Overdone Super Hero Movie tropes (you can only pick 3. Otherwise, it's a shit movie.)
1-(Graphically, recently, or during the movie) Dead parents. Dead spouse. Dead kids. Dead sibling. Dead loved friend. It is a fucking MIRACLE if their family is healthy and fine the whole time.
2-Killing tons of grunts/soldiers/etc, but THEN showing mercy to the main bad guy WHO HAS KILLED MORE THAN ALL THE SOLDIERS HE KILLED ALREADY COMBINED!
3-Sky beam. I totally stole this from like 3 youtube channels. Everyone hates the fucking sky beam.
4-Talking/monologuing to the audience or themselves.
5-A soundtrack clearly picked to seduce a specific generation. 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, and soon! 10s...(and it doesn't have to be time period current.)
6-Trying to be funny/knowing you're funny to the point you're breaking the '3.999999^infinity-rd' wall (almost the 4th wall) and then it stops-being-funny.
7-CGI battles so fast and blurry, you don't even know what's going on. And a million quick cuts ain't fucking helping. Use real sets so it looks like a real fucking fight.
8-No one ever acknowledging the collateral damage (people to buildings alike) they are doing. <Watch 'Invincible' for the MOST GRAPHIC SUPERMAN-LIKE FIGHT EVER!>
9-Basically, no one important dying. SURE, someone died, and they were kinda loved, but...meh. If there are not any stakes, then it's like watching a preschooler's cartoon: we know it all comes out perfect in the end.
10-The bad guy kills his/her own henchperson. COME ON> OVERPLAYED.
11-They introduce side characters that they either dive REAL deep into or NOT at all, then they disappear/don't matter later in the movie (or series).
12-They introduce you to a character you hate initially, but then you find out their backstory with the lead, and you fall in love...then they KILL THEM OFF OUT OF NOWHERE, right when you were ready to open up your heart! Right when you thought a glimmer of hope appeared!! RIGHT WHEN... ... ....YONDU! WHY DID THEY DO YOU LIKE THAT, YONDU!? ... ... ... ...(okay, this one may not count...)
13-There's absolutely no real character arc. They came in as 'a', left as 'A', and some 'BS' happened in the middle.
14-The lead baddie is more interesting than the lead. That's a sin. You go to bad bad land.
15-THE MAIN BAD GUY DOES NOT KILL THE HERO WHEN GIVEN ANY OPPORTUNITY> Fuck that. You'll kill millions of innocents, but not the dude who has been trying to stop you and ruin all your plans? DUMB> DUMB DUMB DUMB. I am SO desperate for anything new, I'd even let a few 'actually kills them but they're brought back to life' fly....(not too many, you slippery fucks).
16 (#12 being kinda a joke one, I wanted an even 15. Spoilers for Ant-man 3.)-'Comes in at the last moment, out of left field, saving grace.' And you can take this how you will, but my personal example was THE FUCKING ANTS IN ANT-MAN 3 WHO WERE HYPER INTELLIGENT AND SAVED THE MULTIVERSE> Ant-man did not do shit. Not really. It was fucking HYPER INTELLIGENT SUPER ANTS WHICH YOU HAD NO IDEA ABOUT TILL THE END OF THE MOVIE. The ONLY hints were: super intelligent ants went into the whatever tiny verse with them (so? So did a table). The old fuck hears something that irritates his headset with the ants. But did that explain them EVOLVING BEYOND HUMANS BECAUSE THEY LIVED THRU MILLIONS OF YEARS AFTER GOING THRU THE SAME PORTAL AS EVERYONE ELSE, BUT ENDING UP SOMEWHERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT? No. No it did not. At fucking all. In any way. They never explained how the ants, again who lived millions of years somewhere else (cuz Kang didn't even know about them) found the leads and got to them RIGHT IN THE NICK OF TIME. It made no fucking sense. FUCK THAT HORRIBLE ASS MOVIE! (it's why I wrote this fucking list).
Fuck it.
#17-Again from ant man 3. Taking away some of the best parts of your other movies (his posse/crew/work buddies) and adding in old elements no one gave a fuck about (the villain in the original movie. NO ONE GAVE A FUCK, ANT SHIT!)
