#badger anon

[avatar-of-pride]

Top 10 birds right now

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UHHHH

Peacock

This one Grackle I saw the other day

Eagle that landed on my head

The red ones

The ones who yell

Bird

Ravens

Also crows because they like the shiny

Me

Peacocks

[noxexistant]

nox don’t eat and speak you could choke! 😤

hi fren !

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but. but cookie. wanted to eat but also wanted to speak. maximum efficien—[hacking and choking on cookie crumbs]

[doubling over and continuing to cough] okay—you-you guys just talk among yourselves—

[bonesandthebees]

okokokok idk if im reading too far into this but it FEELS like what techno did was intentional?? you have a wonderful habit of giving characters motivations and agendas that come across as infinitely simpler and easy to judge until afterwards when you see what they were really trying to accomplish. and the timing, with phil and techno both approaching him within the span of a few days? that feels like something they orchestrated together, especially considering the fact that the two seem to work on the exact same wavelength in this setting at all times. i cannot see techno doing something like that without at least SOMEWHAT briefing it with phil first, and while techno did seem uncomfortable with the situation at first, all the purposeful mentions of him looking thoughtful once he saw the crimeboys dymamic made me go hmmmmm (also. no idea what about crimeboys is what caused techno to change his mind and start pushing, but im gonna think EVEN HARDER AFTER I SEND THIS)

i feel like he planned on a convo with wil on this topic, but maybe intended on it occuring in a more private setting like phils did? then kinda went 'fuck it, may as well if he's right here and i have a good opening to start an intense convo'?? emduo trying to push wil further, knowing that in the end these tough pills and forced reevaluations of himself would be helpful even if it'll hurt in the moment- something that other people wil regularly talks to avoid entirely... (part of me wants to think the others being around was planned to add pressure or prevent him from shutting it down as easily, but then why was techno so hesitant in the beginning...)

i see techno being fully genuine in those questions, though- hell, maybe the motivation is entirely different and phil and him are trying to use the very volatile state he's in to get more information out of him? or it could be both at once. idk i love this chapter a lot i just feel odd writing off technos actions as just shit disturbing for the sake of it, or just feeling anarchist-y in the moment. there's SOMETHING there. what is it? i dont know.

ive never sent an anon but hi >:) ig 🦡💥🍂 just in case any are in use and i end up writing another essay immediately after finishing a chapter LMAO

I wouldn't say techno necessarily planned out this convo, but he did have a somewhat different intent than how it came across. while he wasn't sure, he was starting to suspect that things in the palace might not have been what they seemed from the outside. the kidnapping was easy. it went off without a hitch, and that's strange because the pythia can literally see the future. why wouldn't clara warn him? why does the pythia seem to have such a fucked up mentality regarding his relationship with clara? why has nothing changed in the government since they kidnapped him? things weren't adding up, and while techno was very unsure what the full picture was, he wanted to push the pythia to see if he could force him to give them some answers, even if that meant upsetting him a bit. he didn't mean it when he implied the pythia was bad at his job. it was more like a, "this doesn't make sense, what's actually going on here?" and, well, he got his answer

I'm glad you picked up on techno's actions being a bit off though because you were right! he was kind of trying to be a dick, but not for the reasons the readers think. it wasn't out of any malice towards the pythia. it was actually out of his own sympathy for the pythia and wanting to understand what was going on better. he just figured the pythia wasn't going to talk unless he provoked a reaction out of him.

welcome to the anon club!! I don't believe any of those are in use so i'll go with the first one and call you badger anon :)

[chalkrub]

In the furry au are Mockley and Coltarch just themselves or do they have their own fursonas that are completely different from the animals that they already are

they have fursonas! <:^) though i do like the idea of furries existing alongside weird dinosaurs

here's some little portrait sketches. moose coltarch and badger mockley

still not completely sold on coltarch being a moose, might make him an adder. but mockley's a badger for sure, even though owl/squirrel/hare were tempting. i want them to all be cute fairytale woodland critters together, to match the fox/pheasant thing mika and heidi have going on....beatrix potter type animals just spiritually and mentally ripping each other to shreds. and also physically

[bigcatbulges]

Source - horrorbuns

(Artist's FurAffinity)

[vladdyissues]

Danny Phantom Dark Badger Cereal AU, where the portal accident that turned Danny half-ghost, had also caused a powerful explosion that destroys Sam, Tucker, Jazz, Danny's Parents and their house... With Danny being the vulnerable and mentally-broken only survivor, it was child's play for Vlad to adopt the younger Halfa, then he makes Danny crazy and evil... With Danny's help, Ghost King Vlad takes over the world, but Valerie Grey and Guys-In-White are still battling against them! ☠️

I'm eating this AU, anon

[prof-polaris]

Like and subscribe and I will finish this jar of mayonnaise in one sitting

[Audio Recording Translated From: English, To: {Language Corrupted}]

["Do not the mayonnaise."]

