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icecry Β· 10 months
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πŸ‘€ NEW YORK 🎡 1990'S βͺ ▢️ ⏩ Come spend a summer in New York. The sun sets a little differently over the Empire State.Β 
γ€ŒΒ Bruno's always been the odd one on his block. He works as a drywaller but has hopes of making a living writing for Broadway. His family is pretty well known around town, but he's always preferred to keep a low profile. Bruno's best friend, Luigi (Super Mario Bros.), runs a plumbing business with his older brother in Brooklyn. They've known each other since they were kids, always being picked last for basketball or bonding over the color green.
Their other best friend is Kuzco (Emperor's New Groove), a rich kid from Upper Manhattan and up-and-coming heir to his family's billion-dollar empire. However, due to his lack of maturity and wild party-boy behavior, Kuzco has been temporarily cut off financially, forcing him to take a job as a Taxi driver.
Despite being cut off, Kuzco still has access to some perks, like the rooftop basketball court of the Sports Club his Dad owns. But Kuzco's not the only one with a hookup.
Audrey Ramirez (Atlantis: The Lost Empire), a chief mechanic engineer, can come and go as she pleases thanks to this being the gym where her Boxing Champion sister trains. She's always with her best friend and roommate, Chel (The Road to El Dorado), who is originally from Colombia and works at The Met.」 For @wdtajn crossover week!
(All backgrounds are photos taken by me in New York from my last visit with my family.) Insta- @icecry1
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coweggomelet Β· 1 year
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now that i think about it i was kind of obsessed with helga from atlantis. i just loved watching her. she was mesmerizing. like literally the way she moved was so intoxicating. especially shrugging off the fur coat. and her disheveled look at the end with one strap hanging off her shoulder!! i was obsessed with her.
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like??? you’re gonna put this woman in front of lil baby gay child me and NOT expect me to fall in love with her?? especially with her voice??? c’mon
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isuckatwritingsobenice Β· 8 months
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What Milo’s Instagram would look like dating you
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@MiloThatch_ : Idk what to put here Y/n is better at this 🫀
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@Audreystireshop: The cat is the embodiment of Vinny
@vinnyblows: Not true at all
@MiloThatch_: yeah sure…
@Kidathelover: Milo when can I steal Y/n from you?
@y/ntherealest: whenever 😘
@MiloThatch_: excuse me ? no thank you πŸ˜„
@HS: Did you leave the cat
@y/ntherealest: yes unfortunately, i cried
@Audreystireshop: CUTTEST COUPLE EVER
@y/ntherealest: πŸ₯°πŸ₯° thank you thank you
@MiloThatch: thanks Audrey 🫑
@MOLE: that cat looks tastey
@vinnyblows: @MOLE: no
@audreystireshop: @MOLE: no
@HS: @MOLE: no
@MiloThatch: @MOLE: no
@y/ntherealest: @MOLE: no
@Kidathelover: @MOLE: no
@rourketiberius: @MOLE: no
@B_Packard: @MOLE: no
@COOKIE: @MOLE: no
@mr.sweetforyoursweet: @MOLE: no
@mr.sweetforyoursweet: @MOLE: imma need you to log out for me
@MOLE: πŸ™πŸ™
@WhittyMorethegreat: cute pics!! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
@MiloThatch: why the fire..? 😨😨
@WhittyMorethegreat: is that not how the people do it now?
@B_Packard: @WhittyMorethegreat: i think you need to get off the internet now
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disneypinss Β· 5 months
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wdi atlantis character cluster! everyone looks so cute and i love kida's expression here !
released: june 2018
limited edition: 250
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can-they-do-a-rko Β· 28 days
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Audrey Ramirez from Atlantis!
