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honestly it's like it's fanon to say his ass is flat..............and by god fanon can be wrong. people just be saying things
not me defending oliver's ass of all things but that's not what a flat ass is 😭
if that's a flat ass then god help most of us
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part 2:) enjoy
#carmen sandiego ass discourse#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego 2019#my edits#ass discourse#cs#THIS IS SO FUN. PEACE AND LOVE FOREVER
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i'm seeing every post on my dash as if it's related to the ass discourse. fuck all of you
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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol
#the nemesis speaks#unfortunately i don't have enough energy to like. campaign about this.#it's actually a really interesting tactic to discourage invasive tracking#basically giving individual advertisers a way to measure '% effectiveness of ad' without individual info getting attached to it#whatever anyway i'm going to bed. do NOT discourse on this post or i will get your ass
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Happy flat fuck friday!
something something about Connor's "trim little waist" and I remember that I took this screenshot which directly supports the flat ass trim waist argument:

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okay, but like, who the fuck keeps telling dream he was the reason dsmp was popular ? mfer, ur villain character was outdone by fucking Jschlatt . who didnt even want to be there . You were on the same server as Technoblade . sit the hell down .
#mcyt#discourse i guess#im just. baffled by whats going on#tw dreamwastaken#tommyinnit is the only reason why that server lasted until lmanburg happened. nobody else was logging in#ur ass was only in the name bc freaking tommy named it that. that kid gave u a scrap lol
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only now watching tfatws series and we need more stuff with bob fawning over john's ass because what the hell—???
as my friend so nicely put it: that's not cake, that's an entire fuckin bakery
#sentryagent#john walker#bobjohn#voidwalker#all this discourse about john's morals and his actions etc when we couldve been talking about his ass#come on fandom focus on the important stuff LOL#srsly was wyatt wearing pads or—???
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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"people are doing WHAT?? well i NEVER knew--" shut up. we get it. u dont pay attention to a single thing that doesn't affect you & act like simply knowing some shallow meaning of a term means that bigotry doesnt exist anymore unless its the most exaggerated, dramatic, TV trope of violence. the fake ass pearl clutching is tired
#bunny rambles#i swear to fucking god if someone tags “oh well im glad idk what this is about” i am actually going to start killing#“the discourse iceberg floating in the distance” and its fucking. basic ass examples of white supremacy. of racism. of transmisogyny. etc#“WHO is even--” ur peers. ur friends even. ur coworkers. the guy on the street. the girl giving the hashtag Empowerment For Girls lecture#“well *I* didnt know that meant --” great. no one asked and now you do#ok to rb
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sorry but i am SO deeply tired of the 'aphobia isnt real' arguments because they are literally always being conducted in such bad faith. NO there is not specific societal or legal discrimation against aces and aros BECAUSE we are asexual and or aromantic. you cannot hold specifically bigoted beliefs towards a group you do not even know exist. there ARE, however, underlying and deeply pervasive systems and beliefs that actively erase, dehumanise and make life tangibly more difficult for aro and ace people on a social, economic and legal basis. most of this is due to hyperinvisibility, the medicalisation of any nonnormative + misunderstood orientations, the elevation of romance + romantic structures as the most important aspects of interpersonal relationships in society, as well as the nuclear atomisation of the family. among other things. like. amatonormativity has never been ABOUT aromantic people specfically oh my GOD. its simply the underlying social belief that everyone is expected to be in monogamous romantic relationships and that those relationships are expected to the default centre of one's life. its something that affects EVERYONE! but within that it affects aromantic people in a specific and heightened way because of our inability to participate in it in a societally acceptable way. like these are not 'aromantic' or 'asexual' or 'polyamorous' issues specifically. these are theories and terms that originated within feminist + queer sociology studies! its all part of the wider underlying social fabric! aspec people are simply pointing out that we are often affected by these things in unique and often unseen ways.
the idea that we believe people actively 'hate' us for being asexual or aromantic is completely ridiculous. most people i know do not even know the definition of those words! so how could they hate me for it. they could however, for example, hold the pervasive + societally unchallenged belief that not experiencing sexual or romantic attraction is a medical issue or something concerningly abnormal in a human being + something i should get fixed. and its not uncommon that when you DO explain that its simply your orientation to them, they continue to medicalise it and see it as some sort of issue. genuinely so deeply tired of having to explain this to people time and time again when they only want to cherry pick the most ridiculous arguments to respond to and then act as if that's a majority held opinion in the aspec community. like i actually think we are aware of how society views us we're not fucking deluded and stupid. we don't have victim complexes we are just pointing out facts that yall are so desperate to ignore. UGHHHHH
#aromantic#mossy posts#sorry i just saw the most irritating shit ive had to lay eyes on for a bit and it evoked a bit of rage from me. i dont want to be that#person but its like. no one is saying 'aphobia' = the idea people hate aspecs BECAUSE we are X thing. its the PRODUCT OF OTHER#SOCIAL FACTORS AND BELIEFS THAT COALESCE INTO DISCRIMINATION which is often unintentional. like these are just as#much feminist and queer issues as anything else. the way some of these people act like we're stupid when they are literally#just putting words in our mouths and misconstruing everything we say in the worst faith ways possible just. sends me over the edge#aro#asexual#ace discourse tw#sorry i HATE to engage or even touch on this stupid ass discourse in the slightest but genuinely. some of you are fucking stupid
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if carmen sandiego doesnt have ass then whats this??🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

this totally unedited photo proves everything. case closed
#carmen sandiego ass discourse#carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#cs#ass discourse#unreality#tw unreality
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hi i'm here to cause more problems in the fandom!
ive seen some posts recently talking about "why the hell do people WANT to see slavery in veilguard, why are they so obsessed with oppression?" and i can answer this, as a brand new member of the fandom!
