#bc i feel unbelievably sexy when i do

[ghastbutlikegay]

hello fellow transmascs am i the only one who will see a hot guy and then immediately adopt whatever trait i find attractive about them

[livinahey]

Random astro obs bcs y not

Warning ⚠️ mentions of abuse and trauma

scorpio luminaries & luminaries aspect to pluto (especially harsh aspect) almost be always know when something/someone is gonna do no good to you. If they warn you ab something then just follow them. Bcs what they say is scarily often end up being true

Also, if from the first meet these natives STRONGLY dislike you even though you didnt do anything then yeah.... Youre the problem lol. No matter if youre everyone crush, everyone sweetheart, or whatever is that. Again, like I said before, they seems to always know when something/someone is not good

These natives can also scared of themselves bcs of this

I think we admire ppl who have our mars sign as their sun sign

Sag sun with water moon women makes the loyal partner 🥺🤧 be it business partner, in friendship, or as a lover. Don't leave them.

When you see mars square pluto native gets bad mood or even angry.... RUN

Bcs they can be so violent at that time and you dont want to see that

Same goes to cap moon 💀

Women with moon square bml (black moon lilith) always have the best glow ups ✨✨🤧 im so proud (and bit jealous lol) of you dear

Mercury in leo degrees (5, 17, 29) being sooooo charming. They be say "hi" only and you already weak(???) lol

Leo venus 🤝 cant go a day without boasting what they love, be it their hobbies, their job, their loved ones, their pet, or even the place where they live lol. So passionate

I'm not surprised if theyre the one that have many posts on their social media account

Ppl with big 6 at 6 degrees (virgo degree) can be seen as villain

Moon conjunct jupiter synastry: when the moon person getting humiliated/disrespect, the jupiter person be defending the moon person. Also, the moon person can have soft spot for the jupiter person

Natal aspects to sun i like are sun conjunct mars and sun-pluto any major aspects. The word "sexy" is literally made for them lol.

TW ABUSE

women with cap or cancer mars plsssss check again the man you choose to date or even marry. Bcs i often see these women end up experience being abused severely by their man in their relationship. Men often being intimidated by these women yet still wanna date them. These women do dating man that seems cool and amazing or even adorable person outside BUT UNFORTUNATELY it turns out that the man are the worst person ever. At worst case, the man's family dislike these women due to jealousy towards them. No matter how bad these women get treated by the man, the man's family will still defend the man and treated these women as if theyre the problem 💔

Also, these women can dealing with fucking crazy men that cannot accept being rejected by them atleast once in their life. Scary af

Gemini moon/mars are naturally funny without even trying ✋😭

Sag/pisces rising 🤝 always have ppl crushing over them and even become worshipping them

Libra rising are so beautiful and it seems unbelievable

Cancer rising and their terrible mood swing 🤕 yet still look like the most calm and unbothered person ever

Mercury-bml aspects culture is having what they say being questioned. And if they have sun-uranus aspects too then.... Good luck trying to understand them 🥴

Mercury-bml aspects is underrated funny placements imo. They be say questionable thing but idk i find it funny tho 😩

Scorpio rising and having traumatic experience/memories when they young that seems keep haunting them even until they become old :(

Also they often get disappointed by their family :( they can give all their family members a mountain of gold, being so kind to them to the point they forgetting their own needs and this scorpio rising still getting unappreciated & bad treatment. PLS APPRECIATE SCORPIO RISING IN UR LIFE !!❤‍🩹🫂 they are one of sincere people that often attracts evil eye that doesnt wanna see them being success

Whats with earth rising and having this disgusted/judging look 🥲

They can look at you normally and you will feel that theyre judging you even if they arent

Sag rising and leo rising 🤝 having beef with eachother

Same goes to taurus sun x gemini sun

Cap sun x virgo sun friendship be the weird yet funny pair

Every leo placement always have virgo placement in their life

They can have love-hate relationship with eachother tho lol.

