#baby trolls galore

[el-buzz]

📚 Cg! Clay HCS!!! 💚🎶

Aggagaggaggag first hc list I do EVERRR (so please be kind (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) /💗💗)

Cg! Clay x Agere! Reader!!

pretty much gender neutral!!

Cw: caps lock (just me having happy outbursts), um lotsa author notes and commentary I just wanna talk about him and about how he would be as a cg :ccc, also this is incredibly self indulgent

Also there was no proof reading ☠️

(Crossposted on ao3 @Soft_Buzz!! oh and I’ll update this if I get a new hc idea)

Anyways here you go 💚:

•nicknames for you: kiddo, baby, bubba, bubba wubba (he’s squeezing your cheeks and baby talking you 😭😭), prince/princess/ lil highness/royal, and a number of other sweet nicknames or any that you prefer!

•he would be suuuuuch a sweet and doting caregiver waaaaaaah but he would definitely ensue rules for you! Calm and Strict(ish) cg! Clay would pull up to make sure you are safe and healthy even if you are feeling big!!

•he’d hate to see you hurt or sick, but he’d do everything thing in his power to nurse you back to health :]!

•Clay would definitely provide his kiddo with healthy snack or with fruit or veggie cups!

•Although Clay’s sorta strict he can be soooo soft he always want to hold you, whether it’s your hand/pinkie or cuddle up with you.

•You are his battery and he wants to recharge.

* HE WOULD SOOOO READ TO YOUUUU AHHH he loooooves reading so ofc he’d love to share that interest with his little one

• (please it’s the cutest thing ever)

• imagine him beside you with a book open (he has his reading glasses on :3) and as he reads, he gives all the different characters different voices and will always put emotion into his reading voice, which always leads to you giggling or you gasping in surprise.

• One time you insisted that you were big enough for his sad book club and that you wouldn’t become a big puddle of tears so he gave you Charlotte’s Web to read.

• You were a mess. You didn’t stop being sad for the next couple of HOURS (yes this is a reference to that JD fan art ifykyk☠️)

• Clay had to give you so many hugs, cuddles, and kisses to make up for it. He thought it’d be funny, but he sorta forgot how emotional of a little one you can be.

• “I’m so so sorry baby.” *kiss* “How can I make it up to you?? I’ll do anything”

• oh you’d grin a that. You choose to either do dress up WITH make up or draw on his face and mess around with his hair. AND ice cream.

• You took soooo many pictures (and you may or may have not shared them with Viva, Poppy, and his brothers) Clay says he hates you for it, but secretly believes it was so worth it to see that sparkle in your eyes

• he bought you a piggy and a spider (with little bb spiders) stuffie. Even if you have arachnophobia, you hugged those stuffies while crying happy tears. You gave him a tight hug which he softly returned and gave you a forehead kiss.

• (This whole event was also the birth of your happy scrapbook club!! (even though it just you :} ) )

• You and Clay will just sit together while reading different things. Him with some well recognized and praised novel or book and you with a happy lil scrapbook in your hands!

• I’d also like to think he has a puppet character like Bandit does with unicorse! (Maybe a dragon but that just me :])

• (Clay and Branch be matching with their ventriloquism skills lol)

• If you seem to be clumsy or fall often he starts to develop a sort of spider sense for it and will catch you before disaster happens

• OKOK I know this is gonna sound random buuuut I believe Clay is the type to carry lollipops, and sometimes other candy, around. Idk like I can just picture him a with a lollipop in his mouth trying to look all serious/mysterious and nonchalant LOL

• ANYWAYS back to the Agere stuff

• I think that after completing a task or being good, Clay would def give his kiddo a lollipop as a treat!! that orrrrr if his kiddo seems to be regressing in public and they really want/need a paci or just something to fixate on then boom!!! Lollipop! :D

• Talking about rewards

• This man would sooooo spoil you!! you’re his treasure and he wants you to know it!!

• He’ll either get you food you’ve been craving or a stuffed animal/little gear orrrr both!!

• (Because of the two of you, you now have a chest fuuuull of stuffies Woops💧)

• You always try to show your appreciation by giving him small handmade gifts!! A lil pop up card, bead bracelets (you definitely have matching bracelets), even something crocheted/knitted, and pretty much any arts n crafts you can make!

• Now onto funny business ( •̀ - • )!

• so ofc when it first came to having fun and being playful with you he was bit scared

• can you blame him???

• He’d spent A LOT of time trying to get rid/away from the tittle of being the fun boy

• Ofc through lot of reassurance you let him know that he can have fun and play with you and still be a very serious caregiver!

• you help him understand that being funny and silly every once in a while doesn’t hurt and that he should try to find a balance that work for him! Which he eventually does :D!!

• I like to believe that he’d be great at playing pretend and hide and seek!

• “Worry not your highness!! You will protect you from the dragon!” (It’s one of your plushies)

• “Wherever could my kiddo be?? They must have turned invisible!!” (he can hear your giggles which just makes his smile wider)

• Although he really tries to be there for you, he’s a reaaaally busy man :((( but he still tries to spend time with you through parallel play! While he’s doing his grown up paperwork, you get to colooor!! (or draw or scrapbook or anything really) as long you promise to be good and not distract him

• (plus the sooner he’s done the sooner he can give you all his attention! so it’s a win-win situation :D)

• Actually if you were feeling extra lil you’d just get a paper and scribble on it with crayon trying to copy Clay’s mannerisms (when he sees this he’s physically holding himself back from just picking you up, cradling you, and just babying you waaaah you’re gonna be the end of him)

• oh and he would sooo keep your little artworks in his working area (they bring a sweet smile to his face and warm his soul you’re the best kiddo he could have ever asked for)

• You also get to have cuddles while he works! Sometimes he’ll just sit you on his lap with a stuffie or two while he wraps an arm around you and litters your head or face with kisses!

• Now onto not so funny business ૮๑ˊᯅˋ๑ა

• sometimes Clay’ll have a rough or tiring day :((

* and that’s okk caregivers have their moments too!

• He’ll usually want to cuddle with you and hold you close. (You are his stuffie :D)

• He might even tickle you or blow raspberries on your tummy (if you give him permission ofc!!) which often leaves you with a giggling and squirming fit.

• He just loves seeing you laugh and smile (especially if it’s him who made you happy :] you just brighten his day so much sometimes)

• One time he was just so tired and just laying down on the couch and then you brought one stuffie to him and then two till you pretty much had him buried under almost all of your stuffies!!

* You then proceeded to lay on top of him, and Clay just sticks both arms out from under the pile while smiling softly with his eyes closed.

• Let’s just say you guys woke up with stuffed animals scattered eeeeeverywhere

• If you’re a kiddo/baby who tends to get overwhelmed easily, he’ll get you some noise canceling/dampening headphones and just wraps you in a soft blanket like a little burrito.

