MISS CRAZY CAT LADY. . . ✷ ﹙ MAX VERSTAPPEN ﹚
SUMMARY: when he dates her, everybody just know that his girlfriend is a crazy cat lady.
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yourusername it's been 1095 mornings ever since marc joins me in bed. and so much more to come<3 🎂🐈
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username HE'S SO BIG ALREADY!!
username happy birthday to my favorite kitty!
maxverstappen1 jimmy and sassy says their happy birthday to marc
username who's been in y/n's bed the longer, max or marc? 🤔
⤷ yourusername ask maxverstappen1
⤷ maxverstappen1 we're in a competition, actually
⤷ username ‘we're in a competition’ I'M DEAD💀💀
username imagine how jimmy and sassy would react to this picture
⤷ username they'll rebel
username i need more cat content
albon_pets happy birthday marc! 🐾🫶🏻
username i wish i was the pillow
username i am marc actually
⤷ username omg shapeshifter is real😨
username he is so chonky i wanna bite him
username it must be so comfortable to be sleeping on his stomach
⤷ yourusername it doessss
username i just love her and i need a cat insta for their cats (also to make her sounds like lewis in roscoe's ig)
⤷ yourusername 👀👀
⤷ username y/n be honest what are you planning
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caption: just watched spiderman last night with jimmy and sassy (also max) but he's gone the whole movie, so i decided to surprise him😉
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yourusername i'm fine, and he just get his the bath on his life (arguably). but i promise we're good 😄👍
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username jimmy be honest what are you saying to her until she make this
⤷ username i think you should say those things to max instead maxverstappen1
username ‘i promise we're good’ BAHSHAHAH Y/N WHAT'RE YOU DOINNN
⤷ yourusername saving my life
⤷ username i mean literally
username i think this is her apologize post guys...
username but he looks so relaxed there
⤷ username careful homie, that cat has two personalities. could be more.
maudeapatow glad you survived, i should make you a welcome cake for this.
⤷ yourusername oh yes pleeeasee😩🥺
username does max bribe you or something🤔🤔 seems quite odd
⤷ username ALL OF THIS WAS ODD💀💀💀
carlossainz55 i have survived him once. i think that was the most intense things that i've ever had.
⤷ maxverstappen1 really? not even your racing incident?
⤷ carlossainz55 (+ with animal)
⤷ carlossainz55 maxverstappen1 don't bring that one.
username gosh how i love this comments section
username she's a crazy cat lady like my god get a grip
username mate, if you wanna do hatin, do it somewhere else
username hmmmm meetup with albon_pets when?
⤷ yourusername somedayyy
username right now i'm still curious about her reply on that comment on a pet insta topic
⤷ username they have to be as silly and must develop another personality like lewis does for roscoe's ig account.
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maxverstappen1 it's been 8766 days since my crazy cat lady is being born!! happy birthday, lovely. more and more hours to be with you🫶🏻🫶🏻🎂🥳
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username she looks high already😂😂
username AW THEEE CAKKEEEEE
yourusername I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUUCHHHHH TO THE MOON AND BACK
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username the way he copies her birthday wishes for marc I'M CACKLING AJAJAKAJJAJA
⤷ yourusername he's a copycat🐱
⤷ maxverstappen1 i'm not by the way
username I WANNA BE HERRRR
charles_leclerc happy birthday to max's cat lady. i hope your cat doesn't attack me again
⤷ yourusername it was an accident, you smell like a fish sauce
⤷ charles_leclerc I'M NOT! don't listen to her guys
landonorris wishing you all the best, y/n!🥳🥳
maudeapatow happy birthday for you miss crazy cat lady from meeee<3😂😁
lisakudrow happy birthday to you darling girl! wishing you and all the smelly cats out there all the best❤️❤️
⤷ yourusername YOU TOOO MAMA!!!
⤷ username LISA KUDROW??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???!?!?!!!
username wait y/n's cat have attacked charles before?
