#at the lab

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Are you still at Bart’s? Your brother just dropped off three tickets to Greece. Did you know about this?

Are we going?

Yes I am still here, using the microscope.

Wait what? Why should he do that? Is this some sort of trick?

[beemovieerotica]

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

[wereville]

Just two lab partners being regular bros.

[xiranjayzhao]

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

[nightshadowcat]

I really needed to draw some lab partners shenanigans, so... (Viktor might not be able to rely on his leg but he sure can rely on his abs woah, I wonder what kind of training he did)

[peachebo]

yeah, they would definitely be friends

and to feed you more:

more about this au

[onemillionfurries]

"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.

[isolabellz]

post coital science

[surskip]

fuckk i should put eggs near my dog

[mebssann]

Always glancing at each other but never at the same time

[abyssalzones]

updates from the stan o' war

[mr-3rr0r]

[galaxyspeaking]

Save me lesbian jayvik save me

[evercelle]

it was all so simple then

[onixiage]

sleepy time :)