#b: shaggy beast

[felinefractious]

🐱 Maine Coon

📸 Koroleva Elena [Shaggy Beast]

🎨 Red

[idkfitememate]

A Boar? In This Economy? Pt. 1

♡︎ « Next Part ⋙

૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა Pairings : GN!Boar Reader x Genshin World

૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა W.K. : 922

໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Tags/CW&TW : Crack, fluff, found family

So, SAGAU right? Imposter ver specifically, right? Alllll of Teyvat has been ruled by some asshole who claims to be the creator, right?

Welp.

It’s time for you to get your ass isekai’d!

One problem though….

Instead of getting your phone, or having all the elements under your belt, or anything else…

You’re a boar.

Not like a “BiG tUsK sPeCiAl PaTtErN” boar.

Just a boar you can find in the starting areas of Mondstadt that just so happens to have golden blood.

Fun.

Hell, when you first woke up, you were confused on why you were short. And why you were in fours. And hairy. And why your mouth felt so damn heavy. And dragging yourself to a small pound, you figured out why.

Shaggy brown hair and small beady black eyes staring back at you. Large, off white tusks block your forward vision so you move to the side in order to see yourself better. Designs in a darker brown line your fur, a small tail flailing in the wind.

And that is how you spent your first few months in Genshin Impact.

A simple boar trying their damnest to not die.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍡🍪🍬୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

Apparently spending time by yourself makes the human mind bored (pun intended).

So.

You decided to build a boar friendly base in the trees.

You noted that all mobs weren’t hostile to you, most likely due to your god status. That and Teyvat was willing to literally bend itself backwards in order to ensure your survival. Making sure only the freshest of fruits fell to your feet, ensuring that the waters were calm when you wanted to swim, and that the winds would gently blow you off, making your fur all fluffy, so on and so forth.

It was especially nice when a hunter had their sights set on you, only for a pack of hilichurl to appear and slaughter the man, the ground swallowing him up.

Now, the first few times it was fucking horrifying, but then you kinda realized you they didn’t do that, you’d be super dead right now, so you pushed an apple over in thanks and took all the headpats you could get from the group.

Anyway, back to the main topic.

You got bored (pun intended again) of living on the ground where anyone could find you and kill you, and that was no fun! So you found a nice mountain side (since you didn’t have a map, you couldn’t say right off the top of your head where you were but you knew full well it was by Dragonspine. Gods you were so cold… but I’d be worth it!-) with a nice forest next to it, and began building.

With the help of nearby mita and lawachurls and - of course - Teyvat itself, you carved into the side of the mountain, creating a cave system that only a being as short as you could traverse. Then, you connected them to a large treehouse system and continued to work on said treehouse system. Someone would have to be focusing damn hard and not fighting the actual army of churls and slimes and other beasts that made their way to stay beneath your home to actually see… well your home.

And up you went.

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🎂🍰🍩୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

More months had passed, and confirmed many things for you.

A. The true “Imposter” had came here long before you.

B. They very weren’t a boar.

C. You did have a human form, but your “Creator” form had a boar as a symbolic animal.

Which, while initially was a little insulting, you came to (reluctantly) agree that, yeah. That was unfortunately pretty accurate.

You could be a bit sloppy at times, keeping a good appearance wasn’t at the absolute top of your list, as well as eating well… or drinking, but still!

You continued your now lavish boar life in the trees and caves, no longer bored (I’m not sorry for reusing this pun.).

૮꒰づ˶• ༝ •˶꒱づ ˚ʚ ꒰⁐⁐⁐⁐୨🍫🍦🍭୧⁐⁐⁐⁐꒱ ɞ˚

You had been in Teyvat for… a year now? No one suspected a boar of being the true creator, everyone was still being treated like shit by the “creator” and you were still tucked away in your little forest/cave structure home.

You got a little curious, and well?

You found that you could - in fact - do something cool!

You could control the elements! Outside of Teyvat just doing things that were in your best interests. You could grow vines! And spit fire! And burp lightning and squeal hard and loud enough that it created a whirlwind!

You could part the seas like Moses!

…

Anyway-

You may have gotten a bit carried away, feeling secure in where you were. So you let the churls braid some parts of your fur, and paint it… and they gave you a mask.

And you’d chase seelies. And rest with slimes.

And just do a lot of shit that most boars definitely couldn’t, wouldn’t and didn’t do.

And unfortunately, one night when you were doing a fire dance with one of your favorite hilichurl camps. (They were the ones to kill that first hunter. They also gave you your first mask and paint job).

Completely enveloped in the current happenstance, while you breathed large balls of fire into the night that somehow didn’t injure a single being nor set a single tree alight…

You missed the boy who believed he was a wolf watching from the shadows.

…Oops?

໒꒰ྀི˶˙Ⱉ˙˶꒱ྀིა Author’s note : I’m shocked people actually like this thingy lol. Part 2 is on the way! As a treat, I fixed up some typos and fixed some grammar mistakes!

Have a good day/night dears! <3 ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

P. S. Now I made a tag as well!

[arcadiabaytornado]

Halloween Costume Ideas For Pricefield And Amberprice

Pricefield

A: Max: Pirate Chloe: Another Pirate (Of course!)

B: Max: Superhero Chloe: Sidekick

C: Max: Chloe Chloe: Max

D: Max: 10th Doctor Chloe: Rose Tyler (With her blue leather jacket outfit.)

E: Max: A Nerd Chloe: A Basketball Player

F: Max: Magicians Assistant Chloe: Magician

More Undercut

G: Max: A Photographer Chloe: Skater

H: Max: Velma Chloe: Shaggy

I: Max: Lumberjack Chloe: Lesbian Flannel Stereotype

J: Max: Deer Chloe: Deer Hunter

K: Max: Private Investigator Chloe: Witness

L: Max: Ghost Investigator Chloe: Ghost

M: Max: An Archeologist Chloe: A Skeleton

Amberprice

N: Rachel: Mermaid Chloe: Pirate

O: Rachel: Barbie Chloe: Allan

P: Rachel: Poison Ivy Chloe: Harley Quinn

Q: Rachel: Vampire Chloe: Werewolf

R: Rachel: The President Chloe: Secret Service Agent

S: Rachel: Ghost Chloe: Zombie

T: Rachel: Belle (From Beauty And The Beast) Chloe: Taco (Get it? Taco Belle.)

U: Rachel: Princess Chloe: Knight

V: Rachel: Sally Chloe: Jack Skellington

W: Rachel: Chucky Chloe: Tiffany

X: Rachel: Flapper Chloe: Cowboy

Y: Chloe: Butterfly Rachel: Raven

Z: Rachel: Witch Chloe: Cat

[best-green-character]

Best Green Character Tournament

The first round of voting will begin at approximately 3:30 PM EST on Thursday, March 16, 2023. Each round will last 24 hours.

