#ash amalgamation au

[idiotwhotalkstoomuch]

Ash Amalgamation au

So I wanna do a pokemon au and its an of au of an au lmao cause it’s based off of @anxiousworm ‘s hybrid ash au (Which has been rewritten into the Pokemon: Genesis au which I am very excited to see more of) except I never watched the movies lol and I’ve only actually really seen the Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos anime with the rest of my knowledge on the anime being occasional clips, like the start of the Alola one, that creepy Sabrina episode, etc so I apologize if my info is inaccurate or if I write a character wrong, there are too many episodes of the anime to watch.

This au is called the Ash Amalgamation au to differentiate from the names anxiousworm made for their au. This post covers the backstory I have in mind, how this au affects the story is in a future post

Backstory (TW as I do mention a stillborn child, human experimentation and slight body horror???):

- So Ash was created by Dr Fuji with extra mew DNA and the DNA of a stillborn child that Giovanni provided to Dr Fuji because he was curious of the results on what would happen if a pokemon and a human were to be fused since Dr Fuji proved capable of making a human clone and a pokemon clone

- Ash was called “Test Subject″ because Giovanni never informed them what the baby’s name was so he was simply called Test Subject for convenience. 

- When he was created he was an actual baby and his body didn’t look too dissimilar to Mew except his tail was shorter and his body wasn’t pink like Mew’s but the skintone of the actual Ash. (with the exception of his tail, legs and right arm which are like Mewtwo’s color wise)

- Ambertwo would hold him in the dream world she was in with Mewtwo and the Kanto starters since naturally he couldn’t move around on his own and she handed Ash to Mewtwo as she disappeared and asked it to take care of Ash.

- As Ash grew, he began to develop more human features except it was clear he wasn’t normal cause of the fact he developed horns (I was thinking of keeping them as his ears but its too complex so its horns. His horns are colored like Mewtwo’s), his tail grew larger like Mewtwo’s, his right arm and his legs were also like Metwtwo’s body though his legs were moreso a fusion of a human and a Mewtwo’s legs as regular Mewtwo legs wouldn’t work on his body. Due to how human he began looking, one of the scientists, Albert Ketchum, started to feel horrifically guilty and decided when Ash was 5, to smuggle him out of his tube and run away with him. He got away with it by keeping Ash in a pokeball that Ash didn’t struggle against because he didn’t understand what was even going on.

- Mewtwo was very distressed when Ash went missing and its memories of the first clones resurfaced though his feelings and memories were suppressed by the scientists in time before he destroyed something. They did not wipe its memories of Ash because they believed finding the test subject would be easy

- Albert took the child to his cousin, Delia, and revealed just what he was and begged her to take care of him as he had to go on the run since he knew Team Rocket would come after him and he couldn’t give him over to his romantic partner or siblings since he knew that’s where Team Rocket would first look. Delia agreed and Albert disappeared a week after this.

- Delia gave Test Subject the name “Ash” and moved to Pallet town after she entrusted the help of Professor Oak, an old family friend, to get to the bottom of just Ash was and for the sake of her own protection in case Team Rocket came after her.

- Professor Oak was rather horrified when he met Ash since not only was he some horrific fusion of a mythical pokemon and a person but he hadn’t spoken with his mouth but with telepathy. 

- Ash isn’t anywhere near as proficient as Mewtwo is with his powers and is only actually capable of telepathy, flight and the move confusion but despite his lacking abilities in comparison to his fellow clone, he still caused a fair bit of destruction for Professor Oak and Delia with his powers, primarily when he was distressed from certain tests, situations he was unfamiliar with and with his pokeball that only Delia could coax him into returning to.

- Oak actually pulled some strings to get Delia to legally have Ash as her son because they couldn’t do it normally under the risk of Ash’s true form being exposed to them and to begin with Ash didn’t have any sort of birth records (unless you count the records of his creation in New Island) so he had to use some old connections to get the legal adoption in

- When he was 7 and in much better control, he learned the move transform after watching Ditto from Oak’s lab for an extended period of time and managed to transform to look like a human boy, shocking Delia and Oak when  he achieved this though this was a pleasant surprise to Delia because when it was clear his use of transform was sustainable and he dropped it when he willed it to, Delia could actually let him go outside, something he’d longed to do for so long. Thanks to him looking fully human and being able to speak with his mouth by the time he was 8, he got to fully see the world itself without needing to hide or be sneaky about his existence. 

Notes:

- Tbh I have no clue on what I should do with the stillborn child that Ash’s human part was born from. Right now I’m thinking of Giovanni being the dead child’s father but I’m not sure if that’s just gonna add too many elements to this already insane au especially since if I did that, that means I’d have to decide if Giovanni cares about Ash and had the same goal as Dr Fuji in the experiment or if he’s a terrible father

[sehtoast]

Envy (AU Homelander Meets Depowered Homelander x OC)

18+ | 3.9k. Kidnapping, stalking, domestic fluff, two Homelanders, depowered Homelander, Homelander on Homelander violence, smut if you squint, Benlander | Fic Directory

“I will look for you in every lifetime and love you there.” In another universe, he has everything he could ever want. Yet, there is always something missing. Something he's always wanted.

Inspired by this. Special thank you to @reactornumber04 for pitching it as a Benlander idea, and to whoever is behind that darling anon for sending @blindmagdalena such an awesome concept <3

The world is his throne.

An amalgamation of blood and ash, built atop a mountain of bones of the unworthy.

He is more than a king. He is a god.

He is god.

So why does he feel so goddamn alone?

Why do the hundreds who throw themselves at his feet, begging him to use them to his heart’s content, do nothing to alleviate his pain? Shouldn’t the void be filled?

Shouldn’t the ache have subsided long ago?

He basks in their love, but it isn’t the love he needs. In fact, it only makes him ache more. It reminds him how empty he really is. Reminds him of what he’ll never truly have. Reminds him of each time it ever slipped through his fingers.

He lingers above the clouds to hide his tears. Lets the sun’s warmth wash over him, eyes shut as he lets go. His mind wanders beyond the bounds of his norm. Somehow there is tranquility here despite what goes on below. Despite all that he’s done.

He could get lost up here. Forget everything and everyone and just…

Be.

He lets himself fall.

Further and further…

He feels strange, but he lets it pass.

Further…

The sounds of the world warp, but he can’t find it in himself to care.

Further…

When he opens his eyes in preparation to halt himself, he’s… somewhere else. The air doesn’t stink of decay. The skyline of the city is intact. The occasional body floating down the Hudson isn’t there. Vought Tower peeks proudly through the jungle of skyscrapers, and he’s disoriented.

His head pounds as he takes in the sounds. The honking of horns, the hum of machinery and the roar of the subway. All the things he’d done away with in his world flood back into his senses. When the overstimulation fades enough to focus, he finds himself drawn in another direction entirely. It’s as if something calls out for him and only him. It grasps him with an overpowering familiarity around his body and pulls.

He doesn’t even notice the mix of confusion and elation in the faces below.

Homelander floats leisurely, letting the feeling guide him until he’s on the roof of a little home in Queens. The last specks of gold cast from the setting sun graces him as he peers inside. He scans the boxes in the attic first. Each one seems to hold nothing of importance. Old clothes, worthless keepsakes, photo albums, and then…

One catches his eye. Inside rests… his suit?

Homelander blinks in confusion. He’s certainly never gifted one, so how..?

Unless it was a copy, in which case it would be a very good knockoff.

He shakes his head and continues observing, peering through to the next floor. The scent of citrus touches his nose as he scans over the bathroom. Clean and well kept, aside from the chaos of products on the sink countertop. Water droplets coat the inside of the shower.

He moves onto a spare room. Its only purpose seems to be serving as a staging ground for tech work and a few hobbies.

The sight in the next room makes him stop breathing.

There, on the bed, lies a man reading a book. One hand adjusts his glasses. A mop of unruly brown hair rests on his arm, and he can hear the soft snores. Normally, he wouldn’t give a single fuck about something so mundane if not for the fact the man in that bed looked exactly fucking like him.

Some things were different. The knockoff’s hair was fully brown, and certainly wasn’t being kept after the same way his own was. His eyes were an identical blue, but why were they so… soft? Scruff covered his jaw and neck, and there was a tiny, pink scar at his cheekbone, but it was undeniable that this man looked exactly fucking like him, even with other subtle differences.

Homelander watches with wide, focused eyes. Stares at this alternate version of himself in disbelief and fascination.

