#aurelia crowley

[madasacrow]

PARA POWERPOINT: THE CROWLEY FAMILY

My favorite fucked up family (and that's saying something, considering what my paras are like lol). I made a typo on Aurelia's slide, her last name is supposed to be "Crowley" like everyone else but uuhh i was thinking about the d//c version of this 'cosm.

Yeah in case you couldn't tell, most of these guys are inspired by a different version of J//nat//an Cr//ne. I like him far too much, I know. Anyway this is more of a ref for me but heres what each of them is based on:

Ghost = S@l3crow (T!m S@le's portrayal).

Noah = Arkhamv3rs3.

Lannie = Yellow Lantern.

Christopher = Nolanv3rs3.

Jonathan = my version (which is why he gets the name "Jonathan" lol).

There's also another character, Dimitri, based on the Scar3b3ast. But he's not related to the Crowley's (...biologically. obviously they took in the giant fear-inducing monster).

Honestly I might do this for some other para families. The Fox Family has some pretty wild lore/drama, ill have to go through my files/notes to see if there's anything worth sharing but I like making PowerPoints so I'm sure I'll find something.

[amaliazeichnerin]

5. Januar 2024 Artist vs. Art: Das sind einige Bilder von mir, die 2023 entstanden sind. Oben einige Fantasylandkarten für Autor*innen, in der Mitte Fanart zu "Good Omens" (links Aziraphale, rechts Crowley), außerdem unten ein Charakterportrait von Aurelia aus "Knochenblumen welken nicht" von Eleanor Bardilac. Mittig unten meine Illustration zur amerikanischen Anthologie "Aim for the Heart" (inspiriert von Alexandre Dumas' "Drei Musketiere"), erschienen bei @duckprintspress Rechts unten ein Doppel-Charakterportrait zu einem noch unveröffentlichten Roman. Mein Portraitfoto in der Mitte hat der Autor und Fotograf Marco Ansing gemacht. Ich freue mich natürlich auch in diesem Jahr wieder über Aufträge für Charakterportraits oder Fantasylandkarten. 🎨 Mehr dazu gibt es hier oder im Linktree in der Bio: https://amalia-zeichnerin.net/illustrationen/

[acircusfullofdemons]

🗡🏆 HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR 🏆🗡

INTRO

Because of the posts by @maddgical-boy [link] & @nevermore-grimes [link], I will now be subjecting my paras to the Horrors. I have a lloottttt of paras, so to make this simply I used a random number generator to select the new victims tributes.

I will also be adding commentary on how accurate this would be to my paras. Because I can’t have fun without criticizing their every decision, despite forcing them to make those decisions in the first place. Bullying my paras is a full time job and brother, I just clocked in >:3

TRIBUTES

District 1: Edward Nixon [Mad as a Crow: Missing Piece of the Puzzle], Lucy Fisher [Phantasmagoria: DreamSet Circus]

District 2: Loyd Nixon [Mad as a Crow: Missing Piece of the Puzzle], Benjamin Graves [Mad as a Crow]

District 3: Marzipan Velveteen [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life], Neil O’Brian [Mad as a Crow: A Plague of Octopuses]

District 4: Beelzebub Honeyblood [Phantasmagoria: Crossfire], Reign Blanc [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life]

District 5: Phineas Glazier [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life], Luciana Potenza [Phantasmagoria]

District 6: Phoebe Sparks [Phantasmagoria: ElectroGear Software], Prism Raymond [Phantasmagoria: DreamSet Circus]

District 7: Thackery Velveteen [Phantasmagoria: Illusions of Life], Rosemary Velveteen [Fractured Fables: She Trusts me, He Loves Me Not]

District 8: Victor West [Mad as a Crow], CaterpillarOS [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life]

District 9: Mary Crowley [Mad as a Crow], Ketrill Hyde [Phantasmagoria: As the World Falls Down]

District 10: Khole Banner [Mad as a Crow: Assembled Monsters], Alex Grimm [Fractured Fables]

District 11: Stacy Collins [Mad as a Crow], Orion Guerrero [Mad as a Crow]

District 12: Vincent Hyde [Phantasmagoria], Lucien Jekyll [Phantasmagoria]

BLOODBATH

Yknow what i just realized. CaterpillarOS is, uh, a giant robot caterpillar. Khole is a weird mix of species but yeah there’s no way he’d win that fight. 

Aint no fucking way Neil would loose to a blind girl. She has the power of accuracy but is smaller and younger than Neil. He’d rip her to shreds!!

HOW DID PHINEAS SET KETRILL ON FIRE LMAO

DAY 01

I like to think she read him, ironically, one of the brother’s grimms books. It’d be so funny for various reasons. 

NNOOO MARY 😭 say goodbye to our only licensed nurse everyone…

uuuuhhh something something phineas in the wrong paracosm. insert joke about d//c or para!jervis here.

Interesting team up! No idea why Eddie would work with Loyd since that’s his father and they hate each other. Same with Stacy, she hates Eddie bc that’s her dad. I fully believe Prism and Lucy are being held captive here, folks.

Accurate !!! sorry rosemary BUT ALSO. WOW. I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW ACCURATE THIS IS OH MY GOD??? GIRL HOW DID YOU LIVE OUT YOUR TALE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE IM SCREAMING. also wow accurate for Neil too. Killing another innocent child, I see. At least this one’s intentional!

Our fallen tributes are: CaterpillarOS, Ketrill Hyde, Mary Crowley, Rosemary Glazier.

NIGHT 01

Bee! Don’t kill the bunny!! But fair lol

Debating on if Neil would keep a victim alive. I think for a little bit, for the psychological torment. He always liked to play with his food. 

That is a VERY tense truce lmao, Stacy hates basically everyone Eddie is associated with, which includes the Crowley Family bc ooo boy, that family is a Certified Mess.

Luce 🤝 Phineas: ripped away from their home at a young age thanks to a random dimension portal. Not the same case here but wow I never noticed that. 

DAY 02

Nothing interesting to note.

Our fallen tributes are: Marzipan Velveteen, Phineas Glazier

NIGHT 02

Khole winning is just…perfect. All 3 have to do with experimentation (Khole & Neil are from the same lab/facility/organization, actually!) but Khole was made first, both in a story context and meta context. So. yeah. Older Sibling Rights.

TWIN TEAM UP HELL YEAH!!!!

Either Orion or Eddie is winning those ghost stories bc Orion knew Aurelia, and she worshiped the god of fear, while Eddie knows Jonathan, Aurelia’s descendant and uses fear in his villain schemes. Then again, Bee is literally a demon, so….

YAY STACY!!! sorry loyd just…sucks lmao fuck outta here

DAY 03

Nothing interesting to note.

ARENA EVENT

Our fallen tributes are: Victor West, Neil O’Brian, Loyd Nixon, Reign Blanc, Orion Guerrero, Luciana Potenza, Khole Banner, Vincent Hyde, Thackery Velveteen. Only 9 people left!

Nothing of interest to note for NIGHT 03.

THE FEAST happens, aka The Cornucopia is refilled.

Nothing interesting to note for DAY 04 & NIGHT 04.

