#and zed is part of it??? so cute

[ilovefredjones]

i love in z1 when the zombies vehemently hate cheerleading and then they have a whole underground nightclub where they do choreographed dance routines

[sgstories123]

Good Boy Zed

John looked at his watch. It was already past 2 am. The event was supposed to end at 11 pm but these corporate events sometimes can go on longer than expected. As general manager of the hotel, in such a scenario, he would have to get the client to end the event without getting them upset. It was a delicate task especially when most of the people would be drunk and irrational at this late stage of the event. But if he did not do this, the hotel would have to foot the additional cost including paying for all the temp workers who are waiting for the event to clean up.

It was not too bad today, he thought to himself. The person in charge was still sober and apologetic. He managed to end the event and obtained some additional compensation for the hotel. He looked around at the group of temporary workers who were now clearing up the room. All five of them looked young. They were most probably tertiary students working part-time during the vacation break. He recognised one of them, Zed, a young man studying hospitality in one of the private schools. He had chatted with him a couple of times as he had worked for the hotel as a part-timer for quite some time. He had expressed an interest to work in the hotel when he graduated.

But he was more interested in the girl next to him. She was petite, maybe about 1.5 metres tall. She had a innocent and cute face, with large eyes framed by thick, black lashes. She looked like a Japanese school girl. At that moment, the girl giggled at something that Zed was sharing. Zed parted her hair lovingly and the girl looked down in embarrassment. Gosh, John thought to himself. How nice to be young again.

At 50, John knew what it was to grow old. His paunch has been growing every year and he finds it more and more difficult to climb the flight of steps to his second-floor office in the hotel. He had also been taking Viagra for a couple of years as he could no longer perform.

The other three workers, two boys and a girl, seemed to be friendly with Zed as well. While they were working, they were talking and laughing with each other. John was pleased. He did not like it when the temp workers complain about the longer hours. He wanted to reward them for their hard work and positive attitude, knowing that at this time of the night, the additional compensation will not be sufficient for their cab fare home.

“Mr John, Sir! We are almost done. Can I get the keys from you to lock up the stores?” Zed asked.

“Sure.” John responded. “By the way, Zed. Are all of them your friends?”

“Yeah. We are in the same school. I introduced them to your hotel as temp workers.” Zed replied.

“Is that pretty girl your girlfriend? I saw you too behaving quite intimately.” John asked.

“Not really. I thought Nicole was quite chio so we talk a little bit more lor.” Zed laughed.

John was pleased to hear that. “Do you live far from here? Tell you what. I can get you a room for all of you and you can sleep there till morning. There is some wine left over from the event which the client did not want to take back. You can have it as well if you want.”

“Oh my God! Really! Thanks, Mr John, Sir! I will tell the rest.” Zed was clearly thrilled. John was happy that he managed to do something nice.

A short while later, John had led the five of them into a quad room with two queen-sized beds. They also brought up with them several bottles of wine and a small plate of sandwiches also leftovers from the event. John joined them as the group of them joked and ate a late supper. But John was not paying attention to the jokes. He was looking at Nicole at every opportunity. Now out other hotel uniform, Nicole looked even more like a school girl. She had on a white t-shirt and a short denim skirt with a cute, yellow flower at the side. Something a small girl will wear. John could feel his cock stirring.

By the time the food and wine was gone, the two girls were already too tired and were already resting on the beds.

“Looks like they are really tired. I will go back to my office so that you boys can take a rest too.” John said as he got up to leave the room.

Zed opened the door for him. At the door, Zed smiled at John. “Mr John. We actually planned to have an orgy after the event at one of the budget hotels tonight. But because you offered us such a nice hotel room plus free food and wine, it had turned out to be much better than what we plan. We have all agreed that you can join us. Do you want to?

“Erm…No lah…You enjoy yourself.” John was shocked.

“You sure, Mr John? I know you are interested in Nicole.” Zed said with a twinkle in the eye. “I won’t lie to you. You know I want to work for your hotel, right. So I asked her if she is okay with sleeping with you. I did cajole her a little and she finally agreed.”

John was more shocked than ever. “Let me think about it.”

“Alright, Mr John. You can join us if you change your mind.”

In his office, John was still thinking about Zed’s conversation interspersed with images of Nicole. Unable to focus any more on his work, he opened his drawer where he kept his Viagra and popped one into his mouth. He walked to the mini-bar in his office and washed the little blue pill with a good amount of whisky. He left the room quickly, hoping that the blue pill will work in time, his heart beating fast with expectation.

“Oh! Hi, Mr John! Joining us? You are just in time. We are just getting started.” Zed gushed as he opened the door for John. He saw that Zed was naked with a hard, erect cock. As he entered the room, he saw that the others were also naked. The two boys were lying side by side with the other girl, sucking on her breasts and taking turns fingering her. She was moaning softly. Zed was right. They must have just started.

Nicole was sitting up on the other bed. Zed must have been with her before he went to open the door. Seeing John, she blushed and pulled the blanket up to cover her breasts in a bid for modesty. That’s so cute, thought John. But he knew that he needed some time for the pill to work. He could feel his cock stirring but it was not hard yet.

“Come, Mr John. Nicole is waiting for you.” Zed was trying very hard to get into John’s good books.

“You go ahead first. Let me take a shower before joining you.” John demurred, as he slowly removed his clothes.

Zed did not need a second invitation. He climbed onto the bed and started kissing and hugging Nicole. He pulled her down, covering half her body with his own body as his fingers started exploring her love hole. Sighs of pleasure was emitting from Nicole.

John went into the bathroom and took a quick shower. He walked out of the bathroom, his cock still flaccid, the medication still not kicking in. As he watched the the group of young people engaging in sex, he started to stroke his cock, willing it to grow hard.

By now, the two guys were already fucking the other girl. One of them was behind fucking her doggy style while the other was at the front, receiving a blowjob.

John could feel his cock hardening. He turned to Nicole and saw that Zed has now lifted Nicole’s legs and licking her cunt. She seemed to be close to cumming as her moans were getting louder and her body was jerking upwards uncontrollably. Her hands were grabbing Zed’s hair as she tried to ride out her pleasure. John walked over and started sucking on her small, breasts. Nicole moaned loudly in pleasure as John’s tongue touched her sensitive nipples. With an upwards thrust and a scream, she squirted all over Zed.

“Mr John. I got Nicole all wet for you. No one has fucked her yet. I made sure you get the first fuck.” Zed was one hell of a bootlicker, thought John. He must get that boy a job.

John took over Zed’s place, spreading Nicole’s legs to enjoy the view. Nicole had shaved her pussy. It was so smooth, just like a school girl’s. He parted the lips, now wet with her juice before sliding his hard cock in. John just only managed to get the head of his cock in when Nicole screamed in pain, digging her nails into John’s arms as she grabbed him.

“Mr John. Go slow. Nicole told me she don’t have much experience with sex. She only had sex a few times with her boyfriend. You are the second guy she is having sex with.” Zed whispered urgently.

Almost a virgin. Almost too good to be true. John thought to himself. He pushed in slowly, letting Nicole adjust to his penis. It was so tight. Nicole must be telling the truth. After a while, he managed to get his while length in while Nicole was grimacing in pain. Zed must be encouraging her as John could see him whispering something to her and playing with her nipples to get her to continue. With Nicole seemingly adjusting to him, John started fucking her slowly. He removed his cock slowly before plunging in again. He went for longer strokes, slowly increasing his pace. Nicole was starting to moan in pleasure. He lifted her legs to his shoulders as he pumped deeper and deeper. Nicole responded by moaning louder and louder. Zed continued to play a supporting role, kissing Nicole and playing with her tits, to make her even more aroused.