“Mm,” he hears the other person mumble. “Time is it?”

"It’s uh…” his alternate self speaks. Homelander’s lips part. “About eight.”

They have the same voice.

He looks through the layers of blankets and clothing to check the man’s left hip. He’s stunned at the sight of a birthmark identical to his own.

It’s unmistakable.

The too-real suit. The resemblance. The mark…

That’s him.

But why the fuck is he…

Homelander watches that mop of brown hair finally lift to reveal a young man with the most striking brown eyes he’s ever seen. Something in his gut drops when he sees how the boy looks at this strange version of himself. There’s such warmth, such gentleness in his eyes. He finds that ache renewing in his chest when the pair kiss.

Homelander has had many people try to give him such a look, but their anatomy always betrayed them. Their cortisone was too high, or they would reek of fear. Their hearts would race and their brains would stink of deception.

But not this one…

Whoever this was, he looked at this version of himself with an affection that rang true through his entire body. Heart beat just right, not a waft of fear. Even his other self was reciprocating genuinely.

What the hell is this?

He watches the younger man grumble something about ‘it being time,’ and attempt to roll out of bed before he’s snagged by the arm.

“Absolutely not,” chides his other self. “You’ve been running around since before the sun came up. An hour is not enough sleep.”

“But I gotta–”

“Benjamin.”

So that was his name.

“Two hours,” the boy says before shooting a web and yanking a red, white, and blue suit off the corner of the floor. Interesting power… “I’ll bring home dinner?”

“We already ate.”

“Oh,” Ben chuckles. “Right...”

Homelander watches him take the suit from Benjamin’s hands and toss it to the end of the bed.

“C’mere,” he lifts his arm, offering himself as a pillow. The boy returned to his embrace eagerly. “You gotta make time for yourself, babe. Sleepyheads don’t make for good heroes.”

Homelander spent days watching the pair. He found a way into the attic and lingered there when he wasn’t following the bug around the city. He decided that the web-head was insufferable. Noble to a fault, altruistic, kind, and painfully lenient on even the worst of the criminals he apprehended. Worse than that, he was the leader of The Seven. The completely reformed Seven, at that.

And the way he treated him– or, well, his other self…

He wanted him.

He wanted what they had. Every fucking minute of seeing them together, seeing their love, was a torture in and of itself.

This is what he needs.

Watching them make their stupid little grocery trip before cooking their stupid little dinner. Seeing himself cut and saute vegetables, actively assisting in the process…

Guess this version of himself was only good for domestic work, given he was without his powers.

This, above all else, disgusted him. Benjamin deserves a partner who can keep up with him, if not exceed his limitations. He deserves someone who can make things fun. Throw him around a little, fly him above the clouds and take him anywhere. But, instead, the bug settled on sticking around with this useless excuse of a man.

Why?

Why does he smile at him? Dance with him in the kitchen to no sounds beside the sizzles from the stove? Why does he let this pathetic nobody dip him back and kiss him?

How is it that he’s not faking a single ounce of pleasure when this human ruts into him?

”J-Johnny!”

The sound sends a jolt straight to his cock every time, and he touches himself as he watches, despite his ire.

Why does Benjamin look up at that disgusting, scar covered, sweaty fool and proclaim his love? Kiss his forehead and tell him that finishing early didn’t disappoint him? What makes it so fun to share a bubble bath with him and scoop suds atop his head?

And why the fuck does his alternate self love it so goddamn much?

Homelander, for as much as it confused him, wanted so badly for all of this to be his. They could be happy together, too, right? All he would have to do is dispose of this lesser man, and he could swoop in and show Benjamin just how perfect their lives could be.

By the third week, he snaps.

He nabs his sniveling, weak self out of the kitchen with ease. His mirror image was too stunned at the sight of him to even speak.

“What’s wrong, ‘Johnny?’” He snarls as they whip through the air. “Forget how to fly?”

He drops him a few times for good measure, really solidifying the fear that he’s at the mercy of, well… himself.

Somehow, he can’t bring himself to kill the loser. Homelander tells himself it’s for insurance in case Ben catches on, but even he knows that’s not quite true. He monologues endlessly about how interesting this world is. Tells the tale of how he brought his Earth to its knees in under three days’ time, slaughtering world leaders and eviscerating military ordinance left and right. He and his loyal fans– followers, now, took care of the unworthy. By bathing in blood, he cast a new light across the whole world. It was meant to be paradise, except for that one tiny little detail.

That thing he was missing.

“So, I’ll be borrowing your little bug boy.” He explains with a grin, staring down at his tied up self. “Sure you won’t mind, right? You gotta know this isn’t the life he deserves.”

He can see that jab hit home. Sees his body shake with anger and fear, hears the chain and shackle keeping him in place rattle just the tiniest bit.

“What kinda fuckin’ pussy do you gotta be to lose your powers, anyway? You were bigger than god himself and you just, what? Pissed it all away?”

His other self clenches his eyes shut and bites down on the gag.

“Ah, well…” Homelander grins, quirking his brow. “Hey, whaddaya think’s for dinner tonight, anyway? I bet I can get him to make steak… And, heh, when we finish up, I could probably show him an even bigger piece of meat. If you know what I’m sayin’,”

He leaves after a few more taunts, eagerly barreling back to that quaint little home before Benjamin can return. His suit gets stashed under the bed, and on goes some of his other self’s clothing. He hates to admit that they’re comfortable.

The only thing preventing him from looking totally the part was his hair, but that is quickly explained by a trip to a stylist once Ben arrives home. Finally saying he wants to take care of himself properly. Look nice and handsome again.

He greets the bug with a kiss that no amount of restraint can disguise as anything but starved.

“Woah, there, tiger.” Ben giggles, thumbing at his right cheekbone. Homelander spots a flicker of curiosity. “What’s got into you?”

“Same thing that wants to get into you,” he remarks with a smirk. Ben’s laughter is warmth in his very soul, even if the bug told him he’d rather wait till later in the night.

He could do that.

He could wait.

He bullshits his way perfectly through their banter. After so long observing, he knows just how to play the part. Expert actor that he is, he even makes sure to nibble on his lower lip just like his alternate self does when he’s thinking to himself.

It’s perfect.

The way they curl up on the couch together, the way Benjamin runs a hand through his hair. He can tell the bug doesn’t suspect a thing. Heart beat is in check, adrenaline isn’t spiked, and there’s not a lick of fear emanating from that cute little body of his. He’s in heaven.

That void in his chest feels full, and he has the last piece of the puzzle.

Everything’s perfect… until Ben tries to leave.

“I gotta go out tonight, pumpkin.” The web-head explains. He’s already dressed in that silly spandex suit of his. “Personal responsibility aside, it is part of my contract to keep Vought off your ass, y’know.”

He rolls his eyes, and grabs Ben’s arm.

“I said, no!”

It all went so smoothly until this. Why did he have to ruin everything? Why couldn’t he just fucking stay here?

Homelander grips Ben’s arm, and he sees the moment when the illusion fades.

Too hard.

Too strong for a human.

Ben looks at him for a moment with narrowed eyes.

Homelander stays completely still, hoping that not reacting at all will dispel the realization and everything could go back to normal. He should force him to sit the fuck down and snuggle. Have him run those fingers through his hair some more, spread his legs later and be the perfect partner Homelander knows he can be.

But it’s too late.

Those hands land on either side of his upper arms and he’s being walked to sit on the bed. Benjamin takes a seat beside him and takes him by the hand.

“Man, I’m not even going to pretend this isn’t totally crazy, but…” The bug strokes the back of his hand as he speaks. “How did you get here?”

His eyes flicker red for a moment, ready to blow clean through his head and end his failure before it can get even worse. But, it is precisely this action which earns him a soft smile and a kiss to his knuckles. The crimson heat withers away almost instantly.

“M’not gonna hurt you. I promise.” Ben tells him. Admittedly, he caught on to the difference fairly fast. His sixth sense, combined with the fact Homelander was missing the scar on his cheek were the dead giveaways. Benjamin had to keep himself in check until he was absolutely sure, and, even then, he had to wait for the right moment to slip out and search for John. “I just have questions, y’know?”

Some way, somehow, those gentle eyes pulled every word from him with ease. Even as he tells his tale of conquest, he finds more understanding than horror looking back at him. Seemingly against his will, he devolves into a tirade about how fucking alone he really is. How miserable and sad his life is, despite having everything.

