#awkard

[thezenofbrutality]

High 👋

[pratchettquotes]

"There is a favor I need to ask, to tell the truth," said William. Vetinari smiled.

"Of course. If I can do anything for the Ti--"

"Will you be going to Harry King's daughter's wedding on Saturday?"

To his secret delight, the look that Vetinari gave him seemed to be blank because the man hadn't got anything to fill it with. But Drumknott leaned towards him, and there were a few whispered words.

"Ah?" said the Patrician. "Harry King. Ah, yes. A positive incarnation of the spirit that has made our city what it is today. Haven't I always said that, Drumknott?"

"Yes indeed, sir."

"I shall certainly attend," said Lord Vetinari. [...]

"In return, however," said the Patrician, "I must ask you not to upset Commander Vimes." He gave a little cough. "More than necessary."

Terry Pratchett, The Truth

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your OTP and third wheel 🎈🎈

[blackgcomica]

Ok, am I the only one who sometimes feels awkward requesting a fanfic😭? I have to preplan what I am going to say and then rewrite it like 10 times and then finally I just give up😐.

Like it’s no one’s fault but my own, cause honestly, I am just a awkward ass bitch🥹.

[weebbbysblog]

I recently rewatch Parallel World Pharmacy again and decided to start the manga and I gotta say, I really love Farma’s derpy and awkward expressions, very relatable 😭 but also a very good anime I recommend it if you haven’t watched it yet, manga is also good

[sweetpumpkinmouse]

A random thought of Mickey trying to be nice by complimenting that lovely “statue” of Ortensia.

Yeah, it’s dumb, but I was watching the SnapCube FanDubs (the Shadow one, specifically) and this thought came to mind.

It is very awkward.

[navnae]

I’m just now realizing Eddie said the word $odomy in front of the entire cafeteria and my god when I found out what that meant 😳

[mansorus]

[magical-demigirl]

I just love this joke.

[livinwa]

Sleep is for the worthy, and I couldn't be less.

[gryffidnorgranger]

Ron: EEEK ITS FATHER DAY! THIS YEARS GONNA BE GREAT!! HOW ARE YOU GUYS GONNA SHOW YOUR DADS YOU’RE THANKFUL FOR THEM?

Harry, who’s father is dead:

Hermione, who’s father is charmed to forget he ever had a child:

Neville, who’s father is kept away in a hospital and is hardly even a father figure:

[sawiet]

the girls in the group were discussing the type of guys they like.

my thoughts: geez, my favourite male characters are very depressive and suicidal, they have daddy issues and anger issues. they are very vulnerable but prefer to hide their feelings behind a mask. most often they are mentally unstable and refuse to accept help.

what normal people have said: oh, it's a tall brunette with a good heart and a good sense of humour.

i was just happy that i didn't open my mouth before the others and made an idiot of myself. you can embarrass yourself on tumblr, it's different.

[technologyplanet]

The Real-Life Joker

The Tale of a Terrifying Encounter: My Experience with the Real-Life Joker, the Craziest Man Alive.

[toiletbulges]

Awkward picture

I am a teacher at quite a rough secondary school. There is separate staff/student toilets but they are on the opposite side near the main entrance. So when I'm in the science block I normally just go to the students. The boys toilets here have 5 urinals and 4 stalls.

One day I was on a free period so was having a mega dump I had been saving over several teaching periods. Suddenly the door went bang and 2 students came on.

One came into the stall next to me and one was laughing. "Oi go away you know I'm not very well" he sat down and let out the biggest fart. His friend was in stitches. I farted as well. He went "Oh crap there is someone next to you" he was asking who it was. I ignored. He then went and actually put his phone under the door. I was fuming. I stood, with my trousers slightly pulled up. and opened the door. He went "Oh my god I'm so sorry sir I didn't realise you was having a dump as well" I told him to get back to lesson. His friend was still on the toilet. You could hear him still grunting and still loads of shit falling out of him. i went back into the stall and farted again. He said "im really sorry about my friend sir. I said its fine, mid grunt. He also apologised for the smell and sounds he was producing. I laughed and said "it don't matter...... we have both made it smell in here" Must have been on the toilet for another 10 mins. I joked you best flush as you don't want to block it for the janitor. Poor kid was shitting like he'll.

we both wiped at the same time. I was at the sink when he came out. I said "feeling better" he smiled "yeah I had been holding it for ages and the other toilets was full"

[darnedchild]

I, uh, accidentally blew my therapist a kiss at the end of our Zoom call.

And she automatically blew one back.

And then there was an awkward two seconds of silence from both of us before she said “Yep, ok, see you next week.”

And now I have to find a new therapist.

[gdp03]

Having a reality shock moment; I actually do have a Tumblr for quite some time, though I've never posted anything in it. Oh jeez.