⤷ maxverstappen1 nobody knows
lewishamilton happy birthday y/n!
marvelstudios happy birthday to our arachne! 🕷️
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♡𓂃 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆.
𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆, christopher sturniolo & fem!reader.
episode summary: sleepovers with your cutie pie, energetic, & borderline insomniac boyfriend.
parental advisory & ratings: fluff galore + established relationship between reader and chris, slightly suggestive, some swearing, & chris being the professional yapper he is.
♥︎ ⋆ ͘. behind the scenes. NEW LAYOUT + first time writing headcanons, i swear i’m a matt girl but chris lately? yeah.
◌ sleepovers with this man in one word? chaotic.
◌ but it’s that fun kind of chaotic — though the sleepovers usually start off pretty tame at first, him being all giggly and excited when you arrive, immediately grabbing your bags as both head to his room, catching up with each others lives while he helps you unload your stuff.
◌ with that being said, you two would end up gossiping for what feels like hours. though he grew up with all brothers, he definitely got his interest in gossip from eavesdropping on his mom and her friends.
“wait, so he’s dating her and her sister?” chris looks at you with a surprised expression. his elbows are propped up on each side of his pillow as his nintendo switch remains in the middle, paused on some sort of mario level.
“yes, but get this,” you grab your iced tea from his nightstand and scoot closer towards him. “he’s also dating her best friend. the dude is totally sleeze but hey, are we surprised?”
◌ taking pictures for your insta photo dumps.
◌ baking together! a little tradition you two decided to make after the first few sleepovers. he always make sure to pick up baking mix and other crucial ingredients two days beforehand.
◌ even though it always ends up a disaster…
“fuck fuck fuck!” chris shouts as you both race down the hallway, clothes halfway falling off your bodies from the fun that was had not too long ago. you quickly grab a kitchen towel and start fanning the smoke detector before it goes off as chris opens the oven, a thick cloud of whispy gray smoke escaping from the center.
“what the hell are you two doing in here?” nick questions as he and matt waltz into the kitchen from the living room.
“yeah, and why do your clothes look like th…” matt chimes in, face soon flushing red as the realization hits him. “forget it.”
◌ take out is usually ordered after you two nearly burn the apartment complex down, followed up by some tv or a movie.
◌ and of course, he yaps through the whole thing. you do too, which leads to neither one of you paying attention to what’s actually going on in the episode or scene.
“i don’t remember this happening,” you mumble as you lay back against of one chris’s pillows. “isn’t he from euphoria?”
◌ video games video games video games. every time you come over, this man would swear up and down that he’ll “smoke your ass” in mario kart — but does he actually? nope!
◌ he’s actually the biggest sore loser on the planet.
◌ pulling pranks on matt, you and chris know better than to mess with nick after a certain hour while matt is a little more tame. one time, while you two were in the middle of prank calling him, chris accidentally blew his cover after sneezing mid convo.
◌ doing your night routine together; skin care, hair care, etc.
◌ and if you’re the type of girl to sleep with an emotional support / childhood stuffed animal and accidentally leave it behind, he’ll snatch one of matt’s stuffed animals out his room and hand to you.
“i know it’s not the same as yours but look, it’s still cute and cuddly right? like those squishy-marshmallowy things?”
◌ matt tiptoeing into chris’s room in the middle of the night to rightfully take back his animal-shaped belonging.
◌ lowkey? nick taking off guard pictures and videos of you two being idiots and posting them on his snap and insta stories.
◌ cuddles galore. kid is actually such a snuggle bunny like oh my gosh? always cuddled up into you no matter what — especially when he’s feeling sleepy. the Baby Boy energy would be at an all time high. you’d be yapping away about some sort of friend group drama, pausing mid story when you hear him lightly snoring with his head against your chest.
“…and that’s when i told her that she should just go with the guy she was talking to before. i don’t get it, but see if i was—are…you sleeping?”
“…huh…”
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