#bbc merlin dogs? yeah fuck it

[fluffypotatey]

I remain to this day fucking IRATE that we are told multiple times that Arthur owns dogs and yet we never see them. Particularly because I know waaaay too much about medieval hunting practices and the kind of dogs he would've had and I am salty.

Show us the doggos, COWARDS.

i guess....i guess you could say....they forgot to....let the dogs out?

[vandalyssm]

Visitor's Gambit: BBC Merlin CYOA (Part 1)

Your consciousness slowly seeps back into the living realm as far off voices sound their mixed emotions. The flock of baritones and altos converge into whatever the opposite of a symphony is. Your brain’s too muddled to retrieve the word. A low groan leaves your mouth. Your eyes flutter open, adjusting to the light in the room.

“They’re waking up!” Why does that voice sound so familiar?

“Yes, Merlin. We can clearly see that.” That posh boarding school accent… No, it can’t be…

Your sight finally returns. And hoooly fuck.

Five figures have their undivided attention pointed at you, and it’s not the curious gazes that nearly made you piss your pants. No, not this time. It's the fact that they’re… they’re…

“Anon, are you alright?” Merlin asks softly, as if not to spook you.

Your mouth falls open, but the words lodge themselves in your throat. You attempt to form coherent speech, a syllable atleast, but you end up only opening and closing your mouth like a fish out of water.

Arthur raises an eyebrow, crossing his arms, and you notice one side of his mouth quirking up in amusement. Merlin, who stands beside you so close you can see the loose threads of his tunic, stares bemused. Gwen has clear worry in her eyes, biting her thumb. Morgana perches beside Gaius at the foot of the cot, both giving you equally appraising stares. They crowd around the cot.

Alright. Maybe slight piss. Tiny piss. Not that much, but—

“Perhaps we should step back and give them room,” Gwen mutters to break the silence.

The others murmur in agreement. Everyone takes a couple steps back aside from Arthur, who instead moves closer to you.

“Do you remember what happened? I recall you hitting your head quite hard during the fall,” Arthur states.

“Quite is putting it lightly, sire. We’re fortunate they even survived,” Gaius remarks drily.

...What should you say?

Play along. Play the fuck along. “Yeah, but my memories are a bit out of place with each other. Care to remind me?”

What are they even talking about? Why does it seem like they know me? “...No. What year is it? How did I end up here?”

Fuck it. “Look. I don’t know how the hell all of this is possible, how any of you even exist. But if you throw me to the gallows or the dogs or whatever it is you do with stupid people, I’d like to say: you all are insanely attractive.”

[shitakimooshrooms]

I HAVE FINISHED BBC MERLIN AND HOLY FUCK I AM SO SAD NOW WHAT THE HELL BBC!?!??!!

ok so my notes on season 4-5(I don’t think I did any for season 4 so yeah). Lancelot coming back made me upset. I did like the drama and we got to see that really nice dress Gwen wore at some point. Isolde and Tristan my beloveds. We got to see Hunith again! I don’t really have many notes on season 4. It was good. Definitely pushed my Arwen shipping to the max. Season 5; I loved evil Gwen but Elyan dying was really painful. I loved the use of Stockholm syndrome with Morgwen. Beautiful. Eira sucks and I hate that she played Gwaine. QUEEN GUINEVERE!!! More Leon screen time! KILGARRAH IS A BITCH!! I cried when Gwaine and Arthur died. The Dolma was an icon. Mordred and Morgana having a better sibling relationship that Morgana and Arthur. I honestly do feel bad for mordred. Like, if Arthur accepted magic into Camelot, would they come back to find him dead? Would he just no longer want to turn on Arthur because magic is free? Like what was the deal with that? BACK TO SEASON 4! HOW THE FUCK DID NO ONE WUESTION HOW MERLIN SURVIVED GHE DOROCHA!?!? ALSO WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY DESIGNED THE DEIMAR OR WHATEVER!?! ALSO IF UTHER KNEW THAT ARTHUR MARRIED GWEN, HOW THE HELL DID HE NOT KNOW THAT MERLIN HAD MAGIC??? CONTINUITY IS BULL!!! Also they did Kilgarrah and Aithusa dirty. Like, Killgarrah’s design had a lot of thought out into it but you never get to see any of that because he’s always in a dark dingy cave or in the dead of night. And I didn’t realize that dragons don’t have ears until aithusa showed up. Like they legit made aithusa look like a sick horse mixed with those white dogs with the red eyes. I’ll add more notes when I think of them.

[livvyofthelake]

fanfiction that makes arthur a businessman is so ridiculous like fuck off you took king arthur and said. yeah he’s a business major. are you fucking joking. like i get it if you’re going for a Heir To His Father’s Company thing but if you’re not it’s absolutely ridiculous like kill yourself. sorry that just slipped out. anyway if EYE was writing modern au bbc merlin fanfiction i would NOT make arthur a businessman. and i would NEVER make aithusa merlin’s pet dog. aithusa is like morgana’s fucked up little hairless cat. if you want merlin to have a pet he can have a goddamn lizard like the freak he is. and SPEAKING of morgana she is NOT dating LEON and she is NOT just arthur’s mean sister. once again i’ve suffered more than jesus having to read this garbage. ok goodnight for real

[daydream-believin]

