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#if you need me ill be playing in my room with all my little things#funny#wizard comic#goofy#silly#avoiding reality#goblin#goblin core#im just a girl
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Diving back into fandoms like...
*waves awkwardly*
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watching 10 kdramas at a time to avoid the risks of having a thought
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getting in that spooky spirit
#ive had this on my mind for a while#and what better time to make it reality than octobor first#these stupid little skeletons for things that Should Not Have Skeletons fascinate me so much#we need more of them and they should all be wildly incorrect#i was too lazy to draw n in the second panel hes just offscreen#swapped his hand for one with a tissue to wipe his tears away#like how beau did it#just pretend i drew that part the gags much funnier with that#as it turns out you can avoid the artstyle crisis by simply Not Caring. proving effective so far#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#accidentally put that as a tag on the last one without thinking about it and im keeping it#sorry tag haters jk no im not#murder drones n#serial designation n#theyre in like an abandoned mall or something i dunno figure it out
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Prompt 334
So. Danny has discovered he might erm, might be technically a necromancer. At least as far as magic is concerned. Like even if it’s just via resurrecting himself the magic side of things (god, he’s more scientist- sided dangit) count it as such.
Which means that half the time someone tries to summon a necromancing-esque being, he’s the one who gets tugged if he’s even a centimeter within range. It was annoying enough in high school, it’s no less annoying in this world they’ve all moved to.
On the bright side, thanks to also being half dead himself, the summonings and other rituals can’t actually drag him somewhere. It just causes him to feel like someone was crushing a lung or two, which honestly nothing new. (Gosh were those days of vigilante work really that violent? Huh, guess they were)
What he wasn’t expecting was for a tiny child, a living child, to track him down despite him not existing legally or anything similar in this world, to revive their previous local child vigilante. Which like, hey, first of all, he has a few questions? Just a couple and yeah sure, he’ll shake on it- can he have your name first there kid…?
Tim, on the other hand, is getting a little concerned when he realizes a lot of the questions the probable-fae keeps asking are in line with the stuff CPS asks. (Unknown to him, that is exactly where Danny is getting several of his questions about this scrawny vigilante kid. Erm. He might have to take the kid, for like, his own safety- hey Frostbite he needs your help he has some questions-)
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Tim: I’m not getting adopted#Danny already setting up another room in his Lair connected to an apartment door:#Danny to Jordan & Ellie & Jazz: You might be aunts/uncle soon a tiny vigilante child tracked me down#Danny: Tucker I need assistance in the digital sense not the reality bending sense BUT-#”Sam I need your entire list of foods & humanely dispatched meat products I might be acquiring a child soon”#Tim (later): In avoiding getting adopted by my associate Batman I may have gotten adopted by a necromancing space fae#Danny is not ghost king#It’s not said outright but it can be Eternal Trio#The three of them are vibing in this other world after graduating college#And decided where they want to go next
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The gang meets Stop me! Starscream (MY BOYYY)
They have no idea what the hell is up with his spark. but the fact that it's very similar to the Allspark and Dark Energon (aka its related to Primus and Unicron) scares the absolute shit out of them.
Stop me belongs to @megadoomingir
"STOP ME" can be read here!
#starscream#crossover#stop me#starscream redemption#my art#tfp starscream#tfa starscream#g1 starscream#transformers g1#transformers prime#transformers animated#transformers#Fractured Realities AU#love love love this fanfic :D#Silver may or may not try to kill him#Maroon will try to avoid looking at his spark#and Jasper is straight up going to avoid him lol#it will get better#eventually
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even after settling down, theyre pretty cautious.....
.......it doesnt last long
#princess tutu#princess tutu spoilers#ahiru#fakir#fakiru#art tag#my anime straight couple ever. nobody is doing it like them#anyway i know theres not a lot of reasons to think the 'confessing love = disappearing' rule still applies post-canon#but ahiru being human again necessitates that there are still reality-warping powers at work#and it's because of drosselmeyer that she was ever human in the first place so i can see them being nervous about it#also this is an aside but i picture after fakir writes ahiru back into a girl they kinda have to flee gold crown town#to avoid fakir getting his hands chopped up by cultists and everything yknow#they settle down somewhere else in the german countryside with a little village nearby and have a simple life#ahiru keeps practicing ballet and fakir keeps writing and theyre happy :)
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I love how mad he is here like he's not the one who's been avoiding us
#“you've been avoiding me!!!!!” mf you keep bending reality and disappearing what do you want from me#/silly don't take this seriously LMAO he's my fave#wilford warfstache#wilford motherloving warfstache#Cornel William#Wkm#who killed markiplier#Iswm#in space with markiplier#Ahwm#a heist with markiplier#markiplier#mark fischbach#Mark egos#markiplier egos
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ASKBOX ANNOUNCEMENT
300 FOLLOWER MILESTONE
Having reached another milestone on his 4th wall breaking adventure, RTV!Puzzles has gained a new ability:
He is now aware whenever the viewers are watching him, able to pinpoint where exactly to look to.
Please not that this is only for posts related to the story.
Ah man, looks like RTV cut you off…
But no worries, I managed to convince him to keep the Askbox open! And with the help of an associate, you now even can ask everyone questions!