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Can Audrey Ramirez perform a…
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aceybeeart Β· 2 years
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40cleverways Β· 1 year
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Be'Lanna Torres and Audrey from Atlantis should get a crossover. (That whole, we weren't allowed in the same timeline because otherwise we would have been best friends)
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mega1232 Β· 1 year
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Screw it, here is an Atlantis the lost empire sequel that follows the chronology of Milo’s return pitch:
Evil basically Nazi that was a member of the Thule society that is pissed that the world is being harmonious and not at war and his ilk is not at the top because Atlantis revealed itself and basically prevented WW1 and achieve world peace goes into the past using lost Atlantis technology to kill Milo’s grandfather on an early expedition that will lead him to start looking for Atlantis and Milo, Kida, and Audrey follow him to stop him and his crew-and prevent the time line from changing. Featuring:
Young Milo’s grandfather and young Rouke being the exact opposite of what you expect (grandfather is jerk with heart of gold, Rouke is honest and respectable) and character arcs showing their respective rise and falls as Milo tries to find the hero within his grandfather
Very young Helga and Kida’s push pull of wanting to protect her as a younger adorable tike, and knowledge that Helga’s though as nails but loving father mighty push her into that and trying toy be a good influence yet knowing she can’t risk changing the timeline. Can she make her a better person!?! And Rourke, too?!? (Spoilers: Helga, yes. Rourke, tragically no)
Milo’s grandfather has a sister-who tragically died and influenced Milos grandfather to be kind and nice. She looks proper in all the pictures, and acts that-but oh no!! Tomboy knockout queen Audrey is making her come out of her shell and blushing a lot with Audrey!!
Also, Jungle adventure!! Ancient traps! Young Mole somehow being there (he’s younger than he looks?!) learning to embrace the dirt!! Young Cookie being a sharpshooting cowboy! Young Packard being a fox and trying to flirt with Milo and Milo freaking out! Traps! Ancient pre Atlantean technology-it ain’t aliens, but the stuff is extra dimensional!! Explosions! Love! Drama! Action!!
Do I have a plot? No!! Do I have scenes?? Yes!! Do I want fanart?? PLEASE!!! I NEED IT!!!
Yeah, okay, thanks for reading and if you haven’t seen the original A:tle, go see it! It’s really good.
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dasistblod Β· 2 years
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Where's my pretty gearhead girl who is physically domineering?
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swim-forthemusic Β· 2 months
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picspams: Audrey Rocio Ramirez (Atlantis: The Lost Empire, 2001)
I took this job when my dad retired. But, the funny thing was, he always wanted sons, right? One to run his machine shop, another to be middleweight boxing champion. But, he got my sister and me, instead.
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generalzar0ff Β· 8 months
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Ok eye redrew that meme that everybody loved (and that made me want to die because the tracing did not work well in my favor πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€)
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Now in color!
Tagging @mccoppinscrapyard since you made the original take off over the past few days
If you reblogged the original, please reblog this one too πŸ™
Picture referenced under cut ↓
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icecry Β· 4 months
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πŸ‘€Β WINTER DAY NYC 🎡 1999 βͺ ▢️ ⏩ It's something magical when snow falls in the big apple. γ€ŒΒ Kuzco's been cut off from his family's billion-dollar empire until further notice, so he wasn't pleased when his girlfriend Malina (Emperor's new school), who works as secretary in Manhatten, volunteered him pick up the tab for everyone.
Luigi and Audrey go way back. They have a friendly rivalry between their businesses in Brooklyn. They bond over being the babies of the family and having two highly competitive older siblings. Rumor has it, though, that, despite constantly going back and forth, Luigi's older brother might have had a thing for Audrey's older sister. But you didn't hear that from either of them. The city can be tough, but Bruno can't imagine anywhere else feeling as much like home. He's connected to the pulse of New York, from the towering sky scrapers to the crawling rats in the sewers (why should they worry?) It took some time to get used to it, especially for Chel, who's terrified of rats. But Bruno has a way of making them seem more pleasant, so Chel now tolerates them. That's if she ever has a second away from her phone. If it's not work calling, it's her boyfriend, Tulio. 」 γ€ŽSUMMER IN NEW YORK』
(ORIGINAL BG PHOTOGRAPHED BY MY AUNT IN NEW YORK / EDITED BY ME.)
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pershuns Β· 7 months
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two for flinching 🀜 Audrey Ramirez from Atlantis, one of my fav childhood movies
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isuckatwritingsobenice Β· 11 months
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Milo Thatch Making-out
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❀ Inexperienced Milo ❀
He’s really shy at first and really nervous
Now if your more experienced he’s definitely a sub
he’s almost always a sub
But he has his moments where he isn’t…
But in the context where you are more experienced, you have to guide him
He does get a little embarrassed from being so inexperienced, it’s not something he’s proud of
He takes some time to get used to it
His face gets really red, REALLY red, he blushes a lot
He’ll lose himself in the moment sometimes, he’s never been with anyone before and so being with you just means so much to him
in the rare moments that he is a dom however, it’s usually because of stress
even then though he will be a MESS blushing and all
he doesn’t like being too agressive, he’s a soft spoken person and i believe he’s all the same in this element too
if you both are inexperienced you take things slow, for both of your sakes
he just wants to make sure your both comfortable every step of the way
in the end as long as your happy, so is he :)
Nav! For more milo content
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lotusquil Β· 2 months
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Very messy but...for the first time, some Atlantis sketches!