“Let’s change position, Zed.” John commanded. He laid down on his back. “Get Nicole up on my cock in cowgirl position.” Zed obeyed and slowly helped the inexperienced Nicole to straddle John while guiding his cock into her. As she sat down onto John’s cock, she shivered in pleasure as the cock went straight up into her. John pulled her down and kissed her, hugging the small, petite body closely against his fat belly.

“Zed. You are a good boy. Your reward is to fuck Nicole from behind.” John commanded.

“Thanks Mr John.” Zed responded gaily. He took up a position before slowly pushing his cock into Nicole’s vagina, rubbing against John’s cock.

Nicole screamed in pain as she took in 2 cocks for the very first time. But it was soon smothered as one of the boys came over and shoved his cock into Nicole’s mouth. It took a while but Zed finally managed to get his whole length into Nicole. As he fucked Nicole, he rubbed against John’s cock. He was happy that he managed to get such an intimate connection with John.

The group continued with their orgy session until the sun rose and lit up the room. John had fucked Nicole several times with the other 3 boys each taking turns accompanying and supporting him. He did not manage to fuck the other girl although she did come over and gave him a kiss. As the session came to an end, the group got dressed and started to leave the room. John gave Nicole a final peck on the cheek before she left the room. Zed was the last to leave the room.

“Mr John, Sir. Did you enjoy yourself last night?” Zed asked.

“Yes, Zed. You are a good boy. I will make sure that you get a job with the hotel. You don’t have to worry.” John replied, giving him a pat on the shoulder.

“Can we fuck next time without Nicole?” Zed looked at John in the eye. John did not know what to say.

[amethystfairy1]

hi again. i did end up posting some of my art but idk if there's a way to link it in the ask (kinda new to tumblr lol), so im just gonna trust that you know how to find it. Anyways, I have more questions for you :)

jumping into the deep end w/ traveling thieves:

is there any way to remove a collar without the owner's permission? Could a non-collared person do it? Are they physically destructible? What happens if the owner dies? Basically anything that could free Jimmy and Scott T-T

Can any nether-born wield fire, or just blaze-borns? bc hypothetically, we could get some team ZIT going if impulse is a nether-born (he's normally head cannoned as a demon, but I like the idea of wither skeleton instead for this au, if you don't already have plans for him). he could join Zed and Tango :)))

how does the siren song work? can you get anyone to do anything with it if you were good enough? considering song is in the name, is it more effective if it's more melodic?

how do the rune trigger thingies work? Does the staff need to be continuously touching the person to trigger the collar, or does it have a time limit, or is it a secret third option? (this is for a lil piece i've written that I may or may not post lol)

That's it for now, although I do want to say that it would be adorable if Katherine got Shelby a sun-lamp so she could grow over-city plants down there :3

actually that's not it. it'd be fun if you wrote a piece where Grian helps Mumbo and Scar pull a (not so ethical) job. just an idea :)

ok goodbye

Hello hello!

I found the art! I reblogged the art! I LOVE THE ART!

I said it in my reblog but again here they are SO PRETTY I love Cute Guy his wings are beautiful and his shoes are so KILLER and then the SWAGON from Traveling Thieves! It's even got Grian's lil bay window! It makes me so happy! I will treasure them, thank you so much for sharing!

Questions questions! 🏃‍♀️

Short answer: No. Long Answer: Not any way that Scott or Jimmy currently have access too. If their current owner dies the contract has a clause that will automatically transfer them to whoever said owner designated as the inheritor, this being a built in safety measure to ensure enslaved hybrids don't try to one-hit kill their masters before a punishment can kick in to go free. They are technically physically destructible but any attempt at cutting them or unlatching them will trigger the punishment runes. And they are very tough, reinforced by the magic in the runes, again to ensure this isn't attempted, so it would be far to painful to attempt to just endure the punishment long enough to cut them off. This doesn't mean it's completely impossible for them to get them off without their current masters permission...but we haven't gotten to that yet. 😉

Blaze-borns specifically can wield fire as physical parts of their body, but other nether hybrids are able to pull similar tricks such as heating up their hands to work metal, and obviously they're fireproof. Plus, considering our lovely dark fantasy AU, some of them have proficiency with fire magic! I do have plans for Impulse in Traveling Thieves! Please look forward to it!

It's basically voice-based charm magic. I may have messed this up, but I'm pretty sure I only ever refer to it as 'siren spells' and not 'siren songs'? Is there anywhere I screwed that up? Siren spells also give the user the ability to make their voice more pleasant and tend to have good singing voices anyway. If someone is extremely good with it (ex: Scott's Dad) they could 100% use it to strongly compel others, but it's not like brainwashing. Like when Scott used it, all it really did was make the ice mage suddenly care about his opinion, and that confused her enough that she hesitated on using magic. It still has to be something understandable. It wouldn't have been enough to, say, get her to fire a spell at her companion and kill him. It's more like it makes the users words much more influential in the mind of whoever is hearing it. It can also do other things, though! Like how I mention that Scott's Dad would sing for the Queen, Scott's Mom, to help her relax, that's not just because he's a beautiful singer (which of course he is) he's also using siren spells to lower her stress.

One hit triggers the punishment runes. A second hit makes them stop. Like an on-off switch! They also specifically have to get hit with the gem at the end of the rune trigger. If you do post anything anywhere please do send another ask/post it somewhere I can see, I'd absolutely love to see what you do with the AU! ☺️

Awwww...Katherine could totally get Shelby a sun-lamp, that'd be so cute! Also I totally plan on writing a piece at some point where the Swagon Trio steal something, it's a series called Traveling THIEVES and there has been a distinct lack of thievery so I need to fix that. 😤

Thanks so much for all your lovely questions, and thank you again for sharing your beautiful art! 💖

[yourlastbraincell-kiwi]

"Professional" Bakers

Just know that I've never made brownies from scratch in my life, okay?

UNEDITED

Credit to the lovely swingin for the gif above.

"Okay, so it says we need eggs, flour, sugar, vanilla extract..." I said trailing off at I made sure we had everything to make brownies. Tomorrow is Addison's birthday and we wanted to do something nice for her. So, what better than making something, both chocolatey and delicious than some brownies. But the only thing is I've never made brownies before. At least not from scratch and there's a first time for everything, right? 

"Alright, the only thing missing is the chocolate chips." I nodded to myself as looked over the table of ingredients, not seeing them. "I could have sworn, I bought some though." I said to myself, checking the fridge. "Where could they- Wyatt." I shook my head as I looked for Wyatt. I didn't want to call out his name, because I wanted to scare him. I slowly looked around the house, looking for the sneaky wolf. I walked upstairs to check there to find the bathroom door closed. We usually keep it open, to let people know, it's unoccupied. I grabbed the door lightly to find it locked.

I shake my head smiling to myself. "Wyatt. Open the door, you sneaky wolf." I said, leaning up against the wall. He didn't open the door right away, but you could hear the water running before it turns off and he opens the door. "Thank you," I said plucking the chips out his claws, only for him to be a little sad about it. "Alright, how about this." I grabbed his chin gently, making him look at me. 

"If you help me with these brownies, I'll buy you another bag of chocolate chips just for you, okay?" He instantly perked up and dragged me down the stairs into the kitchen. "What first?" He asked, ready to help. I grab my phone from off the charger and read the instructions. "According to this totally reliable site, we melt the butter with the sugar, salt and cocoa powder." I grab the bowl as Wyatt grabs the ingredients, as I go over to the stove and starts the double boiler. I melt the ingredients in the bowl, stirring it occasionally as it melted, as Wyatt read the next line of instructions to me.

