#and yeah there's def gaslighting lmao

[crepegosette]

your brusa art just makes me think about these two dumbos arguing about who invented the damn airplane (ps: he would gaslight her so bad, it would be hysterical)

BrUSA isn't a good ship and that's what makes it good™

[pixlokita]

Fic: -and the literal dead character who can’t even eat or sleep or feel anything and is in eternal agony knew his friend had it worse than them, sure the friend was alive and depressed but being dead meant they weren’t suffering like their alive friend was who btw was also the reason they died slowly and painfully in the first place -

Dead character: -also feels guilty for blaming their friend for literally killing them even though they legit DIED because of them-

Me:

Me: no I’m sure the dead character has it worse.

[suffarustuffaru]

hi again i ranked every parent i could think of in rezero based on parenting skills + how much they give a shit

[bep1erfics]

boysplanet trainees - lalala&okokok trend pt. 1

context 💌

‘lalala’ is the more outgoing, bubbly person while ‘okokok’ is the more laid back and chill one. for example you could even describe them as the talker & the listener!

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over me team ❗️

ricky: okokok 💿

- he’s more quiet & self reserved. LOVES SNACKING ISTG ANYWHERE HE GOES HE CARRIES 193837 snacks in his pockets tysm gyuvin

- when people talk, he listens with open ears

- he’s SO shy skdjdjdb, everytime he makes eye contact he looks the other way AND SHIFTS HIS EYES TOWARDS THE FLOOR 😭 protect this boy at all costs

jeonghyeon: lalala 🎀

- literally is ricky’s other half, GENIUS LEE OOPS omg i love leejeong hes so quirky

- the biggest extrovert ever, cries easily

- radiates the biggest babygirl energy, bffs with all the trainees on boys planet which i think is so cute 😭 i would literally die for jeonghyeon

zhanghao: okokok 💿

- this man is literally the smartest guy ever. he might be cute, but in reality he’s literally so self aware. probs has an iq of 394738

- gives off father vibes. YUJIN & OLLIE are literally his children, if you’re younger than him he’s automatically your dad

- he listens to everyone’s opinions and is the calmest person on the show after ricky 😭

kuanjui: okokok 🎀

- the most extroverted of all extroverts

- CAN LITERALLY BLEND IN WITH ANY FRIENDGROUP, lights everything up with his bubbly and courageous personality

- zhanghao’s bff, they’re like the cutest duo (don’t be mad haobin stan’s i think haobin is cute as well)

jay: okokok 💿

- man’s is an introvert as well

- chill but is SO EASY TO PISS OFF like when ricky missed his highfive on purpose? HE WAS PISSED LMAO

- i feel like he’s a good friend to others though, like he would def comfort you if needed

switch team 🍭

kamden: lalala + okokok 🍰

- HE’S THE AWKWARDEST GUY ON EARTH. you talk to him? he doesn’t listen, he literally spaces out like pou

- you would think he’s introverted but he’s an esfp?! kamden is an EXTROVERT?

- socially awkward and an extrovert… the more you know

keita: lalala 🎀

- CUTEST GUY, he literally also blends in with any friendgroup easily

- you could bicker with him and bc he’s so loud, you would automatically lose in a span of 2 mins. this guy would beat you up with his chatter

- HES CUTE POSITIVE LOUD i love keita

taerae: okokok 💿

- HES APART OF THE GYARUZ but is like the shyest of all shy people….. AFTER HIS TAEEEERRIAAAA HE LITERALLY SHOVED HIS FACE ON HIS BED I CANT DO THIS

- not with those two toned pants. it screams INTROVERTED

- he’s a grandpa. THE GUITAR???????? THE CLOTHES???????????????? he’s so grandpa coded

phanbin: lalala 🎀

- istg he’s such an outgoing person, so funny and talented I LOVE YOU PHANBIN

- YOU PUT HIM WITH JUNHYEON????? a mistake. YOU PUT HIM WITH WOONGGI????? a fight will break out. YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE? he dances like a literal legend

- gaslight gatekeep girl boss vote for phanbin

jongwoo: no comment i’m so sorry i’m not gonna do him… he needs to leave g group alone. the xenophobia IS NOT IT. 😒 sorry

shuaibo: NEITHER????? LALALA??!?!?

- you can tell he’s a really self reserved person, BUT THIS MIGHT BE BC OF THE LANGUAGE BARRIER IDK BUT HE LOVES HIS CAT AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. 🐈

- ITS SO HARD BC mnet didn’t give him enough screentime but he’s a lovely person 😭 evil edits did him DIRTYYYYY, he’s so cute and bubbly but fr he wanted to go home ASAP during episode 11 he was literally sleeping 😅

- #zhangshuaibowewillmissyou

supercharger team 🐥

ollie: lalala 🎀

- cutest person ever (poor guy got e worded)

- loves to tease ricky, always screaming lovelicky (😭)

- he’s a bit introverted, but with the yuehuaz he’s the most cheerful person, chocolate in a human form 🍫

haruto: lalala 🎀

- LOUD, the mood maker of g group, he’s so funny 😭

- honestly has the best humour ever. HIS INSTAGRAM STORIES ARE SO FUNNY ISTG bro even tells us how often he 💩… tmi alert

- haruto is so goofy 😭 but yeah he gets emotional easily, poor guy

woonggi: lalala 🎀

- ANOTHER GOOFBALL. sassiest queen ever like we could be besties

- woonggi, seowon & taerae are literally so sassy i love it

- also can be friends with ANYONE he meets. YOU WALK INTO A ROOM WITH CHA WOONGGI? you walk out of that door twerking, screaming WOONGGI BOYYYY

(ollie was a victim of this.)

