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౨ৎ baby daddy!satoru who wants needs you back.
in fact, you should've known he was playing a game the instant that text blinked onto your screen: pick your daughter up from his place, not school. a casual oops, totally forgot it was your day! that sent a shiver of unease down your spine.
what choice did you really have? the entire drive to that too-familiar house, your nerves were a tangled mess. pulling into the driveway, parking crookedly in your haste, the only thing screaming in your head was this used to be ours.
this small, unassuming house, a world away from the sterile grandeur of his old penthouse. the first grand gesture of your marriage had been this new place.
"the bigger the house," satoru had murmured against your bare skin that first night, "the further i'd have to be from you." so, your mornings had begun with tangled limbs and hurried kisses, and your evenings had ended in the same breathless way.
it had been the kind of dizzying happiness you foolishly thought would last forever. but then the cracks had started to show – the endless work trips, the hollow promises of things changing. he had gotten better, ironically, after the papers were signed.
satoru stood in the doorway, that infuriatingly charming, utterly knowing smirk plastered across his face. your gaze darted around the living room, a quick, almost desperate search. "where's she?" you asked, trying to keep the tremor out of your voice.
his reply was a casual flick of his wrist. "oh, she's at a friend's."
a harsh scoff escaped you. arms crossed tight against your chest, you scoffed, "what? why? i drove all the way out here!"
"you were coming anyway," he purred, those soft puppy-dog eyes locking onto yours. "i can bring her back later. thought we could, you know… catch up."
"catch up?" you repeated, incredulous. "are you serious right now? we're not catching up, satoru. we're divorced."
but those eyes. they always had been your undoing. and somehow, against your better judgment, you found yourself agreeing to this ridiculous "catch-up." you'd pictured awkward small talk over lukewarm tea, maybe a stale cookie.
not this. not being bent in a cruel mating-press, his body a brutal, insistent press against yours, fucking you with a desperate hunger that stole your breath and any semblance of rational thought.
"god, it's been so fucking lo- long since i felt this," he grunted, his hips slamming into you with a possessive force that made you cry out. "this tight little cunt clenching - shit - around me like that."
"ah, 'toru," you gasped, your fingers digging into the hard muscles of his back, clinging on for dear life.
"been even longer si- since i heard you say my name like that." his sweaty bangs were plastered to his forehead, a flush creeping up his neck. his pace was relentless, each thrust deeper, harder, a raw, primal need driving him. he hadn't touched anyone since you, didn't want to.
tears streamed down your face, a messy mix of pain and something dangerously close to pleasure. and that bastard, your soon-to-be-not-ex-husband-anymore, thought you looked beautiful. his thick cock stretched you, filled you completely, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist.
"did you miss this, huh?" he muttered, his voice thick with lust. "because i fucking did. bet- bet no one else makes you feel like this."
a choked whine escaped you as his teeth sank into your shoulder, a stinging sensation hitting. you can't think of a response, literally. you can't even think of your own name - you can't remember.
all that mattered was the way he was making you feel, the dizzying spiral of sensation. and in the name of "catching up," he makes you come, at least half a dozen shattering orgasms ripping through you before he finally relented, burying his face in the space between your tits.
he looked up at you, panting, a triumphant smile playing on his lips. "so… about moving back in?"
fuck those puppy-dog eyes.
#jjk smut#gojo smut#gojo x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo satoru smut#gojo x y/n#gojo x you#satoru smut#satoru gojo smut#3k bash !
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#hilson#house md#old man yaoi#i never make original posts but i had to let this out#house fans how have you survived for 20 years likes this#they make me want to bash my head against a wall#the toxic soulmates ever#i was gonna say hilson save me but they can't even save themselves#more mouse bites#this vexes me#i've been on tumblr since i was like 11 and i still dk how to post cuz all i do is reblog gulp erm... hey guys..
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I think that one thing people fail to understand is that unsolicited literary criticism coming from an online stranger who is reading with no knowledge of what the authors intended goal is, is not going to be received the same as say: the authors beta reader or friends who know what the authors intended goal and has the sufficient knowledge and input to help the author reach that desired outcome.
"But I'm only trying to be helpful" How do I know you have the knowledge and literary skill for you to be able to actaully do that when we don't know each other and you are essentially a stranger to me? Are you applying this criticism based out of personal biased experience and desire to see the story or characterization be driven in another direction or tweaked, or do you know the author's intentions for the character? If the story is incomplete, are you basing your criticism of a character on the incomplete narration with only partial information available of them or are you building up a report until the story's completion? Did the author provide you with the information needed to make a fully informed criticism?