“But then I saw you two, and I…”

Benjamin nods, chin resting atop Homelander’s head. His heart hurts for him, despite the disgust at his deeds. He wonders if this would’ve been Johnny’s fate had things not gone the way they did. If, perhaps, he never did join The Seven. If his love never lost his powers. The immaturity and fury in this man rages hotter than it ever did in Johnny– even back when he was still Homelander.

He lets this one weep. Encourages it, even. Shushes him and weathers the ache of his impossibly strong grip. He wonders if Homelander has ever been allowed to let go. If anyone's ever held him together. Ever wanted to.

“All I’ve ever wanted was to be loved…” Homelander sniffles.

By the time he settles down, Benjamin has missed his window to go out on his patrol. He hums while Homelander catches his breath. One hand strokes up and down his back while the other thumbs at his cheek.

“You’ll find your way, pumpkin.” Ben tells him. “Life makes us wait, and it especially makes us work. Johnny and I took a lot of both, especially work, but it turned out in the end.”

Homelander scowls, but no burning fury rises to his tongue.

“Even though I’m pretty sure our worlds are super different, I think you’ll find your person.”

It’s the kindest rejection he’s ever faced in his entire life. They sat there for a time, allowing a sense of calm to return. He could’ve almost forgotten everything that happened.

“Hate to break the moment, but uhm… I do kinda need my husband back, y’know?”

Homelander scoffs, but stands regardless. He pulls his suit out from under the bed and begins undressing. To his surprise, Ben helps him zip back into it and figure out the cape clasps.

As they flew to the dock warehouse, Ben giggled about the nostalgia of flying.

It was cute.

The mess they’d found his other half in was, however, quite the opposite. Heaving breaths and sputtered cries shook him, and his vitals indicated a full blown panic attack. It’s laughable. He’d only been there for a few hours, what–

“Oh, baby…” Ben coos, kneeling beside him to untie the gag and release his wrists from their binds. “Shh… S’okay now. Look at me.”

John’s hands moved to protect his face as soon as they were free, and Homelander watched with curiosity as Ben walked his other self through various methods of grounding. In a way, he almost felt… wrong for having done it. A disgusting, foreign feeling, and he wasn’t quite sure why he felt it. He certainly felt nothing of the sort massacring half of his Earth.

“I’m not there,” John gasps, a chill creeping through his body as the adrenaline and fear began to subside. “Not there, not there, not there…”

“That’s right, pumpkin.” Ben affirms. “You’re with me. You know that means you’re safe, right?”

John nodded vigorously, sitting up to embrace Benjamin, burying his face in the bug's neck.

He's so fucking pathetic, but…

God, Homelander wishes someone would hold him like that. Maybe if someone would've wiped his snotty little face, kissed his brow, loved him enough…

He shakes his head to rid himself of the thoughts.

He’s met with a piercing stare from his other self. It’s almost laughable. Like a house cat threatening a lion.

Homelander watches the pair stand. Sees how Benjamin frets over possible injuries, pats him down despite all the reassurances there were none. It’s endearing, almost.

He trails after the pair as Ben swings them home. Watches how his other self relaxes his hold around Benjamin’s neck, completely and utterly trusting that he won’t get dropped for the umpteenth time in one day. He can tell that the nighttime air chills him, and he can hear Ben apologize and promise a hot bath.

Something in him feels wrong when they arrive back at the house.

Benjamin invites him in, but something isn’t right.

He isn’t right.

His body tingles and his head feels like it’s floating away from his body. He pretends to feel fine as they all take a seat in the living room to discuss everything.

He stifles a breathy laugh at the way his counterpart sits away from him. Yet, somehow, there’s an ounce of guilt.

Ben explains the fine details to John, but he doesn’t excuse the behavior. Makes sure to motion to Homelander when he tells John just how sorry his superpowered self was for such an act.

Homelander grumbles out his apology– yet another thing he’s never done before now. At least, not with any real sincerity. But the look in Ben’s eyes makes him want to mean it. So he says it again.

This time, he gives it meaning.

“I’m sorry for what I did to you.” His throat burns with each word. “For hurting you and trying to take him away from you.”

The tingling feeling returns tenfold.

Something must be happening, because the other two look at him with wide eyes. A glance down at his hands, and he appears to be dematerializing.

“W-What the fuck?” He stands abruptly, swatting at his body as flakes of light float from him. He rubs his arms, wrings his hands, he panics. “What’s happening to me?!”

Arms wrapping around his body startle him. Tears well up in his eyes when he realizes it’s not only Benjamin, but his other self as well.

“Think you’re goin’ home, pumpkin. You got this.” Ben murmurs against his neck.

The ache settles into his heart once more, but it feels different this time. He’s going to lose this.

“I don’t wanna go…” He sniffles, staring down at that head of unruly brown hair. “I– I wanna stay!” It’s warm here. Even when it’s hard to find, there’s still a degree of peace. And Ben– Ben’s so nice to him.

“I wanna stay!” He repeats desperately. “Don’t make me go…”

Hands rest at his face to make him focus.

“Look at me,” his other self says. “You’ll find what you need. Just gotta let it come to you.”

He shakes his head.

“Time and work, Homelander.” Ben reminds him. “I believe in you.”

Just as the tingling feeling becomes a full body vibration, his other self redirects his gaze. Blue meets blue, and he feels Ben hug him tighter.

“I forgive you.”

The feeling explodes, and he feels his body fade in and out of nothingness. He’s unsure what’s left of him, but he imagines some of those glowing particles still linger. Maybe Benjamin will miss him..?

He aches in the void. Sobs and screams, pulls at his hair.

He’s a wreck for an endless amount of time, floating through nothing until he blinks and he’s somehow back.

Back in the halls of Vought Tower, repurposed to serve as his worldly throne. Homelander meanders aimlessly. His followers salute him as he passes by, but his gaze remains fixed on the ground.

Why does everything look so gray?

Everything’s so… quiet.

Why is it so cold here?

He floats up flights of stairs to avoid people. Makes his way to the conference room with an idle mind.

Something just told him that’s where he should go.

He watches the city from his glass palace. The skyline doesn’t fill him with a sense of power as it once did. The crumbling decay only serves to remind him of how dismal it all really is here.

He stares. Contemplates. Loses himself for perhaps an hour or so.

He even ignores the sound of timid footsteps approaching him.

“Mister Homelander, sir?” asks a familiar voice.

Couldn’t be…

Their heart beats like a jackhammer, and their adrenaline is sky high. They smell so familiar, even covered in the stink of this world.

He turns around, stunned.

“I uhm… Sorry, sir,” outstretched is a hand to shake his. A spinneret rests at the base of his wrist. Soft brown eyes dart back and forth between meeting his gaze and looking away.

He’s nervous, but… he’s not afraid.

“I’m your new uhm…” The boy trailed off, chuckling nervously. “My name’s Benjamin– er, Ben is fine, too. Your choice, of course. I guess I’m your new whatever-you-want-me-to-be. T-They didn’t really specify, y’know?”

Homelander’s eyes soften, and he fights the bite of tears.

Time and work.

“I’m so happy to finally meet you, Benjamin.” He smiles down at the boy fondly. “Welcome home.”

note: this may become its own series depending on how badly it gives me brain worms

[ao3feed-undertale1]

Reaper of the royal garden

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53672845 by molartunes When a monster dies, its body is crumbled into ash. Traditionally, his family scatters the remains over the monster's favorite object in life to keep them happy. However, it is not always the case that monsters die with their family or have family still with them. In such cases, a royal reaper must take care of them. For the current time, this is a moth named Richard: a boss monster who took over the job from his father. Learn the history of the underground on behalf of the one who watches it die. Words: 3225, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Undertale Yellow Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Asgore Dreemurr, Flowey (Undertale), W. D. Gaster, Gaster Follower(s) (Undertale), Goner Kid (Undertale), Sans (Undertale), Original Undertale Character(s), Frisk (Undertale), Dalv (Undertale Yellow - Master Sword), Green Soul Human (Undertale), Blue Soul Human (Undertale), Gerson (Undertale), Undyne (Undertale), Alphys (Undertale), Amalgamate(s) (Undertale), Asriel Dreemurr Additional Tags: Angst, Happy Ending, Psychological Trauma, Children, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Dark Past, Loss, Memories, Canon Related, Dialogue, Magic, Original Character(s), Drama, Fantasy, AU, Family Loss, Bad Jokes, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Death, Identity Reveal read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53672845

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Ever seen Jon in the fires? Share your visions, art, edits, fics and creations whilst the moon is full

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Day 1: ‘Bones, ashes and empty houses’ | decay | crossover or movie-inspired | ghost!Jon

Day 2: ‘A thousand skulls and the bastard boy again’ | fear | Resurrection AU | Freefolk!Jon

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Day 4: ‘You know nothing Jon Snow’ | prophecy | coffeshop AU | Writer!Jon

share your art, writing, gifsets, moodboards and visions by tagging us @jonsnow-creative and #a vision of jon

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[malware-180]

Death/Lobo x Reader! War AU!