• He’ll also either get you an eye mask or will lower the lights if he can. (And if you’re feeling lil enough then a paci too!!)

• After doing any of this, he’ll just bring you onto his lap and whisper sweet lil nothings to you till you feel better or seem to fall asleep :D!

• would enforce a bed time >:( (he is a very very veeeery serious guy after all)

• but luckily bedtime means a bottle or sippy of sweet sleepy tea and a storyyyy :D!!

• Forehead kisses!! (CALL ME BIASED CAUSE I LOOOOOVE FOREHEAD KISSES but I stand by what I say.

• Oh and if he’s ever gonna to be very busy for the day and he won’t be able to take care of his kiddo, he’d ask Viva to help him take care of you!!

• Plus who doesn’t love babysitter Viva??? She’s so energetic and fun with you, but she’ll definitely tone it down for you 💛

• she’s also super strong so she’ll definitely carry you or give you a piggy back ride if you ask :>!

• She also give you lots of candies and sugary foods but shhhhh don’t tell Clay itsa secret (but I think the sugar rush/crash you have when he picks you up from Viva’s tells him more than enough

• (I feel like he would trust all his brothers with you (especially Bruce) except JD 😭😭)

• He would sooooo grab your cheeks and squeeze them like he did to Branch when first seeing him again

• Expect him to do that whenever he just wants to dote on you and baby you even if you’re feeling bigger than usual he just loves youuuu! 💚💚💚

In summary: I need this man bc he is the bestest boyfriend and caregiver ever!!

Final notes!:

I love likes but comments and reposts are greatly appreciate (I love to talk if you can’t tell) type something out and let me know what you think 💗💗

If anybody would like to use any of the hcs/scenarios for a fanfic tots fine with me just don’t forget to tag me for credit and so I can see it :DD!!

[kittyball23]

Have you thought about what Clay and Viva might be like as parents? I headcannon that Viva would be almost overwhelmingly loving, having fun galore, while at the same time making sure that he/she stays out of trouble/is overprotective(like she was with Poppy. And Clay would also have fun with the kid, and would probably read them books and teach them as much as he could.

Dad Clay and Mom Viva sound like the sweetest! Viva may be a little uneasy with how much freedom their child should have (since those survivalist instincts are deeply burrowed in her), but perhaps with her new friends (trolls and Bergens alike) she can kinda learn to let loose the reins a little.

I think a kiddo would really spark Clay’s Fun Boy to come out, doing dances and making silly faces for the baby. He's definitely a bedtime story type of guy, and would be the type of parent to make math and money super fun (the kid's a whiz and probably graduates early, like Clay seemed to have 😁)

[blade-that-was-broken]

I don’t know why asking but I’m curious.

How did you first find out about Trolls? What did you think about Trolls? What were your favorite character?

About TBT

How did you think and feel about Branch when TBT first released? About fact he has four brothers? How do you feel about JD, Clay, Floyd and Bruce when you first saw them? Sure they have reasons why they left but they weren’t thinking straight, their reasons were stupid and worse they even decided to leave and BOOM! We know what happened in TBT.

(Poor Baby Branch being left in Trolls Tree in the middle of Bergen Town and poor JD…)

How did you think about bunker that it was the originally for his brothers as Branch built?

What’s your favorite member of BroZone, other than JD and Branch?

Where did you think Clay was after he left? There was a theory that he didn’t leave Trolls Tree but I’m not sure about that one.

Did you know that Branch was originally going to be kidnapped by Velvet and Veneer but that was changed to Floyd, that I heard about that. It would have been so much angst! :(

What do you think Trolls 4 going to be about if there’s one? (Idk why I’m asking that 😅)

Oh boy... I'm not sure about the first time I saw Trolls.

I have several younger siblings so I have watched a TON of animated movies over the course of my teenage and young adult years (I'm still a young adult, I'm not that old I promise lol) and several of my siblings do NOT shy away from the animated kids stuff. My guess is one of my sisters put it on and since most of us like the musical movies, it kind of worked out. Why I latched onto it for my hyperfixation a few months ago? I have ZERO idea.

My favorite character was Branch. Introvert, sarcastic, organizational nut, overthinking paranoid? Yeah, might as well be me with a little extra trauma and crazy. (After my fixation started, JD was added to that favorite. I'm sorry just that's how it is) I had watched movie one and two and whatever before but I didn't think much of it. And then the third movie came out and my sister watched it and I decided to rewatch the entire movie series - with most of the tv shows - as well because that is what I do.

I binge watch shows and movies and draw. I'm a big homebody and most of my time is spent drawing so that's kind of what worked. And then I watched the third movie and then watched it again and upon the second watching, zeroed in on John Dory's "thought you were dead" and "came back" parts and well, hyperfixation galore.

I didn't really watch anything as it was released; as I didn't really follow Trolls that closely. Like I said, my fixation isn't very old. So I didn't really care? Okay so when I watched TBT for the first time, my favorite character was Branch and the other brothers, I didn't have much opinion on? Except for Floyd who I LOATHED. The others leaving? Fine, whatever, I didn't really see it as much as child abandonment in the sense that others do at the time because he was left with his grandmother who, as the adult - should have been raising him anyways - so I guess I didn't see it the way some others did.

For my dislike of Floyd in the beginning, it was because of that promise. The others didn't promise to come back so I didn't really hold them to that standard but Floyd promised to return (there is also him telling Branch to take care of grandma which... I GET why he said that and it makes sense too for a kid but Branch... Branch probably didn't take it the way kids normally do) and he never did. Twenty years. Look, I get that the writers probably did not have that backstory when they were first writing the first trolls movie, I get it but AUGHHHHH

The second time I watched TBT, I got a bit more of a opinion on the brothers. Eventually my dislike of Floyd softened, mostly because I figure he's not as grudge-holding as some of the others. Trust me, I know how holding grudges can eat you up. Clay kind of annoyed me; like he felt so childish with the whole "I'm serious and boring thing" like dude, just chill. I like Brandy, don't get me wrong, but the whole giants/muppets thing threw me off guard and it kind of wigs me out just a bit. Idk, it's probably just me.

Also them getting so upset with JD when he slips up on Bruce's name in kind of a heated situation irritates the heck out of me. Don't ask my why, it just did.

Anyways, I don't have a good memory so idk on most of this stuff lol

I think it's really sweet that the bunker was built for his brothers too. I know Branch does that specific thing for Floyd, like, that's his favorite and whatever, but it's nice that everyone was included. It was kind of like that holding onto hope that they would at least come and visit or something; like they would always have a place with him. Which pisses me off more about none of them coming back. I'm not saying they had to stay but geez, they coulda called or whatever. This is mostly with Bruce and maybe Floyd. We don't really know what Floyd was up to so idk. Bruce literally just settled down and pretty much entirely forgot about his family point blank. Clay has a bit of an excuse, since Viva was protective and he had to lead people. John has a bit of an excuse too considering he thought Branch was dead.