Our fallen tributes are: Benjamin Graves, Lucien Jekyll.

Nothing interesting to note for DAY 05 & NIGHT 05.

DAY 06: Eddie dies by accidentally drinking his own poison. Get wrecked, idiot.

NIGHT 06: Prism bashes Alex’s head in. Get his ass!!

Nothing interesting to note for DAY 07, NIGHT 07, & DAY 08.

NIGHT 08: Stacy poisons Prism. Lucy dies from thirst.

Stacy wins!! Wow. Fucking lame as shit I don’t even like her. Wish she stayed wherever the fuck she was before moving to Prism Pulse. Whatever! Realistically speaking she would’ve been killed way back at that random family reunion thing. Yes, by Eddie. he would’ve killed his own daughter. what of it.

[etdraconis]

Updated Muse List

Italics denotes tertiary/low muse, * denotes request only

Dragon Age Canons:

Cremisius Aclassi

Anders

Zevran Araini

Blackwall

Eleanor Cousland

Fergus Cousland

Fenris

Bethany Hawke

Carver Hawke

Nathaniel Howe

Thomas Howe

Anora Mac Tir

Loghain Mac Tir

Josephine Montilyet

Dorian Pavus

Cassandra Pentaghast

Cullen Rutherford

Varric Tethras

Alistair Theirin

Cailan Theirin

Maric Theirin

Varric Tethras

Dragon Age OCs:

Arden Aclassi

Hissera Adaar

Sereda Aeducan

August Amell

Elizabeth Amell

Julian Amell

Oliver Amell

Rosalie Amell

Pyke Brosca

Macaria Cadash

Amara Cousland

Brennon Cousland

Lauryl Cousland

Victoire Ducet

Enya

Callum Hawke

Kenton Hawke

Leanore Hawke

Hava Lavellan

Lorcan

Theron Mahariel

Kalva Sabrae

Alim Surana

Aurelia Tabris

Rowan Theirin

Claire Trevelyan

Declan Trevelyan

Evelyn Trevelyan

Everett Trevelyan

Gabriel Trevelyan

Maxwell Trevelyan

Persephone Trevelyan

Greek Mythology

Aphrodite

Apollo

Ares

Aristeus

Artemis

Asclepius

Hades

Hera

Hermes

Patroclus

Persephone

Poseidon

Percy Jackson/Riordan Verse

Annabeth Chase

Nico Di Angelo

Jason Grace (potentially)

Percy Jackson

Piper McClean (potentially)

Will Solace

Leo Valdez (potentially)

ACOTAR

Elaine Archeron

Feyre Archeron

Nesta Archeron

Azriel

Cassian

Rhysand

Lucian Vanserra

Crescent City

Hunt Athalar

Ruhn Danaan

Danika Fendyr

Ithan Holstrom

Bryce Quinlan

Throne of Glass

Aedion Ashryver

Sam Cortland

Lysandra Ennar

Aelin Galathynius

Dorian Havilliard

Fenrys Moonbeam

Chaol Westfall

Grishaverse

Kaz Brekker

The Darkling

Jesper Fahey

Inej Ghafa

Matthias Helvar

Nikolai Lantsov

Zoya Nazyalensky

Alina Starkov

Wylan Van Eck

Nina Zenik

Good Omens

Aziraphale

Crowley

Zodiac Academy

Geraldine Grus

Lance Orion

Max Rigel

Darcy Vega

Tory Vega

Fourth Wing

Andarna

Imogen Cardulo

Ridoc Gamlyn

Aaric Greycastle

Sloane Maori

Rhiannon Matthias

Brennan Sorrengail

Mira Sorrengail

Violet Sorrengail

Other Book Muses

Alexander Clairemont-Diaz

Star Wars

Poe Dameron

Finn

General Armitage Hux*

Kylo Ren

The Witcher

Jaskier

Geralt of Rivia

Yennifer of Venderberg

Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon

Jaime Lannister*

Sansa Star*

Aemond Targaryen*

Daemon Targaryen*

Daeron Targaryen

Rhaenyra Targaryen*

Brienne of Tarth*

Jacaerys Velaryon

Lucerys Velaryon

Versailles

Liesolotte*

Chevalier de Lorraine*

Louis XIV*

Philippe d'Orleans*

DnD/Fantasy OCs

Jalana Astorio (human warlock

Tarquin Auglathia (sea-elf rogue)

Nedri Autumnblaze (half-orc ranger)

Azure (water genasi monk)

Anders Brightwood (human bard)

Caerlin (tiefling arcane trickster rogue)

Drake (Wild Hunt shifter ranger)

Elianis Galonodel (half-elf druid)

Naivara Galonodel (half-elf mastermind rogue)

Talon Galonodel (wood elf bard)

Makaria (tiefling paladin)

Reya (tiefling storm sorcerer)

Alwyn Sulian (sun elf paladin)

Auryn Sulian (sun elf fighter)

Cerys Sulian (sun elf celestial warlock)

Emrys Sulian (sun elf shadow magic sorcerer)

Hollis Tremaine (human fighter)

Other/modern OCs

Hyun-Soo Joly (medical student)

Destin Michaels (merman)

Novah Michaels (mermaid)

Cassian Sage (werewolf)

Sophie Sage (werewolf)

Reina Solace (werewolf)

Hazel Thatcher (werewolf)

Nicolai Voss (vampire)

[auxiliarydetective]

Hey friends, it's more or less late for me but I just had a question pop up in my mind:

Out of my OCs that you know, which do you think has the healthiest/most ideal relationship with their partner? Because, taking into account things like power balances, interdependency, honesty... some of them...

Mihawk/Aurelia? So codependent that it's insane. Also will go full-on yandere for each other at the blink of an eye. They die together or not at all. Also, the whole story of how they got together... Ooh girl.

Sanji/Cora/Zoro? Pretty good if it weren't for the fact that Cora grows so dependent on them that she has a breakdown when she's away from them for too long.

Charlie/Egon? Charlie lied about being a literal demon for a long time. Does what he did count as gaslighting?

Aziraphale/Philomel/Crowley? 6000 years of bad communication and suppressed feelings. And don't even get me started on what happens during and after the apocalypse.

Do you see what I mean?

Gonna tag some people, don't mind me and don't feel pressured:

@starcrossedjedis @oneirataxia-girl @daughter-of-melpomene @supermarine-silvally @thehedgehogat221b @wheresmybloodynauglamir @xoteajays @come-along-pond

[chthonicrose]

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

Not gonna tag people tagging is awk. (I was not-tagged by (in that I saw this on the blog of) @rozarria) also some of these things are... debatably names. many of these things. this is going through scrivener from the top so they're going to be sorted by fandom. also this post is going to be Long. if you care even slightly pls do send me something.

