#ask timeout

[ask-timeout]

Insert reference to chairface from: the tick

Hm.....

(Must be a relative...)

[muffinlance]

Toddler, screaming at the injustice of the world: DADA, I NEED TO STOP YOU FROM BEING WRONG. THAT IS MY JOB.

[wildpeachfarm]

can you run a poll about what guy from munch crew would be the best boyfriend

you ask and I will deliver 🫡

(Ant and Velvet are not included because they only belong with each other)

[strawbubbysugar]

Bad and Naughty Robots get put in the BORING CYLINDER

[reegis]

mechs going to summer camp… what shenanigans would tiny child mechs get up to at a summer camp…

the camp would be in RUINS before the summer was over anon youv doomed all of these poor innocent camp counselors to hell

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I always thought that handcuffs were kinda stupid. As a little kid I would watch movies where the bad guys were hauled away in cuffs and I'd always think "alright, I guess that's inconvenient for them?" but I never really understood why they didn't just... take them off and escape

This curiosity heightened when I saw that my aunt had real metal handcuffs that locked with a real key and I quickly, before any adult could see what I was doing, shackled both my wrists with the cuffs as tight as they could go.

And when I say tight, I mean tight. I had reaaaaal skinny wrists and I was a child wearing adult handcuffs, so you'd think the cuffs would be loose but nope. Those things weren't circular anymore, they'd folded in so much that they looked more like the shape a cat's pupils turn when they're mad.

And what they don't tell you about real handcuffs? Those suckers are sharp. The inside edges are almost bladed, I guess to discourage exactly what I was trying to do but that certainly didn't stop my curious lil neurodivergent brain, oh no no.

Anyway, after about five minutes of pulling, straining, huffing and puffing, I finally went to find the adult with the key.

I was so disappointed.

And so, so hopelessly confused.

Course, no one questioned why I had locked my aunt's handcuffs and why I needed them unlocked. And, of course, I didn't communicate my confusion in any way.

So it wasn't until way later in life, when I had quickly shimmied out of one of those indestructible water park wristbands and saw the horrified eyes of my friends watching me with morbid glee, that I discovered that, apparently, most people can't dislocate their thumbs at will.

The moral of the story here is that neurodivergent children have no concept of typical versus atypical and that I cannot be contained by your petty mortal means.

[oneknightstand-if]

What’s the likely hood of Merlin throttling the MC if they keep on making future references in past Camelot to Arthur during their dreamswalking?

Well, Merlin can already snark at Cloudcuckoolander Lucid Dreamer MC in the next update over what they're doing. What they're doing being trying to initiate a temporal paradox or something.

But it's not too bad since Camelot is already full of kooky clairvoyants saying strange things (this includes Merlin themselves).

Biggest problem is if Camelot MC is usually all serious business and then starts having fits of insanity when Lucid Dreamer MC takes over. Which for good or ill may make determining their previous incarnation far easier for certain others to figure out.

[feroluce]

Thinking today of henghill on some cold planet, one like Jarilo-VI or wherever, and Dan Heng getting his tongue stuck on some metal part of Boothill's VSKJSNSJD

Like Dan Heng is stuck to his neck, so Boothill has to pick him up and carry him to try to sneak them around to somewhere warm to thaw his tongue out. Don't worry, poor Dan Heng is just tired, that's why he's carrying him like this, no no he's fine don'tlookthatcloselybye!!

(Also Boothill is carrying Dan Heng bridal style. Obviously.)

And now, I get to show you all @hydrachea 's newest blessing upon this ship, because she took that and RAN WITH IT-

Crying imagining Dan Heng still stuck and trying to throttle Boothill to keep him from talking anymore JSJIZJSKKE

[fisheito]

hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy

oh thanks! i could always use more spices-

. what am i supposed to do with this.

[smtown-tourist]

Shawols everywhere feeling like toddlers in timeout as they sit and whine, “Can I have Jinki back yet?”

[ask-timeout]

Chair. Do you know of Charlie the cursed phone guy?

No....whos that?

[tsams-and-co-memes]

I got a $100,000 for whoever blows that bitch’s brains out!

