#as-sim-ilation

[puke-filled-ceek]

Marauders era as things my friends have said

Pt2

Sirus: guess what

Remus: what?

Sirius: BARK

James:(from across the room) WOOF

Pandora: I wanna be a peach tree because they’re warm and fuzzy

Pandora: everything is a ✨sim-ilation✨

Remus: it’s not like I’m going to cut all my finger nails off

James: why are you sniffing his cheeks

Padfoot: he has nice cheeks

Peter: oppsie doodle lemon poodle

Sirius:(screamed from across the great hall) YOU GREASY BITCH

Sirius: bellatrix is like a ballerina on stds

Barty: what colonial era are you stuck in

Regulus: the right one

[niartsdesign]

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[toxics-sims-adventures]

The assimilation is in progress. Soon. Soon the ceramic women will converge.

[eadan-blog]

I just spent a solid five minutes trying to find your next page button <.< WHY IS IT SO SMALL

I noticed it right away when I picked the theme, but I mistook it for the theme credit at first. I was confused when it took me to the next page. >___>

[lasagna-fritta]

replies~

as-sim-ilation answered to your post “Would anyone be interested in my sim bunnie poses?”

I always love your poses so yeah

You love my poses!? asdfghjk Thank you! I love your posts so much, thank you again ♥ And i'm actually about to release the poses in a few mins!

simsgonebye replied to your photo “He’s acting like he won $50,000 when he actually only won $50….”

Hey, it's money he didn't have before!

Well since they're celebrities, they're already filthy rich so $50 doesn't really do much but that's true XD

ts3cafe reblogged your photo and added:

Bahahaha x-D He looks so happy ~

lululanlucien replied to your photo “He’s acting like he won $50,000 when he actually only won $50….”

you gotta dream big xD

Ikr XD And I guess so! I've never won a lot from the lottery in game, even if I go to the future and look in the lotto records D:

thunderpudding replied to your post “Is Mrs. Palmer's first name Laura? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BASTILLE REFERENCE”

U SHOULD THEYRE AWESOME.

REALLY I SHOULD?! OK SINCE YOU SAID SO, I'LL GIVE THEM A LISTEN AND LET YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE THEM ♥

[halcyonglow]

Stopping by to tell you I love your sims, but I want to know more! List 5 facts about your most favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore. ♥

<333

Next up, Dorian.

He's only been modeling for about three years.

Despite his carefree attitude and ability to be the center of attention without much effort, he's socially aloof. He's learned to hide it well over the years.

He often uses his humor to disarm people, and isn't afraid to speak his mind (which, more likely than not, gets him in trouble).

Raised by his grandparents, and is still close to them this day.

His over-confidence and cockiness tend to overrule his logical side when it comes to big decisions, and sometimes ends with his ego getting slightly bruised. He bounces back from the disappointment easily enough though. At least, he appears to anyway.

[eadan-blog]

Name 5 random facts about yourself then pass this on to 5 of your favorite blogs >8}

sdhfsjkdfh WAHWAHWAHWAH.

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgyvcTyNQp02. All I want to do is sleep. 8(3. I'm not neat, but I'm still organized. If that makes sense. And having something moved on me is really frustrating, and at worst, stressful. SO HAVING MY ROOM IN COMPLETE DISARRAY RIGHT NOW IS ACTUALLY REALLY UPSETTING ME. I just wanna be held.4. I don't really wanna be held. Just buy me food or something. I don't like being touched much.5. I have two bottles of honey in my room and I honestly have no idea why.

[blondechaos]

as-sim-ilation replied to your post: Read More →Read More Now!

aosidufdsf hOW AM I EVEN OLDER THAN YOU MENTALLY WHAT. It’s broken.

It's because you are actually Yoda shhhhh

liasims replied to your post: “[[MOR] Interesting but the questions were a little strange...”:

I had my mom also do this, I got the same age I am and she got 2 years younger the gif made me laugh a little too much at this xD

Tehe :P That's a pretty accurate result for you though hey! 

[oldthreelakees]

as-sim-ilation replied to your post:no -.- i give you watever name i wanna give you GOTS THAT. IS YOU OKAY

katie boo bear it is

Can I just put you in my pocket and keep you? Katie boo bear isn't actually that bad lol

[idontspeaksimlish]

as-sim-ilation replied to your post “conveganient replied to your post “jupater replied to your post “Is...”

it's the same person, he just changed his url cause he sucks

lol oh! thanks. this shows just how much i've been on my simblr lately 

[oldthreelakees]

That last viewers thing and what-not has given several people viruses and gotten several of them hacked, I'd recommend scanning your computer after that aoisdufasdf wouldn't want you to get hacked :<

thank you! I didn't even mean to click the thing

[eadan-blog]

Say five nice things about yourself and pass it on to ten of your favorite followers. (｡･ᴗ･｡) hue

... hsjfskdhf Damnit, Livig.

1. I2. Don't3. Have4. Any...5. ... thing. >___>

[oldthreelakees]

as-sim-ilation replied to your post:as-sim-ilation replied to your post: + HEY YO...

well that makes perfect sense, yes.

I thought so, yeah

[shockshame]

I CRIED FOR A GOOD 10 MINUTES AFTER READING YOUR RESPONSE. XD

as-sim-ilation replied to your post:Vivi's Spanish Lesson: Huevos (Eggs / Balls)

I TOOK SPANISH FOR 4 YEARS I NEVER LEARNED THE SECOND MEANING

LOL, of course they won't teach you that!! XDD They teach all the right words, not the slang and the curse words, haha.

cheekykittenbutt replied to your post:Vivi's Spanish Lesson: Huevos (Eggs / Balls)

lol this is the best post ever, my family either says huevos or bolas doe xD

Bolas is another way to say it, yes. Muy bien!! XD