seowon: okokok 💿

- seowon is literally the calmer version of woonggi

- looks at everyone so endearingly it makes me sob how he got eliminated

- GYARUZ ON TOP

zihao: okokok 💿

- haruto’s husband, HE WAS THERE FOR HIM WHEN HE WAS FRUSTRATED DURING SUPERCHARGER 😭

- UMMM I HONESTLY DONT KNOW like zihao is all giggles if mnet gave him screentime we could’ve seen his more serious side

- on a side note, zihao seems like the sweetest person ever on boys planet 😭 farewell i’m so mad he got eliminated

takuto: lalala 🎀

- THIS GUY DOES NOT STOP TOYANAGA TAKUTO-ING

- oml he’s so clueless… LIKE YK WHEN HE LIFTED UP HIS SHIRT AND RICKY + SEONGMIN HAD TO HOLD HIM BACK FROM REVEALING HIS nonexistent abs

- he was such a bright person… BUT FR FAREWELL TO SUPERCHARGER TEAM YOU WILL BE MISSED

[spacelazarwolf]

hiya! i'm currently watching ds9 for the first time (more or less halfway through s1 at this point) & having a blast! wanted to say:

1) i love your header so much, it makes me absolutely grin in delight every time i see it 2) do you have a favourite Type of Shenanigans(TM) that happen in the series? 3) any favourite episodes?

have a nice day :3

it’s also my phone background lmao.

my favorite type of shenanigans is def when garak just straight up gaslights ppl. a cardassian will be like “yeah back when u were in the obsidian order” and someone’ll go “SEE??????” and garak just goes “teehee i am but a simple tailor” like even after he himself has gone “yeah back when i was in the obsidian order” and then in the next sentence tell odo he’s so silly for thinking garak is or was ever a spy for he is just a simple tailor teehee.

not sure abt favorite episode yet bc i haven’t finished the series yet, but i do LOVE both the episode where sisko hallucinates that he’s a sci fi writer and also the episode where dax and worf get married. honestly any episode that explores the cultures of various star trek species.

[sharonisthebettercarter]

contemplated at shooting annie (which he unnecessarily did)

punched Hughie for stopping him from killing Kimiko’s brother, Kenji, right in front of her. Then said if he got in the way of him reuniting with Becca, he’d kill Hughie too.

Used an infant as a weapon and threatened to kill them

Is a hypocrite himself (obviously)

Killed a whale

Drugged Marvin

He was willing to sell Ryan to Vought knowing that it would likely mean another Homelander. He didn't care, because it meant he would have Becca.

Insulted Ryan, TO BECCA'S FACE (honestly, Becca should've never tried to make Billy like, let alone tolerate Ryan if she knew that Billy has a weak connection with children and is distrustworthy around them. Like she should've just told him to kick rocks and make sure he won't have a hand in raising Ryan either)

He said that Becca could just "have another kid", not understanding that kids aren't replaceable, like objects (jewelry, cars, houses, etc.) That attitude is fucking horrifying if you're a parent, and I'd worry that he would have that attitude towards any kids (whether mere mortal or supe)

He betrayed his team multiple times

Threatened to kill hughie multiple times

doesn’t care who he hurts in the process

Gaslighted ryan

Let's also add the fact that he CHEATED ON BECCA WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER

Attempts to kidnap Zoe (based on what the trailers implying)

UNALIVES 2 CHARACTERS AT LEAST (ONE MAIN CHARACTER) wouldn't surprise me if it turns out to be Hughie, considering he threated to unalive Hughie numerous of times.

In all honesty, I hope he hallucinates an angry Becca and Becca's ghost haunts him in the next seasons, like Rhonda's ghost haunted Anika in "Empire".

don't forget unnecessarily attempted to blow up teddy stillwell~!

this shit would be why i roll my eyes anytime someone calls billy an 'aNtI-hErO' or 'gOoD', leik Y'ALL--

lol oh no dear gawd you poor bitch, my dear sweet beautiful angel baby child~<3

just wait until we get to the end of the story or even just a *little* bit further along... this ain't even the half of it...

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the ever expanding shit list on butcher can make homie look tame at times, but yeah no~. def not a good guy, def not right in anyway, one of the big main points of the story is proving butcher wrong and showing just how far his own head was up his own ass.

he's a secondary villain to the series, primary being h--VOUGHT (but also since people forget our *actual* hero is HUGHIE, and that the supes themselves are a SYMPTOM not the actual source of the problems *cough*cough*HEY REMEMBER STARLIGHT WHO EXISTS??* OR THIS WHOLE ASS ABUSIVE FUCKIN' COMPANY THAT EXPLOITS CHILDREN AND EXPERIMENTS ON BABIES LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS??????) and leik. he is *made* specifically to disappoint and prove the reader/viewer *wrong* about him (apart from prove himself wrong) by being his absolute worst with zero excuses for it at legit every chance he gets. mainly by being a serial killer butt~

he's *designed* to toy with our emotions and the hope that we see some *good* in him or give him the benefit of the doubt, because we are seeing the story mostly from *hughie's* perspective, and that is specifically how *HUGHIE* feels about him. and some are def blind to it (like hughie lmao) but some can see through butcher's bullshit (like *annie*)

like his whole damn niche is *dragging* homelander down to his level and causing chaos beyond his own wildest wet dreams at the *expense* of everyone else, and homie clocked that motherfucker before giving him the promise of that ticking time bomb explosion because butcher ain't the only one pushing him too far--but he is certainly the most devoted.

his *obsession* with homie completely consumes his life and everything he does. homelander *hardly* cares about billy beyond his being a persistent thorn in his side that *occasionally* provides *some* level of interest.

i think an easy gauge at what's really going on is to look no further than annie's perspective. many people are more than willing to overlook butcher's bullshit, but annie describes what's going on probably better than anyone i've seen.

for homie? she specifically says. "there's something *wrong* with homelander", but with butcher she just gets fuckin' mad MAD because HE. KNOWS. BETTER. and does worse.

the framing there isn't a mistake. leik at all.

post gen v, i saw a bunch of people calling for the gen v kids to join the boys or for butcher to 'adopt' them and the only thing i could think was 'dear fuckin' satan, for the love of GAWD, PLEASE NO' because the only thing butcher does and *would* do is~

ABUSE.