<what ones did I miss? PLEASE tell me! I want to know so I can go 'fuck, I knew that, but forgot.' Or didn't even consider. Blow my mind! Should it be more than 3 cuz it's impossible to make a movie that doesn't have SOME of these? Also, can you name ANY Superhero movie that doesn't do ANY of these? CHALLENGE! And do not even hate watch ant man 3. It's incredibly disappointing. Like it is amazing how much work it took to fail.>
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While on our way to see Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3
This week we did do some pick-ups starting with
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania on 4K and there was only
a few left! I do have to say I am a lil disappointed
that was was no Slip case for it but anyway
we then also picked up Max Fleischer's Superman on regular Blu-ray!
I enjoyed Quantumania I thought it was pretty good
and I was waiting for the Superman thing I have it
on DVD but was thinking of replace that with this
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Highest-grossing Hollywood Films at the Worldwide Box Office (2023)
Box Office: Highest-grossing Hollywood Films at the Worldwide Box Office (2023) 🍿.
1️⃣ Barbie — $1.38B
2️⃣ Super Mario Bros — $1.36B
3️⃣ GotG Vol 3 — $845M
4️⃣ Oppenheimer — $777M
5️⃣ Fast X — $705M
6️⃣ Across The Spider-Verse — $688M
7️⃣ The Little Mermaid — $568M
8️⃣ Mission Impossible7 — $552M
9️⃣ Ant Man3 — $476M
🔟 Elemental — $468.6M
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some of my 2023 predictions 😁🤗🥳💫
(this is just for fun and rather random)
ariana grande will release an album that’s a concept new to her after finishing wicked and record it in a short amount of time
jordyn woods and karl anthony towns get engaged
[redacted] kpop group will disband or [redacted] will leave the group and company leaving the group on indefinite hiatus
marsai martin will be cast in a major “breakthrough” movie role
[redacted] and [redacted] major buzzed movies will drastically underperform at the box office despite having huge ensemble casts
kamala harris will have to step in as president for 2 months
the little mermaid will “overperform” and be a stand-out of the year
zayn and harry styles will be seen out together
the flash movie will not reach 200m domestically and perform worse overseas after another ezra scandal...just chaos for dc all around
megan fox and mgk finally break up
5 more commonwealth countries will leave the commonwealth
normani won’t release her album after once again starting the year saying it’s coming soon
a twice member will get married
kim kardashian will date a politician
guardians3 will not be a hit with fans but ant man3 and the marvels will be unexpected hits (especially the marvels)
tom felton will get some real employment outside harry potter nostalgia/draco+hermione shippers
vanessa hudgens will get pregnant
there will be a spider sighting near a daredevil filming location
barbie movie will not let all of us (me) down
meghan markle pregnant with twins
[redacted] gets into a major controversy after an interview (but don’t stress! he’s white so he’ll be alright)
beyoncé will drop the visuals for renaissance
grey’s anatomy will announce the final season and another long running show will announce their final season
lindsay lohan will be cast in the role that truly revives her career
pete davidson will get someone pregnant
tiktok will have a major shutdown for 2 months+ forcing people back to youtube etc or never return to the platform altogether after it undergoes major changes
a kardashian grandchild will get an unexpected acting role and they actually get praise for it
the fantastic 4 casting will be revealed using gorilla marketing in the cities the actors are from and people assume it’s a joke at first (we’re getting the cast this year simply)
[redacted] takes a shower for the first time in 8 years
timothée chalamet will be in a relationship with someone 10+ years older than him
megan thee stallion will have a peaceful and successful year
harry styles is recast in the eternals before official announcement for second movie
at least 3 couples will reveal they’ve been secretly married for years
bts will all enlist before their anniversary in june 2023
kendall jenner gets married to (i’m thinking it will be [redacted] lowkey lollll) someone she is seen dating only a month (and it’s a good match?)
euphoria season 3 is announced as the final season..or just cancelled..either way, to freedom!
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this is rather long so i’ll leave it at this
if the stuff happens i will let you know
any questions can be taken up with management ♡
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“Quantumania” is the second worst review movie of the MCU - with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 48%. Only “ Eternals” has a worst Rotten Tomatoes score of 47%.