Our Lineup:

Round 1-A

Peridot from Steven Universe v. Marvin the Martian from Looney Tunes

Roronoa Zoro from One Piece v. The Saint from Rain World

Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street v. Choromatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-san

Gon Freecss from Hunter x Hunter v. Bruno Madrigal from Encanto

N Harmonia from Pokemon v. Phonegingi from Dialtown

Gir from Invader Zim v. Heather Duke from Heathers

The Onceler from The Lorax v. Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls

Bulbasaur from Pokemon v. Jolly Green Giants from Green Giant Commercials

Round 1-B

Midoriya "Deku" Izuku from My Hero Academia v. Steve from Blue's Clues

Shintaro Midorima from Kuroko's Basketball (Kuroko no Basuke) v. Disgust from Inside Out

Zim from Invader Zim v. Green Mage from Everhood

Creeper from Minecraft v. Slimer from Ghostbusters

Pidge Gunderson from Voltron: Legendary Defender v. Hinomori Shiho from Project SEKAI

Louie Duck from DuckTales v. Ferb Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb

Shego from Kim Possible v. Grovyle from Pokemon

Fiona from Shrek v. She-Hulk from Marvel Comics

Round 1-C

Link from The Legend of Zelda v. Raine Whispers from The Owl House

Green Lantern / Guy Gardener from DC Comics v. Calliope from Homestuck

The Green Knight from Arthurian Legend v. Edd from Eddsworld

Gumi "Megpoid" from Vocaloid v. Amity Blight from The Owl House

Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck v. Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa

Retasu "Lettuce" Midorikawa from Tokyo Mew Mew v. Green Goblin from Spider-Man

Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives v. Leafy from Battle for Dream Island

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo v. Princess Tiana from The Princess and the Frog

Round 1-D

Willow Park from The Owl House v. Legolas from The Lord of the Rings

Green Arrow / Oliver Queen from DC Comics v. Chara from Undertale

Yoda from Star Wars v. Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist

Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. v. Aisha (Princess Layla) from Winx Club

Lloyd Garmadon from LEGO Ninjago v. Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 v. Grantaire from Les Miserables

Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls v. Kanna Kizuchi from Your Turn to Die

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from TMNT v. Qi Rong from Heaven's Official Blessing / Tian Guan Ci Fu

Round 1-E

Luigi from Super Mario v. Duo from Duolingo

Marina Ida from Splatoon v. Vylad Ro'meave from Minecraft Diaries

The Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas v. Nao Midorikawa / Cure March (April / Glitter Spring) from Smile Pretty Cure! / Glitter Force

Fern Mertens from Adventure Time v. Ben Tennyson from Ben 10

The Riddler from Batman v. Piccolo from Dragon Ball

Grogu (Baby Yoda) from The Mandalorian v. Basil from OMORI

Poison Ivy from DC Comics v. Midori / Sou Hiyori from Your Turn to Die

Alicent Hightower from House of the Dragon v. Mei Dragon / Long Xiaojiao from LEGO Monkie Kid

Round 1-F

Toph Beifong from Avatar: The Last Airbender v. Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks

Rock Lee from Naruto v. Dimple / Ekubo from Mob Psycho 100

Duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared v. Frog and Toad from Frog and Toad Are Friends

Yoshi from Super Mario v. Sprigatito from Pokemon

Beast Boy from Teen Titans v. Scourge the Hedgehog from Sonic

Loki from Marvel Comics v. Fjord from Critical Role

Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck v. Jet the Hawk from Sonic

Jake English from Homestuck v. Riz Gukgak from Dimension 20's Fantasy High

Round 1-G

Kermit the Frog from The Muppets v. Morro from LEGO Ninjago

Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales v. Brian Yu from Monster Prom

Green M&M from M&Ms v. D'Vana Tendi from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Green from Animation vs. Animator v. Beetlejuice from Beetlejuice

Jade Harley from Homestuck v. Plankton from Spongebob

Hulk from Marvel Comics v. Green Ranger / Tommy Oliver from Power Rangers

Double Trouble from She-Ra: Princess of Power v. Madame Vastra from Doctor Who

Snufkin from The Moomins v. Netzach from Lobotomy Corporation

Round 1-H

Marcy Wu from Amphibia v. Vera Oberlin from Monster Prom

Tinker Bell from Peter Pan v. Danny Phantom from Danny Phantom

Ralsei from Deltarune v. The Creature (Frankenstein's Monster) from Frankenstein

Tsuyu Asui / Froppy from My Hero Academia v. Surge the Tenrec from Sonic

Shrek from Shrek v. Sailor Neptune from Sailor Moon

Gumby from Gumby v. Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy

Elphaba Thropp from Wicked v. Martian Manhunter / J'onn J'onzz from DC Comics

Marie Cuttlefish from Splatoon v. Rayquaza from Pokemon

[mydisenchantedeulogy]

Under the Moon || Day Twenty-seven || Karl Heisenberg

A/n: day 27 is here at last. Please enjoy Dom/top with Heisen-daddy.

Warning(s): Werewolf! Heisenberg, dom/top, minor blood, biting, gender-neural reader.

No Minors Allowed!!

His nails, sharp as knives, tear into the skin at your hips as he thrusts into you relentlessly under the mesmeric rays of the full moon. The mix of pain and pleasure almost drives you insane. You crave the moment of release; to be filled. It's perfect and ...

"So fucking wild," you whine.

Heisenberg snorts; his warm breath fans out across your neck as he does.

"Such a nasty mouth for a cute thing. I wonder just how delicious you will taste."

You shutter in response; your eager hole tightens around thick his cock. He probably doesn't mean what you assume, but the image of him lapping his warm cum from you makes you hum. And to think, you almost didn't venture into the forest.

Rumors around the eastern village had stated that a beast hunted innocent humans for food. You were nowhere as innocent as people had thought. And perhaps the beast thought so too until he had taken in the scent of your arousal. He had transformed back into a human; a handsome man with shaggy hair streaked in silver like the moon; a naked man.

It took no time at all for him to dominate you, mounting you on the snow-covered ground.

As he again bottomed out in you, a whine of pleasure tore from your throat.

"P-please... make me yours."

Heisenberg hummed in curiosity.

"And how would that benefit me?"

You bite back an insult, but he's right. The idea of being wrecked consumes you. How does this benefit him? Besides giving him a hole to fuck.

"I can bring others," you mention.

Tears blur your eyes as the pressure in your stomach grows. You are so close.

"That's an interesting thing to purpose," Heisenberg states. His hips snap forward, burying his cock to the base inside you. "What do you want in return?"

As if it isn't obvious.

"To be yours; to b-be dominated to the point of tears. I need you so bad," you retort as you arc your hips, bouncing your ass to impale yourself on him.

Heisenberg snorts.

It sounds depraved, you know, but no man has ever fucked you so raw before. The man behind you has a cock so good, you can't imagine only trying it once.

"So be it," he utters as he leans down, hovering close to your neck. "And trust me, this will hurt."

Suddenly his sharp teeth bite down into your tender flesh. A cry of pain tears from your throat. It hurts so damn bad. But something in you cracks. An orgasm washes through your body and you clutch the frozen earth, moaning in response.

Heisenberg releases you and pounds into your worn-out hole, pouring his warm seed deep within you as he orgasms. It's as divine as you had hoped. Tears pour down your face, coming down slowly. He wastes no time removing himself from you and yanking you onto your feet.

"Go now and bring me something to eat. And I'll reward you," he mentions.

You hum, so out of it that you fear you might faint.

"Yes, My Lord."

Heisenberg grins and pats the snow from your clothes; his teeth are stained in blood. Ushering you along, you wander from his domain, heading back the way you came. All the while, his cum leaks from your hole and drips into the snow.

[quirkwizard]

If Monoma copied Beast will he: A) gain the beast features then augments them when he transforms. B) looks normal but grows the beast features when he transforms. Or C) he looks normal and hulks out when he transforms looking like a buff human without the actual beast features?

As far as we are aware, Monoma does not gain any non-Quirk features when copying Quirks. This is because these features aren't the original user's Quirks. He can gain new features, but they need to be a result of the Quirk itself, such as Eri's horn. So he could gain Mina's signature pink skin and dark eyes, as that is a direct byproduct of "Acid" on her body, but he wouldn't gain something like Tokoyami's bird head, which has nothing to do with "Dark Shadow". For "Beast", it is a Transformation type Quirk, so it's unlikely that Jurtora's shaggy appearance is the result of the Quirk. So if Monoma uses "Beast", it's likely that he'd gain a beast form like Jutora, maybe with blonde fur to match his hair, or a new form entirely. That new form could be a giant person, but it could also be something else, like a werewolf or ogre. And considering that "Beast" makes the user more excitable, I can't wait to hear what Monoma with even less of a filter.

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Characters I Write For ~ 2022 - 2024 ~

I will only write for these characters at the moment.

Italics = I have already made fanfics on this character if you want to read them

My Masterlist

DC/Gotham - Bane (Hardy), Bruce Wayne (Bale), Dick Grayson (Robin), Garfield Logan (Beast Boy), Jack (Heath) Joker, Jaime Reyes, Jonathan Crane (Gotham), Johnathan Crane (TDK), Kori (Starfire), Maxwell Lord, Orm Marius, Roman Sionis, Victor Stone, Victor Zsasz

Disney - Christopher Robin, Cruella de Vil, Gaston LeGume (Beauty And The Beast 2017), Jasper Badun, Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid 2023)

Kingsman - Eggsy Unwin, Hamish Mycroft (Merlin), Harry Hart, Jack Daniels

Marvel/X-Men - Bruce Banner, Bucky Barnes, Charles Xavier, Eddie/Venom, Erik Killmonger, Everett Ross, Harry Osborn (TASM), Heimdall, Helmut Zemo, Johnny Storm, Kurt Wagner, Logan Howlett, Loki Odinson (Not the Series), M'Baku, Natasha Romanoff, Otto Octavius, Peter Parker (Andrew), Peter Parker (Tobey), Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Scott Lang, Steve Rogers, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark, Wade Wilson

Star Wars/The Mandalorian - Anakin Skywalker, Armitage Hux, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Din Djarin, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Stranger Things - Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckey, Steve Harrington

The Hobbit/Lord Of The Rings - Bilbo Baggins, Boromir, Dwalin, Faramir, Fili, Kili, Haldir, Legolas Greenleaf, Pippin Took, Samwise Gamgee, Thorin Oakenshield, Thranduil

Miscellaneous -

American Psycho - Patrick Bateman

Barbie - Ken (Ryan)

Beetlejuice The Musical - Beetlejuice

Doctor Who - Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor

Five Nights At Freddy's - Mike Schmidt, William Afton/Steve Raglan

Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones

John Wick - John Wick

Jurassic Park - Ian Malcolm

Scooby Doo (2002) - Shaggy (Norville) Rogers

Spiderverse - Hobie Brown, Johnathon Ohnn, Miguel O'Hara, Peter B. Parker, Peter Parker (Noir)

Supernatural - Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester

The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes - Coriolanus Snow, Lucy Gray, Lucky Flickerman, Sejanus Plinth, Tigris Snow

The Last Of Us - Joel Miller

The Pirates Of The Caribbean - James Norrington

The Phantom Of The Opera - Erik Destler

TRAP - Cooper Adams

Twisters - Tyler Owens, Javier Rivera

The Witcher - Geralt, Jaskier

Pride And Prejudice - Fitzwilliam Darcy

Uncharted 4 - Sam Drake, Rafe Adler

Walking Dead - Daryl Dixon

Wonka - Willy Wonka

X-Files - Fox Mulder

Celebrities - Chris Evans, Harry Styles, Justin Timberlake, Pedro Pascal, Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland

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Requests are OPEN

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Fandoms that have gone to Fandom Heaven:

Harry Potter

2022 - 2024 © justsomerandomfanfic

[spookymoonz]

Some really funny stuff happened during our B and B rehearsal on Monday.

So we were blocking a scene with The Beast, Belle, Lumiere, Cogsworth (Me), Mrs. Potts, Babette (The Feather Duster), and Madame de la Grande Bouche (Wardrobe) and during our break, I came up with a game. Basically when Cogsworth comes back from telling Belle to come down to dinner, Beast goes up to him and asks, “Well, where is she?!” I came up with a game where everyone had to say that line to me in different voices, and I had to try not to laugh. (They were doing it earlier and it was funny so I decided, “Why not make a game out of it?”) We had a lot of fun and the voices were really funny. What really got me was, right before we were about to head back to do more work, the kid who’s playing Lumiere said it in a Shaggy voice. I was drinking some water right as he said that, and in 0.5 seconds, it went from my mouth to the floor.

I’m not even done yet though.

When we came back we told our director about our game.

Before I go any further, I should tell you that during this whole time, our director was holding the fake knife that Gaston uses to stab the Beast near the end. It was one of those retractable ones made of plastic. He was just playing with it the whole time.

Anyway, after we told him about our little game, he came up with a game of his own. We took turns trying to make him laugh, and if we failed, he would stab us with the fake knife. We all ended up getting stabbed.

I love working on this musical. We all laugh and have a lot of fun together.

We also have that one joke about Maurice being an IPad kid, but I’ll talk about that another time.

[fnfconfessions]

I'm making an fnf iceberg

here's the text of the draft and stuff. Please suggest more and some changes if needed.

The clouds:

Madness combat and newground mods Whitty and Updike Sonic.exe and Sonic mods Hazy river/Annie and Garcello Hex Friday night funkin': entity Tabi BNB Doki Doki Takeover Bob and Ron Starlight Mayham Matt Mid-fight masses

The tip/above water:

Shaggy Blantados Date week Sunday Hatsune Miku soft mod Among us Creepypsta mods Kapi The HD mods Undertale and Deltarune mods Zardy and Cablecrow Indie cross The nonsense mod Hypno's lulluby Retrospecter Dave and Bambi Carol Eddsworld Remix mods (B-side, C-side, B3, Arrow funk) FNAF Eteled and Austin BBpanzu's mods Boyfriend's and Girlfriend's relative's mods Kade engine and psychengine Communitygame Minus mods corruption mods

The upper part/water:

Pibby mods Twinsomania The Skyverse ThemaskedChris mod Disney mods Mario mods QT and KB Hotline 024 Pompom Tails gets trolled K.O.U. and G-su Sticky mods Starecorwn Poppy playtime Mandela catalouge Doki Doki takeover: bad ending Minecraft mods UniqueGeese plants vs rappers friday night fever Bosh rush friday night shootin' Walten files Trollface Starving artist

Middle of the iceberg:

Hololive Funkin' Radi Steven universe singstar challange genderswap Lofi funkin' Camelia peculiar colors The Psychic Void Rosie Mami Ghost twins Tree Cyrix Maginage matches Baldi's basics Anders Deep sea date Aflac Static Nekofreak Cheese Mlp Beepie Lexi Cosmo Calamity Friday night funkin': Tales from the raveyard Ayanna and Dalia Alfie Torrent Cheeky spongebob Omori Salty's Sunday Night Brightside Sweet and sour inanimate stuff mods Meri Funky friday cloud Friday night funkin: baddies

The bottom/deep sea:

Flippy MCYT mods Flippy Stickman Funky bot Animation vs minecraft Smg4 Times and tribulations FLchan TF2 lav night of the funky bot 21 Neon Chris Slaughter me funkin Ruria SCP Documic.txt Ace MLP Beepie Lexi 4 chan Abigail Mr. Beast cookie run kingdom Danganronpa Katelyn Flippin' Chira Ronald mcdonald hood Friday night Flexin' lily fruit medly mayham nefarious Dr. Jack Springheel Noke Red Byte funkin' Peppa pig Pou Rayna Richard Gyro Zipper Shinobi scramble Singe and Sear Gumball Fireboy and watergirl Ivny Rose showtime neon genesis Friday night at the club! martian mixtape

The abyss:

[tryst-art-archive]

September 2010: "NotDoingMyPaper_FreeAssociation.doc"

            Laissez-faire capitalism.

            Tiny sprockets.

Tiny bubbles

Small hippos

Bioshock

Big daddy

Little sister

Small unicorn

Robot unicorn

Trippy space music

Asteroids

Stars

Comets

Space station

Armageddon

M[...]

Boys

Sex

Ex-boyfriend

Best friend

Bromance

B[...]

A[...]

Boobs

Tank tops

Patel colors

Gap

Stores

Shoe stores

Payless

High heels

Boots

Goth clothes

Hot topic

L[...] K[...]

Small pox

Chicken pox

Small children

Kindergarten

Vaccines

Adult chickenpox

Death

Grim reaper

Scythes

Cloaks

King richard’s fair

Fantasy nerds

W[...]

Cthulhu

h.p. lovecraft

lovecraftian horrors

writing class

pregnancy

babies

ultrasounds

Wallstreet: money matters

Real wallstreet

Economixs

Lots of decimals

Ticker tape

Algebra

Math class

Precalc

Mrs. B[...]

A[...]

Boobs

Drama

Theatre

Singing

Broadway

Wicked

N[...]

Laramie project

Gays

M[...]

Metals

M[...]

Photography

E[...]

Dining hall

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Dorms

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F[...]

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Skinny people

Super models

America’s next top model

Tyra

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Ten pregnancy

Juno

Michael cera

Scott pilgrim

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Batman

“Im Batman”

Shortpacked

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Questionable content

Girls with slingshots

Gunnerkrigg court

Alchemy

Harry potter

That one poster above m[...]’s bed

M[...]’s room

Green

M[...]’s room

My room

That one rug m[...] has

Shaggy things

Shaggy beasts

Shaggy beats with horns

Banfas

Star wars

Jedi

Yoda

Kermit the frog

Ms. Piggy

N[...]

Blondes

Aryans

Hitler

Holocaust

Jews

Christians

Roman Catholicism

Father R[...]

Stained glass windows

Pupcat Riley

Persona 3

Playstation 2

Shadow of the colossus

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Zero punctuation

The escapist magazine

Internet journals

Citation machine

MLA format

Papers

This paper

R[...] M[...]’s class

African-American theatre and culture.

Examples thereof

The slave trade

18th century America

Laissez-faire democracy/capitalism.

[friday-night-funkin-game-nj]

friday night funkin game free mods no download trainer FVP&

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Follow the rhythms and feel elated by catchy beats. Let them carry you away for a couple of cool sessions! Meet 2 characters, the core of the franchise: Boyfriend and Girlfriend. BF is a short guy with a stylish outlook. He is a talented singer who never ceases to show his affection to beautiful GF. And the best way to do it is with songs. When the round begins, place your fingers above the arrows. Attention: get primed for unbelievable speeds and mad combinations. Story Mode. It is a must if you enter the adventure for the first time. Pieces are grouped into sessions and unfold one by one. Designed to tell you about the characters, they provide sound reasons for participating in battles. And make the whole thing more emotional, high-staked, or violent. In short, the context plays a significant role. It is a collection of all the tracks available in the virtual toy. Here you see their names, as well as icons of your enemies. You have a choice there: pick any song. In any order. 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Caught In A Trap

Summary: On the night of the transformation, Dean stumbles into a snare, ending his night’s frivolities injured and trapped. Y/N comes across the Alpha and offers to let him recover in her cabin nearby, but Dean doesn’t want help from some little Omega; he doesn’t need it.

Pairing: Alpha!Dean x Omega!Reader Rating: 18+ Tags: Dub Con, shifter Alpha, a little more werewolf-y than normal A/B/O, Dean’s an asshole, Omega heat, hate sex, rough sex, claws / scratching, oral (f rec), fingering, p in v, knotting, hint of praise kink, bit of dirty talk Word Count: 3,168 Created for: @anyfandomgoesbingo - Scratching | @spnabobingo - Shifter | @spndeanbingo - A/B/O

A/N: Written for @synmorite’s monthly commission! God bless you for seeing this square on the A/B/O board and picking it out because I love this idea for it ❤

You were up all night, listening to the yowling. Sleep had been nearly impossible with all that screeching racket echoing through the woods.

The Alphas come out every full moon, breaking away from their packs and running free in their true forms; something only the Alphas still remember how to do. Omegas had been the first to forget what it was like to run on four legs, and eventually the Betas stopped turning, too. But the Alphas clung to it; their birthright, this mystical power that somehow made them better than everybody else.

It’s all a load of bullshit, in your opinion, but it’s apt – that Alphas still transform into these beasts that terrorise the population once a month. Not that they don’t terrorise you the rest of the time, too. That’s why you live alone, out here in the woods, where no one knows where to find you. Life is much simpler that way.

Towards the break of day, most of the howling has died down. It never got too close to your cabin, but it had still been audible enough that you stayed on your guard. You thought you may have heard a fight break out at some point; a loud growling whine had woken you up in the middle of the night, clearly a wolf in pain. Hopefully no one had been hurt too badly. You may not like Alphas as a rule, but you never like seeing anyone in pain, no matter what presentation they are.

Dragging yourself out of bed with a shiver, you burrow your toes into the shaggy fur rug protecting you from the cold of the wooden floor. The weather has just started to fall from the brisk ephemerality of autumn into the chill drear of winter. You’re looking forward to getting into a hot shower, and curling up with an even hotter cup of tea when you’re done, but first you need to brave the outdoors to bring more wood inside. You’d used your last log on the fire last night.

Bundled up against the cold, you strike out of the cabin, feet crunching the frosty leaves underfoot as you stomp towards the wood pile you keep around the back of the house. You pause when you hear something drifting towards you on the hurried breeze. It’s not a usual forest sound – it’s more of a groan. Sometimes trees made those sort of moaning sounds during a heavy storm, but that wasn’t it. This was higher and keener… and closer.

Looking around apprehensively, you drop your hand to the small knife you wear at your waist. You can’t see anything near you or the cabin, but then you hear it again. That’s definitely a person making that noise. The groans are succeeded by a series of grunts, giving you a better idea of which direction the noises are coming from. Following the trail that winds around the back of your cabin, you pick your way through the woods, trying to make as little noise as possible.

As you move through the thicket of trees, the groaning and rustling is getting louder, and it occurs to you that you’re nearing the circle of traps that you have surrounding your cabin. Fuck, something’s probably gotten caught. You draw your knife and creep around the large hemlock bush that’s blocking your view of where the closest trap is, expecting to see a raccoon or something when you round the corner.

It is absolutely not a raccoon caught in that trap.

Dean, as he grumpily informed you was his name, is now sitting in your favourite squashy armchair in the middle of your cabin. He’s clutching a warm washcloth to the deep teeth marks that your wolf trap gouged into his forearm. He’d been partially transformed still when you’d found him, a wolf’s leg jutting out from the shoulder of his very human body. It was a fucking weird sight to stumble on.

“Here, let me see how that’s healing up,” you offer, coming back to sit on the couch by his side and reaching for the bloodstained cloth. Dean growls at you, like he had when you’d first approached him outside, and you roll your eyes reflexively. Alphas are such fucking babies.

“Let me see the damn arm,” you grumble, snatching the limb and pulling it into your lap so you can get a better look at the wound. “It looks like it’s healing, okay,” you muse, noticing the cuts are definitely shallower than they had been at first. The prongs of the trap had gone entirely through his leg… arm… whatever the hell limb this was.

“Of course it’s healing, perks of the job, sweetheart.” Dean flashes you a cocky sneer, and you slap the fresh cloth down onto his forearm much more forcefully than necessary, making him hiss and recoil.

“Good, that’ll heal too then,” you smirk, satisfied with your comeuppance for now. The tea kettle whistles and you heave yourself off the couch to go turn the burner off. “What kind of tea do you want?” you call behind you, looking through your available options.

“I don’t drink tea,” Dean grunts aggressively.

“Well, too bad. You were half frozen when I found you out there, this’ll help warm you up”

“I don’t need some Omega bitch to take care a’me,” Dean growls. You spin on your heel and give him a stern look before pointedly dropping a tea bag into a mug and pouring the kettle.

“You don’t want me taking care of you?” You carry his tea back to the armchair and drop it on the side table with a loud thunk.

“No,” Dean snarls, baring his teeth, which are still pointier than usual after last night’s full moon. You refuse to back down, your anger driving you closer to him.

“No? So you don’t want some Omega bitch to take care of that boner you’ve been sporting since the first time I touched you?” Your eyes drop accusingly to the poorly concealed erection that is bulging in his lap. You’ve loaned him a pair of your loosest sweatpants, the ones you save for days you want to be extra comfy, but they’re stretched awkwardly over his crotch, obviously not being made to accommodate the male anatomy.

Dean scoffs at you, rolling his eyes.

“What, like you woulda offered,” he sneers, tone brimming with condescension.

“Well, I was gonna, but if you don’t need my help...” You throw your hands up in surrender and shrug, turning away to go back to the kettle and pour your own cup of tea. Of course, you absolutely hadn’t planned on offering, but Dean is royally pissing you off, and the tease had been too good to resist.

“Oh, so now you’re a cocktease, huh, sweetheart?” Dean follows close behind you, you can feel his breath on your neck.

“I didn’t do anything that warrants that kind of reaction,” you stare pointedly at his crotch. You would jump off a bridge before admitting it, but the sight is actually making your mouth water.

“Yes you fuckin’ did,” Dean snarls, lunging forward and bracketing his arms on either side of you, trapping you against the kitchen worktop with his chest pressing into your back.

“Get the fuck off me!” you grunt, trying to throw him off, but the vestiges of his strength from the transformation are still working their way through his body, and he’s far too strong for you to move. “I didn’t do anything,” you argue again, futilely.

“You’re the one walkin’ around here smelling this fuckin’ delicious,” Dean murmurs, the sudden quiet of his tone somehow more threatening than when he was growling at you. “How d’you expect an Alpha to react? When we smell a little ‘mega bitch just ripe for the taking. It’s instinct, baby.”

One of Dean’s hands leaves the counter, but his body is holding yours in place, so there’s still no chance of escape. His fingers worm their way between you both and grope at the crotch of your leggings. You can’t contain the moan that sneaks up your throat at the feeling of his hand against your sex.

“And it’s not just me who wants it, is it? Are those panties getting nice an’ slick for me, sweetheart? You are about to go into your heat, aren’t ya? Lucky I’m here then, to take care of you.”

You try to contain the moan that bleeds through your lips when Dean’s fingers finally come into contact with the little bundle of nerves between your legs, but you can’t quite manage it. He’s right, as much as you’re loath to admit it. You are about to go into heat, you’d been expecting it for days now, and the presence of an Alpha just off the back of his transformation is clearly pushing you towards that inevitability even more quickly.

“Get the hell off of me, asshole!” you growl, trying again to buck him off. “I don’t need some Alpha douchebag taking care of anything.”

“Hey now,” Dean tuts, grinding his hips into your ass to keep you still, “that’s no way to talk to an Alpha, baby girl. ‘Specially one who’s just trying to help.” You can feel his stupid fucking grin against the back of your neck when he ducks down to nip at the skin stretched across your spine.

Embarrassingly, the feel of his teeth against your neck, so close to your mating gland, sends a gush of arousal down your body. Dean laughs heartily, and you know he’s just felt the slick that’s leaked into your panties. He must be able to smell it, even if he hasn’t felt it against his fingers yet.

“You can struggle all you want, ‘mega, but you can’t fool me,” Dean whispers, his breath burning against your ear.

Suddenly, your centre of gravity has shifted and you’re hanging upside down, because Dean has picked you up and tossed you over his shoulder. He stomps towards your bed on the opposite end of the cabin, ignoring your fists currently pounding into his back. He tosses you onto your back, the mattress making a disgruntled creaking noise as he climbs on with you.

“Fuck off,” you seethe, kicking out at him, but he catches your foot in his grasp easily. The easy strength he uses to manipulate you is disconcertingly hot, and you curse your Omega instincts for making you feel like that, for telling your body that it should be submitting to this man in front of you; this Alpha.

“I know just how to get bratty little Omegas like you to behave,” Dean smiles cockily, then slides his hand along your ankle into the bottom of your leggings and shreds the fabric along the seam. It rips all the way up to your crotch and then down the other leg as well. You catch sight of one of Dean’s claws extending from a finger, and he uses it to tear the remaining threads, so your leggings are hanging from your waist, openly exposing your soaking panties.

You’re frozen, watching as Dean places his clawed fingers one by one on your leg, then drags them, agonisingly slowly, up your thigh. An involuntary shiver rocks through your body at the sensation of him scratching so delicately against your flesh, all the while knowing he could draw blood if he pressed just a little harder, sank those claws just a little deeper. You feel another wave of slick flood your panties at the mere thought, and you once again curse how fucking kinky your Omega instincts have always made you. You shouldn’t want anything that’s happening right now, but deep inside, you know you really fucking do.

Dean snags one claw through the lace of your panties and tugs threateningly.

“What, no sassy comments anymore?” he grins triumphantly, eyes gleaming.

“Fuck you,” you grunt, gritting your teeth against the urge to moan as the backs of his fingers skate through the wet between your legs, one knuckle catching against your clit and making your hips jerk.

“That’s ‘fuck you, Alpha’ to you, ‘mega,” Dean growls, then in one swift motion he’s leaning down and ripping your panties off with his teeth.

“Fuck!” you whimper in shock when his teeth scrape lightly over the folds between your legs, quickly followed by his tongue delving between them to lap at your entrance. Your hands fly to his head, intent on pushing him away, except without meaning to you pull him closer instead. You feel him laugh against you, but he doesn’t let up in his mission to fuck his tongue as deep inside you as it can possibly reach.

He switches focus after a moment and licks his way up to your clit. Your hips buck against his hold when he starts to trace tiny circles around it with his tongue, teasing you more than you can take. You whimper, ashamed at how pathetic you sound, but maybe he takes pity on you, because a moment later he sucks you between his lips and does something with his tongue you hadn’t even realised was possible.

A finger – thankfully clawless now – snakes its way inside you and begins teasing at the nerves just inside your entrance. Dean chuckles deeply when you whine and clench around him, quickly adding another finger and spreading them to stretch your walls.

“So tight, ‘mega,” he groans, lips still gliding over your slick skin. “Don’t know how you’re gonna fit my knot in here.”

“Oh fuck,” you whimper at the thought, craving it, wondering just how big Dean really is, hoping desperately that he can fit, because you really do want him to fuck you now.

“You’re close, aren’t ya, sweetheart,” he smirks, speeding up the pace of his fingers and bringing his thumb up to toy with your clit. “I can feel how tight you’re squeezing me, your body’s just beggin’ to let go, ain’t it?”

“Please,” you whimper, burying your head against your pillow in shame, while at the same time thrusting yourself down onto Dean’s hand.

“I gotcha sweetheart, don’t you worry,” he reassures you, holding your hips down with his free arm and fucking into you even faster. “Just gotta do one little thing f’me first, yeah?”

“Please,” you beg again, struggling in his grasp, desperate to reach your peak. You’d do anything at this point.

“Just gotta be the good little Omega bitch I know you are, an’ say ‘thank you, Alpha’,” Dean’s voice rumbles deep in his chest, almost feral.

You can’t believe him, the pompous asshole. You’re not planning on saying anything of the sort.

“Go to hell!” You try to growl at him, but it comes out closer to a whine.

Dean shakes his head at you, like he’s disappointed, and withdraws his hands from between your legs with a smirk.

“Still gotta teach you some manners, apparently.”

“Someone needs to teach you some fucking manners,” you grumble under your breath, but Dean’s dark chuckle lets you know he’s heard you.

“C’mon, ‘mega, I’m doing you a favour here,” Dean coos, reaching for the band of his sweatpants and pushing them down his thighs, letting his cock spring free. “You’re fuckin’ lucky I wound up here to get you through this heat.”

You stare at his cock hungrily, utterly astounded by how fucking perfect it looks; long, but even more importantly, thick. Your cunt actually flutters when you think about Dean fucking you with that. He finishes peeling himself out of the ill-fitting sweatpants and crawls over you, like a hunter stalking his prey. You’re caught beneath him, trapped by your desire to have him ravish you, and you’re terrified he can tell just how badly you need him to ruin you.

His claws are back out, and in the next instant the rest of your clothes are hanging in shreds off your body. You want to be angry about it, except all you can think about is Dean scratching those claws down your body, trailing your skin with red welts that will show anyone who looks at you that he’s claimed his territory.

As if he can read your mind, Dean traces his claws lightly over your chest, pausing to dig deeper against your collarbone, then scratching more harshly, leaving a trail leading from your breasts down your stomach, to back between your legs.

“Stop fighting me, ‘mega,” Dean bends down to whisper in your ear, nibbling at your throat while he’s at it. The scratch of his teeth so near your mating gland makes you dizzy. “Lemme take care’a you, let your Alpha in.” You whimper as he grabs his cock and runs it over your entrance, collecting the slick that’s begun leaking out of you and onto the bed. “All you gotta do is ask, sweetheart.”

You don’t want to break, you really don’t, but you know you will. You know there’s no denying how badly you want him – need him – inside you. And the sooner you get it over with, the sooner you can have what your body so desperately craves.

The moment the word Alpha crosses your lips, Dean is pushing inside you. You cry out, unable to hold back, immediately trying to fuck yourself into his cock, and Dean just laughs down at you, clearly pleased with your desperate submission. You feel a sting of betrayal at the warm glow that fills you when Dean begins to whisper condescending praises in your ear.

“Good girl, good ‘mega, knew you had it in you. Knew you were just a sweet little cockslut deep down. Just lay back baby, lemme take care of you. Gonna keep you locked on my knot until your heat’s all better ‘mega, I promise.”

“Fuck, Alpha, please,” you beg, shame and desire mixing to heat your skin.

“That’s it, ‘mega, you keep fuckin’ begging f’me,” Dean growls, fucking into you violently. You feel his knot start to swell, pushing threateningly at your entrance. “If you’re really fuckin’ good, maybe I’ll decide to keep you. Let you use my big Alpha cock whenever you want. How’s that sound sweetheart?”

You mewl desperately, teetering on the edge of your climax. Dean must be able to tell, you’re squeezing him so tightly between your legs.

“Fuckin’ cum for me, ‘mega. Cum on my Alpha cock and say fuckin’ thank you for it,” Dean pounds himself into you, his knot popping inside, rubbing against that sweet spot inside your cunt, and you scream out your release, a babble of curses and thank yous and Alphas tumbling from your lips as you gush around him. He collapses on top of you, grunting through his own climax as his knot pulses against your walls.

You know you’ll be tied together for a while now, while he finishes cumming and his knot deflates, and as much as you hate to admit it, you really don’t mind being trapped here with him anymore.

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Auñ Pana

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[The auñ pana is a creature I first heard about through @a-book-of-creatures​, and all of the sources I can find for it online are paraphrases of that entry. It’s a monster from the Yanomani, and exists in print in ethnological studies that are difficult to get a hold of. So my version likewise spins off of the short, but intriguing, info on ABOC. They school with other (undescribed) killer fish, which inspired me to give them the powers of a trident of fish command, and they seem to turn people into animals more out of spite than anything, which inspired me to take them in the Mafiosi direction I went. Also, I was recently reminded of The Sign of the Seahorse, a children’s book where a grouper crime boss is the villain.]

Auñ Pana CR 9 LE Magical Beast This creature looks like a fish the size of a rhinoceros, except that it has shaggy hair growing from its sides and belly. It has two slender, disturbingly human-looking arms, and a short snout packed with rows of razor sharp teeth.

The auñ panas are lords of the tropical rivers in which they dwell. A hybrid of arapaima and piranha, they are steady and determined swimmers, but they don’t have to be particularly fast.  They use their magical mastery of fish and other aquatic animals to charm them into complacency long enough for them to tear their prey to shreds. Although they are deadly in the water, they can also leave the water and drag themselves on land using their forelimbs (albeit very slowly).

Auñ pana are social among themselves, existing in a strict hierarchy based on age, skill and ferocity. These schools work to control larger territories, and to exact tribute from sapient creatures above and below the water. An auñ pana demands exotic foods (particularly plant or animals that live in dry land), treasure and the occasional life as sacrifices, and disrupt fishing, destroy boats or bridges, and otherwise make life miserable for those that refuse. Like a good protection racket, they do add an element of stability to the lives of their charges, keeping other aquatic monsters at bay unless they join the gang. They also have been known to make examples of those that resist or refuse them by transforming them into animals—pigs and monkeys are popular choices.

Auñ Pana             CR 9 XP 6,400 LE Large magical beast (aquatic) Init +5; Senses darkvision 60 ft., Perception +14, scent Defense AC 23, touch 14, flat-footed 18 (-1 size, +5 Dex, +9 natural) hp 115 (11d10+55) Fort +12, Ref +12, Will +9 Immune poison; Resist acid 10, electricity 10; SR 20 Offense Speed 5 ft., swim 40 ft. Melee bite +15 (2d8+5 plus bleed/19-20), 2 slams +15 (1d6+5 plus grab) Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (10 ft. with slam) Special Attacks bleed (1d8), fish command Spell-like Abilities CL 11th, concentration +14 Constant—speak with animals 1/day—baleful polymorph (DC 18) Statistics Str 21, Dex 21, Con 21, Int 12, Wis 18, Cha 16 Base Atk +11; CMB +17 (+21 grab or sunder); CMD 32 Feats Greater Sunder, Improved Critical (bite), Improved Sunder, Iron Will, Power Attack, Skill Focus (Stealth), Staggering Critical (B) Skills Intimidate +14, Knowledge (nature) +8, Perception +14, Stealth +14, Swim +17 Languages Aquan, Common, speak with animals SQ amphibious, double damage against objects Ecology Environment warm freshwater Organization solitary, pair or school (3-8) Treasure standard Special Abilities Double Damage Against Objects (Ex) An auñ pana that makes a full attack against an object or structure deals double damage to it. Fish Command (Su) Three times per day as a standard action, an auñ pana can attempt to charm animals with a swim speed, as per the charm animal spell (CL 11th). An auñ pana can affect up to 22 HD of animals at a time, but the animals must be within 60 feet and no two animals can be more than 30 feet from each other. An animal can resist this ability with a successful DC 18 Will save—it gets a +5 bonus to this save if it is currently in combat with the auñ pana or its allies. The save DC is Charisma based.

[raksh-writes]

Finally fought off  writer’s block to write some for my Beauty and the Beast inspired A/B/O AU, so here’s a small sneak peek into the story! I love this ‘verse and can never wait to write more for it ^^ Following this fic: Tale as old as time. Enjoy!

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It’s overwhelming.

The size of the room, as big as their small house was or maybe even bigger, the rich colors draped all over the place, the luxury dripping from every single curve and line; the fireplace carved in swirling marble, the couches and armchairs with plush cushions that must feel like a piece of cloud, the bed - gods, the bed. It could probably fit three grown men, comfortably; and Stiles is pretty sure he could get lost among all the pillows and sheets and blankets and furs, which - spirits save him - he just might, this very night. 

Stiles swallows, the meager amount of spit going down like a box of nails, scratching and painful on his parched throat. Arms drawn tight over his wiry chest, Stiles tries not to curl in on himself like a pathetic excuse for a man - lanky and thin and dirty, barely daring to move for fear of tainting everything around him more than he already did. Three steps into the room, shocked and blindsided by the space, the colors, the high windows and the warm fire, the polished marble and the richly colored rugs, the fur and the cushions, and-- And he has frozen, still standing where he stopped, taking in the lavishness his mind can’t quite comprehend. It feels like any miniscule twitch of his body makes filth scrape off his skin, spreading it through a place that should never see the likes of him. Stiles shudders, and immediately tries to lock his muscles into stone to prevent it - his filthy, scrapy, poor, poor imitations of boots already dirtied the room enough. 

Shame burns high on his face, swims scorchingly through his chest, both because he’d balk at those thoughts just a day ago - Mr Brady was a good shoemaker and Stiles took proper care of his boots, they were more than appropriate and nice for their little town, but here? Never in his short life has Stiles felt so-- so inadequate. And, gods, he hasn’t even thought about how dirty he must be, mud and soot and ash staining his torn clothes and caught in his shaggy hair, he’s been absolutely covered in filth through the whole spirits-damned road with-- 

Eyes falling shut, Stiles forces out the breath stuck in his throat and wrangles back the stinging under his eyelids.

He’d think it’s some kind of sick joke, a drop of amusement to the Lord he’s going to-- Fuck, Stiles is going to live with him. The Nogitsune. 

The reality of his situation hasn’t yet sunk in, probably won’t until it hits him out of nowhere, at some strange point he won’t be able to predict now. But-- it’s so surreal, so out of some fairy tale his mom would tell him for a goodnight when Stiles was just a kid that it seems purely impossible to wrap his mind around. Him. Stiles. In this room, this mansion - this Palace, for all intents and purposes - with the one even the Kitsune Lords seem wary of, the one of whom rumors are so hushed none dare to speak more than few sentences at once, and is shrouded with as much mystery as a hero from legends long past would be. The Nogitsune. Void. Or, as the locals seem to call him, Lord Yako. 

Maybe it is some kind of joke. Face Stiles with a vision of life in luxury, only to take it away for a stone prison cell, or a dump worse than even that, whatever that could be. Or. Or--

Stiles’ throat locks up.

--it’s the Nogitsune’s room he’s in - or maybe one of his rooms, since his scent seems absent - maybe he’s here not to live in as normal, but to-- to be chained, and collared, and kept on his knees at the edge of the bed, always ready to serve, to be on demand whenever the fancy strikes his Lord. As a filthy, displaced Omega like him is only good for.

Finally, a flicker of anger licks at his ribs, breaking through the fog of anxiety and shock. He was aware this might be his fate when he agreed, back on that scorched field beside his still burning town, but-- But two can play a game, and if he glimpsed it right, the Nogitsune was looking for entertainment, amusement - “I’ve been bored, lately, and you-- You intrigue me.” Stiles can be what he needs to be so his father is safe and happy and near. They have a deal, meager as it is, and that is a two way street. 

A soft rustle from the door cuts through his thoughts, and when Stiles twists to look, a kind-looking woman steps into the room. She seems his dad’s age, carries herself with both softness and surety, and both her smile and her gaze feels nothing but welcoming. 

Stiles falters, all of the grim, dark, downright terrifying scenarios wiped away by the pure warmth and calm the woman exudes. She takes a step closer and her soothing, mellowed scent puts some ease into his fried nerves. An Omega, just like him - all but for the shadow of a bite mark in the curve of her neck. 

“Master Stiles,” she greets him with a bow to her head, the whole situation too much for his poor heart for Stiles to cringe at the, well, title. “My name is Natalie, I’m here to help you settle and answer any questions and concerns you might have.” Her smile widens slightly, crinkled in the corners of her eyes, and there’s a lilt to her voice that endears him almost instantly - an edge of humor to it Stiles recognizes. She leans in, just slightly, just with the side of her body, as if to share a secret. “You know, I’m something of a Chief of Staff here. Not a person, corner or event here I don’t know about. Well, besides those concerning our Lord himself,” she tips her head, like they’re both in on a joke, “he can be quite a reclusive one, but you didn’t hear it from me. Now.” Straightening up, she gives Stiles a critical once over that reminds him too much of his mom’s look when he used to barge home covered in mud, but before that can dredge up painful memories, she smiles knowingly. “What about a bath?”

 Stiles can’t even begin to cover the relieved groan that slips from his mouth. 

“Yes, gods, please, I feel like I’m dirtying up this place just by breathing.”

Natalie’s light eyes sparkle with humor, and - just like that - the vice grip around his lungs loosens. 

[inventors-fair]

Tribal Examples: Range and Flavor ~

Sometimes we go nice and easy, and sometimes there’s some twisting. Let’s talk about it. Here are some examples from fellow judges!

@naban-dean-of-irritation — Arena Ambusher

Azra are a fairly small race, so this is a card that’s more about the implication than implementation. Either way, this card changes combat significantly, as the ambusher is wont to do. Not only is combat changed, but timing is changed as well on all your spells. What are you leaving mana open for? Now your opponent is uncertain as to whether you have an instant OR an Azra card on top of it. The sensation of having this Battlebond-y creature lying in wait feels very much in black, and the B/R Azra Warrior shell would probably love to see this kind of support.

In part, this is also a card that can lure out answers in the late-game as a catch-up kind of card. You cast this at your end step, and then during combat on your opponent’s turn, they now have to contend with the open mana given the information, or they have to spend sorcery-speed removal on this creature to ensure that your best tricks are spent immediately. This card as an uncommon ensures that there won’t be too much emphasis wherever the Azra are color-wise on combat control that pushes black ahead of the other colors.

@stormtide-leviathan — Underworld Mazedweller

The only addition I would have added to this card would have been a subtype, but at the same time, the card’s great for what it wants. We’re clearly imagining this on Theros, with the minotaur tribalism and the Escape mechanic, and the three-drop aggression is a great way to dig through your deck and find the recursive elements. Strangely enough, I think that this card doesn’t necessarily want to be in an aggressive deck all the time. Looting can be rough with so few good pitches, but a higher as-fan of recursion was what this set wanted, so that’s fine—great, even. This card is multifaceted in that way.

Flavorfully, I’m interested in the way that this card takes on the approach of what a minotaur on Theros wants and needs. Their herd organization seems a lot more nuanced in Theros: Beyond Death than it did in previous sets, and here we see what’s almost like a herd being built, y’know? Other minotaurs help this character navigate through the maze, digging for answers, and those discarded notions allow it to return. I don’t know, I just like this fellow. Additionally, last note, I like the aggressive Escape cost here. Very cool. This is a good example of a card with true versatility.

@mistershinyobject — Skola Vale Scavenger 

We mentioned the aspect of tribal cards without the tribe in question being in the typeline, and this is an excellent addition. I like this card a lot for a number of reasons. Firstly, by itself it’s a fine card as a 3/5 trampler. There aren’t that many hydras around Theros these days, but all the same, the additional boost either a) is a really fun flavorful gimmick, or b) suggests something about this environment that hydras are printed more in this set—either way, a fun boost. It could have triggered also when hydras attack, but I literally just thought of that now as I write, and these are minute changes that don’t affect the overall quality of what I’d like to show.

This creature is alive. The world here, even if this wasn’t on Theros, even if this was a theoretical fanplane, has an ecosystem, an aggressive but wary relationship between beasts and hydras, an emphasis on the wildness. This creature is only named for its residence because it’s being observed; it has no idea of anything beyond its place in the food chain, an apex cleaner. I’m imagining something like a shaggy behemoth, a red-eyed ox-tiger hybrid-thing. And the presence of hydras makes it more powerful because the hydras lead it to food. I find that fascinating. If you want to go off-beat for your tribe and you don’t want to have a sapient/wild worshipping aspect (like goblins and dragons, humans and leviathans, etc.), then this is the bar to clear here.

Thank you, judges, for giving me something to talk about and gush over! Everyone else, take note of this cool stuff.

@abelzumi​