"Add the vanilla and eggs." He said grabbing the items as he read it to me. I let it cool a bit, before adding the vanilla and two eggs, one by one. "Okay, now we need to add the flour, you can do this part, Wyatt." I handed him the 1/2 of flour and watched as he slowly poured it into the mixture, careful not to get it everywhere, then started to fold it into the mixture. "Okayy, Wyatt. Didn't know you had a knack for baking." I fold my arms over my chest, smiling wide. "I'm not, but when I'm with you, I could do anything, as silly as it sounds." "It's not silly, Wy, it's kind of cute. But at the end of the day, this just means, I'm just that good of a chef."

I lean up against the island, smiling to myself. "That good of a chef, huh?" I nod. "What about the time you tried, cooking up brains for Zed, Eliza and Bonzo and you almost blew off the roof of the kitchen." "That was one time!" "Twice." He mumbled and covering hand with his mouth, trying not to laugh. "Twice?!" "You can't tell me; you don't remember doing that AT ZED's HOUSE. They won't even let us come over for dinner now." "That's so not true," Wyatt looked away and went back to stirring. "Wait, really?" He nods, as I get sad, and Wyatt rubs the small of my back, planting a kiss to my forehead.

"Maybe, if we finish these brownies, they'll let us back over there. And NOT to cook." I grab the bowl, and pour some of the chips in the bowl, mixing that in. "Can you watch this as I grab the pan?" He nods and I grab the pan, putting parchment paper at the bottom, and went back over to the island to find, Wyatt with his fingers in the mixture. "Wy! Get your hands out of the mixture!" I slap his hand away. "Ow!" "You probably didn't wash though dirty little paws of yours!" I laugh, pushing him away gently. "I wanted to taste it, and for your information, I did in fact wash my hands." He said with a pout. "I know, I'm just messing, can you hold this for me?" He grabs the pan still upset and I pour in the brownie mixture.

I then put it in the oven, that I had preheating before we started making the brownies. I start the timer, as we waited, Wyatt and I relaxed and laid on the couch in our living room.

Time Skip

Once the timer went off, I jumped up to grab the oven mits and took it our carefully, and Wyatt turned off the oven, I grabbed a toothpick to see if needed any more time in the oven, since we did have to cook it a little longer than what the site said. But I took the toothpick out of it, and nothing stuck to the pick, meaning it was done and ready to eat. "Is it done?" I nod, cutting it into pieces, and Wyatt being himself tried to take some, resulting in me slapping his hand away again. "Ow! Would you stop that?" "No, Wyatt. This is hot, and it's for tomorrow." "Can I have a piece, please?" I was going to say no again, but then he gave me puppy dog eyes, and I just couldn't. "Fine." He smiled and took a brownie, not a second wasted in devouring it. "I can't believe, I feel for you and your stupid puppy dog eyes.

"Well, you were the one to say 'yes,' to me and these stupid puppy dog eyes, and now you're stuck with me." I rolled my eyes, looking down with a small smile, putting the brownies away. "I did, and I wouldn't trade what we have for anything else in the world, as silly as it sounds." I grin, and as Wyatt leaned in for a kiss.

[cielcreations]

"Early Mornings" - Team SITZ

Solidarity used to hate mornings.

As an avian, it was hard to feel well rested unless your bed, your nest, was off the ground. And nests were only good if your instincts accepted the nest. It was an instinctual thing, a natural thing, something you couldn't force or fake. Because accepting a nest means you felt safe, comfortable, at home.

Solidarity hadn't felt that in a long time.

He would often just work late into the night on his empire until he felt tired enough to come home and just flop on the couch. Either that or the floor, whichever was closer that moment. Or he would just sleep outside in an unfinished building, back against the wall. But it wasn't his fault! At least, he liked to think that.

His nest was fine. It was... well, it was a nest. Solidarity didn't have anyone close he'd consider part of his flock or family or whatever else you wanted to call it. So he just had blankets and sheets he personally liked. It was just a bed, really, with not much else. And it wasn't like the other Emperors didn't try to help him, they gave him some of their blankets or sheets or pillows, knowing how avians could get sometimes. But he didn't use them. He did at the beginning, when Tumble Town was just starting! But then it didn't feel right. He didn't feel comfortable, he didn't feel safe. And the truth was, he never truly felt safe in his nest. Nest meant sleep and sleep meant vulnerable and...

Solidarity refused to be vulnerable around the other empires and their Emperors. He was already the butt of all the jokes, he didn't want to give them anything more.

So, yeah, Solidarity used to hate mornings.

Used to.

***

"Rise and SHINE!"

The avian let out a loud squawk, whining as he tried to cover his face with his wings.

"Nuh uh! Come on, Soli!" The blonde tugged on his wings, making sure to be gentle, "Up and at 'em!"

The avian let out an unhappy chirp, puffing up his wings.

The sheep hybrid narrowed his eyes, "Soliiiiii! Wake uppppp! Come on, Impy and Tango are making breakfast!"

Solidarity opened his wings.

"See, not too ba- WOAH!" 

The dirty blonde wrapped his wing around the sheep hybrid and pulled him down into his chest, cuddling into him.

"Soliiiiiii! No, you cannot dissuade me with the temptation of cuddles!"

The bird chirped, trilling.

The sheep wavered, "Awwww.... You sound so cute though...."

"Zedaph..."

The sheep looked up, "Impulse! Help me! He's tricking me! I'm trying to get him up, but then he grabbed me! He is trying to tempt me with cuddles! Save me!"

The demon chuckled, walking over. He leaned down, his arms going under Solidarity's legs and his lower back. The avian let out a confused chirp before he squawked as Impulse easily picked him up.

"Up you go, Soli." Impulse chuckled, carrying him out the door.

Solidarity curled into his chest, wings fluttering. He leaned into him, his eyes half lidded.

"Don't fall back asleep!" Zed exclaimed.

Solidarity just whined.

"Come on, gotta get out of birdspace." Impulse gently rubbed his back as the three arrived in the dining room.

Tango turned after he finished setting up the table, smiling, "Morning Soli!"

Solidarity let out a garble of mumbles.

"Trying to get out of birdspace?" Tango teased, Solidarity nodding. The blaze chuckled, "Okay, take your time, love."

Solidarity was sat down in his chair, Zed sitting in his own that was next to the dirty blonde. Tango pulled his chair closer, sitting across from Zed and Impulse sat across from Solidarity as well as beside Tango. The avian rubbed his eyes, yawning a bit as he tried to get out of his bird headspace. He could stay in it all day if his boyfriends let him. He just wanted to drape his wings around his boyfriends and be taken care of. 

But, unfortunately, he had to live life.

Damn life for not letting him just be a bird for his boyfriends to take care of.

Solidarity yawned again, mumbling.

"What was that?" Impulse teased.

Solidarity yawned once more, "Don't wanna wake up..."

"You gotta!" Zed leaned towards him, "Here, want me to cut your breakfast?"

The dirty blonde rubbed his eyes, "No... Helps me..."

Tango smiled, "Almost out of birdspace?"

The dirty blonde nodded. He sighed, "Thank you for breakfast..."

"You're welcome, sweetheart!"

Solidarity slowly and groggily ate his breakfast, slowly but surely waking up. Once he was finally awake, he stood up and smiled.

"Alright, I better get to work!" He put his dishes in the sink before walking up to his boyfriends, kissing each of their lips, "Thanks again for breakfast, Tango! See you all after work! Love you!"

"Love you too!" They all called back.

[smallestapplin]

Omg can you imagine the animations and npc dialogue for the botw submas??

Emmett waving and calling out to you as soon as you’re within sight, Ingo straightening up more

When you stand as close to them as the game will allow they noticeably blush

When you’re sneaking around and without them seeing you you can listen in on their conversations about what they think of you

And I feel like it’d be so fun to challenge the brothers one on one even without Pokémon! Like a sword battle (or also a race?)

