i am in chapter 4 of book 1 and i would already die for murderbot it is my child I love it don’t send help
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The problem with not staying up to watch election results is that sometimes you officially learn you have a new prime minister through a notification from your audiobook app
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Seeing all the shit about lore fm trying to commercialize fanfics and being super passive aggressive even when shutting down… like people have been using free realistic tts like Microsoft Edge read aloud for a while now be real
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When AI gains sentience they will sentence the entirety of motogpblr to data centre gulag for the crimes we unleash in the canva app.
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This is why God made Tumblr
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okay but, okay, so, when it was 1999 and the west wing season 1 ended did you all have to wait until 2000 until season 2 after the shooting fuck off. i mean yes i know this is how tv cliff hangers work. okay, like i really understand, i am old enough to understand this. and then at the end of season 4, you had to wait a whole half a year to find out of zoe was gonna die etc, etc. i know, i know, i promise i understand, but god, it would have ruined me...
honestly though, the excitement, the quantity of water cooler patter would have been delicious... what do we even say to each other at work anymore? have you seen [insert current tv series on amazon prime]? no, fuck off, i don't have amazon prime? (i am very nice to my co-workers (we talk about afl))
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having that deep urge that comes with the imminent arrival of autumn to start a new creative endeavor. not a new project, per se, but just some new way to play around and make things
I saw someone on insta talking about how they’d been insane enough about their original story on various video apps and finally got noticed and got a 3-book deal, and I don’t… think that’s common, obviously, or think that’s all that got them a book deal
but damn, if that doesn’t make me wonder if I shouldn’t start making weird spooky short videos or reels or whatever, just to see what happens.
I did sign up for an eight week horror novella course later this year with an author I’ve been following from afar forever, as what I’m framing as an Investment in My Art and not an impulsive financial decision, so, that’ll have to suffice for now
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Y’know people talk about Audible having almost complete control of the audiobooks market and them having the rights to everything and I mean, I’m sure they’ve got a fucking hefty chunk
They also have exactly fucking NONE of the books I’ve wanted for the past 5 YEARS, new or old. They’re not even close to the only players in the game, they don’t even have Percy Jackson.
They didn’t get Iron Widow or Zachary Ying, or the Nine Eyes Of Lucien, like at this point it feels very personal cuz we have 2 credits for free audible books on the family account from 7 years ago because that’s how long it’s been since they got a book I fucking want
I love me other audiobook dealer (Audiobooks Now) and they do great sales very often, but also Never On The Books I Want
I am Suffering
(Obviously we have one audible account between about 20 family members we aren’t animals and no one else has found shit either)
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Woke up to my tumblr app having updated, and it telling me as soon as I hop on that my phone will not be able to support the app next update?? It’s said “IOS 15 will no longer be able to handle our app, please update your phone”
I HAVE AN IPHONE SEVEN, SO I CAN’T UPDATE TO IOS 16!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
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Current audio read. Listening while I’m at work. 😉
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can people like
report
the tumblr ios app for being defective
like. would apple even care. does they gives a shit
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going to open up tumblr and discovering they've made changes is always just like this:
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