USE.

MURDER WHEN THEY ARE NO LONGER OF USE.

LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

it is LITERALLY all he does the WHOLE fuckin' time, and it's comin' to a head cause there is only so much bullshit his team will tolerate, and i--.

MM IS BETTER ANYWAY AND IF ANYONE SHOULD BE DOING ANY ADOPTING--

i need butcher... to stay THE FUCK *away* from the gen v kids because *when* he hurts them i will lose my shit--

i don't think hughie will die. given the comic, he's actually one of the few people i would say is actually guaranteed to survive (again, goes back to people forgetting *hughie* is our protagonist, NOT butcher), but he may be the one who ends up killing butcher, def not before billy does a ton of damage to showcase what an irredeemable scumbag he really is (i love him, i really do BUTT JESUS fuckin' CHRIST MAN--)

when it comes to ryan, that's a whole 'nother can o worms, but there's a part of me that honestly feels billy only protected him--not because he actually gives a shit about ryan specifically (let's not forget that moment he was about to beat ryan to death when becca died), but because he actually does care specifically about *keeping his promise to becca* and the leverage that ryan *is* over homelander.

and while i do think it's possible that through that and in his own twisted round about way, he *cares* for ryan in a similar way he cares for hughie (mostly just the connection to becca tho), i also think it's pretty likely there is a part of him that deeply resents ryan *specifically*, i think its SUPER duper fuckin' likely that as soon as billy gets the idea in his head that:

'ryan is a lost cause and can't be saved'?

*and* he's no longer of use to billy?

that poor kid's gonna fall to the 'just another supe freak/only worth somethin' dead' list for billy. :/

and i get it, it is fuckin' infuriating but he is supposed to be infuriating because we're supposed to realize just how full of shit and actually evil he really is under the bravado. he's just another extremist opposite of homelander to the point where even their desires and presentation, inner and outer, ring opposite.

boi is a wannabe frank castle with ZERO fuckin' principles.

but yeah, once you get to the point of trying to BLOW UP A FUCKIN' BABY, i--

[monstrouslyobsessed]

been a minute since i've answered yall asks, sorry about that. been having health issues again. sighs.

tw / tags: monster fucking, snake anatomy, breeding mentions

Do you have any thoughts about slime-like monsters? I personally find monsters with… unstable??? body structure quite interesting cuz of their potential lol. Like, even of they're slow and trembling like jittery jelly, once they have grip on you – you gone, whoops. Struggling r useless, u will only get urself deeper and you can't even do a lot to escape. And bonus points if they're kinda dumb, so by acting silly and goofy they're practically gaslighting lmao —anonymous

i actually have a musing in the work about that one!! its...been in my draft forever...whoops....i'll work on that in just a bit then.

but yes!! theyre also super versatile too! imagine if you have one as a pet...its going to make a pet out of you, oho rip darling.

I wonder how the 6 arms snake god eat. Does he just shallow his prey whole? chew them? Tear them apart then eat them piece by piece? I wonder what is his favorite part of his prey, and his less favorite. I imagine that some times, he eat messy, so reader clean the blood around his mouth with a clean napkin. —anonymous

i actually kinda imagine him opening his mouth like a snake would since he's no longer a human (w a pic below). but in the beginning, when he's still merging with the snake god, he'd probably start tearing his, ah, meals apart, yeah. i actually don't think his transformation was actually completed by the time he started his initial rampage + he wouldn't have any arm when he first started out too.

oh geez i can see him being super clumsy and floppy trying to learn how to move his new body. poor thing.

his mouth would be like this, maybe with bigger fangs tho. that said, i cant find the original source now :( so if any of you know who this may be by, lmk so i can link the artist!!

Hey-hey! Have you read Mieruko-chan by any chance? Maybe it's only me, but i find designs for ghosts from here rlly cool and some chapters can give some pretty cool concepts/ideas.

Gl on ur day! ✨ —anonymous

i actually have been keeping up with it! poor mc, she's trying her best...I'm crushing on the yandere tentacled head lady atm lol

☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. It's time to spread positivity! 💖 — @berrychan03

dawwww <3 thank you!!! i'll be sure to spread them around~!

Your Jaguar Trube story is really good! I like it. Are you going to make the part 2 for it? —anonymous

im actually kinda stumped on how to continue this one mainly because of the breeding kink being the primary focus and the reader initially being gn. i feel iffy doing this to my fellow gn readers as well, as i don't wish to exclude them and i don't think im that good of a writer to pull off a gn smut.

i could just do two versions tbh because its a little different between if the reader is afab and if they're amab.

if afab, theyre actually kinda in for some bad time because there's so many males around, possibly around 30 to even 50, and there's a lot of dp to go around because they're sharing them.

if amab, there's not many females around at all, maybe around 4 young adult ones (with the rest being old ladies), though that's not to say the males wouldn't touch them because they def would though lol but i kinda imagined that being amab they wouldn't be in too high of demand and would be given breaks. plus, they don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

i'll take feedback regarding this matter though, so lmk your thoughts on how i should proceed!

anyhoo, gonna try and work on couple overdue commissions i got, but in the meanwhile, feel free to send in whatever (that is currently open lol) love ya bunches!