Harry Potter, for my sins

Wooble-sue (ofc)

Undead wives (hermione)

Ophelia Gaunt (hermione and f!diary!tom-ish, two different versions)

Tonks/Flora/Hestia

Anything For You (severus/regulus)

Pansy/Hermione makeover

Puzzle Through Time (hermione)

Room Of Stars (hermione)

Pythian (genders!shapeshifter!harry)

Aquila Aurelia Malfoy (oc draco's disabled twin sister)

Lothering (thedas crossover mk i)

Requirement (thedas crossover mk ii)

Mpreg (harry, pregnant by [indistinct magical noises], also featuring baby delphini)

F!Harry Severitus (exactly what it says)

HPLV/HPTR > Mpreg (the babies aren't voldemort's but voldemort is there)

Sleepwalking Harry

untitled file that appears to be a soulmate au where f!harry is a necromancer

Magic royal soulmate (f!harry/ofc)

Mirror of many faces (harry and genders, didn't come out how I wanted it to)

these inconvenient fireworks (egg trans girl harry gets unexpected magical transition and has a crush on the genderfluid weasley twins)

Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

Prostitute Shen Jiu (someday I will figure out how to write the blowjob so upsetting it gives yqy a qi deviation)

untitled file that's a single paragraph of sy addressing lbh

moshang untitled 1

moshang untitled 2

Dragon Age (half of the stuff in here is about my PCs and in folders by character name, skipping most of that because it's just scraps)

Kerahn Adaar > Goodbye

Blossom (Cvetka) (breaking my 'not including posted fics' for this one because I have not updated it in like eight years and I too would love me to finish it :| anyway it's dagna/harding accidental baby acquisition)

Qunari don't fuck their friends (tallis/sera)

Meeting (tallis/sera)

Another try (tallis/sera, no I cannot sort them out)

Cass/Krem (I would LOVE for me to finish this fucking thing)

skin hunger start? (pentilyet)

Hairbrushing (pentilyet)

Morning surprise (shianni/merrill/sera, I have no recollection of why I decided to write that ship)

Skin hungry Cass (cass/bela this time)

I like big hats and I cannot lie (bela/sera)

MGIT (it's, well... MGIT. which is 'mundane girl in thedas', for those unaware. basically self-insert fic. I think it has me swearing at gaider at one point.)

Adoribull woundfucking (exactly what it says on the tin and another thing I would love for me to fucking finish)

Try 2 (hespith/sigrun - there is also a 'Try 1' but it's only a paragraph long)

Sketch (dorian/fenris, for the Fraught of it all, only a couple paragraphs)

Good Omens (has a higher ratio of complete and posted fics than any other fandom I've ever written in) (assume that all of these are aziraphale/crowley unless otherwise stated)

To the world to anguish (angst)

Theatre genderfluid (this one is sort of a prequel to the les mis fic and is just crowley being an actor in a community theatre in london and being friends with the other actors, and also he's pretending to be twin siblings so he can present as different genders)

in love with your ghost (OH MY GOD WHY CAN I NOT FINISH THE SCULPTOR FIC I WANT IT TO BE DONE SO BAD)

Drunk Az (this is actually a cut scene from the les mis fic)

It's over / street corner (angst)

Crowley doesn't lie (angst)

Obvious lies (angst)

Awkward rant Rome (angst)

Wall pin (this is just a scene from the show but with internal monologue woven in. and some angst)

Apathy (angst)

Sordid Angst 2 (I think the craigslist fic was originally sordid ansgt 1)

more than I can pay (mpreg angst)

Miscellaneous (most things in this folder are either exchange fic that's already posted, or too short to bother with)

Goblin Queen (labyrinth... lesbianswap sequel? ish?)

Lover of Ways and Means (hadestown, persephone/adonis)

Kidfic (The Course Of Honor, the ao3 version not the novel)

Colorless (jossed descendants ficlet based on character design in a trailer)

Origfic (selected works, I'm not gonna pull out everything)

End of her rope (the farmhand formerly known as mallory)

hatesex (blair and cheerleader)

untitled (blair and country musician)

House by school murders

The vines hunger

MPDG f/f

MPDG Leanan Sidhe

we're just going to skip the briar divide folder it's too fucking big and too damn old

The Beast and the Rose (riff on beauty and the beast)

Beastly (riff on princess in a tower guarded by a dragon)

Half-Shares (riff on that tumblr post about two witches with claims to the same baby through either parent, but both witches are nonbinary in very different ways)

Ivan (russian-style fairy tale)

Twa Sisters/Little Mermaid

Europa (sentient space probe/alien mermaids)

Caveat Emptor/Homily (sentient servant robot quietly rebels)

Saga of Immortal Dream (I have like three different attempts at starting VRMMO fics in this imaginary xianxia game setting)

Cyberpunk portal fantasy (another xianxia thing)

untitled (the same xianxia setting as saga of immortal dream except without it being a VRMMO and I named the protagonist Bai Feiyi instead of Bei Yifei to differentiate them)

love is not a victory march (god of conquering empire and her stolen bride, god of a conquered nation)

Lesbian magic school (uh. free college on any subject with free accomodations for adult nerdy lesbians willing to believe in the impossible?)

Keys > Start try 1

Magitech dystopia

okay I think that's enough things

the moral here is that I start a lot of things and do not finish very many of them

[thebridgehqs]

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@featherskies: 1 on Missy Moreno and Psyche 2 on Rory Gilmore

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@allxthingsxglxtter: 1 on Angrboda, Aurelia Gunner, Bryce Claiborne, Cassie Anderson, Diego Hargreeves, Hadie, Jason Todd, Lady, Leo, Lochlyn Boyle, Lyra Samos, Maelstrom Adler, Maive Mccullough, Morpheus, Odysseus Pierce, Sapphire, Shade Barrow, Shaun Gilmore, Veralidaine Sarrasri, Viktor and Xiao 2 on Adam Carlsen, Alex Mercer, Billy, Daja Kisubo, Ember Cobalt, Levi Sullivan, Nikola Tesla and Lisa Snart.

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[smiling-like-a-snake]

At a Queen Concert, Maybe Life Aid?

Thesound of a guitar roared through Crowley’s veins and he grinned toothily at Aziraphale.There were no shadows across his features except for those cast by the lightsand drums roared with the rise and fall of the crowd. Booming, thunderous noisebounced across metal and plastic, lifting up to the heavens as a chorus ofdefiance.

FreddieMercury held his microphone like it was the altar to a god and Aziraphalewatched Crowley sway with the lyrics that felt as though they were pounding atribcages and the very earth itself.

“Yeah chained to the rack!”

Someonespilled their beer down the back of Aziraphale’s shirt and he was glad Crowleyhad wrestled him out of his waistcoat and into some old button up shirtinstead. He miracled it away with a wince and jumped as the people around himshouted out like worshippers to a god.

“Got a dragon on my back!”

[miss-sad-marshmallow]

Uhh kids your fandom trashcan made a Bughead edit and I kinda like it? So if you’d check it out yeah that’d be great thanks

[nanoland]

drowstiel fic in progress

title: Clean Hands

fandom: Supernatural

pairings: Crowley/Castiel, Crowley/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester

blurb: In which Crowley is no one's first choice and he's totally fine with that! :) Really! :) :) :)

warnings: smut, cannibalism, demons getting themselves Extremely murdered

0 

Trumpets sounded. Mortar cracked. The ceiling collapsed, squashing half of Crowley’s court, and holy, horrifying light flooded into every corner.

“We are going,” Castiel growled, storming up to the throne and grabbing him by the scruff, “for a drink.”

