#and to be perfectly honest

[marigoidz]

I'm about to start a new sims save where I have Chris taking care of the counselor pets (minus Dylan and Jacob bc I can only have 8 in a household)

[vampstel]

There are days where I just wanna sleep in and play games. No work. No drawing. Just relaxing. Today is that kind of day,,

[comradekatara]

drew the book 1 kiddos’ catsonas. just because :)

[cemeterything]

sometimes character analysis is like "i want to talk about this character but i'm not interested in having that discussion without a shock collar that goes off whenever you have a bad take around the necks of everyone present including myself"

[lonelyroommp3]

the thing is that every single one of us with remotely creative inclinations who falls under what i might hesitantly, shuddering a little with the humiliating weight of bringing out such a phrase in the year 2024, call the "former gifted kid umbrella" has gone through a phase where we think overwrought purple prose sponsored by thesaurus.com that is very very self consciously aware of our own artistry and self proclaimed uniqueness for being able to string a sentence together is like, the absolute peak of all writing skill and that we are literally the smartest person on earth for reading classics or knowing a vocab word above our grade level or being able to pick up on metaphors in poetry. and it inevitably results in creating art that is not very good because we are focusing less and less on actually saying something and more and more on just sounding very very smart when we say it. and yes, it's deeply cringe to look back on it and a lot of the art made will, in hindsight, be at best a bit naff and at worst completely unsalvageable, but it's a massively important stage of creative development that ultimately teaches you a lot about moderation & what is really important in the art you create (ie. actually saying something from the heart as opposed to saying something that will make everyone gawp at how clever you are). the issue is that most of us who went through this did so when we were like 14 and taylor swift appears to be having that phase while being well into her thirties

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i bought tickets to nutcracker MONTHS ago and its finally today!!!! its in AN HOUR!!!!!! i'm finally finally gonna cross it off my bucket list! i'm so excited i fucking love nutcracker!!!!!

[soppingwetboyfriend]

Sam Elliott as Wade Garrett in Road House (1989)

[royalarchivist]

Anonymous Viewer: I once ate cardboard to impress a boy

Niki: A BOY??? A BOY??? Come on, get some standards!

Aimsey: You won’t ever see me doin’ that, you won’t ever see me doin’ that. For more reasons than one, but still.

Niki: That’s why we love Aimsey, ‘cuz Aimsey has standards.

Aimsey: I have standards, women <3

Bonus:

[lordascapelion]

“Put your hand in the box.”

“What’s inside?”

“Pain.”

“Oh… sweet.” *unzips pants*

[misspoetree]

[And then they went on the sexy killing spree anyway]

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[the-magpie-archives]

Tma characters as hyperspecific non-categorised experiences.

Jon: Trying not to fall asleep on the bus when it's cold and dark outside.

Martin: The slightly firm texture a fluffy blanket has before you wash it for the first time.

Tim: Sipping a cocktail without realised how cold it is, the ice brushing your lips.

Sasha: The slightly artificial but altogether natural scent of fresh homemade popcorn.

Basira: When you spill rose oil on your hands and they smell like it for the rest of the day.

Daisy: The sting of a burnt tongue from a sip of scalding coffee.

Melanie: The taste in your mouth after you spit out chewing gum that's lost its flavour.

Georgie: Pressing your hand into a brand new feather pillow

Elias: Accidentally putting your hand in your mouth after using hand sanitiser.

[bubblehead-02]

I’m calling it the tyrant tormentor

[yasbeych]

this is how I see g1 megatron

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Listening to the same music I used to listen when I was 12-13 is something else. I'm still her. I'm nothing like her anymore. She knew everything. She knew nothing. She was so right. She was so wrong.

[storytellering]

Naught but a memory