#artemis fowl 2020

[svicolotuttoamancina]

Funniest shit of all time

[rox-of-iu]

fun fact of the day. right before final exams my brain decided to revisit and subsequently absolutely hyperfixate onto my most beloved obsession from childhood. (it has been sitting in the deep darks of my mind throughout the years, occasionally resurfacing like back in 2020 for obvious reasons but only now the phase hit me hard lmao)

so anyway here are some Artemis Fowl doodles that i doodled in the microsoft note app when i was not busy crying over chemistry lol

anyway i would like to formally thank artemis fowl for holding my hand thru my maturita and keeping me afloat in these trying times hahhhha i even bought as a motivation a shirt from redbubble (i love it so much) and a copy of the first book from the new reprint line (the funky purple one) bcuz i just had to have it even tho i already have the full old first print from childhood but oh well-

[justanothercinemaniac]

Some of the Original Movies Disney+ & Hulu Removed are Available to Purchase Digitally

If you didn't know, earlier this year Disney+ & Hulu followed a trend of removing a bunch of originals from their services in a cost cutting measure. Since those were pieces of original content, you couldn't watch them anywhere else. But now 12 of the 15 movies they removed can be bought on digital storefronts like Amazon and Apple. Those movies are:

Artemis Fowl

Better Nate Than Ever

Cheaper by the Dozen (2022)

Clouds

Crater

Darby and the Dead

Flora and Ulysses

Hollywood Stargirl

The One and Only Ivan

The Princess

Rosaline

Stargirl

Trevor the Musical, Magic Camp, & Black Beauty (2020) are still unavailable.

When you buy a movie digitally, you don't technically own it. You own the right to stream that film as long as it is available on the platform you bought from. So if these are delisted from digital storefronts, you won't have access to them. UNLESS you download them. If you download a movie you've purchased (not rented) it stays downloaded even if the title is delisted. I had that happen with a movie I bought on iTunes but since I had it downloaded to an external hard drive, I could still watch it.

Physical media is always the best way to preserve media, but considering you couldn't watch these AT ALL and now you can this is definitely a win. And the more money these movies make on digital storefronts, the more its creators will make with residuals.

TL;DR - 12 movies Disney removed from streaming services can now be bought digitally and that's good.

[iesnoth]

Life/project update

I'll try to keep this as positive but as honest as I can.

I finished school in March for computer programming, but job searching is on hold because I got an offer to traditionally publish my Fissure comic. Because of the format and low resolution of the original comic, it has to be completely redrawn, but I'm taking this opportunity to also add some panels for context. The goal is for this short-run comic to come out in issues in 2024.

As a result of this ^, I've taken work off for the summer so I can devote all the time I can to the comic. Also, almost all other side projects have gone on the back burner. For example, I do want to come back to the Artemis Fowl Otome Game and do something with the concept, because I love it and the characters we created. However, I don't have the creative or emotional capacity atm.

Really, it's everything I can do right now to not curl up into a ball and wait for life to be over. I thought it would help if I got rid of some of the perceived pressure I'm feeling which is intimidating me into a vegetative state.

I'm really excited about this comic, though. I loved making it the first time (I did most of the work in quarantine 2020), and am excited to revisit it and release it in hard copy form.

Side note, the comic is about two black-presenting (one is an alien) people, and I am not black, so I'm looking for a black person who'd be interested in looking over the copies for inconsistencies in art (as far as the characters are concerned) and sensitivity issues. I don't anticipate many, since the comic is short and close knit, but I also don't want to assume. If you're interested, please shoot me a message and we'll talk!

Thank you for reading, so some of the imagined pressure I feel might be lessened.

[timetravellingkitty]

Do you have a movie/ tv series/ book that you absolutely can't stand?

my beef with mulan 2020 goes so hard that 2 years ago i wrote an entire google doc about how much i hated it. i also hated the artemis fowl movie. in terms of books it would prolly be i fell in love with hope or normal people. literally what

[look-how-they-massacred-them]

I just checked the site I usually pirate/stream movies from and it seems like the 2020 artemis fowl movie is there? So like idk disney sucks but no need to panic you can still see it

Yeah, I already thought it probably is somewhere on a pirate website, so it's not entirely gone

[bberry005]

i'm randomly remembering my artemis fowl phase from summer 2020. i read all the books in the span of 3 and a half days. when i got the fowl twins books those took me like one weekend

[shakespearenews]

Over his first two decades in film, Branagh’s signature work was Shakespearean, beginning with his 1989 directorial debut, Henry V.

In this respect, he followed in the footsteps of Laurence Olivier, whose directorial debut was his wartime Henry V (1944), and Orson Welles, another wunderkind with Shakespearean credentials.

Olivier and Welles created three Shakespeare films apiece. Branagh has, so far, directed five: Henry V, Much Ado about Nothing (1993), Hamlet (1996), Love’s Labour’s Lost (2000) and As You Like It (2006)...Even Branagh’s self-aggrandising autobiography opens each chapter with lines from Shakespeare.

In addition to courting association with Shakespeare, Branagh’s choices cultivated association with his stage and screen precursors. Like Olivier, he has played both Henry V and Hamlet. Branagh even portrayed Olivier in My Week with Marilyn (2012).

