Episode 94 Transcript: Went Into a Weird Trans
G: Hello! It's Grey.
C: Hello! It's Crystal.
G: And this is Busty Asian Beauties, a Supernatural commentary podcast where I, someone who's seen this show many, many times-
C: And I, someone who only knows about the show through social media, discuss every single episode of Supernatural from start to finish. Also, we are both Asian.
G: Both Asian. For today's episode we will be discussing Season 5 Episode 12, “Swap Meat,” written by Julie Siege, Rebecca Dessertine, and Harvey Fedor. Very many people. [C: That’s a lot of people.] Written by Julie Siege, directed by Robert Singer.
G: This is a Robert Singer episode! I didn't even notice.
C: Yeah, he didn't really have many zooms.
G: Yeah. I do think the directing of this episode was pretty fun. It’s nice, good for them.
C: Yeah. Okay. Dessertine works as an assistant to Eric Kripke and this is her only episode.
G: This episode, I did like it.
C: It was fine.
G: It was fine. It was not bad, it was-
C: I would say it was bad-fine more than good-fine, for me personally, but honestly, I was just so stuck on how Dean didn't realize it was Sam, or it was not Sam, for that long, I just couldn't. It was hard to suspend my disbelief.
G: I think what it is is there's a “fine not fine” line. “Good not good” line. And then there's an “enjoyed it didn't enjoy it” line. And for those three lines I would say that it’s closer to fine more than not fine, closer to bad than good, but very much in the “I enjoyed it” category.
C: Yeah, okay, I think on the first two I would agree with you, and then on the last one, I think I didn't enjoy it that much.
G: As in you didn't enjoy it at all, or not that much? What's the-
C: It was fine on the enjoyment scale.
G: Okay, yeah. I enjoyed it, I think because I just haven't watched Supernatural in a while. And I was like, “We're back, baby.”
C: Yeah, we are indeed
G: We are back. The last time we watched an episode was three weeks ago. So- I like Supernatural. Who would have thought?
C: [laughs] You say this every episode.
G: I know, but it’s true! It's true. I do actually like Supernatural.
C: Many people would have thunk.
G: Yeah.
C: [laughs] Including your sister's boyfriend.
G: [laughs] Let's not talk about it! [C: Let's not talk about it!] Yeah. But you know, the moment your sister's boyfriend clocks you as watching Supernatural, it could be the worst experience in your life ever, and you just have to live with it. [C: Could be.] Yeah. What did you know about this episode before you started watching it?
C: Just that Sam was gonna body swap with a teen boy who does physics, and he calls him a virgin. Yeah.
G: Which is, you know, that's
G: I think it's a succinct but accurate enough representation of this episode. [C: Fair, yeah.] Yeah. I mean, there's plot stuff that's happening. But the appeal of it is that Sam swaps bodies with a seventeen year old.
C: Yeah, I think I just didn't get into it, because some episodes are only meant to be funny, but it still exists in the larger world of Supernatural. So then I don't know where to place this in the canonicity of it.
G: You think this isn’t canon, or- what's happening?
C: I think it is canon. It's just hard for me to reconcile it with the rest of canon. Also remember how two weeks ago Lucifer literally raised Death? [G laughs] Are we gonna get back to that? [G: Yeah.] Does that not change anything about the state of the world?
G: It's so funny later on when Gary was in Sam’s body, and Dean hasn't clocked it yet. He was like, “Oh, the plan! And what's gonna make me feel better is kicking some ass!” [C laughs] And I was like, even Gary [C: Just like in Supernatural post.] has subscribed fully to this belief system, good on him. [C: Yeah.] I think I understand what you mean that this is difficult to reconcile yet with the canon of the show, because it doesn't feel like it fits. Yeah, it does feel like something that they just made up. And I know everything is made up in a TV show like Supernatural. [C: But they especially made it up.] This especially, it feels kind of fanficcy, in a way? But not like that kind of fanficcy, more like somebody just had a “wouldn’t it be so funny if” and then they did it.
C: Yeah, it was based around [G: A concept.] a fun scenario for a case, and I don't know if it's particularly grounded in the rest of the happenings of Season 5, or even Sam and Dean's characterization.
G: That is fascinating to think about, because there are definitely episodes that are concept episodes but feel real. [C: Yeah, like “What Is And Never Should Be.”] Like “It’s A Terrible Life,” it's a concept episode, “What Is And Never Should Be,” which I've been thinking about, because our next episode is I don't know if you know, it's “The Song Remains the Same.” [C: Oh, nice!] So I've been thinking a lot about the other Mary episodes, and the other Led Zeppelin long title episodes when I was pondering over that. This one doesn't feel that real? But sometimes Supernatural does that, I feel, and I forget about it promptly.
C: Yeah, it’s just wild that “The Real Ghostbusters” felt like a real episode, and this one doesn't.
G: Yeah, I don't know what it is. I feel like this one actually feels like such a late Supernatural episode. Because this is like the kind of shenanigans they get up to over there. [C: Yeah, it’s just a romp. Especially with the way that the side characters do actually feel like they're there. They're given screen time, they're given motivations, or whatever. It feels closer to what Supernatural becomes later on. You're right. This is an odd episode in that way. I think maybe that's a little bit of the reason why I enjoyed it. Because it's like, “Oh, they’re trying something new. Yeah.
C: Yeah. And I hate new things.
G: Yeah. And it's okay. So we start the episode, no “Then” sequence. Nothing has ever happened before in Supernatural.
C: I mean, it doesn't feel connected to anything that's happened before in Supernatural, so this tracks.
G: Yeah. Yeah. And, well, there's a lady sitting in the bar.
C: Yeah. And we're not gonna say what her name is [G laughs] cause that's she's not allowed to have it.
G: I loved it!
C: She hasn’t done anything wrong. She's just not allowed to have it, that’s my name.
G: Love it. Yeah. Do you hate when characters have your name?
C: Yes, I hate it. I hate it so much, sorry to that perfectly nice girl in Yellowjackets, but thank God Misty pushed her off a cliff so I didn't have to hear her name anymore.
G: [laughs] Yeah. Well, nobody is named Grey anywhere pretty much.
C: Yeah. Except the internet, there’s a lot of people named Grey.
G: Well, yes. But my old name-
C: [laughs] Are we doing the reveal now?
G: [laughs] But it is pretty funny, isn't it?
C: It is pretty funny. If you hadn’t changed this name, this scene would be so funny.
G: Yeah, so like, my other name is Sam. [C laughs] That's hilarious to me, so I don't know, I think I just got immune from being uncomfortable when a fictional character has my name. [C: Yeah, because many have your name.] Because many have my name, and also I was a Supernatural fan for most of the time that I was named Sam. [C: Right.] And Sam Winchester is literally on my screen. So, it's fine. [C: True.] I mean, can I say the story of how, when I first started getting into the Supernatural fandom, and I have my pronouns he/him, I'm trans, people know it, and they just assume that I changed my name to be like Sam Winchester for real [C: Yes!] which is so embarrassing! [laughs] Maybe that's the reason why I changed my name, honestly. People thinking that I change my name to Sam to fit Sam, it's like, well, why are we doing this?
C: Exactly, your name should have been Charlie. [G: It literally should’ve!] After another Supernatural character.
G: Exactly. Instead my name is Grey, short for Gregory House, M.D.
C: The M.D. is part of the name.
G: [laughs] Yeah, it truly is.
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G: Sam- or, well, “Sam,” quote unquote. [C: Yeah. Someone who we think is Sam right now.] Yeah, walks into the bar and sits beside this lady, but not in a “he's trying to hit her up” way. He doesn't give a shit. He is buying drinks. He's been buying a-
C: “banana daiquiri, my good man.”
G: Yeah, banana daiquiri, and he does this whole thing where he lifts up his ID to be like, “Look, I'm 26.” And then you look at Sam Winchester's hairline, and you're like, “I can guess.” [G and C laugh] I'm so sorry, that's so mean! But he doesn't look young, is what I'm trying to say. Crystal, the lady in this episode-
C: No, that's not her name. [G laughs] That's just a random woman who never had a name. But yes.
G: This lady is telling Sam- but has already introduced himself as Gary at this point- that he is “a stunning-looking man,” and he goes, “I know, right?” [laughs] I actually really love the way they style Sam's hair this scene, or Jared's hair, I guess, this scene, because it looks shorter, I guess? And we have talked about how Sam has bangs and a bit shorter of a crop when they're trying to make him look younger and more harmless. And when they're trying to be like, “Oh, he's a terrifying sexual behemoth,” or whatever [C laughs] his hair is longer, and he doesn't have any bangs, and his sideburns have a thing going for them. And in this one, when he is Sam, he does look like Sam with normal hair length and the normal bang situation for Sam Winchester in Season 5. But when he is Gary, they change it up just a little bit. So you know that something's different. And Jared, I think he's having a good time doing this performance. Recently, there's this post on somewhere. I think I'll reblog it-
C: Oh, god, yeah, the one where he was basically sexually harassing DJ Qualls the entire time he was on set?
G: Yeah, just that entire post, so basically, someone looked up “gay” in Supernatural Wiki to look for something, and then they screenshotted a bunch of things that they found in Supernatural wiki, and I was just struck completely by the fact that these people are actually homophobic, I think. [laughs]
C: [laughs] Incredibly homophobic and misogynistic.
G: And I was thinking about that, and then I remembered I messaged you that one time where I was like, “Oh my God! Literally every single time they were making fun of Sam for being gay because he's a salad eating liberal or something, they weren't actually making fun of him!” They were actually making fun of him. [laughs] It wasn’t like a 5D chess of making fun, they actually were just straight up making fun of him. And I do think about that now, every time Sam- or Jared, here, is acting in a way that's dorky, or whatever, that he’s making fun of this kid, pretty much, and then later on, they have Sam shake a salad, and Dean's like, “Dude. That's gay as hell.” I mean, he doesn’t say “gay as hell,” but you know the implications. [C: Yeah.] And it's like, wow, they really are homophobic in this show. [C: True.] And this isn't even homophobia, what Jared is doing here right now isn't homophobia. He's just making fun of the way teenagers act or something, and the situation is funny in that way.
C: I think he’s making fun of virgins, though.
G: Yeah, but I feel like it does come from the same general direction, doesn’t it?
C: Yeah, there's a lack of masculinity in this kid that is what's being made fun of, I think.
