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I forgot I blocked the inzoi tag because everyone was being so damn annoying 😭
#puffer talks#on both sides honestly#but mostly people who are playing inzoi like SIMS COULD NEVER IF YOU ENJOY YHE SIMS YOU ARE DUMB#girl just play the damn game#are you just playing out of spite#also fools who are like well its not copyright AI!!!! it's still terrible for the environment and also loser behavior#ai art is trash garbage#but anyways#im so tired of this discourse
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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what people assume i'm thinking while i'm working on rekindled: "GRRR I HATE LO AND RACHEL!!! I HATE HER SO MUCH!!! THIS WILL SHOW HER AND HER FANS! THIS WILL SHOW ALL OF THEM! I HOPE RACHEL SEES THIS AND CRIES!!!"
what i'm actually thinking while i work on rekindled: "man i'm having a great time working on this but i can't wait to be done with this panel that's driving me nuts. i wonder how i can get that cool splatter effect rachel did in S1. bright colors make brain go brrrr. i can't wait to get to the part where hades clowns on himself. oof i'm hungry, i need to figure out what to have for dinner tonight. oh look, an 11 hour retrospective on the simpsons-"
#fr i'm vibin' y'all i'm having a great time#ppl see me joke about rekindled being a spite project and just automatically assume i'm SEETHING the whole time i'm working on it#i wouldn't waste time working on something purely out of hate y'all lmao#it's easy to cling to the idea that i hate lore olympus with a blind seething passion due to what i get up to here#and it undoubtedly makes for the easiest explanation that doesn't require any nuance#but i promise you that i still have a lot of love for how LO used to make me feel and what it meant to me once upon a time#i wouldn't be trying so hard to make it emulate the style of S1 to begin with if i didn't love it deep down lol#you're just on an LO critical blog so ofc a lot of what you're gonna see is LO critical stuff LMAO#don't miss the forest for the trees pls <3#i didn't even include all the times i'm sitting there drawing thinking 'i wanna play video games i wanna play video games i wanna play vid-#lore rekindled#self post
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idk i just think it’s a little weird that almost every character who gets the “innocent baby” / “little ray of sunshine” treatment usually ends up just having neurodivergent traits and actual negative traits in the show that nobody pays attention to. like idk man it just feels like diet infantilization to me and it’s a teeny weeny bit uncomfortable to see all the time
#what’s even weirder is that half of these precious sunshine baby characters will canonically have some kind of temper too 😭😭#like sorry I don’t think Adrien is an innocent ray of sunshine he was literally destroying property out of spite 😭😭#cal.txt#autism stuff#fandom ableism#infantilization#she ra spop#entrapta#spn#supernatural#jack kline#autistic jack kline#adrien agreste#Like of course he isn’t canonically ND but the whole angle of his social awkwardness and unawareness#miraculous ladybug#it’s still a common trait in ND people and it’s probably the most infantilized aspect of us#but come on man#and don’t even get me started on jack. we know how I feel#TLDR jack strangling the gas n sip employee in a rage so blind he had to be shot in the back to snap out of it#like am I alone in this am I detecting a pattern that nobody else is .#siigghhh#we will never be free 😭😭😭😭#castiel#at some point in the fandom and probably still in a few corners#autistic representation#this goes for when a character is simply coded that way too#like I cannot stress enough how coding and representation work#I also cannot stress enough that ableism does not have to be intentional to be ableism holy BALLS dude#you can do it by accident!!! you can play into tropes that you didn’t realize were bad!!!! ITS NOT A MORAL FAILING ON YOUR PART#it’s just a product of society like everything else.