Crowley’s tail twitched, wordlessly instructing his bodyguards to stand down. “Um. Fine?”

“Now.”

“Alright, alright. Where?”

“I don’t care.”

So Crowley teleported them to a cosy little nook in Finland, highly ranked among his personal favourites and unknown to any colleagues or enemies. It had a roaring fireplace, generously padded chairs, thick faux fur rugs, and a table by a window through which one could watch snow gently blanketing the city of Rovaniemi.

They ordered Koskenkorva and cider and Salmari and beer – or rather, Crowley did, while Castiel stared broodingly into the fire – and competed to see who could get totally hammered first.  

Castiel won. Castiel always won.

“Coke?” Crowley offered.

Scowling, the angel mumbled, “No. Nnn-o. Dean drinks Coke. Dean bought me a Coke once. Said I should try it. He always wants me to try things. Bacon and Star Wars and cowboy paraphernalia. Human things. Never wants to recipra… recipe… recital… never wants to try my things. Angel things. One-way street. Always.”

“Mmm. I can understand how that might feel invalidating, kitten. However, I was in fact offering you cocaine. Top-quality stuff, of course. Or weed?”

“Oh. Uhh – no. Thank you. Can I sit in your lap?”

With a put-upon sigh, Crowley settled back into his chair.

A woman seated across the room tutted disapprovingly as Castiel clambered onto him, twisting this way and that until he’d made himself comfortable with his legs dangling over the arm rest and his tousled head heavy on Crowley’s shoulder.

Looking her way with a pleasant, if carnivorous smile, Crowley said, “Your husband’s name is Verner. Your sister’s name is Aurelia. They’re currently having sex in your kitchen. Her bare, perky arse is resting on your oven mittens – the nice ones with the canary pattern. If you leave right now, you can catch them at it.”

“You are an abomination,” Castiel murmured into his neck as she bolted.

“You’re an absurdity,” he countered, sniffing his hair. Cheap shampoo. Cheap conditioner. Wood smoke, presumably from the boys’ latest hunt. Traces of blood. Traces of God.

The fire crackled. They drank some more.

“I gave Dean a feather,” Castiel said. “One of mine. It’s what we do to show loyalty. Admiration. When I served Heaven, I received feathers from various admirers every week.”

He sounded smug.

Adorable.

“It wasn’t sexual, mind,” he added, quickly.

“Of course.”

“Nor romantic. We don’t engage in such things. Nonetheless, it was meaningful. Is meaningful.”

“And Dean, I imagine, didn’t realize that.”

“Obviously not. I wasn’t expecting him to. He’s a human; why should he understand our customs? But I thought… I thought he’d at least ask. I was prepared for him to ask. I had an explanation ready to go. And then he didn’t. He took the feather, looked embarrassed, smiled, thanked me, and returned to doing Sam’s laundry.”

“Ouch.”

“I’ve never been so humiliated.”

Crowley gave him a consoling kiss, which he returned hungrily, though not cruelly. In this, Castiel was never cruel. Only demanding. Which was fine; Crowley liked being in demand.

When Castiel withdrew his questing tongue, he looked unsatisfied. (Brattish.) “Why must you always lurk so deep? Come forward. I want to see you.”

Huffing, like it wasn’t something he was asked to do and gladly did every time, Crowley let himself slide from his host’s brain into his eyeballs, turning them crimson; from his chest to his tongue, causing his breath to stink of petrol and graveyard dirt; from his veins to his extremities, prompting his fingernails and toenails to adopt a distinctly claw-like appearance. His expensive black socks would be ruined. “Better, birdy?”

Immediately, Castiel returned to kissing him. (Really, it felt as though he was trying to suck Crowley from his host’s mouth into his own.

Like he wants to eat me.

Crowley shivered happily.)  

Drawing back, Castiel said, “Take us to a hotel room. I want to touch your penis.”

“I live but to serve.”

It had taken Crowley a while to work out what Castiel’s odd sexual ministrations made him feel like; a stim toy. The angel liked nothing more than to fiddle with him. To tug at his chest hair, to pluck at his nipples until they were plump and rosy, and yes, to poke and pat and play with his cock until Crowley whimpered.

“I don’t understand why he’s so reluctant to open up to me,” Castiel sighed, breath-taking on black silk sheets and settled between Crowley’s thighs, twirling grey-streaked pubic hair around his index finger.

“I like opening up to you,” said Crowley, and demonstrated.

Castiel lowered his head and peered appreciatively. “Your vessel is so much furrier than mine. Like you’ve glued a badger’s pelt between your buttocks.”

Some might have found a fuckbuddy who had only two settings – i.e. ‘the worst dirty talk conceivable’ and ‘pining for another man’ – frustrating. Crowley had long since put such petty grievances aside, because he was emotionally mature. Worldly. Smooth. Definitely not because he craved Castiel’s presence all day long and whispered his name to the stars at night.

“Hurry up and stick it in me, you twat.”

As Castiel hoisted Crowley’s legs over his shoulders, he stroked the hair there too. “Mmm. So fluffy. Honestly, with all this to keep you warm, I don’t see why you have to cover yourself in so many layers.”

“You’re one to talk! You’d wear that trench to the scorching outback if you got half the chance.”

“Temperature isn’t a factor for me. Besides, Dean likes me wearing it. It gives him a sense of continuity that he lacks in other areas of his life.”

Castiel couldn’t tell the difference between a groan of pleasure and a groan of exasperation. That was for the best.

Afterwards, Crowley arranged his host such that the majority of his weight rested on Castiel’s chest. So far, it was the only reliable way to ensure he didn’t get dressed and leave the moment they were done.

“Were you busy?” Castiel asked, panting. “When I entered Hell? You probably were. You’re always busy. You work even harder than Raphael used to.”

“Never too busy for you, pet,” he purred, punctuating his assurance with a saucy wiggle.

Castiel’s phone rang.

Castiel actually answered it (rather than his usual reaction to ringing phones – his or Crowley’s – when they were in bed, which was to narrow his eyes at them until their screens cracked and they leaked smoke), which meant it was Dean.

“I am needed,” he announced, rolling Crowley off him.

With a mocking salute, Crowley slithered into the warm spot his body had left. “Godspeed, mighty warrior. Try not to lose any more feathers.”

Fumbling with his tie, Castiel said, “I’m planning to give him one more. A second chance. If he doesn’t react appropriately, I’ll…”

“You’ll what?”

The tie was abandoned, flopping half-knotted against his crisp white shirt. “I’ll be back for more sex. Goodbye.”

With that, he was gone.

Under his stolen skin, Crowley curled into a smoky ball and cursed the whole world. 

0 

‘Never too busy for you,’ he’d told Castiel.

‘My door’s always open,’ he’d promised Dean.

But surely they both understood that if they were going to summon him in the middle of the working day, they would, occasionally, be interrupting something?

“Is that a kidney?” said Dean, staring at the bloody lump in Crowley’s hand.

Flustered, Crowley popped it into his mouth and swallowed it. The thought occurred, a second later, that his instinctive, perfectly normal as per demon etiquette attempt to make the situation less awkward might have been ill-advised.