And the same goes to every cap placement that always have aries placement in their life

You either love the opposite sex that has the same mars sign as you OR going "mehh" of them

Earth rising 🤝 secured financially. Maybe you never catched them worry ab not having money to save their life

Hey thank you for reading this so far!! I do these obs not bcs I wanna gain followers or what but bcs I found these things give me joy hehe ✌🏻 english isnt my first language so apologize for any grammar mistakes. be safe out there!! 🫂✨

[agustdiv1ne]

Ouuu can I request a soft dom Hongjoong and hard dom hwa with them tag teaming you? I think about it all the time. Like you could be just be relaxing on the couch and hwa just comes behind you and holds you down against the couch has Joong starts doing whatever he wants to you, and you can’t help but love every second of it.

i added consent bc consent is sexy <3 (nsfw under the cut - threesome, seonghwa is referred to as sir, brief hair pulling + choking, fingering (f receiving))

you're sprawled across the couch when you hear them sidle up behind you. two very distinct footfalls: one is heavier, the time between steps slightly longer, while the other is barely audible, soft, unassuming. your heart begins to race.

when they are quiet like this, you're in hot water.

you tense when you feel a body slip underneath your head, a lithe, muscled thigh now serving as a pillow. another, slightly thinner frame slips between your spread legs, an electric blue head of hair tickling your navel — hongjoong. that means seonghwa is the one you're laying on, a fact that's confirmed when one of his hands slides up to your throat.

"are you going to be good for us?" the man above you asks, his voice smooth. you know that this is his own way of asking for consent. you could simply say no, or your safe word, and things would stop here. instead, you nod. there has never been a time when you have felt unsafe with them — you enjoyed when they ambushed you in this way, really.

the fingers splayed across your throat press down. craning your neck, your inquisitive eyes meet seonghwa's, his own unbelievably dark. you gulp, your panties growing wetter by the second.

"use your words," he orders, and you stutter out a meek yes, sir. the pressure on your throat lessens.

hongjoong, tired of being ignored, diverts your attention to him with a hand diving under the waistband of your shorts, stripping them off of you along with your thin panties. you're rendered bare from the waist down, vulnerable to hongjoong's hungry eyes and seonghwa's domineering presence.

"so pretty for us," the man between your legs coos. his nimble hands smooth up your inner thighs as he drinks in the sight of your glistening folds. he glances up at you before his eyes trail up to seonghwa. "isn't she?"

you simply hear a soft hum in response. tired of waiting for something, anything, you whine, hips desperately bucking up a little to encourage hongjoong to touch you. the fingers around your throat slide up to grip your chin, unrelenting as seonghwa forces you to look at him again.

"be quiet, slut," he sneers, delivering a condescending squeeze to your cheeks. "or do you want to be punished?"

you shake your head in panicked conjecture until a tickle of pleasure licks up your spine. the stretch of two of hongjoong's thin fingers against your walls makes you gulp. you take a sharp intake of air as they begin pumping in and out, trying to keep your noises down to tiny little gasps that you wouldn't be disciplined for.

and you do well — for a while. even as you get closer and closer to the edge, you manage to hold it together, biting your tongue to hold your noises in.

until hongjoong's lips wrap around your clit.

you squeal in shock, your orgasm washing you a moment later. the pleasure overwhelms your senses enough for you to ignore just how badly you just fucked up. you are halfway back to earth when rough hands flip you over onto your stomach, one pair pushing your hips up and back towards them and the other pair looping into your hair and tugging hard enough for your head to jerk open. dazed, your glossy eyes find seonghwa's for another time tonight. the fire in his gaze sobers you slightly.

"you didn't listen, sweetheart," hongjoong says from behind you, tone drenched in disappointment. "even came without permission."

"you know how we don't like disobedient sluts, and yet here we are," seonghwa breathes, leering down at you, your head between his thighs — so close to his cock, and yet you're frozen under his laser-like gaze. a tight, painful grip on your hair is a reminder of your impending fate. seonghwa's other free hand moves to the zipper of his jeans, hard cock straining against the dark fabric. as he pulls the zipper down, the head of hongjoong's cock pressing against your awaiting entrance, a thumb teasing your other hole. you close your eyes, awaiting the stretch.

a snap of fingers from behind comes as a silent order to focus. you open your eyes immediately, though your newfound obedience does little to soften seonghwa's wrath nor hongjoong's willingness to go with it. the man in front of you wears an evil smirk as he pumps his rod-straight, red-tipped cock just inches away from your face. you fear the words that he speaks next.