Have you discussed with the author what their plans are or are you assuming them based off the narration, especially if the narration is proven or implied to be unreliable or missing key points of the plot? Are you unbiased enough to help them reach their desired outcome for the characters and story regardless of your personal feelings towards the characters/antagonists and setting? Can you handle being told your specific input isn't wanted because you're a reader and/or have no written anything relating to their genre or topic? Do you understand and respect that the author's personal experiences might influence their writing and make it different than how you would have done it personally? Do you understand if an author only wants input from a specific demographic relating to their story?
If it's for fanfiction or other hobby media, are you holding a free hobby to a professional standard? Are you trying to give criticism because you feel like the author has produced 'subpar job performance' of their fic? Are you viewing their work as a personal intimate outlet or something that must conform with mass media? Are you applying rules and guidelines when the fic is shared for simple sharing sake? Is your criticism worded appropriately and focused on the parts where the author has requested input on rather than a general dismissal and or disapproval?
Have you put yourself in a place where you assumed you have the input needed for the story to evolve better, or have you asked what the author needs and what they're having trouble with? Can you handle having your criticism rejected if the author decides their story doesn't need the change and not take it as a personal offense against your character? Are you crossing that boundary because you think you are doing the author a favor? Are you trying to be helpful, or do you just want to be?
I think sometimes when people hear authors go 'please don't give me unsolicited writing advice or criticism' they automatically chalk it up to 'this author doesn't want ANY constructive feedback on their stuff at all' and not "i already have trusted individuals who will help me with my writing goals and- hey i don't know you like that, please stop acting so overly familiar with me'
#small rant brought to you by: listened to my younger sibling's friend be very upset today because an original story she wrote gets bashed#the story itself is fine maybe a little fast paced but overall she was happy with it's progress#and there is this one dude who keeps trying to tell her that her story needs to go another direction to 'make sense' and it changes the end#after she's repeatedly explained she's happy with the outcome and does not want to expand on that plot point any further#dude says she's 'unreceptive to criticism' no dude you're just being a dick#constructive criticism helps the AUTHOR reach THEIR intended goal#not steer the story in the direction a reader wants to see it go#sara shush#pls don't reblog with any 'but i take unsolicited criticism all the time' this isnt about you. your boundary is not other people's boundary
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A continuation of this post I made
I imagine Steve genuinely doesn’t think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional “what is he yelling about in that table” or “ Munson actually showed up to class” or once in sophomore year he thinks “how much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounce” which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didn’t want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steve’s car)
The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is “why the fuck did Munson double park his van, I’m going to be late looking for a parking spot now” it absolutely drives him crazy.
He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears “what is Munson doing under the bleachers?” when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isn’t a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.
Steve isn’t not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just don’t run in the same circles, so he doesn’t really think about him too much, just in a genuine, “I don’t know them, don’t interact with them, so I don’t really think about them” sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steve’s focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.
Steve’s experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesn’t know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into a…a lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didn’t think a girl would want to know about that.
He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in “thise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best way” and how his soulmate “wanted to be those shorts” causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.
One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard “god Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouth” figures chances are his soulmate isn’t a girl at all.
With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.
Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someone’s table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on people’s lunches, Steve thinks “what if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwich”
Eddie, whose soulmate didn’t even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.
Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he don’t 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steve’s soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)
#Eddie trying to remain cool and mysterious as a dungeon master while hearing the most filthy things imaginable#steve at home looking at his watch like#oh it’s 4 Eddie it starting his game now I should start thinking about the different ways I would let him fuck me in his nerd throne#eventually Steve will come forward like 👋 hey it’s me your soulmate#I thought it would be funny if Eddie is thinking something kinky while in the library#and Steve just goes over to him like you know choking someone like that during sex can be dangerous#and Eddie is there like what the fuck what the fuck how did you-what#but I think it could be dinner that depsite sexy thoughts bringing them closer it’s Eddie bashing on sprouting Steve likes#like abba or something that makes Steve speak up#and Steve is like hold the fuck up abba is great why would you think it’s prep garbage#Eddie is there like :0 while Steve goes in a rant about Eddie not truely being minded about people liking different things like he claims#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#just a drabble#stranger things#soulmate au
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our one and only Heart Pirates captain <3
#I LOVE YOU TRAFALGAR LAW FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!#I hope the Hearts and the Strawhats throw you the perfect birthday bash 💖#One Piece#Trafalgar Law#Trafalgar D Water Law#Shachi#Penguin#Corazon#Donquixote Rosinante#Monkey D Luffy#Luffy#Bepo#Shima arts#Art#Digital art#I spent all day yesterday on this MKDASKDASM#Hopefully busting my ass on it was worth it LMAO#shima-draws
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Can’t stop think about how Chilchuck’s love language is, like, 100% acts of service that little mother fucker could barely be nice to his friends but was sewing up everyone’s clothes and doing marcille’s hair and letting izutsumi sleep in bed with him and carrying around halfoot marcille to keep her safe he’s such a goober i can’t stand him
#i love him so bad you have no idea#that’s my little guy#that’s my little guy right there#i wanna chew him up like a wad of gum#chilchuck#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#chilchuck dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#i’m bashing my head against my floorboards
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this is my take on sonadow
#sonic is all excited and bouncing off the walls like a cat with zoomies#and shadow is screaming and crying and throwing up and bashing his head into the wall like ''GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY HIM''#gengar's cool art#sonadow#sonic x shadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sonic series#and of course this is just surface level sonadow#if you want my deep opinion about them please consult the enormous fucking paragraph i wrote the other day
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I actually think the worst thing to happen to Dick Grayson was that his parents died in New Jersey cause then that poor son of a bitch was stuck there
#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#dc#batman#dc comics#new jersey bashing#like damn not only are you an orphan now#your ass is in new jersey for the long haul#like damn bro i'd wanna go kill zucco too if he pulled that shit with me
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Specifically thinking about dry humping a guy who’s trying his best to stay respectful whilst hanging onto his final tether of restraint. And you know the exact moment you’ve made him snap when you feel his hands tighten — almost bruising — against your hips as he forces you down onto his crotch.
#and he’s full of apologies after all like ‘I dunno what came over me’ / ‘I’m never like that’#all sweet and bashful#as if he doesn’t know that it’s all your fault#you did this to him#you made him like that#hi Kunigami💕
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with the gravity falls renaissance i feel like something people don’t really discuss about its success is the fact that alex hirsch had a final say on the story. the reason gravity falls flows so well and had such a well-executed and satisfying ending is because its creator had control of when and where it ended. the reason so many modern day cartoons (and to an extent, shows in general) feel rushed or poorly executed or what have you is because their creators can’t do that. they’re canceled too soon and made to scramble to finish their stories in the remaining limited time they’re given, if they’re even given that opportunity at all. gravity falls isn’t necessarily timeless or one of a kind because of some creative magic, it is those things largely because it cannot be physically recreated due to the modern industry’s disrespect of creators and the medium as a whole
#icarus speaks#idk i really dislike people bashing on more modern cartoons and shows#when so much of it is genuinely not the fault of the showrunners#like. we KNOW how heavily alex was censored. can you imagine what it’s like now#when creators literally have to sacrifice their life’s work for the opportunity to represent themselves in their shows
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Oop? Oh thats not-
#papyrus#i love you papyrus#undertale fanart#i dont even know#papyrus my sweetheart#sans undertale#skelebros#i just find funny how he is so bashful
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౨ৎ husband!toji has a problem.
scratch that – he is the problem. a walking, talking problem, the kind that makes your thighs clench just thinking about him. and it's not exactly news; you knew this well before the rings and the shared last name.
he calls it princess treatment, a term you often meet with a skeptical raise of your eyebrow. his version of taking care of you involves this constant, simmering need to have you under his touch, completely and utterly satisfied. toji just really, really can't help himself.
right now, what he can't help is the way his eyes are glued to your ass, the way those tight, tight leggings show off every delicious curve. he knows they're just workout clothes, practical and all, but something possessive rumbles low in his chest at the thought of other eyes lingering where his hands ache to be.
he's practically drooling, you swear you can see it. you've caught him zoning out more than once while he's supposedly spotting you, a sheen of sweat on his brow as he ogles.
he's probably picturing those moments when he does get to pin you down, your thighs spread wide, his face buried between them. or maybe it's the alternative, the one where your throat is his for the taking.
does he have a hard-on in this public gym? oh, yes.
does he care who notices the obvious bulge straining his shorts? nah.
right now, his entire focus is locked on the sight of you doing squats, each movement a personal torment. it's unreal.
which is how you find yourself being none-too-gently tugged towards the single-person family bathroom, the most bewildered expression on your face. you weren't even doing anything!
