#bad item idea

[azzydoesstuff]

video game / dnd item idea: a magical top hat that when you stick your hand in it, you'll pull out a completely random item to "aid you" in battle. and when i say "completely random item", i don't mean a random item form the game, i mean a COMPLETELY random item. for all you know, when you stick your hand in there, you could pull out:

a stick

a massive katana

a nokia phone

a stick, with a lawnmower on it

a comically large spoon

an MP5 rifle

a nuclear bomb

a staff that launches anyone it hits 5 kilometers into the air

a stick, with a nuclear bomb on it

a frog on a leash

a comically large fork

a cat

a sniper rifle so absolutely massive it wouldn't even be worth it to try and use it

a grenade

a granola bar

an apple

a gravity-defying pineapple

a large battle hammer

a comically large knife

a tiny little bouncy ball

a taser

a shotgun that shoots airpods

a mace made out of rotting flesh with a gaping hungry maw on the front which can devour the corpses of your enemies, adding to the mass of the weapon and enhancing its power

a small white dove

a lamp

an anvil and a propane tank

a water bottle

a biscuit that's really really dry

an energy drink

a suitcase

literally fucking spy from tf2

ANOTHER FUCKING MAGICAL TOP HAT THAT PULLS OUT RANDOM ITEMS

[quinnyyyleft]

Our DM gave us a shared bag of holding.

It's called the "Bag of Sharing" and we each got a fanny pack type bag that meets the big one that one of us carries. So all of our items and supplies can get shared.

Today, one of our party members stored a martini in her bag, and another party member dipped his hand in it.

10/10 Magic Item

[pybun]

Dynamo Clown Skin Concept 1

dynamo clown skin finally (partially) here

i plan to make this into a mod. i just been making 3d model commissions for years and never rly for myself and id like to exercise my creative liberties without money dangling over deadlines. theres some details i didnt draw as i can just add them through modelling and texturing

second one is more personalized as its based on my clown oc. the clothes design in general was literally based on the deadlock version of my oc

theres another clown skin thats still in the works as i feel the above wasnt clown-y enough

[nexahexagon]

We stay self-indulgent in this household. We stay silly and have fun.

Made me a Hels!sona for the sillies. Mainly cuz Moobloom is flower and Mooshroom is fungi, like life/beauty and death/decomposers yada yada whatever.

Specifically, Hels from RnS by @/silverskye13 , the idea of identity being very important and close to Helsmets is very very neat and very very cool.

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Lich Life. Upon reaching red, your final life is contained in a phylactery. If it is destroyed, you stop respawning. Imagine the WAR that would break out over Jimmy's phylactery. "Destroy it for the bit" vs "come on let him live SLIGHTLY longer for once". (Bonus: someone accidentally destroys their own phylactery.)

Hang on I have to google something.

Yeah this is a good idea.

[thegreatyin]

aaaaand there we have it! 40+ actions spent on a grand and glorious absolutely dogshit 74 echo payout! this has got to be one of the worst possible epas in all of fallen london. i love it so much. it's so fucking bad. nobody replicate this, please. for your own sanity. i'm begging you.

on the bright side, this giant wall of end qualities NEVER stops being funny. 0/10, would and will engage in the masochism that is having the scoundrel's infamous railway board again.

[pinklink130]

this is pink link now, feel old yet?

i always liked the idea of red headed link, and link's awakening always seemed like a good candidate, but as the pink link guy i have to make some compromises. not that i've even decided what they are, if he dyed his hair pink at ten years old or if he has some sort of dream version of himself that's red haired for some reason, but whatever. also he had a huge growth spurt and is almost unrecognizable as my favorite pink stress ball

[backpackingspace]

I am once again thinking about my swinger! con artists! Odypen and diomedes being their much younger bratty thrid au

[xxaistarr]

is this too much?

101 chests. took like maybe 20 minutes to place them all down and another 20 to open them all. very unsatisfying, but i do love having an excessive amount of gems so it's alright.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Your MC can only send one

(Ppyong is in his Juno form when the delivers it to earth)

[darabeatha]

I just think his final ascension slaps SO hard

[daily-fantasy-ideas]

Many years ago as a kid I heard about how the creation of an artificial sweetener was the result of a scientist licking his finger after experimenting with tar.

Well, I was inexplicably thinking about this recently and like what if there was a weird type of 'sweet tar' that is used in places where access to other forms of sweeteners is limited.

Maybe it could be used like syrup, or mixed with vinegar to make a salad dressing, or maybe even somehow desiccated into a sugar-like substance to be sprinkled into porridges.

I think if nothing else, it'd be an interesting visual distinction for a place to have.

[itsbrucey]

If I got a DnDads tattoo would that be peak cringe or-

[seaofreverie]

So I actually finished listening to the whole Sparks studio album discography today, with Plagiarism, which I probably would have put off still for an indefinite amount of time, but since that was the last album on the list and the new Sparks era is now imminent... felt fitting to sort of finally listen to that. So I've been thinking of making a (short-ish? lol) post and talking a (little? lol) bit about all the albums I've left off from my Sparkstember writeups because I wasn't familiar enough with them yet at the time. So that the essay collection is completed at last yay. But well yeah, big day I guess, I'm officially all caught up, after... A year and 10 months?! I take my time with things... even if I'm super into them, or maybe especially??

[pink-esc]

This might be unpopular but hear me out..

Often we think of our goal surrounding culturally significant items to be preservation (keep them in a museum in the perfect environment for preservation, touch them as little as possible, sometimes going even as far as to not expose them to light..) with the idea that it is for “future generations”. It is well known, however, that the Titanic is slowly disintegrating, its shelf life is limited regardless of if we leave it alone, study it or tour it (I want to put it out there that I don’t support touring the wreck but that's beside the point).

I say this because I’ve seen some people mention how upsetting it is that the wreckage was possibly disturbed/damaged by this Oceangate incident but I don’t think you should be. In many ways, any inflicted damage adds to the story and life of the ship (regardless of the cause or people’s opinions on whether it is justified). I understand the moral arguments about it being a gravesite and I agree that it should be left alone, but seeing as this incident has already happened, I think it brings up an interesting conversation about how we treat cultural items as needing to be preserved indefinitely when any damage (especially with a story that is so sensational) ultimately adds to the history of the thing in question.