[turntheotherpurf]

censordoll for the ask thing just because shes my fave

1: Sexuality headcanon = Hm... honestly I'm not really sure? Like I always felt like that "thing" with Clay was more of a manipulation/power-play thing than actually being legit into him (not to mention her whole "egg" focus)... soooo maybe Lesbian? .3.

2: Otp = *shruuuugs*

3: Brotp = Hmm, I remember seeing this one art of her, Ms. Sculptham & Nurse Bendy being friends with eachother based on the "Alone" ep... aaaand ngl, I can oddly see it working?? Like I know Censordoll's always been against anything "sinful"... but idk, I feel like she'd somehow feel sorry enough for Bendy's situation to wanna "take her under her wing", if they got to know eachother? And then ofc Sculptham being there as the "voice of reason" between them would make for an interesting trio-

4: Notp = Her x Clay... need I say more- 🤮🤮

5: First headcanon that pops into my head = She had a pet chicken at some point, lovingly raising her from a tiny chick to a fluffy hen (mirroring something like this for their dynamic lol).

6: Favorite line from this character = Her last scene/bit of dialogue from the "Alone" ep, so much potential that we could've had all of... 😔

7: One way in which I relate to this character = ...um, I like eggs? lol Not to the extent of her but, yeah they're def a good part of breakfast here and there lmao

8: Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character = Anytime she "eats" eggs is just.... yeaaaaah no thanks 🤢

9: Cinnamon roll or problematic fave? = The very definition of "Girlboss, Gaslight, Gatekeep" lol

[ryansjane]

NOT YOU BRINGING THE GANG OF CHERRY BACK 😭😭😭 WWHHYYYY 😫 I had forgotten about that movie. Jeessuuss.... it was hard to watch really, but I wanted to see how it ended ! Haha not worth it. Bc there's like no plot so of course it'd end like that. Well I mean there was a story but... I don't know. Very linear. And also all over the place lol. But... I didn't know the s*x scenes were reeeaall ???!! 😳😳 I NEED TO LIE DOWN. WHAT DID I WITNESS. I mean like I def saw some d*cks (1) and balls, but I thought it was just preteeend you know! I mean except for one scene that I kinda ~knew it was "real", I thought maybe "it's just the angle that makes it look real. ...right?" But NOW. (I could give you a hint but...uugggh). Anyway... I'm going to lie down while watching some anime bc I need to gaslight my brain this movie doesn't exist. Again. Good day ma'am 🍒

lmaooooooo, I will never let this movie fade into obscurity, it's gun's best work 😂 HAHAHAHA sorry if you didn't know for the sex scenes! tbf there's one scene where someone very obviously gives a bj to a random guy sooooo... yeah! and also the fact that it was nominated to the berlin p*rn festival, I think it tells us everything we need to know before the movie has even started :'))) honestly the prequel to it called bittersweet chocolate is still very weird but much less sexual & all over the place. it also features gun more prominently, and I'm really surprised he accepted to be in the sequel & have a scene where he walks in on a woman pleasuring herself AFTER he got famous! honestly gun balls of steel, I genuinely gained more respect for him after watching that movie lmao

xxx

[narrie]

like why in the world did they try to make him a non-toxic king when he was very much that? 😭 didn't watch mp so can't say anything except that he shouldn’t have done it in the first place

i think the writing could’ve been better for both but don’t really see how anybody could watch dwd and think jack is not toxic? the ending was basically showing him taking away alices agency, gaslighting her, and literally putting her in a simulation. he was a dumbass and franks professional dickrider but not non toxic. his role fit , Katie’s writing just lacked here overall. you didn’t watch mp but i feel like it’s the same. the writing lacked and his acting was just not great in comparison to the rest of the cast. i feel like delving deeper into tom and patricks lives while Patrick was in prison would’ve been more interesting but yeah harry definitely needs more acting lessons before he dies anymore acting in the future

nowhere did i say jack wasn't toxic, i said they tried to make him a non-toxic king lmao like the whole apron bit and ofc him always pleasuring her and "no men come in this movie" thing - these were direct choices that were made with the intention to make him non-toxic, like olivia would not stop talking about it, but these choices made lich rally no sense whatsoever for this movie or his role????? jack was CLEARLY very toxic and evil but it just didn't hit, like almost everyone came out of that movie and was like "wait i'd love to live in that simulation actually, sign me up" 😭 like obvs she was being held there without her consent etc but the initial script was WAY more sinister, they cut it back too much to the point where it was barely a psychological thriller rip i also do think harry wasn't fit for the part, like yeah shia also should've never been cast in the first place but he def would've fit the bill more

[wendytestabrat]

