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#bartylus are my little toys
mayflywrites · 8 months
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i lvoe yappin. i am a yapper. like. especially when it comes to fran and iz and bartylus i just cant shut up. it’s awesome.
y’all know that one bojack horseman scene where he tries to get wandas attention via auto-erotic asphyxiation and he accidentally for real starts choking. that’s fran doing that so iz will notice him. like it just. is.
and bartylus ugh. don’t get me started on bartylus. they are the only to ever. they’re two highlighters that sit on my desk that i make kiss.
fr could yap forever and it’s a blessing i only have the one mouth.
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tea-blankets-andstars · 3 months
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TTPD songs and what they remind me of:
fortnight: bartylus, wolfstar (i cant decide!??!)
the tortured poets department: wolfstar (sirius perspective)
my boy only breaks his favorite toys: sunseeker (james persoective)
down bad: Katniss & Peeta (katniss perspective)
so long, london: Grant to remus
but daddy i love him: Andromeda about ted
fresh out the slammer: sirius after Askaban
florida!!!: Marlene Mckinnon
gulity as sin?: Simon about wilhelm (young royals)
who's afraid of little old me?: Regulus while distroying the horcruks 
i can fix him: jegulus (james perspective)
loml: jily
i can do it with a broken heart: Barty after evans death
thr smallest man who ever lived: sirius about peter (since he was the only one who really knew what happened)
the alchemy: sirius after azkaban
clara bow: Lorelei about Rory 
the black dog: remus while sirius is in azkaban
imgonnagetyouback: rosestar post breakup (sirius perspective)
the albatross: rosekiller
chloe or sam or sophia or marcus: remus watching sirius bring people to the dorm, he was in love with him
how did it end?: prongsfoot (romantic)
so high school: jegulus (its the jegulus anthem!!)
i hate it here: sirius before he left his house
thanK you aIMee: quillkiller (bellas perspective)
i look in peoples windows: rosekiller (barty after evans death
the prophecy: remus after all his friends are dead
Cassandra: Cassandra from The Society 
Peter: the black brothers (siri to reg)
The bolter: early seasons Lorelei Gilmore 
robin: siri about reg
the manuscript: mary McDonald, the last one left

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marsmarauders · 27 days
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The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology (Marauder's Version)
So me and @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab got carried away again... and we related every single song on TTPD to the Marauders characters :D
You put a Jily shipper and a Jegulus shipper in a chat together and this is what comes out of it.
(We also had some help from @noblehouseofgay, so shout outs to him!)
(We plan on covering every album, so make sure to look out for those!)
So now we present... TTPD (Marauder's Version)
Fortnight
"And for a fortnight there, we were forever."
The way we interpreted the song was that it's about what starts as a loveless fling, but someone ends up catching feelings. Narcissa resenting Alice (and Frank) after they break off what they had.
The Tortured Poets Department
Mohishaa and I had different views on this one, so I will share them both!
"You're not Dylan Thomas, I'm not Patti Smith."
Mohishaa's interpretation of the title track was that Barty and Regulus only really had each other and they knew that. Just replace the names with "Evan Rosier" and "James Potter" and you've got yourself a Bartylus anthem.
"But I've seen this episode and still loved the show."
I have personally always viewed this song as Sirius just being knee-deep in love with Remus. Everything from the lines about chocolate, to the wedding ring line just screams Wolfstar to me.
(I wanted to include both because we're each very attached to our own headcanons and that is okay! Disagreeing does not always have to result in arguing!)
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
"And I'll tell you that he runs because he loves me."
This is basically just James and Remus talking about their traumatized, unstable boyfriends.
Down Bad
"For a moment I knew cosmic love."
We both agreed that it's Jegulus, but we cannot decide between it being from Jame's perspective or Regulus's perspective.
So Long, London
"I stopped CPR, after all it's no use. The spirit was gone, we would never come to."
Sirius and James mourning the loss of someone who was to one brother and to another a lover. (Shh... it's Regulus).
But Daddy I Love Him
"...Thinking it can change the beat of my heart when he touches me and counteract the chemistry and undo the destiny."
Lily about James... except she wasn't lying when she said she was having his baby.
Fresh Out The Slammer
"At the park where we used to sit on children's swings, wearing imaginary rings."
