#and vicinity of obscenity

[american-dream-denial]

soad fans will hear the weirdest fucking lyrics you've ever heard and go "holyy shit this is my song"

[cielie-voss]

My non-english-speaking boss: No wonder you're depressed when you listen to music like that.

Me:

Serj Tankian in the background: Banana banana banana terracotta, Banana terracotta terracotta pie

[t4llhum4n]

Lmao what if Porter brings "Treasure" to the Summit and then Vincent is the one who gets shit for it because he was supposed to be in charge that'd be hilarious :(

[misspecas]

Terracotta pie 🤘🏼

[prongsfish]

terracotta pie, HEY

terracotta pie, HEY

terracotta pie, HEY

TERRACOTTA PIE

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERROCOTTA PIE

[divinegrump]

Vicinity of Obscenity is the cuntiest metal song

[bloodigutz]

me when I'm in an overused joke competition and my opponent is someone who only listens to nu-metal

[heyyoupikaboo]

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA

BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE

[shabbyshoebox]

Redditor: Hey, what was the inspiration behind "Vicinity of Obscenity"?

Serj, sweating: *don't say feet don't say feet*

Serj: um

Serj: Dadaism

[milubrique]

1, 11, and 18 from the music asks!

1: A song you like with a color in the title

💙

11: A song that you never get tired of

i simply cannot choose ok

18: A song from the year that you were born

actually also one of my fav songs in general 😮‍💨

[sbnkalny]

Remove the black spot that keeps the toilet bowl water at a perfect way of holding you baby? vicinity of obscenity in your eyes. terracotta terracotta pie (ﾉ･o･)ﾉ

[shortwave-radio]

wgy does everyone hate hypnotize so much... it's not my fav but its up there

[ostin-jpg]

songs you should never listen to in the office:

[cock-holliday]

I’m cropping you for your own privacy. I appreciate that you’re asking, but you are…wildly uninformed about this.

First, Pride is not BDSM-related. Every pride I have attended is extremely “family friendly” when it’s not an 18+ event, which makes it very clear that it’s an adult event and usually requires ID. It’s like any street festival. I’ve often seen more scantily clad Paddys parades. There’s Mardi Gras. You ever been to beach parties? I’ve seen more bare ass at a pool than I ever saw at Pride events. Pride is (frequently) a parade accompanied by cops and banks so nudity wouldn't be permitted, it's orgs tabling and handing out fliers, it's a dance party. It’s really not that serious.

Second, when it comes to things that make you uncomfortable, I promise you your discomfort does not mean you are not safe. Lemme repeat that: your discomfort does not mean you are unsafe. Public nudity is the absolute easiest thing to ignore. Turn your head. Walk away. I have seen cis guys plastered drunk in the city at football games pissing against the wall of a building and it's supremely easy to just go the other way. In the event you accidentally see a nipple or bulge or Idk, a leather belt? or whatever else you're so afraid of, it's not going to hurt you, and you can just walk away.

Third, any sexual elements of Pride come from the fact that sexuality was/is criminalized. People having a chaste kiss while queer is equated by bigots as being as heinous as fucking in the street. So people are going to be rowdy and unabashed about how their bedroom life is not going to be policed. Not by cops, not by you.

I went to a small town pride march where it was mostly queer teens and their parents and it was a chance for everyone to walk around with their flags and get ice cream. That's it. I've also been to +21 queer bar parties where people are topless or in assless chaps and wearing collars and have written obscene words on their bodies and that's also fine. I was not required to do anything I was uncomfortable with and I did not feel the need to tell others what to do. I could always leave. You can just leave things that make you uncomfortable.

Pride is a spectrum of experiences and nothing mainstream is going to be vulgar, and if it is to you, that is for you to reflect on, because why are silly outfits, or a nipple, or a leather hat so repulsive to you that you shake at the idea of not only seeing them, but merely being in the vicinity of where that might happen?

I am sorry you've been so convinced by homophobia that Pride is some scary place to be, and I had no doubts you haven't been before based on your questions. Ask what about it scares you so much. Ask what you can do to keep yourself safe and comfortable. And frankly just mind your business! If you wanted you'd be perfectly able to dance to some top-40 chart summer shit radio music and buy a slushie and get a g-rated rainbow keychain at the Target booth and be completely unhindered by others enjoying pride in their own ways.

[whiskrz]

i like honeymoon a normal amount