#back to back strap

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[mochasucculent]

Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

[icaruspendragon]

in order to be “jest like yer deddy” (the redneck father’s daughter), one must grow up glued to their father’s side.

my father was a redneck and i was glued to his side. which means i’ve done a whole lotta redneck bull hockey and tom foolery in the name of spending time with dear old dad.

i spent a lot of my october and november weekends sitting on an upturned five gallon bucket watching my breath fog while waiting for the sun to come up so i’d have enough light to read whatever book my dad bought me to keep me quiet.

and he needed me to be quiet because he was dove hunting and i was seldom ever not in his line of sight, so i’d tag along and he’d indulge me and buy me stories even though i had no interest in the hunt.

i’m sure there’s an irony in my loving my dad so much i’d sit in the cold just to watch him kill things, but that’s not the point of this.

anyway. the sun would come up, i’d be placed a good ten feet behind all these men and their guns, my dad would make sure my earplugs were secure and my nose wasn’t too cold, and then they’d open fire.

once a bird was shot, they’d go and get it. i can’t remember what they did with them. that part doesn’t matter.

but what i do remember is after the safeties were on and the shotgun barrels were pointed skyward, my dad would “let” me run out and get the birds for him.

i say “let” because when i was a kid i thought bird fetching was a very important and serious job.

he died a few months ago and our relationship got complicated in the way they’re bound to do when daughters realize pain is something they inherit from their fathers.

when i was writing his eulogy i was thinking of happy childhood thoughts and i remembered the “hunting trips.” and how big and important i felt being the one who went to get the birds.

he’d shoot. i’d fetch. he’d tell me to sit. and we’d do it over and over and over again. and that’s when the revelation came.

i was the fucking bird dog.

[ummmmandy]

[doctorsiren]

Thinking about how (a humanoid) Bill would see Ford be older after those 30 years (because that’s how people work), and so to try and appeal to him again, he makes himself look older too (I mean, he’s WAYYYY older than Ford actually, but I just mean visually)

But then after he’s killed and sent to the Theraprism, he goes back to his original twink look, and I say this because I already did a drawing of my humanoid Bill in prison and I like how that design worked with his pathetic traumatized orange jumpsuit look more than I think I would like it with an older looking version 😁 plus uhh I don’t wanna deem that drawing “not canon” to my brain so yeah

[soranker]

DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️

[scuddmudmuffin]

kramers apprentices :p

and adam!!!!!!! cutie patootie .

[intoxicating-goddess]

I want you on all fours, legs spread, ass high. I want to tease your entrance with the tip of my strap, watching your body tremble with anticipation. I want to hear those soft moans as I slowly press my length inside you. My fingers will dig into your hips as I pull you closer, taking you deeper. I want to lose myself in the sight of my cock, plunging in and out of your mesmerizing cunt 😍🥵

[cainternn]

YEAR OF THE SNAKE IS YEAR OF THE CAIN BABYYY 🐍

[dkettchen]

she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

[marcelthemoon]

y'all I don't think you understand I'm sucking, choking, gagging on that strap, I HATE gagging but I'll do it for a hot butch before they fuck me dumb!!!

are you hearing me????

[clockwayswrites]

I am at the airport. Vacation has started. Not with a bang but a whimper yadda yadda lol.

Updates will be slow and then nonexistent.

On the other hand, I have 9 hours stuck on a plane to write, so you know. Clackity clack!

[thezenanna]

bathing time or whatever

full meal here

[fatedroses]

I appear out of the aether to offer a zenos-trained, combat medic tallphinaud.

[redroomroaving]

Tethered.

My favourite bit about Yelena literally tethering Bob to her back with a firehose is the metaphorical tether she wrapped around him in the same moment for the rest of time.

(Bob x Yelena)

[aliengirlnini]

Check out this custom bracelet i bought from a small businesse yall (and phone strap! It's a freegift i love it sm〒_〒💘) The bracelet is actually more vibrant in person but i just like to use ugly pale filter lol. AJABSJANQSHAJ I CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR THEM🔥🔥🔥

Here's a close up btw (if anyone care...)