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vale you should download love and deepspace
I PLAYED IT FOR A LITTLE !!!!! I got the game for Caleb but Xavier made me stay for however long I did TAT i think I stopped around Rafayel's birthday event, idk why recently I've been having a hard time committing to games, i can't even get myself to properly farm for Navia :< not sure if its just the lesbianism talking but it just didn't appeal to me too much TOT
#honestly you never know i might recover my account and finish the game#i just really love the “lads” abrev part#they're just lads lmfao#that's the game you get lads#tbh i started playing out of spite bcuz males were yapping about how it was gooner bait#when literally every fem character in video game history was male gooner bait too?? 😭#˗ˋˏ –. 𐙚 ̊ Aria.ᐟ.ᐟˎˊ-
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Airfryer is another name for Firewind :D I like to use that name more than Firewind or climate change
I'm just worried about you getting attacked and get some death threats, I already got some death threats for shipping ancient x beast
Ohhh gotcha. That's kind of a cute name haha. Still don't ship it but it's a cute name regardless
I mostly credit my lack of notoriety with the lack of harassment towards me tbh. 700-ish followers really isn't much in the grand scheme of things (online. 700+ people irl is nuts. That takes up my entire neighborhood!!!). Regardless, I don't sweat those people. Anyone who would take the time and energy to spit that kind of venom at a stranger for something so innocuous isn't worth MY time or energy
I'm really sorry you've been harassed though :( that's terrible, nobody deserves that. Bet they all sent it anonymously like the spineless cowards they usually are. Just know that you're innocent and deserve peace and respect like everyone else. No matter what, keep living your best life, shipping whatever you want. Happiness is the best revenge 🔥
#i genuinely do appreciate your worry! I'm touched you'd care enough to express that#I'll be fine though I promise. already got a contingency plan in place#in the event of PitayaFire-related harassment I will respond with a super sappy ship drawing :)#same thing with BurningCheese and Beast x Ancient in general. “YOU CAN'T SHIP THAT” “oh no. anyway. look at them smooching up a storm”#best advice I have for hate is either ignore it or let it inspire you to create things out of spite lol#you and i and our fellow shippers have better things to do than care about what haters have to say ykwim#I'm happy to coexist with people and I know you are too. everyone should be#shipping is just playing dollhouse why get so bent out of shape about it#pitayafire#beast x ancient#merchant asks
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OH MY GDD I FORGOT TO TELL YALL MY WIFE CAME HOME YESTERDAY AND JUST. WOOP. PICKED ME UP LIKE NOTHING. AND THEN DID IT AGAIN LIKE 20 MINUTES LATER AGAIN LIKE NOTHING.
#bunny rambles#she is so strong 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫#and admittedly ik she's been able to do this for a while cus she can throw me & ppl larger than me around in sex easy#but also like!!! i get so easily spooked when people touch my sides/waist/wrap their arms around me and my default response is to usually#throw myself on the floor but between the grief and sick and all i just. relaxed into her touch#this is a big deal for meeee i rarely let people touch me in ways where i can be manipulated physicallyyyyyy bc i so nervyyyy#yes this is why i like cnc so much. frankly cnc is like... my favorite bc i want sex often but im actually really bad at receiving touch and#cnc (whether it be intox or rape/molest play or somno etc etc) is a form of play that makes sex a lot easier bc my little white dog can have#its little freak outs without us having to Stop Completely. and i love that there is kink/play forms that allow me to be my flawed little#self and NOT feel like im letting whoever im with down bc. they're into it.#the relationship between my trauma and kink is i do kink play in Spite of my trauma btw. i fawned mostly with the experiences growing up so#being allowed to fight back is really nice. g-d i love my wife so much. when we met we started as fwb and she heard me out when i was like#hey look I'm real into u and im very carnally attracted to you and also if we take it any further with you touching me (she ate me out in#the backseat of her car our first hang out 😵💫 never let anyone do that b4 her) im gonna cry and she was like “okay! thats okay!” and we#got to have beautiful sex and i got to pleasure her and then we sat together and she let me just cry it out (bc its not something i can#control. its not me its the kid) & it turns out if im given the space to cry a couple times in vanilla settings when adjusting to new touch#I'll not only Stop but become a beloved sex pet. also this is why i say im rarely seeking and dont like pickup play as much bc i am forced#to only top in most circumstances which is fun and all but i do desire being touched also yk? and shes the only person whos ever really been#THIS patient with me. and it makes me happy that i was finally able to explore and embrace#my sexuality and desires and sexy fears and like. yeah. idk. big ramble of many topics < 3
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As Much as I Love Gloomstalker/Assassin/Champion Astarion...
This honor mode run has turned me to a new religion, the belief that Monk-starion is in fact the way, the truth, and the life, Amen.
The Raphael fight wasn't so much a fight as much as it was Astarion stunning his ass every single round and beating the ever living shit out of him while the rest of the crew played Cambion Clean Up. What legendary actions? Never saw a single one. I was fully planning on my Durge Bard/Paladin to keep hold monstering him every turn but I ended up being able to use those spell slots for thunder smites instead!