kyle thinks cartman is a good leader

kyle thinks cartman is a good leader. PERIOD. IT’S CANON ACCEPT IT. why do you think he always chooses cartman’s side when the group splits up or when stan & cartman get into an argument like in TFBW and the black friday trilogy? literally kyle went so fucking far simping for cartman in the black friday trilogy that he betrayed stan and their friendship when he believed some dumbass lie cartman told him that stan’s dad was working for the mall to help the ps4 side get in when stan didn’t even know randy was working at the mall LMAOOO. stan was so fucking pissed at kyle for getting him grounded or whatever tf happened i don’t remember that when kyle came over to try to kiss and make up (i mean ofc it was a stupid gaslighting apology where he took 0 responsibility for his actions bc kyle can’t admit when he’s wrong also like the time when he ‘apologized’ to ike after nuking canada) stan was so fucking mad and just wanted kyle to leave and had his mom come to get rid of him bc kyle STILL kept trying to justify why he was right and why XBOXes are better and shit LMAOO. anyways i went on a tangent i forgot where i was going with this but yeah it’s def shown kyle looks up to cartman for his leadership abilities and trusts him way more to come up with ideas and plans than he does with stan. like this is also why kyle is highkey jealous of cartman too for his confidence and ability to take charge of situations. like it’s def been shown the entire group relies on cartman for help a lot to come up with some plan or some shit but kyle does this the most out of any of the other boys LOL member when kyle went to cartman for help with getting him more friends on facebook? member when he turned to cartman for help to stop butters from his whole wieners out thing? i also loved in “faith hilling” (also an episode where kyle takes cartman’s side) when kyle fucking yelled at stan and was like “I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEETING US AT CARTMAN’S HOUSE” BWAHAHAH even in the streaming wars when they were making the boats the first thing kyle thinks of and asks stan “are we gonna get cartman to help?” this is also why kyle simped so hard in the crack baby episode, bc cartman was being chad-like running the crack baby basketball business. like literally kyle relies on cartman so much for everything and needs him for shit another good example is in the episode “mexican joker” ik kyle was PISSED at cartman for getting him sent to a detention center but lets face it, i’m sure kyle was secretly relieved to have cartman get locked up there too bc i doubt kyle would’ve been able to come up with a plan to escape on his own without cartman’s help LMAO. before kyle was just moping around and bitching and not doing anything about it but then when cartman was there and cartman gave that whole speech about how sorry he was and how he knows kyle is extra sensitive about it bc he’s jewish this motivated kyle and gave him the idea to have everyone in the center pretend to be jews so that was when he asked cartman to go get some aluminum foil and scissors so they could make yarmulkes. i mean literally all the other kids just ignore cartman and think he’s a loser so that’s why they don’t rlly care as much when he does shit or insults them bc they look down on him. the reason why kyle gets way more obsessive about cartman than anyone else is bc he actually does look up to cartman in many ways so it cuts deep when cartman insults him. that’s why even when cartman will say something completely ridiculous or downright make shit up kyle will take it way too seriously bc he thinks cartman has some kind of authority on these topics for some reason LOL like the time kyle went to see the passion after cartman kept talking about it or tried to look up and find out if a jewpacabra rlly exists.

[solarsynthm]

some thoughts on the gavin brothers and their relationship as brothers

because i am starved of content due to capcom LOCKING them away forever

First off I want to clarify that maybe there’s a little bit of bias from my end, I really like Klavier and really dislike Kristoph, so if you like Kristoph/kin him or anything, maybe like, avoid the negativity in this post /lh

yeah no my view on the brother's relationship was def some very good moments but i dont think that kristoph ever truly "loved" klavier as a brother. at first before klavier could even understand what was going on i think kris was so angry and upset and hateful to him but like, faked it? but as time went on he became more neutral on his presence and, admittedly, still faked shit, but it was easier becaues there was less hatred. Klavier was a tool to him, and the only time he got angry or slightly annoyed is when klavier didn't do something within his control or like, the final trial where he was like "You're spinning out of control!" which pretty much meant, get a hold of yourself and do like i say! i am losing control of you

i do think that there were some healthy moments though, like i said, like if klavier had a bad nightmare kristoph was the one there to comfort him because god knows their parents didn't do anything remotely close to parenting (at least in my hc) but there were some other moments where there was blatient gaslighting to a fucking 10 year old because one of them broke a plant (most likely kristoph) or was intimidating because the motherfucker wanted a piece of their chicken (kristoph)

that's my hot take my two cents; i do not think there was any . like. you know. bad bad stuff it was just manipulation and mean Because um, i think that there wasn't really anything that was genuine... i think that kristoph hated the shit out of klavier and then saw him as a tool rather than a brother, because that's what kristoph... does

He uses people to his will, and isn't afraid to just kill people to cover up the bad shit he did.

Spoilers for AA4 ahead - beware

First, he forged evidence to get phoenix out of court.

Then, tried to kill the dude who made the fraud evidence via stamp after he was done being of use to kristoph 

Then, used and manipulated his brother into thinking Phoenix was the bad guy, and tipped him off about the "evidence" 

After that, he killed 'shadi smith' aka magician motherfucker aka trucy’s biological dad who went into hiding because of the og case because he had a connection to kristoph and the crime 

And finally, started to get angry when klavier began to rebel in court against him and his control because his useful tool was no longer able to be controlled

And, to be honest, I don’t think Kristoph has any regret at all for anything he did. He doesn’t fucking care about how he just blatiently ruined MULTIPLE people’s lives, straight up gave them trauma and he Does Not Care

Despite all the hatred I hold for this ONE CHARACTER, I do find him extremely interesting, and his psyche interests me incredibly deeply. Also he’s a great catalyst for angst or hurt/comfort shit with Klavier LMAO

anyways thanks for coming to my tedtalk

[scoups4lyfe]

I have already seen the first episode of Vail special. We could say that having a terrible boss/mentor is a Karizaki's family trait.

I’m going to have to watch the second episode before I form an option cause honeyyyy, Daddy-Karizaki truly is that person who says one thing but then does not a single thing to change his toxic behavior (LOL!)

Like yeah the boss is one horndog mfer for the suffering of others through science (Lmao sheeeeeeeesh) but girlllllllll

🤡

Daddy still walked into Junpei’s room (pre-battle) to gaslight, mansplain, and

M a n I p u l a T e

Like oh no, homie.

With George at least you know he’s a bastard. Dude doesn’t pretend to be anything else. In fact if you said “he’s just some guy” George would laugh in your face after scoffing, says he doesn’t like you and then deprive you of any sweet sweet suite upgrades.

But Daddy-Karazaki?

That dude is the true mfer. He comes off as a guilty human, someone that cares, and yet that fake a$$ still out here not learning from his mistakes

This dude was playing Ikki like he’s Junpei Jr.