And now Ant-Man’s 3rd outing has achieved a record of it own… the biggest drop in ticket sales between opening week and the second week. It was bested by “Cocaine Bear” made with only 15% of Ant-Man3’s budget. While MCU’s Kevin Feige denies Comic Book Movie Fatigue exists… something has changed.
Maybe after 31 movies in 15 years and 8 Disney+ TV shows in 2 years the luster is wearing off.
While it was fun in the beginning to see an interconnected universe… after a while it felt like too many of the projects were simply introducing a character or theme that would pay off for another year or two (or more).
I’ve already stopped watching the TV shows and I think I will skip the next two movies (Marvels and GOTG3) due to lack of interest.
And unfortunately I can’t shift my interests to DC since Warner and James Gunn are screwing the pooch over there.
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Appearing at Jakarta Fashion Trend 2023, 5 Designers Share Their Work
Jakarta Fashion Trend 2023 will again be held at Soehana Hall, The Energy Building on January 11-12.
Jakarta Fashion Trend (JFT) 2023 held by the Indonesian Fashion Chamber (IFC) Jakarta
This chapter carries the theme of FashByte.
Where the FashByte theme is a fashion show concept that combines fashion, beauty, and nature, it features a Fashion Parade by 62 IFC fashion designers.
Five of the fashion designers displayed their work at the fashion show series, namely the Bank Indonesia Representative Office of Jambi Presents Bima Zikwan, Hannie Hananto, Rengganis, Monika Jufry, and Vielga X Batik Minang.
Each work of the five designers has its own story, here are the reviews:
1. Bima Zikwan with Sahaja Theme
At JFT 2023, Bima Zikwan carries the theme Sahaja, which is inspired by the spirit and optimism of today.
This deluxe ready to wear collection from Bima Zikwan presents a contemporary modern style by utilizing the archipelago's wastra, namely songket.
Bima Zikwan designs clothes with typical Jambi songket motifs such as angso duo, timin seeds, tatapo flowers, and pucung rebut combined with stylish woven fabrics.
Bima Zikwan's work is also dominated by gray and light blue, reflecting unpretentious women who are principled, but still modern.
https://bulios.com/status/41555-2023-4k-2160p
https://bulios.com/status/41560-2022-4k-1080p
https://bulios.com/status/41561-2-2023-1080p-the-wandering-earth-2
https://bulios.com/status/41562-2023-1080p-born-to-fly
https://bulios.com/status/41563-2023-1080p-welcome-to-the-game
https://bulios.com/status/41564-2023-1080p-ride-on
https://vk.com/@sriwahyuni96-get-in-the-dark-2023-1080p
https://radiocut.fm/radioshow/kong-bu-dian-ying-zhi-ren-hu/
https://sites.google.com/view/zhirenhuihun2023/
https://vk.com/@ferasofranita-wukong-2022-1080p
https://bulios.com/status/42652-2022-wukong
https://vk.com/@lyodrahansell-22022kingdom-2
https://bulios.com/status/42653-2-2022-1080p
https://vk.com/@767536016-to-my-nineteen-year-old-self2022
https://bulios.com/status/42654-2022-1080p
https://vk.com/@mcl_cinema-22022avatar-the-way-of-water
https://bulios.com/status/42655-2-avatar-2022-1080p
https://vk.com/@media_douban-xianhjianni-2022-1080p-movie
https://bulios.com/status/42656-2022-someday-or-one-day-the-movie
https://vk.com/@kanhkmoov-ant-man3-2023-1080p
https://bulios.com/status/42657-3-2023-ant-man-and-the-wasp-quantumania
https://vk.com/@silumanpeli-2023lost-in-the-forest
https://bulios.com/status/42733-2023-1080p
https://bulios.com/status/42734-assistir-babilonia-relancamento-2023-filme-online-completo-dublado
https://bulios.com/status/42743-assistir-m3gan-relancamento-2023-filme-online-completo-dublado
https://bulios.com/status/42752-avatar-2-o-caminho-da-agua-relancamento-2023-filme-online-completo-dublado
https://bulios.com/status/42753-vostfr-babylon-2023-le-streamingvf-film-en-complet
https://bulios.com/status/42762-vostfr-m3gan-film-2023-le-streaming-en-francais-complet
https://bulios.com/status/42772-vostfr-avatar-la-voie-de-l-eau-film-2023-le-streaming-en-francais-complet
2. Hannie Hananto's One Line Art
Hannie Hananto as the Head of IFC Jakarta Chapter at JFT 2023 also presented her work with the theme of Women and the form of one line drawing, in printing and embroidery.