"don't hafta do anything," he grunts, his hands suddenly hot and needy on the soft flesh of your thighs. the cool porcelain of the sink presses against your lower back as he crowds in close.
toji's already dropping to his knees, his breath a warm rush against your leggings before he's tugging them down, exposing you to his hungry gaze. his tongue flicks out, tracing the damp line of your panties, a deliberate, teasing stroke that sends a shiver right through you.
with agonizing slowness, he dips lower, finally ridding you of the fabric. the first press of his mouth is wet and insistent, his tongue slick against your folds. your breath catches in your throat.
every slight brush of his nose against your swollen clit sends a jolt of pure sensation through you, making you whine and shift on the hard surface.
"to— toji," you gasp, your head falling back against the tiles. "hurry… someone might… they could be waiting to — oh, god — like, go."
he chuckles, a low rumble that vibrates against your most sensitive spot. "they can wait a little longer, darlin'. 'm with my wife."
your fingers tangle in his dark hair, and you tug, a desperate plea disguised as a demand. he just hums, a pleased sound that resonates against you. his ministrations become more focused, his tongue painting wet strokes across your most vulnerable flesh.
he uses his lips to gently pull and suck, drawing out a soft moan you can't quite stifle. the rhythmic lapping and the building pressure are sending you spiraling.
he angles his head, his breath hot and ragged against you. one hand slides under your thigh, lifting you slightly, giving him deeper access. his focus is absolute, toji's world narrowed down to the slick heat between your legs.
he chuckles, low and smug, "how's that for princess treatment, huh?"
#jjk smut#toji smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo x reader#toji fushiguro smut#toji x you#gojo x y/n#3k bash !
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“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.
#they’d be so big brother/little brother to me#Oliver is like yeah that’s my baby brother he’s a billionaire and I’m gonna have to kill him sadly. he’s my loser for now#Battinson deserves an older sibling who says ‘if someone asks you don’t know me’ but will bash teeth in for him#Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne#oliver queen#battinson#dc#text
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order up!
#“hey tango can you serve that customer”#“WRONG SERVE”#this piece took so long and for what#also graphic design is not my passion please dont bash me on the head with how bad it possibly looks#surprisingly hard to design a magazine with ibis paint#all i have is my phone my finger and a dream#tangotek#hermitcraft tango#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#hc s10#hungry hermits#with every game tango makes he spawns at least 20 new aus#grassiestars art
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I feel so bad for myrcella like imagine you're a 10 year old chess prodigy who only wants to be cute and hang out with her friends but you end up losing like half of your face because your boyfriend's hot sister convinced your newest father figure that you would be a good president (you would)
AND ALSO you and your siblings are doomed to die in childhood because your dumbass loser mother who you haven't seen in like 2 years received a cursed prophecy from a circus magician when she was a child (???) free myrcella man wtf
#arianne: wow that child is really good at chess do you guys think she would be a good leader for our crumbling empire???#this is not arianne hate btw#she is probably my favourite minor pov character#this is cersei bashing though#but like lovingly <3#myrcella baratheon#arianne martell#arys oakheart#cersei lannister#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#a feast for crows#affc
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Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!
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yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..
I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.
#null rot#yandere kny#yandere demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#midori306#YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE YANDERE QUESTION MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER#uwaa and i recently checked back on their designs.. THEY HAVE LONG SLANTED EARS DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKK THATS LIKE THE CUTEST EVER#i tend to shitpost and focus on the dere than the yan but thats my mistake!! im sorry cult members.. I'll need scarousal#when calling sekdio. he pretends to ignore you but you can tell he heard you when his ear twitches#He's flabbergasted that you met someone else to begin with. who let you go out without one of them?!#hes too shocked and angry to even properly get upset!!#Karaku loves everything you have to say. less so if its positive abt someone else. still listens tho. listening carefully for details..#he doesnt mind others eyeing you. youre perfect in his eyes. who wouldnt? still.. thats not gonna fly well.#Urogi loves when you seek him out but mentioning someone else... is bc you want to feed him right? ofc! you want to benefit him!#its cause hes your favorite! yeah! youre so sweet!!! ofc he'll get rid of someone for you both!!#Aizetsu's bashful. he feels put on the spot when calling him but hes always hoping you give him affection of some kind. always ready for yo#mentioning someone else was NOT what he wanted and now hes sad.. youre making him sad.. whats so important you had to bring that up?#The thought of anyone else makes him feel so exhausted already.. wont you comfort him instead? he needs you now.. atone for your mistakes#uwaa expressions.. uwaaa aizetsu releasing some of the tension in his brows when hes feeling upset towards you uWAA#i CANT RAMBLE ENOUGH IN THE TAGS SO WAIT FOR THE POST I HAVE IN THE BACK BURNER FROM SOMEONE ELSE WHO ASKED FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR!!!!!!!
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