Used him as an experiment by giving him the Rolling Stamp, found the Vikki combo amusing LOL until Vikki started going out of control, which caused him to send out the goons to TAZE Ikki, and lock him up in a dank asf room, cuff and chained.

That sound familiar?

Literally some of this stuff is like

✨ Direct Parallels ✨

(lmao)

And boss wise? Homieeee, all I know about Daddy’s relationship with his boss-man is that they’re 100% fking (there’s no doubt in my mind.)

LOL!

Not that George can’t or doesn’t have that relationship with his own boss, buuut since I’ve theorized George was raised by Davy-Jones bitjazz if that was happening then there’s a whole whammy of lines being crossed there, honey.

Like not even Dr. Phil would be equipped to handle THAT mess.

Now again, even if George isn’t sleeping with the Director, everybody and their mother knows he’s def been sleeping with any and all of the other men out in authorial positions within his vicinity. He just can’t help himself. He just sees a slightly older man with any kind of power and it’s like Winnie-the-Pooh in a 🍯 honey-factory. AKA

A series of bad life descisions.

(But we’re not here to talk about George’s bad life decisions, because then we’d be dead before this is even posted 🤷)

Anyway the point is — I think George is in an even more powerless position at Fenix than his father was at NOAH.

And yet out of the two of them, I still think George is more trustworthy.

Like I am serious as sh#t when I say that I’d trust Daddy-Karizaki only as far as I can throw him 👻

and I can barely walk two steps without fainting, so 🏃🙈😔👀🤠🤙👻

[inkykeiji]

ok wait in addition to 🎀anon's last ask how do you think touya and shiggy would react to a brat/tsudere cause im am 100% one of the bitches that bullies the person i like cause ion wanna admit i like them- (you dont have to answer this but like i just thought about it and wanted to share cause like ????? idk man)

oh my fuCKING GOD aaaaaah hmmm i had to think on this for a lil because i am soooo not a tsundere BUT I AM A BRAT 😈😈 seriously ask dabi he’ll tell you

okay with shigaraki i think he would be fucking annoyed—he would absolutely not play your little games and i think eventually he’d literally fuck a confession out of you oop 🙊🙊 they both have tempers but tomura has like, ZERO patience with anything, and he values honesty a lot (ie being all nah wtf is ur real name and dabi being all omfg i’ll tell u when u need to know it shut up and then tomura being all nah i dont want these ones send them BACK). tomura, at heart, is also a fucking brat, which means he knows exactly how to deal with a brat. he’d have a very ‘no nonsense’ attitude towards the whole thing; either you wanna be with him or you don’t, stop playing around. TOMURA HANDLING A BRAT RUNS THROUGH MY MIND 24/7 OBV but god he’d be so harsh, you’d never ever ever be able to get out of punishments and it’s very easy to set him off or to break one of his ‘rules’. def a lil sadistic and enjoys punishing u for being a brat, it’s quite the powertrip for king brat himself <33

OKAY NOW dabi ohhhh dabi would find it hilarious. like you’d unconsciously do something that indicates your feelings, and he’d teasingly press u about it, and then when you bristle and deny it he’d just laugh and shake his head like yeah, alright sweetheart, keep telling yourself that. i’ll be here when u need me type thing. if it goes on for a while, he’d probably find ways to make it more fun for him by beating you at your own game, upping the stakes and borderline gaslighting you tbh. and when you start to seriously doubt yourself, not your feelings for him but yourself and your behaviour, he’d find it absolutely hysterical. he’s so mean i love him so much :( (tw soft dabi: tho if he truly loves u back, and u guys end up in a relationship, he’d tone this down—i dont think it would disappear completely because he’s just v manipulative at heart, but it definitely wouldn’t be as frequent or as intense)

i think dabi would handle brats v similar to shig tbh EXCEPT WORSE LMAO because lbr canon dabi is sadistic as fuck. he’d definitely try and coerce you or manipulate you into breaking rules like 110% no doubt in my mind JUST so he can punish you. v toxic of him >.> HOWEVER i think you’d have just a sliver, just a teeny tiny hint more of a chance of getting out of punishments with dabi than you would with shig. enough pretty batting of ur eyes n promising to suck him off will get u out of more than u think (i’m telling u he’s soft at the center. he rly is. there isnt MUCH softness at his core but it is there, it does exist, it’s just under layers n layers n layers of hard exterior. he’s like one of those giant jawbreakers!!!! the ones u like strain ur tongue licking as u try to get to the bubblegum??? do u know what i’m talking about lmao?????)

[mevekagvain]

Chapter 121 - I hope none of the birds affected by the sleeping gas died from falling from a height, especially if they fell on concrete. I don't think the gas itself would affect the birds but it also very well might since they can't handle as much due to being much smaller animals or from not being able to handle the chemicals used.

Chapter 122 - Shark's expressions are so hideous 🤢

- At least Raizel knows how to be nice by sharing food lmao. Frankenstein beaming like a proud father of a 2-year-old who's doing that is definitely not praxis though.

Chapter 124 - Shark being astounded that nobles care about innocents is amusing. I suppose that aside from the Elders, the Union members think nobles consider other species to be inferior or like cockroaches or toys.

- Although I do find Frankenstein plotting to teach Seira cooking so she can cook for Raizel when he can't extremely funny, I do also find it somewhat disturbing. He's essentially making a teen girl do child labour. Yes she and Regis are imposing on him and I do think they should be doing some manner of chores, but making her cook lavish meals? I also know she's doing it willingly but it still makes me cringe since something being one's choice doesn't negate it being bad. And yes technically she's 'of age' since she's 217, whatever that means since she's still obviously a teen compared to Raizel who actually is an adult going to school with children (which is a whole other can of worms), but aside from her position as clan leader she's very obviously not viewed as an adult by most.