I love the thought of a difficult duel where they’re just so elated after losing to you because your strength and skill made the fight so exciting… or god forbid if they manage to hurt you or you even lost all your hearts they’d feel so bad! They give you healing items and the next few times you meet them they’ll still apologise and both refuse to duel you again for a while!

Aahhhhhhh!!!! You’re so right! That would be so cute!

-

I’ve gushed to Zed about this idea, and you’ve just given me an excuse to talk about it.

-

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You are the hero, your job is dangerous.

You adore the twins, and while they know how to handle themselves, they aren’t as skilled or equipped as you are.

So you offer to train them.

They are skilled, yes!

And they work together flawlessly.

But they are blindsided by your speed and strength.

How you can block and dodge with ease.

Like it’s second nature.

Of course it is, you are the hero! The princess’s appointed knight! A champion! They aren’t surprised by that.

They just weren’t ready for the sheer amount.

You have them on their backs in a matter of moments.

Your Royal halbert pointed at them, the spike in between their heads, and one blade under either of their chins.

You stand over them, stoic and focused.

They can’t help but gush.

You’re taken a back by Emmet’s squeal, his ears twitching as he practically vibrates in place.

Ingo is staring at you slack jawed, mouth agape, looking at you like you hung the moon and stars for him.

Both of their faces are bright red, as well as the tips of their ears.

“So cool! So verrry cool! You’re amazing!”

Emmet is bouncing now.

Ingo tries to hide his face with his hat, only to realize it flew off when he fell back.

Instead opting to cover part of his face.

“That was amazing, dear. You’re stunning, you moved with such strong grace, such beauty.”

Emmeg quickly jumps in.

“You make fighting look like art!”

Ingo nods with his brother.

Your face is slowly growing warmer with each passing comment.

They aren’t stopping.

They can’t stop praising you, you’re so cool!

They won’t admit it, but they love being at the end of your blade, more than they’d like to admit.

[5urreal5weetz]

can i request the main 3 (separate) with a s/o that loves horror movies <3

A/N: Of course!-Im a bit of a horror movie lover myself. Favorite one is Jigsaw lol. :)

Main 3 with a Horror movie loving!S/O

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Hank

Oh you just found something that'll sit this guy down.

Blood, gore, screams of the damned, pain.

All his favorites.

He will actually pull you into his lap and make you have a marathon, if you ever suggest it.

I feel like he'll take notes, like notes on how to kill someone if he sees something he'd like to try. He would also like to impress you with it as well.

He will show off. Blood and guts glore.

You thought it'll be a cute little thing to ask if he'd like to watch a horror movie with you. He's being on missions a lot lately, and you wanted to spend sometime with him. But seeing him sit up close to the T.V., wrapped up in a blanket, staring intently at a gorey scene wasn't what you expected.

If you ever jump or get scared, and hide or grab him. He will keep his gaze on the screen. It won't leave it.

He'll just let you cling to him.

A scream erupted from the screen as a girl was being butchered, by a masked man. You leaned against Hank to hide your face from the screen, you weren't scared. You just didn't want to watch the cliche scene-Besides there was a lot of guts flying around.

Glancing up you just see Hank staring, unmoving at the screen.

"I feel like you're way more into these movies than I am."

"Shut up and watch the movie."

_________

Sanford

Sweet big guy, doesn't really like those type of films.

Tends to avoid them.

But if you suggest to watch it with him, he'll eventually give in.

He will end up talking a lot more than usual, to calm his nerves.

Jumpscares will get him, whether they were intentional or not. Poor guy will get scared at the sound of a pin dropping.

He will be staring at the screen nervously, preparing himself for one - And he just ends up jumping at the slightest touch from you bumping elbows.

You end up hiding or grabbing him from a scene you don't like, he'd hold you in a bit of vice grip because he going to do the same with you.

He maybe a killer, but horror movies ain't his thing. But for you, he'll make an exceptation.

"The movie haven't even started yet-"

You said, Sanford ended up dropping the bowl of popcorn after jumping at you pressing play. Apparently the volume was all the way up, and was loudly startling.

"I-I know, doll-Just lemme get clean this up."

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Deimos

I feel like he would be the type to be neutral face throughout a whole movie.

He won't be scared in the slightest, at all.

He'd causally pull out a smoke, while you suggest watching one of your favorite movies. He'd happily agree.

Quality time.

He would actually suggest a movie for you to watch. I feel like he'd enjoy Zombie type horror movies - Mainly due to the zeds. He gets to live it out killing zeds.

Like Hank, might take notes. But will never use them, due to him not remembering it later on.

If you cling to or hide on him, he will soak it up. And he will tease the absolute hell out of you.

He would offer himself as your personal shield, if the scene you don't like comes on. He won't say no.

Will flirt throughout the movie. Doesn't matter at what part the movie it is, he will flirt.

"Is it just me or do you just put these on, so we can cuddle?"

He said with a smug grin. You just gave him a deadpanned look, before burying your face in his chest. He was making the movie unwatchable.

"Shut up, Dei."

[hmshermitcraft]

Zed becoming open about his head shaving kink made the others curious as to what it might feel like, even if it wasn't in a sexual context for all of them.

Grian, Xisuma, Bdubs, Iskall, and Doc had already had shaved heads before (Xisuma's is constantly shaved). Bdubs was the only one out of the five who wanted to try it again.

Tango refused to try it because he didn't want to lose his "beautiful icy curls." He spends too much time on his hair every morning.

Impulse tried it out and found it alright, even if not sexually pleasing. He figured it couldn't be that bad if Zed did it.

Scar would totally do it for fun and tease Grian for not being willing to go bald again.

Cleo did not go for a bald look, but she did get a neat fade. Now, Etho's got the weirdest boner. She looks so much stricter now... and the fact that she now has a leather whip doesn't help.

Cub didn't go totally bald, either. He just buzzed his.

Gem got excited about this idea - her hair is so thick and hard to take care of! - and very happily buzzed herself with no guard. She sheared right down the middle of her head and never looked back.

The best part? Those who sheared themselves let Zed watch. Bdubs was around to help even things out if needed. Poor Zed is a mess getting to watch this. He never knew it would feel so good to watch *others* get sheared too.

- 🥫

It feels like half the server at minimum is sporting new hairstyles. Buzzcuts, undercuts, fades... Pearl even got a cute pattern that shows when she ties her hair up!

Cleo eagerly embraces the 'butch dominatrix' look - much to Etho's dismay and delight. Her entire clothing style seems to shift to tighter outfits and far more leather.

Gem takes great delight in her shorter hair. And if she wants something longer then she can wear a wig! There's so many options, it's so fun.

Zed doesn't know if he's excited or dreading everybody's hair growing back. He's got next to nothing done for weeks! This has been terrible for his productivity (even if great for his morale.)

[saltymongoose]

OK so sorry for sending so much art but I think it's Crackpot time I like to think that at first Crackpot would be nice and friendly to player because 1) to not get punished and 2) to piss off Jeb since he seems to like them SOOO much. But the player is so genuinely nice and interested in him, he starts enjoying their presence (also the warmth which is always a plus). Also it helps he's on Phobos' good side (sorta) so he gets more chances to talk to them then Jeb. Also with the whole "Scrunkly" thing, Player might accidentally call him that which leaves his very confused, but they said it in a positive tone so he just gives a "thanks?" ALSO WITH THE GEN Z JEB ASK IMAGINE PLAYER CALLING CRACKPOT ALL THESE THINGS STARTS MAKING JEB JEALOUS AND MAD BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY MEAN,,, and going way back to the "Player fanclub" thing,,, Crackpot finds out and is like "OH MY GOODNESS!! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!!! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME EACH OF ALL THE MERCH AND ACCESS TO THE WRITING I'M TELLING PHOBOS" because he's just like that.

