Conspiracy theory: Christine is basically the Decepticon version of the Bumblebee Movie. She’s actually a Decepticon (her power is self-repair) who got trapped in her alt-mode and lost her memories, and has bonded to this one human in particular and WILL act out on their behalf. AU where the final battle unjams Christine’s T-cog and she transforms, ready to kill.
Okay. Honestly. This fucks severely.
Like, Christine would probably never get her Cybertronian memories back, and honestly, might not even care that much. The way it’s portrayed in the movie, she’s in love with Arnie, and he loves her right back. She has him, she has her radio, and she has the means to make those that hurt her and Arnie pay dearly for it. And sometimes, you know, that’s all a girl needs. Also, her self-healing being her outlier ability? Absolutely galaxy-brained.
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is it just me who's vehemently opposed to those like, videos on youtube titled "[ARTIST] breaks down every song on [ARTIST'S LATEST ALBUM]"
like sit down, I will decide what those songs mean. i am the decider.
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why does Harry have to be so goddamn shitty to Christine all the time? she's fucking right, you are being misogynistic, shut the fuck up.
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Who would win in a dance battle, Michael or Jenna?
oooh good question!
I think Michael would get really into it, (as described by the script, "Jeremy's music obsessed friend" lmao) but I think he's more of the kind of guy to jam out casually and alone than in front of other people. He'd reluctantly accept the battle and absolutely crush it, but i think ultimately Jenna would win. She thrives whenever she's the center of attention, and would try to keep all eyes on her. She's tried hard to be noticed for so long, so I wouldn't be surprised if she practiced in her spare time or something to be seen at Jake's parties or something. Michael would probably falter under that attention, leaving Jenna as the winner.
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if they didn’t want me to fall madly in love with BOTH Raoul and the Phantom they shouldn’t have had the Phantom’s first real singing part been him belting “Insolent boy, this slave of fashion”
there’s just something about the angry perversion of the soft “Angel of Music” melody and the power behind the phantom’s voice that shows how dangerous this ‘Angel’ really is. his introduction— filled with beautiful music and absolute rage and jealousy— just absolutely overtakes you.
and then when it’s mixed with the degradation of Raoul as a suitor for Christine and a man in general… the phantom isn’t entirely WRONG, of course. Raoul does very much seem to know how to get along in “proper” society. but he is also willing to die for Christine at the end of the show, so he isn’t as frivolous as the phantom wants to believe either.
it’s such a good character introduction for both of them and it just GETS ME EVERY TIME
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(artist is Enterprise4life on deviantart, no hate to them please)
human Christine design propaganda post because i hate it when people draw her as a skinny white girl in a red dress
SHES A CHUBBY DEMON IN GREASER ATTIRE GET IT RIGHT!!
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