Chapter 125 - On one hand I'd love to get a front row seat to the internal drama within the DA-5 lile M-21 but otoh I don't want to die a painful death or get beaten up.

- So like obviously Seira knows that Raizel and Frankenstein aren't ordinary humans unlike Regis but it is hilarious to think she just told the truth to two men she thinks are frail innocent humans.

Chapter 127 - You'd really think that the Union would be investing more into memory altering drugs but nah. The only ones they have will also fuck your brain up. Really not a good idea when most of your agents/experiments obviously have been administered aforementioned drugs. If it was only used sparingly on civilians I'd get it but it's quite widespread so...

Chapter 128 - As much as Frankenstein complains about the mess the kids make, he enjoys having them over as much as Raizel does. Soft hearted bastard.

Chapter 130 - The girls bandaging M-21 up even as Regis fights has them being smarter than like 90% of other characters in media. They're the real reason he didn't hit the dust immediately smh.

Chapter 132 - I still think the coming of age ceremony has a 50% chance of actually being them ingesting drugs that are the equivalent of stat boosting items in games but also ya know, real world drugs that fuck you up. The other 50% is just them getting much stronger after they turn 200 because their bodies are just like that and it truly is purely ceremonial and a fun tradition like children's day or girl's day or birthdays rather than something that actually affects them.

- Lol Kranz, Regis won't be leaving a corpse if he dies. Purebloods are just special like that. Can you imagine if they did see a pureblood dying? They'd regret killing them so bad.

Chapter 133 - Raizel commanding Frankenstein to stop his experiments is definitely something, like bro maybe he was figuring out electrolysis, not like you know what he was doing. Plus it's not like Frankenstein listened completely. Man has a lab under his house and it wasn't built after Raizel woke. I guess he only stopped modification experiements on others and only did checkups on himself but didn't stop experimenting for other stuff like idk, better fertiliser.

- Kinda amazing Takeo didn't get stabbed in the heart.

Chapter 137 - I know it's just because Gejutel likely explained the lord's powers to him but the idea that Regis knows what a blood field is because Raskreia does demonstrations to entertain little kids is making me giggle.

Chapter 140 - So the Union only came upon Frankenstein's research 540 years ago... that's only 40 years before Raskreia became lord. Interesting.

- Ah yes... the classic joke of Tao not teaching Takeo korean properly. It's also very amusing envisioning Tao teaching the DA-5 members korean.

- ARIS ARIS ARIS. God she looks adorbs. Also I love her referring to DA-5 as 'my children' and 'my babies'. Aris >>> all other scientists. Amd hi Yuri :)

Chapter 141 - Yuri listening to Aris insulting Crombel repeatedly,,, he probably enjoys every aspect of it from knowing she's not aware he's his underling to being able to hear someone insult Crombel.

- Once again union members don't know jack shit. They think werewolves are extinct while Maduke and Lunark are literally Elders 😭🤡😭

- Werewolves having a small population never made sense to me even with the whole thing about them not having mind control and thus keeping away from humans secretly since even civilians are stronger than humans on average but like why tf would wolves have such a low reproduction rate? And that's why I hc that 90% of them are just homosexual.

Chapter 142 - D doesn't consume your lifeforce bro. That's just the drugs causing heavy strain on the body, etc etc. The rest of your explanation was fine but talking about lifeforce or vitality makes no sense.

- We all know Yuri's smart but the fact that he tries to get Frankenstein as a subject by scouting him first is very clever. It's believable too since Frankenstein is supposed to be quite handsome.

Chapter 144 - Well we don't know of Crombel microchips his Assassination Squad but Aris canonically microchips her experiments 🤣

Chapter 147 - Okay but this panel... she's hot. I'd let her dissect me <3

- If this was some other media I'd talk about the symbolism of the attack looking like a rapier and go on for a paragraph but this is Noblesse so it's obviously just a coincidence lmao.

- "A living robot" so like... a cyborg.

Chapter 148 - Yuri getting pissed at being attacked and retaliating but pretending it was him being loyal to Aris... Love it. Also he must be really confused as to who tf Frankenstein is since as one of Crombel's most important lackeys he'd definitely know about such a powerful experiment under him if they existed and thus unlike Aris knows that he's not been sent by Crombel.

Chapter 149 - Yup def confused, especially when he realises Frankenstein's power is like Crombel's.

Chapter 150 - Girlboss,,, also it's been years and I'm still wondering... why is her outfit like that? Neon genesis evangelion girlboss does have a ring to it though.

- Ah yes, Taivra time.

Chapter 151 - Okay yeah I feel so bad for Takeo but also Aris is so good at manipulating him and and and iwi. The fact that she can cry on command though... impressive.

- "From the beginning you were an only child. That's why I got you to experiment on." Okay cool time to ignore that again for my own amusement of having all of noblesse's named modified human women be related to Takeo.

- Okay I'm obsessed with strawberry milk myself but strawberries do not taste anywhere near that good. Not even the sweet ones.

Chapter 153 - Yeah no I don't agree that Takeo losing his will to live is an insult to your comrades M-21. You could have said all that in a gentler way. Just because Takeo was luckier than you experiment wise doesn't mean you get to be so rude.

Chapter 154 - M-21 misleading Tao and Takeo to thinking he's being experimented on and then turning around to laugh at them when they find out it's just ramyeon... mood.

- I really do wonder what 12th Elder's military medals are for.

Sidenotes - Hammer being smart <3 I honestly didn't remember that part of him and I'm glad he's not given purely negative traits. He's the only reason Shark lived past 2 chapters tbh.