!Okay, first of all, omg they look so cute in this art! I don't know how you do it with these expressions, but they're perfect every time. I love it, thank you lol. <3333

Secondly, with Crackpot specifically, I actually think this is very likely. Crackpot (and everyone else in the Nexus) knows what happens when anyone speaks ill of you or does anything close to hostility when in your presence. At first, acting nice is a way for him to avoid any ire from the Director. But he'd also be blind if he didn't notice Christoff's odd fondness for you and considering Crackpot's rivalry with him, I can totally see him trying to get in your good graces just to piss him off lol.

(More under the cut because omg this response is long.)

The error on his part is that he didn't realize how nice you actually are. It's probably just because he expected you to be like everybody else in Nevada (just because Phobos and Jeb liked you didn't mean you weren't manipulative or out for yourself, like how most people associated with the Nexus were). But you're so genuinely kind? You ask him how he is, and offer to bring him coffee or treats from the break room (which you requested to be there for the workers to begin with). You compliment his mask and ask in-depth questions about his work. You never ridicule him, and you listen intently whenever he explains something. Even weirder, you don't ask for anything in return or use the information he hesitantly gives you for any selfish reason.

It's odd but very refreshing for him. He starts to enjoy being around you and looking forward to your discussions (which happen quite often, even if his constant competition with Jeb can get a bit annoying). Your status and warmth are another bonus, as is the fact that he can actually hang out with you more often (a plus of being one of Phobos' favored scientists).

Jeb, of course, is less than pleased with your sudden closeness with Crackpot. For one, Crackpot is a moron. Book smart, but almost completely lacking in common sense (case in point, Plan Zed). He's egotistical, and a complete suck-up to Phobos. He doesn't see why you'd waste your time around him. Sure, he's nice to you (which is just grating), but Jeb doesn't understand why you'd bother with him - not when you have himself or Hofnarr to be around. It's even worse when you call him affectionate names from your world.

Crackpot has no clue what you mean when you say he's a "scrunkly scrimblo" or a "blorbo" but you say it with the most adoring tone that he can't help but accept it. Jeb knows what it means though (at least in the Gen Z Player version lmao) and he's a little ticked off at it, to say the least. He just gives the scientist the most scathing glare from across the room whenever he hears you say those words. However, this just incentivizes Crackpot to lean more into being your "scrunkly" or whatever. Like when Phobos is openly berating Jeb, Crackpot just says something like "This is why you're not the Player's Spoingle, and I am" just because it makes Jeb more annoyed. (Will he get punched for it? Yes. Maybe.)

(Although if he does it while Phobos is there, he'll have to explain wtf those terms actually mean; the Director is not going to allow anyone else to be anything special to you if he can't hold that position himself.)

Excellent point with the fanclub stuff too. I think that Crackpot would probably notice the club stuff going on passively before he actually gets to know you, so he wouldn't care about it that much at first. But he only gets to know its true extent when he actually searches for more stuff about it (and ends up walking into the room where they've set up all their "stores" for stuff related to you, and sees the boards where people talk about their fanfics).

Is he going to buy anything? No. But what he is going to do is threaten them just to get some of it lol. He'll talk down to the Agents while also claiming specific items for himself, speaking of how disgusting and volatile this is while making them write down what sites they use for the writing. They just give each other looks before cooperating, because it's not like Crackpot's being slick with what he's doing. He might even demand to be given some power over the fanclub (clubs have presidents and such, right?) so the agents in it just decide to secretly make up a role so he doesn't have that much influence over it. Unbeknownst to him, of course.

I can also see him flaunting his merch of you in front of Jebus, again, just to piss him off. Although knowing Jeb, he'd probably fire back with something about how your close relationship cannot be defined by mere things and materialism, so that might be another argument that'll happen lmao.

[gabumonisbestdigimon]

Finally got around to watching Z-O-M-B-I-E-S and the first two aren't masterpieces but are a fun watch especially for the music. I'm not going to lie the third I think is genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Rant below.

I'm going to start off with that the music and choreography are the best in the franchise I really enjoyed all the songs in this movie.

Zed is once again a likable character and is my favorite character in the movie.

The first movie is about segregation and I've heard others say disabilities as well. The second is colonization and not losing who you are to fit in. The third is about immigration, climate change, "identity politics", and other messages I think just rewrite the lessons of the previous movies.

One of my favorite parts of these movies is when Addison puts on the necklace to become a wolf and doesn't. Which upsets her because she wants a place to "fit in" and Bree tell her she's beautiful, that she's always been beautiful and even if she's not a wolf she's Addison, someone who is deeply loved and amazing the way she is.

I loved this messaging that the second movie portrays of being comfortable in your own skin. That Zed doesn't need to be more human and that he can embrace that he is a zombie. That is the lesson Zed and Addison are supposed to learn in this movie. Except in the third movie Addison throws all of her dreams, family, and friends away when she finds out she's an alien. Like being Addison isn't good enough that she has to fully be an alien, like that's what's going to make her feel better about herself. It's like someone finding out they're 1/16 Cherokee and begin enrolling in the tribe, dressing in traditional native dress, and marking native on their job applications. It's nice to know your ancestry, but your genetics don't make up your personality.

Also the reason two works is because the werewolves are likable. I found the aliens to be unlikeable and whiny.

I found Addison in the first two movies to be whiny as well. Constantly talking about not fitting in and her white hair. Like she's not the mayor and police chief's daughter, a cheerleader that's super loved and popular, and has a good boyfriend and friend group. Like Zed, Eliza, and Bonzo aren't segregated from the rest of society, treated like monsters, and aren't allowed common decency in the first movie.

But I was able to overlook this because it's a kids movie and the rest of the characters carried the movies. The third movie just cranks Addison's unlikability to 10. She doesn't correct A'spen on what's socially acceptable to say, you know not hitting on Zed while he's there and it makes him extremely uncomfortable as just one example.

The fact the her grandma chose Seabrook as utopia even though at the time it was still segregated and hateful. The aliens should have chosen Seabrook that even if it is imperfect the still decide to call it home.

Also not every character should be in a relationship. Bree and Bonzo as a secondary couple is cute, but while I think Wyatt and Eliza could have a good dynamic they don't really interact in the second movie and by the third Wyatt's just magically in love. I understand that it's been a few years since two, but you should at least rely on onscreen chemistry which you can't have because Eliza isn't physically there for the whole movie. Willa and A'spen don't even make sense.

This movie has so many problems and just leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I have so many more things I want to say about this movie, but if you're still here you might not want to hear it.

[sunnyie-eve]

9 | The Den

Series: A Zombie's Serenity 

Paring: Zed Necrodopolis x OFC Buchanan!

Word Count: 2k

A/N: Might be a few mistakes, and I'm using Brenna D'Amico as how the OC's looks

| MASTERLIST |

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"You okay?" I catch up to Zed outside the doors since I ran fast. 

"Why did you leave so quickly? Bucky just told Addison she's the cheer captain. Aren't you going to congratulate her?" I walk towards him as he turns around. 

"Werewolves. They're not interested in fitting in and he's into you and you're into him." He walks up to me. 

"What? I'm not into Wyatt. What makes you think that? And why are you acting like this? I told you to stop because you have Addison. So technically if I was into Wyatt it wouldn't matter." I snap at him. 

"You let him get super close to you and you smile at him when he's talking." He tells me. 

"I smile because I'm being polite and when he gets too close I back away from him when I feel uncomfortable." I shake my head at him. "And again you have Addison." I remind him.

"No, I don't because I told her how I really feel about her and you. She knows I'll never stop having feelings for you and I'll never see her the way I see you. Now I have to complete with a werewolf for you. On top of that it's hard seeing everything get handed to them while I'm trying to win an election for my people, for you too. So we can go to Prawn together so we can be accepted. Once I've won or win, I was gonna ask you." He tells me everything. 