Mohishaa didn't have many thoughts on this one, so I basically came up with this one. I see it as Sirius after he escapes Azkaban doing everything he can to find Remus again. (After he rides away on Buckbeak, that is).
Florida!!!
"Little did you know that your home's really only the town you'll get arrested."
We, for the life of us, could not think of something for this song, so thank you Reg for pitching in! He came to the conclusion that is song is Rosekiller coded because, and I quote "Drug and murder vibes are them."
Guilty as Sin?
"I dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks."
"Crash the (Halloween) party as I scream: "Who's afraid of little old me?!"
I did not have much to say on this one, so all credit due to Mo here! "Guilty is Sin is Jegulus to me and I can and will not see anything else."
Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
Peter Pettigrew. That's it. That's the argument. No one suspected a thing about him. No one knew that he was capable of being the reason everything went wrong. (That being said... all love to younger Peter <3)
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
"I can fix him. No really, I can. And only I can."
Mo and I also struggled with this one and then Reg came in with the most brilliant interpretation we had ever heard and we both felt like freaking idiots. I thought Lily about Severus, Mo thought Rosekiller about each other, and then Reg said "My gut says James" and we were both like "OHHHHHHHHH!" My man James has the want to fix everything. To save everyone. But he simply just can't.
loml
"It was legendary, it was momentary, it was unnecessary, should've let it stayed buried."
Sirius and Remus during the second war because their love was so tragic that not even a second chance could save it, even thought it was meant to be. (We also had Jegulus in mind for this).
I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
"Cause I'm miserable! And nobody even knows!"
"And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?"
If this song isn't James Fleamont Potter, then I don't know what is.
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
I am not a Severus hater by any means, but both Mo and I agreed that the song is 1000000000000% percent about Severus.
The Alchemy
"The greatest in the league. Where's the trophy? He just comes running over to me."
This song is written about the beautiful romance between James and Lily Potter and you cannot tell us otherwise.
Clara Bow
"Flesh and blood amongst war machines, you're the new god we're worshipping."
In the wise words of Mo herself "It's James maybe? Cause he was brought up by parents who loved him so much and always told him he was special and how he was a little arrogant and cocky because of that. But as he grew up he realized that it's hell to be heavenly you know because everyone idolized him and he was this ball of sunshine and felt like he couldn't share his problems cause other people had it worse???" Couldn't have worded it better myself.
The Black Dog
"I just don't understand how you don't miss me."
No discussion was needed for this one. It's obviously about Sirius Black. (And possibly about the resentment he held towards Remus and Tonks after he died.)
imgonnagetyouback
"Whether I'm gonna curse you out or take you back to my house, I haven't decided yet."
Barty and Evan because "no one else is toxic enough."
The Albatross
"She's the albatross, she is here to destroy you."
My main girl, day one, love of my life Dorcas freaking Meadowes.
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
"And you saw my bones out with somebody new who seemed like he would've bullied you in school."
"We learned the right steps to different dances...how did it end?"
This is Severus after finding out Lily and James started dating. He never wants to know if Lily ever loved him back because it would make the pain hurt even more than it already did.
How Did It End?
James Potter and Regulus Black if I've ever seen it.
So High School
"Truth, dare, spin bottles. You know how to ball, I know Aristotle."
At first, I had no idea because "None of them really lived that long after highschool to be able to look back on it." (I know, that was foul of me).
"I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind."
We were debating between Jily and Wolfstar, before eventually settling on Wolfstar (and giving the Alchemy to Jily!)
I Hate It Here
"But I can't forget the way you made me heal."
Remus post war because he's alone and lonely because all his friends are dead because the love of his freaking life killed them all or so he thought and how his he ever supposed to move on and get ov-
thanK you aIMee
Instead of Taylor to Kim, it's Lily to Severus. Instead of "thanK you aIMee" it's "Still, No APologiEs?" (I tried... I really tried guys).
I Look in People's Windows
"I look in people's windows, in case you're at their table."
This song is Mary Macdonald post war. She looks for the faces of people she knows are no longer there. She longs for what they had before everything went so awfully wrong.
The Prophecy
"It was sinking in, slow is the quicksand. Poison blood from the wound of the pricked hand."
"You can mark my words that I said it first in a mourning warning no one heard."
So... you know how there's a blood sacrifice required to get into the cave... and how a certain someone drowned... or in other words sunk? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Cassandra
Pandora Rosier Lovegood. Thank you very much, have a great day!