Maybe I need to check out some fanfiction because I've never read any for Atlantis...but while sketching out Helga and Audrey, got struck with the idea that they may have developed a respectful relationship where they sparred a lot. Helga taking Audrey under her wing as the spunky younger girl soloing out onto major exhibitions.
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cherrygummycandy Β· 1 year
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Atlantic Amnesia
Atlantis: The Lost Empire crew x reader
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(AN: So, I was unsure how to adapt a way to make this fic work without interrupting the movie, but still having all the characters. What I have decided is that the crew has to stay quite a while in atlantis, in order to recuperate before taking the power source. This allows all the characters to stay in a canon-esk area and time frame. Please enjoy! It was a pain to try and organize.)
From the blackness, a small dot of light enters your field of view. You groan, but find it hard to move your body. You're aware of how heavy you feel, yet barely able to form any thoughts. You try and force your eyes open further, as the dot of light turns into a full scene. You're laid on your back, looking face up at what you think is some sort of cave. The ache in your muscles is overwhelming.
"Mierda, It's alive!" A female voice says, and you hear a set of footsteps approaching. Suddenly, a flash of light makes you wince, and groans once more at the sudden intrusion of blinding light into your eyes. The footsteps stop, and as your eyes refocus, a blonde woman and a dark skinned girl kneel over you. "Are they Atlantean?" The blonde woman asks. The girl furrows ehr brows and looks at her. "Do they look Atlantean to you? Tattoos and white hair and shit... No!" The girl exclaims. The blonde rolls her eyes and grimaces at the girl, before reaching for her holster. You gasp a little, despite the pain, when she pulls out a gun. The woman flips it around and pokes you with the butt of her weapon.
"O-ow... stop..." You whine. "Hey, they talk." The girl says. "And english, too." The woman reholsters her weapon. "Hey, you' got a name?" She asks. "Uh, Y/N. I think... I think my name is Y/N." The woman raises her eyebrows. "You think?" She asks, her voice heavy with skepticism. "I can't really remember anything." You say. While the woman seems to look you over and assess you, the girl places a hand on your shoulder, helping to lift you up a little. You whine, moving to cover your incredibly sore stomach. "They're pretty roughed up, Helga, We should get them back to la ciudad." The blonde woman, whose name you now know is Helga, nods reluctantly. "Fine, but you're helping them back to base. Rourke wants this area mapped out, and I'm not dragging some stranger 2 miles back through a cave when I have a job to do." She says. The girls scoffs, and as she walks away, mumbles "No harΓ­as eso de todos modos..." She readjusts her hold on you, so it's a little easier to lean your weight up against her. Her free arm grabs a lantern from beside where you were discovered, and the pair of you begin to walk out of the cave.
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"So, can I ask who you are, and who that was?" You ask, trying your best to hold your own as you lean against the young girl. "Audrey, Audrey Rocio Ramirez. That was my 'boss'." She uses heavy quotation marks at the mention of the woman. "Helga Katrina Sinclair, or something... I haven't really been paying attention." She shrugs. "What about chu'? Can't remember anything?" She asks. You shake your head. "Nothing at all? JesΓΊs, no puedo imaginar eso." You tilt your head. "Where are you from?" "Bronx." She says, and when she realizes that doesn't help you. "Uh, New york. You?" She cringes the moment she says it. "Right, chu' can't remember, Lo siento." She apologizes. You only shrug it off. "Don't worry about it."
The two of you trudge along for a while longer. "Where are we heading?" You ask. "Back to Atlantis, or, our camp right outside of atlantis." She explains. "What's atlantis?" You ask. "It's a city, but uh, it's underwater..." You frown. "Underwater? Like, no oxegyn, underwater?" She asks. "Yeah, I mean..." She stops walking and motions just beyond the edge of the cave. You squint, and see what looks like the reflections of water against the walls of the cavern. "Technically, we're underwater right now." You gasp, as you see what looks like some sort of forcefield over the cave, leading to a glowing city far away. Outside of the forcefield lies a dark expanse of water, aquatic plants, and the occasional fish that swims by. "Oh my god..." you mutter, whipping back to face Audrey. "H-how is this possible?" You exclaim. She chuckles, and shrugs. "You're gonna wanna ask my friend Milo about that, chico. I'm a mechanic, not an, energy wizard or something." She jokes. "Don't get me wrong though, I'm gonna figure out how all this stuff works, believe me. I'm just wonderin' how you didn't drown before we got the forcefields up."