"You aren't competing with Wyatt for me because I will never see him the way I see you, like you with Addison and me. And I know it's hard seeing them be accepted more than you guys were. I was by your side when you were fighting for zombies to be accepted. But that that's not being accepted. That's being afraid to show you you really are. It's like you using your Z-Band to impress my parents all over again. That's not who I feel for." I motion to his stupid poster on the wall.

"Says the girl who hid her hair her whole life to fit in because her parents told her to." He snaps making me laugh. 

"And did you forget me saying even when I hid my hair, I was still myself. I didn't act any differently than I do with it out. I still went against family trying to get into Zombietown, I was still confident in being myself knowing I was slightly different than Bucky and Addison. Having no clue why my hair was the way it was but knew it wasn't special because I was told Addison was the special one... My whole life, until meeting you, I never truly felt special. But getting to know you and and fall for you, I finally did. Mainly because it was this super cute funny zombie actually liked me." I explain to him and he says nothing.

"Zed, you're scared of the word monster when you shouldn't be. You don't want to associate that word with yourself but that's what you are. And I wish you would embrace it because that's who you are and I fell for you. You need to show you're proud to be different being a monster. Show them what type you truly are and not what they think a monster was years ago. Show them the change. Let them know the challenges you have faced." I sigh before walking away from him.

After school Addison tells me to come over at some point. I didn't really want to leave my bed but I still went over. "Wanna talk about it?" She asks me drinking her hot cocoa. 

"Not really." I stare at my hands. 

"I'm sorry. For trying to steal him away from you. I've always just been jealous of you growing up." She tells make so I look at her funny. 

"You jealous of me? I've always been jealous of you." I laugh. 

"Why?" She asks. 

"Because of what grandma said and you never had trouble trying to fit in and you were well more liked than me. Plus you had a wig to hide you your hair while I hand to pin it up under the dark part. I was more prone to it showing than you." I explain to her. 

"Just because I fit in didn't mean I feel it. I still don't feel like I belong or know who I am." She sighs.

"I've never felt like I didn't belong but the not knowing who I am part because of my hair I gave up on. I just came to terms with I'm different but it's nothing special and that's me." I explain to her. 

"I've always wished I had your confidence." She give me a smile. 

"I still wish I was well liked like you." We laugh but stop when we hear scratching sound. 

"Addie really?" I watch her get up to check it out. She gasps making me get up to see scratches on the door, "You could have just knocked. Her parents are gonna be so mad because you ruined the door." I look at the pack who wanted Addison to go with them and me if I wanted to.

I didn't really want to go but I didn't want Addison going alone so I went with them too. "Where are we going?" Addison asks after some time walking. 

"It's a wolf secret. If we told you, we'd have to kill you." Wynter says but see the two looking at her, "Too much, too much, I knew it. Sorry. Welcome! But not too welcome!" I wanted to laugh at her but then she shows something was wrong with her. 

"Are you okay?" I ask her. 

"My necklace is losing its charge." She tells us so Wyatt goes in to explain to us about their pack getting sick because of the moonstone necklaces are losing its power.

"The wolf den!" Wynter says as we enter it and we were amazed. "It's okay to be impressed." She tells us causing me to giggle. 

Wyatt welcomes us and Addison tries speaking their language but fails. Wyatt goes to show why they brought her here and thinks she's the great alpha and that she's a werewolf. As he walks Addison around I take a seat to watch. If she wanted to believe she was one then who's gonna stop her but I knew I wasn't and I wasn't gonna pretend I was.

"Turn up, explain our history. Pull back the veil of mystery. What's written on the cave is prophesy. The Great Alpha is our destiny. Show us the power of chemistry. Lead us to the source of our energy. No one knows her identity. But she looks like you, identically." He explains to her as she watches the wolves.

This is how we're livin' our lives Livin' our lives, livin' our lives, yeah Can you feel the call to the wild? Call to the wild, the call to the wild We are the call, we are the call We are the call to the wild

"I see a real community. Unique, but you have unity. You know who you're supposed to be. Release to the rhythm totally." Addison walks down to join. 

"I feel the vibe when you're close to me. And you can feel it too, or hopefully." He tells her then glances over to me. "Now look up, and tell me what you really see. A bunch of stray wolves or a family?" He dances around then pulls me up from where I was sitting to watch them closer.

This is how we're livin' our lives (Hey) Livin' our lives (Hey), livin' our lives, yeah Can you feel the call to the wild? (Hey) Call to the wild (Hey), the call to the wild

Addison and I jump in to jump/dance around the bamboo sticks like we just saw the wolves do.

We are the call, we are the call We are the call to the wild We are the call, we are the call We are the call to the wild

"Hold up, before you do, let me interrupt. She's a cheerleader, not an alpha. You're in the den, but you'll need to earn my trust. Now show me what you got if you're one of us." Willa walks over before we split into two sides and copy each other steps. Willa would then howl to which Addison would and the would go back and forth. Wyatt nudges me to join so I do it just to please them.

This is how we're livin' our lives (It's how you're living) Livin' our lives, livin' our lives, yeah Can you feel the call to the wild? (Can you feel? Hey) Call to the wild (Hey), the call to the wild (I can feel) We are the call, we are the call We are the call to the wild We are the call, we are the call We are the call to the wild

I got so into it just letting lose I didn't even realize they gave us a makeover with their moonstones. Heck, I didn't even notice the blue glow when it happened. "Serenity! Addison!" Zed rushes over to us and we were confused to see him. "Don't make me take this off! You don't wanna see me Zombie out." He say making wolf snarl at him then his band comes off making him start to turn. 

I rush to get where it landed while Willa makes all the wolves focus on Zed. "Stop it. All of you." I put his Z-Band back on him making him go back to normal. "Why'd you do that? You know how worried I get about you when you zombie out." I hit his chest.

"Zed, we want to be here." Addison tells him and I raise an eyebrow because I don't remember saying that. 

"What?" He asks us and looks at me so I barely shake my head no. 

"But... but you texted, Help! Also Serenity's with me." Bree tells her. 

"I needed help in the chemistry homework and Serenity was with me because I asked her to come over. Didn't you see the beaker emoji?" Addison tells her so she looks. 

"Oh, I do now. By the way, I love this new look on you two. New hairstylist?" Bree laughs. 

"Werewolves, they know hair." Addie tells her. 

"And manicures." Wynter adds.

"They think we may be werewolves too." I turn to Zed. "

What? How?" He asks confused. 

"Maybe a grandparent. My hair means something. Our hair... This could be our pack. My pack." Addison explains to him and he was trying to gather it all. 

"For centuries, this has been set aside for the Great Alpha. And it's rare when we have extra stones." Willa shows two boxes. "Ones fully changed and the other is half." Wyatt tells us. "If you're truly one of us, when you put it on, you'll be transformed into a werewolf. Park of our pack, forever." Willa tells us. 

"What? No! Wait." Zed speaks up again. 

"Can we think about it?" Addison asks and I kept wondering were this we was coming from. 

"For a day." Willa says so Addison takes hers quickly while I stare at the other one. 

"Once you've joined us, you can lead us, and you help, to the hidden moonstone." Wyatt takes the other box putting it in my hands while he talks to us.

"But neither of them don't know where it is." Wynter says as there was a big boom and shake. We follow Wyatt and Willa to look out at the town to see it was from Seabrook Power. 

"They must be testing churches for the demolition tomorrow." Addison says. 

"Seabrook Power is the birthplace of zombies." Eliza adds. 

"A little lime soda mixed with some mysterious energy, and bang! Zombies." Zed startles Wynter making her growl at him. 

"Nice story, but it doesn't concern us." Willa tells him. 

"Wait but it does concern you. Seabrook Power was fueled by a mysterious energy source. I bet you it's your moonstone." I give her a smile. 