I think the Clay one is kind of hard. I don't... I'm not sure if I think that Clay and Viva were friends before the escape. And I'm not sure if Clay stayed in the tree or not. Like, that's a hard one. Cause idk if that would be worse, if he was in the tree and never even visited Branch. I know the timeline between everything is SUPER sketchy and aging for Trolls seems to be... confusing at best (considering Branch is like a couple months old when he's performing?? Or something?? Idk) so who knows how much time passed between the band breakup and the escape.

My guess? Not a lot of time is between the two. I know Branch seems to "look" 5-6 or whatever in the first movie flashbacks but who even knows with Trolls; everything about them is wild and uncertain and the writers certainly don't seem to care about timelines/continuity that much. It's fine, I don't really mind, since it is a kids movie but whatever.

I did hear about Branch being the one to be captured once upon a time. I think that's a bit too much angst; the dude is literally full of angst. I'm kind of glad that it wasn't him but I'm also not entirely fond of how Floyd is treated as a character? Idk, I guess that is mostly up for interpretation. I think it would also be really hard to find John Dory, considering he travels a lot and thinks everyone is dead lol. Or at least, Branch. Well, up until after TWT. So... I'm not sure?

Trolls 4... hmmm. I'm curious on how long they are going to milk this. I'm a little worried if they do because if the brothers are in it, John's just going to be treated like the butt of the joke like in TBT and I'm not a huge fan of that, as much as I would love to see more of the bros. I'd like to think they'd do something either more world-wide centric with the other tribes or something a bit more Poppy-centric, since TBT is pretty much solely Branch-centric. Maybe some Viva and Poppy bonding.

[dark-elf-writes]

Pageant princess Naruto!!!!

Oddly enough, Kakashi is both the most extreme Pagent mom (will call in bomb threats, pull fire alarms, a fuck with the other moms) and the most chill (he’s a troll at heart, not attempting to live vicariously through his kid).

That being said Naruto doesn’t even need Kakashi’s help to win these things. He’s stacking trophies and prize money like it’s going out of style. He was the baby crawling Champion for his whole career, these dance routines were nothing.

Concept: Naruto on dance moms lmao

Through a fantastic loophole (never once in the local pageant rules did it say only girls could compete and or that any boys competing couldn’t wear a dress) Naruto is entered into the same pageant as Ino and Sakura and beats them both with ease starting a years long rivalry as they all battle for the title of Leaf Princess.

KAKASHI WOULD EAT AN ABBY LEE CLONE ALIVE OKAY

That being said Kakashi would go to every dance class and watch because he knows Naruto would love to see him/ he had always wanted a dad who watched him compete in the things he loved and since he didn’t get it he’s making sure his kid does. he gets so into it with the other moms. Drama galore because he is an instigator.

[nityarawal]

9/5/2023

"F" Bomb Potluck

Morning Songs

Do You Want To

"F" Bomb Me

Do You Really

Enjoy My Company

Only Time I

"F" Bomb

Is Talking To Courts

Now I want To

Shed The Skin

Don't Beat Your Dog

We Believe In

Rewards

Non-Violence

We'll Go Somewhere

Else

Don't Beat Mom

Non- Violence

Don't Spread Rumors

She's Not A Crack

Whore

Sensitive To Slander

Smears Globally

Sensitive

To The Devil

And His Hustle

On A Plea

You Seem Sold Out

My Love

Hiding Your Tracks

Could've Been A Knight

But You

Gave Away

My Persian Carpets 

Could've Been A

Knight

But You Sold Me

On A Mental Health

Warrant

How Many Mothers

Sold For Ukraine Karma

Finally A President

Is Firing His

Defense Team

How Many Mothers

Sold In California

On The Black

Market

So You Could Shoot

Rockets

How Many Sold

For Your Defamation

Trial

How Many Trees

Suffer

For You Stole

Their Oil

Water

Balance

Nature Returns

Rains Floods

California

Sinking

In A War

She Can't Sustain

Shaking Soldiers

Off Her Back

Don't Steal Any

More

Service Peoples'

Homes

Don't Steal The

Chefs Car

For He's The One

That Feeds

The Town

Don't Steal

The Street Workers

Cars'

Camp California

Stop Trolling

My Friends

Organized Crimes

From Clark Editors 

Silenced

And Stormed

On Facebook Lies

Cambridge Analytica

Meta Not A Resource

White Collar Crime

Facebook

Moderator

Making Up Stories

Murdering My

Community

Shuffled Off

On A One Liner

Yeah I Write

For Me

Idyllwild Town

Crier Offered

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Article

Exploiting Our

Academy Students

Selling 'Em To

The Courts

You Released Louise

Restaurant Owner

Wife Disappeared

And Daughter

Raped By A Predator

So You Released

Louise

Not Life In Prison

Why'd His Landlord

Shane Stewart

Steal Chef Radar's

Car

Did He Not Care

Ryder The Dog

Was There

Golden Teddy Bear

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On The Black

Market

A Widow

Smeared

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Babies Exploited

Raped

Pedophile Brokers

Agenda

Men Won Again 

Did Shane Stewart

Have Orgies

There With His

Gay Militia 

Pimping Latina

Children

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That Bought His Wife

At 15 years Old

On A Gay Man's Trustee Scam

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Our Windows

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Liquor

No Officers

To Call

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Garden

He Can Get Piggies

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He Can Sell Our

Rights At State Hospitals

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Beat Vanessa

Vlasek

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Defense Team

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Massage Job

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Prosecute For Every

Bribe

Prosecute For Every

Gag

Every Murder Forced

To Hemet Hospital

911 Pleas

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Scams

No One 

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Back

Peace-

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal 

[did-ant-cheat-on-christinwk]

did ant cheat on christina PC 0SU3!