After what seems like half an hour of walking, you and Audrey cross over a particularly tall patch of coral, with Audrey kicking and cursing at the dry aquatic plants. Once through the patch, however, you emerge on the other side in front of a camp, and more importantly, the backdrop of atlantis. You gasp softly at the sight before you. Behind the small camp of green canvas tents and trucks, lies a vast expanse of towering buildings, illuminated with a soft blue light. The air around you seems to crackle with a mystical energy. Suddenly, the crackling feeling becomes stronger, forming into something of a burning in your head. You cry out in pain, collapsing to the ground, and gripping your head. "Woah, hey, what's wro-" Audrey's concerned voice fades out as the pain strengthens, before it fades to black.
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"Sweet, Milo!" Audrey calls out, shaking your unconscious form slightly. The first to hear her panicked exclamations is Milo Thatch, who was sat in his tent trying to decode some complicated atlantean runes. He stands up so quickly he almost drops his glasses, and tumbles out of his room towards the sound of Audrey's voice. "Audrey, w... what is it?" He pants, trying to catch his breath. "Me and Helga found someone out in the cavern, somethings wrong!" She tries to pick you up once more. "They aren't Atlantean..." He says, pushing his glasses further up his nose as he looks you over curiously. Audrey only grunts, heaving the top of your body up. "Duh, Milo! They're not Atlantean and they're ALSO UNCONCIOUS!" She yells, snapping him out of it. "Right, of course. Sorry." Milo grabs your legs and helps Audrey lift, though he's exerting way more effort to lift a lot less than her. "C'mon, we gotta get em' to Sweet." As her and Milo shuffle over to the medical tent, he asks "Do we know how they got down here?" Audrey shakes her head, blowing a curl out of her face so she can focus on where she's going. "Nah, they don't really remember anything. I'm not even sure how they got down here." Milo nods, clearly deep in thought. "Name?" He asks."Y/N. No last name, that they've mentioned." As the two back into the medical tent, they are greeted with the sight of Dr. Joshua Sweet, who is currently engaged in filling a syringe with some sort of odd liquid. "Yo doc' we gotta patient for chu'."
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You jolt up with a start, the familiar feeling of sore muscles hitting you again. You grunt and sit up weakly, putting a hand to your head. While it doesn't hurt as much, there is still a faint throbbing in your temples. You suddenly remember passing out, and look around quickly to figure out where you are. You appear to be in one of the tents you saw just before going unconscious. Various medical tools lay on a nearby table, prompting you to assume you're in some sort of doctors tent. "Hey, they're up!" Audrey pokes her head into the tent, and sees you sitting up. "How you' feeling? Chu' kinda passed out on me." Audrey plops down at the end of the medical cot, crossing her legs. "I'm better, I think. I don't really know what happened." You blink a few times, looking down sadly. "Well, just don't do it again, cause I ain't gonna carry chu'." She teases, lightly punching your shoulder. It hurts a little, but you smile in response.
"Audrey, stop punchin' my patients. We've been over this." A tall, broad man in a doctor's coat enters the ten, with a scrawny man following close behind. "I'm just glad to know I'm not the only person she punches." The scrawny man says, then flinches when she moves to hit him too. "Two for flinchin' Milo." She says, smirking as he makes an excuse to leave. She turns to you and nods in his direction. "I'll get him later." The tall man turns to you, a small pen-light in his hand. "Dr. Joshua Sweet, pleasure to meet you." He extends a free hand. "I'm Y/N. Thanks for treating me." You say. He nods. "It's what I do. Say, you were in pretty rough shape when Audrey and Milo brought you in." He glances at a clipboard on the table next to you. "Some pretty heavy bruising on the legs and arms, a bit of head trauma. Our mechanic here says you can't remember anything. That true?" You nod. "Hmm, open your eyes wide." He clicks on the pen light in his hand, shining it in your left, then right eye. "Hmm. Dilation of the pupils is normal, still might be a concussion. Feeling any nausea?" You shake your head. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Dr. Sweet conducts a few more tests, and Audrey messes with a nearby loose screw to keep herself entertained. "Any known triggers?" He asks. "Well, when I saw the city... um..." You think for a moment. "Atlantis." Audrey cuts in. You nod, and continue. "When I saw Atlantis, it had all those, bright blue lights, y'know. The longer I looked at them, I felt something like, electricity. Like crackling. Then it burned, I couldn't hear, and I guess that's when I blacked out." You explain. Dr. Sweet rights a few notes down, before sighing. "I still think it's probably a concussion resulting from your injuries, but we may want to look into your light sensitivity issues." He turns to Audrey, who is currently attempting to juggle cotton balls. "Audrey, go get Thatch." He nods towards the exit of the tent. She huffs. "Can't chu' get him? I'm monitoring the patient." Sweet chuckles. "You can monitor the patient when you get a degree and stop messin' with my medical supplies. Go get Thatch." She hops up, mumbling "ConseguirΓ© un tΓ­tulo y te lo meterΓ© por el culo." on her way out.