- Truly, D is one of the worst letters of the alphabet to have named the drugs DA-5 uses. The other bad choice would be P. On the opposite end of the spectrum, T would have been a great choice for the irony. Not that it matters since the inspiration for the drug from name to physical transformation is obviously 🍆

- Nobles being so nonchalant about murder is kinda fucked up like yeah they suck but you can't just kill them??? Lukedonia my beloved your justice system sucks. I do hc they can't just do this in Lukedonia though or to other nobles even if outside of Lukedonia, it's just that the jurisdiction of nobles doesn't apply outside of Lukedonia and they do on some level think of themselves as a superior species so they're fine with just... killing people.

- Aris obsessing over handsome men as experiments and treating them like toys but ignoring women altogether? Not experimenting on women? Gaslight gatekeep girlboss,,, a feministe of our own,,, perhaps even a... lesbienne. But yeah I just love how she acts and I love her and how she interacts with Yuri. And yeah he's cool too.

- Tbh aside from how short the skirts are and the white blazers, the Ye Ran uniform really reminds me of my own school's uniform. The colours are exactly the same. We just didn't have blazers since it was a forever summer tropical country, only jumpers for if it got too cold in the air conditioned rooms. And for some people who grow up in tropical countries... 25°C can be too cold.

[captainshazamerica]

Yeah I don't like brutalia either primarily because talia is out of his league no pun intended (and ahem she's my wife piss off bruce lol) i love that the impact of thier story is Damian!!!hahaaa

I dont ship babs with anyone really I wouldn't mind DinahBabs but I'm not fussed I just don't like her with bruce or any of his kids, they squished her into a relationship with dick and then in animated movie she was with bruce 😨 and I'm not sure if her and jason ever actually got together but he left her a note confessing his love which she never read so? Also Jay kid going after his big bros ex 😅

I dont really like WonderBat for no reason other than it feels so freakin weird to look at like my brain refuses to process it

I'd die for supes/lois harlivy and alfred/tea 😊 I like that you sent spideypool to superhell hahaa

Dickkory is supreme imo they should get married and let live in peace with thier chaotic super kids

Platonic stucky & SuperBat the brotp feels!!!! Just choosing someone and being like that idiot right there is my brother my family and I'd die for them is just ahhhh you're right platonic ships are the best ❤ohh whose your fav ships/otps ? I mean Lee and Ed yeah? I love ed he's such a poor disaster honestly bless him

💖🌼💖🌼💖

LMAO at Talia being out of his league, the pun fits way too much tho 🤣👏🏻"piss off bruce" lmfaoo, get it!😂 I just dont like that some versions have dub con with her and Bruce, puts a yucky taste in my mouth and kinda tainted the whole ship for me tbh. I like versions of her where she isnt like evil lol. Honestly I dont really ship Bruce with anyone, I like the Ace!Bruce headcanon tbh! But lmao yeah that's exactly where I was going going the impact of the ship being damian ahahaha

Yeah I feel like I just dont know Babs well enough (well in canon, I feel like I know Fanon her way more xD she never seems to be in the stuff I watch and read too much) to go full out shipping her with someone, I dont oppose to DickBabs tho and love a good childhood friend to lovers trope, I just havent seen them in canon much. And yeah never actually heard of DinahBabs, again I'm not opposed to it but I honestly dont know Dinah well enough to ship her with anyone other than canon tbh. Wait which animated movie with babs with bruce?! I for some reason dont remember that?! I know she was Jim's wife in Gotham by Gaslight (hate that but like the movie, especially the street rat Robin's all together omg). But like I can actually see her and Jason a bit, I need to look into that more. Omg he did? Which comics???he is so dramatic tho, he freaking would leave a damn love letter 🤣that's so jason tho to go after his brother's ex too😂👏🏻

Omg SAME ABOUT WONDERBAT, omg, like that's my EXACT feelings towards it! For some weird reason it makes me brain go Huh? But I cant pinpoint why! I mean, she also is too good for him/out of his league lmao

So confession, I've never liked Supes that much at all and only recently started to come around after diving so deep into the Bat and titans world xD So I dont have a huge connection/seen Supes/Lois in much but I do think they are very cute, I just need to watch and read more of them! And Harlivy is iconic man. And are you even a batfan if you dont love Alfred and tea?! Gosh I would die for alfred tbh, he is too freaking pure for this world. That bats would be NOWHERE without alfred man

Lmao about me sending spideypool to superhell 🤣 like listen,there arent too many pop ships I would send there but they are one of them man xD On top of the fact I think of Peter as a high schooler and Wade way older, not to mention wade would corrupt that poor child, the whole ship just gives off Cursed vibes to me man🤣🤣🤣

Bro I need to read more of Dickkory cause while I dont like oppose, i just feel pretty neutral! What makes them supreme to you? Win me over Batanon!! Like I wanna go hard for it but again I guess I just havent read enough of them?(tho again, I LOVE the IG Teen Titans version of the ship!)

Dude YES to platonic stucky and sueprbats!!!! I rarely see them get platonic love in the fandoms!(tho platonic superbats gets more than platonic stucky it seems). But YES! Amen to what you said! I also am an only child so I kinda love any found family sibling vibes, especially bros.

Lmao you know me so well, def Nygmakins (Lee x Ed) is like my otp(he truly is a mess and needs her to stay in line man, Oswald is too much of a mess as well xD ) and I love how she is helping him fight his inner demons type trope and they are both like morally grey at that point in time and the chemistry and ah!

But also, Bbrae (Beast Boy x Raven (in all forms), DamiRae(Damian x Raven(especially in Justice Leauge Dark Apokalypse war), YJ Artemis x Wally (cant think of the ship name at the moment ), and most recently Jaytemis(Jason x Artemis, dif Artemis, this one is an Amazonian Bi queeeen )