#batblob is in the corner somewhere

[pastillcs]

while i am a very big fan of the "jason is bruce's carbon copy" headcannon i also like to think that he looks a Lot like grayson too- and it trips people up sometimes.

a sleep deprived bat could stumble into the kitchen and find a very broad, muscular back turned to them while making coffee (in the middle of the night) and they'll call out to them, only to be confused.

tim, delirious: mmh .. oh hey bruc-

muscular figure, turning around: ?

tim: *windows crash sound*

tim, convinced he's hallucinating: dickie?

jason, about to break the mug he's holding: you have three seconds to shut up before i make you mute.

dick, in the corner, slightly offended: hey, you should take that as a compliment!