Open Hand Monk 8/Thief 4 for anyone who would like to also convert. I took ASI Dex, Tavern Brawler, and Alert for my feats. I'll post a more detailed breakdown and my strategy with him later but just...damn.
#i really am not kidding when i say all you need to get through honor mode is a monk and a bard in your crew#open hand monk astarion has saved my ass in this playthrough so many times#he can take out people so fucking fast#not me in a low key durge mood like “the way he efficiently murders people is just so attractive”#but it's true#btw still love that “standard astarion build" like it is so so good#I threw it on minsc this time around with every “lower crit by 1” item and arrow of many targets in faerun and that was fire#bg3#astarion#bg3 astarion#bg3 monk#bg3 honor mode#bg3 honour mode#bg3 builds#bg3 raphael#house of hope#spite plays
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the only bad thing about locking in my relationship with lucanis is that highkey i miss my ongoing flirtationship with davrin. like homie where'd you go 🥺 we miss you 🥺 come back i want to flirt with you too 🥺 I miss our weird hunter/prey schtick can we do it again
#too much lucanis/rook/spite content in the world#not NEARLY enough lucanis/rook/davrin content#first time in my life i'm truly like. okay but COULD we have a poly option here?? because i'm feeling polyamory in this chili's tonight#i also just haven't taken davrin out in a minute because he's one of my higher relationship bonds (same as lucanis')#and i needed to work on my bond with others but like#i miss u bro 🥺 do you want to go cuddle with us in bed bro 🥺#datv spoilers#rosie plays games kinda okay#that dragon sure does age
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btw similar to the whole "if you try adderall at a party and it calms you down, get an adhd test" thing, if at some point in your life you try microdosing shrooms with a friend and end up feeling like a functional person for the first time in your life, get tested for depression. like yeah hallucinogens come with elation so youre probably gonna have some "this is the best ive ever felt in my life" vibes regardless, but like. if that in and of itself feels like finally breathing in for the first time in years, thats for sure a sign that something is up with your ability to process serotonin most of the time. feeling better than ever before should be a nice bonus, not a crushing weight off your chest
#fun fact there are currently multiple ongoing studies vis a vis the effectiveness of psilocybin on depression#both on its own and as a companion to ssris#psylocybin targets the 5ht2a serotonin receptors which wikipedia tells me are more numerous in the brains of those with depression#so like. if you spend most of your life feeling like your brain is an aquarium with a leak in it and serotonin is the water and your default#state is 'slightly damp gravel grinding painfully against itself' thats ummm not normal 👍#and on the flipside of that if you have depression that no other med has worked for and know a guy. its 1000% worth it#origibberish#also i say 'wikipedia tells me' as if i just looked it up but that all comes from a long night of spite filled research after i asked my#psychiatrist if we could use the fact that psylocybin worked for me as a basis to like. narrow down which legal antidepressant#might work instead of basically just throwing darts at a board every time#and after several minutes explaining to her that i was not just asking her to prescribe me shrooms but in a legal way she went#'ohhhh yeah no unfortunately theres been no research into that‚ yeah.... sorry......:)'#which. as far as 'lies you come up with on the spot to avoid having to say i dont know' go‚ that is. maybe the worst one to pick#like. 'no‚ thats not an option'? alright fine maybe theres some internal rules or something who knows#'theres no research' though just. immediately tanks any and all credibility 100% even on its own but considering the subject matter?#youre telling me. that humans. the famously curious species that researches fucking Everything. and also Loves playing with drugs. when#trying to figure out how to make drugs that make brains feel good. would not start with the drugs they already knew made brains feel good.#youre telling me that not one (1) singular scientist tried shrooms and went 'oh my god wait. i dont feel like im dying for the first time#ever. holy fuck i need to study this'#complete misplay. absolutely legendary fumble. there were so many ways to fuck it up and somehow you found the worst. congratulations#om the other hand though. really was an excellent setup for the punchline that is the voicemail i have from them saying she'd been fired LOL#they didnt say what for specifically but yknow. based on my own experiences i certainly have theories jebfksbfk#it was annoying in the moment but at the end of the day i have shrooms and she doesnt have the job so. whos laughing now emily KSBFKSBFKDN#this is what i mean though like. rn i feel fine. not on top of the world‚ not like a god#just. fine. i just dont feel like shit. i feel like i can do stuff if i want to‚ or chill peacefully and have it actually be. relaxing.#i dont feel like gravel right now‚ i feel like a person.#and god what a fucking relief it is#really i guess the moral overall is that if at any point you react to trying a new drug the same way an addict craving a hit for days would#then there maybe is something up with your brain chemistry because that means your default state of existence is comparable to that#of withdrawal. a famously shit experience
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#she speaks#quotes#arctic eggs#andy you're right... the way that this game is odd silly and funny...#and then out of the blue it says something impactful and beautiful and it feels heightened by it...#they're living in a hellish snowscape that gets colder and colder with each passing day... and still they have their own lives...#their motivations... their ways of coping with it all...#and you are fueled by spite... you will comply.. you will crawl your way out of here.. but you will lose your love of cooking in the proces#this quote is funny to me as the player because i love this game. im playing it for the second time on hard mode just for fun#i will continue to love it
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On a Genshin Poll from a while ago, you said that you could talk about Xinyan way more and it would be nice hear those thoughts! Xinyan is one of favorite Genshin characters (her design is so cool) so if you don't mind talking about her more, I'd love to hear it!
