#application needs

[dashcon-two]

did you know you can buy hundreds of live crickets for incredibly cheap? they're meant for feeding pets but they have other uses too

are you trying to get me fired.

[wackywatchdotcom]

those are her HOOVES

[keymintt]

superbloom

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

[isabelleadjani]

THE UNINVITED dir. Lewis Allen, 1944

[anmelsolutions]

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[notedchampagne]

i love and respect butch lesbians so much. i hope they bite and infect me

turned off reblogs because radfems got to this post. get fucking away!!

[once-in-a-blood-moon]

It's a rough night at Purgatory Hall. Your sobs into the familiar cotton of a black turtleneck prove as much. Warmth invades from every side as Solomon's body cocoons around yours on the bed, arms tightening ever so slightly with every hiccup that escapes you.

"Shh... You're alright," he whispers so softly. "Everything's going to be alright."

Lithe fingers trace around the shell of your ear as soft lips press to your hairline, doing anything he can to soothe you. It breaks his heart to see you so upset. With every mumbled, and barely coherent, stressor in your life, Solomon yearns to right every last wrong. To rid everything that gets in your way of a happy life. But so many of your problems are completely out of his control -- no matter how powerful he may be. He has to hope that the resilient nature he admires so much in humanity, that he admires in you, will prevail.

The only thing he can control is by remaining determined to do right by you. You came to him for his comfort, and by God he will kiss every last tear away, hold you until his eyes become bloodshot, whisper reassurances until his voice goes hoarse, and be the one constant in your life that believes in your future.

[felassan]

(๑•ᴗ•๑) if your Dragon Age elf OCs were elves that had manifested from being spirits rather than elves that had been born, what kind of spirit would they each have been?

[pleaseinsertwittyurl]

IWTV Characters as:

Toasters!

Anonymous request!

Lestat:

Insane. Does it work well? No. But who cares when it looks like that? She hasn't toasted a piece of bread in years but she will sit prominently on your counter nonetheless.

Louis:

Fun to look at but confusing to operate. Needs 3 different adapters to function. If you can figure it out it makes perfect toast every time. This toaster heats up immediately and takes hours to cool down.

Armand:

Petite and adorable but looks can be deceiving. Keeps toast in a cage while it cooks. Passed down from your great aunt. This toaster is a fire hazard and should be handled with caution.

Claudia:

Equal parts cute and effective. Tries to look complicated but really just wants to toast bread, and a lot of it. Can cook at two different temperatures simultaneously. The devil works hard, but this toaster works harder.

Daniel:

Still looks and works great despite being an antique. Only has two settings: burnt and more burnt. A strong exterior that can take a beating. This toaster is fine being a single slice machine, two slices are overrated.

Santiago:

A bastard creation with a cursed aura. Makes everyone uncomfortable and yet nobody can look away. Only looks like this to upstage the microwave. This toaster lives to make you uneasy.

Last one for the night (it's 5:30am help). I love doing these so please submit requests for characters/objects you'd like my take on!

[raydhd]

[nepenthees]

femmehandling is such a great term. like yes i wanna be mean and control a butch. yes i wanna make them desperate for it and submissive. yes i wanna keep the on the edge for so long they start getting impatient and grabby. what about it.

[spitblaze]

Let a transmasc in your life know that they're seen and heard and appreciated and welcome in your life and your community today

[desultory-suggestions]

Sometimes you have to commit to being wildly happy against all odds. Even in the face of terrible adversity we can find joy, beauty, and hope that will carry us forward.

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Arthur “Disaster Bi” Pendragon learning about true loves kiss as a cure like:

Gwaine: For fuck’s sake, he’s not enchanted every time he smiles at someone else, Arthur! He was literally just laughing at my joke!

Arthur, aggressively frenching Merlin on the council room floor: YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL OKAY-