G: Yeah, exactly. So yeah. The lady just keeps on trying to hit him up, but he keeps on missing the mark.
C: I would have backed up, I would have backed down by this point, it seems like he's sending a hint, even though he's not sending a hit, you know?
G: Yeah, just give up. [C: Yeah.] But you know, she's like, “Are you having a good night?” And Gary's like, “Yeah, this is the best night ever.” And she's like, “No, but can we make it any better? Do you wanna get out of here?” And he's like, “Well, I mean, I like this bar, and I just ordered this daiquiri.” [laughs] It's actually pretty funny, honestly. [C: It's really funny.] And then, yeah. Finally, she was like, “No, get out of here with me.” And Gary's like, “Do you mean like- are we talking about sex? Oh, Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you!” [C and G laugh] Amazing. Iconic. [C: Pretty good.] And then off they go. And the camera pans in a certain way, and we see that this is not actually Sam, but a kid, a seventeen-year-old. I did not think he was seventeen at all. I thought he was fifteen. [C: Yeah, he looks younger. Yeah.] But you know, later on.
C: I think the seventeen is on purpose, because the age of consent in Massachusetts is sixteen. But Crystal still did not agree to have sex with a child, she was not aware, and Sam certainly did not agree to have his body used for this purpose, Especially later, when Crystal turns out to be a dominatrix, there's gonna be marks that Sam will come back to. And that's gotta be really upsetting.
G: Yeah. It's always so wild to me that drinking is such a higher [C: Age requirement?] Yeah, alas. And it's actually Gary, a kid.
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C: So we go to 36 hours earlier, and Sam and Dean are at this woman's house. She turns out to be their babysitter, sort of, in that she worked as a maid at a motel that John would often leave Sam and Dean alone at. Apparently, during that time, Sam kept trying to tell her what John was doing, and eventually convinced her that ghosts were real. Which, yeah, how old- Okay, "the summer before sixth grade" is what Sam says.
G: So that's like 12, maybe 11. [C: Yeah.] It's 12, because Sam's in May.
C: Yeah. What grade was he in in "After School Special"?
G: It was eighth grade.
C: It was eighth grade 'cause Dean was a senior? Yeah. Okay. So it's between "Very Supernatural Christmas" and "After School Special."
G: Can I give you a spoiler? [C: Sure.] There's an episode a bit later on, I forget what age Sam is, but it's definitely in between "After School Special" and- what's the other one? And "A Very Supernatural Christmas." Sam has short hair in that. [C: No!] Like, cropped to the scalp.
C: What did John do to him?
G: I was like- I forgot about that episode, and it is also fascinating to me because that episode- I'll just spoil it. It's the one with Sully, the imaginary friend. [C: Oh, cute, yeah.] Which is like, you know, a significant Sam episode, but I very rarely see it in, like, compilation of kid Sam stuff [C: Because he has short hair!] because it looks so different because his hair is cropped to his head. But yeah, I think during this time, that was like, the Sam that we're supposed to imagine. Short-haired Sam.
C: Wow! What a different man that is.
G: I know! And part of the plot of that episode was he wanted to go hunting with Dean and John. [C: Hmm.] But they were like, "No, Sam, we just have to leave you in this motel room," and then that's why he was hanging out with Sully a lot, and then eventually, Sully was like, "You should run away." [laughs] [C: Real.] And Sam was like, "Okay, let's do it."
C: Oh, and he has a dog!
G: Yeah, but then Dean calls and was like, "You can come with us now." And Sam was like, "No, but oh, that's so wonderful, because I really want to, like, go hunting with my older brother, who I admire, and my dad, who I think I also admire."
C: Huh. Sorry to that kid.
G: I think there is a throughline between, like, Sam trying to convince their babysitter to be like, "No, but like, my dad really is a hunter, and there really are ghosts!" in combination with that version of Sam who still admired and wanted to be involved with the hunting life in a way, you know?
C: So you're saying that- Okay, 'cause I sort of read this as him acting out, but you think it was more of a like, "my dad's so admirable and cool"?
G: Yeah, because probably, this woman was like, "I can't believe your father is just leaving you behind and being so horrible to you." And Sam would be like, "No, he's not!"
C: "He's a hero!"
G: "[whiny] But he's actually fighting monsters and everything!" That's how I imagine young Sam to speak. [both laugh]
C: I mean, you've watched the episode. Is that what his voice sounds like?
G: It should have been. They should have hired that kid, and then hired me to do a voiceover, like a dub [C laughing] of the kid speaking.
C: So true. Okay, yeah. I can see that. I guess I viewed it either as him acting out or just him being a lonely kid, but I think your thing makes sense, like, logically.
G: They did not, like, follow through with this fucking case at all. [laughs] Honestly, kind of hilarious.
C: Yeah, I mean, they burned the body. It's over.
G: I mean, they did. They did. And they, you know, saved the family and the kid or whatever it is that they did. But it is pretty funny that, like, this is the first time we see them.
C: We never see them again, yeah.
G: And it's just to introduce the concept of [C: Of Lisa.] "Man, yeah, what if there is a family that, you know, we get to live with, and a wife and some kids? Settle down, blah blah blah." [both laugh] Nobody should settle down or get married. [laughs]
C: This is true, we should make all marriage illegal, but yeah.
G: Yeah. That's not true. So sorry to everyone who is happily married. But people who are unhappily married, you're welcome. [C laughing]
C: Anyway. But yeah, I think this is a good example of, I guess, first, like, a family that knows about monsters but doesn't feel the need to become hunters.
G: Yeah, and they seem well-adjusted.
C: I think it's because it's a woman that learned about it first, and not a man. I think if it was a man, it would have been like, "He has to be a hunter."
G: Yeah. You think so?
C: Yeah, they seem well adjusted, and they were able to reach out to Sam and Dean [G: Yeah.] as soon as they were like, "This might be a ghost," and that's helpful. If only more people knew.
G: Yeah. And, you know, as Dean says earlier, like, they don't seem consumed by it the way, you know, I don't know, you would normally expect in a TV show like Supernatural. Because, you know, later on, Jody and Donna, these are people who know about the life, and they are a little bit consumed by it! Like, I mean, they have lives, like, they have a job. They're cops. [sighs] Horrible! Maybe they should-
C: They should have just been more- they should have been more consumed by it. [both laugh]
G: No, but like, you know, I think this is a very different dynamic with hunting that this woman has. [C: Yeah.] Women further in the show that we meet and have a similar happenstance with hunting.
C: Yeah, I think it's because they were already cops, it's like, they have the skills or whatever to do murder. [G: Yeah.] Blah blah blah, this is a template for how Dean could eventually be happy with the domestic life, knowing about ghosts but not really doing any active hunting, blah blah blah.
G: I did not even connect that dot, like, at all.
C: Oh, yeah, I mean, they do do a lot of dot connecting, though.
G: Yeah, it's just, you know, to introduce the idea that "What if we have a domestic life, with women?" [both laugh]
C: With women.
G: I don't wanna sound that dismissive, like, I understand what they're trying to do, but Supernatural is the one who's dismissive, not me.
C: [laughs] Yeah. And it's just- the Lisa thing is so ridiculous. Every single time they have a long-term relationship with a woman, it's ridiculous to me. It's just wild to me that like, Lisa would be single when Dean went back, you know what I mean? [laughs] [G: Yeah.] Like, if she wanted a relationship, she would be in a relationship, due to how she's like, hot and somehow the most well paid yoga instructor of all time, owning her own house.
G: Yeah, this is why, when it was Sam's turn, they made her a military wife of a dead guy.
C: Exactly, like, that was realistic. And I don't know what was going on with Daphne, [laughs] but like, you know, if you're willing to marry a naked man in the woods, all power to you.
G: Yeah, and be a religious whatever whatever with him.
C: Yeah, this isn't to hate on Lisa. She's allowed to have, like, bad taste in men, I think the writers just-
G: Yeah, but the thing is Supernatural doesn't frame it that way, is the thing. [C: Yeah.] And I will reserve my judgment over Lisa because I feel like, you know, she has been quite hated in the fandom from every single direction of hatred, so like, I just would rather see first, if that is the case.
C: You've watched the show!
G: [laughs] But not with a critical mindset! [C: Fair.] I would just watch. I mean, I don't really remember much about Lisa, honestly.
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C: She has this kid, Katie. There was a poltergeist who attacked her two nights ago and cut the words "murdered child" into her stomach, and it's quite miserable to look at.
G: Wild! I was surprised by it. I did not expect it at all. [laughs] [C: Yeah.] Like, the carving on this abdomen. Like, that's pretty wild.
C: It's pretty visceral, yeah.
G: I mean in Season 11. They do a version of this [laughs] that is so ungodly funny.
C: [laughs] The "I am coming" one?
G: Yeah, with Cas. [both laughing] They carve it in his chest. [C: Yeah.] Shave your chest, father of two.
C: But yeah, Sam and Dean are like, "We got this. You get out of town."
G: [Southern accent] Get out of town.
C: So they're now at a diner, and Gary, the kid that we saw was in Sam's body earlier, is working there, and there's this bit where Gary's really judgmental over how, like, on top of, like, burger and fries, there was a Health Quake Salad Shake that was ordered.
G: He's judgmental about the salad, yeah.
C: Yeah. And then, like, when Sam, like, gets the salad shake, he put dressing in it and then starts shaking the bottle. And Dean-
G: [laughs] I kind of get it.
C: Really?
G: The thing is, I am a salad shaker. I love to shake a salad. But like, anytime anybody else around me is shaking a salad, I'm like, "You are the most pretentious person alive on Earth. Like, why are you doing this?"
C: The dressing needs to be evenly distributed!
G: I know! I know because I do it, and I love doing it! [laughing] But when other people do it, I also become the most judgmental person in the world. But like, I don't think that's what Dean is doing here. I think Dean's is coming from a different place.
C: Yeah, 'cause "You shake it up, baby." But I think he's, yeah, he's just coming from a "stop drawing attention to the fact that you're eating gay food for gay people." [laughs] [G: Yeah.] Sam would love shaking boba.
G: We never even see them drink milk tea ever in the show! [C: It's true.] Do we ever see them eat anything other than like, [C: Burgers? And salad.] burgers, fries, salad.
C: They eat chicken when they go to dinner at Jody's.
G: Yeah, but that's like, a big deal, because eating chicken is gay [laughs] according to Supernatural, I think. But not roasted chicken.