MERLIN’S APPRENTICE & MERLIN’S CHAMPION || trollhunters

warnings: swearing

a/n: if rott gave me anything it gave me this idea

I KNOW I SAID “JUICY” BUT REALLY THAT WAS JUST THE ANGST POTENTIAL,, THAT IM NOT INDULGING IN THIS POST IM SORRY LMAO

OKAY WHAT IM REALLY TALKING BOUT HERE IS A GOOD MERLIN/ARTHUR BUT IT ACTUALLY WORKS

no sorry i haven’t seen bbc merlin don’t come for me i’m ignorant

OKAY SO

we know douxie kept an eye on the human trollhunter and co

but douxie’s really having a hard time convincing himself he’s just doing his job

he’s actually enjoying this a little too much despite how boring staying in the shadows is

and he’s kinda worried?

so he’s got this bright idea: you know what would better help him keeps tabs? if he befriends this person

and so he does

fuck merlin’s shadows

sod the rules

ofc he’s very up front about knowing they’re the trollhunter and that he’s merlin’s apprentice

we wouldn’t want that to become a huge festering secret that eats douxie from the inside out until the inevitable reveal when merlin calls them both to help with the arcane order and they realize they’ve both been lying to each other’s faces for months/years and neither of them know if they could ever trust the other again, right? — phew *catches breath*

but before you know it, mr. casperan and mx. trollhunter are best friends

he’s basically the toby to your jim

and you’re very happy to have a best friend like douxie

he understands that monster hunting hustle

he’s the only person you can vent to and actually talk about what’s going on without sounding like a loon

and douxie likes being able to tell someone all his frustrations with merlin, since you’re also in that boat with him

you spar sometimes. it’s fun, but you’re very careful not to accidentally hurt your friend (he’s extremely careful not to hurt you or wound your ego by effortlessly wiping you out)

ofc, there’s the occasional, brushing of hands, faces a little too close together, accidentally winding up on top of one another, purposefully winding up on top of one another 👀 you know how sparring be

you and douxie are a duo. a duo who have become trollmarket’s resident troublemakers, to vendel’s exasperation

you guys tease each other a lot

you do a lot of stupid shit, cause hey, now you have magic armor and a magic sword and a magic best friend, did you think you wouldn’t get up to some shenanigans?

douxie is your impulse control and he’s not a very good one, as he’s just as bad

truthfully archie has the brain cell

and pranks? gods the pranks. you two are always either pranking each other or you’re teaming up to prank some other troll who said smth mean to you in the pub. vendel had to personally put a stop to it (read: chew you out)

doux thinks the world of you tho, you’re such a noble knight, and likes to tell people about how you’re a cinnamon roll, so innocent, so pure

and then they meet you and you directly contradict those statements

trollhunter: i’ve never done anything wrong in my life, ever

douxie: i know this and i love you

(spoiler: you’ve done lots and lots of wrong)

doux spends an awful lot of time slinking around trollmarket now, and he’s in the know for everything that’s happening

(no more being kept in the dark for this wizard apprentice)

and doux knows merlin won’t completely approve of this, but hey, it’s not like he’s helping and thus directly disobeying

really, he’s not helping you at all, it’s really fucking annoying

okay so mayyybe the occasional healing spell. you’ve got those puppy dog eyes he can’t say no to

but you understand his sense of duty, or whatever it is that drives a follower, technically being a follower of merlin yourself

you respect the old geezer (as you have not been turned into a half-troll yet) as a wise mythical figure, and as your best friend’s father

and what a perfect match you are for each other, champion and apprentice, mutually being screwed over by a guy you both think has all the answers

you and douxie help each other grow in your self-worths, that you two are more than the chances merlin has given to you

unfortunately, mortifyingly, you have caught feelings.

douxie has also caught feelings, and is saying nothing yep you have enough on your plate without him putting this on you so he’ll just quietly pine and suffer don’t mind him choking to death in the corner when you take off your helmet and throw back your hair

y’all’s problem really starts manifesting itself as protectiveness. you are really protective of your wizard and he is really protective of his knight

lots of things said that are Not What Friends Say but neither of you really want to be the one to point that out

lots and lots of i love yous that slowly get more and more serious until it’s not exactly platonic anymore

and it’s just really nice to have someone to get coffee (or your favored hot drink) with at four in the morning after a tussle with a troll

and that’s basically how you and douxie spend the bulk of trollhunters, just vibing

as much as you can vibe, with all the changelings and shit trying to murder you all the time

then merlin wakes up and shakes up your world

you are aware of your impending doom

you’re aware of it

merlin keeps looking you up and down like he’s mentally making up the measurements of your coffin

and tbh the idea of fighting gunmar freaks you tf out

and you’re supposed to win that fight?

gods

you’re preparing for your nightmares coming true soon

truthfully you knew your fucking job had a 100% mortality rate

you don’t want to die with regrets

so

you spill

you spill all the things you’d wanted to tell him and how much he means to you and that you couldn’t bear it if you were a goner before he knew

miraculously, douxie feels the same and tells you all the things he’d been holding back and and what you mean to him and how much he wants to protect you, that you’re gonna make it, if he had anything to say about it

and everything is perfect for one night

now you have a real reason to win

not that saving humanity isn’t a big responsibility on your shoulders and definitely A Reason

but knowing douxie’s waiting for you, for the life you’ll build together after this, the peace you’ll both have, it’s absolutely a big motivation to give your all and come out victorious and survive

hahaha loser you don’t know about the arcane order

and then merlin uses your microwave to cook a weird potion

you and merlin are alone in the house, but there’s no real mind games necessary. you may have grown past thinking he was a god, but in the end, you’re still a follower of merlin, and if merlin thinks this could give you an edge, well, who are you to question his methods

doesn’t mean you aren’t nervous as your master hands you the bottle

yet you don’t even hesitate to drown yourself in the black abyss of the tub

whatever it takes amirite?