cause i had no fucking idea that elves were considered second class citizens until my friends told me!
i had no idea that the crows were so severely flawed, or that the antaam were proud warriors (other than canon fodder,) or that minrathous and tevinter as a whole had this huge problem with slavery.
i just yesterday after doing research into other games discovered alienages, about the dales, about who andraste was and who shartan was. because even reading the codex entries the game seems to fail to make any general connection to all previous games and the world they crafted at all! what the fuck is the chant of light? whats the major religion? what IS andrasteism? what do you mean the crows buy children and torture them - what do you mean they arent just exaggerated circus clowns that kill people? i get it, part of it is perspective. but you'd think dock town - a VERY POOR section of minrathous, would have an alienage? that we'd see more elves doing menial labor or trailing behind nobles as slaves?
also i keep hearing shit about the viper being the pope? or tarquin? where the hell is this info? quite frankly the game doesnt make the codex tempting enough for me to want to 100% it (ESPECIALLY finding out about this terrible "secret ending" that makes me fear picking up ANY MORE codex entries since i already have 2 out of the 3 you need to get it???)
the obsession with slavery isnt because i want to be oppressed, if i wanted that all i have to do is go be in public because im both queer and disabled living in a red state. its about what THEYYYYY the GAME CREATORS put in their own game. slavery! which now, despite how RAMPANT it supposedly is, i have no clue about! i only know about half the shit i do because my friends have been in the fandom a decade and im playing through origins now with them. which, btw, whoa what a game! not afraid to be icy and bitchy and HARSH in an environment where they cultivated that exact reaction.
i like the scenery in veilguard. i like the amount of mingling npcs in locations that make it feel more full, i like the soundtrack and the graphics and the companions as characters. i dont like the story! i dont like the lack of environmental storytelling or the discrepancies in information that i feel like i should know. it feels like its taken the same landslide that pokemon has - going from being called a loser by Gary to having no less than 3 best friends at any given time. There's such a lack of conflict like the game is scared to express the spectrum of emotions and personalities that people deal with day to day. i like my escapism the same as anyone else but if im walking through a city known for treating elves like second class citizens no i wont be surprised if im called a "knife ear" casually by some drunk moron who cant even stand straight.
no ones looking to be oppressed. we're looking for what you advertised to people ages ago - a complex story with serious consequences for the actions of others!
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#get your heads out of your own asses for once#those posts just scream pick me#the devs arent gonna fuck you for defending the game like this i promise#dragon age discourse#stay mad ig but gain some comprehension of the world around you
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For a moment I forgot Tumblr’s still radfem headquarters.
#personal#delete later#for a sec I got so caught up in the twt misandry/men don’t deserve shit discourse#that I went “oh no it reached tumblr too’’ but no this place has always been like this too lol#anyways seeing folks and friends here get dogpiled for making a basic ass statement like ‘’you shouldn’t hate all men in the world’’#has the same energy as seeing a twt post going ‘’p*dophilia is bad’’ with ratioed qrts#a lot of tumblr folks here are gonna be shocked (somehow) when they find out a lot of their favorite transfemme artists and creators#don’t share the same sentiment of ‘all men should die’ lol. three guesses as to why
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i think the thing that makes rupert and taggie so compelling is that he wants to take care of her???? as another eldest daughter who has to keep all the shit together..... to have a man admit that he did you wrong, actively try and help you with your problems, and then work on himself because he said he doesn't like how you see him is like.....insane.
#rivals 2024#rupert x taggie#angelblack#rah rah age gap discourse#i could not give two shits i have been on this fuck ass website longer than some of you have been alive
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it's the way these clickbait journalists are so loudly saying what used to be the quiet part. when they say "it's queerbaiting!", they mean buck's sexuality is queerbaiting. bc in their minds, that in and of itself was the promise of bddie. bc what else could be the point of buck being bisexual if not to serve the ship? if not to prop up another character's supposed sexuality?
i remember during the initial press run after 7x04 when oliver said he was getting so many comments from firefighters who weren't out yet, but who felt so seen just from that moment alone. that's what it's about. that's the representation people are acting like we're being deprived of. long time viewers, new viewers, hardcore viewers, casual viewers, so many bisexual and otherwise queer people felt so validated by this story. so grateful for it. the quiet and happy acceptance of oneself. the freedom that comes with that. a story like that isn't something to take for granted in our current environment
is it perfect? no. I, for one, hope we get to hear buck casually call himself bisexual next season and actually talk to hen about their experiences. but this is also first and foremost a procedural so I don't think they're going to delve deep into the intricacies of queer identity. using bisexuality as a pawn to say he needs to "explore" or that it was "swept under the rug" bc it's not his whole state of being and didn't get you your desired ship is transparent. buck is bisexual, no matter who he's dating, or if he's dating, he's simply going through life as a queer man. that in and of itself is representation and calling it queerbaiting is frankly disrespectful to queer fans and creators that have fought to get us to a place where we can have casual representation on screen. i honestly pity anyone who hasn’t been able to see buck’s queer joy for what it is. your loss
#there are material consequences to calling someone’s bisexual arc queerbaiting#and it’s called no longer getting that representation at all smh#it was already devastating enough within the fandom and now we have to see people outside of it assume this was baiting#as if he didn’t have a whole ass bf then ex bf he hooked up with and spent the season pining over smh#evan buckley#911 discourse
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you're a pathetic criminal who should be arrested, charged, and executed for your hacking crimes.
ok, let me guess, you're a US liberal? how's that been working for you? have you tried growing a spine yet?
#this says “US liberal” in my response based on guessing what post they came to my profile from#i am not doing some 5d discourse#you can stop sending me weird ass asks
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