C: I think it's more like they got a home-cooked meal for the first time in their lives, blah blah blah. They eat Spaghetti-O's as children.
G: Sam's served soup- Dean serves him soup.
C: Yes, the soup scene, when he's in the green blankie.
G: Cas eats PB&J.
C: True, and burritos.
G: [laughs] "Ethnic food." [C: God.] I mean, everybody has said that, like, it's wild that Cas, angel of the Lord, [C: Yeah, is racist.] has a distinction about ethnic food or whatever it is. It is also just wild to me that like, if you are going to classify things as ethnic food or whatever, [laughs] that like, American-style burritos are [both laugh] what you would define it as. I don't know. It's wild.
C: Yeah. Dean chokes on tacos and sausages in "Mystery Spot."
G: This is true! He eats one sausage.
C: They eat pancakes and things. [G: Yeah. Pancakes!] But yeah, burger is sort of the main thing. Dean in "The Curious Case" was like, "I'm gonna take care of my health now," but I guess he changed his mind immediately.
G: He had a bagel. Yeah. In "It's a Terrible Life." [both laugh] Are bagels also considered gay? [C, laughing: I think so?] People will do anything! This show is so stupid. [C laughs]
C: Dean says that Donna looks pretty good, which Sam interprets it as wanting to fuck their babysitter, which apparently Dean wanted way back when as well. But no, he meant it in terms of like, "I think that I should get it settled down with a hot woman."
G: It is kind of wild to me that, like, you know, people think of settling down as getting married and then having kids. [C: Mm-hm.] I feel like that's just a cultural- not cultural. Generational distinction that I think you and I, people our age will just never understand, maybe.
C: What do you view as settling down?
G: I don't think I ever thought about it. [laughs] [C: Yeah.] Like, I think settling down is having a nice job. [laughs] Like, when I'm secure in my career, I'm settled down.
C: Yeah, settling down is just like, having a house, or an apartment where you know you can pay the rent every month or whatever. I think I view it more as, like, a geographical consistency thing.
G: Yeah, like, "I've stayed in this town or city or whatever for a set amount of time, and I will continue to do so, and I've dedicated my life to being a citizen." Like, that's settling down.
C: Right. "Like, I intend to continue working a job here, probably the same one as the one I have."
G: Yeah, like, my 10 Year Plan involves being in the same place. That's settling down. But like, you know, like, it was, like, mother's day recently, so I've been looking at people posting stuff, people talking about motherhood, and it is fascinating to see that, like, you know, our mothers and the ones before them, like, did see it as like, part of the path of your life. You're just supposed to marry, and you're just supposed to have kids. And it's like, "Why did you want to do it?" Because now, it's like, if you're gonna have kids, [laughs] you've gotta want that shit, I feel like. But like, you know, back then it was just like, "Well, I didn't necessarily want it or not want it. It's just what was you're supposed to do." [C: Yeah.] So I think, given that context-
C: I mean, my mom did want it, I think. But yeah. [G: Yeah.] 'Cause of- [laughing]
G: [laughing] The Chinese laws?
C: Yeah, I mean, I wasn't born in China, but every time me and my sister visited China, people have assumed that we're twins, so that's how we got around it. But it's like, "No, we we were born in the US."
G: Yeah. Given that, I do now have a more forgiving stance whenever Sam and Dean talk about settling down in a way that is like, you know, "You just end up with a woman, and that's settling down." I don't know. Do you know what I mean? Like, [C: Sure, yeah.] I think I've been looking at it from a different lens for a long time.
C: Like, yeah, from a "they feel entitled to like-"
G: A wife, yeah.
C: "- affection from-"
G: From a woman, yeah. But I think I'm beginning to be like, "Well, that's the-"
C: Like, women would also view settling down as having a husband?
G: Yeah, yeah. Or like, that's just a cultural expectation. I think it's still, a lot of the time, especially the way Supernatural deals with it, very, you know, misogynistic, but like, just on a character level, removed from how the show frames it afterwards, like, Sam and Dean thinking of settling down as having a wife. I don't have that kick of like, "Ugh!" whenever they say it anymore.
C: Yeah, that's fair.
G: Wow, we're like, improving and growing and whatever in this multi-year-long podcast. [laughs]
C: Perhaps. One could call that improving and growing.
G: Yeah, not that much. Not that much. [laughs]
C: The case is that apparently, this house, which is old as fuck, it was owned in the 1720s by a guy who hung a woman for witchcraft in his backyard. Dean's so horrible! Sam goes, "That still doesn't explain what 'murdered child' means," and Dean goes, "No, or where the bitch is buried." What did she do wrong? You just learned that she was, like, murdered so horribly.
G: Yeah, well, I think it's like, a continuation of witchcraft being something he hates so much it's unreal.
C: Yeah, but we don't even know for sure that- Like, imagine hearing that a man killed a woman for a witchcraft in the 1720s, and go, like, "He was probably right," you know what I mean?
G: Yeah, yeah. [laughing]
C: [laughing] The stats are not in this guy's favor.
G: I love how prior to this, I was like, "I don't really see Dean's remarks as misogynistic anymore," [both laughing] and then he follows it up with the most misogynistic thing that ever could be said.
C: [laughing] Like, she probably wasn't a witch. If she is, that's like, against the probabilities. But yeah. Unless in the Supernatural verse, all of the Salem witch trial witches were real witches. It's possible that that's like, what's canon for Supernatural. That's fucked up! And the whole time Gary is like, looking at Sam with like, an evil smirk on his face, or whatever. [G: Yeah.] Good for him!
G: I literally, this whole time, was like, "It's because Sam ordered a salad?" Like, [both laugh] what's this about?
C: Real. Huh, okay, wait, we didn't actually talk about Sam saying that it wasn't really his thing anymore. [G: Which what?] The settling down.
G: Ah, yeah. It happens.
C: Yeah, and that's been true since at least Season 4 because he didn't want to go back and say goodbye to Cara. [G laughs] Was Sarah a Season 2 or 1?
G: [laughing] That's such a funny as fuck example. What a wild example!
C: But they make a point of it! [G: They do.] as Sam being like, "What's the point of me going back and saying bye to her?" Was Sarah the last relationship he like, sort of had any hope for? And that was in Season 1?
G: Right now? Like, at this point?
C: Like, just in the show, when was the most recent romantic connection Sam had?
G: No, like, at this point in the show, you mean? [C: Yeah.] I think so. Like, Madison, I guess, but like, she dies immediately, so. [C: That is true.] Sam's not really a romance type, I feel. And when he is, he's so ungodly annoying. Have you noticed that?
C: [laughs] Yeah, like, with Madison, he was definitely very annoying, yes.
G: Yeah. This theme of Sam like, wanting to settle down and stuff, it shows up a lot. By the time the Lisa stuff ends, Dean basically abandons it completely again. Like, that's why it does feel a little bit forced, you know? [C: Yes.] Like, Dean wanting to settle down. Because with Sam, there is a throughline. Like, he wanted to settle down because he wanted, you know, the normalcy, safety, whatever. And then that blew up in his face so so so so bad, and now he's like, "Whatever, man. Who give a shit?" And then the next time he attempts to settle down was because he thought his hunting life was basically over because Dean's dead. [C: Right.] So like, you know, there's complexity there. And then Sam goes back to, like, "Uh, not thinking about it." But it's like, mostly not thinking about it. It's not necessarily a negative on settling down. And he brings it up again on Season 11. And then, you know, we know that he has a romance with Eileen, afterwards [C: Yup.] where he does consider it.
C: Well, does he consider it as a settling down thing, or just like a, "We'll be in a relationship, and also, like, hunt" or whatever whatever?
G: I mean, like, the way Sam words it is, "Settle down with a hunter, somebody who understands the life." So it was, like, still hunting, but like, in a way that is more, you have a home base of, you know, someone like that. And yeah, he says that in "Baby," and in the same season, he meets Eileen! Let's not talk about it. [both laugh] Or let us. Who knows? Well, what I mean is Sam, like, has a journey with it of like, "Oh, if I'm gonna have a relationship, it's only, like, a relationship. No hunting." "Oh, if I'm gonna be a hunter, no relationship at all." And then, like, "Oh, hunting's basically over. I'm gonna go back to a relationship." And then eventually settling down, waffling down to like, "I can have both," which is like, his disposition towards the end. Versus Dean who's basically like, "I'm never gonna settle down!" And then, just for this brief moment, just to accommodate the plot, he goes, "But what if?" [C laughs] And it's like, he's never shown this-
C: I guess you could read this is him reacting to the doctor in "Sam Interrupted" asking him if he's ever had a long-term relationship. Because the doctor was created in his mind, right? [G: He's been thinking about it.] So like, the two things that he sort of viewed as like, wrong with his life is his alcoholism and his lack of a long-term relationship. Like, that's what she starts with.
G: Yeah. And they never acknowledge the alcoholism, but decide to acknowledge this one. [both laugh]
C: That's true. Yeah, I guess so.
G: I mean, I feel like I'm dumbing it down quite a lot with Dean. Like, later on, at the end, I do think that Dean thinks of himself as settled down in a way, with, you know, in "Lebanon."
C: Yeah. The "I have a family" thing.
G: So yeah, I don't know. [laughs] That is pretty funny that like, Dean's like, "I have a family." And Sam's like, "I'm looking for a wife." [laughs] He wasn't. He wasn't. He wasn't. But like, you know what I mean. [C: Yeah.]
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G: Sam and Dean separate. Sam's like, walking down a fucking road, on a call with Dean, and then just normal "tell me about the case" stuff. And as he hangs up, there's a dart that like, hits him right on the neck, and-
C: Yeah. And then he starts mooing like a cow. [laughs]
G: Yeah, falls to the ground, and then when he wakes up, he is in Gary's uniform from the diner. And yeah. It's kind of a fun outfit. It's a fun outfit. [C: Yeah.] And he starts, like, walking, and a sheriff comes up to him in a police car and is like, "Man, your parents are looking for you.- Your family is looking for you. Let's get you back home. It's cold. Your family's worried sick." And he was like, "Uh, my brother called you?" [C laughs] which is a very funny visual, honestly. Like, it's never gonna happen. I understand why Sam was so scandalized, confused, and kind of upset. [C: Yeah.] Yeah, Sam gets into the car and gets let down in a house that is like, you know, normal suburbs. And Gary's parents come down. It's his mom and dad, and his mom's worried. His dad's like, upset with him, because they think he's like, you know, got drunk or did drugs or whatever.