oh i didnt mean xinyan specifically in general i like talking about design (critiquing.nitpicking.praising.etc) so it really extends to most any of the characters. but you asked about xinyan so ill talk about xinyan. design wise shes very nice to look at for. her colors are all so warm with one of my favorite palettes (black/red/white). shes on the simple side compared to alot of other characters and i think its nice makes her alot easier to draw. pretty easy design to remember. for me anyway (big sleeves/braids.big collar. big hair.spikes) i dont really need to give specific reasons tbh her design is just really good. one of the pyro characters ever
#and shes brown always a huge plus for me 👍🏾 id be willing to say shes black coded whether that was intentional or not idk but the way they#did her thats how it came off. brown girl pioneering rock music yeah. along with other things but thats the big one#her designs just really solid its not too crowded and you can tell what shes supposed to be for the most part. u can tell shes punk at the#very least you may not entirely get rockstar without the guitar but she does have the drum#which makes noise as she runs. i love the sound design regarding the characters accessories i thought that was so cool when i first started#playing. i love xinyan alot wish she got more screen time#and wish the time she did get was alongside characters i liked better everything hoyo does is to spite me#sorry game opinions leaking in#most of the reason i like xinyans design really boils down to her being brown and rocker/punk ill always eat that up#asks#anon#oo also fun lil detail i think ppl miss w xinyan is that her eyebrows have lil slits in them some official art leaves it out too#i think it gives her character ^^#mhy
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just found out about the hdg and I definitely don't vibe with it. It almost captures my interest but the hard stance opposition towards exploring the implications that come with a self designated benevolent empire that can solve the inherent problems that come from cultures who are supposedly inferior in some way by nature really like, both rubs me the wrong way and feels like a disservice to the setting itself.
idk just looking at every empire in history it's like, that's literally what they all say and how they justify colonizing others. It's kinda really fucking hard to just take at face value. If imperialist colonizers who just happen to be legimately nicies to the people they colonize is like, ur thing then absolutely jack off to it I'm not here to judge that, just like, own that I guess? But if your argument for them is just that narratively speaking it's just true then my interest in your setting, horny or otherwise just does not exist.
The contradiction of the setting also bothers me, 25-45% of any given species will be domesticated on average but the space between that and rebellion just doesn't seem to be accounted for in the wiki, what is the life of someone not opposed to the empire but also who doesn't volunteer for domestication? How much of their own cultures are retained within the empire? It really seems like the only option for any autonomy in the setting is rebellion but that's also only ever seen as a bad thing.
I just get caught on the whole "affini are imperial" and "affini are benevolent" thing in the axioms section of the hdg wiki. My mixed race ass cannot really look at an invading empire calling itself the good guys without my own personal baggage about it weighing in, ya'feel?