“I’ll just go, shall I?” he muttered dejectedly.

Dean shook his head, sighing. “Nah. Won’t make me unsee it. But we’re not kissing.”

“Could brush my teeth? Suck on a mint?”

“No. Now get your pants off. I don’t have all day.”

Dear boy. He wasn’t always like this. Often, Crowley appeared in the circle to find him red-eyed, puffy-nosed, and at least slightly drunk, and he’d touch Crowley without saying a word all evening. Other times, he’d be wound tight, buzzing with frustration after a hunt gone wrong or a fight with Castiel or Sam. On such occasions, sex would be more like a wrestling match, Dean’s quick reflexes and pickpocket cunning pitted against Crowley’s ability to lift a car with one hand, and after they’d brutalised one another for a few hours Dean would slide off Crowley’s cock with a bone-deep groan of satisfaction and sleep like the dead. Those times tended to be Crowley’s favourites.

But this was nice, too. Brisk, rude, faux-impatient – today, Dean was in a good mood. And Dean in a good mood meant one thing and one thing only.

“Jesus fu-aaah,” Crowley exhaled, having barely slipped his 100% virgin wool trousers down his thighs before the hunter entered the circle, dropped smoothly to his knees, and latched onto the waiting erection like there was a panel of judges mere metres away and a million dollar cash prize on the line.

Dean Winchester wasn’t nearly as good at sex as he thought he was. But he always, always tried his best, and sometimes that raw enthusiasm was erotic enough all on its own.

“So,” said Dean, pulling back to study his work with that critical mechanic’s eye. “Something weird happened the other day.”

“Really? To you?”

“No, not normal Winchester-brand weird. No new apocalypses brewing, far as I’m aware. Just… y’know. Odd.”

Abruptly, he stood up, wiping his lips, and took Crowley by the arm. Sweeping the edge of his shoe through the circle, he all-but-frogmarched him across the room to the old mattress he’d set up in a corner specifically for these occasions.

(They didn’t always have sex in a grimy abandoned shed three miles from the nearest road. Sometimes they had sex in grimy abandoned cars with wheels buried in knee-deep weeds or, when Dean was feeling unusually romantic, dive bar bathrooms. Crowley didn’t care. He’d fucked Napoleon III in a haystack once.)

Absentmindedly arranging Crowley to his liking, Dean said, “Cas gave me a feather.”

Unnoticed by Dean, every microorganism within a seventy-foot radius – excepting those within his own body – died in a flash of hellfire. “Oh?”

“Yeah. And not, like, a pigeon feather or whatever. One of his. Weird, right?”

“Mm. Very.”

Dean thrust into him, business-like. “You read a lot, yeah? Probably even more than Sammy. Ever found a book that analyses – I dunno – weird angel shit? Or ancient prophecies involving angel feathers?”

Goddamn rotten bloody humiliation kink, he thought moodily, feeling his cock begin to leak. Probably done more to damage my reputation than that time Lilith caught me sneaking into David Cameron’s bedroom wearing a silk chemise and a British Lop. “Not that I can recall, no.”

Giving his arse a friendly smack, Dean said, “C’mon. You gotta know something. Or, if you don’t, you gotta have a theory. I know that nasty li’l brain of yours never stops working. Why would an angel give a human a feather?”

The deranged, beautiful monster hadn’t stopped buggering him.

Even worse, Crowley hadn’t stopped liking it.

“Alright, alright,” he groaned, fingernails surreptitiously sharpening as he dragged them over the mattress. “Stop. Lemme think for a moment. No, no, scratch that. Absolutely do not stop. Oh fuck, fuck, please don’t stop.”

“Crowley,” Dean whined, and while he’d have loved to think that he was whining in passion, he knew better.

“Look, it’s a gift, yeah? He gave you a gift. Use – fuurgh – use your brain, squirrel. Why do people usually give gifts?”

A big, calloused hand wrapped around his cock. “Birthdays. Bribes. To say thank you. To say sorry. Hey, could that be it? Has he… aw, shit, has he done something stupid behind my back? Again? And he doesn’t want to admit it but he’s feeling guilty so he’s giving me weird presents? I bet that’s it.”

Crowley wasn’t certain what language he used to say, “Jesus Christ, you’re both beyond hope,” in the seconds before he came. He was only just mentally present enough to make sure it wasn’t English.

After finishing off with a hearty grunt, Dean belly-flopped onto the mattress next to him. “Fuck yeah, man. That was great. Wonder if I can use it for something? A bona fide angel feather’s gotta have serious mojo, right?”

Facedown and breathing into the pillow, Crowley made a ‘who knows?’ gesture.

“Maybe it could be made into a weapon,” Dean murmured, gently stroking Crowley’s scalp. “There’s precedent. The First Blade was a mule’s jawbone. Or maybe I could write with it – like a quill. Heh, imagine a devil’s trap drawn with an angel’s feather. That would fuck you guys up, right?”

“Sure,” Crowley rasped, lifting his head. “Why not?”

Dean yawned. “So how’s Hell? Been about a month since we last did this, so… what’s that… about a decade down there? Had any problems? Moved the furniture around?”

“No. Hell doesn’t change much these days. Lilith was the innovator. Always installing a new lake of fire here, a new torture chamber there; slaughtering her political opponents en masse; throwing out promotions and demotions and beheadings left and right. Not my style. I prefer stability. Behind my back, they say that I’m the most boring monarch Hell’s ever had. Well, no – they say that wherever they want. When they’re behind my back, they try to stab me.”

He rolled over, wincing at a twinge in his well-used arse.

“Stability’s great and all,” Dean mumbled, sounding half-asleep. “And for real, I think it’s cool that you’ve made Hell so much less… torture-y. But y’ever think about aiming higher?”

“Eh?”

“Making Hell not suck, I mean. You know? Not just stable but actually tolerable for everyone who’s gotta live there. Now and then when I’m ganking some demon dickbag, I start thinking that maybe they wouldn’t always be causing so much trouble on Earth if they liked being in Hell more.”

Crowley laughed. Long and loud. “Where’s this coming from? Is this a Sam idea? It sounds like a Sam idea. Your bleeding-heart centrist of a brother going through another introspective phase, right? Bless.”

Scowling, Dean said, “Wow, someone’s defensive. What’s wrong? Pissed that the Boy King could run the place better than you?”

“Come off it, Dean. You don’t believe that for a second. Sam’s no leader. Much less a leader of demons. And the notion of ‘fixing’ Hell… it’s Hell. It’s not meant to be fixed. It’s not meant to be tolerable, it’s not meant to be endurable. It exists to break people. Horror is its bedrock. Sure, I can tidy up, I can replace the Gitmo vibe with the good ol’ eternal queue, but I can’t make it nice.”

“Huh. Okay, I get it,” said Dean, stretching, slyness in his eyes. “It’s not that you don’t want to – it’s that you don’t think you can. You’re not powerful enough, or smart enough, or whatever. I guess that’s fair. Surprised to hear you admit it, though.”

Like a blowfish, Crowley’s smoke puffed up to thrice its usual size, spilling from his eyes, ears, and lips as he pounced on Dean and pinned him to the mattress.