[fallenclan]

how are my bestest bestest friends juniperfoot sandsnap and myrtleclaw doing,,,, what are their relation stats. are they going to hook up soon. pleading taco

-🦝

listen i am trying So Hard to get them together but i also dont want to make a relationship out of nothing and these two things are fighting inside of me. that being said they do have a bit of romance for each other and they seem to be doing well

[skeletalheartattack]

If you jouned a 7 sin thrmed group what sin qould you beee?

i'd be the brand new 8th sin: this thing

[lesbianchemicalplant]

I've suspended my usual rule of refusing to reblog screencaps of twitter threads because of recent events, things happening so quickly, some information coming directly from people (especially Palestinians) posting on twitter/tiktok/etc., as well as ofc when a tweet or a twitter interaction itself is the news (e.g. zionist state media accounts posting deranged racist propaganda, statements from public officials on twitter, etc.)

there is still no good reason to not link the tweet itself (or for a thread, the start of the thread). especially when

(1) it's a video tweet. does the video not matter? do you not want people to actually see the video? (then why are you bothering posting it at all?)

(2) posting a screenshot of a tweet that's basically just a link to a news article, without directly linking the article. link the fucking article!

[macaw-squawks]

Hello!! Can I claim 🦡 anon?? First of all hehe

Second, I have 2 requests!!

Can I get a "This user is an opossum" userbox or two?

Secondly, can I get names & pronouns for a European Badger therian?

Thank you in advance, friend!

(Expect more I have so many theriotypes /silly)

"This user is an opossum!" Userbox!

Requested by: 🦡 anon

Hope this works, anon! Names + pronouns are under the cut :> tried themeing them around nature n ofc badgers!

Names

Cricket

Digger

Kai

Oscar

Brock

Hunter

Tom

Rusty

Pine

Robin

Hazel

Olive

Pronouns

Dig/digself

Claw/clawself

Earth/earthself

Paw/pawself

Rain/rainself

Fur/furself

Badger/badgerself

Tree/treeself

Dirt/dirtself

Tunnel/tunnelself

Den/denself

[avatar-of-pride]

I SAW A SNAKE YESTERDAY AND IT LOOKED REALLY OLD IT WAS REALLY CUTE

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I enjoy snakes. Sometimes I consider putting them into my mouth

[noxexistant]

1: oh nooo i hope you do not have to stay in station for long

2: tell me more about your morris and his favorite things? does he have like a favorite snack or anything??

3: would it be okay if maybe i stopped hiding behind my anon facade and sent a normal message? (Little nervous about that one)

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about six hours to wait now!! so not too bad. i’ve stayed in worse places longer, and i’m indoors!

(i’m gonna be sleepin’ on the floor for sure! …in a worse train station!)

plus it’s paddington, so there’s a fair few other people here too sleepin on the floor or workin on their laptops. there’s a girl next to me watching japanese reality shows real quiet on her laptop :’)

also, you’re absolutely 1000% more than welcome to come off anon! i’d love to meet you beyond the anon, but if you’re nervous then there’s absolutely no pressure. i’ll just assure you that i’m super not scary, especially not more scary once you take anon off - you’re already talkin to me! that’s like 80% of the battle!

i would looooove to talk more about my morris, always. in either modern au or canon era, he’s not really one for material possessions - he doesn’t have many, can’t, never has - and he’s deeply reluctant to have any favourite things. any thing can be taken away - and will be, if he loves it. but, despite himself, he’s got his blanket. one shameful thing he managed to keep, a comfort item from a childhood without comfort. he’s desperately attached to it, an autistic attachment that he doesn’t really understand, but it’s there and it controls him more than he could ever admit.

in modern au, it’s what you’d expect from a childhood blankie - it’s pink, and mottled and faded and stitched and patched from years of living through all the same things morris did. it’s the one possession he’s managed to keep through a childhood of foster homes and care and facilities, the one thing that’s his amongst a patchwork of hand-me-downs and thrift store finds and cheap target multipacks given when he first enters a new facility with nothing. it’s the one thing he’s grabbed every time oscar took him by the hand and said they were running away.