#besides all that I'm also just too anarchist to really get the appeal of an absolute authority who's totally always right about all things#who will strip you of your autonomy for your own good#also too much a victim if abuse over disabilities by people saying the same shit and how much their love was conditional on me playing alon#again i dont rly care if ur into the setting or write for it or whatever I just need to get the thoughts out of my head#I'm also bothered by the ''don't write in the setting unless you follow all these rules'' while using fanfic language throughout the wiki#some fics will not be canon complient in regards to any and every work and that's fine#but that's a whole other rant lmao#please do not start drama or discourse with me about this especially if it's regarding the parts I'm getting personal about#grew up with an adoptive mother telling her mixed kid of vietnamese descent that the vietnam war was a good thing#and that in spite of imperialism it was for the better that america went in#we don't even live in the USA lmao
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i don't think i'll ever take courtney love joo for granted ever again
#niche post#xdinary heroes#xdiz#jooyeon#bc courtney love is blonde#and everyone is relating him to kurt cobain now idk#is this offensive#ig i'll call him kurt cobain joo??? is that more appropriate#he has the same spite as kurt i think#“then why are you here” iconic ily kurtis#also i just saw the clip of him (kurt) fucking up a nirvana performance out of spite bc the crowd was booing and throwing mud#at the band that played before them#also purposefully fucking up performances bc of being forced to sing over a backtrack#that's something joo would do is it NOTTTTT#BC LET HIM SINGGGGGGG#joo
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I really need to sit down and draw perhaps the funniest, but potentially most dangerous move I ever did in d&d and it was back in my first game-
#the party didn't trust this noble or king or something to actually pay us for the job we got hired for#and I hadn't been rping much because New and Scared and Nervous#but I was playing a rogue! I had really high dex so my stealth and pickpocket were pretty good#so I very quietly raised my hand and my little elf went “if you guys promise to help me if it goes wrong... I could just steal it”#and EVERYONE went “nooo no way you'll def fail and get killed or jailed and it'll fuck us out of the job entirely”#and I took that personally you see#and the paladin.... was the one who really put his foot down#so I.... waited for everyone to file out of the house to go home... and turned to the DM and was like#hey... you can tell me no and I'll let it go and drive home BUT#can I roll to pickpocket the paladin's sword off him and then see if the player noticed it gone from his inventory?#just to prove a point#and my dm god bless her let me!! and rolled for the pally's perception to see if I got caught instantly#and wouldn't you know it... I pulled it off clean as fuck#so next session rolls around and we spent like 30 minutes with me sweating like I'm high at a job interview with the cops#before the DM was like okay gang roll for initiative and I almost physically stood up to be like HEY REAL QUICK#SIR PALADINSON YOUR SWORD DON'T ASK WHY I HAVE IT RIGHT NOW WE GOTTA FIGHT#so I almost locked our front liner in combat without his sword out of spite LMAO#IN MY DEFENSE I was a rogue and was on such good behavior and hadn't done anything illegal until that point#also yes that really was the paladin's name we were all new to dnd and hadn't clocked what vibes we wanted at the start#Candra has really gone places since this but that spite... that is core to her lmao
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i hear youre a treyjade enjoyer, do you have any headcanons with them or how they got together? :0
yeah ummm.... a few :lookingaway:
♡ - i'd like to think that jade has always looked up to and respected trey, but when he realized "oh, this guy is not as normal as he says he is" he is just infatuated and needs to study him. like a freak.
☆ - i think trey is someone who sees the best in people. like, he could be seeing the scary parts of jade, he just finds him silly and interesting though. riddle is distressed like, "you DO NOT want that guy." but trey is like "i could fix him" when jade is Actively trying to make him worse.
♡ - jade definitely fell first, but that doesn't mean trey didn't Also fall fast. trey was sort of interested in him, and jade instantly picked up on this and started toying with him. anything from offhanded comments about how nice he looks or how polite he is to just straight up "i heard you were interested in dentistry. can you look at my teeth" and then he does Not wait for an answer. trey is conflicted about this!!! floyd and azul are so disturbed at jade just opening his mouth like that in public.
☆ - trey has a horrible sense of humor. jade also has a horrible sense of humor and will laugh at any of his godawful jokes or puns. (have you seen the shrimp flied rice comic)
♡ - as for how they got together, trey would probably confide in cater about his crush (and he is Absolutely eating this up btw it's so funny to him) and he's like "oh dw trey-kun, i'll be your wingman kk??" and trey is like "oh my god no.." but it's too late.
☆ - with cater on the case, he is like. coaching him on what to say and what to do. "sit with him at lunch, compliment him, get to know him better, walk him back to his dorm, Ask Him Out OMG WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG..." and trey somehow fails at all of these things but this is amusing to jade. "your eyes are like... um. leucoprinus birnbaumii and. tilled soil?" "aw, are you flirting with me?"
♡ - azul also gets wind of this information also and is like "i can tell you any amount of information on jade's interests right now if you become the dessert chef for the mostro lounge exclusively- sign here." trey said no, but azul is still pushing. so now trey has like the shoulder angel and devil thing going on with azul and cater... but they're both devils.