"Here, thirsty?" He hands you a glass of water. "Thanks, doctor." You take the glass and eagerly drink down the cold liquid. "Call me Sweet." He insists, putting his notes back down on his clipboard. "Doctor?" He looks up. "Am... am I gonna get my memories back?" He sighs, and shrugs. "I can't be 100% sure until we know what's wrong with you, but you're functioning well otherwise. I'm sure if we give it enough time, you'll start coming around." He assures you. You nod, feeling only a little comfort in his words. "The city was beautiful, though." You say, mind wandering back to the sight of the aquatic city. Sweet nods, taking a seat in a nearby chair. "Absolutely. Seen some weird things coming out of there though." He laughs. "Frankly, a patient with memory loss is kinda refreshing." He admits, prompting you to look up suddenly. "Refreshing? What patients have you dealt with lately?" You ask, a little nervous. "Well, patient confidentiality says I can't go into detail, but lets just say I've had to re-attach a lot of thumbs." He says. You grimace at the idea.
"STOP HITTING ME!" A male voice squeaks, as the scrawny man from earlier tumbles through the tent flap, narrowly avoiding Audrey's fists. Audrey laughs, hopping back on the cot next to you. "Milo, Y/N. Y/N, Milo." She says, motioning back and forth between the two of you. "Hello, it's nice to meet you." You greet. The man seems awkward, but excited to meet you. "Nice to meet you too. Do you have any memory of what happened? Or how you got here?" He asks. You shake your head, and Audrey pats your shoulder lightly. "C'mon Milo, they've been asked that like sixty times, they don't remember shit." She says. "Sweet, you needed something from me?" Milo asks. "Yes, our friend here has described a sensitivity to the blue light emitted from atlantis. I think it might be a problem stemming from their reaction to the crystals. Could you hand me your crystal?" He asks. Milo nods, and removes something from his neck. A small, glowing blue crystal on a leather strip is handed to Sweet, who turns to you. "Okay, let me know if this hurts, alright?" You sigh and nod. Sweet holds out the crystal, and you move to touch it. The moment your fingers brush the crystal, a blinding pain shoots through your arm and into your head. You pull away with a cry, and Sweet quickly pulls back the pendant.
"God... fuck." You groan, hands gripping your head. "Hey, it's okay, Chico." Audrey places a hand on your knee, a worried look on your face. Sweet looks at Milo with a serious expression. "Thatch, you got any idea what about these rocks is causing this?" He asks. Milo shakes his head. "I've never seen anything like this, then again I've not had a lot of experience with them. Maybe, maybe Kida would know something about it." Milo says. Sweet looks over at you, and asks if you need anything. You can't muster a response, but shake your head. He seems unsure about leaving you, but leaves to discuss the problem further with Milo. Audrey stays by your side, trying to lighten the mood. "Bueno, al menos sabemos quΓ© es lo que te estΓ‘ rompiendo el cerebro." She jokes. "Audrey, you know I don't know what you're saying." You complain, prompting her to laugh. After a few minutes of recovery, Sweet returns. "Alright, I'm gonna recommend some bedrest, and some migraine medication. Try to avoid contact with those crystals, alright? We don't need you losing any more of that memory." He says. You nod. "C'mon, we should get you set up. Let's go talk to the commander." Audrey says, standing up and extending a hand to you. "Audrey, I don't think our friend here should be walking just yet-" "I'm fine, but thank you, Sweet." You insist, moving to follow Audrey. Audrey leaves the tent, and you turn to sweet one last time. "Thank you, really. I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't patched me up." You say, looking at him with earnest appreciation. He pauses for a moment, and coughs awkwardly as a light blush dusts his cheeks. "Of course... You, you better catch up with Audrey." He turns around quickly, and you wave goodbye as you leave and follow Audrey.