C: [laughs] "Are you smoking drugs." [G: Yeah.] "Don't say that! He is not smoking drugs!" [laughing]
G: I do find the smoking drugs scene quite funny, like, what a wording! [C: It's pretty good.] Yeah. And Sam's like, “Whoa, don't hug me. Who are you? Who's that man? Who are you, lady?”
C: Man. He's annoying sometimes.
G: He truly is. He needs to stop saying “lady” altogether. Let's just ban it. Yeah. [C: Yeah.] There's complexity to the word, like, you can use it in different situations, but with Sam Winchester, you can't, like, at all. You can't.
C: Yeah, yeah. When he, like, in his community theater role gets a part in Much Ado About Nothing, he has to cut that word out every time he addresses a woman.
G: Yeah. Eventually, Sam, like, tries to get back into the car, but as he does, he sees his shadow on the car door. [C: Reflection.] Not shadow. You're right. His reflection [laughs] on the car door, just like Mulan. [C: Yeah.] And he's like, "Who is that... man [both laugh] I see?" Yeah. He was very shocked again, scandalized.
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G: So Sam, or well, Gary is, you know, back in the motel where they are, and he's in Sam's body, and we just see Sam, like, initially, looking at the mirror and like, flexing his muscles. He like, took off his overshirt, so it's just his tee, and it's a gray v-neck. [C: Yeah, it's his gray v-neck.] [laughs] I have this exact shirt! [C: So true.] And it does not wear like that on me whatsoever, but I do have it. [C laughs] And yeah, looks wonderful on Sam. And Gary's just super impressed with his muscles. And Dean walked in to what he thinks is Sam, like, flexing in this mirror, which is so funny!
C: You live in a world of shapeshifters, Dean Winchester!
G: Yeah, it is kind of wild that he did not clock this.
C: Yeah. Like, later, when Sam reverses the Impala into- when Gary reverses the Impala into like, a pile of garbage, I feel like at that point, Dean should have tested some silver on him, at least.
G: Yeah. But like, the reason why Dean suspects is because Sam sleeps with a MILF. [both laugh] When, as we know, he's lactose intolerant! So. What is it with that running gag, that MILFs are really into Sam? [C: I don't know.] Older women in general. I should stop saying MILFs. [C laughs]
C: I don't really know what the gag is.
G: It's just a thing that they do. Because they do do it. It is a thing.
C: Yeah, they do do it.
G: Gary gives Dean some food, but it's like, you know, Dean's usual fare. And Dean starts, like, raising his eyebrow at this a little bit. Gary says, like, “Oh, we need to go, by the way, because the maid saw all the guns, and now they're freaking out!”
They're off, and Gary takes all of the phones and throws them out, I guess. That's a plot point because Sam keeps on trying to contact Dean, and it's not working. And later on, Dean receives the voicemails from his hotel phone. [C: Yeah.] And it's Sam's voice!
C: Yeah. I don't know how that happened...
G: I also don't know how it happened. And also, I'm miffed about Sam's voice being the thing that's used there because I feel like that's such an easy fix. [C: Right.] Just have the Gary actor- [C: The Gary guy say the words.] And it's like, such a small detail that if you do right, it's like, "Oh, that's so fun!" and if you do wrong, it's so obvious and terrible.
C: But also, how did Sam get Dean's motel room?
G: I feel like they went back, or did they?
C: Oh, to the previous one? It's possible.
G: I used the word miffed correctly, by the way. Because I said it. I took a chance. [laughs] And then I googled it afterwards, and it's correct!
C: Proud of you. Congrats!
G: Thank you.
Dean arrives, sets off to leave, but then Gary is, like, "Um, hold on! Can I drive?" [C: God.] And then he does so, and he doesn't know how to.
C: I think he just doesn't know how to drive stick because like, he is 17, so if he wanted to get his license at 16, then he would have learned how to drive some cars, probably just not the Impala.
G: Yeah. Well, why would he volunteer?
C: 'Cause, I don't know. He thinks the car is so neat, and he wants a chance to drive.
G: Yeah, I'd be terrified out of my life. Maybe this is him trying to kill Dean. [both laughing] He's like, "If I hit the dumpster at the back with this car that he loves so much, he'll have a heart attack and then die." [C laughs] [C: Real.] Yeah. But yeah, that's what he does. He, like, is trying to move forward, but he reverses, and Dean's pissed at him.
C: But he doesn't suspect anything.
G: Yeah. Maybe he's like-
C: What a low opinion he must have Sam [both laughing] to think-!
G: No, really, like, maybe the reason Sam never gets to drive is because Dean thinks he's just an awful driver!
C: Yeah, even though he's proven that he's not. Maybe, like, one time when Sam was turning 16 or whatever, and Dean was like, "Okay, like, you just got your license, like, I'll let you drive for a treat." and then Sam accidentally fucked up, [G: Yeah.] and Dean's like, held a grudge against him for it the entire time, and this dumpster was just like, “I knew that that behavior was going to come back any day now, Sam."
G: Yeah, he was like, "I've always known you were a terrible driver, Sam, [C laughs] and now I have concrete proof that, at this age, you are so horrific at it."
C: [laughs] Yeah. God. I don't know. This whole episode, I just couldn't stop thinking about how Dean doesn't like Sam. [G: Yeah.] In some ways, it's very like the siren episode where it's like, "Oh my god! You want me to turn my music up? Wow! You're great! I hate my brother for real," you know? [laughs]
G: When they were, like, you know, they're doing the fucking thing- [laughs] so stupid.
C: When they were doing shots together?
G: No, when Gary and Dean were doing the exorcism together, I was like, "Aw, they're having a brother moment!" [both laugh] and they're literally not because they're not brothers. [C: Yeah.] Like, when can Sam and Dean do an exorcism together like this?
C: Yeah, no, it was always like, only one of them did all the words, 'cause, I don't know. It's usually 'cause Dean didn't know the words, right? [G: Yeah.] Like, why does he know the words now?
G: Well, he memorized it.
C: Yeah. I guess eventually.
G: He listened to it on repeat on Sam's MP3.
C: Yeah. Also, yeah, I mean, we've talked constantly about how we don't understand the rules of exorcism. [G: Yeah.] Like, apparently, if two separate people do the lines trading off, it also works. I don't get it.
G: Yeah, and also, Dean goes, like, "Adios," right? [C: Yeah.] And then he goes, "Actually, it's-" [C: Adinos or whatever, yeah.] And then it works. And it works when he says it, even though it's like-
C: Yeah, so you can have interruptions.
G: Yeah. What if I just, you know, say one word every year of my life? Like, how's that gonna work? [C: Yeah, exactly.] What a long life. [C laughs] I don't know. They head out, and it's just- and they just do it. They just head out, and they just keep on hunting together. Maybe Dean hates Sam for real. [C: Yeah, he doesn't like Sam.] When they get in the car, even before the bit where Sam is like, “Turn down the music,” I was like, "Man, what are they- What are they going back to?" [C: Yeah.] Like, they hate each other. [C: They do.] [laughs] It's also so funny that later on, we have a scene, Cas gets imprisoned, and then a demon mimics his voice whenever Dean calls.
C: Yeah, and Dean's like, "Something's up."
G: And Dean was like, “I'm so sorry, Cas, that I wasn't able to fully understand that it wasn't you. I should've known.” [laughs]
C: Yeah. Meanwhile, a literal 17-year-old who had no clue what hunting was managed to trick Dean [G laughing] that he was Sam for a day, and Dean was just like-
G: "It happens."
C: "And I liked him better than you." [G: It happens!] Not aloud, but he's thinking it. [G laughs] [G: Literally!]
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C: You know, Sam, in Gary's room has been calling Dean's every single phone, but yeah. And he's coming out as trans! He says, "This is gonna sound crazy, but I think I'm in the wrong body." So true. Proud of her.
G: No, literally. Because I was, like, scrubbing through this episode at some point, and later, the girl, what's her name? I forget. [C: Nora?] Nora, like, talks about how "Gary is in a trans." [C laughs] And then that was like, the only thing I heard. I was like, "Wait."
C: Gary is trans.
G: Maybe he is a trans. [C: Real.] [laughing] Maybe the guy who changed his name to Sam and has he/him pronouns on Supernatural Tumblr is Gary all along. [C: So true!] I'm sure many a trans people have changed their name...
C: Yeah. Just period?
G: To Sam.
C: [laughing] Yeah, okay, to Sam.
G: I'm so sorry to those people. I'm not denigrating the name. I just think it's funny that people thought I chose it like that because of Sam Winchester. If you did choose your name because of a fictional character, it's fine. [C: Good for you.] It's fine! It's wonderful.
C: Sam calls the motel and learns that, you know, his body is also being used by Gary. And, you know, he does the thing where he's trying to investigate Gary's life. He sees that he has AP Chemistry and Physics notes, and he goes, "Smart kid." And then he looks at a Star Wars T-shirt [both laugh] and goes, “[sighs] Virgin.”
G: This is so indicative of like, [C: Sam Winchester!] Sam and Dean's dynamic.
C: Like, literally. "AP classes? Hell yeah! Star Wars? Ew!"
G: This is like, if Dean was in this position, he'd see the Star Wars and be like, "Huh!" And he'd see the fucking AP Physics and be like, “Damn, this kid's a fucking loser.” [C laughs] [C: Yeah. God.] It's so Sam Winchester. Love it! Love it so much.
C: And then, unfortunately, the title of our podcast appears briefly. [both laugh] [G: Yeah!] Yeah, in a magazine under that guy's bed. Sam goes, “Frustrated virgin.”
G: Yeah. Hate it! [C: Yeah. Hate it.] Why is this porn mag so uproariously famous?
C: I don't know. Like, I get that they were lazy and didn't want to design another one, but like, it's so weird that so many people in this world have Asian fetishes, [G: Yeah.] and like, we're just gonna say it aloud and look at the camera about it.
G: No yeah, that's it- Like, we've talked about it before, but like, [laughing] Supernatural just does think that it's the status quo to have an Asian fetish, I think. [C: Yeah!] So like, yeah.
C: Yeah. John Shiban, you really started something there.
G: Yeah. Also, Sam calls the motel to check whether he can connect to Dean. And then the guy there says, “Oh, no! They already left. One of them's wearing a letter jacket, and the other's Sasquatch," so. Which I think is fun! I think that's fun.