Salvatore

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Explicit content. The following writing could hurt the sensitivity of some people. At no time is what is mentioned here glorified.

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Prologue

The inclement rain of ashes can be seen in the distance from your eyes. The city you lived in is in tatters right now.

A knot settles in the pit of your stomach, your throat is dry, and physical and emotional pain make things worse.

You advance towards the hostile forest that has been an amalgam of danger for your city and its citizens. However, your second option is to stay there; waiting for the standard bearers of the enemy kingdom.

You will only be easy prey for them, they will abuse you until they get tired of your useless body and then they will slit your throat. One more corpse in the place.

No, today you don't want to suffer anymore. You just want to seek some shelter where the only risk is the swarm of worms, not soldiers raging to hurt you.

♤♤♤♤♤

You continue your weary way, until you find a cave with a terrible aspect. You think maybe sleeping in the brush is a better idea, but what about the thieves out there? You know that in the forest there are people hanging from trees by no fault of their own.

Much to your regret you choose to enter that place of terrible smell. It is full of green puddles, mold adorns the walls, a sepulchral cold clings to the cave and you must cling to this cave in the same way.

The only luck you have at that moment is that there are holes where the putrid stench does not persist as at the beginning of the cave. There is only a puddle that you can put distance to. A grimace adheres to your face, but even enraged by your situation you walk to the location and curl up as "comfortably" as possible.

Your body surrenders to the avalanche of events that happened in your life this day. Your eyelids droop, defeated. You manage to fall asleep miraculously.

You hear a whistle from a considerable distance away that makes your blood run cold.

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Update soon! ;)

[theauthor0]

JT!Void

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GENERAL INFO

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Void is the fused version of DT!Rain that fuses Last!Tale Frisk, Ash!Papyrus, and Abyss!Sans

An not so normal amalgamate that keeps his form

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BACKSTORY

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This originates in Abyss!Tale setting with minor differences

The papyrus in this Au had an accident in hotland, where he fell into the lava but the CELLs in his soul kept evolving to withstand the lava

Eventually leading into Papyrus bones being turned to black similar to Ash as well as gaining two new abilities being that his body now constantly produces smoke and learning fire magic

However after this incident Papyrus personality changed, now being more hot tempered and cold hearted

After the human fell even more accidents had occurred and while unknown it caused Papyrus, Sans, and Frisk to fuse into 1 being as well as being transported outside their Au in the void

They were then found by Mainframe who took them to the Omega Timeline and gave them the name Void

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PHYSICAL INFO

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Art made by CD

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PERSONALITY

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Void has the kind person similar to a passive Frisk but also the seriousness and comedy of Sans

However Void can at times can have a outburst of Rage making them very violent

Besides that they mostly have the same personality as DT!Rain

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COMBAT INFO

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(Statistics)

(Traits)

CELL Justice Soul: Void possess the Justice trait and Cells in his soul. The Cells are the true definition of evolution, they can create their own energy that can surpass magic. The cell core/soul has evolved into the next stage, making JT!Void, magic surpass regular monster magic. Void can create shields, chains, and some energy from his CELL.

Incredible Regeneration: Abyss is able to regenerate his wounds due to technically being a amalgamate. For instance, a small injury can be healed in 1 second and mild or medium injuries can be healed in 2 seconds. If he had severe injuries (such as destroyed limbs or other major fractures), it can take 3 seconds.

Energy Detecting: Void can detect every energy of living beings within a certain distance

Immunity to all viruses, illnesses, venom and toxic: Due to the cells within their soul, they can never get sick

Immunity to code modifications and hacking: The cells provide protection against any changes to his code and code deletion

Extreme temperature immunity: No matter how cold or hot a place is, it does not effect Void even if you set him on fire or dump lava on him

(Abilities/Attacks)

Bow of Justice: Void can summon a yellow Bow, they are able to create Arrows of Justice to use as ammo. These arrows have better tracking, precision, and are faster than normal arrows. Void can also apply different effects on the arrows making them split into multiple arrows or home, however this takes more magic and he has no control what effect the arrow might have, he can control which arrows have effects tho

Fire magic: Self explanatory

Au hopping: The ability to jump between Alternate Universes. (Does this by traveling through the void)

Gaster blaster: Can summon a singular Gaster Blaster that is eight times more powerful however they can only summon 1 and can only summon it again after 1 hour

Bone Manipulation: He can summon bones both blue and orange however they constantly change with Void having no control over it. He can also summon cell bones which contain cells that can inflict energy and electric bursts to an opponent causing them to be inflicted with paralysis however he has no control over when he can summon them.

(Weaknesses)

-The Cells in his soul cannot survive outside outside his soul, meaning if his soul is cracked it can do some serious damage

-During outbursts rage Void cannot tell who is friend or foe and just attacks everyone he can see losing all reasonings

-Void doesn’t like fighting and despite Abyss and Ash being experienced in combat, he himself is not

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CREDITS

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DT!Rain by @6nimus9

LastTale!Frisk by Mr.Rose

Ash!Papyrus by @insomniac-x

Abyss!Sans by @metakazkz

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[banished-to-ebott]

Mafia Grillby headcanon

Characters ⸺ Ember, Firework, Bonfire, Ash, Wildfire Genre ⸺ Headcannons in fic format Synopsis ⸺ Small headcanons about the Grillby's, as well as some backstory Triggers ⸺ Should be none Word count ⸺ 406

Old writing. Has been updated, see ____

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To begin with, how did they all meet? Well, like all other characters in their mafia-based aus, the timeline became unstable, Error picking them apart bit by bit, and to stabilize itself, it fused the missing pieces, fusing five similar universes. This caused the five of these elementals to meet and try to understand and figure out what happened.

They did not. Error isn't exactly a known character by anyone outside vanilla universe character's in a 'Sans' role, such as Swap Papyrus, Classic Sans, etc, as well as characters like Ink and Dream.

Of course, nicknames would need to be implemented so as to not confuse each other when called by their original name.

It was easy enough as the only similar-looking counterparts were HorrorTale and classic, though there were far enough differences.

Though they considered going to different bars, that started an argument. Bonfire refused to possibly lose his business due to some 'shitty imitation.' Instead, they chose to share the bar, splitting shifts and jobs, sharing an apartment.

To begin, the jobs are split as such--- * Ember and Bonfire are bartenders and order takers. * Fireworks and Ash run food and clean tables. * Finally, Wildfire cooks the food and heats drinks.

As for apartments, they have three rooms in the building they rent

Fireworks and Ember share one apartment, as they pair well together and get along.

Ash and Bonfire room, as Ash is relatively... avoidant of the others, used to his solitude in his universe, in his quiet nook of the Ruins. Bonfire is also avoidant, outwardly complaining about wanting his own bar in his own solitude in his own place.

They pair well with them not interacting with each other unless necessary.

Finally... Wildfire. He has a basement room, as he is somewhat... amalgamated. His form is unstable, he is almost seeming to be constantly melting, with one arm attached to his side and the other dripping embers, and he is constantly slouched over, and his heat is off the charts. He burns or sets things on fire, so he has to be around non-flammable surfaces, such as concrete, stone, cement, and the like.

I would like to comment that Wildfire is rendered completely mute due to his mouth being almost fused shut by his fire. He communicates through morse code with the crackle of his flame. However, under certain circumstances, he is able to talk.

They don't need to pay for heat.

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Please remember to reblog if you enjoyed this. Likes are nice, but they do not help the algorithm like other sites. Thank you for your time reading, enjoy your time, please.

[bookwyrminspiration]

If Fintan were to have wings in your wings au, what would he have? Also yes the pirate shirts are very sexy and brb gonna go read chapter twenty to see the Fintan boyo

!! wings au questions, the way to my heart!