and now you’re a half-troll

a sexy half-troll, if you do say so yourself

yeah, no ‘i’m a monster’ angst here, you’re loving the power-up

you’ve got to treat it like a cool new power-up or you will cry actually tbh i lied about the no-angst thing a new body is disorienting

your only real concern is douxie

not concerned for long tho, he sees you and the first thing out of his mouth is “nuclear!”

and he senses your concern, so he does go out of his way to assure you that boy, girl, enby, or half-troll, he loves you for your soul, darling

also again half-troll! you is hot as hell so he’s not really losing anything here 👀

he makes sure you know that too, not to let any insecurities fester

him raking his eyes up and down you gives the opposite effect of the dread merlin sent down your spine doing it

anyways,,,

doux helps out a lot more in the eternal night

like helps merlin re-defeat and re-seal morgana

he’ll do it again in few weeks but with a bigger role you know, this is practice

thank merlin for that edge YOU ARE THE LAST TROLLHUNTER YOU ARE VICTORIOUS YOUVE GOT GUNMARS HEAD IN YOUR HANDS HAHAHA

but now you’ve got to go to new jersey

douxie’s been instructed to stay in arcadia tho 🥺

it’s okay, you’ll see each other again soon

sooner than you realize

and until then you talk each other to sleep every night over the phone <3

merlins glad, actually. he’s glad hisirdoux found some solace. even if it is with the lamb he was raising for the slaughter. maybe things will go okay for them. the time map suggests it might be so

hisirdoux may have done things in a way he didn’t quite approve of, but that’s because he’s becoming his own wizard, and merlin is proud

[the-lady-bryan]

So......

BBC merlin idea.

Quarantine fic.

It's 2020, and Merlin decided to be young again for a while. Arthur's still not back yet. All that shite.

Then the covid plague strikes. And ppl gotta start working from home.

Merlin works for some company, and with the staffing changes there's been a lot of people let go all across the company.

Merlin is the head of a department, and it's his job to get all the department heads together on a zoom meeting to get shit dealt with.

And people keep making excuses and eventually the day comes where this person is in the hospital, and they person just quit so yet someone else is having to get out into the calls contacts list.

And when Merlin, the last one to sign into that week's meeting finally turns up with he's like "what the shit is this???" And it's all the knights. And there's Arthur and he's like, "yeah..... So your boss, my mom, ygraine, she's not doing so good right now and is in the hospital. So uh... Hi. I'm Arthur and I'm your new boss I guess until mum gets better?"

And like, you see gwaine arguing with someone in the background and he's like "for fucks sake man I've been quarantined with old agravaine from accounting for eight fucking weeks. I'm gonna bloody kill him." And Gwen is like " hold on... I gotta go deal with this." And she gets up and goes to the door and it's like "LANCE! IM IN A MEETING! PUT THE SWORD DOWN AND BACK AWAY OR BOTH OF YOU ARE GROUNDED!" and when she comes back she's like, sorry about that. Husband's gotten a bit obsessed with swordfighting the dog using old cola boxes... Oh, Gwaine, just tell Aggy if he doesn't leave you alone I'm certain Morgana would be more than happy to hand over her expense reports."

And absolutely nothing gets accomplished.

[candicewright]

I was tagged by @lighthouse-on-the-sea Thank you💕

Favorite color: Purple💜

Top 3 ships: Merthur (BBC Merlin), Geraskier (The Witcher), Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens).

Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick!

Last song: I was listening to Marbles by The Amazing Devil while writing this so... yup.

Last movie: Joker. Again.

Currently reading:...nothing (besides, you know, a fuck ton of fanfiction). I want to start reading The Witcher but I also need recs. Help.

Last videogame: That I played or that I finished? Ooof, maybe Zelda BoTW? Or Fran Bow? It's been a while and I would like to get back into playing so if you have any PC or Switch game recs, let me know!

Cats or dogs or...?: Both? All of them? All the animals? Yeah, I want a farm. Or better, I want to live in the wilderness and become a spirit of the forest and then I can become one of them. Yup, that sounds like a plan.

I really don't know who to tag so if you see this, consider yourself tagged.

[loving-han-jisung]

20 things to know about me!!!

Thank you to the cutest @banana-shadow for the tag!

