elias wasn’t bluffing in TMA about how killing him kills everyone at the Institute.

I guess that means Jonah Magnus is super dead in this universe. Nice.

Also Gertrude either never worked for the Magnus Institute in this universe or she was able to quit before the Protocol was enacted and the institute was destroyed.

Alice makes a good point about not wanting to piss off the government by exposing real conspiracies, judging by the extreme nature of Arson Protocols, if Sam keeps digging deeper he could put himself and perhaps also Alice and Celia in serious danger

I love that Celia is advocating for Sam

THE LADS IN THE COMPUTER SENT SAM AN EMAIL WITH DOCUMENTS CONFIRMING THAT STARKWALL BURNED DOWN THE INSTITUTE???

But this time the email address that sent it was gibberish… I don’t think that was the case for the one that sent him Gerry’s address… inch resting…

The fact that they know they’re working for the bad guys this early on in comparison to TMA is really cool tbh

Celia is definitely not beating the universe hopping allegations with her “are we sure destroying the institute was a bad thing? They wanted to end the world” take

Alice is pulling a Georgie and noping out. Fair enough.

Celia’s still down to investigate, hell yeah

HOLY FUCKING SHIT INK5OUL MY BELOVED

Why are they tattooing in a warehouse? Odd choice of venue lmao

Oh, they’re tattooing a corpse. Sounds about right for them tbh.

The fact that they’re commenting on how Gwen has “nice skin” is giving me Nikola Orsinov vibes

The OIAR wants Ink5oul to be an external? Neat. Why weren’t they one already?

Oh shit Ink5oul seems to be in the middle of becoming an avatar and they don’t understand what the fuck is happening

They didn’t originally want to be Spooky, just wanted social media fame. Oof. Also doesn’t help that the first time they went viral it was a complete accident.

Oh shit the statement for this week is just Ink5oul talking to Gwen.

Lmao they accidentally stumbled into the spooky while looking for inspiration (and/or tattoo designs old enough to steal without getting caught)

So Oscar Jarrett was basically the original Ink5oul, and “adapting” his supernaturally flavored designs is the only thing that gets them fame

Ink5oul, bestie, I think your friends were right to be worried about you, not just jealous.

Oh shit Jarrett tattoos don’t decay? Funky!! That explains all the grave robbing.

It’s kind of hilarious that constantly changing venues due to running from the law just kind of helped with Ink5oul’s branding online like no one thought it was suspicious at all, they were just like “ooh spooky blorbo”

Oh damn, emulating Jarrett’s work changed Ink5oul’s own work and made it Spooky? AND it made them want to see people afraid? Yeah this is some avatar shit.

Ink5oul does not in fact want to be an external. That tracks tbh

Gwen do Not talk town to the spooky ink person

“This is the part where you start running” Gwen pissed off the wrong one lmao

[fluffypotatey]

My fellow zillennial. It's come to my attention that Gen Alpha is apparently making aesthetic tiktoks romanticizing 2020, like they want to be a teenager during that time??? Like no? You don't? I can't even begin to start breaking down how bad that year was in every category. McDonalds apparently now has "standards" yet another rubbish thing to add to the "college degrees make you overqualified with zero experience sorry you can't get this entry job" bucket. And Lunchables news reporters are like 30 years too late to be writing an expose on the toxic levels of metal in that.

people were dying????? we were in a state of panic and isolation???? schools were struggling with the switch to online only classes????

do we all remember the BLM protests and the tips on how to keep your face hidden and how to stay safe from getting maced???? do we remember the pushback against it??? calling on botched stats???

do we even remember the fucking US election???? how heated it got???? how much distrust republicans tried to seed into mail-in ballots?????

and then literally January of 2021, the US legislative house gets stormed in, Texas has a freeze so bad our gridlock shuts down and PEOPLE DIED FROM THE COLD WHILE EVERYONE ELSE MOCKED US FOR FREEZING!!!

2020 was not a good year. it is the furthest from a a good year, but it sure as hell emphasized a motley of issues the world had going on (tho i’m more versed in the US issues bc i live there)

[steviescrystals]

i am experiencing emotions rn and idk what they are :)

[miahasahardname]

i found a photo of me in the hospital after my first seizure and i am wearing the most HORRENDOUS combination of clothing imaginable 😭😭

thinking of redrawing it with mikey because epileptic 2012 mikey is real

[faithfromanewperspective]

someone needs to educate kendrick about the rape culture of mallard drakes and their corkscrew penises

[freakylilnutjob]

five y/o me watching Matilda: I’m glad my parents don’t treat me like that, that’s messed up!

twenty-five y/o me watching Matilda: oh fuck…

[deus-ex-mona]

keeping your thoughts to yourself is ✨hard✨ sometimes ngl

[pinkplatiploo]

Ok but like, what happened to Kikimora?

She was at the head during the whole Collector thing, and she was already too weak to do much from the spell but we don’t see what happens to her.

Like I know she probably isn’t dead and she’ll probably end up being the person to tell everyone what actually happened ( people probably aren’t going to believe her at first because it’s kiki but yeah) but it’s just also very likely she could be dead (still don’t think so tho) because she’s probably gonna be really important in season 3 and no one is talking about her. Sis has info and a changed attitude, she’s probably gonna play a big role, but where are you!?

[victory-cookies]

bro why am I still in the closet. I am in my twenties and my parents are chill. why have I chosen this path

[fingertipsmp3]

I swear to god everything from the weather to my equipment to my neighbours to my own fucking body is conspiring to make sure I don’t get a good run this week

[exopelagic]

supervisor was met. god help our souls

[celebiii]

Grahhhh