“Watch your tongue, brat,” he hissed, tail manifesting with its point aimed at Dean’s throat. “I’m not your pet pigeon. Had I the magnanimity of Saint Francis himself I’d not sit here and listen to some cunting mortal question my leadership. What in the name of God’s greasy bollocks do you know about ruling anything? You’ve never so much as managed a fucking corner shop. You’ve never even been employed.”

Dean grinned. “Damn, did I touch a nerve? Sorry, sweetcheeks.”

A canine rumble poured from Crowley’s thick throat. He felt Dean’s wrist bones creak under his grip. “Arrogant little rat.”

They glared at one another, unblinking.

“You ready to go again?” Dean asked.

“Yes.”

“Me too.”

In a violent flurry, they competed to see who could jack the other to completion first. Dean won. Dean always won.

“Same time next month?” Crowley enquired, watching him get dressed afterwards.

“Maybe. It’ll be coming up on Halloween and that’s always the worst time of year for us.”

“Mmm. Same. You’d be amazed how many false alarms we get; idiot teenagers deciding to summon a demon for fun and not actually wanting to make a deal or not letting them out of the trap afterwards. Last year, my secretary found them waiting for her with SuperSoakers full of salted holy water. Still – unless I’m busy – and, obviously, I probably will be busy – I’ll only be a phone call away if you poor lost lambs get yourselves mixed up in something you can’t handle.”

“Cool,” Dean said over his shoulder, already halfway out the door. “Catch you later.”

Crowley waited until his footsteps had faded and his scent had cleared. Then he grabbed the pillow, pressed it to his face, and screamed for forty minutes. 

(to be continued) 

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

My fic Crowley doesn't read books is now also in German - huge thanks to @anne-aurelia! ❤

Wahoo!!! :)))

[theclaravoyant]

AN ~ A little something for @aurelia-which-means-sunrise, who prompted Ineffable Husbands + “F: An absent look or touch” from this prompt list. Requests are still welcome!

Rated T, just in case. Heavy on the pining!Crowley and oblivious!Aziraphale bc I love pain apparently. Enjoy!

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“I say Crowley, I don’t suppose you’ve seen it?”

“Hm? What?”

Crowley hadn’t realised he’d been doing it - the staring. He supposed he’d lost himself in the way the morning light shone through Aziraphale’s hair. The quiet, fastidious way he had put on his slippers before getting up, and now with equal fastidiousness was doing up his buttons and adjusting the cuffs of his shirt.

“My cravatte,” Aziraphale explained. “I fear I’ve misplaced it and they are becoming dreadfully difficult to find these days.”

“Oh.”

Crowley untangled his limbs from those of the chair and looked around. For all his great care in dressing, Aziraphale was not the most meticulous of people when it came to keeping a space, and it certainly hadn’t helped that Crowley’s perch the night before had been the very chest of drawers in which the cravatte, at least in theory, lived.

Soon enough he tracked it down, trapped half under a bottle of red wine, and miracled away the encircling stain before holding it out halfway across the room (not wanting to think about the very slight blush in Aziraphale’s cheeks when he had realised the night before, that putting it in its proper place through Crowley would have meant getting too close).

No, Crowley kept his patience, kept his distance this time, and didn’t even mind that Aziraphale barely glanced over at him from the mirror where he was fixing his collar as he reached out as well. Pale fingers brushed his wrist and Crowley told himself that drawing breath at that particular moment had nothing to do with anything. Nothing at all.

“Eternal gratitude, my dear,” Aziraphale praised cheerfully.

“Always, angel,” Crowley replied.

If only he knew.

[acircusfullofdemons]

GARNET - Are there gods? -🐺👑

[ ASK GAME ] || Eternal Labyrinth is FULL of Gods/Deities! Arcadia has the most by default, obviously, but Earth I & Earth IV have a handful, too. Warning, this got...a lot longer than I thought it would 😅

Earth I

Theia Mortimer — goddess of death

Vitalus Zoticus — god of life

Eloise Jekyll — first angel

Ketrill Hyde — first demon

Josephine "Fifi" Allaway — goddess of time

Emory Warwick — god of space & knowledge

Lucien Jekyll — goddess of order/harmony

Vincent Hyde — god of chaos

Earth IV

Prism — mother of the 7 Emotional Deities, encompasses all emotions

Ares — deity of anger

Hermes — deity of greed

Phobos — deity of fear (+ Harvest aka Harlow Spade, who becomes the new goddess of fear at...some point)

Hercules — deity of determination

Pandora — deity of hope

Eleos — deity of compassion

Aphrodite — deity of love

There's also the 7's first followers & partners:

Orion Guerrero aka The Butcher

Edwin Kramer aka The Merchant

Aurelia Crowley aka The Witch

Cleo Barsotti aka The Hero

Silas Roux aka The Hopeful

Grace Lovatt aka The Merciful

Amanda Lovatt aka The Lover

Arcadia

Alcus (al•cuss) — god of the ocean, rivers, water.

Alia (al•e•ah) — goddess of puzzles, riddles. wife of zagreus. mother of elythia.

Bruma — god of winter, cold. sister of rythsti.

Bytris (bye•tris) — god of technology. often confused for or replaced by vyris.

Calypso — would-be god of imagination, theater. associated with music, dance. son of illulia and joylena. brother of reverie.

Cletho (cle•though) — god of darkness, the void. associated with leadership, fatherhood. father of viktoria and deimos.

Deimos — god of destruction. associated with fear, nightmares. son of cletho. brother of viktoria.

Delphi — goddess of intelligence, wisdom.

Direna — goddess of magic. associated with purple, demons, wolves.

Elliott — goddess of space. also referred to as Mother of the Galaxy, Keeper of Constellations.

Elythia (el•ih•thiea) — goddess of the dead / ghosts, ensures spirits travel to their respective afterlife. daughter of zagreus and alia. caretaker of emrits. commonly goes by “theia (mortimer)”.

Fifi — goddess of time. also referred to as Father Time, Josephine Allaway. has an apprentice, toby reynolds, who is often referred to/confused as the actual god of time. he is most well-known in Earth I/Wonderland and Neverland, mainly for never working properly.

Ignius (ig•nus) — god of battle, strategy. associated with fire, summer.

Ilullia (ill•oo•leah) — goddess of slumber, dreams, nightmares. mother of reverie and calypso. wife of joylena.

Joylena — goddess of holidays, celebrations, marriage. associated with trickery, music, bells. wife of illulia. mother of calypso and reverie.

Lullaby — god of lullabies. son of reverie.

Nynx — god of the moon, dusklight (nighttime). serves as solar's right hand, technically king of the gods but has more respect of a prince than anything else. brother of sola.

Reverie — goddess of daydreams, imagination. daughter of ilullia. sister of calypso. mother of lullaby.

Rythsti (ry•th•st•ee) — goddess of nature. also referred to as Mother Nature. associated with motherhood. mother to zagreus. sister to bruma.

Sola — goddess of the sun, dawnrise (daytime). queen of the gods. sister to nynx.

Viktoria — former goddess of space. see: elliott.