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But before we get to that, let's take a look back at where their story began. Here's everything you need to know about Christina Haack and Ant Anstead's relationship from the beginning to now. However, things at home were not great and a number of reasons lead to the end of their marriage. Ant Anstead married his now ex-wife, Louise in They had a daughter, Amelie now 17 , and a son, Archie or "Archo" now The couple officially divorced in When Christina and Ant first started dating, they stayed quiet about it on their social media channels. However, it was later confirmed that the couple started dating in October Christina revealed that the two of them were introduced through a mutual friend, going so far as to call it fate. The couple officially wed at their first home together home in Newport Beach, California, on December 22, Though you might imagine the ceremony would have been extravagant, they chose to keep it under wraps, calling it their secret "winter wonderland" wedding, with 70 of their closest friends and family. Christina and Ant's children they each had two kids from their previous marriages all played a role in the big day. Once married, Christina changed her last name to Anstead. Leading up to their wedding, she had continued to publicly go by her ex's last name, El Moussa. In a video from the vacay , Ant shared an inside joke he and Christina have together—apparently, every Sunday since they met, the two of them wish each other a "Happy Anniversary! I guess we had to be there, but cute nonetheless. Christina and Ant announced that they are expecting baby number five due in September The family of six officially became a crew of seven when Hudson London Antstead was born on September 6, Let's keep up with them together. He weighed in at 7 pounds and 7 ounces and was Christina shared the news on her Instagram with a sweet pic of her, Ant, and the baby in the hospital. You saved me and you complete me," Ant Anstead wrote on Instagram of the big day. Christina similarly shared a video of their wedding on Instagram to commemorate their first anniversary. Christina paid tribute to the couple's adventurous life together—including their time spent in self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak—in a heartwarming Instagram post on March Bike rides, UK trips, safaris, Ireland, Cabo, Maui, new home, surprise wedding, surprise Hudson, and so much more," she says. Love you, our life together and our 5 amazing kids. For Christina's 37th birthday, Ant arranged a lovely breakfast for the family overlooking Laguna Beach in a teepee equipped with cozy floor pillows and cushions galore. Christina enjoyed a margarita while Taylor raved about the food: "It's so good, the food is just amazing. In a post on Instagram, Christina shared the sad news with her fans. The news came just a few weeks after the couple celebrated their son Hudson's first birthday. A week after announcing the news, both Christina and Ant made statements about the separation on Instagram. Christina used her post to reintroduce herself to the world. She began by listing some of her likes and dislikes, as well as opening up about her anxiety. She also commented on her new relationship status, revealing that this isn't what she planned for. I never thought I would have two baby daddies, but sometimes life throws us curve balls," she wrote. Later that day, Ant also broke his silence on the separation. As he hinted in the post, the decision to breakup was not his. I have remained silent while holding on to hope. I never gave up on us. In order to help himself cope, Ant Anstead revealed that he had started taking a five-week breakup recovery and healing course titled The Breakup Recovery Recipe. Also in October, Ant Anstead shared a photo to Instagram where he sported a slimmer frame. While the photo was just a snap of him at work, fans were quick to point out the change in his physique in the comments. He later revealed that he had dropped over 20 pounds, but reassured fans that he planned to get the weight back on. It is unknown whether or not this weight loss is associated with his separation from Christina. Shortly after, court documents obtained by In Touch showed that Christina was also seeking joint legal and physical custody of their now month-old son, Hudson London. Christina cited the reason behind their divorce as "irreconcilable differences. Ant sat down with People for his first interview since the separation. However, he also shared that he has really been working on himself since the split. He revealed a change in his daily routine, starting off each day by FaceTiming his older kids in the U. Also in December, Ant and Christina each made some large purchases right before the year ended. Via Instagram, Ant showed off his new Landrover, while Christina revealed she had a new furry friend in her life, Biggie. Both Christina and Ant shared the news on the same day — December This blended family holds strong! Christina continued to go by Anstead's last name for five months following their September split. In February, she reemerged on Instagram with the username: christinahaack. She had dropped his last name and officially returned to her maiden name. This was the first time in over a decade that Christina was able to go by her family's name, as she had taken both of her ex-husbands' last names during their marriages. She took to Instagram to praise her grandparents particularly her grandmother "Biddy" and why it was so important to her to reclaim the family's name. In an interview with People , Ant revealed that since the split, he has yet to find a place that felt like home. It's been over six months now," he told the outlet, adding that while he has so many exciting things going on in his professional life, he's struggled to find that special place where he and Hudson can feel anchored. Ant also opened up about co-parenting with Christina—which is going very well! The single-story Bohemian farmhouse home tastefully blended both of their styles. This is the house they both lived in up until their separation. It is also where the former couple held their wedding. Nine months after announcing their separation, Haack and Anstead are officially divorced, following legal papers signed on June 21, reported TMZ. The former couple will continue to share joint custody of their son, Hudson London Antstead , according to the filing. Just two weeks after finalizing her divorce from Anstead, Haack was photographed holding hands with real estate agent Joshua Hall at a Los Angeles airport. According to E! News , the pair were reportedly headed to Mexico to celebrate Haack's upcoming 38th birthday. A source tells People , "they recently started dating each other and it was an immediate, real connection. They've enjoyed getting to know each other one-on-one without outside noise. New legal documents obtained by TMZ show that Haack will retain ownership of five of the couples' shared properties, four of which are located in California and one in Tennessee. The Flip or Flop star will also be allowed to keep her Range Rover and Bentley as well as her wedding ring. Anstead will reportedly walk away with complete ownership of his businesses, one of which is a media production company, as well as seven vehicles. In early April, Christina got married to Joshua Hall after they announced their engagement in September Later that month, Ant filed for full custody of his and Christina's son Hudson. Ant claims Christina—who has changed her last name to Hall on Instagram —has been mostly absent from their son's life, according to documents obtained by TMZ , alleging that she has spent an "average of nine full days each month over the last 20 months" with him. Ant's emergency order for full custody was denied the same day "because he failed to prove there were critical circumstances concerning the child and didn't give Hall enough notice," People reports. A hearing is currently set for June 28, , where Ant and Christina will be able to make their arguments about whether or not the custody change should be made. 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[stix-n-bread]

glad that i was begged more smaal content because that’s also exactly what i want

[thewolvesandtheirbard]

Could you please write a snuggling head cannons for the wolves and maybe jaskier if you have time? I love your work

Certainly!

So first we have Eskel & Geralt giving a grumpy Lamb some snuggles because they do that. That’s their job as big brothers. Annoy & Love the baby wolf in equal measure ❤️ But they do have to be careful cause he bites!

Next we have the wolf bros after a bit too much white gull when they’re feeling all lovey dovey and often pass out with eachother in a pile in front of the fireplace in the great hall. Uncoordinated smooches and snuggles galore.

Now one of my favorites. Wolf pups all ganging up on Papa Ves for “We’re sorry” snuggles after they got into a wrestling match or a race and broke something important.

Now of course Papa isn’t always that grouchy with his boys, so here’s Vesemir with Eskel & Geralt, his well behaved puppies who welcome cuddles from Dad without question.

And then Lambert who throws fits at Papa Ves in public…

But when in the privacy of their keep, on those bad nights when terrible dreams haunt him, Lambert always goes to Papa Ves first for cuddles. And as always, Vesemir loves his littlest puppy more than he could ever say. Much more than Lambert would ever believe.

Okay, now the angst is done. Let’s have some silliness from the Kaer Morons! I give you, Geralt‘s attempts to be a comforting big brother and Lambert is a little troll.