Name: Aleks

Age: 16 (almost 17)

Nationality: Polish

Languages: Polish, English

Fandoms you're in: Kpop, Harry Potter, The Maze Runner, Merlin BBC, Sherlock, Supernatural, IT and I think something more but I can't remember

Favourite movie(s): The Greatest Showman, The Host (2013), Titanic

Favourite TV show(s): does Miraculous counts as TV show? Ah yeah and Spn but it's not aired in Poland (well it is, but with a dubbing speaker, so yikes)

Favourite song: Save Me by BTS (and almost every SKZ song)

Unpopular opinion: I think it's okay to say that you think someone doesn't look good if it's not in a mean way, people are allowed to have opinions and we can't like everyone, but it's important to respect each other

Pet peeves: ajar doors, people yelling or speaking loudly, not respecting privacy (actually I have no idea what exactly a pet peeve is, so I hope this makes sense and if not then sorry)

Last book you read: Tristan and Isolde (I don't have motivation to read things for myself and not for school)

Usual time you sleep: I usually fall asleep around 3 am and wake up around 9 am, sometimes earlier and I take naps sometimes... my sleeping schedule is fucked up, thanks quarantine

Celeb crush: too many, but Han Jisung and Kim Jisoo are the loves of my life

Favourite movie genre: fantasy, psychological thriller

Favourite song genre: pop (includes kpop in it)

Cats or dogs: CATS!!! but I love dogs too

Pineapples on pizza: yes or no? YES DEFINITELY YES! (fun fact: for the first 13 years of my life whenever we had pizza, I ate only Hawaiian Pizza...)

Conspiracy theories you believe in: there are a lot, but I definitely believe in aliens and in ghosts and I'm actually open to believe in anything if someone has good explanations, like I once watched this video on Shane's channel about flat earth and the person had quite good evidence and explanations that I started believing it (I don't believe that earth is flat, just to be clear but it's easy to make me believe in something)

Weird obsessions: Miraculous, collecting tea, I have weird obsession about number 3 and odd numbers in general

A person you'd like to punch: there are a kit of people I want to punch, but if i could punch one person it would be Donald Trump

I'll tag: @soft-pentagon @different-felix @zimzalabinnie @astarwithhismoon

[xgoldentempest]

Tagged by @jazthespazz thank you !!!!

name: laura (i go by some variation of silver online usually)

nickname: my friend sometimes calles me lorde?

zodiac sign: i’m on the cusp of aquarius/pisces, and i’ve seen things saying feb 19 is aquarius and others saying its pisces. so. its complicated. but im 100% an aquarius because i’m a literal dumbass genius. 

height: like.... about 175cm? 5′9? 

languages: i ....... want to learn every language in the world but i only know english. been studying spanish for like 5 years now lol tho. still not very good. 

nationality: aussie!!!!! QLD!!!!! @jazthespazz

favourite season: anything that’s not over 27 degrees (aka australia in every month except like july)

favourite flowers: fuckin’ everythin mate... peonies. 

favourite scent: vanilla or sandlewood 

favourite colours: gold/pink/black? i like everything tho

favourite animals: hmmmmm i really love butterflies and like any kind of big cat.

favourite fictional character: (suddenly forgets evey piece of media every consumed) skdjksjdd i have so MANY ahhhh... literally everyone from fma:b, inej ghafa and kaz brekker from soc, the gangsey from trc, juno steel & peter nureyev from the penumbra podcast. FUCK, clarke griffin/bellamy blake/lexa from the 100, eric from sex education, bbc merlin. 

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: tea tea tea

average sleep hours: um. yeah. 

dog or cat person: i used to be a only-dog person ‘cause i’m allergic to cats sorta but i like them a lot better now. 

number of blankets you sleep with: either 1 or 5. no inbetween. 

dream trip: anywhere off-the-grid. but also like... every single country. 

blog established: i think like 2015????

followers: maybe 120?? idk i never check bc i don’t post anything. 

random fact: i play league of legends and hearthstone... not vry interesting but its true!

also i’m class of 2020 for highschool so fml rn !!!!!

i tag anyone who wants to do this lol idk who to tag! sorry lol

[thegeminisage]

5 headcanons for Arthur, Merlin, Morgana, and Gwen

ANON I LOVE YOU thank u

im doing these in reverse order bc i wanna save the best 4 last

GWEN:

i think she genuinely enjoys taking care of people. it’s a role she’s forced into a lot - she takes care of her dad, elyan, morgana, uther, even merlin and arthur once in awhile, even HUNITH - but i think she’s the kind of person who finds genuine fulfillment in doing that kind of thing (she picked FLOWERS for morgana just because), and if she hadn’t been the blacksmith’s daughter she would have made a fine apprentice to gaius herself

she’s a better rider than you. and arthur. and elyan. and morgana. and everybody

we never hear word one about gwen’s mom but i like to imagine she died just before gwen and morgana met (which i’m assuming happened shortly after morgana came to camelot) - and gwen, who had just lost a mother, could easily sympathize with morgana, who had just lost a father and was somewhere new and unfamiliar - and that’s why they became such fast friends

gwen is probably a few years older than morgana - i like to think she was morgana’s maidservant from the start, but i don’t think they would have let her be a maidservant to the king’s ward at age 10, so maybe she’s 3ish years older - not so much older she strays into big sister territory, but old enough to do the job required of her

nobody among the knights/guards really knew what to make of gwen or arthur’s feelings for gwen because she’s ??? just a serving girl ??? like they didn’t dislike her exactly and they respected arthur’s choice for the most part but they also didn’t know anything about her and couldn’t see why the fuck arthur would make such a stir over her when it would be so much easier not to. this changes 100% after gwen’s shenanigans with smuggling leon out of camelot; leon comes back singing her praises like ok ok i GET HER now y’all ain’t gonna believe how she got me outta that cell and on leon’s word (and because she’s elyan’s brother and he’s a knight now too) everybody else warms up to her too