Vyris — goddess of reality. associated with fate, prophecy. often confused for or replaces byrtis in some myths.

Zagreus — god of death. son of rythsti. husband of alia. father of elythia.

Zerlo — god of the weather. associated with storms.

There's other mythological figures & deities but this is just about the Gods + this post is long enough lmao

[auxiliarydetective]

Evie's Ship Tags

Along with my new OC tags, I also figured I could use new tags for my ships (or just... y'know... actually tag posts about my ships instead of just screaming into the void). And since they're not always clear as to who they're about if just viewed at face value, I decided to make a list of them! This includes romantic, platonic and other sorts of ships.

Yes, I sacrificed recognizability for the funnies. Let me be silly, okay? I am also bad at coming up with ship names, which is another reason for why I settled for this.

-> TV Shows!

80s!Kit

Face/Kit aka FaceKit: #otp: if you were church i'd get on my knees

Anita

Don/Anita: #otp: make me a ring out of clover flowers

Bill/Anita: #otp: shut your mouth give me your head

Bill & Anita: #brotp: meet me on the battlefield

George & Anita: #brotp: two idiots in dance shoes

Joe Liebgott & Anita: #brotp: we've all got battle scars

Vicky

Vicky/Newkirk: #otp: thief of my heart

Iris

Hawkeye & Iris: #brotp: drunken monologues

Charles & Iris: #fam: the family jewels

Raevyn (this also goes for New Horizons!Raevyn!)

Gordon/Raevyn: #otp: crazy little thing called love

Raevyn & Topa: #brotp: i can see a rainbow

Eva

Eva/Sven: #otp: northern lights and southern skies

Eva/Michi: #otp: just a little chliché

Sven/Eva/Michi: #ot3: lipstick stamps on my passport

K'Rala

K'Rala/Tasha aka K'Tasha: #otp: everything stays

Data/K'Rala aka K'Data: #otp: we are so human

Will/K'Rala: #otp: just a touch of your love

Deanna/K'Rala: #otp: she knows what i think about

Worf/K'Rala: #otp: fight for me

The Polycule: #otp: will you share your soul with me? (it's a one true polycule, get it?)

-> Streaming Series!

Philomel

Philomel/Crowley: #otp: falling for you

Philomel/Aziraphale: #otp: the way to an angel's heart

Crowley/Aziraphale/Philomel: #ot3: amor vincit omnia

Raevyn

-> see the TV Shows section!

Reina (subject to a lot of change, probably)

Reina & Edward: #brotp: mi capitán

Reina & Stede: #brotp: oh captain my captain

Reina & Izzy: ??? (I'm still figuring them out, but they're something)

Byeong-ho

Byeong-ho/Sang-woo: #otp: till death do us part

Kassandra

Diego & Kassandra: #fam: stand by me

Allison & Kassandra: #fam: took the words right out of my mouth

Klaus & Kassandra: #fam: the silence is so loud

Five & Kassandra: #fam: the loneliest

Viktor & Kassandra: #fam: your tears are mine

Kassandra & her siblings: #fam: we go deeper than the ink beneath the skin of our tattoos

-> Movies!

Movie!Kit

Face/Kit aka FaceKit: #otp: i hate you so much it must be true love

Hannibal & Kit: #fam: daedalus and icarus

Diana

Mal & Diana: brotp: what else can i do?

Carlos/Diana: otp: puppy love

Claire

Claire/Eldora: #otp: this fire in my skin

Evie & Claire: #brotp: lace and leather

Charlie

Egon/Charlie: #qpr: research buddies

Helena

to be added

Honey

to be added

Varsha

Henry+Edward/Varsha: #otp: when is a monster not a monster?

Bára

Bára/Ahkmenrah: #otp: not even death could keep me from you

Lani:

Lani & Luke: #fam: the failure and the prodigy

Lani & Leia: #fam: our father's temper

Lani & Han: #brotp: halfblood and solo

Lani & Anakin/Darth Vader: #fam: are you proud of me dad?

-> One Piece

Aurelia

Mihawk/Aurelia: #otp: bloodstained gold

Aurelia & Sanji: #fam: mama's boy

Aurelia & Luffy: #brotp: there will come a ruler

Aurelia's "family": #fam: mihawk's accidental family acquisition (it's an insider that's very dear to me, and pretty much what Aurelia's OP verse boils down to lol)

Cora

Sanji/Cora: #otp: mr prince and his princess

Zoro/Cora: #otp: you wouldn't fight a katana with a rapier

Sanji/Cora/Zoro: #ot3: the prince. the princess. the knight.

Inari

Inari & Pudding: #fam: three-eyed duo

Inari & Big Mom: #fam: how much of my mother has my mother left in me?

Inari & Sanji: #brotp: though we don't share the same blood

Lily

Sanji & Lily: #fam: go ahead and cry little girl

Kaya & Lily: #fam: almost sisters

Usopp & Lily: #brotp: can you picture that?

Zoro & Lily: #brotp: big tiger small fox

Luna

Sanji/Luna: #otp: the angel and her devil

Lux

Lux/Zoro: #otp: theseus and the minotaur

Law & Lux: #brotp: achilles come down

Lux & Kaya: #brotp: i will be your sword and shield

Lux & Nami: #brotp: the cat is out of the bag

-> Animation & Others

Noura

to be added

Jelena

to be added

Soles

to be added

Jamie

to be added

Sherry

Peach & Sherry: #fam: sweet!

Bowser & Sherry: #brotp: honorary koopaling

Sonata

to be added

Eve

Patton & Eve: #fam: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Roman & Eve: #fam: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Remus & Eve: #fam: all you gotta do is say my name

Indigo

to be added

Evelynn

to be added

[sun-blessed]

An Updated, comprehensive-ish list of my muses under the cut

Louis Charles. Fandom - historical rpf. Son of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Age - late teens to mid 20′s. He/him pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Lucky Blue Smith.

Marie Therese. Fandom - historical rpf. Oldest child of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Mid to late 20′s. She/her pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Pyper America Smith. 

Sophie Beatrix. Historical rpf. Youngest child of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Late teens to early 20′s. She/her pronouns and a lesbian. Faceclaim is Daisy Clementine Smith.

Marie Antoinette. Historical rpf. Wife of Louis XVI and Queen of France prior to the revolution. Late 20′s to late 30′s. She/her pronouns and straight. Faceclaim is Kirsten Dunn. 

Louis XVI. Historical rpf. King of France prior to the Revolution. Late 20′s to late 30′s. He/him pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Jason Schwartzmann. 

Louis XIV. Versaille/historical rpf. King of France during the later half of the 17th century. Also called the Sun King. Early 20′s to late 30′s. He/him pronouns and straight. Faceclaim is George Blagden. 

Philippe d’Orleans. Versaille/historical rpf. Brother of Louis XIV and Prince of France. Early 20′s to Early 30′s. He/him pronouns and gay. Faceclaim is Alexander Vlahos. 

Chavalier de Lorraine. Versaillle/historical rpf. Lover of Prince Philippe. Mid 20′s to late 30′s. He/him pronouns and gay. Faceclaim is Evan Williams. 