And of course the two drops of water, so much alike and so close together, always finding some reason to be close and snuggle ❤️

Then we have Eskel when he tries to show affection to Lambert, who always is a bit slow to trust in any form of affection, but welcomes it with open arms eventually, even if he’s blushing and pretending not to care. Unlike with Geralt, Eskel is not harassed when he tries to cuddle the baby wolf XD

And finally, we have Geraskier. A wolf and his little songbird. Jaskier is always quick to close the space between them and Geralt still can’t believe how wonderful he is, how he is so unafraid and unbothered by him and all of his witcherness.

I hope you enjoyed this little take on the wolf family :) Thank you for the request! This was fun to do!

[elorastory]

Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans--A Conspiracy

Tales of Arcadia/Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans—A Conspiracy

I’m expecting some pushback from this. Yes, it’s my opinion based on my personal understanding of the current state of society and the world. No, it is not intended to be offensive; merely thought-provoking and releasing for me personally.

Preface: Tales of Arcadia is still one of my very favorite shows ever. SO much good came from its existence. Nothing, not even a less-than-satisfactory ending, can take away what this series contributed to my journey.

Trigger warnings (yes, my rant has trigger-warnings): this post confronts the possibility of malevolent agendas and secret societies for which Netflix and Hollywood and Disney could be mouthpieces/mediums for mass brain-washing. This post also mentions transgender/gender-queer/gender-dysphoria in a neutral way (does not diss, but mentions possibility of using its acceptance for sterilization purposes), so lovely sensitive beautiful souls, please be prepared. Alludes to but does not outright mention Netflix’s “Cuties” documentary. Harsh and vulgar language ahead. Scattered and incomplete thoughts galore. Read between the lines and do your own research (if you still can in today’s cancel-culture).

The creators of Tales of Arcadia set out to revolutionize animation and push graphics to their limit. Congratulations to them. They absolutely, indisputably achieved their goal (seriously, guys—GORGEOUS visuals).

Unfortunately, instead of applying their passion and talent toward telling beautiful stories with empowering morals to children (the show’s target audience), the creators chose to “step back” and permit the existence of Rise of the Titans (from which the original writers are a little too quick to distance themselves, in my opinion).

It began with Jim’s INCREDIBLY disappointing transformation at the end of Trollhunters, season three. His metamorphosis recanted the show’s original moral of “you, a human, have everything you need inside of you to conquer your greatest fears and darkest demons BECAUSE you are human,” and instead, taught us we do not; we require intervention and enhancement to be worthy.

At first, I didn’t pay too much credence to the idea that this creative choice could have been tied to a trans-humanist agenda (or even a push for mass-acceptance of surgical/hormonal alterations for transgender/gender-dysphoria); however, after watching RotT, I’m drowning in paranoia.

Steve getting pregnant and giving birth on screen was positively treacherous. I am DAMN PROUD of our fandom’s overwhelming pushback against this particular aspect of RotT and I want all of you speaking out to know that you are the REAL Trollhunters here.

Not only is he HOW old (Aaron had enough foresight to make a comment on Twitter a few weeks ago that magically absolved the characters underage status and the writers of their responsibility—how convenient for them), but it’s not like the adults DON’T know (or, at least, suspect) what this concept (probably) parallels in reality.

It’s important to note, ToA as a fandom has expressed a high need for LGBTQ+ space and acceptance (and I am among the individuals requesting this need be met). I believe the creators included enough subtext for the audience to reasonably conclude that Steve is, more than likely, a bisexual himbo, especially for Eli (whom I hoped would come back from A5 a total babe and make Steve question everything he ever thought he knew about himself—especially when Aja (in my opinion) should have realized she had too much responsibility as Queen of a PLANET to maintain a healthy long-long-distance relationship with a boyfriend like STEVE). But the writers just jumped from the lesbian-end-of-the-world-last-chance-first-kiss in 3Below to “boys can have babies, too.”

MAYBE, in today’s political climate, it would have been prudent to save the mPreg for fanfiction (a safe space to process fantasies and triggers alike)—unless, of course, the writers WANTED to plant those seeds in the minds of their intended audience? (I know, rich coming from the chick who writes the Jamie/Blinky fanfic—I promise, it has meaning beyond the nasty.)

As a mother, this was my very biggest complaint about the finale. My children watch this show with me. Of course, after seeing Steve squirt blue all over Eli, my autistic daughter asks, “Can boys have babies, Mommy?”

Warning: Vicious, Accusatory, Conspiracy-Theory-Laden Rant Ahead

*middle fingers galore* Fuck you and your child-sexualizing/human-sterilization agenda, Netflix. Do I want to have to have the transgender talk with my malleable kids right now? Fuck no, I don’t. I do not think it’s bad to be transgender or queer. Y’all will always get love from me and will always be treated the way YOU want to be treated. I do think there’s a rise in rates of transgender/queer individuals because it’s getting a lot of attention and it makes doctors a lot of money, so there are a lot of vulnerable people being taken advantage of right now (especially kids--imagine how the spectrum ones are gonna sponge this shit). I do not want that for my children. I want them to have a comprehensive and complete understanding of all the forces affecting their relationship with their bodies and minds before they decide during puberty (a notoriously uncomfortable and confusing time of life) to chop off body parts and mess with hormones (and, by proxy, mental functioning). My children are not old enough to fully comprehend the shift occurring in our society right now, let alone WHY it’s even happening or what it means for them (how convenient for the proponents of depopulation by self-sterilization).

And on the subject of such agendas… Blinky. What were they thinking using him as a mouthpiece for ANY human-hating philosophy? When he stated outright that wiping the planet of humanity was SAVING the earth, I about shit a brick. HE LOVES ALL THINGS HUMAN! He’s supposed to be FASCINATED by them! He LIVED as one! He considers Jim his son! Not only was this the WORST example of the movie’s complete inability to maintain his character (besides MISSING A PAGE IN THE BOOK, being SCARED of FLYING (yeahfuckingright), and NOT reading horoscopes (bitch, please, of course Trolls read horoscopes—it’s cosmic feng-shui with giant space-rocks)), but he’s a CONSPIRACY THEORIST! He’d be SO onto this bullshit.

Wrapping up the agenda-pushing shenanigans: “For the good of all???”Are you KIDDING ME?! The four most dangerous words in history are, “For the greater good” (followed closely by “this time it’s different”), and y’all are just gonna rephrase it and use it to convince us that anyone fighting for the “greater good” is obviously the GOOD GUY? Of course, Jim IS the good guy and has the benefit of our loyal viewership and support, but acclimating the younger audience to this phrase, to the very concept that there is a “one size fits all” sort of “good” is dangerous and manipulative. What happens when “the greater good” isn’t good for you? Are you gonna be able to fight back and be heard?