...My PhD, completed in 2009, considered Branagh’s self-fashioning through Shakespeare, little anticipating in the subsequent 13 years he would direct films as disparate as Marvel’s Thor (2011), the Tom Clancy action movie Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014), Disney’s Cinderella (2015), the intimate All is True, children’s fantasy Artemis Fowl (2020), his Poirot trilogy and autobiographical Belfast (2021).

...Branagh genre-hopped even within his Shakespeare films. His dramatic entrance in shadow in Henry V evokes Darth Vader; his arrival on horseback in Much Ado about Nothing summons The Magnificent Seven (2016); the musical numbers in Love’s Labour’s Lost echo classic Hollywood musicals.

Hamlet, in particular, invites association with Hollywood epics. At 242 minutes, it was the longest commercial release since 1963’s Cleopatra, the first 70mm British production since 1970’s Ryan’s Daughter, and shot by Lawrence of Arabia’s focus-puller Alex Thomson.

...The film’s palatial wintry setting recalls Doctor Zhivago, as does Julie Christie’s casting as Gertrude. Charlton Heston’s casting evokes his popular biblical epics. Placing Hamlet’s “How all occasions” soliloquy before intermission mirrors Gone with the Wind’s famous pre-intermission speech.

Branagh’s staging of Hamlet’s “To be or not to be” monologue even suggests Taxi Driver, where anti-hero Travis Bickle likewise fantasises dangerous courses of action before a mirror.

[piscespixiewastaken]

you liked smth on my sideblog and my heart sank just a little bit at the "wastaken" i thought u might've been insane. move that disclaimer to the top of ur pinned or smth idk /all light hearted don't take me seriously

XD Honey, you don’t spend over 10 years in a fandom waiting for a movie, have it go through years of development issues, find out it’s being made by Disney, and still expect it to be good when it gets released in 2020 if you’re a sane person. (The Artemis Fowl fandom was robbed and so was Eoin Colfer. We demand justice for our crime boi!)

That being said, I technically have been a regular fan of cc!Dream since his manhunt days when it was just him, George, and Sapnap, and I do still follow him.

Just not a stan tho, which I’m assuming you’re still a little nervous of since you asked anonymously. Totally fair, tbh. Some of that behavior is way creepy for my taste. I prefer my creepy to be like Nexpo, Wendigoon, and the SCP Foundation, thanks.

Also, I would check my fanfics before calling me not insane as well. Mixing three fandoms and an original work into a crossover’s gotta fall on that scale somewhere lol.

So I am probably insane, just not the kind you’re thinking of. Yay! :D

[hollowfyshunsuikubo]

Hello and Welcome!

Hello hello! I'm Vine. It's nice to meet you!

Now, this isn't my first foray into the Tumblr fanfiction scene- I used to have three major blogs back in 2020, but during the pandemic I purged them to focus on life. But now I'm back! This post is the standard information post- what fandoms I write for, what I'll write, what I won't write and my ask process.

Each of these is below the cut!

Fandoms I Write For:

Bleach

Death Note

Attack on Titan

Tokyo Revengers

My Hero Academia (SPARINGLY)

Kuroko's Basketball

Shadow and Bone (books and show!)

Artemis Fowl

Inheritance Cycle

Genshin Impact

Castlevania (TV show + Nocturne)

Blood of Zeus

What I'll Write:

Crackfics

G-Rated

PG-Rated

M-Rated

NSFW

Character X Reader

Character X Reader x Character

Character x OC (paid request only)

What I Won't Write: !TW!

Incest

Minor x minor

Minor x older character

R*pe

GORY/NONCON NSFW

Beastiality (LITERAL animal x human)

Character X Character (in full fics)

Ask Process:

Currently, my asks are open, but it's paid requests only at the moment! As long as you follow the rules, I'll be more than happy to write something for you. Ideally, you would have: the character, the AU (if you want one), the situation, and whether you want fluff/angst/comfort/light smut/death etc etc All comissions currently start at $5 NZD and can be requested through my Ko-Fi!

[mortifiedpod]

Mortified! SCORP SEASON! Episode 123: The Era of Wet and Pathetic (Internet Hotboy Retrospective)

It's a loose one! Join @monsterfactoryfanfic and @leylses for their annual birthday episode, in which we explore Tumblr sexymen and unofficial hotboys alike! Learn some essential cringe lore about your cohosts, listen to some spirited arguments about sexy twinks and triangles, and I don't know, have a laugh at our expense.

 Izzzyzzz: The Phenomenon of Tumblr Sexymen - https://youtu.be/q9i9KDtZtv8

Izzzyzzz: The Rise and Fall of Slenderman - https://youtu.be/Sx3S0ErEKvE

Sarah Z: Tumblr's Strangest Obsession: A History of the Onceler Fandom - https://youtu.be/us5Y_Kba7To

Sexypedia Wiki: https://sexypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sex...

Sans from Undertale won the Tumblr Sexyman poll, and I haven’t known peace since https://www.polygon.com/23344824/reig...

