#asoiaf ​incorrect quotes

[thesunwillshineonusagain757]

Lyanna: Yawns.

Rhaegar: Must be tiring to be that beautiful on a daily basis.

Lyanna: Then you must be exhausted every single moment of your life .

Brandon: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely and just want to eat their Mcsadness with fries in peace !

[barelyanartblog]

[fragileheartbeats]

Book!Aegon: No blade shall touch your skin so long as I live. I will guard you with my very breath, for you are the most precious thing that this cursed world has ever bestowed upon me. Your beauty is a wildfire that consumes my soul, reducing me to ash and embers. Your eyes pierce me with their starlight, leaving my heart a blackened crater. Your blood whispers secrets that only I can hear, a symphony that echoes in my madness. Your form is sculpted from the obsidian of desire, hardened by the flames of my love. Your laughter is a knife that carves away at my sanity, leaving a gaping wound where my heart once beat. Your touch destroy my senses, setting my body aflame with both ecstasy and agony. I will burn the world to cinders if it means possessing you, my flame, my love. Your love is a poison that I willingly drink, relishing in the torment it brings. I would lay the world at your feet, sacrifice kingdoms for a single glimpse of your smile. Your nightmares become my own, for in your darkness, I find a twisted solace. Your fears are mine to conquer, your enemies my prey. For your love, I will shed rivers of blood. My love for you knows no bounds, and I would gladly sacrifice all that I have to call you my own. Kingdoms shall fall and mountains crumble before I am denied.

Show!Aegon: Mommy🥺

Y/n:...

Book!Aegon: Are you seriously hesitating right now?

Y/n: I'M JUST A GIRL DAMNIT!!!

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Daemon: "My crush isn’t picking up on my hints."

Prostitute: "What hints have you given them?"

Yandere Daemon: "Well, I stalk them a lot. Sometimes I even think about kidnapping them."

—

Yandere Daemon: "You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy."

Reader: "I would be happy if you stayed away from me and stopped trying to sabotage my relationships."

Yandere Daemon: "I said within reason, darling. How about I murder that guy that was trying to marry you?"

Reader: "So murder is in reason but my boundaries aren't?"

Yandere Daemon: "Obviously. What kind of question is that?"

—

Yandere Daemon: "My hands are cold."

Reader: "Here, let me hold them."

Yandere Daemon: "My lips are cold too."

Reader: covers Daemon's mouth with their hand

—

Yandere Daemon: "Can I tell them they look nice?"

Rhaenyra: "Sure."

Yandere Daemon: "Can I tell Reader I respect them?"

Rhaenyra: "Maybe, if they ask."

Yandere Daemon: "Should I show them all of the luxuries I am willing to give them... the lengths I am willing to go... if they just give in and love me?"

Rhaenyra: "… Stop hitting on my best friend."

—

Yandere Daemon, pointing: "May I sit there?"

Reader: "That's my lap."

Yandere Daemon: "That doesn't answer my question, darling."

—

Yandere Daemon: "I'm a reverse necromancer for you."

Reader: "I-Isn't that just k-killing people you don't like me talking to?"

Yandere Daemon: "Ah, technicality."

—

Yandere Daemon: "Am I in trouble?"

Reader: "Take a guess."

Yandere Daemon: "No?"

Reader: "Take another guess."

—

Yandere Daemon: "Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Reader's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. I can’t get them out..."

—

Yandere Daemon: Walking in to Reader's room. "Sorry I’m late for our tutoring session... I was... doing things." Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder.

Random noble Reader talked with: Out of breath. "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS."

—

Reader: "Is something burning!?"

Yandere Daemon: "Just my love for you."

Reader: "Caraxes set something on fire again..."

—

Yandere Daemon: "You love me, right, Reader?"

Reader: "Normally, I’d say no without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it."

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt. 33

[greensdidnothingwrong]

“What if I flop?”

“Oh, my darling, what if you slay?”

[x-aefx]

This guy's glow up was more impressive then season 8.

[hieronymph]

[swisscheesethethird]

Alicent: Where is Aegon?

Haelena: Doing stuff.

Alicent: I don't like the sound of that . And ser Criston?

Haelena: Trying to stop Aegon from doing stuff.

Alicent: Aemond?

Haelena: Trying to stop Ser Criston from stopping Aegon.

Alicent: ......and you?

Haelena: I'm supposed to distract you so you don't stop Aemond.

[angelofthenight]

Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no

[2rats1gogh]

Baby: Dad, dad, look at this drawing I made!

Aegon II: Wow, good job, uh… Jaehae… ra? Jaehaerys? Which one are you?

Baby: I am not Jaehaerys.

Aegon II: Sorry, I meant…

Baby: I am Maelor. Jaehaerys is dead.

Aegon II:

Aegon II: Right…

[mutedmya]

Otto: Daemon isn't answering his phone.

Rhaenyra: I'll call.

Viserys: Otto and this entire council have been trying to call him six times each, what makes you thi-

Daemon: Hello?

[sasha-naell]

Ned : It's really funny, becoming a parent makes you say phrases you would never imagined. For example “stop eating the wall” or “don’t throw food at your brother”

Robert : “stop trying to kill cats”

Ned : What ?

Robert : What ?

[fragileheartbeats]

Me wanting to write an Aegon fic: ok so which one of you guys should I choose?

Book!Aegon: of course it should be me!

Show!Aegon: c-can you write about me this tim-

Book!Aegon: *punch him in the face* SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!

Book!Aegon: *clear his throat* I mean, love why would you even ask? The answer is obvious. Why would you even think about writing for someone who's undeserving while you can write for your future king? I can give you the world.

Show!Aegon: *start crying while holding his bloody nose* mommy please 🥺....

Book!Aegon: *bombastic side eye* Don't look at her like that you greasy dumb son of a bitch.

Show!Aegon: 🥺🥺🥺

Me:....

Me: I need more time to think about it...

[barelyanartblog]

Got a bit lazy just pretend there's lions on those banners

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt 37