Peter
"You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me."
The tragic tale of the Black Brothers told by Regulus.
The Bolter
"Behind her back, her best mates laughed and they nicknamed her "The Bolter."
So we heavily debated between Marlene and Sirius for this one, but I'm gonna say Marlene because she's the only character we haven't given a song to yet. Isn't the whole story in fanon that Marlene ran away to stay with her family, and that just so happened to be the night that Voldemort went after them? Fitting.
Robin
"Buried down deep and out of your reach, the secret we all vowed to keep it, from you."
The tragic tale of the Black Brothers told by Sirius.
The Manuscript
"Now and then I re-read the manuscript, but the story isn't mine anymore."
This song is Regulus looking back on his break up with James after he took the dark mark.
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WOO, if you're still reading, THANK YOU! This took me like 2 hours to type out! Make sure to come back to see Midnights, coming soon! (To a theater near you.)
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limetimo · 9 months
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RAB fics i read (Nov 23)
The Devil's White Knight by orphan_account drarry dimension travel ft jegulus raising harry
After Everything, Always by Reggie4dayzz jegulus are stupid nad horny and slowburning
toys to be toyed with by aimlesscalamity regulus is not happy about taking a bet that he can break up the jily, but he does end up dating both of them, some angst, regulily. neato
More than Magic by Hometown_Nerd regulus comes out of the cave a squib, kidnaps harry, yay, we love to see it
Tous les Mêmes by TheFaeSys Sirius has a highly inaccurate case of DID, and his alter ego is fucking Regulus
I promised myself I'd learn to be the one who leaves by AlistairIsLost regulus and his besties all fuck off to the muggle world and start a band
the hairpin turn by quynhorlose  they're motorbike racers your honour and riddle fucks with sirius' motorbike and almost kills him. reporter James potter on the investigation! can he persuade regulus to testify against his boss?
Wormhole by melissamwrites i honestly dont recall teh plot but there's sirius raising regulus, incest, and "this is going to be short" followed by 21 chapters and 50k sooo
Unsorted by SwissCheesePlant *stares balnkly* i shouldn't have procrastinated on these summaries. it was good writing even tho i don't remeber how regulus came into play. I think he hunted down remus and made him adopt Harry???
Do I Wanna Know? by monet_ember barty and regulus are fucking to make evan and james jealous and date them
when i met you by vlavlavla regulus doesn't realise james is practically on his knees proposing, cute
then over the river you'll go by Thealmostrhetoricalquestion fae Regulus takes human james prisoner then lets him go
Meddling by OrangeColoredSky hermioe and theo are fucking around... and find out when they drag a regulus through the time to them
Did you think I had forgotten about you by theheartofthelion regulus obliviates his bf and fucks off to die. 4 years later Sirius is determined to play matchmaker for his brother and bestie
Dahlias for my Darling by swampthingking florist james, baker regulus
Regulus Black's Guide to Face Painting and Falling in Love by swampthingking reggie is face painting at a fair and falls in love with a hot dad
in the fires of our youth (oh, brother of mine) by quynhorlose james and sirius are in a band, remus works in a coffee shop and regulus in a planetarium, wolfstar jegulus
My Baby by reggie_loves_swimming regulus raises baby draco in wales (on Narcissa's orders), Bartylus
Flightless Bird, American Mouth by A_Grim_Ate_My_Starry_Cupcakes severus gets involved in regulus's scheme and somehow ends up as potters' cat?? i need an update desperately
I'll Do Right By Them While You're Gone. by WereAllGoingtoHell regulus raises harry
hope blooms in the darkest hours by vazaha_tya harry gets reincarnated in marauders era
Runaway Spare by WideEyesAtNight regulus runs away to alphard, jegulus slowburn
Little Star, Lionheart by ChenDaJin_02 deaged regulus
A Violent Kind of Spin by Cassiara james and regulus have a one night stand and now they're all going to fuck voldy up so bad!