The Pope listens to Undertale's Megalovania In 2022 https://youtu.be/scaG05xsN_Y

Canon Human Bill Cipher: https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls...

Animal Crossing fans keep joking about ‘Raymond in boxes’ https://www.polygon.com/2020/5/12/212...

Rise Of The Guardians Soundtrack | 44 | Jamie Believes - https://youtu.be/YnQT12UwKXc

Naruto Reviewto - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...

Lazy Town-Cooking by the book remix ft. Lil Jon - https://youtu.be/G5KxZ5Lc_YA

Mortified! The Friendship Quest is a podcast where two long-distance friends exchange media recommendations and take a dive into things like the Artemis Fowl-to-Sasuke pipeline, making catboys mainstream with James Cameron, and occasionally invite some friends to play TTRPGs or talk about how Yugi Muto inherited male-pattern baldness from Yami Yugi.

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[fowlofprey]

//once again i've been unwillingly reminded of artemis fowl 2020

how the fuck am i supposed to sleep peacefully now

[altschmerzes]

WHAT MOVIE

ARTEMIS FOWL (2020)……. buddy it was SO fucking bad i cant even begin with it. i mean i COULD but it would be paragraphs on paragraphs you did not ask for, anon. in short, it was a heinously bad adaptation of a book series i loved FIERCELY as a kid (for the first five anyway) - had the fourth book signed! - and it was also just not a good movie on its own. they took everything i particularly loved about the book and massacred it so thoroughly that it felt like it had to be deliberately mocking the book or else how could they have so specifically fucked it That Bad. hoo boy. couldn’t survive it.

[teachingmycattoread]

Things We've Yelled About This Episode #3.15

Disco Elysium

Good Omens (2019-)

Nimona (2023)

Nimona, N. D. Stevenson

Gingerhaze (tumblr)

One Piece (2023 -)

One Piece, Eiichiro Oda

Knife of Dreams, Robert Jordan

The Gathering Storm, Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson

A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin

A Song of Ice and Fire, George R. R. Martin

Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rick Riordan

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (2023 -)

Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Power Rangers (2017)

Jane Austen

Temeraire, Naomi Novik

The Chronicles of Narnia, C. S. Lewis

Out of the Silent Planet, C. S. Lewis (our episode here)

Northanger Abbey, Jane Austen (our episode here)

Emma, Jane Austen (our episode here)

Gideon the Ninth, Tamsyn Muir (our episode here)

Uprooted, Naomi Novik (our episode here)

His Majesty’s Dragon, Naomi Novik 

Long Way To A Small Angry Planet, Becky Chambers (our episode here)

Good Omens, Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (our episode here)

Hamlet, William Shakespeare (our episode here)

The Emperor’s Soul, Brandon Sanderson (our episode here)

The Old Kingdom, Garth Nix

Lirael, Garth Nix (our episode here)

Nona the Ninth, Tamsyn Muir

The Locked Tomb, Tamsyn Muir

The Murderbot Diaries, Martha Wells

Curse of Strahd (wiki)

D&D (wiki)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (wiki)

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Robert Louis Stevenson

Dracula, Bram Stoker (our episodes here and here)

Frankenstein, Mary Shelley (our episode here)

Men at Arms, Terry Pratchett

Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett (our episode here)

Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, Eoin Colfer

Artemis Fowl (2020)

This infamous line from Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Chuck Tingle

Monstrous Regiment, AMarguerite (ao3)

George Eliot

The Brontës

Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë

Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë (our episode here)

Animal Farm, George Orwell

Sheltie the Shetland Pony, Peter Clover

Eragon, Christopher Paolini

Star Trek

Odd even rule (trope)

Eragon (2006)

Robin Hood (2006-2009)

The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien

Andy Serkis (imdb)

The Andy Serkis audiobook can be found here

Tom Bombadil; The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Tolkien translation (our episode here)

Adapting The Locked Tomb by giving it to Steven Moffat is a reference to this post

Wheel of Time (2021-)

Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Merlin (2008-2012)

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies (2014)

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name (meme)

Benedict Cumberbatch (imdb)

American Gods (2017-2021)

American Gods, Neil Gaiman

Discworld; Terry Pratchett

Going Postal (2010)

Going Postal, Terry Pratchett

Thin Sybil is a reference to the BBC The Watch adaptation of which we speaketh not, we’re still very angry about that

Sybil Ramkin; Discworld, Terry Pratchett

Nobby Nobbs; Discworld, Terry Pratchett

Glup Shitto (meme)

This Is How You Lose The Time War, Amal el-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

The Amulet of Samarkand, Jonathan Stroud

Bartimaeus, Jonathan Stroud

The Wind Singer, William Nicholson

Jeeves and Wooster, P. G. Wodehouse (our episode here)

Howl’s Moving Castle, Dianna Wynne Jones (our episode here)

Death on the Nile, Agatha Christie (our episode here)

[sasa-chan]

Day 15:

Artemis Fowl (2020)

[your-fave-has-an-account]

Artemis Fowl from Artemis Fowl has a secret tumblr account!

Artemis Fowl from the Artemis Fowl film has a tumblr account that no one follows!

requested by anonymous