If Fintan's wings had grown, I think they would've ended up as an amalgamation of a bunch of different wings all thrown together due to...lore things in the story I haven't fully touched on yet. I mentioned scales around the base, so I think he would also have some dragon inspiration--but not necessarily the same species/coloration as either Marella or Linh. I don't think I specified the color in chapter 26, but I'm thinking a deep deep maroon bordering on black in terms of scale color, but that the leathery appearance of those wings would be mixed with feathers. Phoenix feathers, more specifically.

Phoenix's have kinda become an important motif in the story and Fintan would be another great place to add one. It fits with the fire theme he's got going along with his mindset of a new world rising from the ashes that he had in canon, which has kinda carried over in a new application in the wings au. And I tried to make all the wings a representation of some aspect (or more than one) of the character, like them in wing form.

A few areas of leathery wing would likely be replaced with sections of thin insect wing membrane, though no specific insect comes to mind. Aside from the dominating dragon/phoenix combination there'd just be a confusing mix of other animals/creatures showing up in little places in contrast with everything else that doesn't quite work together but has been forced into cooperation, if that makes sense.

Essentially, his wings would be confusing and not fully one kind if his had grown. They'd have been incomplete, pieces put together in ways they aren't supposed to be but that he has to work with.

And hooray! Glad the pirate shirts are sexy enough for you. He is wearing them in I think every scene he's in simply because I decided that's what he was going to do

I hope you enjoy chapter 20 for the Fintan content at the beginning. He comes back after that in chapter 26-28, though I will say if you just skip around some things might not make sense at all because there are like 250k words of content all related to each other to give context that is missing if you just skip around. But! Either way I hope you enjoy!!

[caesarslegion]

vinny goes insane and has another concept he cannot air out asmr. imagine this is like, disco elysium. psychonauts. something with mental places you can visit.

anyhow the beast/hydra in fresno's mind. it's kinda like, a big representation of everything fucked up with fresno's psyche and like, sort of. like disco elysium half-light/ancient reptilian brain. alert on edge and wants like, release from pain and yknow fight or flight. usually it would just be like, One aspect of their psyche but like, left unchecked and encouraged it just grows and grows and absorbs other pieces of their mind into like, this negative version of what they were. like conceptualization or imagination bend to create scenarios where they're like, kind of them against the world.

the beast is kinda like, this like. amalgamation of bad habits, unchecked paranoia, addiction, mental illness, trauma, just like everything nasty as this sort of gigantic. draconic hydra. paranoia and trauma are kinda root of most of their problems and are like, the Main head. just influencing them to feed into them and just like Keep Spiraling. it depends what happens to them since like it is kind of an Aspect of them and it does have it's uses in moderation! it's just like that it uses it so much it essentially brings this like paranoid self doubting and self hating version of their brain out and encompasses a lot. volition WOULD keep it in check. but their volition is thru the floor.

in my head. the beast is like more like a traditional dragon/hydra but i think i could throw in some bits of the revelations beast since that's essentially what it kinda. is. but artist brain isnt in lol so

talking with my partner about their mindscape, at least in this specific au i keep circling around is just like. ok their mindscape is like, fucked up Normally but i think this specific version is just. ash smoke. extinguished and damp. cold and abandoned. empty. ad there is just. a lot of mental cobwebs. or like trash. in my brain the beast is just like the Lord of the little pile of trash and it just has like, everything that they had but essentially like squandered away like instruments, car/motorcycle parts, bits of songwriting, kitchen stuff, repair stuff, bottles of alcohol, chem canisters, etc etc.

the beast in this specific au is just like, pretty much just affecting almost every bit of their mind and it's just like. horrific mental state. there's a few bubbles where it seems normal but it's like. fresno mostly daydreaming about What Could Have Beens. i like to imagine this little pile of trash is surrounded by alcohol. i would say blood alcohol cus that seems cooler in my brain but thats edgy lol. bob's bottles psychonauts2 but like. fucked up in this au.

i like to imagine [you know who] is present in their mindscape a lot since they fixate on him and start to depend on him heavily but in this au specifically their opinion bounces back and forth between "i love you i need you you are the one good thing in my life" to "bastard i hate you you're a traitor" so on so forth. i've kinda thought about like. a depiction of him. thats like heavily idealized when positive (in this au at least. they show some restraint in others) but when negative is essentially a chew toy for the beast.

"where's fresno in this mindscape if most people are present in their own minds" going off the bit of revelations influence i like to imagine them as essentially "riding" (stuck) in the back of the beast daydreaming about what could have been while the beast takes a lot of control of their mind. imagine the biblical whore of babylon if you will. in this specific iteration their real life sucks and they could only interact with their mind thru a filter so theyre not having a good time

i'm probably gonna eventually MAYBE write up a whole thing of fresnos to reference tag later and infodump since they're so. so much but like auuu we'll see.

[spinyax]

did anyone ask for an amalgam au? no. will i provide? yes

( just roll what if spoilers (kinda) under the cut)

Dakota - catbruh Manticore

mixed with a lion, bat, and scorpion

can shift between bipedal and quadruped

wings aren't strong enough for prolonged flight but he can glide

MUCH stronger than before

tail is prehensile and venomous (neurotoxin)

pretty hype about the amalgam thing despite literally everything else

has adopted bastard cat activities (knocking things off shelves, 3 am zoomies, crying that he's starving even though there's food right in front of him)

Vyncent - Dragon

his scales/horns/etc are usually purple but shift colors depending on what element he's using

his scales/horns/breath weapon change like dnd chromatic dragons (red = fire, black = acid, etc)

different elements have different personalities and they're all kinda assholes tbh

has a fascination with gold and other shiny/valuable things and he absolutely hoards

definitely has some Thoughts about being half dragon - a creature he always perceived as pure evil

William - Phoenix

Basically canon

His feathers/fire is blue bc thats sexy

Wisp form is altered: instead of turning into a ghost and dropping his physical body, he turns into that white-blue form but slowly turns into ash, eventually crumbling away. Nothing can stop it and he can't revert back to normal until he disintegrates.

From the ashes normal william rises, then painfully transforms back into an amalgam

Sees far too much now

the physical embodiment of a glass cannon: powerful as fuck but give him a crisp high-five and his wing snaps in 5 different places

likes to perch on high places

still the shortest despite being 80% leggy

some semblance of a plot, kinda:

LeFrog didn’t happen like it did in fake canon. I'm retconning that. He was just a distraction so Wavelength could subdue them. (First taking down william, then vynce, then dakota). He reported the kids to Overlord then got told to kill them but he kinda panics bc he’s a villain yeah but he’s not down for child murder (he thought they were just gonna scare them and hold them ransom for a bit not kill them) so he manages to convince Overlord to use them for their mythos experiments. The mythos experiments, unlike the previous amalgams where they were just playing god, had a specific goal to make fantasy-like creatures a reality.

[The disappearance (and presumed deaths) of his boys makes Tide go Off on the Prime Force and yes he absolutely cries. Ms. G/Harlem feel kinda bad about it but they have worse things to worry about than 3 somewhat decent kids. Tide wonders why everything childlike and innocent in his life dies a horrible death.]

that's as far as i've gotten lmao but i know i want to make wavelength try to help them escape the facility (deep, deep down he has some morals) and i want to absolutely break tide when he sees what's become of his boys

[idiotwhotalkstoomuch]

Ash amalgamation au

Okay so here I’ll detail some more things on the au. Warning that I retcon info with Ash’a backstory

- The human DNA made to create Ash was from Simon, the stillborn child of two rocket grunts who were well respected among the grunts and actually looking forward to a promotion, which they got when they donated their baby’s body to Giovanni for his experiments.

- Ash can’t use his powers as much as a regular pokemon and overexerting himself can lead to some pretty painful consequences for him. Consequences include splitting headaches, body pain and fevers. This leads to some people thinking he’s sickly and is the explanation for why he still has to deal with Team Rocket’s shennanigans rather than just throw them away with confusion, later psychic

- He and Pikachu actually met in Oak’s lab before Ash took him on as a starter and he was as unreceptive to him as he was in their first meeting in canon but some bonding leads him to be less hostile and moreso aloof when they became partners

- Since he’s part-Pokemon he actually can understand what pokemon are saying. This is used both for light hearted reasons (Brock, Cilan, Clemont and Serena asking what their pokemon wanna eat, Bonnie asking him what Dedenne and Squishy think of her) and more serious reasons (Dawn and Iris asking him for help to understand what their pokemon like Mamoswine and Excadrill want so they can get along better, learning about the pasts of pokemon like Snivy whose pasts weren’t really discussed in canon).