Am I reading too much into this? Maybe. Is this my way of processing the steaming pile of propaganda my favorite show became without needed to re-watch RotT to leave a more comprehensive review? Probably. If I get cancelled for this post, am I gonna know I’m right? Absolutely.

If you made it this far, thanks for indulging me in my spazzy rant. As always, I am curious to hear your thoughts.

 Yours,

Elora Story

[solarclaw]

Trolls world HCs

Shower thoughts from the shower spirits. This time of the actual Trolls world and environment

     When the Sun and the Moon tag each other out, they are also passing messages while doing so. This is done by each one writing a message on their hands in marker and while the ink is still wet (Sun still has moments of instantly drying it), they high-five and the message is smacked onto the other’s hand

     Of course, sometimes they forget to keep to one side of the palm and the messages overlap over one another. They have a good chuckle over it since some of the results lead to a combination of nonsense words that look and sound funny. (ie, Turkey leg baby bounces sparkle sparkle over the hedge demented doughnut finger’s princely affairs. What a scandal!)

     The messages they write can vary. From many, many jokes galore “What does the vegetarian think about when he meditates? Inner peas” to just a simple “How you doin’?” to a recount of funny things they manage to witness of the inhabitant below “The furry Funk king tripped over his feet again. And fell into a vat of blueberry jello.” to even some serious issues “As wrong as that Pop dude was in taking all the strings, the fact that nobody even attempted to closely investigate the Bergen invasion and subsequent near-genocide of the Pop trolls was practically utter abandonment; kinda a poop move. I still don’t feel ok with how everyone is blaming the kids for their parents’ stupidity. Sorta feels like victim-shaming. I don’t know, what do you think?”

     The Moon is less likely to care about the inhabitants below, most of them being asleep, but they are much more likely to fluster. Lunar eclipses happen when the Sun passes on recounts of some REALLY embarrassing situations or some of the raunchiest jokes. And especially on the most awfulest of awful puns

     Solar eclipses happen when the Moon decides to get revenge for the Sun’s worst offenses, usually particular puns. This is done by the Moon literally mooning the Sun. And the Sun staring and getting flustered themselves, since no one else has ever seen the backside of the Moon. (yes, sorta like from the cartoon, Gumball)

     Sometimes the Moon likes to hangout in the daytime. Usually this happens when the Sun notices that they dried the ink again and has to rewrite everything, with the Moon waiting patiently a distance away (just in case the Sun dries up their ink too)

     A cloudy day is when Cloud Guy and a lot of other Cloud folk are having a big ol’ party up high, higher than the Classical trolls can reach. It’s also when the Sun and the Moon are close in the same space without having to go full-shine

     A new moon is when the Moon is just isn’t the mood to shine brightly. This usually happens once a month. When they feel especially prickled or despondent, a black moon occurs for the month

     The patch of flowers (a bouquet of flowers?) that was the audience to the Reggaeton vs K-Pop dance battle during the Rock World Tour have taken to following either one of them around (a la Undertale’s Flowey). They’ve also begun to spread the news on Branch’s dance talents. This is how Cloud Guy learns of it, especially the part during the Reggaeton’s turn

     Cloud Guy makes Reggaeton, K-Pop, and Branch merch. The groupie flowers are the first to buy them, and they buy multiples of them. Branch-related products are the most popular, hottest item on sale

And that’s all I’ve got for now. Had a bit of fun thinking of the messages and took a bit of inspiration from some Trolls fanfics I’m a big fan of *shameless plug*

.....Ok a bit more, but this time for the Trolls themselves again

     Techno Trolls can levitate outside of water, but not too far from a surface area. They can even use a rain-heavy cloud to levitate from; tho they’re in danger of getting wet and losing their levitation while so high up in that case

     Techno Trolls can use that dash ability with one other person, but only for a shorter distance and the passenger experiences some rather extreme vertigo. If they have an iron stomach, then it’s just some mild stomach churns and a small migraine

Huh, it’s just the Techno Trolls....welp

[kittyball23]

Hello! I would like to request a fanfiction where Branch prepares a nursery for his first child and has a heart-to-heart moment with Poppy when he feels doubtful about his readiness to become a father. Poppy, who is carrying their unborn child (as an egg in her hair), comforts him that he will be a wonderful father as long as they raise their baby together.

Would you be able to do this for me? If you're busy with other requests, that's fine, just let me know when you have time. Thank you! 😊

Yes indeed, here it is 🙂

Doubts (a Trolls fanfic)

Branch wasn’t usually wrong about things. But in the occasion that he was, there was usually good reason for it. He remembered the rather sarcastic remark he’d made when venturing to Vacay Island, declaring that their adventure right then and there was their ‘most fun mission.’

Well, this wasn’t the case.

It wasn’t anything to get him wrong about, though. Going on their travels, singing, dancing, and bonding with family really was fun (if you excluded nearly getting squashed by doll-like maniacs). But the adventure of sorts that he found himself in now had succeeded in topping that.

Branch stretched out the cramping in his hand, taking a break from the way he was holding the paintbrush, and considered that thought yet again, as he had been for many days at a time. Maybe it was silly calling it an adventure. When he thought of one, he pictured defeating traitorous zenmasters, overthrowing Rock Apocalypses, or exposing frauds through the power of diamond-shattering Family Harmonies. Not one of… fatherhood.

But nonetheless, whether it could be categorized as an ‘adventure’ or maybe not, it still was something alright.

News traveled quickly of the pregnancy, and it was the fuss of the town. Poppy - friend, beloved Queen - was going to become a mother! It was enough to light up one’s face like a Christmas Tree at the mere mention of it.

He could feel the excitement every moment he stepped out into Pop Village, stronger now more than ever since the actual egg had been laid, the buzz of anticipation and happiness with every Troll who passed him by and offered their congrats, or gifts for their new child, or, as it was on most occasions, both!

Branch took it all in stride, proud and eager, arranging everything he’d graciously received into the newest addition to his bunker, specially made for the newest addition in their lives. Toys, blankets, bottles, and diapers galore were all set into the nursery, the pièce de résistance itself the lovely wooden bassinet that he had so carefully crafted by hand himself, and was in the process of painting.

Branch smiled. He was excited. He was excited to see her excited, and everybody else!

However, there was still something that he couldn’t ignore. Something he couldn’t so easily shake off.

And those were the nerves.

Entering parenthood was like entering one of the musical tribes for the first time. Unknown territory, foreign lands he hadn’t traveled and didn’t know what to expect from it. Sure, his nursery exemplified the love, care, and dedication he was putting forth for the baby and Poppy… but was it enough?

The chipper melody of his beloved suddenly drew him from the musings, making him smile.

“Oh!” Poppy gasped as she entered the space, clasping her hands and looking all over at the domestic little room. “It looks great!”

