#answered memes: james

[ursulawrites]

“I have the right to be worried!” lily/james

[ @foundwcnderland ]

“No-one is taking that right away, Lily,” James replied, leaning back against the kitchen counter as he watched his fiancée preparing dinner. “We’re all worried. In fact, I’d send anyone who wasn’t worried to St Mungo’s to see a mind Healer,” He added. It was a tough time, with the war creeping further and further into their lives. People were dying, relationships were being strained, and tensions were at an all-time high.

“I still think we should get married as soon as we can. I don’t think we should wait until the war is over. I want to get married before... y’know… in case…” He trailed off, not wanting to vocalise the idea that any of their friends or loved ones could be lost in the fight and not get to help them celebrate tying the knot. Hell, he could lose Lily in all of this. Though he’d burn the earth to the ground before he let that happen. 

“I love you so much and I don’t want to have to wait to call you my wife,” James tried to put a more positive spin on the argument to have their wedding in the middle of a war effort that was ramping up. “It’ll be a celebration, maybe having something positive will give people some hope. If you really want then we can keep it small, a few friends and us. I certainly don’t need anything fancy, just you and me. That's all I'll ever need." 

[forecast0ctopus]

putting those men in a Situation

[eemamminy-art]

Extremely difficult top 5: Top 5 butches

I've sat on this for a long time because I wasn't sure how I wanted to approach it! Do I pick real life butches, butches that are expressly called as such in their medias, or characters that I interpret as butch?

Ultimately, I opted for the last option, because I think that will be the most fun in terms of me trying to argue my case lol

Faris Scherwiz — Final Fantasy V

"James Kidd" / Mary Read — Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Agrias Oaks — Final Fantasy Tactics

Vi — Arcane

Zero — Final Fantasy XIV

Further rambling and pictures under the read more cut because oh my goodness this is. Long.

Faris Scherwiz — Final Fantasy V

This character awoke things in a young me, playing a fan translated ROM of FFV. Faris is this pirate captain, initially presented as a beautiful man, later revealed to be the lost princess who made a new life for herself after being lost at sea.

She thinks of herself in masculine terms, and has an honor among thieves sort of outlook. She does put herself, her crew, and her friends first, but she's not so cowardly as to run away when she sees the world is at stake and there is a higher calling for her as a warrior of light. She's very loyal and brave, but lacks the chivalry of a knight.

She's fearful to go back to the life she had before as a princess, because she loves the person she is now. The only thing that really gives her pause is that her sister very deeply wants a relationship with her, and she has reservations about growing close to her and thus to the life she left behind.

"James Kidd" / Mary Read — Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

I know Mary Read was a real person but stick with me here. We all know AC plays fast and loose with portrayals of real life figures so I'll be proceeding as if talking about the fictional character, not the real life pirate.

When in her persona as James Kidd, he is as smarmy as can be on the outside, but hints that there is a deeper complexity to him. He's deeply enigmatic and flirtatious. He's clever, and drips juuust enough temptation to guide Edward onto the path of the assassins.

When she reveals herself to be a woman, she keeps the same demeanor as always. It's a secret she keeps close to her chest, and reveals it only to use her body to her advantage to create a distraction. Her dedication to her friends and to her freedom matters far more to her than her presentation.

I'm grateful that even despite the era in which this game came out, there's not a total personality switch after the reveal. She's still so much herself, regardless of how she physically appears or which names or pronouns she uses. She makes it clear that she considers herself a woman, in spite of how she normally presents, and she's just bursting with so much confidence. Goals, honestly. She's a hugely inspirational character to me.

Plus I mean. Oh my gosh. She has this rumbling, sultry voice with a Yorkshire accent. Swoon.

Agrias Oaks — Final Fantasy Tactics

I want to first preface with an anecdote, that the lesbian subtext between Agrias and Ovelia is so overt that while growing up, my brother's best friend refused to believe Agrias was a woman and headcanoned her as a male knight to justify it in his head (he also headcanoned Ramza as being a woman to justify the gay subtext between him and Delita.. 😂 lmao FFT is extremely gay please play it)

But onto Agrias herself: she is really the textbook definition of a knight. She would give everything for her kingdom and her princess. She is lawful good to a fault, which is not an easy feat in the world of Ivalice. Chivalrous, devoted, stern but kind when it comes to Her Highness... 🥺

So normal about them... they are like THE yuri ship in final fantasy, but not a lot of people played FFT!! 😭

They even mention it in FFXIV in Orbonne Monastery... love wins......

Vi — Arcane

Going to first say I don't play league of legends, mobas give me hives lol but Vi was phenomenal in Arcane. I am missing a lot of context for the character because of that though, so my take on her is purely based on her portrayal in Arcane.

She's headstrong, she lets her emotions get the better of her, she gets into fights, she's scrappy as hell, she's protective and devoted. What stands out sooo much is that, these are traits you might find in a male protagonist in other media, but the way Vi goes about it is just so in touch with her womanhood. Just a more masculine womanhood.

All of the characters in Arcane are written so well, but I found it very very refreshing for there to be so many well written women with all sorts of personalities and archetypes, and not just the usual tropes you see for female characters.

Zero — Final Fantasy XIV

I waffled a little bit on this pick, because the butch identity is very much about demeanor as much as it is appearance-- if not more so.

Zero is a little bit of an odd duck in that way. She has some very vulnerable, sensitive moments. She's sometimes downright meek. Overall she is cool, confident, business-like, and has her own sense of morality forged by her losses, her time spent bound in contract as a voidsent, and the harsh world of the Thirteenth.

