#at the same time?

[athenahennah]

Being a Bungo Stray Dogs and Jujutsu Kaisen watcher in the current day is a little bit of a cowabumber actually

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

my brain: they’re not going to interact / they’re going to kiss / she’s going to destroy him / they’re not going to interact / they’re going to look at each other across a room once / they will finally hug / they’re not going to interact / he’s gonna tell her about the voicemail / full on sex scene in an empty conference room / they’ll murder each other / they’re not going to interact / one last slime puppy phone call for the road / she will walk past him while he’s sitting down and put her hand on his head in a moment of deeply felt emotion and then keep going / gerri and martyn get married and roman finds out about it on social media and cries / they’re going to kiss / they’re not going to interact / they’ll definitely finally get one long-overdue hug goodbye / maybe they’ll smile very slightly at each other from across a room / she’ll give him some brisk but tender advice on how to finally be a person but they will staunchly not touch each other / she’ll leak the dickpics and ruin his life even more / they’re not going to interact / they’re going to kiss / she saved him off the street last week and he’s gonna wake up on her couch / she’ll cry one single tear at his funeral / they’re not going to interact / (they’re going to kiss)

[glamphantasm]

the skip button on nightbringer is the prettiest sight in the entire game.

[costumersupportdept]

When someone from Upper Theater Management comes down and shows me that they can make a goddamn behemoth of a gown with the speed and accuracy that I can, then, and ONLY then, will I even LISTEN to a "not skilled labor" argument.

Since one of our Upper Managers actively says that the costume shop scares her because she never knows quite what we're doing, I figure I'm safe from this for a while.

[xiaoluclair]

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@cupidskissx @jussst-lurking

YOU ARE ALL THE SWEETEST MOST LOVELIEST PEOPLE EVER , KISSING U ALL!!!!

[asteria-argo]

eating is barbaric I think I should be able to photosynthesize instead

[angel-bubbles]

the fact that we all exist at the same time is so cute to me

[thirsty-flygirl]

How is ONE MAN so CUTE

[cemeterything]

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

[bloodybellycomb]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

[dirt-mccracken]

As much as I want to be a wholly joyous about the fact that Henry Kissinger is finally fucking dead, as he deserves... There's a lot of me that can't help being upset with. With the fact that he lived to 100 years old. He got better medical care, better housing, and a better, more stable life for those 100 years than billions on this planet ever going to see and he did it specifically through exploitation, state sanctioned murder, and lies. He lived to 100 years comfortably on a legacy of violence that rarely threatened his personal comfort. I want to be joyous that he's finally dead, because the world IS better with him dead, but the reality is he won a long time ago.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Funniest thing about putting out a new fic is that people read it, same few people comment(!), and then every other fic you've written starts getting hits too. Like hey guys how's it going, Khajiit has other wares for you.

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[girlblocker]

preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs

[alexxuun]

Everyday, it’s a-gettin’ gayer~🎶