"She found the moonstone. She's amazing." Wyatt tells her and Zed looks at me because I looked back at him.

[theminecraftbee]

okay hi so. i binged all of your magical girl scar tag (the chrono tag works for mobile if your tumblr opens an in-app browser) and.

i'm thinking about impulse.

more specifically i'm thinking about team zit—we know impulse isn't too plot relevant, is really only tangentially connected to it through the support group and pearl's connection to grian, but.

team zit.

maybe impulse has been playing games online for a while, has made friends with these two nerds—the teknician and something worm-related for zed?—over a game a decade old, has dragged them into other games and been dragged into voice calls and maybe it's odd that he knows everything but also nothing about his two best friends and.

maybe at the support group, when talking about reclaiming a sense of identity or just talking to these people he's found a community in, he talks about these friends.

maybe he laughs and cries a little while telling stories about fun sessions and running jokes and maybe this spurs others to talk about similar stories, stories he pays more attention to because he knows how these stories end, he was part of the late-night raids that they came from.

and maybe it takes him a bit, takes a few too many cases of "this can't be a coincidence but it's also the biggest one he's ever seen", takes a purposeful slip-up of an inside joke that he's never mentioned for him to be sure that somehow, some way, he's found himself in the same support group as his oldest pair of friends.

(and they laugh about it, after, and maybe the three of them never really get used to calling each other by their names and not their usernames, but they finally get to go bowling with each other, and maybe this is the biggest coincidence they've ever known but they're glad for it.)

and maybe i should write fic instead of rambling in your askbox, but hey. maybe i wanted to know what you had planned for them before putting my own thoughts out into the great unknown.

OKAY THIS IS REALLY CUTE THOUGH. they know each other as online friends and just have no idea they all also live in the same city as each other because it. it just never comes up. so them all being in the support group is very fun i'm a big fan of it. later, he starts getting ribbed about how he shared his irl information with pearl and gem before them, come on impulse. very cute concept

[ibelieveinvillainsupremacy]

Dark purveyors with a s/o who’s a gremlin zombie lol

Oh ok lol

I suppose that you're talking about the reader's personality for the gremlin part, soo there you go :)

Dark purveyors x gremlin!zombie reader

☠ Zed:

☠ Hehe. Now we are fucking talking.

☠ As soon as he heard about this new menace of a zombie he knew he was going to dig them.

☠ You two are probably the most feral of the group lmao

☠ There's absolutely no place that can resist the destruction of you two actions lmao

☠ He is totally head over heels for you.

🌩 Vikke:

🌩 Oh yeah. He's also completely in love over you.

🌩 Despite not being as feral as Zed, he can me a complete menace too. He gladly loves you being so similar to him.

🌩 He would let you ride his ship (even if that means utter chaos to cities but oh well)

🌩 Oh, almost forgot. Yumil also loves you <3

🏵 Mariska:

🏵 Oh look. That's an interesting undead soul right there.

🏵 She isn't the exact definition of feral zombie, but she's totally fine with spending some time with one.

🏵 Or holding hands with it.

🏵 Or planning world domination with. Oh no. Wouldn't do that 👀

✨Josey:

✨Feral little gremlin you say? Oh, that's cute.

✨Totally vibes with you and likes to do chaotic stuff with your help.

✨And by sometimes i mean often.

✨Still is unsure of giving you some of his stuff. He thinks you would crush it for funsies hehe

🔥 Lewis Legend:

🔥 Oh yeah. That's surely his type.

🔥 Wouldn't hesitate a second on trying to let you know he's interested in you hehe

🔥 Along with Zed, he would also love to join you on your terribly violent little actions

🔥 Maybe you need some extra hands on destroying some place? Oh, look. It's now burning. I wonder who could do that...

[cozy-possum]

Zombies 3

Liveblog with all my thoughts under the cut

-Would have loved to have seen the comic style of narration for an actual prequel/ movie translated comic book

-Why did they just gloss over the whole second movie moonstone issue in the narration??

-Why are they letting a highschooler intern at a megacorp; without any college education??

-Why would you just walk up to someone and attempt to paint their face???

-I feel like if Eliza had been there it would have been solved in like an hour (I know her actress was pregnant so she wasn’t available)

-What’s with them trying to make side plot romances a thing all the time; like have the main couple and then the friends stay friends

-I can’t believe we got no narration from Bucky, a crime really, plus it could have fit well, with him narrating to make himself look better and then Zed cutting in to explain what ‘really happened’

-I do love Zed hyping Wynter up

- Wait do all the werewolves have pointed ears and I never noticed??

-I love the dance off but like the aliens are outnumbered

-I do hate the ‘miscommunication’ as a plot device trope; even if its as a whole they looked angry so we can’t say anything instead of listening to what they have to say; like you said yourselfs your arrival caused a disturbance, wouldn’t anyone be put off by that.

-Wait they can read each others minds all the time??? That must be a nightmare

-Why would you sing a song about how you hope you don’t break up; that was one of the reasons I loved zombies 1+2 they showed Zed and Addison communicating really well, but it seems like it’s been thrown out

-Couldn’t any of the other zombies have applied for the exceptional student scholarship? Or any other scholarships the college offers; I’m sure there were some that didn’t prohibit werewolves considering how they were only found out like last year

-Once again the were wolves having the best songs “don’t wanna freak you out be we’re monsters”

-”I’m in harmony in a super hostile way” is such a mood

-Not surprised they went with a climate disaster; but love the implication nothing was done because nobody wanted to disturb the status quo instead of- oh wait...

-Okay I enjoyed A-spen breaking up with Zed, that was a good trope subversion

-Wait why do they have to win it? Can’t they just scan it and have the coordinates on their ship?? like a GPS?? do they have to bring the trophy with them?

-Okay but the whole town hyping Zed up??? My heart 🥺

-”It’s a dead language like Latin” Bless

-I love the upbeat tune to “Exceptional Zed” it’s a nice juxtaposition to the lyrics

-”Progress for you is progress for us all.”

-shrimpy and eely are my otp

-Wait is Seabrook the only highschool/town with zombies??

-The werewolves have little ‘claws’ painted on their nails?!?!

-Wow look it’s more miscommunication by omission; how wonderful (sarcasm)

-Zoey Zombie-ing out to help her brother is so cute

-Do zombies ‘zombie out’ at a certain age? do they always have a z-band??

-I’m sorry the coordinates are in her DNA??? like an orphan black kidna thing or???

-Are you telling me baby addison never like pulled her moms wig off, or found it when she was showering or something?? Did her dad assume it was some weird age thing??

-Also how does the mom feel with her own mother bypassing her as “the most precious thing” for it to be her granddaughter?

-Addison is a part of our pack forever 🥺

-They’re going to use Addison as a ground source????

-Okay but the concept of Utopia being where Addison/her grandmother feels the safest would have been way better

-I love the fact they basically came back for the graduation party

-So where’s the vampire movie??? Where they find out Bucky is a vampire; and everyone thinks the vampires are stealing blood but they’re just disposing of blood that’s diseased?? like everyone in seabrook has anemia??

-Where’s the one where Bree is a Mermaid???? And Bonzo has to learn to swim???

-So does the alien gene skip a generation? Or can the mom use a lens too?

-Where is the movie about Bucky getting lost in space/bringing cheer everywhere and everyone else trying to convince him to come back to seabrook?

[cielcreations]

A Demon's Claim (Part 1) - Team SITZ

Inspiration from Sirianna123 on AO3 and their story Demon AU - Electric Boogaloo.

Also, also, shipping obviously.

"Impy, Impy, Impy!" The succubus ran over, smiling as he hopped into the other's arms, "Impppppy~ They're holding another human auction~!"

The demon prince sighed, "Zedaph... You know I don't like those..."