C: And then Sam finds that there's some witchcraft things in the box as well. [G: Yeah.] Sam goes down to breakfast, and he's just kinda a dick. [G: Yeah.] Or it's more that he just acts like he would with Dean, but that doesn't fly within this family.
G: Yeah. It is kind of wild that he was like, "And Gary's life is so terrible."
C: I know! He was like, "And his parents suck." Like, his parents just seem like regular parents to me.
G: They're regular parents, and you just hate it because you're not Gary! You're literally-
C: Yeah. [laughs] I mean, Gary also hates it, while being Gary.
G: No, no, but like, specifically, the reason why Sam hates it is because he's Sam Winchester and he's stuck in Gary's body. If this was like a "Sam willingly chose this situation, and he has parents who are, you know, supportive of his college education," I think he'd be like, "Yeah, it's fine." [C: Yeah.] But no, he thinks Gary's life sucks ass completely.
C: So we learn here that Gary's parents really want him to stick to this plan where he gets a good SAT score, he goes to MIT, and becomes an engineer. Gary's dad says, "You need a full ride." I don't think MIT gives merit-based scholarships. I think it's a need-based financial aid thing. Maybe he's talking about applying to outside scholarships. But anyway. Yeah, Sam's just being rude, and he's asking questions about himself, aka Gary, to learn more. And the whole time, Gary's sister seems to know something but is holding it back.
G: He's like, "Let me guess." 'Cause he's trying to be like, "Oh, am I doing witchcraft?" [C: Yeah.] "Let me guess. I'm amazing at Latin." And his mom goes, "You have an ear for languages!" [both laugh] And I loved it so much! [C: Yeah.] So wonderful.
C: Yeah. And then this is also where Gary's dad goes, "Are you smoking drugs?" And the mom goes, "Leonard. He is not smoking drugs." [G: Slay.] Wonderful comedic delivery. [laughs] [G: Yeah.] And then, finally, Sam brings up this old, leather-bound book. And the sister is just doing the “bro, what the fuck?” face. And then Sam learns, after grabbing a bite of toast off of Gary's mom's plate, that he's allergic to wheat gluten. [G: Yeah.] And then, after he does all his, like, shitting and throwing up, Gary's sister confronts him about the creepy book thing, and Sam learns where Gary hides it.
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G: Gary and Dean go to work the case, and, I don't know. Where are they going?
C: Yeah, 'cause they're like, "Let's get out-" I think they just went to a new motel, right? Like, they moved from, the Lucky Star to the Evergreen Motel.
G: Yeah. So Dean initially was like, "We're gonna go and do a tombstone whatever. Look at the cemetery." But then, Gary is like, “Wait, you're looking for Maggie Briggs? She's not in the cemetery. She's in the basement!” He says that, "Oh, actually, she wasn't a witch." Because she was actually pregnant with his illegitimate child, and then he killed her, and then buried her in the basement! [C: Yeah. Yeah. Sucks.] And this is, like, nothing! This is nothing to Supernatural! [C: Yeah. It is.] Yeah, this woman they just called “bitch” earlier. Well. He's like, "Oh, I did the research last night" when Dean starts, you know, being surprised at all of this. Gary is like, so enthused when they go down. He's like, doing poses with the gun and everything. [laughs]
C: Yeah. He also does the like, "Yay, turn up your rock music, Dean Winchester!" thing.
G: Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. He also references Halo, I think. He's like, you know, a nerd, I guess! I mean, honestly, I feel like a lot of people conflate “nerd” and “geek,” and those are very different things, and I find that most people who are into the video game shit and the Star Wars shit are not particularly well-performers in school. You know what I mean? So, I don't know. I do find it's fun that he's combined in these two. [C laughs] Like, I don't know. [laughs] Is that such a wild thing to say? Is that so stupid?
C: Um, I mean, I think what you're saying makes sense. [G: Yeah.] I think it's just the part where it's like, "And it's cool that that is part of his character" where it's like, "Okay."
G: You don't like it. You think it's uncool?
C: No, I'm just completely neutral about it. [both laugh] Like, I can't imagine having feelings about it.
G: No, I just think it's fun [C: Okay.] as someone who was always misconstrued as having no life outside of academics in my youth. [laughs]
C: Uh-huh. "Like, well, actually, I really liked Supernatural, so." [G laughing]
G: And I really, really did! [both laugh] God. You know, I was thinking when Sam opened that cabinet and saw the Star Wars shirt, I was like, "This is the exact reaction that Sam Winchester would have upon opening Crystal's cabinet, maybe!" [C laughs]
C: I think Sam Winchester, seeing a Castiel cardboard cutout, would have other concerns. [G laughs]
G: He may have other concerns, but in a universe where he understands that it's like, a fandom situation, he'd be like, "What a fucking nerd!"
C: Yeah. But he'd probably just think that I'm like, a fan of that, like, leftist terrorist that went and, like, killed a guy who was preaching during a church ceremony or whatever.
G: Or, he's going to think you're like, a Becky type.
C: Well, but Castiel doesn't have, like, visuals.
G: This is true. Do you think there are Supernatural fans who are like, “Wow! That guy who blew up that church or whatever Cas did and put his face on the stained glass really looks like the description of Castiel,” or were they just like, "Eh."
C: I mean, I'm sure that they thought that after Chuck released his next book about how [laughs] Castiel went into the church and put his face on the stained glass.
G: Oh, yeah, you're right. Man, the Supernatural fandom in the Supernatural universe is having a ball in this bitch, as they say.
C: Yeah, I mean, they're definitely on the list of irredeemable media for most DNIs [G laughing] because of how Chuck so clearly just took things that actually happened.
G: Yeah. There's discourse all the fucking time. Eventually, Dean is about to burn the body, but then Gary gets flung to the wall. Oh, Gary was about to shoot Dean. And then he gets flung to the wall. And then Dean saves Sam and then gets flung to the wall and everything, and then Gary eventually burns the body. And I don't understand what they're trying to tell us here. Because from what I can gather from later on, what they're trying to tell us is that Dean saving Gary makes Gary realize that Dean's a good guy or whatever.
C: Yeah.
G: Why?
C: I don't know. Like, he thought that was his brother. Like. [laughs]
G: It's just such a- Gary being like, “No, seriously, you're a good guy, Dean." Where is this coming from?
C: I guess he's also learning about hunting for the first time, right? Before, it was like, “I don't know why this demon wants to kill this guy," but it's like, "Oh, but he's out here [G: He's fine.] killing evil ghosts."
G: I suppose so. It's just, is it kinda stupid? It is.
C: Yeah. I just don't think Gary's learned enough about Dean at this point to draw that conclusion. [G: Yeah.] Yeah, I don't know. I guess I think it's maybe just the adrenaline and fun of being on a hunt and, like, working in a team like that.
G: Yeah, the bonding of like, [C: Yeah.] doing something together.
C: Yeah. God. Is Gary's relationship with a sister so bad? Like, she knows about the witchcraft. [G: Yeah, I'm assuming they have-] She is some form of a confidante.
G: Yeah. But I don't know. I don't know! Sometimes, you hate your siblings. Just like Sam and Dean. [laughs]
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C: Sam's at school in a silly teenage boy outfit, you know, still not getting through to Dean on the phone. He meets Gary's friends, who are Trev and Nora. You know, he's acting weird. He's referring to Gary and the third person. He's like, "Oh, I'm still drunk." He breaks into Gary's locker, and he finds the witchcraft. Decides to like, skip school to look through it, but Trev and Nora run after him. And they're all like, "Oh, we're worried about you! Come talk to us!" And then Sam keeps leaving, and then Trev shoots him in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. [G: Love it.] It's wonderful. [laughs] Where are these kids getting these things?
G: I feel like a tranquilizer must be difficult to get. [C: Yeah.] [laughs] Perhaps even harder to get than a gun in the United States, honestly.
C: I don't know. I guess if you work with animals, you can get one, so like, [G: Yeah.] it's possible that, I don't know, one of their parents, like, works with horses or something.
G: Wow! Just like in Thoroughbreds. [C: Good movie.] Wonderful movie.
C: Meanwhile, we get another "Dean and Gary bonding 'cause Dean actually hates Sam."
G: Yay! [laughs] Shut up.
C: So Gary takes Dean's order of a cheeseburger with a fried egg on top, which does sound pretty good
G: So messy!
C: Eh, yeah.
G: Oh, that's a compliment. Love that.
C: And there's a bit where Dean's like, “Okay, who are you, and what have you done with Sam?” Gary's like, "Huh?" But Dean's just like, “You're cool now, cause you eat bacon cheeseburgers, and I suddenly like you so much better than Sam!" [G: Literally.] They're celebrating. Gary's like, “This was such an awesome day,” and Dean's like, "What? That was nothing. What the fuck?" And Gary says, “I should be happy because I have a gun, I'm getting drunk, and I look like this.” [both laugh]
G: Yeah. [C: Yeah.] It is very- Obviously, Jared and Jensen are attractive people.
C: Sure.
G: No, I mean, like, not in that way. [C laughs] I mean like, in the "you benefit from this socially" kind of way. [C: Yeah.] And so Sam and Dean also are. And like, I do find it fascinating that every time they have, like, a loser character, they do make a point of being like, "You won't get it! Because, like, you guys are beautiful!" [both laugh] Or like, this time, it's like, "Wow! My life is so much better because I'm attractive." [both laugh]
C: Yeah. [G: I don't know.] Like, I think the reason that milves weren't hitting you up in bars is 'cause you're 17.
G: And you are not allowed in bars, yeah.
C: Gary as a kid, like, they didn't cast, like, a kid who looks conventionally unattractive. Like, he just looks like a kid who's fine. Like, his face is symmetrical or whatever, you know?
G: Yeah. He looks like [laughs] a trans guy in their 20s.
C: What did the "Wishful Thinking" guy say?
G: I don't even remember. [C: Yeah, you don't need to.] He was like, "You don't understand because you guys are attractive, so you'll never get the struggle of life!" or whatever. [C laughs] And Sam and Dean are like, "Yes, we do!"
C: Yeah, I mean, and it's true that being conventionally attractive, like, means that you benefit, but [laughs] it's always weird when they do it in Supernatural.
G: The thing is like, it is true that you benefit socially from it, but like, but it's also true that it's, you know, not the end-all be-all of a good life. But the way Supernatural engages with it.
C: Yeah, like it literally is it. And it also feels like a "women are so shallow and can't see how cool I am on the inside" thing.