One line drawing design is a technique of drawing an object with one continuous line without breaking, even though it looks simple, it is still complex.
Hanni Hananto's one-line art is dominated by maroon, creamy, and black colors.
Cutting shirt dresses, jackets, blazers, polka dot skirts to wrinkle games in the pants collection are Hannie Hananto's new ideas.
3. Rengganis with a Work Named Ratri
Riri Rengganis presents her elegant work inspired by the atmosphere of the night in a palace, with the title Ratri.
Ratri itself is a Javanese word that means night, usually often used in literary works or performances such as kethoprak and wayang.
In the collection exhibited at JFT 2023, Rengganis uses a handwritten batik wastra from Bayat, Klaten, Central Java.
The checkerboard motif of the original gedogan weaving is called Suat Songket in a natural dye from Baduy, the indigenous Sunda tribe of Banten.
All of these fabrics are combined with black fual cotton, which keeps Ratri luxuriously grounded.
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Ant-Man 3 Targeting To Release in 2022
Marvel Studio is targeting Ant-Man 3 to release in 2022. Marvel confirmed their plans to release an abundance of films and Disney+ shows at multiple conventions. Due to the global pandemic, the studio has updated and altered its event calendar. But there are no official updates on Ant-Man 3.
Source :- https://tupalox.com/blog/ant-man-3-targeting-to-release-in-2022/
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Rumour: Could Ant-Man 3 Introduce The Fantastic Four?
At San Diego Comic Con over the summer time, after Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige announced the imminent Phase Four slate, he ended things with the aid of saying this: “I didn't actually have time to talk about the Fantastic Four.” So of route we will be seeing Marvel’s First Family sometime down the line. Disney additionally just acquired the property, as the X-Men, from the Fox merger in advance this year. But when will they display up? And how?A particular Marvel fan has some thoughts and it all facilities on Ant-Man 3.
Just closing week, it becomes how'd that Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas would be returning for a 3rd instalment of Ant-Man, with Peyton Reed also returning as director. According to Douglas, the movie is set to start filming in early 2021 and current rumours point to a summer 2022 release. So we’re speak me Phase 5 – an ample quantity of time for the Fantastic Four to are available in hot… to really stretch itself in the universe, to show itself... Clobber through. Anyway, let’s get into the principle.
What if the Fantastic Four had been trapped inner of the Quantum Realm (or “Quantum City”) and got their powers this way, instead of occurring a space exploration? Perhaps they had been part of experiments with Pym technology in the ‘60s, whilst Hank Pym is operating with it. One Reddit person has a idea that the group has been trapped there for many years and the characters from the Ant-Man movies will are available in touch with them and may be deliver them up to size in the real world.
In the Marvel comic books, there's a prominent villain named Kang the Conqueror who is a time traveler from an change timeline inside the destiny who is related to Fantastic Four leader, Dr. Reed Richards. Kang builds himself a time machine, travels to ancient instances and later creates a base in Limbo called Chronopolis. Now, while Michelle Pfeiffer’s Janet Pym is rescued from the Quantum Realm at the give up of 2018’s Ant-Man and the Wasp.
The concept shows the Fantastic Four is stuck in the Quantum Realm way to Kang and acquired their iconic powers through being uncovered to the “Negative Zone” – a more dangerous a part of the realm. The consumer believes that the give up of Ant-Man 3could have Scott Lang or Janet van Dyne (considering she has lived there for years) will go returned to Chronopolis and free the four heroes.
Considering Kang’s origins touch upon factors of the MCU that appear to be already within the works, it’s no longer a crazy concept. His tale encompasses the multiverse, time travel and the more ancient, cosmic corner of the universe that the The Eternals is soon looking to! Not to say it's a wonderful setup for the Fantastic Four. Approaching the story as a length piece might alternate it up from the 2beyond iterations – no longer to say Ant-Man three's Peyton Reed as soon as pitched a ‘60s-set Fantastic Four movie inside the early ‘00s.