Elizabeth Charlotte (Liesolotte). Fandom - Versaille/Historical rpf. Philippe’s wife. Age - around 20′s to early 30′s. She/her pronouns and straight. Faceclaim is Jessica Clark.

Zoe de Bourbon. Historical rpf. Adopted daughter of Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI. Age - around late teens to early 20′s. She/her pronouns and pansexual (mostly attracted to girls). Faceclaim is Zendaya.

Ernestine de Bourbon. Historical rpf. Adopted daughter of Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI. Age - usually mid to late 20′s (same age as Marie Therese). She/her pronouns and straight. Faceclaim is Starlie Cheyenne Smith.

Destin Michaels. Original merman character. Transgender man. Wears prosthetic legs, and uses hearing aids. Knows sign language as well. Age - usually late teens to early 20′s. He/him pronouns and gay (attracted to men only). Faceclaim is Lucky Blue Smith.

Novah Michaels. OC mermaid. Destin’s twin sister. Completely deaf and communicates with sign language, but can also read lips. She/her pronouns and bisexual (attracted mostly to men). Faceclaim is Pyper America Smith.

Billy Kaplan. Marvel Comics. Also known as Wiccan. Usually late teen to early 20′s. He/him pronouns and gay. Faceclaim is Cole Sprouse

Benjamin Hargreeves (Number 6). The Umbrella Academy. Technically a ghost who died as a child but appears as early 20′s. He/him pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Justin H. Min.

Klaus Hargreeves (Number 4). The Umbrella Academy. Mid to late 20′s’early 30′s. Genderfluid with changing pronouns (usually they/them) and pansexual. Faceclaim is Robert Sheehan.

Draco Malfoy. Harry Potter. Mid teens through 20′s. He/him pronouns and bisexual. Facecaim is Tom Felton. 

Thor Odinson. Marvel Comics/Marvel Cinematic Universe. Really fucking old (exact age unknown, appears mid 30′s). He/him pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Chris Hemsworth.

Loki Odinson. Marvel. Also fucking old (appears 30′s). Genderfluid but he/him pronouns and pansexual. Faceclaim is Tom Hiddleston.

Brunnhilde (Valkyrie). Marvel. Same as Thor and Loki. She/her pronouns and bisexual (prefers girls). Faceclaim is Tessa Thompson.

Peter Parker (Spider-Man). Marvel. Late teens to early 20′s. Trans man with he/him pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Tom Holland.

Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel). Marvel. Late 20′s. She/her pronouns and Lesbian. Faceclaim is Bree Larson.

Jaime Lannister. Game of Thrones. Late 20′s to mid 30′s. He/him pronouns and straight. Faceclaim is Nicolaj Coster-Waldau.

Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones. Mid to late 20′s. She/her pronouns and bisexual (prefers men). Faceclaim is Gwendoline Christie.

Sansa Stark. Game of Thrones. Late teens to early 20′s. She/her pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Sophie Turner.

Hades. Greek Mythology. Age unknown but appears late 20′s to early 30′s. He/him pronouns and mostly straight. Faceclaim is Ian Somerhalder. 

Apollo. Greek Mythology. Age unknown but appears early to mid 20′s. He/him pronouns and pansexual. Faceclaim is Jedidiah Goodacre.

Artemis. Greek Mythology. Appears early to mid 20′s. She/her pronouns and a lesbian. Faceclaim is Cara Delevingne.

Nico di Angelo. Percy Jackson Series. Appears late teens to early 20′s. He/him pronouns and gay. Faceclaim is Finn Wolfhard. 

Evelyn Trevelyan. Dragon Age/OC. Originally an Inquisitor OC. Early 20′s. She/her and bisexual. Faceclaim is Natalie Dormer.

Aurelia Tabris. Dragon Age/OC. Originally a Warden OC. Early 20′s. She/her and a lesbian. Faceclaim is Hayley Kiyoko.

Anthony J. Crowley. Good Omens. Demon. Age unknown (on earth at least 6000 years). Gender less but he/him pronouns and pansexual. Faceclaim is David Tennant.

Kate Bishop. Marvel. Late teens to early 20′s. She/her pronouns and a lesbian. Faceclaim is Arden Cho.

Jessica Jones. Marvel. Late 20′s to early 30′s. She/her pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Krysten Ritter.

Taako. The Adventure Zone: Balance. Unknown but young adult elf. He/him pronouns and gay. Faceclaim TBD.

Aubrey Little. The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. Late teens to early 20′s. She/her pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim TBD. 

Geralt of Rivia. The Witcher. Age unknown, appears mid to late 30′s. He/him pronouns and mostly straight. Faceclaim is Henry Cavill. 

Jaskier. The Witcher. He/him pronouns and bisexual. Age - late 20′s to early 30′s. Faceclaim is Joey Batey. 

Hyun-soo Joly. Les Mis. Medical student. Hypochondriac. In a polyamorous open relationship with Bossuet and Musichetta. He/him pronouns and pansexual. 20′s. Faceclaim is Kai (EXO). 

Lesgle Bossuet. Les Mis. Goes by Les, Bossuet, or Boss. Law student. Polyamorous. In open relationship with Chetta and Joly. 20′s. He/him pronouns and pansexual. Faceclaim is Charles Michael Davis.

Musichetta de Belcourt. Les Mis. Goes by Chetta. Ployamorous. In open relationship with Joly and Boss. 20′s. She/her pronouns and pansexual. Faceclaim is Yara Shahidi.

Naivara Galonodel. Dungeons and Dragons OC. A half-elf Mastermind Rogue with the charlatan background. Early to late 20′s, usually around 23. Modern/non-DnD verse available. She/her pronouns and mostly straight. Faceclaim is Tashi Rodrigues.

Elianis Galonodel. DnD OC. A half-elf Druid in the Circle of the Moon with a criminal background. Older brother of Naivara. Mid to late 20′s, usually around 25. Modern/non-DnD verse available. He/him pronouns and gay. Faceclaim Jordan Rodrigues.

Anders Brightwood. DnD OC. A human bard from the College of Swords with a Knight of the Unicorn background. Mid to late 20′s. Modern/non-DnD verse available. He/him pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Alexander Calvert.

Elijah Mikaelson. Vampire Diaries/The Originals. Over 1000 years old original vampire who looks between mid 20s and early 30s. Family is everything to him. He/him pronouns and bisexual. Faceclaim is Daniel Gillies.

Lorenzo St. John. Vampire Diaries. Goes by Enzo. Vampire. 27 years old (give or take 100+ years). Can be a dick but is loyal to those he loves. Faceclaim is Michael Malarkey.

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Can we still suggest for the underrated producers list? My candidates are:

whoo (I think they’re somewhat popular, but they deserve more anyway. Genre-wise I think their stuff is soft rock? My favorite song of all time is “Parades”) TeishotokuP (“Petals Fall Throughout the Night”, “AuRelia”/“AuLelia”) Yankana (“その先は” is a good song I think, it has less than 4k) EvP/CallaSoiled (“Orbital”, “Nephra”) Amy Crowley (my favorite of theirs is “The Melody You Colour”)

-submitted by @rinkagaminer

You can always submit producers! Thanks for these!

- Mod Yume