#argentina au

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What If:

Logan and Victor decide to forgive each other, escape together and live in a small cabin located in Argentine Patagonia (probably in the Río Negro province, towards the mountains of the west) 🏡❤️‍🩹🇦🇷

They both accepted that they are two sides of a same coin, and they'll always be there for each other, no matter the circumstances <3

(If you wanna cry at the end, keep reading)

Logan gets addicted to drink mate and can't live without his thermo (he choose Lumilagro when he just arrived bc he didn't have enough money for a Stanley thermo, but he doesn't give a f*ck). His favorite yerba mate is Rosamonte: the most bitter yerba mate for his taste 👌🏻

Vic shows off Logan the words he already knew in Spanish after so many missions. Now he learned to say to Logan: "enano boludo" (fool runt) just for piss him off.

Victor has become very punctual at merienda time, he always waits for Logan with sweet facturas (like biscuits, croissants) (sometimes Logan is sick of eating sweet, so he asks Vic to bring salty facturas too). Also, Victor LOVES membrillo's facturas (quince jam) (his beard always ends up dirty as if he had blood on it, never forgetting his animal instincts).

Of course, Logan got a job at a sawmill, he has too much experience with wood hehehe. And Victor worked for a time in a food distributor for a bakery, but he got fired bc he was caught stealing some cookies with membrillo. So, now he stays at home doing housework (surprisingly, he's very clean and hates finding cobwebs on the ceiling).

Logan secretly listen to Tango music, somehow he feels internally moved and sometimes cries too!! He also bought some Carlos Gardel vinyls to send for Laura's birthday <3

They both bought earplugs to use once a month bc they discovered that they have a lobizón neighbor 2 km away (the argentine werewolf 🐺).

At first they slept in different rooms, until Victor decided to have a sleepover after watching a chick flick movies marathon with Logan over a weekend (yes, they have Netflix). How did he convince him? He used his secret weapon: kitten eyes ✨ This is how slowly Victor's old room was transformed into a leisure room. Now they have a shelf full of classic literature books (and Spanish literature too bc Vic is so interested in it and he wants to still learning). Some CDs and vinyls of Logan bc he also likes argentinian national rock (He seems to like "Los Piojos", "Intoxicados", and "Patricio Rey y sus Redonditos de Ricota" 😂).

This is for the argentine fans: LOGAN SUPPORTS BOCA JUNIORS CLUB 💙💛💙 He's not a very huge fan for football games, but he stays focused watching them. While Vic usually falls asleep at half time on the sofa with him.

Victor convinced Logan that he would control his bloodlust, so their household is never short of a good supply of meat. Unfortunately, this is a vile lie. When Logan is away, Victor takes advantage of those free hours to hunt and devour little animals like hares or deer. He knows his schedules and how much time he has to clean up his tracks. Who knows how long he can sustain the lie 🫣

In my mind their first kiss was PURRFECT. The coldest month is July (it's winter there), so, after a week of overcast skies, one night Logan went outside the cabin to smoke a joint. He observed the number of visible stars until he realized that Victor was stalking him with a cup of tea in his hand. They both sat on the front steps and IT JUST HAPPENED. Logan tried to deny what happened, FOR SEVERAL DAYS. But Vic managed to take away his embarrassment and make him enjoy it many times more bc he ✨obviously✨ kissed him first.

It hadn't been a year yet and Logan had invited the X-Men to his whereabouts to celebrate his birthday in October. Logically, Victor didn't like this idea at all, so he decided to flee to the forest. Logan had so many feelings fluttering in his chest, but he knew better than to waste such a beautiful and special day. He looked for Victor and found him cooling off in a river. He was so upset and a little jealous, but Logan convinced him because they would make barbecue. It was a VERY uncomfortable moment for Victor, he was not sorry for what he did, but Logan took care of making him feel part of his family <3

Ofc, I wrote all this with my tears.

I don't consider myself a good writer and my English is very poor, but if anyone wants to make a fanfic or fanart of this TAG ME PLS 😭💖

[feelingthedisaster]

aftg 🤝 marauders 🤝 equestria girls

argentina au would be top tier

[moreslendermales]

Federico Roveta photographed by Jordan Ferreira

[milkybnnuy]

THIS DOESN'T CONCERN ANYONE BUT MY COUNTRY WON THE FUCKING AMERICA'S CUP??!?!?11!?

The organization of the event was a fucking disaster JESUS

Other than that WE WON WOOHOOO!!!1!1!!

Underfell belongs to underfell

[jojo-schmo]

Crow Strider AU my beloved…. I am so happy you exist. <3

AU is by @meraki-sunset

[kanzuus]

So, do yall remember THAT Samurai Rabbit episode?

[fuzzypuppybuddie]

Los simuladores

Lamponne Rin, Luka Medina, Meiko Santos, Ravenna Miku (1/?)