- Ash’s identity as a human-pokemon hybrid is almost always exposed to his friends by Team Rocket with the notable exceptions being: Tracy, who was told by Professor Oak, Cilan, who found out when he realized Ash could genuinely talk to pokemon (to clarify he did not jump into the assumption of human pokemon hybrid, Ash just told him when he asked how he could talk to pokemon), Serena, who saw his transform drop a bit as he entertained her with some tricks with confusion as an apology for accidentally getting her injured (when he was younger he had to drop a bit of transform to use his powers but by the time he reaches Johto that isn’t the case anymore) and the Alola gang whom he told when he joined the class under Kukui’s request because of Lilie’s phobia (this caused them to have issues bonding because she was terrified of him)

- Jessie, James and Meowth are determined to capture Ash and Pikachu to impress Giovanni. So determined in fact that they don’t make his location widespread news in the interest of being able to capture Ash themselves. This leads to them sabotaging anyone who tries to capture Ash before they can including fellow members: Cassidy and Butch and pokemon hunters like Hunter J.

- During the first movie, Ash and Mewtwo will reunite and I’ll detail more in another post just what changes in the movie but at the end of the movie, Ash is offered to join Mewtwo and the clones as they searched for a new home to go to but he refused as he wished to stay with Pikachu, Brock, Misty and all the amazing people and pokemon he met on his journey. Ash and his friends are the only people who retained their memories from the event

Extra stuff: - Should I have Ash meet his human side’s parents? Delia will always be Ash’s mom in his humble opinion but it would be interesting to see what dynamic Ash would have with the people who helped create his existence, since not many of his creators exist anymore courtesy of Mewtwo murdering them

[sanjuno]

Meta Fic rides again

I'm a little stuck on how to word something in my Nano 2020 project so I decided to take a break by trying to read “Scum Villain’s Self Saving System” again and failed horribly because I got to the part when Binghe comes back and my interest died a quick and messy death for yet a third time. Someone write me a giant pile of gen-fic and LiuShen AUs to heal my heart.

Here, I’ll start us off:

Spite and Fury (or; PEDW is a hive of Scum and Villainy)

So bitter-old-man!Madara dies of old age after he passes his Epic Revenge Plot over into Obito’s keeping, and the Sage’s knockoff-brand cycle-of-transmigration peels Indra’s chakra out of Madara’s soul - which results in dying!Madara having a screaming ragefit that sends his spirit-and-chakra careening through the void between worlds

At which point shattered-and-fragmenting-more!Madara gets into an altercation with the System and since the System is a little bitch it tosses Madara into the worst possible Fate it can think of (see: PEDW)

Transmigration bullshit and Sharingan fuckery smash into each other in a gigantic clusterfuck of asspulls

Madara is missing bits because Indra’s imprint got ripped out

The Shen Jiu base soul is missing bits because torture and previous abuse of his character by the System

The resulting villain amalgamation is Not Pleased

Instead of landing in the divergence point chosen by the System - aka the Qi deviation fever shortly after Binghe arrives at Cang Qiong Sect – we instead have the jigsaw puzzle mashup of Mads-and-Jiu land in baby-slave Jiu’s body

The good news is Madara and Jiu stop fragmenting because they end up woven together - they’re stuck together as an almost-single person only with two different sets of memories

Character exploration is going to be an EVENT

Also the Madara part of them is really happy with the silky smooth hair

Also Yue “lets-Binghe-kill-him-because-he-thinks-Shen-Jiu-is-dead” Qi is cast is a much better light when compared to Senju “stabs-his-sworn-brother-in-the-back” Hashirama

So Mads-Jiu plays it close to canon for the first few years - the only real difference is that he tags his Jiejie with a tracking seal for after he escapes from slavery - he’s not leaving his ability to find her again up to chance or developing a reputation as a whoremonger if he can help it

When he gets bought by the Qiu is when Mads-Jiu starts being a manipulative little shit like we all know he is

Xanatos-pileup-or-bust!Mads-Jiu basically lets Yue Qi escape alone because he NEEDS Yue Qi to become Cang Qiong Sect Leader for his long-term plans to work properly

So Mads-Jiu warns Yue Qi that if he has to be CAREFUL because cultivating is dangerous and if Yue Qi comes back missing any pieces then Jiu will cut the EXACT SAME BITS OFF HIMSELF

And so Yue Qi is EXTREMELY safety conscious and the life eating sword drama is avoided entirely

Of course he’s also taking longer to reach his initial strength levels than in canon because he isn’t rushing

So there’s nothing like Yue Qi showing up early to trigger a plot divergence alert in the System

</mwahahaha>

Mads-Jiu is more pragmatic regarding Qiu Haitang’s so-called innocence this time around - and so he arranges for her to catch the Creeper Qiu bro abusing and assaulting Shen Jiu

Haitang is HORRIFIED AND DISGUSTED to see what her brother is doing to her fiancé and also TERRIFIED by the fact that he talks the entire time about how sweet it’s going to be when it’s HAITANG under him

The Qiu burn on schedule but Haitang kills her fair share - double Qi deviations FTW!

The system does not notice such a minor change in the background events - Jiu kills the Qiu, burns down their house, and Haitang survives the fire with vengeance raging in her heart

Mads-Jiu kills the demonic creeper that was hanging around because ew no and also keep your hands of Haitang

Again, it’s too close to canon for the System to notice - Jiu killed him in defense of a “childhood friend” so hahaha again

Instead of being used as a stalking horse by an evil master Mads-Jiu runs off with Haitang to track down and rescue his Jiejie

Shenanigans ensue

Afterwards Mads-Jiu “has an idea to help find Qi-ge” by asking around for him at the Immortal Alliance Conference

Of course there are more shenanigans and Yue Qi saves all three by claiming that they’re Cang Qiong disciples - so of course he drags all 3 of them back with him and wibbles at the current Sect Leader until he lets them all join

Still (mostly) following canon! Ha! So no “punishment” events get triggered in the System (which is mostly dormant because the Protagonist isn’t born yet XP)

Qiu Haitang was supposed to join a Sect! Jiejie got sold on schedule! Shen Jiu killed the Qiu and his “first master”! Yue pesters his Shizun into letting his sibling(s) join the Sect in an unorthodox fashion!

But the devil is in the details

And the devil’s name is Uchiha Madara

Jiejie ends up as Peak Lord for Talisman Peak because magic and seals saved her before

Haitang ends up Peak Lord for Hidden Peak because she refuses to be caught unawares by a dangerous secret ever again... also because she’s a mean sneaky bitch and owns it

Having more than one sibling for the Sect Leader to blatantly favour means less wholesale resentment directed at Mads-Jiu as well

However the Jiu part of them has memories from PIDW and also SVSSS - so he knows that shit is going to get horrible once Su Xiyan gets knocked up

Obviously the answer is to seduce all of his fellow peak lords into a glorious polyamorous clusterfuck so as to promote skinship and pack bonding and harmony among the sect leadership

(It worked for PIDW Binghe with his wives and SVSSS Shen Yuan with getting Bing-mei to chill his tits after all and nobody can trip you into bed quite like a shinobi)

And so Cang Qiong’s family aesthetics get rocked so hard that instead of panting after his Shizun baby disciple Binghe decides to seduce his peers...

... and his rivals

... and other sect’s disciples

... and the occasional demon

Mads-Jiu is really proud of his baby demon lord but makes sure not to single Binghe out - instead every Qing Jing disciple gets rewarded and punished at the same time

It promotes bonding! And teamwork!

And prevents the utter destruction of Mads-Jiu’s chrysanthemum via oversized demonic pillar!

There is totally going to be an extra where Mads-Jiu realizes that the average size of a male cultivators pillar is DANGEROUSLY EXCESSIVE

NOBODY NEEDS THAT MUCH PILLAR

Even HIS pillar hasn’t escaped the curse

BIGGER IS NOT BETTER!

How the fuck is he supposed to fight if he can’t even wear pants comfortably!?!?