"I know, but Tango and I just wanna check it out!" Zedaph smiled, "We don't have to buy any humans or anything like that, but can we please just check it out?"

"...Promise to just check it out?"

"Mhmm! Tango and I won't ask you to spend money, but pleeeeease? Just wanna go!"

Impulse hummed, "Fine..."

Zedaph cheered.

***

Tango and Zedaph hugged Impulse's arms tightly, thanking him over and over for letting them do this. The prince just smiled, kissing their foreheads. Human auctions were only held for rich demons and demon royalty, simply because humans were valuable but also very hard to catch with how much more careful they have become.

However, Impulse, the Prince of the Imps, the Prince of the First Ring, did not like these auctions. He wasn't a fan of humans, he didn't like them, he didn't understand what got his husbands so worked up about humans. However, he would do anything for his lovely husbands.

They got to the auction and were led to their seating. They waited for it to begin, Tango and Zed talking happily amongst themselves. After a few minutes, the light dimmed and the auctioneer walked out, welcoming everyone and explaining how the bids worked.

The first couple humans were okay. Nothing too special or to write home about, just basic looks. Some were nervous, some were confident, some were feisty.

Eventually, however, a beautiful avian walked onto the stage. Like all of the humans, he had chains on his wrists and ankles, his wings tied back in rope. His eyes were a vibrant blue, hair a dirty blonde. He wore a dirty and torn white tshirt that fell to his knees.

"Pretty..." Zed cooed, leaning forward.

"Mhmmm!" Tango nodded in agreement.

Impulse stared.

"We'll start the bid at $100,000!" 

Impulse studied the avian. His blue eyes were staring down at the floor, his hands were shaking. He looked nervous, blushing a bit as he brushed his hair behind his ear.

"750! We got 750 over here, 750 going once-"

"One million." Impulse called, raising his hand.

The room went quiet as Tango and Zed looked at the prince. The avian looked up at Impulse, blushed, and looked down again.

"ONE MILLION!" The auctioneer exclaimed, "One million, do we got a 1.1 mil?"

Impulse glared at the auctioneer, yellow eyes glowing.

The auctioneer seemed to gulp, "One million going once, going twice, SOLD!" He said far quicker than before.

The rope around the avian's wings was cut and the cuffs were removed. The man walked over to Impulse, the prince pulling the avian into his lap.

The avian blushed, "A-Ah... H-Hi...?"

Impulse looked over him, eyes glowing yellow, "Are you tired?"

The man blinked before he nodded, eyes half lidded, "A-A bit..."

"You look exhausted. Go ahead and sleep, okay?"

The avian nodded. Impulse pulled him into his chest, petting him until he fell asleep.

***

The dirty blonde's eyes slowly fluttered open. He blinked, looking around, wings fluttering a bit. He was in a large bed with black sheets, the room dimly lit. The avian yawned, I didn't think I was tired. But when our eyes met... He rubbed his eyes, wings fluffing up and stretching.

"Ah, you're awake!"

The man turned and gasped, seeing one of the three demons who jumped onto the bed, right next to him, "U-Um, hi-"

"Hello! My name is Zedaph, but you can call me Zed! I'm a succubus! You're sooooooo cute and pretty! I can't believe it!" He smiled brightly, "What's your name?! How are your wings so pretty?! How do you take care of them?! Can we help with them?!"

"U-Um-"

"OH! I almost forgot! So, Impy is my husband and so is Tango, but Impy is the prince of the first ring and that's how we were able to be there to see you and-"

"Zed, calm down!" The succubus gasped as another person hugged him from behind, "You were also told to wait so we didn't overwhelm the cutie!"

"Awww, but he's so cute! I couldn't stop!"

"You both just can't listen, can you?"

The three looked at the brunette demon, walking over and sitting on the other side of the avian. He gently took his chin in his hand, tilting his head up, "What's your name?"

"S-Solidarity..." The dirty blonde blushed.

The brunette nodded, "My name is Impulse. You met Zed because he has no control. And the one holding him is Tango, a flame demon. How are you feeling? Hungry? Cold? Too hot?"

"U-Um, I-I'm okay." Solidarity blushed darkly, confused.

"Are you sure? We can get you food."

Before he could answer, his stomach growled and he blushed darkly.

"I'll get you food." Impulse teased, chuckling a bit.

Tango moved to take Impulse's place as the prince left. The two demons just stared at Solidarity, happily talking with him. The dirty blonde just blushed, staring at the two as they smiled, called him cute and pretty, and then telling him how happy and excited they were for him to be here. Impulse got back and offered him the food, Solidarity beginning to eat.

"How are you feeling?" Impulse asked after the dirty blonde finished eating.

"U-Um, fine?" Solidarity said, "A-A bit confused, to be honest."

"Confused? Why?" Tango asked.

"W-Well, I'm just..." He blushed, "W-What do you plan t-to do to me?"

"Nothing much!" Zed reassured, "I mean, we want you to marry us!"

"HUH?!" "ZED!"

"Whaaaaat?! It's truuuuuue!" The succubus exclaimed.

The flame demon looked at Solidarity, "Sorry about him, he has no impulse control." He smiled softly, "We want you to be comfortable and feel safe."

"We do want you to marry us, but only after you have fallen in love with us naturally." Impulse reassured, "Do not feel pressured to do anything you don't want to do. You are not a prisoner, a maid, or anything along those lines. As far as anyone else knows, you are my fiancé and will be treated with respect."

Solidarity blushed, "B-But... why me?"

Impulse, Zed, and Tango looked at each other, then looked back at Solidarity.

"Do we need a reason? We thought you were pretty and didn't want the other demons to have you." Impulse chuckled, "However, I do need to do something."

"W-What is it?"

"I need to put a claim on you. It's just so other demons will back off and won't hurt you."

Solidarity blinked, "That's it?"

"Well..." Impulse bit his bottom lip, "It's going to hurt. I need to bite into your neck and you'll probably pass out from the pain."

The dirty blonde squeaked.

"O-Or, if you'd like-" Zed quickly interrupted, "-o-one of us can always be by your side for now, until you're ready!"

Tango nodded, "We don't want to make you scared or uncomfortable, so if you don't want to do this, you don't have to."

Solidarity hesitated, "C-Can... Can I think about it?"

"Of course." Impulse kissed his forehead, "Take your time."

[cerealkiddie]

caregiver!lilith x gn!regressor!reader

spoilers for the first and little bit of second game, I only made it just past the mission where she phases sanctuary away from handsome jack's missile thingy.

takes u with her when she phase-walks, though when she starts to absorb eridium and her phasing starts to get uncontrollable she stops, now wanting to harm you

do call her mama firehawk, she thinks it's cute <3 (doesn't care what you call her though)

roland, mordecai, scooter are very understanding and love interacting with you.

lilith tries not to have mordecai around while he's drinking

scooter def looks after you if miss firehawk is on a mission, infodumps to you about his car upgrades and stuff

has taken tou to visit ellie, isn't she sweet <3 ellie is one of the best babysitters, always attentive, super body positive and love to compliment you! except for the part where she lives/works near bandits... anyway..

lilith loves flexing her elemental affinity, playing around with elemental energy. play pretend is one of your favorite games where lilith plays the part of a witch! whether you come as a patient or royal guard is up to u!

you've probably met marcus, moxxie, and dr.zed (zed is probably a more trusted sitter, at least he has food and health kits!)

has taken you for a drive, and phased the car safely. (it wad a wild day)

has custom paci that says mama's birdy <3

if we ignore the events of bl2, lilith and roland would make such a good mama n papa pair ! Roland is so much fun. taking you to parks, messing around with marcus, driving around with scooter and ellie! through is stern about bath time!

ddlg/abdl/nsfw/variants dni! add any of ur own headcanons in the comments or reblogs ! post belongs to me ☆