♡ - in the meantime, they're Not Dating, but jade keeps asking trey to spend time with him. "i was just about to check on the mushrooms i've been growing, would you like to accompany me?" "if you aren't busy this weekend, i was wondering if you could join me on my next hike. it's just so lonely on the mountains by myself... camping would be so much more fun with friends..." trey says yes because his internal monologue is like "how could i possibly say no..." (riddle is shaking his head defeatedly, like, "just come back alive").
☆ - trey is about to just Give Up at the end of his third year, since they won't be on the same campus or anything anymore, but suddenly jade is like "can we exchange contact information, i think i'll miss you the most.." and so they do that. And are Not Dating Still.
♡ - during his off-campus year, trey studies dentistry and also spends a lot of time messaging jade and when they're both free they arrange meet-ups. cater is still trying to wingman over the phone and trey is like "no, we're still just talking..." and At The Same Time floyd keeps asking jade when he's gonna break up with that guy and jade is like "oh, but we haven't even started dating yet."
☆ - after trey is done with his studies at NRC, he decides to spend a year back at home with his family. as luck would have it, jade is spending his 4th year in the queendom of roses to study mycology (and a little bit of anthropology also, but mostly the mushrooms, molds, and yeast interests him). and he reasons "what better place to study yeast than a bakery!" trey feels absolutely insane when he asks his parents to let jade stay with them for a year. but they say yes because they as just so nice ("as long as he helps in the bakery" was also a condition).
♡ - they were not expecting a merman though and are quite shocked by the very tall eel with razors for teeth politely introducing himself one day. trey's siblings like him though! they ask him all about the ocean and his studies and nrc and even just about what trey was like at school (trey keeps shutting this specific topic down). jade helps with cooking and cleaning around the house and mr. and mrs. clover both appreciate him for it.
☆ - at some point, the two stay up really late together (they're both studying) and trey just finally blurts out that he likes him. jade just goes "i know." with a smile and asks him out. trey is shocked because he had waited Forever to ask it but its too late now. he laughs it off and says yes. they kiss (followed by jade quipping that it was not customary to kiss on the first date, to which trey responds that is was Hardly their first date and jade goes "touché")
♡ - you would think i would end this here because you asked about how they got together but i can't because i havs not gotten to the part where trey 1) actually comes out to his parents and 2) tells them that he's going out with jade
☆ - but anyways, yes, he comes out to his parents and they accept him for who he is. his mom also mentions that she assumed that he and jade were Already dating and he just wasn't ready to tell them yet. trey vehemently denies this and jade is just laughing. trey also texts cater and cater replies saying "tell jade i said i'm so happy for him and his ugly fking bf i'm serious /ref <3333" he also tells riddle who Actually says something positive. jade tells floyd and azul, who reply "can you divorce him yet" and "congrats! is he willing to work for me now" respectively (they really all are happy for them btw)
♡ - they do go on dates mostly outside on walks or hikes when they have time to spare. trey talks about the history of the area and jade identifies different organisms and infodumps about them as trey listens intently. if they see the same thing again, jade will say its name and trey will recall something jade said about it before, which makes jade happy.
☆ - neither is big on pda (unless they get jealous, which is infrequent), but they will hold hands when they're alone. they both tend to go more with acts of service and just quality time with one another, so generally they will do things like cook for the other or engage in activities that the other likes.
♡ - they do visit the coral sea, but it's more of an annual trip. usually, if jade wants to see azul or floyd, it's on land because azul's franchise is on land.
☆ - unfortunately i could continue for forever but i will not yw <333
#treyjade! my one obligatory slowburn pair ajdndndn#askbox!#chatter#treyjade#twst headcanons#very ill about these two sorry#like oh my god girl go write a fic about it 🙄🙄🙄 <- talking to myself#i cpuldn't even do this for my other favs...#'how'd idikei get together in your hc' 'edaters who slowly realized that the other person went to school with them next question'#and rgrd is Complex because they are thr reason i got into twst tbh#friend was like 'lets play a game where i give you a piece of media and you write a fic about it based on vibes and character designs alone#that fic is titled the big chomp and is still buried somewhere in my google drive lolololol#and of course azjm got together out of spite or something idk#twisted wonderland#okay i did noy actually go back and check any of this for spelling and i am just aaaa
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