(No wait come back Mu-shidi this shixiong is sorry it wasn’t mockery it was a perfectly reasonable tantrum that was a long time coming now stop sulking your dick is very pretty let shixiong make it up to you~)

And at some point there will be a wild Bing-ge who appears to cause trouble with a mirror that’s intended to temporarily transform people into the form of their last life - he aims it at the native Bingbing to get him out of the way so he can steal the “nice” Shizun

It would have been Pom time for Bingbing but Mads-Jiu pushes him out of the way

And cue giant explosion of dark Qi as a bonus expansion pack of Madara’s 10-tail Jinchuriki time with powers-and-memories gets downloaded into Mads-Jiu

Mads-Jiu the “Heavenly Demon Demi God” drops several mountains worth of flaming meteor rock on the invaders and then goes on a giant flaming skeleton rampage against Bing-ge

... Bing-ge has changed his mind he doesn’t want this Shizun take him back and oh gods the shrieking

How does he shriek so loud? Doesn’t he need to breathe?

... ok so Shizun breathes fire that’s good to know

Whelps time to bravely run away

And then the amassed sects need to figure out how to calm down the rampaging hell beast

The youngest Qing Jing disciple is brought out and told to cry for Shizun

Actually-a-broody-hen!Mads-Jiu whips around and starts fussing over his baby student

Because baby why are you crying stop it tell Shizun who hurt you and he will BURN THEM TO ASH

The last bit I have an idea for involves Mads-Jiu getting yanked though dimensions because Edo Tensei where he instantly twigs to what is going on and pushes the “righteous cultivator” skin to maximum strength

He shoves all the baby ninja behind him and keeps barrier spamming the zombie army - because ew no stay away from the children resentful corpses

Zetsu is included in the zombie army shall not pass smack down

Zombie!Tobirama is appalled because wut? Wasn’t this supposed to be Madara’s zombie? What is happening?

And I dunno something where he “notices” the resentful energy surrounding Danzo because stealing the eyes of the people you murdered is bad karma

So Mads-Jiu does a spirit thing and the ghosts of the Uchiha rips Danzo apart while screaming about his guilt in full view of the entire Village

And then Mads-Jiu goes home because filial little Bingbing came to get him and he’s not enjoying upending the shinobi social order nope not at all whom exactly do you take him for?

... Yes he’s done and ready to go back to his spouses now he’s sure the ninja have all learned better than to raise living corpses now anyway

The end

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[mattzerella-sticks]

So I had an idea for a DeanCas Pokemon AU that I never worked on because it was just too grand of a project, but after commissioning @gabester-sketch to draw this picture of Dean and a Sylveon (here) I’m thinking, even if I never get around to writing it, I still think it was great and am gonna share it.

So, basically, it would have been an AU set in the Kalos region (my favorite region), with Dean and Sam having grown up in Vaniville Town. When they were young, the town was beset by criminals and set aflame, the boys losing their mother in the fire. While Dean got Sam to safety in their neighbor Bobby’s arms, he then got seperated and ended up losing consciousness under a tree. He was mostly unharmed save for twin scars on his palms in the shape of ‘x’s (which he will hide with gloves), but because of the fire he ended up being traumatized of both fire and Pokemon. Fast forward many years, they have been raised by Bobby because, after the fire, John decided to recommit to being a Pokemon trainer and find the villains who set the fire. Sam wants to set out on his own journey, but has been held back by Dean’s worry longer than he should have - meaning all of his friends got to leave town when they were ten while Sam’s been there an extra 6+ years. Until one day, Sam leaves, telling Dean that he is going to start his journey and he hopes he forgives him.

Dean, naturally, chases after Sam - thinking he can catch him before he gets far.

 Yet Dean, being Dean, gets lost quite easily in the surrounding grass and forest and his anxieties start rising. He gets cornered by some wild Pokemon and doesn’t know what to do, when suddenly an Espurr appears and battles away the Pokemon. A trainer arrives, too, with mussed dark hair and blue eyes hidden behind wide-rimmed frames, and he’s dressed dishevedly. He introduces himself as Cas and asks why Dean didn’t send out his own Pokemon. Dean says that he doesn’t have any. This begins a conversation that Dean quickly walks away from, stubborn, claiming that he doesn’t need any Pokemon.

He’s lost again, and mad that he didn’t ask Cas for directions. He’s sitting by a lake when he feels something brush up against his side, and it’s a little Eevee. Dean tries to make her go away, but she won’t, instead nestling into his lap. At first he’s so panicked, but the more Eevee cuddles and uses Baby-Doll Eyes at him, and as he pets her, Dean relaxes. Until some Team Flame members burst in, saying that they’re here for the Eevee. Dean doesn’t respond well and say that it’s not their Eevee. They battle, with Dean holding his own, but when it looks like they’re gonna be overpowered, Dean runs away with the Eevee and stumbles on Cas again, and together they send Team Flame running. Dean thanks Cas, while Cas observes that he’s seemed to have gotten himself a Pokemon. Gives Dean a Pokeball to catch the Eevee with. Together, they make it to the next town where Dean learns Sam’s already left for Lumiose. “Good thing you have a Pokemon,” Cas comments, “you’re gonna need her if you want to go to Lumiose.” Now Dean has been forced on his own Pokemon journey.

Along the way Dean will find his party growing, and he’ll be coming out of his shell with the more people he met. The Pokemon professor I had in mind was Chuck when I created this but I have changed my mind and it’s Missouri, with Charlie and Kevin as her assistants. Lumiouse City gym leader was Ash, little sister Jo and mom Ellen would also be introduced. The third gym leader would be Claire, who we also find out is Cas’s niece after Dean meets with Cas’s twin brother Jimmy - thinking he’s Cas. And the sixth gym leader was originally gonna be Jess, but because I am an Eileen-stan, Eileen would be the Fairy gym leader who also tells Dean she was very interested in his brother. And Dean’s party would grow to include a Togepi that he evolves into a Togekiss, a Feebas he helps grow into a Milotic, his Eevee evolves into a Sylveon, a Buneary bruiser that will evolve into a Lopunny, a Litleo that helps him overcome his fear of fire type Pokemon (saving her from a fire that Team Flare started in former Team Flare now Elite Four member Meg’s house) that will evolve into a Pyroar, and a Cubone who he keeps out of its Pokeball most the time (like Sylveon) that he picked up because we all know why.

And, during his journey, Dean becomes a great trainer in his own right, though he doesn’t battle for badges. He becomes great friends with his Pokemon. Pokemon have always naturally been drawn to him, which he’s now starting to see isn’t such a bad thing. He’s also meeting new friends, like Cas who he keeps running into and, you guessed it, develops a crush on him.

Finally Dean makes his way back to Lumiouse City for the Pokemon Tournament, and while out and about in the city finally runs into Sam. Sam is shocked to see Dean, especially Dean with Pokemon, while Dean just starts berating Sam for sneaking off like that. They mend fences pretty easily, Dean saying that if it weren’t for Sam leaving Dean might’ve been too afraid to leave home to go on his own journey. Sam would love to stay and chat, but he needs to register for the tournament. Dean lets him off, saying they should meet up for lunch (”a picnic”). Sam agrees. After running into Sam, Dean then runs into Cas, and Dean fills him in on the Sam stuff. He then invites Cas to their picnic. Cas agrees, but hasn’t shown up despite Dean and Sam and their Pokemon all already being there for half an hour. Cas does arrive, apologizing, being held up, and Dean is ready to tease him until he turns and sees Cas dressed much differently than before.

Cas is in a suit, his hair pushed back, no glasses, and wears a trench coat. Sam is agape, asking Dean why the Kalos Champion knows who he is.

That’s right! Cas is the Champion of Kalos! We finally meet his party, which includes a fully-evolved Meowstic.

It’s an enjoyable picnic and they’re all walking around the city when they see a Pokemon battle going on, check it out and - it’s John Winchester!

More reunions! John is proud of his sons for setting off on their journey, and asks to see their Pokemon. He approves of Sam’s but finds that Dean’s aren’t fit for battle. Dean is rubbed the wrong way by that but stays silent, but Sam goads them into a fight. Dean’s Sylveon vs. John’s Tyranitar. It’s a strong match-up, with both Pokemon getting good hits in. Sylveon falls, however. John, though, says that Dean trained her well and things are fixed there.

It’s time for the tournament and everyone is there. Including Chuck, the CEO of this corporation. Sam’s progressing well throughout the tournament, until he finally faces Nick, a mysterious competitor who’s been mowing down his challengers ruthlessly. Before the battle Dean, in a trance, rises from his seat. Sylveon worringly chases after him. Just as the battle is about to start, the stadium goes dark, and Team Flare make their reveal. They begin attacking, with those who are able to combatting this all. Sam is busy dealing with Nick, Cas tied up battling grunts but also worried about Dean. He goes to find him but only sees John, who explains Dean had to use the bathroom.