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Ant-Man 3 confirmed and will be directed by Peyton Reed
Ant-Man 3 is going on and will be helmed by a similar chief as the other two films in the establishment, as per The Hollywood Reporter. Peyton Reed will lead the so far untitled Ant-Man 3, having coordinated both Ant-Man and Ant-Man and the Wasp, so the decision isn't too astonishing.
Ant-Man 3 will discharge during Marvel Phase 4, alongside a Doctor Strange continuation, the Black Widow motion picture, and a large number of different movies and TV programs. Back in October, Kevin Feige prodded Ant-Man 3, telling the New York Times that "the chess pieces were orchestrated intentionally after Endgame. Those that are off the board are off, and those that are still on, you never know."
Scott Lang (Ant-Man) assumed a critical job in the Avengers beating Thanos in Avengers: Endgame, as he's the person who given the quantum innovation that let them start messing around with time. In Endgame, Lang returns in the wake of being caught in the quantum domain to find his little girl has matured drastically. Who recognizes what the plot of the third Ant-Man motion picture could be, yet Surprise Teenage Daughter would give some extraordinary precious stones to Paul Rudd to mine.
There's no discharge date or title for Ant-Man 3, however THR reports that "sources state the arrangement is to take shots toward the finish of 2020 or top of 2021 for a probable discharge in 2022" and that the "spin-offs Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness and Thor: Love and Thunder will shoot before Ant-Man 3."
Source: https://www.gamesradar.com/uk/marvel-ant-man-3-confirmed/
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Couldn't the new* Loki scenes that they want to film be something that ties Loki to one of the other films that are being filmed (or will be filmed) in London in the next few months? Like how in some previous movies, the post credit scene was filmed under the director of the movie that will come after. Like the mid credit scene in Doctor Strange was directed by Taika ( and it was also part of Ragnarok), and the post credit scene of Captain Marvel was directed by the Russo brothers (and it was also part of Endgame.)
*I know it could be reshoots, or just a few reaction shots, so it might not be brand new scenes.
Absolutely! I think I mentioned that somewhere, didn't I? Could be post-credits leading to DS2 or Ant-Man3. Does anyone know if Sam Raimi is still in London?
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So yeah we finally went to see
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
(Ant-Man 3) this week
and yes there was some collectable
goodies which you can see here
but as for the movie I thought it was amazing!
I have to say I did love it it was exciting and fun there
was plenty of action and I have to say I did feel that it
was a bit more serious then the previous Ant-Man movies
it did have its funny moments but I felt that it was a bit
more serious in its tone and story.
I think think that the seriousness was because they
were setting up how deadly and dangerous that Kang is
going to be in the MCU movie forward and I feel that they
achieved this in the movie
Ant-Man was in serious trouble in this one.
but yes speaking of Kang which I felt was one of the
major draws of this movie was done perfectly! he was
ruthless and cunning and just how I would have
pictured him in Live-Action
they introduced him and just did him perfectly and
alot of that is due to Jonathan Majors's protrail of him
he was excellent in that role and alot of what made Kang
so good was how he played him all the credit should go
to him and I can't wait to see more of him as Kang in the
future also not only Jonathan Majors's protrail of the
character but the costume department deserves some
credit as well with the look being Kang looks like he should
As a comic book reader you can tell right off that this is Kang.
another thing that I was completely pleased with was the
introduction and look of M.O.D.O.K.
I was kinda iffy on how they were going to do this when
I heard he was going to in in it I was kinda like "wtf?" but
I'm seriously pleased with how they introduced him and his
look and everything. Sure he is kinda of a jokey character in
this and at times in the comics
(was M.O.D.O.K. ever a serious character?)
but they pulled this off perfectly as well and he is extremely
close to his comic book look as well which was awesome I
have to say I did like how they did him in this I was happy
with it.
also they have Cassie Lang (played by Kathryn Newton)
in a suit now much like she is in the comic as she goes by
the name Stature/Stinger so that makes me wonder if
they are possibly going to do a "Young Avengers" movie
or something now?
but she did a good job as this character
everyone did excellent in their returning roles
especially Michael Douglas,Evangeline Lilly and
Michelle Pfeiffer
One thing thought is lots of people were all excited
for Bill Murry's "big role" which wasn't every big it
was like only a few minutes I thought
I mean he was good in the screen time he had but I wouldn't
consider this a big thing the way some were hyping it
and I still think Paul Rudd is doing a great job as
Scott Lang/ Ant-Man.