Branch set the brush down and greeted her with a quick hug and swift peck on the cheek. "Thanks." He said it in a manner that he believed was casual and nonchalant. Poppy, however, seemed to pick up on the undertone of tension that was hidden beneath his words. Her brow creased into an expression of concern.

"What's the matter?" she asked, taking his hands into hers.

Branch glanced at her, stunned for a second for her having figured him out so quickly like that. But then again, this was Poppy, and she knew how he worked - mentally, physically, and emotionally. She knew what tones in his voice were indicative of distress, knew that the caress of her hand over the back of his would begin to quell any anxieties within seconds after she touched it, knew that he could openly speak to her about whatever storms of doubt were clouding his mind…

Branch shrugged. “Oh, I don’t know, I just…” He paused to take a deep breath, and then continued. “I guess I almost feel like I’m not cut out for this…”

Poppy blinked in surprise at him. “What? No… no, how can you say that about yourself?” She shook her head, trying to comprehend what would make him conclude such a thing. Branch, even before the baby was born, was already proving to be a wonderful father!

“I’ll tell you how,” he said firmly, "Just look at the way I was raised! My brothers weren't there, and neither was Grandma... I had to do it myself. And you remember the whole 'Bergens are coming' thing, right?" He ducked his head in shame, himself not wanting to recall his boisterous, reluctant behavior in his gray days. That had been some dark time for him, a time that he was ashamed to even claim as his own. He had learned some valuable lessons about survival, in retrospect, but at what cost? At the cost of pushing everybody away? Secluding himself? Purposefully estranged from the girl he loved?

"I just don't want to be a letdown for our baby," he admitted in a hushed voice. "I don't want to be a failure. We've already been through so much, and I... I would just hate to make it any worse..." He shuddered to think what might happen if he was unable to provide properly, unable to continue showing the affection the baby so rightly deserved.

Poppy's eyes softened, her demeanor shifting slightly. "Oh Branch..." Her coo was as gentle as her touch upon his arm. "Listen to me: You will never be a letdown to me. Nobody can blame you for how you were back then, or for what happened. If anything, our experiences together helped shape us. And I wouldn't change any of it."

Branch raised an eyebrow at her. "Not even the whole smashing-cards-in-front-of-you thing?"

Poppy laughed. "No, not even that. Besides... you kept all those cards, remember?"

The blue Troll blushed, the time he had revealed his collected stash having been a memorable one.

“And you don’t have to worry about junior, here,” Poppy added, reaching into her pink hair and pulling out the delicate little egg, a beautiful pastel blue with pink swirls. She caressed it for a second, and then lifted it up, pretending to ask it a question. “Baby, do you love your Daddy?” She provided the answer, using a higher-pitched voice to act as the baby. “Yes, yes I do!” She put on her normal voice after that to ask, “Is he the best Daddy in the whole wide world?”, and then put on the higher voice again for when she answered, “Yes, yes he is!”

Branch and Poppy laughed together as she passed the egg onto him. He looked meaningfully at it for a second, touching the shell’s exterior gently and stroking its soft texture.

"I don't know if we'll be the best parents ever," Poppy said, shrugging, "but, as long as we do it together, it doesn't hurt to try... does it?"

Branch gazed at her with shining eyes. "It doesn't hurt at all," he responded simply, “ and Poppy giggled, leaning her head against his, with their egg snug between them.

The Troll felt a warmth spreading through his chest, a newfound confidence blooming within. And, as they stood together in the gentle glow of the nursery lights, the pair couldn't wait to face the next chapter of their lives, hand in hand, side by side, together forever and always.

[dreamsinger-rose]

TWT - Supporting Characters

Original Characters

I’d forgotten how at home the trolls are in the air. They’re so short and stocky that they look a lot more suited to living underground, like traditional trolls in stories, but it’s literally an entire village of Olympic-level gymnasts. I confess to wondering if they use their hair to hang from things/for support when they are being *ahem* romantic with their significant other…

No rainbow blood. When Satin accidentally pricked her finger, it wasn’t rainbow-colored blood. Not quite red, either - it looked magenta to me.

We saw some new sides to Biggie. I was frankly shocked that Biggie could get so furious at Poppy. The cartoon series makes it seem as if he could never lose his temper. Also, the line he says about not being cute anymore, I kept wondering if that was from Biggie, or from his voice actor? Biggie does show some leadership later, though, which I like a lot. Great character development.

And also for Guy Diamond, focused not on himself anymore but on his baby. I liked that they dropped the whole glitter farts thing rather than keep up the joke before it got too old. When Tiny Diamond says he’s going to throw glitter in their faces we humans would take that as an insult or a threat, but I’m guessing the trolls (except for Branch, maybe) are probably like, “Aww…thank you!” LOL

Sadly, someone really wanted to make Smidge unlikeable; potty mouth and whining galore. She didn’t even say OMG, which disappointed me since for some reason it always sounds so amusing coming from a troll.

Cooper – Epic personal journey that provided a really personal connection to one of the new tribes. We see that his personality is like his TBGO character – not as oblivious/dumb as he acts sometimes, even though he doesn’t have a filter between his brain and his mouth.

New Characters

Cooper’s family and Hickory were standout characters. Despite his divided loyalties, Hickory proved himself to be a kind man with morals in the end. I just admired Cooper’s entire family - a strong family that encourages everyone to be who they are, and their tech and protectiveness and sheer coolness blew me away.

Legsly –  I read somewhere that she can’t extend her hair, which essentially makes her less capable in some ways than other trolls, but she clearly doesn’t think of herself as ‘physically challenged’, so I can see why Branch was admiring her at the beginning of the movie. Maybe we’ll get a cut scene about her on the DVD.

Queen Barb was a pretty good villain, whose motivation, thankfully, wasn’t just out of pure evil. She had a lot of funny and astute commentary. “Hating things takes a lot of energy.” So true, LOL. The scene where she tells Riff to help her dad make the Rock troll hand sign is adorable and shows that people are people, who care about those who are important to them, no matter what they dress like or what kind of music they enjoy. Notice the juice box says “Fiber”? LOL. Such a dedicated daughter.

*Canon confirmation of TBGO; we learn in the chainsaw scene that a troll’s hair CAN be cut without hurting them.

I liked Riff a lot, as the apprehensive but insistent voice of reason, a lot like Branch. Just like Poppy, Barb might find the companion she’s obviously looking for if she takes a closer look. Maybe if he’d stop hiding behind that hat she’d notice him, like how Branch finally emerged from his bunker. Hm. Smart and interested in technology. These two guys should talk. I bet they’d be good friends.

[teruthecreator]

CALLOUT POST FOR TUMBL.ASS USER @TAAKOSHELL AKA HARTLEY AKA HARTELEY E E AKA LIL BITCHBOY BABY AKA OO OO AA AA MONKY MAN

@taakoshell​ is no soap stinky and also 

[Intro]

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Story of MCELROY

I fell from the tree

Joke? Or should I pee?