I'm broke and don't have money rn, but I'm offering up all of my pokemon cards and my entire movie and anime collection to anyone that successfully gets rid of him

[the-kr8tor]

The angst doesn't stop

Imagine growing old enough to see Hobie start getting crows feet, his hair becomes gray whether completely or not, his skin sags just a bit. He's still just as handsome as always to you, you're still both dearly in love.

Until you learn that he starts forgetting things a bit more easily, you see it in his eyes. Sometimes he doesn't remember where he is. He has trouble remembering dates.

Eventually he forgets you're you, that you're his y/n. He asks about you, remembers a young and sweet lovely person in his mind whom he dearly loved and wants to find to confess his heart to.

And you're right there in front of him, holding his hand and smiling as you feel yourself wanting to cry but unable to. You nod and just sweetly ask him what he loved about them, about you, what he remembers.

And when he's a bit more lucid he looks at you like he's found you again, as if you had been gone for years on end. He holds your hand in his and peppers your skin with soft kisses as he asks about your day. He knows, he knows he's losing himself but he'll never forget to ask how your day went. How you feel. He never fails to make you remember that you're loved.

(now this could be worse and I will make it so, so if you don't want even more angst I apologise)

What if you die before he does. What if he doesn't remember you did so he still waits for you when dinner time comes around. The table is set for two. He looks around and doesn't remember who or why there's another set of plates. He serves himself as he feels tears roll down his old cheeks. He isn't sure what the tears are for? Who are they for? You or him?

When he does remember you and waits for you he looks around the house trying to find his partner, his long life love. Until he looks up at your picture on the wall, your eulogy which he hung up and he tries to wrap his head around it. Placing his weaker hand on the cold glass of the frame as he stares at it. His eyes aren't what they used to be anymore but you're still beautiful in the picture, he knows you are. So he kisses the frame like you're still there and like you'll feel it.

-🪦 (trembling)

Oh my fucking god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Someone help! 🪦Anon is torturing me with angst!!!!

[cashweasel]

🏨 gimme those blorbo rooms fdsfdsfsfsd, since it’s Pinterest can I ask for more than one? XD if so ima ask to Karimas and Shaheens OH and also Gideons (low key I know what valens/yazans looks like but its a good excuse for u to get to share) so if u want to Valens and Yazans wild be fun 😌

K BYEEE <3 😘

LOLL im glad you asked and yes i will give you all of them 😌😂😂

Karima: she’s obsessed with collecting room decor and she has a crochet corner, half of her decor is crocheted too honestly 😂 I think she also has a thing for animal print stuff esp curtains and pillow cases, she’d keep small ceramics stuff she made with daemon everywhere

Shaheen: idk why it was funny to imagine his college dorm lol he uses space very efficiently also his desk is very important 🧠

Gideon: his room is so big and so empty but he’s barely home so who cares, the only notable thing about it besides the diabolical toys collection on display is the display cabinet he keeps all his medals, plane models, pictures, uniforms etc in

Yazan: yazan’s room as you know is a Dumpster 😂 it’s impossible to find anything in there and it’s never tidy, also so many posters and records + ofc drum corner

Valen: very pretty but his room is an entire house in itself you need directions to where everything is 💀 Texas king bed with a canopy, mirror above bed/on ceiling, maximalist unique decor and very beautifully coordinated color wise. Also huge portraits of himself obviously lol

[OC headcanons: Picture Edition!]

[onesmalldreamaskblog]

This is a question for the entire gang hehe

How do you guys spend time with Dream everyday? I bet Dream never misses a chance to see all of you

"Hahah, yeah, the little guy loves to play, that's for sure. He usually drags me to his room to play his made-up games or do a craft together. Which is fun, don't get me wrong, but glitter is hard to get out of fur, let me tell ya."

"I teach him the classic cards from time to time. Kid's poker face needs work, but he's pretty good at solitare."

"Lots of stuff . . . cook . . . clean . . . watch tv . . . nap."

"I work on training him once in a while. Sometimes I'll even let him help with my pranks, heh heh. One time we glued a bucket of chicken feathers to Night. It was epic"

"Didn't he force you and Dream to sit in the corner for hours?"

"Eh, still worth it."

[shr1mply-here]

This is great.

Being in Dandy’s stupid chair because all I did was bite stupid Goob, I didn’t even bite that hard!

Now I’m in trouble, stupid handlers.. stupid stupid stupid…