In actuallity, Dean is being kidnapped by Team Flare and their leader, Chuck. Cas and John make it to see Dean being squirreled away, Sylveon left behind.

Dean wakes up in the Team Flare headquarters, where it’s revealed Chuck wants to absorb the powers of life and death through their avatars - Xerneas and Yveltal. He’s already succeeded with Yveltal, but failed years ago during the Vaniville Assault. That’s right! Chuck caused the fire that killed Dean’s mom and scarred him. This is where we learn that Dean, while lost in the flames of the town and forest, stumbled upon Xerneas’s tree form. Dean died due to smoke inhalation, but was given new life through Xerneas’s interference. Because of this, his Pokemon’s fairy attacks were much stronger than normal, and it aided his charm. Bascially, Xerneas passed its energy into Dean, making him Xerneas. And Chuck wants to absorb it even if it kills Dean.

Cas, Sam, and John all decide to launch a rescue mission. They sneak into the underground compound and fight to free Dean. Meanwhile, Chuck moves to awaken Xerneas. He succeeds in doing this, Dean’s hair turning pink because of it. He doesn’t absorb Xerneas’s power, however, as the others cut in. Chuck disappears, deciding he’ll just go through with his plan without Xerneas then.

The group converge, freeing Dean. Except it isn’t Dean, it’s Xerneas. “I’ve always been Xerneas.” This doesn’t sit right with any of them, but before they can comment Xerneas teleports away, sensing Chuck. The others leave the compound, trying to get a sense of what’s going on.

Chuck’s real goal was to destroy the world by killing Zygarde, then start over using Xerneas’s power. Chuck has grown into a horrible amalgamation of man and Pokemon. Dean does the same to stop him, and they battle while the others go to wake Zygarde from his slumber. They succeed, and Zygarde comes and rips Yveltal free from Chuck, leaving him a regular man again.

Xerneas goes back to normal, Dean-sized again, and says that once he leaves Dean, Dean will surely die. Everyone starts to cry, including Dean’s Pokemon who all jump out of their balls to argue with the deer entity. Xerneas, troubled, searches their feelings, and understands. He converses with Zygarde and when Zygarde frees Xerneas, Dean is still able to wake up and is himself again (there was a way!) His hair is still pink, though. Everyone celebrates!

Epilogue - Sam wins the tournament and faces off against Cas, defeating him and becoming the new Kalos champion. Cas is glad, as he’s ready to retire and explore more that life has to offer. Dean asks what that might be, and Cas kisses him.

Back when I thought of this, I think around s9/s10, it was way out of my skill level. And now, I dont have the time lol. It seems like it’d be a 20+ chapter piece. But what a fic it would be...

[neonun-au]

THE HEART IS DARKER SOUNDS AMAZING PLS SPILL ANYMORE DETAILS I BEG U

HAHA I’m glad you’re intrigued by it anon~ As of yet it is still a sort of enigma to myself as well in some ways, but essentially it is a demon/horror au. 

Jaehyun consumes hearts to fill the void left in his own chest. Sort of inspired by a lot of things. The song in the teaser is Wandering Star by Portishead and I would recommend listening to it very highly! Also slightly inspired by both Repo!The Genetic Opera and Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana

An amalgamation of a lot of things, but I just want it to be very dark and sort of oppressive in atmosphere and tone.  

Here I will give you a wee snippet: 

How long has he been like this? How long has the seed of corruption been planted in his veins, flowing out through his limbs like a slow poison--leaching through his bones and his flesh, turning organs to ash and dust in the hollow shell of his body. 

It started with a hunger. An insatiable hunger that had him crawling the earth dusk and dawn in search of something, anything, to satisfy him. Something to fill the yawning pit inside of him and soothe the aching emptiness. Centuries of emptiness.

:))

[captainkirkk]

✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

A collection of fics I’ve read (/reread) and thoroughly enjoyed in the past week-ish from all kinds of fandoms and genres.

BNHA

​✩ Ten Years, One Torch by surveycorpsjean

It's been four years since Izuku took an overseas villain case.

Now twenty-six, Izuku is one hundred percent, without a doubt, completely and utterly over his crush on Shouto. No problems, smooth sailing, Izuku is a new man ready to start the next chapter of his life.

Haha...right?

✩ release the dogs of war by IceEckos12

Izuku is a dimension hopper who accidentally breaks his arm after a rough jump, leaving him helpless in this strange new world.

And then he finds out about the superpowers. Well if he wants to get specific, quirks.

If there's one place where a super-powered quasi-immortal technology stealing jerk would be hanging out...

I joined a Big Bang and all I got was this Boyfriend by eegghhh

When Izuku enters the server for the Big Bang he'd signed up to participate in, he notices a weirdly familiar username.

(((This is an amalgamation of the hcs the TodoDeku Big Bang server came up with if Todo and Deku were participants of a TodoDeku Big Bang, it was hilarious so I wrote most of them into this fic)))

ATLA

Sleep Your Troubles Away by Thealmostrhetoricalquestion (Note: This fic is based loosely off a few of my headcanons! If you love soft gaang content and bonus dad Zuko, go read it!)

Five Times Zuko Was Caught Sleeping On Appa (And One Time He Did The Catching).

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“Not to be rude, but you probably shouldn’t be here. It’s not sensible to walk into your enemy’s camp.” Zuko stares directly into Appa’s eyes, and then throws his hands out, suddenly panicked. “Not that I’m your enemy anymore! I was telling the truth, you know. I need the Avatar to see that I’ve changed…”

Appa doesn't respond. But he does lick the side of Zuko’s face with his huge, flat wet tongue again, almost lifting him off the ground.

The Duke's a Hazard by naggeluide

Everything changed when the feral child attacked. Sokka and Zuko are stuck co-parenting the Duke, and the last half of Book 3 suddenly becomes a lot more chaotic.

A Breath Of Fresh Air by Haicrescendo (Note: I haven’t read the prequel fic - though I intend to eventually - but this fic does a great job of showing that Something Terrible has happened and Zuko is Not Okay, though he’s in a place where he can recover safely)

Everyone has their breaking point. This is what happens after you’ve broken. In which healing is a process and also it kind of sucks.

A companion piece to “Choke On Your Own Ashes”, fondly known as “that fic with boatlord!Iroh.”

Call “Uncle” by JaggedCliffs

Zuko and most of the Gaang are oblivious, Toph is having a blast, and Iroh is just enjoying the whole situation. Or, how the Fire Nation officials gave up on calling Iroh anything other than "Uncle".

Good Omens

An Arrangement of Convenience by Blue_Sparkle

Aziraphale works to purchase a bookshop space, but currently being a woman-shaped creature has its drawbacks when faced with rude property owners. The most obvious solution is to get Crowley to act as his husband and deal with all that nonsense, of course.

DC/Brooklyn Nine Nine

I Am the Night by Chash (+ podfic)

A new vigilante rises in New York City. The official position of the NYPD is that he's a criminal.

Jake Peralta thinks he needs a sweater.

Anne with an E

you belong somewhere close to me by georgiestauffenberg

“I know, son. I know. But if you feel what your soulmate feels, it is likely that she feels what you feel.” He raised his eyebrows. “Do you understand? If you are happy, she will be happy, too. Do you think you can be happy for her?”

He nodded. “Yes.” He would think happy thoughts every possible moment if he must.

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AU. Gilbert is one of those rare, lucky souls who has a soulmate.

[funbonded]

An  AU where Glamrock Freddy returns to the Pizza Plex to discover it is in ruins after it burned down. Now the face of the pizzeria is Funtime Freddy, having been removed from the amalgamation that is THE BLOB. This is no longer an attraction, it is a derelict building with Funtime Freddy ruling these ashes with an iron fist.  He is king of decay. He has prepared a scooping room to deactivate any animatronic that betrays his law or any human, or animatronic, that trespasses.

He promised the Glamrock’s that their Freddy will return and when he does Funfred would return their stolen parts rom them. There is more to his plan than that. He has always seen Glamrock Freddy as his perfect opposites and intends to be the one to shatter the other bear into pieces. An unhealthy obsession. 

Funtime Freddy very well may be working for Glitchtrap behind the scenes, even used by him but his main focus is to dismantle his perfect enemy! He has even changed the wreckage and what is left of Glamrock’s room into his own.