Para la trend esa de twitter

[shamelesscoward]

i did this a long time ago between the argentinean johnny

[strangeaxel]

anon porque soy tímido 😭😭😭 pero wtf ¿PURPLEPHONE EN EL AÑO 2024? sign me in! y por cierto desde que mencionaste 1. un alfajor y 2. vi que voseaste, no logro sacarme de la cabeza la idea de alguno de los guardias vestido como gaucho. do with that what you will

OTRA CORONACION DE GLORIA!! 🇦🇷

PRIMERO QUE TODO TE QUIERO AGRADECER POR HACER ESTA REQUEST YA QUE BASICAMENTE SOS EL REMINDER CONSTANTE Y ESCRITO QUE NECESITABA, ya hace bastante que queria dibujarlos como gauchos (ademas como los simuladores que ya lo hice y lo postee wink wink)

tbh me encanto como quedo, quiza QUIZA algun dia los dibuje como Okupas pero ni idea cual podria ser cual asi que hasta que sepa a cual poner de que nada que hacerle....PERO LO QUE SI HARE PROBABLEMENTE ES HACER UNO VERSION ELLOS CASADOS CON HIJOS JAJA. Siempre con purplephone loco, ship de mierda me persigue por años, yo me guio por mi pasion y mi autismo, nunca por los numeros genteee

Perdon por no haber puesto a fritz, ya es mucho trabajo hacer 4 personajes no queria poner 5 ya *cries* // Sorry for not drawing fritz, i already have trouble drawing 4 characters in one scene, 5 is too much *cries*

[elmundodeflor]

LEVIHAN AFTER JULIENZO🇦🇷

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Mmmhhffff

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Does anyone want a matecito?? 🧉✨

Yes, I know this is a bit strange, but this is just the tip of the iceberg of the AU I have planned. Also, today is my country's Independence Day, and I wanted to take advantage of this opportunity 😂🤭

Yep, Logan has a trans flag pin <3, and the other one is from an argentine rock band called "Los Redondos".

Anddd, I hope you recognize that Vic's outfit 👀

THIS is my roman empire

We actually got a Sabrevine moment in Argentina lmaooo. So, my idea isn't so crazy.

Tagging @wachiturrx and @mr---cringe cuz they support this concept 😭💕

[feelingthedisaster]

Mereoradores&Co tomando Mate

James: tan dulce q te empalagas, toma las 24/7, tiene un stanley porque es re tincho (pero buena onda)

Remus: amargo. no soporta q el mate este a tres metros del azucar, t mira mal cuando le contas q tomas dulce, cebador oficial del grupo

Sirius: dulce.

Peter: lo prefiere amargo, pero t lo toma dulce (a menos q sea azucar nivel james)

Lily: lo prefiere como mate cocido, pero toma el mate cuando remus le ceba en los descansos d las sesiones de estudio

Marlene: lo toma en el desayuno, en la merienda, entre comidas, temperatura bajo cero o a 40 grados

Dorcas: tiene todo el kit armado, lo toma con edulcurante (d stevia ademas)

Mary: lo toma nomas en juntadas o partidos

Regulus: t va a decir q lo toma amargo, pero en realidad sirius siempre le cebaba dulce y lo prefiere asi

Pandora: sorprendentemente, amargo

Evan&Barty: les da lo mismo, pero siempre le hacen la contraria al otro para molestar

+Snape: amargo

+Minnie: "no se puede tomar mate en el aula y tampoco en los recreos" *la ultima semana hasta lleva ella el mate, James le ceba del suyo y le saca charla para perder tiempo en clase y lo deja hacerlo porque es la ultima semana*

[moreslendermales]

Mariano Diaz photographed by Tyler Matthew Oyer

[milkybnnuy]

Fell as Argentina's traditional dancer:3

Fell!Sans belongs to @underfell

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More thoughts on national animal forms in Hetalia:

Their beast selves are slightly bigger than what’s considered normal for the species. Not to such a degree that they’d look like freaks, but big enough to make you take a second glance.

They’re incapable of human speech while in animal form. I’m on the fence as to whether they’d be able to speak to each other as beasts or whether they’d have to change back to hold a conversation. Leaning towards the latter, honestly. These forms are wild and primal and speech of any kind just feels too human.

The appearance of a nation’s human guise stays mostly consistent throughout their lives, but their animal form is different. It can change radically depending on what’s happening in the world. This is most often seen with territories and settler colonies who break away and ascend to true nationhood. Like Alfred, who only became a bald eagle after the USA won independence from the British Empire. Before that he was a young lion. And if you’re wondering whether a super badass Lion King style battle ever took place between him and Arthur during their war? I’m happy to inform you the answer is: yes. Absolutely Hell Yes it did. 👌

Only real animals count. So no unicorn form for Scotland, dragon for Wales, etc. They’re cool but I prefer the consistency of everyone having creatures that actually exist, you know? Oh and, if you’re curious, I picture Scotland’s animal form being a stag. Not sure about Wales’s yet.