"you're gonna take both of us, and don't even think that we'll let you cum."

oh, you're fucked.

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

Y’all need to stop whitewashing Miguel O’Hara but y’all also need to stop turning him into Spanish settings buzz lightyear ok.

I, a half Hispanic teen sat in the theater with my best friend and got so excited when they said that he loves empanada’s and when he and miles talked in Spanish for a second. I previous to Miguel O’Hara have never seen a mixed Irish white and Hispanic character. Just period.

I was so so unbelievably excited to have a character who was like me. This is why representation is so damn important I have never had that until now.He has an extremely similar face shape to me and I got so excited when I realized it I made a side by side of us to show it and sent it to all my friends I was over the moon. I have been self conscious ab my lips since I was little bc I feel like they are ‘too big’ and ‘too feminine’ but his lips look like mine and for the first time in forever I don’t feel self conscious ab them at all. I’m gonna be him for Halloween. And there are some people (98% of y/n writers) who are fucking him up.

A very cool and very correct poc made a post ab how they, as a black person experience racism in this fandom whenever they want to find Hobie content and all there is is people constantly over sexualizing him bc he’s black and tall (their post here) and they are right and it sucks. And people are doing the same damn thing to Miguel and it needs to fucking stop. If you don’t know how to write Spanish dialogue but you want to use it FUCKING ASK SOMEONE WHO CAN SPEAK IT FOR HELP. Stop turning him into this creepy severely over sexualized predatory super romantic guy who speaks in nothing but cookie cutter smut dialogue and google translate Spanish. He is a depressed dad with a dead daughter and a shit ton of pressure and it’s ok to have fantasies but not when the fantasies are clearly racist fetishization.

(also this is not ab people saying he’s sexy he is he has a fat ass no one is denying you that what I am denying you is making him a racist stereotype fetish)

last but not least if you are gonna draw a character with dark skin then draw them with dark skin it isn’t that hard and if you’re like ‘Nono I can only draw skinny white people’ then you can’t draw Miguel O’Hara fuck off.

@Violettfae

[randomsillyfangirl]

This is me trying - Pablo Gavi x Reader

Ok so this is my first time writing a " x reader " story + I was really shitty at writing romance last year but I think I'm better now 😭

Also some parts of this will relate to my life so sorry if it doesn't fit what you're looking for

warning: anxiety

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" they told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wastes like all my potential "

2 in the morning. Anxiety had filled your body as you remembered when you gave up. Pablo could feel you twisting and turning in bed, trying to fall back asleep. " amor? What's wrong? " the angry bird questioned you. And that's what you really didn't want to hear. " everything. nothing. I don't know." you said before hiding your face and sobbing.

This made your boyfriend quickly sit up and hold you close. " talk to me, y/n. What's happened? " and that's when you finally felt comfortable enough to talk about it. What gave you anxiety, and how much it ruined your life. Pablo knew about your anxiety, he helped you when it was difficult, but he had no clue you were feeling like this now. It broke him.

" I feel like- my anxiety is making me waste my life.." you said in between a mix of breaths and sobs, tears weren't only rolling down your face; but Pablo's too. " you haven't wasted your life. You're still full of potential to do anything." your loving boyfriend told you softly. You held him tight and asked him " do you promise? " and without hesitation he answered: " Sí, mi amor."

" and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad, I have alot of regrets about that "

You and Pablo never really fought now. At the beginning of your relationship with him, it was different...

" I can't stand it! I don't like seeing people fall in love with you whenever we go out! " Pablo yelled, after you two went on a date and you got checked out by two different guys. Pablo without realizing was taking all his anger out on this- out on you.

Without thinking, you snapped back with your first thought. " well maybe they wouldn't stare if you weren't a fucking famous football player!!" you were even louder than him, which Pablo hated.

