#and they heard that wei wuxian

[icantthinkofagoidusername]

WIP FOR SMTH IM ACTAULLY GOING TO FINISH (I PROMISE ILL FINISH THIS)

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“-and i now pronounce you, husband and wife.-” 

A loud cheer erupts in the from the guest disciples common room. 

“And because i dont believe in gender,-” Wei Wuxian pauses to dramatically flip his hair 

“the bride may now kiss the groom.”

Li Xie grabs Se Yun by the collar and kisses him roughly. Lan Qiren wishes he knew what the actual fuck just happened.

He has so many questions. 

For starters, why are there fifteen yearolds getting married in the guest disciples common room and why, oh dear god why is Wei Wuxian marrying them? 

Lan Qiren dosent know whether to laugh or cry. 

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

While you were fighting in the war, I was falling in a pit.

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[benevolenterrancy]

finally in the process of reading the Guanyin Temple scene and holy shit if WWX isn't the protagonist of all time. We're in the Big Final Confrontation and so far my man has done fuck all except cuddle in LWJ's lap while everyone else is losing their shit and when he DOES finally do something he summons an army of naked, writhing, moaning sex corpses that even his allies just desperately wish Were Not There. stupendous, no notes

[catkindness]

✨ everyone is dumb ✨

[noinobonoto]

I think the saddest part about Wei Wuxian's abuse by Madam Yu isn't the whipping or the kneeling or the belittlement... but the way she treated his parents.

Wei Wuxian's parents are dead. He is an orphan. He also lived under the same roof as the man who knew and was friends with his parents, especially his father who used to be his servant.

And yet he knows almost nothing about them, he knows as much as a bystander about who Cangse Sanren and Wei Changze were. The only things he has is a foggy memory or two and other people's gossip. All because of Madam Yu.

He can't mention them, he can't talk about them at all or ask about them because he will get punished, because Madam Yu hates their (mainly his mother's) mere existence and makes it everyone's problem. And it's so funny too, that she is always the one mentioning them in the first place, always to insult them. Wei Wuxian grew up in a place where his parents were badmouthed all the time, where he couldn't mention them or learn anything about them from Jiang Fengmian because Madam Yu made it impossible.

It's just so sad.

[nixster627]

Lan Wangji: I like your pants.

Wei Wuxian: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Lan Wangji: I’d like them 100% off.

Wei Wuxian: The store can’t just sell free stuff...

Lan Wangji: That’s not what I-

Wei Wuxian: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Lan Zhan.

[whetstonefires]

As I'm doing my leisurely line annotation of mdzs I'm impressed by many things and one of them is how thoroughly it's spelled out that Wei Wuxian is, by nature and personal inclination, an incredibly difficult person to piss off. He just does not care about most insults.

Like. Wen Ning thought he was going to be mad at him, the day they met in Qishan, because Wei Wuxian stood up to a bully for him and then Wen Ning's nerves made Wei Wuxian look like a fool in front of all their peers, which while unworthy would actually be a fairly normal reaction. But in fact this never even occurred to him; he doesn't care about that kind of thing. He doesn't get mad on his own account and once the cut heals he forgets it was even made (idiomatic expression but also in his case possibly literal), these are defining attributes.

So the fact that two definitive chapters of his life wound up getting defined by his taking brutal revenge really serves to underline the level of provocation he was subjected to.

Also there's something there about him going off on Jin Zixuan the way he did back at Cloud Recesses. Because that was, actually, somewhat uncharacteristic behavior! He is not generally a punching first kind of guy!

Just about every other time we see him start a fight, or try to, he's either the one doing the shit-talking or there's someone there in immediate need of protection.

He punched that guy in the face not in the moment for being rude about Jiang Yanli, and not I think even for insulting Jiang Fengmian or treading on Wei Wuxian's own sensitive places, but because he hit on the statement that would be most painful to Jiang Cheng.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

not the "mo xuanyu never sexually harassed jin guangyao, jin guangyao made it all up" discourse again

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

WangXian X “Akuma no Ko” by Higuchi Ai

[ gif version ]

[yiikingpatriarch]

modern lesbian wangxian for that one twitter meme

[sprintingficcommentator]

The last sentence brings me so much vindictive joy, FINALLY SOMEONE ADRESSES THAT PARTICULAR ISSUE IN THE STORY AT LONG LAST

[icantthinkofagoidusername]

wei wuxian hears someone say boys cant do makeup and his inner gremlin, which is always summoned when he hears smth about not being able to do something tells him to make this bitch eat is fucking words.

so he learns how to do makeup.

he has not slept, he has 7 overdue assignments and his eyes and cheeks are puffy and red from all the crying because why is mascara so hard- but he comes to class next day, wearing makeup and looking absolutely beautiful

and wei wuxian already looks like a walking talking snack on a daily so if hes broken your heart on a normal day, hes not only broken your heart, brain and whole fucking being because holy shit he looks hot

(que lan wangji horny gripping for his life)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Ask and you shall receive (a sneak peak of what's to come)

[benevolenterrancy]

so I've never actually watched the tangled series and know nothing about its plot, but the song Ready As I'll Ever Be lives in my head rent free at all times

[uovoc]

Passing the time spent waiting for boat by making cousin recount to me, beat by beat, the plot of books 2-4 of Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

[jiaoji]

"Jiang Cheng was such a precious child"

FengMian, who had to forcefully make a orphan befriend his son because nobody wanted to be his friend: