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bobowbeau · 6 months

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She deserved better

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just-bee-lieve · 2 months

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for the world had begun, with the birth of the sun- and it’s death, the very same day.

#my art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf michael afton #michael afton #crying child #crying child fnaf #cc fnaf #evan afton #IF YOU. SUBSCRIBE TO THE EVAN NAME.#mine is named arthur…….#blood #very obviously inspired by ivan the terrible and his son #i. holding his brother for the last time. michael the terrible.#i can be normal about the bear jumpscare game #SO KISS ME YOUNG LOVER CRIED MAGGIE THE GLOVER -WERE A VILLAGE OF BABES AND IM OVER THE MOOON….

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shirecorn · 16 days

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year

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How are people gonna take that?

OWEN WILSON as MOBIUS M. MOBIUS in LOKI S2x01

#owen wilson #mobius #loki #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #yeahhh go off babe #this line SLAYED and so did his look hey there side profile 👀#the most beautiful man in existence...#like yes i absolutely need to hear every take he's got on the tva and what happens next for everyone there #and i need it with the superior s2 hair <33333 #also this was before he knew if he'd ever see loki again or not so... maybe some emphasis behind gods are dead idk...#(y'all have no idea how relieved i am to finally get a decent result trying to gif around the terrible filter on this scene lol)#marvel #loki s2 spoilers #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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alienwlw · 8 months

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Are you worried about me? That's right, because I only have you in my life.

#pit babe the series #pitbabeedit #asiandramasource #dramasource #asianlgbtqdramas #pit babe #boyslovesource #waybabe #*edit #o this twisted terrible unrequited love im gona bite bite bite bite bite

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localcryptic · 4 months

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meet the sidesteps (customizes their tattoo designs to match their personalities)

#fallen hero rebirth #fallen hero retribution #fallen hero #fhr #fhr sidestep #sidestep #fhr spoilers #<- just in regards to regene reveal #my art #I’ll post more abt each of them soon but I HAD to draw tattoos. main priority.#3 of them are ocs I already had that I decided HAD to try becoming supervillains.#so tagging them is gonna be a little funny bc I already have tags for each of them in their usual universes #my ocs #al a kazam #<- he’s usually a 1920s con artist #the viper #<- that’s v who is. typically a toxic alien parasite but today gets a chance at being slightly closer to human #niko andromache #<- They are a fish assassin. fish alien assassin who is terrible at being an assassin #fhr posting #love making my ocs play dress up in wildly different universes #I FORGOT TO TAG TAL. SORRY BABE #taliesin becker #crypticart #cryptic ocs

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pharawee · 9 months

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#the sign #the sign the series #babe tanatat #billy patchanon #heng asavarid #thesignedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits.#team slowmotion #his job here is done #(he did a terrible job)

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vonlipvig · 2 months

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turn that shit UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#many such cases #but especially loveeee those ends-justifies-the-means type of characters!!#rotating cyrus scandal in my head keep doing what you do babe! it's terrible but keep going!#according to jules

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feyd-meowtha · 5 months

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Why does every character in Dune feel so profoundly lonely? it makes me insane .

#its the weight of fate the prescience the mentat computation the plans within plans the prana bindu training the gilded cages the things we #have to do to survive #i hold every healthy emotional relationship in that series in my palms like pearls #its wild #these guys need to go get a couple drinks do a pub quiz or something #babes ur terrible purpose can wait #dune #dune part 2 #feyd rautha #paul atreides #dune part two #austin butler #timothée chalamet #mine #alia atreides #lady jessica

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lockedinabookstore · 3 months

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Ouyang, killing Esen: "oh shit that's the love of my life

Baoxiang, killing the minister: "oh shit that's the dad I've always wanted"

#swbts #hwdtw #general ouyang #wang baoxiang #my post #spoilers #the radiant emperor #theyre both like 'what is this terrible feeling i got what i wanted'#and its like babe this terrible feeling is bc you just killed someone important to you because of the brain goblins

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flaminghotjareau · 4 months

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#this is a terrible edit #but i saw that tweet and immediately thought of this #again with the good luck babe #henry lamontagne #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #jemily #criminal minds

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rewritingcanon · 4 months

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no wait because imagine albus and scorpius find out their parents know they’re dating when harry and ginny insist scorpius sleeps in the room with jamie jr

who is more horrified with this new situation do u think? albus, scorpius or james? could you imagine the awkward sleepover scorpius and james would be forced to have 😭

scorpius: …

james: …

scorpius with his stomach grumbling: …oh.

james: …

scorpius: …so …i really like how ur dad cooks pongteh… so yummy…

james: its four in the morning. must you have this conversation with me now?

scorpius: well you’re clearly awake!

james: i have insomnia.

scorpius: so do i.

james: great. so lets lie in silence for the entire night and stare at the ceiling.

#if they have to share the same bed …. well scorp is an only child so let that speak for itself with how he sleeps with other people 💀🙏#starfish position + blanket hogger + kicker = scorpius. absolutely terrible to sleep with #also he snores like GRAHRHHHHHmimimimimi…… GRAHHSHHHmimimimi….#james is trying to be nice but honestly babe just smother him 😭#scorpius trying to yap to james about all the things albus did that day as if james wasnt right next door hearing it all:#scorpius malfoy #james sirius potter #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #albus severus potter #scorbus #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #ginny weasley #ask #rewriting

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jealousdan · 13 days

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all of you not tagging spoilers are my enemies fr bc why do i have to hang out on a dnp server w a some of the most annoying people i’ve ever met online in my life bc otherwise i cant get any updates because apparently it’s everyone’s life mission to word for word recite the tour online and spoil it for everyone else. the tour doesn’t end for like 5 months dude. fuck off

#make a fucking friend and talk details in a groupchat or something #why do you feel the need to post them on social media for everyone who’s begging you not to spoil their experience #why do you not care about respecting your own communities as well as the creators of said communities #like. newsflash babe they also don’t want you posting and spoiling the whole show. otherwise they would just post it online themselves.#jesus #anyways #dan and phil #dip and pip #dnp #phan #dan howell #phil lester #terrible influence tour

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chaos0pikachu · 1 year

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folks on this website always be like "omg why didn't they just TALK to each other why aren't they COMMUNICATING just tell them how you FEEL"

like any of y'all are confessing to your crushes instead of being on tumblr dot crying in memes lets all be so real here

#chaos pikachu speaks #naughty babe the series #kiseki: dear to me #cutie pie the series #are all things that come to mind regarding this lol #like have y'all read a single post on r/relationships?#ppl have historically terrible communication skills for a lot of reasons #characters aren't going to act 100% logically all the time #b/c that's not how people act

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deceitfulmermaid · 29 days

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wolf 359 was really like “what if the worst possible person on earth to make contact with aliens taught the aliens english” and i love them for that. doug eiffel made aliens say wamma-jamma TWICE

#ackerchally i don’t think eiffel was the worst person to make contact with aliens #on account of how he’s sooo staunchly pro-not-murdering #but in every other respect. he is terrible.#doug eiffel is like oh is anyone going to execute this poorly thought out plan orrrrr…? and doesn’t wait for an answer #doug eiffel #wolf 359 #i’m in my relistening to beloved podcast era babes

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sappho-hoziers-version · 4 days

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At some point, probably:

Hannibal: Dear Will, your lips could caress those of a tens upon dozens of others, you could turn to the sweet release humming from the bottom of a bottle, you could deny the very primal basis of your desire as though it can be silenced, I will not stop you. But understand that God, though merciless and cruel, remains persistent, and to kill your desire would ask that you kill God himself.

Will: … So I see you found Chappell Roan

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