G: No, but the way Supernatural processes is, instead of like, "Life is more complex than how one looks," it becomes, "You don't understand. Even attractive people have struggles!" It's so [laughing] incredibly funny. God! Do you think Sam- Sam and Dean are aware that they're attractive, aren't they?
C: Well, yeah, I mean they they fuck and suck so much.
G: Dean is aware. And Sam. So many people fuck and suck so much who are so ugly [C laughs], so like, I don't know, it happens.
C: True. But in the world of Supernatural, you know, like, people only fuck and suck if they're like, hot. [G laughs]
G: I'm trying to think anyone who has fucked and sucked in Supernatural who was ugly.
C: I guess there's like, parents who, like, presumably fucked and sucked at some point in their life. [G laughs] But I think I'm mostly thinking about in "Metamorphosis" when, you know, there's like, the fat guy trying to hit some girl up at a bar, and it's like, "Eww! Like, you're such a creep, you're so gross," you know, like [G: Yeah.], it just seems to be a thing.
G: Yeah. Supernatural has- is not representative of the general population. [laughing]
C: No way! Really?
G: Who'd have thunk?
C: And then he goes, "You ever feel like your whole future is being decided for you?" And Dean's like, "Um, yeah?"
G: [laughs] Fuck the plan!
C: Yeah, and Gary's like, "You know, you just can't stop the stupid plan, so like, it's just nice to do some ass-kicking for a change, you know?" And Dean's like, "No, I totally get you, like, I feel like we're connecting soo much, and also, wow, like, we never drink together, dude!" [laughs] God. Two episodes ago, Sam was like, "Any last words to each other?" [G laughing] Dean was like, "Eh. I'm good."
G: It is so funny. I think that's what we're supposed to believe, that like, the reason why Dean doesn't just clock it immediately is because he likes it. It's a positive change for him.
C: Yeah, like, he wants this to be their relationship. [laughs]
G: Yeah, they drink together. [C: Yeah.] Sam says, "You're a good guy, Dean." [C: Yeah.] and Dean doesn't say anything back positive. [both laughing] Which is the ideal relationship, honestly!
C: Last episode, in "Sam Interrupted," Sam was also like, "You know, like, you're weird, but I love you. You're my brother." [G: Yeah.] And Dean was just like, "Fuck off." Man.
You know, Gary's a big fan of the burger 'cause he's not allowed to eat bread because of his allergies.
G: I do love that detail.
C: Yeah, that is fun. I think if I wasn't able to eat bread, I might also dabble in a bit of witchcraft about it. I get it. Rice noodles are better than wheat noodles, though, so maybe I'd be fine.
G: I hate wheat noodles to my core.
C: Udon's a wheat noodle. You don't like udon?
G: Okay, well, it's fine, then. [both laugh] I changed my mind completely, yeah. I don't think I eat bread that much. Or maybe, like, the forms of bread I eat, I don't register as bread. Maybe that's more accurate. No, I just don't eat bread that much. Oh my gid! I ate at Five Guys [C: Yes.] when I was at Hong Kong. It's so wonderful! I was like, "I get it! Dean Winchester, I understand you fully!" [C laughs] I get it. It's so good.
C: Yeah, if I hadn't watched this episode at 2 AM, I probably would have done that thing I did the last time a burger was mentioned in Supernatural [both laughing] and gone out and got one. They're really good at advertising burgers.
G: I mean, [laughing] I was so excited to eat at a Denny's because of Supernatural. Like, Supernatural is just a 15-year-long American food diner situation advertisement, [laughs] yeah.
C: Right, and then this is where Gary's like, chatting with Crystal at the bar, so yeah, we're caught up. And then he heads out with her and says excitedly to Dean, "We're gonna do it!" [laughs] [G: So stupid.] Yeah. And this is when Dean looks suspicious, somehow. Well, is it that Sam's rebuffed the the advances of milves in the past?
G: I think it's just that Sam is like, embarrassed to have sex, like a Protestant. [C: True.] [laughs] And so now that he's proud of it, it's like, "Who is this?" [C: True.] I love how I said [both] "like a Protestant." [both laugh]
C: Yeah. You're staying loyal to your own.
G: Yeah. [laughs] We have to save a little bit of face as Catholics.
C: Yeah. Catholics are very proud of fucking and sucking. [G laughs]
G: Well, we should be! Oh, no, [laughs] we shouldn't be, due to all of the controversies in the Church that are so horrible.
C: Oh, yeah. I guess. I guess that is the situation.
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G: Sam wakes up. He's tied up in a chair, and Trevor and Nora is there, and these are, you know, Gary's friends from earlier. And yeah, they're also in on this. And like, Trevor, the way they're portrayed is Nora is kind of like a- She's apprehensive. She's kind of here just because her buddies are here kind of situation. [C: Yeah.] And Trevor is really into it, like, DnD LARPing levels.
C: Yeah. We learn later that the demons never told him what his reward was, and he still went with all of it.
G: Yeah, you have to negotiate that first, buddy!
C: Yeah, it could have been $2, how do you know that it would have been worth it?
G: Yeah, I thought, honestly, that he was gonna ask for a college acceptance somewhere, [laughs] which I think it would have been hilarious.
C: Right. Well, because Nora was planning to ask for college acceptance to Vassar. [G: Yeah.] Which, like, not to be a snob, but like, [both] but why?
G: I also did think that.
C: It's not even the women's school. Like, not Wellesley? Like, [laughs] I don't get it. There's other reasons to like a school, blah blah blah, it's about fit not ranking, blah blah blah. [laughs]
G: If you're gonna fucking sell your soul for it [both laugh], I feel like you should also sacrifice other things.
Trevor is so into it. The rest of this episode. He's like, doing, like, this thing where he's like, performing a little bit. Like, at some point, he tells Nora, like, "Oh, our Satanic overlord" or whatever, and Nora is like, “Don't be a fucking loser.” [both laugh] which I thought was so funny. Hilarious! He said, "You should commit to the bit, but not that much." His parents are out of town, and that's why he's here, and he calls up Gary, who is in the lady's bed. And he's bragging, you know, drinking, sleeping with women, blah blah blah. Sleeping with one woman, and it hasn't happened yet. Trevor asks where Dean is, which is like, you know, I never really figured out before, like, why this is happening, why Gary did this. I just thought he wanted to have a change of look. [C: Yeah.] He just wanted to change his clothes, his hair, his face, just like Bruce Springsteen.
C: Yeah. Played by Jeremy Allen White.
G: Ugh. Let's not talk about it. [both laugh] This is the first thing time we realize that oh, there's a deeper motive to all of this shit. Because when Trevor was asking for Dean, I actually was thinking, like, "Wait, is he gonna transform into Dean, or what?" [C laughs] That would be quite funny. But yeah, he isn't. They just have to kill Dean. And I realized this the same time Sam does, which is pretty fun when that happens in a TV show. [C: Yeah.] Gary realizes also that Sam is just hanging around in his body and meeting his family and stuff. Crystal ends up being, as you said, I don't know, a dominatrix of some kind.
C: Yeah, she's in leather. She has a flog.
G: Trevor's distressed that, "Oh, Gary's not actually gonna push through it." And Sam's like, "Wait, how do you know Dean?" And they say that demons have been talking to them or whatever, and hell's number one most wanted is Dean. There's like, this thing where Nora starts telling the story of how it happened, and Trevor tries to stop her, but she's like, "Oh, so we can't talk about him?" And yeah, she's like, "We were goofing around with that book," and Trevor's like, "Um, I wouldn't call it goofing around." [both laugh]
C: "We were praying to our Dark Lord."
G: Yeah. And Nora's like, "Don't be a fucking loser." [both laugh] Like, Nora says, "Don't be a loser, Trev." And Sam goes, [both] "Yeah, Trev." You know what? Sam is funny.
C: Yeah, no, he's funny this episode.
G: I retract everything that I've ever said. He is funny.
C: Yeah, he just needed a good, like, partner, for a scene, you know?
G: Yeah. And also he needs, like, a situation. He is a situational comedy kind of guy.
Nora shows this drawing of Dean that's pretty good, and it's Gary who went into "a weird trance [pronounced like trans]," as I've said earlier. [C laughs] And yeah, he just started drawing, and then he draw Dean. And like, I like that they're painting them as, you know, kind of loser teenagers who are in over their heads. [C: Yeah.] Because well, they are, number one, number two, it's fun to see. Like, it's funny. It's amusing. But when she was like, "And you know what the thing is? He can't even draw." [laughs] I was just like, "I don't think that's actually the thing, honestly, but like, good for you." She's like, "Oh, Gary had this idea to be in your body and then kill Dean, Trojan horse-style. He's really smart." Sam proceeds to tell Gary later that Nora is in love with him [laughs] because of this comment, I guess.
C: Yeah, I guess. I don't quite see it [G: I don't see it also.], but I guess. It's supposed to be obvious to us, I suppose. And, of course, this is Gary's biggest thing to think about after one of his best friends was killed by a demon, [G laughs] [G: Literally!] and this is obviously something that Nora is gonna want to pursue after her body was used to kill one of her best friends, and she was there. But, you know.
G: No, that's crazy. You're right!
C: You didn't [laughs]- you didn't think about that? I mean, the episode doesn't.
G: No, I thought about how Trevor is dead and they'd have to deal with that, but I didn't even think about the fact that Nora, like, Nora's hand killed that guy.
C: Like, her hand, went into his chest and killed him. She's gonna be fucked up. Like, she can't be that normal at the end.
G: Yeah. Anyway, Sam starts this thing where he's like, "Guys, don't kill somebody. Don't do a demon deal. These are two things that are very bad, and you won't ever recover from!"
C: Yeah, he's being quite nice about it, and I know part of it's just to convince them, but I think he's also thinking about his past mistakes, or whatever, right?
G: Yeah, that's why I was putting on that voice. [laughs] Yeah, he's thinking, like, "Just like me for real. And everyone's a mirror to me!" [C laughs] [C: Yeah.] Like, later when he starts talking to Gary at the end, and he's like, "Believe me. I know." [C laughs] [C: Yeah.] So fucking stupid.
C: I mean, he is allowed to project all people if he wants to. [G: Yeah.] Like, this is a situation that is fairly similar, like there's people who are naive, who are trusting a demon, not knowing what they've gotten into. [G: Yeah.] It's not quite the same, because he was trying to save the world, and they just want to go to Vassar and get money, but still.