in canon era, it’s not a blanket at all. it’s one of oscar’s old childhood undershirts, torn and worn away at the seams to make something of a blanket. more a scrap of fabric than anything. but morris is still desperately attached to it, even as it lives its life hidden deep in any of their bedroom’s hiding spots, the ones wiesel won’t know to check. oscar hides it with the money like it’s just as important. (it’s mentioned in my fic normal people, if you want any of the full details and story about it <3)

chocolate is morris’ absolute favourite food or snack, made more special - particularly in canon era - by the fact that he so rarely gets to have it. it’s expensive and unnecessary, a treat by every definition, and he and oscar hardly live the sort of life that allows treats. but oscar’ll get him some sometimes, if he gets the chance to swipe a box or even just fist a few loose into his pocket. morris always lights up like the sun, looks half happy when he’s eating them. snyder or pulitzer bought him some too, to help keep the brothers on their side during the strike and ensure their loyalty through manipulation. said it was for their hard work as the box was handed to oscar. he took it, and didn’t mention anything when he gave it to morris - just said he found it, and refused when morris offered him some. for reasons beyond just him hating sweets.

also, morris likes coffee and hot chocolate.

[slamminslamminmcgill]

hello!

i was wondering if you could write something for badger x GN!reader where the reader is a squirter?

i gotchuuu mwah mwah. i wrote gender neutral reader but i think badger would call everyone bro/dude/man etc. so i hope thats ok anatomical terms: pussy

"Oh, God, so good. So good." Badger groaned. "Shit, dude, how are you so wet?! It's fuckin' insane!"

That made you snort with laughter and involuntarily clench around his cock. He hissed and arched his back up into you. From his perspective, the view was amazing. You had your hands splayed on his chest, using it as leverage to bounce up and down on him. He had both hands on your hips, pulling you down so he could reach even deeper. You swiveled your hips back and forth, letting him feel every inch of you. You were just too fucking good.

He knew he couldn't hold on much longer, but he didn't want to give in. Not without taking care of you first. He could not be the one to tap out. "F-Fuck, man... hold on just a sec... lemme..." He took one of his hands off your hips and brought them in between your legs, getting you off with his fingers as you rode him.

That did the trick. You gasped, and your mechanical rhythm started to slip. You began to collapse in on yourself, twitching and convulsing under his touch, leaking out even more. You cried out, "Fuck, Badger, just like that! Fuck! God, I can't! I-Oh! Fuck! Badger!"

You felt the tidal wave crash. Literally. What came out of you sure fucking felt like a wave crashing. Your orgasm splashed onto Badger's chest and seeped into the bedsheets below. He froze, and he hadn't moved at all by the time you came down from your peak. When you realized he wasn't saying or doing anything, you gasped and clammed up too, worried that you just traumatized him somehow. You stared at each other in silence for a second, eyes bugging out of your heads, and then...

...he burst out laughing.

"Holy shit! No fucking way!" Badger laughed hysterically, his cock throbbing inside you, panting to try to catch his breath, "Oh, god, that was... shit, man! Splash zone, am I right? How the fuck do you even do that?!"

You started laughing too, and you were about to answer him, but he cut you off with a hard thrust upwards.

"C'mon, yo, do it again!"

[distort-opia]

just wondering if you know of any fic taking place when batjokes died in endgame? i’ve been thinking about them dying together and now i’m crazy. if not maybe someone else does/will get inspired just putting the idea out there

Sadly I can only think of one that directly addresses Bruce and Joker dying together in Endgame:

+ It's Hard Saying Goodbye by BadgerDame (oneshot, 2k words, rated M)

Summary: "I'm just going to rest here a little while with my friend."

I've also got a WIP in the works about that, hah. I'm guessing you probably know of the unused Lovers of Valdarro Greg Capullo cover? It's been haunting me ever since I laid eyes on it, how exactly Bruce and Joker would get in that position. Especially because I'm pretty sure Joker hated Bruce's guts immensely at that point. I'll get around to finishing that fic too eventually... But if anyone has other recs of fics fitting this description, please add to this post!

[sfth-fanpage]

are u a czech expert in badger hockey?

*takes a drag of my cigarette noir style*

I'll say this. Maybe I met, fell in love with and taught a badger to play hockey. Maybe that badger broke my heart via boomerang-letter. Maybe I staged a very much failed coup in an attempt to become king of England. And maybe I had to flee the country and assume a false identity.

But you can't prove anything. All you need to know is I'm very happy right now. I'm a businessman, in Austen, Texas. With a briefcase and everything. I have a wife - Penelope - and a son called Thaddeus. I actually just got Penelope an Amazon prime subscription for Christmas. There is nothing that could come between me and my family.

People mock my accent, it's true.

But at least American Badgers are nothing like European badgers.