But yes like I said the movie is a bit more serious and
has I'd say a darker tone then the previous ones it is light
and funny at the beginning when they are on "earth" but
when they go down to the Quantum Realm that is when it
get a bit more serious and and is more like a action/thriller
and once they get back up to earth it is back to being light
and funny I think they did this to show the difference between
the 2 realms of existence
Now one major draw of this movie I think would be the visuals.
this movie is amazingly visually and I believe it does
bring the WOW effect when they get down to the
Quantum Realm the environment and all the crazy
landscapes and especially all the crazy creatures its one
of those movies that I wanted to pause and get a good
look at everything becasue I love stuff like that and see
all the details and designs.
but it was all very impressive and I loved it all from a
visual effects/creature/make-up/production design aspect
especially the lil blob guy who is obsessed with holes lol
but yeah I thought the movie was fun and exciting and
had lots of action, had so great funny moments
and a good bit of silliness being I feel the Ant-Man
movies are suppose to be a bit of a
action/adventure/comedy
type of thing. I have heard that some ppl didn't like
it and that it their opinion not everyone is going to
like something but personally I thought it was great
I enjoyed it! I had fun watching it, I laughed at
some things giggled at others and was happy with
how stuff turned out.
All I can say is what I usually say which is
don't listen to any reviews and go see it
and make up your own mind. That is how
it should always be. don't listen to
people saying its bad or good that is for you
alone to decide. I liked it and that is
my personal opinion.
Also yes There is both a mid credits scene
and a end credits scene
one featuring Council of Kangs
(aka The Kang Collective) and another
dealing with Season 2 of Loki.
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Ant-Man 3 starring Paul Rudd is all set for a 2022 release; director Peyton Reed to return - report
Ant-Man 3 starring Paul Rudd is all set for a 2022 release; director Peyton Reed to return – report
A couple of months back, when Marvel Studios’ chief Kevin Feige announced Phase 4 films and web shows and also hinted at Phase 5 films, Ant-Man’s name was missing from the fold. The snub left many fans wondering if Avengers: Endgame was the last of Scott Lang we saw on the big screen. Later, speculations were rife that Marvel Studios might announce a web series to as the third instalment to give…
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SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK
Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
MAN1
Think it's in there?
MAN2
All right. Let's get it!
MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?
MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
bread.
Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
SHREK
Yes, well, actually, that would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly
peeled skin.
MEN
No!
SHREK
They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
quite good on toast.
MAN1
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at Shrek.)
Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
men are in the dark.
SHREK
This is the part where you run away.
(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks
up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
throws the paper over his shoulder.)
THE NEXT DAY
There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
little pigs.
GUARD
�� All right. This one's full. Take it
away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
HEAD GUARD
Next!
GUARD
(taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
Your flying days are over. (breaks the
broom in half)
HEAD GUARD
That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
Next!
GUARD
Get up! Come on!
HEAD GUARD
Twenty pieces.
LITTLE BEAR
(crying) This cage is too small.
DONKEY
Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
Give me another chance!
OLD WOMAN
Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)
DONKEY
Oh!
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
GIPETTO
This little wooden puppet.
PINOCCHIO
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
nose grows)
HEAD GUARD
Five shillings for the possessed toy.
Take it away.
PINOCCHIO
Father, please! Don't let them do this!
Help me!
Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
to the table.
HEAD GUARD
Next! What have you got?
OLD WOMAN
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
HEAD GUARD
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
if you can prove it.
OLD WOMAN
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
Donkey just looks up at her.
HEAD GUARD
Well?
OLD WOMAN
Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
HEAD GUARD
That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
OLD WOMAN
No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
you ever saw.
HEAD GUARD
Get her out of my sight.
OLD WOMAN
No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
with fairy dust and he's able to fly.
DONKEY
Hey! I can fly!
PETER PAN
He can fly!
3 LITTLE PIGS
He can fly!
HEAD GUARD
He can talk!
DONKEY
Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
a flying, talking donkey. You might
have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
to the ground.)
He hits the ground with a thud.
HEAD GUARD
Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
After him!
GUARDS
He's getting away! Get him! This way!