G: Yeah. And Nora immediately folds at Sam's one request. And she's like, "No, but, like, what if this is wrong?" blah blah blah. And then, eventually, Trevor's like, "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna summon a demon." which he does do, and the demon wakes up in Nora's body.
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C: Meanwhile Gary sneaks into Dean's motel room, I guess, after sex. He has a gun, and he's about to shoot the lump in the bed [G: Great big lump.], but it's not Dean. And Dean ambushes him and goes, "You're not Sam. Who the hell are you?" Took you long enough.
G: Yeah, it is fascinating to me also that he waited for confirmation in this way. [C: Yeah.] Like, he waited for Gary to come in and point the gun at him, quote-unquote, before he was like, "Yeah, you're not Sam."
C: Yeah, he was like, "Huh, I don't know. Maybe Sam's just having a good day."
G: Yeah, he really exhausted his options.
C: I guess if you want to be charitable to the writers of Supernatural and to Dean Winchester, it's like, they had a talk recently about how they need to trust each other more, blah blah blah, and in the past, when Dean pushed when Sam was acting weird, it led to a rift. But I think that what you said about how Dean just didn't examine it closely because he prefers it that way is the actual truth.
Nora, possessed by the demon, is talking and going like, "Oh, like, where's Dean Winchester?" She learns that Gary is inside Sam's body, and she's like, "Oh my god! Like, what a good opportunity for him to say yes to Lucifer instead." So Trevor's like, “Yeah, I'm so cool. And also, can you give me my reward?” And Sam keeps telling him to shut up, but Trevor just keeps insisting.
G: Sam's like, “Shut the fuck up.”
C: Like, apparently, Trev wants a million bucks, and he wants Mindy Schwartz to fall in love with him. Okay, Trevor. Whatever
G: And then even the demon was like, "Inflation's really bad, you guys." [both laugh]
C: Yeah. Like, "Maybe 10 million." But then she's like, "But actually, I'm gonna kill you." So she pushes her hand into his stomach, and it kills him, and then she licks his blood off of her fingers.
G: It's fun! [C: It is fun, yeah.] It's a fun visual. Loved it. And this actor, this kid, Nora, good.
C: We keep saying "kid." We don't know how- they could be in their twenties. I don't know how old these actors are, but yeah. [G: Yeah.] She did good.
G: When she was Nora, I was like, "Oh, this is funny, a little bit because of how stilted it is." Like, it is a bit silted, but it works for what it's trying to be. [C: Yeah.] And then when she was a demon, I was like, "Oh, maybe they, like, hired her- like, this is the thing that they casted-called for." You know what I mean? [C: Yeah.] This is the thing that they really were trying to get, because she's really good at it!
C: Yeah, her voice and the way that she moves her head and all that.
G: Yeah, you can see that she watched the Meg episodes and was like, "I'm gonna take inspiration from this," which I respect.
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C: Yes. So Gary's tied up with Dean. This is when he finally hears all the voice messages from Sam. And Gary's freaking out, and Dean's questioning him. And then Dean realizes that Gary's 17, and he's like, "Huh. Well." [laughs] The demon in Nora shows up.
G: Later on, like, he says, right, like, "If you weren't a kid, you'd be dead."
C: Yeah, "If you were of voting age, we would have killed you." [G laughs]
G: It's like, it's funny, 'cause when he had his, "Oh, you're a kid" moment here, he probably was literally thinking like, "[overlapping] Man, I can't kill him! He's just a stupid fucking kid."
C: Voting age is just one year older. Like, where's Gary's birthday? Like, he cut it really close on the being killed thing. [G: Yeah.] Demon shows up, Sam's trying to escape his ropes. Demon tells Gary, like, "Hey, like, you can get whatever you want." He wants to be a powerful witch, and Nora is like, "Great. But first, you have to meet Lucifer, and he'll just ask you a question, and you just have to say yes, so go for it," except she doesn't sound like that. She sounds creepy and cool. But yeah.
G: This is a terrifying aspect that I feel like we haven't talked about. [C: Yes.] Like, Sam's body is just there. An empty vessel, basically. [C: Right.] It's so- it's giving me the creeps, like, right now, as we speak!
C: It is. It's a good plot point, yeah.
G: And I liked- you know, like, sometimes we're like, "Oh, it's an interesting idea, and they don't do anything with it." I like what they do with it here like. It's just a subtle thing that, like, it's brought up a little bit, and it's not like, in your face, because yeah, the horror of it is-
C: It wasn't part of the grand plan. It just is an opportunistic thing that this demon's bringing up now.
G: Yeah, like, the horror of it is that it's just like, this really unlucky thing that could have happened, and it's just such a very near miss, and it wasn't even someone intentionally setting out to do it. It's just sometimes, your luck is not with you, and then you're the devil's vessel. [laughs] Like, it happens! [C: It happens.] And yeah, it's terrifying.
C: Yeah, and it also establishes that Sam's body [G: Is separately.]- like, it's ability to hold Lucifer is separate from, like, him as a person, which is also, like, good horror, I think.
The demon attacks Dean and gets him to the ground, and then Gary starts trying to exorcise her. She's like, trying to attack Gary, but when she's attacking Gary, Dean continues the exorcism, and then, like, when she's attacking Dean, Gary's doing it. So like, they just trade off lines until it finishes.
G: It's so- honestly, it's kind of corny when they start trading off lines because it started out as "Gary can't speak because he's being, like, tracked down or whatever," [C: Uh-huh.] and so Dean chimes in, and now they're just like, "We're having a brother moment!" and like, that's not your brother. [laughs]
C: Yeah, this whole scene, I was just thinking about how like, I think this is, for, like, the Supernatural fanboys. [G: Yeah?] You know, like, it's like, for the teen boys who are watching Supernatural [G: Like, "You too-"] who are like, "I was besties with Sam and Dean, but actually just Dean, [G laughs] [G: Yeah.] and like, I got to listen to rock music and eat cheeseburger, and like, I was soo good at hunting and working together with Dean, just Dean, not Sam, though." [laughs]
G: Honestly, like, when he was like, "Turn the music up!" I was like, "Shut the fuck up!" [C laughs] [C: Yeah.] This kid won't do that. Like, I know, there's kids who actually listen to this shit. [C, laughing: "This shit."] but, like, shut the fuck up! I mean, I also listen to, quote, "this shit," so. But yeah, it just felt so- too much at that point.
C: Yeah, it seems like Supernatural has this metric of "cool" [G: Yeah.] that they think there's just one way to be cool, and it's Dean Winchester. [laughs] [G: Yeah.] It is quite annoying. And again, like, this is, like, the whole thing where it's like, they're nice to their male fans, but not their female fans. [G: This is true, yeah.] "The Real Ghostbusters" was like, fairly nice to Demian and Barnes, and then this is, like, clearly for the high school boy fans of Supernatural. [G laughs] And like, they have, like, a female character in here, and it's like, "Oh, she's only here, 'cause she's in love with that guy," you know? [G: Yeah, yeah.] It irritates me. Like, I know I said in "The Real Ghostbusters," like, "I don't think anyone wants to be Sam and Dean. That's my issue with it." But like, I think my actual issue with it is that I think that there are girls who wanted to be Sam and Dean [G laughs] and, like, Supernatural says again and again, like, "You only like Supernatural because you're attracted to certain men." [G: Yeah. Yeah.] With Becky, with "Fan Fiction," with Nora. It's just all irritating.
G: Yeah. Feminism is, in fact, [laughs] being allowed to hunt. But, like, I'm being so for real like. Like-
C: Yeah. After they killed Ellen and Jo, too. [G: Yeah.] Yeah, it is about women getting to suck just as much as men, and then going, "What if we all didn't suck, though?" Like, either order of those things is good, but since Supernatural doesn't do “what if we didn't all suck?” then, like, just let the women suck and be hunters too. But yeah, the exorcism works. The end.
G: The end.
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G: Nora's just there. This is the house. Trevor's corpse is somewhere here. [C: Yes.] They never acknowledge it.
C: Yeah, like, what are they gonna do about it? His parents are gonna come back [both] to their dead child, clearly murdered child in the basement? [G: Yeah.] Yeah. And it's gonna come out that Gary was acting weird this week, and he just got driven home by like, two weird men in a classic car.
G: And Nora is like, being driven to his house also? [both laugh] [C: Yeah!] They don't drive her to her house?
C: Yeah, what? So they can fuck it out after Sam tells him? Like, what is this?
G: Gary is reciting a Latin spell to revert Sam and him back to their own bodies. And so yeah, they do. And Sam's like, "Wow, it's really a-me!" And he's like, "Wow, it's nice to be back." And Gary's like, “Yeah, I guess.” And Dean puts on his reprimanding voice, and it's like, "Okay, so, Gary." And Gary's like, “I know, my bad.” [both laugh] And Dean's like, "My bad? If you were voting age, we would have killed you!" And he goes, “So you straighten up and fly right, or we will kill you.”
C: Incredibly unhelpful. [G: Yeah.] You should be like, "Hey, your friend in the basement is dead, and that thing that demon was asking you was for you to be possessed by Lucifer." Like, you need to give him the information. Not just "Be good, or I'll kill you." What does “straighten up and fly right” even mean here, Dean? You're terrible at this.
G: Yeah like, what you're supposed to show is your actions have consequences, and this is an action that could have had really bad consequences.
C: And already did have really bad consequences.
G: Yeah! Sorry, Trevor. [both laughs] But yeah, they don't give a fuck. Also, I did find hilarious Gary's face in this scene. Because [laughs] when Dean goes, “Because we would kill you,” he does this face of like, "Uh?" He's like, “Okay."
C: "I thought we were friends, Dean!” [G laughs]
G: I thought it was the most amusing thing.
C: Also the reason Nora's just wrapped up in a blanket, looking scawed.
G: Yeah. She never speaks again. She has no speaking line again.
C: But yeah, and like, I guess the huddle up in a blanket and not speaking is meant to be like, "She is experiencing some trauma over this," but like, not really. They just don't care about her, so they're like, "Just put it around the background there."
G: You can do one where, like, she still doesn't speak, but like, somebody acknowledges her in any way that's like, "Are you okay?" [laughs] [C: Yeah.] I don't know. It could be done. But also, just give her lines. Like, just give her something to say. But whatever.
C: Like, she could be part of the like, "straighten up and fly right" conversation. Like, she could be angry at Gary or something, you know?