MORGANA:

this is practically canon but she’s a lesbian, obviously. gwen was the first girl she had a crush on

this isn’t a headcanon exactly but i wish bbc merlin had had a better budget because you know who deserved a black cat familiar? morgana. like, aithusa made a wonderful foil to merlin’s relationship w/ kilgarrah and i would not wish aithusa’s fate on any creature let alone some poor innocent cat, but also, the IMAGERY...it could have been so good

this is also sort of canon but i think she dresses expressively, hence the goth look after she goes evil. @dellesayah​ & i joke about her “evil girl eyeliner” in season 3 but honestly look the way the girl wears 100% black in s4 and s5 i think the eyeliner was her own private expression of her inner angry goth post-poisoning when she still had to be wearing those colorful dresses to fool everybody into thinking she was the same good girl morgana in s3

same age as arthur. idk why most fics have her being older - tho i admit her being older but still not being able to inherit the crown is a VALID source of her rage - but if she was born w/ magic is makes the most sense for her to have been born after the purge started, aka after arthur. i guess it depends on when you think uther cheated on his wife lol. but i never really thought of morgana and arthur as having like an older/younger sibling thing - to me they were more like twins, so definitely within a year of his age, whether it’s slightly older or younger depends on how you feel that day i guess

wintertime birthday. i think arthur has a summertime birthday (more on that below) so it makes her a nice balance to him in that way

MERLIN:

the Most doting son ever. i imagine he had a few difficult teenage years (being a warlock and all) and that he still gets himself into trouble out of sheer stupidity sometimes but aside from that he was probably really well-behaved for the most part just because he didn’t wanna make his mama sad

autumn birthday, since we went there with morgana (to complete the quad in Balance, gwen’s would definitely have to be in the spring)

ok i know colin morgan had to like put on a nice “proper” english accent for the show because katie mcgrath didn’t have one but in my heart merlin sounds like a HICK (whatever the ye olde englishe/modern british version of hick sounds like, he’s it) and his accent only gets worse for all the time they’re at ealdor. like arthur THOUGHT it was bad he probably picked on merlin about it all the time but he had NO IDEA how bad it gets! none! and EVERYBODY in ealdor sounds like that except somehow EVEN WORSE! gwen and morgana think it’s UTTERLY charming but arthur is SO GLAD to get back to camelot and away from all that nonsense! and so then ok when they meet balinor in s2 (who speaks like a normal human being) he listens to merlin talk for 5 minutes and IMMEDIATELY knows exactly where the fuck he’s from. #hicksrepresent

merlin SAYS and BELIEVES he understands magic should only be used for great deeds blah blah blah but when he gets overworked and short on time, yeah, that armor’s gonna be polishing itself while he works on 4 other things at once - he just gets better at not being caught. it’s a great deed to keep arthur’s armor in peak condition, right? arthur says he’s a terrible servant but actually being magically aided he winds up being like...really good at his job, once he gets into the swing of it. he’s just fucking insubordinate always 24/7

*** ****** no i will not be taking constructive criticism

ARTHUR:

he knew they lied to him in 2.08. he always knew. canon evidence supports this in 4.03 he says “i lost both my parents to magic” listen to me he ALWAYS KNEW!!!

canon also semi-supports a summertime birthday - i read somewhere once that they made it a point to only show camelot in spring thru early fall so they didn’t have to explain why there wasn’t snow on the ground. arthur’s coming of age ceremony (which i assumed either followed or preceeded his birthday) was in the middle of season 1, which would have been mid or late summer, hence: arthur is a summer baby.

i really like the gay!arthur headcanon but i also think he and gwen have incredible chemistry and i really like their relationship so like...maybe gay with one genuine exception. also that boy EMBODIES internalized homophobia :( poor lad

fond of DOGS and sometimes HORSES but refuses to show it because that’s not very manly of him. he’s too into hunting to truly be an Animal Person but since you don’t hunt dogs or horses generally he has a very very secret soft spot

the writers didnt do this on purpose but in my heart i believe the reason he was willing to risk SO much to save mordred in 1.08 was because of what he did to that druid camp from 4.10......like at first yeah he tries to be hard-hearted about it & just do his fuckin job but i think once his conscience was tripped he couldn’t stand to see a druid kid die again under his watch for no good reason. he’d’ve never agreed otherwise, not even for a kid. he wouldn’t have ratted morgana out but he wouldn’t have helped her either

(send me a character & i’ll give you 5 headcanons)

[ariereii]

okayyyy so i just had a really weird dream. that included a dream within a dream (i thought i woke up, messaged my friend what happened then went back to sleep and had more of the dream but turns out all of that was part of the dream) (cw: n/sfw text. foursome/i cant remember how many people were in it, at least 4 but there was supposedly group sex happening in the dream, eventho i only remember the bit before it happening) also this is pretty long so buckle in.

so, i was in it at one point??? idk if i was at all times, but there was a thing like it was saying that the public (??? i think it was public like people watching from afar like it's a fucking sporting event, being recorded) group sex was (somehow???) to promote like you know. The opposite of toxic masculinity. like positive male emotion things.