With everyone I mean everyone except other people’s inserts and good ol’ RTV. Don’t be afraid to ask for characters you haven’t seen before in the AU, they may just be there to answer you.
OH!
I totally forgot.
Be careful with what you tell the characters. RTV can see you now and I think he’s made it quite clear that he will act out if you cause him any more trouble.
Of course, that doesn’t have to interest you.
I mean, if any of the characters die or get injured, it’s no big deal!
They are not real after all…
#Lalalal#back in business#have fun avoiding RTV#smg4#smg4 au#mr puzzles#rtv au#reality tv au#smg4 mr puzzles#mr. puzzles#smg4 puzzlevision#rtv puzzles#smg4 tv adware#Askbox
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#danganronpa#danganronpa memes#danganronpa edit#kaede akamatsu#maki harukawa#my eternal headcanon is that if Kaede lived she would not have been able to crack Maki#Kaede would be like Maki i'm so proud of you that you expressed yourself to Kaito before he died#and Maki would be like “never heard of him” and gone to her Lab and walked away just so she wouldn't have to bond#they'd crawl out of the rubble that Keebo made and Maki would exit thru the Reality Hole while Kaede was making a hopeful speech#purely to avoid Friendship of any kind#top tier yuri
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Who the hell let this crypto bro in?
#quick warmup sketches of that evil and fucked up guy#he's so powerful that he can manipulate reality so that every angle is his best angle#but genuinely i find the concept of a 'Powerful Bat-Wielding Secret Sam That Trades Crypto' so funny#let me screenshot your nft bro it ain't that deep#sketches#fanart#look outside#look outside fanart#evil sam#look outside evil sam#look outside sam#sam look outside#he's just the facial opposite of how I normally draw Sam but still fat dresses like a greaser wielding a bat because he thinks hes cool#he would totally slick back his hair the bastard#bro will hit the craziest poses just to have you avoid looking at his belly fat#Sam's life savings is just 20 dollars bro give him a break#Who Let Soup Outside?
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Something old and borrowed (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Sans#Papyrus#Gaster#Gaster is visiting again - and has once again ended up in Sans' crosshairs#Papyrus knows about it but there's only so much he can really do - reminders are good! He sees you both!#It's never really brought attention to once Gaster is back that Papyrus is wearing his childhood scarf :0#To be fair there's a lot going on at the time lol - what they're wearing is definitely low on the list of priorities#Realigning with reality > what are my children wearing#And they're wearing all of his hand-me-downs! Unwittingly but they were all his clothes other than the stuff they found and made#But the scarf was from Gaster's childhood - has Feelings attached#Not that he's getting any of what the boys have claimed as theirs back haha#It's kind of sweet that it's living a new life with Papyrus :) Sweet children wearing cool scarves!#Obviously Sans would not interpret any of Gaster's reactions charitably haha - deservedly!#But he's just looking because he's reminded of himself! Actually that probably wouldn't be taken well either lol#Can't help what he feels - and it's generally harmless :)#As long as he's good about it haha#Just avoiding another lecture by not bringing it up haha#He's learning!#Drawing little Gaster was fun too ♪ Stripes for kids! A cute little lad#Sans also disengaging - they're both improving :) - mostly because if Gaster's not up for the fight then why expend the energy#Conserve his energy in case he does and otherwise for when Papyrus gets back
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Avoid reality today, as a treat
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Remembering Anne Rice on the second anniversary of her death:
What does the word "vampire" mean to you? The vampire for me is a metaphor for the outsider, the outcast, the predator in all of us --- the lonely one, the heart and soul that feels immortal even when it knows that we all die. Vampire characters help me to talk about reality. They always have. When I'm with Lestat, and Armand and Louis, and Gabrielle, I'm in the real world. All colors blaze bright and music soars to Heaven and I'm not lonely for a while, I'm safe. And that's why I write about them and through them and with them.
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#i love that so much like the idea that living in your imagination isn't avoiding the 'real world'#but in fact something that makes reality *more* tangible and easier to comprehend#anne rice#the vampire chronicles#vc#facebook#quotes
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I hope pangi gets a book from mocha the day mocha comes back. I hope as pangi is logging off for the day pili logs on for the night. I hope when pangi tries to reunite with pili, pili doesn't recognise him ^_^
#pangili#i hope that pangi is forever haunted by the guy who has the voice and face of his best friend but isnt His Best Friend#i need pangi to get that reality check from grief that hes been avoiding 💯💯#pangi#dtowncat
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These voicelines are pretty funny when you realize there's a good chance these two men are Mel's co-conspirators in the coming coup against Emperor Darkwill and the Black Rose.
This is the tone she gives those two knuckleheads, and they deserve it. The spinoff in my head just got way more funny now that I remember Draven's included!
#arcane#mel medarda#league of legends#if you want to believe those “leaks” then its a sure thing mel and swain are teaming up#but draven's there too!#the man who could have invented the wwe and being a reality tv star if tv existed#wait i think they might have video cameras in noxus thanks to lor#league is weird#lol#jericho swain#swain#swain lol#draven#draven lol#all three of them are gonna pull off the wildest stunt in noxus in at least a century just to avoid crashing out from the trauma
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