keep his name out of your mouth by introvertedhufflepuff actors au, regulus smacks lockhart for shittalking james
lifeline by introvertedhufflepuff jegulus, sweet
blinding lights by introvertedhufflepuff fame au, narcissa arranges regulus a pr boyfriend (it's james) (it becomes real pretty quick)
I knew you were trouble by melissamwrites texting jegulus
L'homme auquel j'appartiens by melissamwrites blackcest
World's Greatest Uncle by Rollingwiththepunches regulus is the worlds greatest uncle to harry, much to Sirius' surprise (he's supposed to be dead!¨)
The good that we've done by diphylleigrayi regulus faked his death, offed horcruxes, and reaises harry
Learning to rest by messymoony james is regulus' gay awakening
To rest (is to love and to be loved) by messymoony regulus goes on a really bad date and james saves him
Midnight Sun by WorldWithoutYou (Katelyndotsonn) regulus opens a bookshop at pivet's drive
August by melissamwrites blackcest
So Willing To Submit by KrisKikstorky ♥♥♥♥♥ omega regulus is mated with aplha voldy adhaihdfao
speak in tongues ('til you listen) by PsychiatristGirl james/remus/sirisu/regulus are having a smut
when you love these broken bones, can you feel them mend? by cryystal_m00n regulus is a uni student and james walk into a wrong lesson with baby harry strapped to his chest, v cute!
i have little use for threats, only promises by apricity_and_soulshine past jegulily, dumbledore fucks with regulus' head to make him believe harry was dead too
when you go (leave your shadow behind) by ravena_wrote harry pulls reg out of the cave
A Baby by reggie_loves_swimming james finds regulus.... and their child :D
so tired of being afraid by teddyismycat hurt comfort jegulus
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Shameless self recs by ship:
Wolfstar
Dance little liar
How to tell your best friend you're in love with them
Midnight and Royal Blue
The Wolf, the Cat and The Shack
Desperate to feel the weight of you on my tongue
Everything you know is wrong
Right where you belong
The Milky Way and its River (The Star Lovers) 
The Sword and the Stone (Legend of King Arthur)
The Wrath and Subsequent "Taming" of Sirius Black (The Myth of Hathor) 
Wolfy Mc. Wolf (Little Red Riding Hood)
The Wolf and the... Candelabra? Cupboard? [Sirius] (Beauty and the Beast) 
The Tale of the Black and the Lupin (Scorpion and the Frog)
Festivus 
Nothing but a Christmas Sweater 
Pureblood and Holly Berries 
Ribbons and Bows Bondage
Jegulus
Dance little liar
The Wolf, the Cat and The Shack
Made to bathe in the light of the moon
Itching for an intimate kill
The Rat who Cried Sirius (The boy who Cried Wolf)
The Snake Vs. The Lion
Moonseeker
Don't Stop Looking
Shattered 
Polyjuice
Archie 
Cookie Dough
Only One Bed
Blackinnon
Temperature Play
Take a seat on your throne
Sirius/Barty
The Best of intentions
Under the Summer Stars 
Dance Little Liar from Chapter 6
Jily
Santa’s Toy Box 
Wax Play
Festivus
Mundungas 
The Frog Prince
Bartylus
Bartemius (Rumplestiltskin)
Only a Matter of Time
Rare Pairs
Barty/Evan/Sirius: A Certain Romance & Dance Little Liar Chap 5
& You’ll find rare pairs in these posts:
Nightmare Summer Camp
Smutty Summer Solstice
Fairytale Fest
Holiday Bingo
Gen
What could have been
You only really knew my name
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fernhelm · 5 months
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ttpd marauders
for the few, the brave who really enjoyed this album :,( ok I discussed earlier the lily-regulus-barty-james love-square and I've assigned them their songs💐
fortnight - jegulus post-break up
the tortured poets department - bartylus
my boy only breaks his favorite toys - jegulus post-break up
down bad - bartylily
so long, london - jegulus post-break up
but daddy I love him - bartylily
fresh out the slammer - bartylily
florida!!! - bartylily (but mostly barty)
guilty as sin? - bartylily
who's afraid of little old me? - regulus
I can fix him (no really I can) - bartylily
loml - regulily (don't kill me)
I can do it with a broken heart - james
the smallest man who ever lived - jarty
the alchemy - jily
clara bow - lily
the black dog - regulus about james post-break up
imgonnagetyouback - bartylily
the albatross - jegulus
chloe or sam or sophia or marcus - lily about severus
how did it happen? - jegulus
so high school - jily
I hate it here - regulus
I look in people's windows - bartylily
the prophecy - lily
cassandra - barty
peter - bartylus
the bolder - lily
robin - jegulus
the manuscript - bartylily
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