And the people in it were like. a few characters from bungou stray dogs (I REMEMBERED THEM IN THE DREAM in the part where i thought i woke up BUT NOW I ONLY REMEMBER CHUUYA but Dazai might have been and I s2g I cant remember who else) also this character Justin from 13 reasons why????? (even tho i literally cant remember seeing any of these people. i just remember that's who i said was in it in the fake wake up part)

and tHEN at one point I was like, IN IT just before it happened, but then I was like (cw: unsanitary. v gross) "MY KNICKERS AREN'T CLEAN FUCK I CANT JOIN IN WITH THIS" and then all of a sudden I was Arthur pendragon from bbc Merlin in this weird thing that looked like a locker room for a sports thing (not school??) And he/I(?) asked Merlin to borrow some underwear and I think he agreed the scene just cut onto another one

also, before anything started (I dont remember anything actually starting but It Did) this dude was listening to music with headphones and i said "okay dont judge me remember some of that music isnt mine" bc for some reason the rest of the people there put music on my thing. and he was like "lol okay I'm gonna judge your music" and I made one of those jokes like "lol u just listen to music the whole time and dont even do any sex" or whatever the phrase was (which is the exact joke i would actually make)

And I THINK that headphones dude was this random guy from my highschool and primary???? But idk?? It sounds/feels like him anyway but in the dream Idk so???

(i realise that's makes it more than 4 ppl in it including me but dreams dont make sense but I remember there only being 4 ppl at 1 point)

This is where it gets extra complicated, cos I dont know how to explain/link this. and spooky.

We (me and the people in the group sex maybe??? Although it seems like the actual people changed and idk if I was actually me but yeah. But in the dream I'm sure the group of people I'm about to talk about and the people doing the sex thing are the same. Somehow) woke up in this thing and we like ???????? Got off the ground or something????? (Maybe waking up from the dream/something of having those foursomes or whatever???) And then had to walk through this thing???

And I cant remember why or what happened. But apparently they/we needed to figure something out, to get out, but couldn't.

At one point near the end or at the end they/we were like. "Okay we give up we're gonna go" so we walked to the exit and I remember this huge scary massive door-cage-like thing coming at us, trapping us and we were like "okay I guess we are staying" cos that shit was scary and we started to walk through the thingy and I cant remember much of that. Apart from at one point there was a lil tunnel to an outside area but we were still trapped.

(there was another bit that was linked somehow and I cant remember or explain this exactly but it was some spooky scary thing that was somehow related to those same people)

[itsybitsyparker]

@chavborn so I was bored on the plane back from Disneyland and wrote a texting fic for our muses. It’s a little bit Peter heavy because I’m more comfortable writing him sorry xD

Transcription of all online and/or Cellular communication between;

Agent: Galahad -saved as “Humpty-Dumpty” in Agent Parker’s phone Liaison: Parker -saved as “Webhead” in Agent Galahad’s phone

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Know anything about the Russian Government?

[Text: Webhead]: yea its fuckin shit mate

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Thnks for that. Know how to take it down?

[Text: Webhead]: blow it up?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty] U are quite likely the least helpful person on this planet.

[Text: Webhead]: love you too bruv

[Text: Webhead]: brb in north korea

-----48 Hours Later--------

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: So I blew it up

[Text: Webhead]: hah! me too

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: You blew up North Korea?

[Text: Webhead]: just a little….

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: ALL of it????

[Text: Webhead]: no!!!

[Text:Webhead ]: only most of it

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Why do I hang out with you? Seriously why are you my friend?

[Text: Webhead]: who else would b friends with u?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: *sends a selfie: it’s a photo of himself, on one side of him there's a gorgeous redhead with her hand clapped against her forehead, she's swooning against him very dramatically with a heel kicked up in the air, on the other side there's a handsome brunette man with expensive looking sunglasses and a Prada suit, the man has his arm slung around Peter and he’s giving the camera an easy going smile. Peter himself looks very smug, his hair is mussed and he has an obnoxiously bright tank top on that inexplicably has a pink yellow and blue frying pan on the front. They are all flipping off the camera*

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: These losers. Since birth. Screw you eggs.

[Text: Webhead]: don't screw me. Screw ur friends bruv daaaaaaaaamn.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: ……...heh.

[Text: Webhead]: !!!!!!! agent parker u dog

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Shut uuuuup!!

[Text: Webhead]: ah man wish i didn't have to. gunna tease u bout this for years mate but i gotta get SOME sleep before i’m on call again, ur off the hook this time pete.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: I hate you. Sweet dreams

[Text: Webhead]: *sends a kissy face and a dozen or so hearts*

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: I take it back. I hate you and hope you have nothing but nightmares.

_______________

[Text: Webhead]: i met fury today

[Text: Webhead]: almost shot him in the fuckin face

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: A sentiment I know well, what’d he do this time?

[Text: Webhead]: it’s not what he did but who he looked like bruv

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: ????????

[Text: Webhead]: u serious? u don’t see it? He looks like richmond fuckin valentine mate

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: That’s the guy who tried to murder everyone on the planet right? Wasn’t he like an internet billionaire or something?

[Text: Webhead]: yeah, that bag of dicktips…...u seriously don’t know who he is?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: You stole that insult from deadpool. Don’t steal insults from deadpool, he’ll start thinking you like him and then you’ll never be rid of him. Learn from my mistakes.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Also I don’t follow pop culture unless that culture has the words BBC, Buffy, or Star Trek in it. So I didn’t really know who he was until he tried to make everyone kill one another.

[Text: Webhead]: i think what u meant to say was; ‘thank you Eggsy for saving the world, you really are the best mate anyone could ever ask for i’m so lucky to even know you’

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: yeah noooooooooooooo.