Mcelroy Family

This is my UNDERTALE

[Verse 1]

I started a podcast with my bros

It’s lasted ten years and accrued some hoes

We do some shows, ‘cross the US we do go

Then we asked our dad to play a fun game

Known as D and D where we’d make our fame

It wasn’t lame, called TAZ, yeah not a shame

[Pre-Chorus]

Should you kin Travis?

Or maybe that Justin?

I’m feeling evil, think I’ll be Griffin

[Chorus]

If you are lonely and needing a friend

Then the Mcelroys will be your end

Not in a bad way, no don’t take that tone

They’re the goofy brothers on the throne

[Bridge]

I fell from the tree

Joke? Or should I pee?

Mcelroy Family

This is my UNDERTALE

[Verse 2]

You like the brothers? Well you’ll like their wives

They’re basically the reason these men are ‘live

Don’t criticize their comedy or Trav will cry

Business is booming, so what do they do?

They convince movie people to let them through

Into the poo--that’s right, into the Trolls 2 (movie!)

[Pre-Chorus]

Do you think Travis

Can take a fat piss?

Please don’t answer that, it’s a joke

[Chorus]

If you are lonely and needing a friend

Then the Mcelroys will be your end

Not in a bad way, no don’t take that tone

They’re the goofy brothers on the throne

[Bridge]

Shmanners, Sawbones, if you’re bored then watch the show

Wonderful and Empty Bowl, these boys got shit galore!

Clint Mcelroy will always let you know

That Travis Mac has no sex doctorate, oh

These Mcelroys will not fight all your fears

But they just might make you laugh ‘till you’re in tears

[Chorus]

If you are lonely and needing a friend

Then the Mcelroys will be your end

Not in a bad way, no don’t take that tone

They’re the goofy brothers on the throne

[isolctions]

ZEPHYR WARREN BRIGHAM + current/future faceclaims, age claim

AGE 20s — colorful wig bitch galore. flower shop employee by day, instagram clown by night. lowkey social media famous, pretends that she has no idea. mother to sola ami azad (b. 1/1/2017) & sinead ‘needy’ luna azad (b. 7/10/2019). engaged to maliq nasir azad.

AGE 30s — still a colorful bitch. owns a small scale make up line, works on numerous side projects in her spare time between raising her daughters. very much famous now, notable due to her media & magazine presence. still largely a troll & pretends she has no idea why she has a million followers. social media & mini-fashion icon due to her style. now married to maliq.

AGE 40s — more tamed in terms of hairstyles, but will dye her hair a vibrant color every now & then. sola & sinead are now young adults respectfully, but may or may not end up with an accidental baby at some point. still your friendly, down to earth, relatable wife of a huge music star. still pretends to have no idea she’s just as famous as her husband at this point. queen of aesthetics, being your internet mom & gathering found families. pretty much twenty-year old zephyr’s wildest dreams.

[emperorren]

There was also a lot of “Rey SHOULD kill Kylo, Reylo is okay in fic but never in canon, I ship Reylo as Kylo haunting Rey after he’s dead” comments that I saw on my dash in 2015-2016. Do you remember the wildly popular “Rey kills Kylo and he is grateful” artworks and posts? And it’s so funny to me that this type of “shipping” posts seem to be coming back...except the older shippers have moved on to “Ben solo baby uwu” fuck-the-haters trolling and now it’s casuals and journalists posting this way

Lmao, yes, the "rey kills kylo and he THANKS her" fanon galore is precisely what I was talking about. Did people all collectively forget about it? This was definitely A Thing back in 2016-early 2017.

[dicoco-dragon]

Spitfire Fic's Rec -part 3

♡What is Known: TheColdestGinger

Wally knew a few things about Artemis Crock. But he didn't know that he loved her.

♡But I'm Wearing You Down: sarcat

The five times Wally and Artemis manage to find their way back to each other.

♡You'd Be North: Black Licorice Addict

Somewhere between laughing for no reason, stupid arguments, dangerous missions, long talks, random outings, and making fun of each other, it was inevitable that this happen.

♡Of Band Aids and Broken Bones: Black Licorice Addict

Sometimes band aids fixed more than scrapes, cuts, and broken bones.

♡Call It A Bloody Stalemate: bluepianos

 It's that time of the month when Artemis can find herself fending off hormones, emotions and the lure of certain, red-headed Speedsters.

♡The Airborne Toxic Event: Black Licorice Addict

 He was absolutely certain she was releasing some sort of toxic substance that was going to kill them all...Only, he was having a difficult time proving it...

♡Magic Fingers: Black Licorice Addict

 She wanted to hate him, she really did. At least until the day she discovered he had magic fingers...

♡these small hours: shinyhappyfitsofrage

A mirror passes her on her right, and it is a shiny, fleeting reminder that there is something of her to be reflected, that she is still a physical being and not a flying, golden dream.

♡Lessons In Love: bluepianos

It took you this long to realize that you're not supposed to overanalyse love. In fact, you're not supposed to analyse it at all.

♡Our Thing: Melissa Black13

'Him picking her up and carrying her bridal style is kind of their thing.' Snapshots of Wally and Artemis's life together.

♡What is essential is invisible to the eye: knightstemplar

Wally reminiscens about the past and wonders how much Artemis remembers.

She's in the hospital and he's stuck with his thoughts.

♡Knock Knock:  imaginaryvigilante

Before he can start his search for Speedy, Roy has to find a baby sitter. 

♡Anything Better Than You: Awsomaniatica

Wally and Artemis are at it again. What will come to their bickering? Especially when a couple of trolls are secretly commenting on the side. Spitfire galore.

♡ The Next Great Adventure: brella

She hears his voice in there, just for a second – just in the instant between not existing and coming home. And that's when she knows, madness be damned, that he's still out there.

College AU

♡Scents Of Confidence: rach3lr0th

Because of Artemis's intense training in Archery, she needs to keep her hands super moisturized. Wally's powerful sense of smell is really distracting.

♡in the woods somewhere: bleuboxes

It starts during the graveyard shift, as all the terrible, horrible, no-good things in Artemis’s life do.

The problem, however, does not start with locating these books, which is proving easier than she anticipated. The problem starts when she runs straight into another person – another person who has a nice muscly chest, who knocks her (and the books she’s got piled in her arms) right onto the floor, who bends down to help her pick up all the books that spilled all over.

It starts with the person with the coppery red hair, with the prettiest green eyes, and with the most freckles she’s ever seen.

Simply AU

♡Yeah, the warrants on my head: sarcat

A summer at her uncle's horse ranch sounds like an eternity, but it's actually not long enough.

♡A Night on the Town: TheColdestGinger

When Wally's date stands him up Artemis saves the day.