Turn!
Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
quickly hides behind Shrek.
HEAD GUARD
You there. Ogre!
SHREK
Aye?
HEAD GUARD
By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
to place you both under arrest and transport
you to a designated resettlement facility.
SHREK
Oh, really? You and what army?
He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
begins walking back to his cottage.
DONKEY
Can I say something to you? Listen,
you was really, really, really somethin'
back here. Incredible!
SHREK
Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
around and Donkey is right in front
of him.) Whoa!
DONKEY
Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
you that you that you was great back
here? Those guards! They thought they
was all of that. Then you showed up,
and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
like babes in the woods. That really
made me feel good to see that.
SHREK
Oh, that's great. Really.
DONKEY
Man, it's good to be free.
SHREK
Now, why don't you go celebrate your
freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
DONKEY
But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
stick with you. You're mean, green,
fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
the spit out of anybody that crosses
us.
Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
loudly.
DONKEY
Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
don't mind me sayin', if that don't
work, your breath certainly will get
the job done, 'cause you definitely
need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
you breath stinks! You almost burned
the hair outta my nose, just like the
time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
continues to talk, so Shrek removes
his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
berries. I had strong gases leaking
out of my butt that day.
SHREK
Why are you following me?
DONKEY
I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
me, My problems have all gone, There's
no one to deride me, But you gotta have
faith...
SHREK
Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
have any friends.
DONKEY
Wow. Only a true friend would be that
cruelly honest.
SHREK
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
me. What am I?
DONKEY
(looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
tall?
SHREK
No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
bother you?
DONKEY
Nope.
SHREK
Really?
DONKEY
Really, really.
SHREK
Oh.
DONKEY
Man, I like you. What's you name?
SHREK
Uh, Shrek.
DONKEY
Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
thing. I like that. I respect that,
Shrek. You all right. (They come over
a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
in place like that?
SHREK
That would be my home.
DONKEY
Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
You know you are quite a decorator.
It's amazing what you've done with such
a modest budget. I like that boulder.
That is a nice boulder. I guess you
don't entertain much, do you?
SHREK
I like my privacy.
DONKEY
You know, I do too. That's another thing
we have in common. Like I hate it when
you got somebody in your face. You've
trying to give them a hint, and they
won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
(awkward silence) Can I stay with you?
SHREK
Uh, what?
DONKEY
Can I stay with you, please?
SHREK
(sarcastically) Of course!
DONKEY
Really?
SHREK
No.
DONKEY
Please! I don't wanna go back there!
You don't know what it's like to be
considered a freak. (pause while he
looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
But that's why we gotta stick together.
You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!
SHREK
Okay! Okay! But one night only.
DONKEY
Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)
SHREK
What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
a chair.) No! No!
DONKEY
This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
late, swappin' manly stories, and in
the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.
SHREK
Oh!
DONKEY
Where do, uh, I sleep?
SHREK
(irritated) Outside!
DONKEY
Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
I don't know you, and you don't know
me, so I guess outside is best, you
know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
born outside. I'll just be sitting by
myself outside, I guess, you know. By
myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
no one here beside me...
SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT
Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
noise. He stands up with a huff.
SHREK
(to Donkey) I thought I told you to
stay outside.
DONKEY
(from the window) I am outside.
There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
and spots 3 blind mice on his table.
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Just finished drawing all of the phase2 marvel movies! Phew this took a long time and you can kinda see where I started getting tired😂. Hope you like it and feel free to leave requests! Thank you.
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Yes with our viewing of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
there was collectable goodies.
All they had was a Bucket there wasn't
any cups or anything else just a bucket.
Now The bucket on the front has I guess you
would say the "Ant Family" it has
Ant-Man and the Wasp and Cassie Lang aka Stature
and on he back it just has the Movie's title/logo
Now the bucket is a departure from the one we
would usually get its not one of the metal and
embossed/stamped out ones that we gotten before.
This one is made out of plastic and it is a
very flimsy almost cheaply made type of plastic
I was actually afraid to crush it that is how
thin the plastic is on it.
The graphics on it are really nice but
As for the bucket itself I'm kinda disappointed
in it, I was also talking to a friend of mine
while at the theater who was working there
when we went to see the movie and they were
saying how much they were disappointed in it
as well.
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