Speaking of the UK family, Arthur is a lion but he didn’t start out that way. He was a rabbit in the distant past. Quite the transformation. When did he change? Hard to say. Definitely not before Roman Britain ended. Most likely it would have been either during the reign of William the Conqueror, or else at the start of the Hundred Years War.

The manner in which an animal form changes depends on the circumstances behind why it’s changing in the first place. For Alfred, who won his freedom in battle’s flame, it was a fast, violent, and painful process. The first night after the war was won, Alfred bloodily tore off his golden lion’s pelt and cast it into the fire. Then he resculpted his fleshy, naked, skinless body and reclothed it in a bald eagle’s feathers. The whole thing was over before the sun rose above the newly made country. And as agonising as it was, it was also a relief for Alfred. His lion’s skin hadn’t felt right ever since the start of the war. It itched, and chafed, and burned, and almost drove Alfred mad. Even as a human, it tickled and whined and gnawed at him in the back of his mind. Only getting worse as the war dragged on. Eventually Alfred was assuming his beast form regularly just so he could bite and tear at himself in a frenzy. The revolutionaries got used to seeing their fledgling country covered in the wounds he’d gouged into himself in a futile attempt to find relief. None came until victory was won and he could cast off his lion form - and his old self - for good.

Meanwhile Matthew, who peacefully slipped into a fluffy lion cub form after Arthur won him from Francis, was very different. His independence was gradual and diplomatic so there was no need for a violent ripping of flesh. Instead, over time, Matthew quietly started using his lion form less and less the more Canada drew away from Britain. Until one day, when he badly needed release from the trappings of the human world, he assumed his beast form for the first time in decades. Only to find it had changed. Something Mattie had been expecting for a while but it was still a shock when it suddenly happened. There wasn’t any pain or anguish for him, though. Just a small feeling of wistfulness at the realisation he’d never wear his lion form again. It’s fine, though: a Canadian horse suited him better. Fit like a glove right from the start.

Mattie ultimately becoming a horse is funny too because, while I haven’t made up my mind yet about what Francis should be, a horse is an option I’m considering. Which would mean Matthew went from French foal, to British cub, then ultimately back to horse again, lol.

Maybe…maybe a horse is good for Francis? Maybe? Urgh, I don’t know! Seriously, I’ve only just started this AU thing and already Francis has become the bane of my existence. 😂 France is a world power and England’s historical rival. So his animal form would need to be something that could not just fight, but win against a lion. Yeah, a rooster ain’t cutting it, lmao. A big destrier style war horse could conceivably kill a lion by kicking or trampling it. Horses are prey animals but that doesn’t mean predators aren’t still scared af of a horse’s kick caving in their skulls and smashing their bones to powder. Also, historically horses are symbols of wealth, grace, war, and just plain pretty to boot. All of which fit Francis. My only other idea is that he’d be another lion. Because England got its lion from French nobility. Or maybe he’d be a lion up until the French Revolution? Then he’d pull an Alfred and rip off his pelt - or have it ripped off him by force during the Reign of Terror - and be remade as a horse. Lions are one of the symbols of monarchy so it’s some nice imagery there. Napoleon relied heavily on his cavalry too. Yeah, it could work. Maybe…? What do you guys think? Any other ideas? Post em below if you have em.

A nation-person doesn’t always change their animal form completely if their real world circumstances are altered. Take Argentina for example; a Spanish colony who started as a black calf and still remained a bull after locking horns with Antonio and driving him out of his part of South America. A bull suited Argentina so a bull he stayed. Though his coat and horns did turn from black to silver post-independence. Argentina. Land of beef. Land of silver. Silver bull, geddit?

Finally, there’s the differing effects of conquest where the original inhabitants of the land aren’t replaced like what happened in the Americas. Cases like Romano: a nation whose animal form never changed through all his ups and downs. Not after Antonio conquered him, not after being set free, and not after unification with Feliciano. Romano remained an Italian wolf through it all. Change was possible but it never happened for him. I guess it would depend on factors like how much of the original culture survives, how tightly the controlled nation is under the thumb of the master nation, etc. In the most extreme cases a conquered nation’s animal form might change completely to mirror that of their conqueror. Other times they might shift only a little. Like, say, if Ireland’s original animal was a wolf. Then, after being crushed and occupied by England, that wolf began to look more doglike. Symbolic of the English (later British) goal of “taming” wild Ireland. Stuff like that. A case by case basis, really.

(That’s all for now. Hope you enjoyed reading. I’m tagging this as my national animals AU ☺️)