I admit, I initially found her softer moments a little off-putting. Putting it into perspective though, butches do have these moments of vulnerability and softness. It's something really key in the dynamic of butch and femme, that where butches are strong and protective, they need stability and soothing from femmes. A feminine strength to heal the damage that the world has inflicted on the butch while she stands as a shield to herself and other women.

I don't think it was the writers' intentions for her to read that way, I'm pretty sure this is me seeing what I want to see lol. But I think it's still nice! I only didn't notice at first because I play as a gay male wol so her being vulnerable with him activated my fight or flight response. But outside the context of my own OC as the warrior of light, in the context of maybe a female wol (or better yet an experienced and no-nonsense femme like Y'shtola 👀) it's really nice to think about. I think also the pacing of the Endwalker patches didn't do her many favors, but when given time to reflect on her character arc, I think there's a lot of room there, especially when interpreting her in the context of a butch/femme relationship.

She is also pretty new to the whole human thing. She's like a baby butch, still very soft. She can bite and hit hard, but when things break through her shell, they cut deep. Which makes her worthwhile adding to this list, in contrast to the others who are much more experienced and able to protect themselves and others.

[blaacknoir]

House and Wilson :3

I mean this in the most affectionate way possible but how dare you make me read your username with my own two eyes 😭

Apparently I have a lot of thoughts about these two, lol.

House, of course, doesn't hand out candy. He answers the door with a tube of mini M&Ms in hand, and tells the kids he's out of candy while he pops Vicodin out of the tube. (Alternatively, he just does a Eustace Bagg-style jumpscare and yells ""OOGA BOOGA BOOGA.")

At work, he continues the Vi-candy bit. There's a bowl of typical Halloween candy on his desk, but any time his team reaches for some, he gets onto them with either a buzzer-type sound or a whack to the fingers with his cane. To cause problems, in the clinic and/or the waiting room, he'll just toss out candy to the kids.

Wilson, on the other hand, loves trick-or-treaters, and gets the Good Shit every year. If he can't find small bags of the Good Candy, he settles for full bars of the regular stuff. He decorates his apartment door and puts out a jack-o'-lantern. (One year, a kid smashes the hell out of it. And steals his next one. And replaces his third with a different, more obscene one.)(It's House. The kid is House.)

He doesn't decorate his office much at work (he has vague concerns about ghosts being "morbid" in an oncologist's office) but he puts out an equally nice bowl of candy on his desk.

He and House are, of course, well-behaved grown adults who don't ever get into candy-related shenanigans and how dare you sully House's good name by insinuating that he stole all of Wilson's fancy candy and blaming it on Chase. Honestly he's hurt that you'd even think that.

If they're together, Wilson sends House out to pick up candy ("Yeah sure, send the cripple to go brave the busy streets in the cold at night--" "House, shut up and go get it."), and is both irritated and unsurprised when House shows up with the most old-lady candy imaginable. ("Where did you even get those? I thought they just... magically appeared in your house once you passed 65 or got grandchildren.")

They are, inexplicably and to House's dismay, a huge hit with the trick-or-treaters.

(Ask meme)

[white-wolf-actually]

Why do you have so many?

[putuponpercy]

I had a vision of this being in Henry's wardrobe

[rwac96]

Crossover Crack Ship Prompt: Anko x James Ironwood

IRON SERPENTS/ANRON

X

[fabianvalencia561]

What would it look like if sir topham hatt took the steam team to a super market xd???

(Question would be :v)

Well humanoids are aloud in the same places as humans such as super market so the steam team acts like anyone who would go to a super market. Though I made a drawing on how when Gordon, James, and Edward acted when they first ever went to a super market... poor Sir Topham

Yeah they were something else when they were younger

I used this meme templet a little bit

[jamestheenderman]

No he is DEFINITELY not eating moss. THE STAINS AROUND HIS MOUTH ARE NOT MOSS.

[[ James is REALLY confused because he doesn't understand what's going on- bonus because the least he can do is to smell the moss and gross out. Then try to take care of this... kid? ]]

[jasminexbaudelaires]

top 5 hottest people in bearcreek

That's...damn, that's not fair. There's so many gorgeous people in this town. I guess, in no particular order 1. River Jackson 2. Nick Duval 3. Sam Evans 4. Delilah James 5. Gabby Fabray

@riverjacksonx @nick-duval @sammyjevans @delilahjcmes @gabriellefabray

[year2000electronics]

you- you have infected me with your taste in music-

[ziggykyeons]

📸 + warner

@warnerstjames

✧ — ⋆    𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 & 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .

[townofcadence]

"Be honest... Do you trust me?" [James, CastleEmporium]

Be Honest... @castleemporium

"I feel like maybeee I should be concerned you're asking that? But .... yeah. I mean, I think you're definitely a rube goldberg bugs bunny motherfucker at times, I know you can get up to shenanigans and mischief and bullshit, don't get me wrong. But you've always been good to me. Kind when I've been in... a rough spot. Generous too. You're a friend, and ultimately a good person. So--- yeah. I do trust you."

[covertstrings]

answered meme ♡༉ ⟆ brooke d w. haley ⟅ @withinthem sent ♫

“you need a friend, i’ll be around.”

[waugh-bao]

”Charlie Watts has a huge dong”

Original first chapter of “Life.” Publisher read it, realized what sort of book it was going to be if Keith was left on his own: poorly typed, beautifully phrased sentences but those sentences are about tiny todgers and huge dongs. Keith reported he was taking fact-checking seriously and called Marianne and Shirley for confirmation. Marianne confirmed, Shirley had her number changed. Publisher called James Fox immediately.

[white-wolf-actually]

All are accurate