[Text: Webhead]: :(

[Text: Webhead]: actually been meanin to ask how the fuck didn’t all the mutants and supers and other nutjobs you got here keep from goin completely mental and killing everyone? I mean, c’mon u guys are scary powerful u shoulda killed the US twice over yeah?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Actually your Merlin gave SHIELD and the X-men a heads up as soon as he figured out what was going on. We have a prison that was specifically designed to hold every known mutant and super at once if something like this happened (idk why, it’s kinda scary, I’m trying to find a way to discreetly blow it up) like a widespread loss of control type thing? So we, along with all the other not-so-secret organizations rounded up everyone with abilities and locked them away for the whole thing. Inhumane but effective. I must have gone pretty crazy though, I “woke up” and had broken all of my fingers and most of my toes trying to punch and kick my way outta there. Hurt like a bitch.

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: But thanks Eggsy, I’m terrified of what I would’ve done had I not been in there. Tell Merlin I said thanks next time you see him?

[Text: Webhead]: ……...shit. I don’t even know what to say bruv. you’re welcome I guess?

[Text: Webhead]: shoulda killed valentine slower with all the shit he put the people I love thru. shoulda taken my sweet time :))))))

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Honestly? Wouldn’t have blamed you, especially with what you told me had happened right before. Sorry about the previous Galahad. Glad he’s not dead anymore, he can join the ‘Resurrected Hero Club’ if he wants, we have tee-shirts.

[Text: Webhead]: …...me too...i just, yeah....it was...feelings, feelings and emotions and all that painful stuff.

[Text: Webhead]: wait!!!!!! WE???? when the FUCK did you DIE???

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: Before you freak out. I was only dead a couple months.

[Text: Webhead]: *sends a bunch of emoji’s that seem to have nothing to do with each other but all convey a general message of WTF with a generous helping of ‘I’m going to throttle you next time we see each other’*

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: So there was this thing with the Green Goblin. He kinda killed me, slowly and painfully….but I came back a few months later and now I’m fine. See?

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: *sends a photo of himself, smiling with a cheesy thumbs up*

[Text: Webhead]: *sends a photo back of himself in his trademark suit looking very unimpressed*

[Text: Webhead]: fuck you. you fucking die again without telling me and i’ll kill you

[Text: Humpty-Dumpty]: okay, next time i’m brutally murdered i’ll make sure to text you first.

[Text: Webhead]: good. nice to see ur bein reasonable.

[gracestealingcastiel]

Oh wow I was tagged :D

Yo, I was actually tagged.

Hello!! I was tagged by @galaxies-in-my-coffee and I guess I should just do it!

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 followers.

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Virgo

Height: Uh, 176cm or 5′7ft

Sexual Orientation: hetero

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw with a hint of Slytherin

Favorite Color: Purple, Blue and black

Favorite Animal: dogs that look like baby bears.

Average Hours of Sleep: I have a toddler.....

Cat or Dog person: I like both.

Favorite Fictional Characters: The Doctor [ha trick answer XD] , Bobby and Castiel from Supernatural, Lucifer [Supernatural/Lucifer], Uh Gabriel from wherever...I love Joe West because Collins deserves all the fucking love in the God Damn world and yes they let him sing in an episode I am SO satisfied by that.

Favorite Singer/Band: Oh Shit uh, classic = Guns and Roses, Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Mariana’s Trench, Fun, yeah I like music.

Dream Trip: Ireland and Scotland for sure, but I’d love to also go somewhere warm like Jamaica. 

Dream Job: I don’t know anymore

When this blog was made: Feels like forever ago, I’m gonna say at least five years 

Number of Followers: 785, 784, 785? I don’t know ya’ll keep unfollowing me DX

What made you decide to create this blog: BBC I think, I honestly think it was a mix between like me starting Merlin, then Supernatural and Doctor who, yeah just a big mix of fandoms..

Tagging the people now!!  @castiel-knight-of-hell @kittycat-cas @cas-you-assbutt-dean-needs-you @wizard-fallen-angel @flaminggeekymo @zombiesteps @katthedemonslayer @eliciaforever @aria-lerendeair @bright-eyes-thick-thighs @batsingotham @bitter-grapefruit @lamthetwickster @mishasminions  @sabriel-otp @deanmonslittleangel @greymichaela @waywarddaughtersofficial @why-not-sabriel @whitmerule

[jaolika]

Tag game IV

Rules: tag 20 spectacular followers you’d like to get to know better. I was tagged by @spiritofcamelot (thank you honey). 

Name: uhhhhhhhhhhhhellenhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nicknames: I prefer Em, but my pals call me Emi/Emil and that’s fine too Gender: female Star sign: scorpio Height: 173 cm whatever that is in ft.  Sexual orientation: I have absolutely no idea, I hate this question, I have to write a fucking essay about this in the future. Short version: I love kisses, please give me lots of kisses Hogwarts house: ravenclaw (but more likely a ravenpuff/huffleclaw) Favourite colour: black and gray but they’re not actual colours soo ??? green atm?? yeah I think I’m having a green feel right now, just any green Favourite animal: cats, I guess? Average hours of sleep: haha  Cat or dog person: cat person, I like dogs as well, though Favourite fictional characters: Robert Frobisher(both the book and the movie version)(they are slightly different okok), Gwaine in BBC’s Merlin, Q, ......Spock, (jfc why are they all male?), I don’t have a favourite character from YOI because they are all my babies and I love them Number of blankets I sleep with: two Favourite singer/band: this is like my least favourite question ever. I mean???? in what genre? in what mood? at what time of the year? Here have a fucking messy list: Hozier, Radical Face, the Cloud Atlas soundtrack(there’s three composers I don’t know how that works), Alexandre Desplat, Death Cab For Cutie, alt-j, Vampire Weekend, history maker by dean fujioka and piano music is all I’ve been listening to the last four weeks Dream trip: I kind of want to backpack around the world and not give any fucks about where whatsoever, but that means lots of money and ...vaccinations. I want to move to Ireland? OH WAIT I want to go to Canada yes that would be cool Dream job: eergh, next When was the blog created: I think it’s about two years old, I deleted my former one in 2015 or 2014, but I didn’t start using this one until resently because the 00Q fandom seemed so nice and I couldn’t stay away and I love you all Current number of followers: 25, but I think like 7 are real people or something, haha, lots of love to you all <3 What made you decide to make a tumblr: ...................when I first made a tumblr I had no idea what it was, but my best friend back then had one so I wanted one too. *deep breath* and then I ended up having a typical swedish-and-depressed teenager tumblr that later turned into a multifandom blog and then I ended up being a Star Trek blog for three years and then I deleted my tumblr because I was sick and tired of all the negativity haaaaaaaaaaaaa

SO HEY I’LL JUST TAG Y’ALL @therealpigfarts23​ @poffsan​ (are you alive? how are you? I miss your cute face???) @10moonymhrivertam @opalescentgold @saturn-in-retrograde @haffieliesel

[pyjamacryptid]

This is what happens when this menace: @how-about-i-just tags u in things: Name: Lauren Nickname: Call me PJ (there’s also a list of thirty others hidden somewhere but you will never find it) Zodiac Sign: Leo Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff and #proud! But I was a close Gryffindor (my friends and I reckon I’d be a hat stall) Height: 160 cm exactly (5′1″) Orientation: Demisexual!  Ethnicity: ooh boy I am a mixed smoothie of the British Isles (welsh, irish) and Europe (Italy, Germany) and Scandinavia (Norway), so in result I have the palest olive skin until the sun finds me and 50/50 I turn into the Copic marker colour; burnt sienna or I burn like fried eggs, there is no inbetween Favourite fruit: I hate fruit. I know, I’m terrible. But I do like rockmelon Favourite season: Autumn! Just right temperatures! Unless you live in Sydney and the weatherman said ‘cold all week’ but the sun says ‘hah, na m8, summer’s back for four hours, suffer’ Favourite book series: You cannot possibly expect me to choose. You cannot. This is a terrible question. (But Harry Potter, everything Tolkien, various Marvel comics [check out Ms. Marvel, she’s adorable], Narnia, Percy Jackson, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Journey to the West-- yeah I could go on) Favourite fictional characters: oh God, this question’s worse. (Harry Potter, [book]Ginny Weasley, Newt Scamander, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Tony Stark/Iron Man, Steve Rogers/Cap, Johnny Storm/Human Torch, Bilbo Baggins, Gimli Gloinson, Peggy fucking Carter, Merlin (bbc merlin), Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Yuri Katsuki, Vax’ildan, Pike Trickfoot, every Voltron character-- nope, nope I can’t do this, I’m trying to make this concise but this physically hurts me, we’ll be here all day) Favourite Flower: idek man, I like ‘em all, but lily of the valley is cute, and blue bells! Favourite scents: I’m one of those weird people who can’t stand strong smells, I have a really sensitive nose, but vanilla’s nice Favourite colour: BLUE Favourite animal: TIGERS. And dogs. All the dogs. Including wolf-dogs, also known as wolves Favourite artist/band: (I have no favourites, i hate choosing, uGH) Panic! At the Disco, Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Sleeping at Last, Ed Sheeran, Vancouver Sleep Clinic, and once again: I could go on Coffee, tea or hot cocoa?: HOT CHOCOLATE MY DUDE, I WOULD LIVE OFF THAT STUFF Average sleep: I’ve got insomnia, so falling asleep is a bad word, but roughly 6-7 hours, sometimes more if my chronic illnesses really wear me out Number of blankets I sleep with: Three currently, in winter, and summer is one Dream trip: um, everywhere. But Europe most definitely since it’s half my heritage, but I’d also love to see Japan and New Zealand. Last thing you googled: wtf is onenote and at the same time diy armour gauntlet How many blogs I follow: 77 Number of followers: 12 (this is a new blog) What I usually post about: Depends on what thing I’m currently obsessed with, but usually Voltron, shitposts, Marvel, memes, DnD/Table top games, Critical Role, random art, shitposts, Yuri on Ice, memes, Harry Potter, MEMES Do I get asks regularly?: noo, bc I’m a tiny, new blog :) What is your aes: idek ,,, i’ve got no clue,,, the colour blue, books, SWEATERS, parkour, story ideas constantly intruding my every thought, hugs (I hope people r getting hugs. if not i will give the hugs), memes, paint brushes n pencils n sketches idk That’s it! I’ve been #exposed

So, @brindebella (have fun getting tagged twice muahaha), @bat-failure and @ohgodsno! Sorry not sorry <3