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Audrey heads to a nearby truck, where a tall man in military garb is leaning against the side of the car, smoking a cigar and observing the camp. "Commander! Got someone for you to meet!" Audrey yells, and the man turns to face her. "Ah, this must be our newcomer, Helga radioed ahead and told us you'd come across someone out there, Ramirez." Audrey nods. The man holds his cigar in one hand, and extends the other to you. "Commander Lyle Rourke, leader of this here expedition." He motions with his cigar to the people milling about the camp. "Y/N, um... not really much to explain. I can't remember anything." You sigh. "Yes, Helga mentioned that as well. A damn shame." He responds before a female voice interjects. "Seems convenient to me." Helga, who has apparently been on the other side of the truck the full time, seems suspcious. Rourke only chuckles, and pats the woman on the shoulder, prompting her to sneer and walk off. "You'll have to forgive my associate, she's a little rough around the edges. Damn good fighter, though." He says. "Ramirez, I assume you've brought Y/N over to sweet for a checkup?" She nods. "Yup, he's still working on what's wrong with em', though." Rourke nods. "Well, rest assured you can remain here with us, at least until you've got that memory back." You're taken aback at the offer, but nod gratefully. "Thank you, sir. You don't know how much I appreciate this." Rourke places a hand on your shoulder, holding on with a firm grip. You gulp a little at the man's intense gaze. "Were happy to have you, Y/N. I'm sure you'll make yourself a member of the team in no time." Audrey watches the scene before her with a slight grimace, arms crossed. Rourke's hand remains on your shoulder for a little longer than is normal, and he then pulls it off and returns to smoking.
"Ramirez, I trust you'll get our new friend set up?" Audrey nods, and practically drags you away from the man and towards the tents. "We don't have any extra tents, so you're gonna be sharing with me, entendido?" She asks. You nod, and jolt when you hear a yell come from a few tents over. "NO! YOU CAN'T, I NEED ZAT FOR MY COLLECTION!" A strange, goggled little man bounds past you, pawing at a much taller man with a mustache, holding a bag full of some sort of black substance. The taller man seems relatively unfazed, just looking down at the man throwing small, weak punches at his knees. "Hey, uh, Audrey? Can you do something about-" He looks down. "This?" Audrey groans, and dramatically slumps over as she reaches into her tent, coming back out with a white bar of soap. "Hey! Mole!" She yells, and the man stops his assault momentarily, adjusting his goggles to zoom in and see the girl. When he sees the bar of soap in her hand, he lets out a terrified screech, and scampers away like some sort of feral rodent. You can't help but feel uncomfortable.
"Woo, thanks." The taller man says, dusting off his pants and walking over to the two of you. "Why was Mole going after you? Did you blow up one of his 'samples' again?" Audrey asks, a hand on her hip as she gazes after the Mole man in amusement. "No, actually. I was recycling some gunpowder from a failed bomb, I guess it was swedish or something, and he wanted a sample of it. Couldn't handle it when I told him no, so, y'know." He shrugs. "Who's this?" He asks, when his eyes land on you. "This is Y/N. Me and Helga found them out on cavern patrol. We've been getting a checkup at Sweet's tent." She explains. "Oh, first time in the medical tent?" He asks. You nod. "Well, there'll be plenty more of those visits. Just last week, I had some old dynamite ignite, kinda thought it was cigar since it was late. Anyways, I had to get my thumb sewn back on." You remember Sweet mentioning something like that, and Audrey rolls her eyes as the man goes on. "I'm Vincenzo Santorini. Just, uh, call me Vinny." He says. You shake his hand, trying not to picture what his thumb must look like under that glove. "You work with explosives a lot?" You ask. Audrey scoffs. "Work' is kind of a stretch. I can't remember the last time one of your 'tests' went well, Vinny." She teases. "Whatever, I don't need accuracy. If they blow up, they blow up. They're bombs, that's like, what there supposed to do." He makes an explosive motion with his hands, before turning to a loud crash that rings out from somewhere nearby. "Huh, guess I should check on that." He turns to you. "See you around, and uh, watch your step." He picks up a firecracker, left right next to your foot on the ground. As he walks off, Audrey turns back to you.
"Alright, lets get chu' set up. Left side of the tent is mine."
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