G: Yeah. But yeah, all we learn from that is that "She doesn't actually want to be a witch. She's just in love with you!" [C sighs] It's so fucking stupid. [C: So fucking stupid.] Yeah. But as someone who did get into astrology [laughs] [C: No.] because of a romantic interest, I understand.
C: Ow.
G: Sam is like, "Hey, Gary, you have to listen to me. Your life, it's not that bad." And Gary's like, "Um, you met my parents."
C: They're totally fine. They're fine.
G: He should have said, "My best friend is dead."
C: "I can't eat bread"? [both laugh] Or that.
G: Like, your life was fine, but now it's horrible, so, I don't know. [C: Yeah.] And Sam's like, “No, it's your life! You don't like their plan for you? Tell them to cram it, and then proceed to facilitate the death of your best friend!" [both laugh] And he's like, "You know, rebel a little, in a healthy, non-Satanic way." And he's like, "You know, Nora's into witchcraft because she's in love with you!" [C: Boo!] And Gary’s like, “Wow! You really think that?" [C: Boo!] And Sam's like, "I know. I'm telling you, kid. I wish I had your life." [laughs]
C: In the sense that where we talk about the issues- where we're like, "It's fine that Sam and Dean's idea of settling down involves having a wife because that's just what's expected," I do think it's also- like, I don't know. This whole, “Oh, Gary's miserable. But it's okay. I'm gonna get him a girlfriend, and then he'll be fine.” It’s an idea of feeling entitled to or needing the affection of a woman [G: Yeah.] in order to be complete or whatever in a way that feels misogynistic.
G: Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't say that it's necessarily misogyny. Like, I wouldn't label it primarily as misogyny. Again, I would label it primarily as social whatever whatever.
C: Yeah, yeah, I guess it's the flattening of Nora's-
G: Yeah, the flattening of Nora's definitely misogyny.
C: Yeah, that's the issue more than- yeah.
G: I don't know. It's just so- different time. I mean, even now, I think maybe- I've met straight people. [C laughs] [C: Yeah.] I've talked to them. And it's still a pervasive idea, I feel, that you do need someone like that. To be in a relationship. [C: Yeah.] And I'm not judging. Like, I understand that some people function better in that-
C: Some queer people also feel like they need to be in a relationship.
G: Yeah. There are some people who function better in that kind of, like, dynamic, in that kind of setting, and yeah, good for them.
C: An economist named Corinne Low, I think, has a working paper about how, basically, if women get married to a man, they end up doing more housework than they did when they were living alone because [G: It's for two people, yeah.] there's two people after, and the man does absolutely nothing, but in lesbian relationships, they do the same amount. Same-sex gay male relationships it's more specialized in that the one who earns more does less housework, and the one who earns less does most of it. But the point of her paper was that even in households where the woman earns more, and therefore it would make more sense for her to spend more of her time on her career, [G: She also does housework more, yeah.] she does way more housework than the man, etc, etc. Which is known, but it was fun to see the graphs about how bad the gap is. [G: Yeah.] Yeah, anyway, some people might function better in a relationship, but in terms of, like, how they use their time well, it actually is a drag on your life [both laugh], like, on average, if you're a woman married to a man.
G: Yeah, but I can't tell my straight friends that, can I? [both laugh]
Yeah. Sam's like, "I wish I had your life." Yeah. Gary and Nora head out.
C: Yeah. For Gary's house. Why?
G: [laughs] I don't know. Well, Dean says, "That was a nice thing for you to say." [both laughing] And Sam just goes, "I totally lied. That kid's life sucked ass." And Dean's just stares at him. [C: So funny.] It's so good! Love that!
C: Sam was really funny this episode, yeah. [G: Yeah.] And I don't know how in character I find this line, but also I think it's so funny, so it's fine.
G: Yeah, it is pretty funny. And I find it hilarious because, you know, this is their, you know, "Sam has a one-liner about what he learned from the episode" or whatever, and like, the most iconic one that we have had so far, I think, is "Hope's kind of the whole point." [C: Right.] [laughing] And then the second one is this one, which I find so incredibly funny.
C: Yeah. That kid's life sucked ass. [G: Yeah.] He specifically says that "the apple pie family crap is stressful," which I don't know if I caught that as Sam's main. Like, it seemed like his issue was that it was very limiting [G: Yeah, restrictive.] to be a kid. But like, what does "stressful" mean here. Is this just connected to his like, "we shouldn't have any connections with other people because we're gonna bring them down with us," etc. stuff? Like, I don't think he was at all concerned about Gary's sister or parents.
G: Yeah. And also, stressful is such a fascinating way to put it because, well, I'm pretty sure hunting is also stressful.
C: Yeah, it seems kind of stressful to me.
G: So like, that shouldn't be the metric that you're measuring here.
C: Yeah. I guess if Sam's passively suicidal, there is some relief to the stress of hunting 'cause the stress is like, "I might die." You know? [G: Yeah. Well.]
C: But yeah, I think if they wanted to end on it being stressful, he should have connected with Gary's family at all, and they should have been somewhat in danger at a point.
G: Yeah, why is Dean connecting with this random-ass 17-year-old, and then Sam's like, unable to connect with anyone? [C laughs]
C: Yeah, he's like, “All of you are fucking losers.”
G: Yeah. They hop into the car, and, you know, Sam's like, “We didn't miss a thing,” and Dean's like, “I don't know. Or maybe we don't know what we're missing.” And then he starts the car. Music blasts. Sam's like, "Ugh, turn it down." And yeah, that's the end of the episode. Again, I enjoyed it.
C: I enjoy it more [both] now that I've talked about.
G: Yeah. We had a fun conversation about- yeah.
C: Yeah. When we talked about, like, the Lucifer possession thing, I was like, "Fine. This is allowed to fit into Season 5 canon, whatever." I still think that Sam just not really connecting to anyone is strange to me. But yeah, it was mostly a fun time.
G: I did- I never really thought about the foreshadowing for Lisa. I never really viewed Season 5 in that lens before, and well, I think it's nice to be viewing it now and be seeing those bricks be built, you know?
C: Yeah. Pretty clumsily, I would say. But yeah.
G: Yeah, but, you know, I'm fascinated by it, you know? Like, Supernatural- being a fan of Supernatural has taught me so many alternative words to "like." [both laugh] [C: Yeah.] A lot of Supernatural is not about liking it. It's about finding it interesting, which are very different things, and I think it's interesting. [C: Mm-hm.] Well, Best Line/Worst Line.
C: I mean, "That kid's life sucked ass" is pretty iconic.
G: It's hilarious, yeah. I think my worst line is when Gary was like, “No, you're a good guy, Dean,” [C laughs] or whatever he says there. It's so stupid!
C: It is quite fucking stupid. My worst line is when Sam tells Gary that Nora likes him.
G: Yeah, that was also bad. I think my best line is when Sam's like, “Yeah, Trev.” [both laugh] [C: That was pretty good.] When he said that, I burst out laughing, and I was downstairs, in the living room, and my sister's boyfriend, who found out earlier that day that I was watching Supernatural, [laughs] was there, and so I snorted, and then I immediately was like, "No! He's going to think I find Supernatural funny!"
C: "No, he can't know that I'm laughing at Supernatural!"
G: [laughing] And I literally was. It's so embarrassing.
C: Well, it was funny. [G: It was funny.] Yeah.
G: Spreadsheets.
C: Okay. Misogyny exists.
G: Who’d’ve thunk. I think it’s 2.
C: 1 or 2, yeah. 2 sounds good to me.
G: You know, when we were editing “Abandon All Hope,” and I was listening to myself talk about the misogyny of that episode, I wanted to kill me [C laughs] for not putting it higher. [C: Yeah.] But we don’t do the retroactive- [C: We could go back!] You want- [C: We could do it, yeah.] We need to put a 4 or a 3 in there. [laughs]
C: Yeah, yeah, cause right now, we only have it as a 1. Yeah, I think I was mostly swayed by you during the recording. And then later, I think I saw the reviews where people were like, “And I found out that they killed Ellen and Jo because the fans said that they hated them.” And I was, like, “How could they? This is awful.” [G: Yeah.] Okay, yeah. Let's just put a 4. [G: Yeah.] Alright. Racism. Not that I recall.
G: Yeah. Homophobia? [C: Homophobia.] I would say there’s a 1 here. Just the general vibe of the salad. [C and G laugh]
C: The general vibe of the salad, yeah.
G: Yeah. Okay, IMDb.
C: I think people would like this because they generally like the funny ones, and they like when Supernatural does something new. However, I wonder if they think that it's unrealistic that Dean wouldn't notice, or if they find Gary annoying [G: Annoying.] “The Real Ghostbusters” way. [G: Yeah.] So.
G: I wanna mention it again, I do think the way they filmed this episode was pretty cool. That one flub with the telephone notwithstanding, all the mirror scenes are so good. They must have just put Jared and then the kid on the other side, right? [C: Yeah, probably.] And then made them act the same. Fun. It was so good. Also, I was bothered a little bit by the eyelines. Because when Dean and the kid are talking, Dean's eyes are directed at the kid’s eyes [C: Yeah, they should be higher.] and it should be a foot above, because Sam’s so tall. [C: Yeah.] So IMDb.
C: I’m gonna guess an 8.7, which was “The Curious Case”’s score, I feel like it’s in that territory.
G: I would say this is an 8.5. I am sticking with the rating of “Sam, Interrupted.” [C: Okay.] Okay, let's see. Oh. [C: What?] It’s an 8.2.
C: Oh, they really thought that kid was annoying.
G: Yeah, this one is like, “It's funny. But does it handle the plot well? The writers don't handle Gary well. Their solution to his story feels too slight and pat. It feels like a cheat that Sam and Dean only warned him.” Yeah.
C: The next review is like, “What the fuck happened to Trevor's body?” [G: Yeah.] Real. Same.
G: People are in general agreement that this is just fine or worse than that. [C: Yeah.] Yeah, “This episode makes no sense. Unlike a shapeshifter, Gary, the witch, has zero insight into Sam's mind when he takes his body so everything from his posture to the way he talks should give him away.”
C: But the point is he’s sort of a Sam mirror. So it just happens that he can sort of pass it off.
G: No, I think we can assume that he was given ideas by demonic blah blah blah, or he observed Sam, or something. He must know something about Sam, because the demons talk to them about Dean. And also he planned to do it. [C: Right.] They were tracking Sam and Dean somehow, in some way.
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