" Excuse Me!? Are you blaming my job on this?! Are you fucking serious!! " your boyfriend matched your volume now. Only now processing your words, your whole body filled with regret and you started to shake your head sobbing. Pablo came over to you, to support you. " I didn't mean that.. I know not you're fault cariño.. "

That was back when you and Gavi had only been dating for a month. Now, dating for two yeats and engaged you still remembered the fight and went over to the love of your life and hugged him tightly, still regretting those words.

" I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere "

Your boyfriend was always so proud whenever you met success. As a (insert profession) and a footballer couple, you both saw success in your careers differently.

And you were obviously so proud of him.

Pablos biggest success? A tie between marrying you and winning the world Cup. He became the youngest Spanish player ever to win the world Cup, and it made you unbelievably proud.

He really was ahead of the curve in his career. And you couldn't be prouder.

" fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here "

Skipping this bc I have no idea, but here's a cute collection of Pablo pics as compensation 🫶

he's so cute I can't 💕

" pouring my heart out to a stranger, but I didn't pour the whiskey "

You only met the rest of Barça + their lovers when you and Gavi hosted a massive party at your shared home, to celebrate Gavis 19th birthday.

You were sitting at the kitchen table, talking with Mikky. You were wasted, as you were comfortable drinking at home compared to a club.

This was your first interaction with Mikky, but you could not shut up about your feelings for Gavi.

" he makes me sooooooooo happyyy " , " I love him more than anythinggg " , " he's so sexy when he's mad oh my godddd ", and you just continue, you really poured your heart out to a total stranger. But that stranger would soon become a person you couldn't imagine living without.

" I just wanted you to know, that this is me trying "

Sobbing in your arms, Gavi held onto you tight. " I'm really trying.. Trying to be good enough.." he repeated over and over. This was the first interaction after this training, he hadn't even showered yet, he hadn't even kissed you yet and he hadn't even taken his shoes off yet. You were just sitting on the couch, crying while you're boyfriend cried.

You assumed it was about training, and you didn't know much about football so you couldn't comment. You just held him tight, rubbed his back and tried to tell him that he's wrong and he is good enough as well as kissing his tears off his face.

Your boyfriend looked up at you, " I'm a good boyfriend, aren't I? " and then it clicked. He wasn't upset about training. It was because you were home sick. Being from (your country), you felt home sick of your family.

" amor.. I'm home sick because I miss my family. But whenever I'm away from you, even for a day I get home sick.. You're my home.." you confessed. You saw Gavi smile abit at the reassurance and nodded, kissing your lips.

You didn't care if he was all gross and sweaty, you misses kissing him. Even of he kissed you before going to training.

[moonjxsung]

Hey Star, I wanna ask you some silly question lol hopefully this is fun to answer!!

What’s your favorite hair color/style Jisung has had?

What’s your favorite Jisung solo song?

Favorite Jisung fancam?

Do you like it better when Jisung sings or raps?

Favorite Jisung era?

Do you think you and Jisung would make a good couple? (lol this one is for our delulu sides 🩷)

I have a conversation like this with my friend today where we asked each other silly shit about our biases and we legit talked for hours about it. I wanted to share some questions with you 💗

~🌷~

OH LOVE THISSSSS 😭🫶 my sister and I always talk about our biases for literal HOURS and it’s actually insane how long we can talk about the simplest little things pertaining to them. Thank you for asking these ahhh these were so fun to answer!! Here are the most condensed answers I came up with (bc let’s be real I could write paragraphs about this man😮‍💨☝️)

1. I love love LOOOVE Jisung’s natural hair, either black or a lighter brown. I always tell my sister his natural hair reminds me of a Korean Flynn Rider (the smolder and everything😭) and I think it suits his prominent eyebrows so beautifully and he just looks so boyfriend!! Second fav is the silver/blonde hair… he literally looks like AI with silver hair like he does NOT look real 😧🫶 Jisung definitely sits on my personal list of top 10 best looking idols and he also looks UNBELIEVABLE in person. Pics for reference but there were so many to pick from omg I had a field day on Pinterest fr

2. I’m obsessed with Run!!!! I think it’s such a fun song to listen to while I work or run errands or something. It has such a unique beat and it just feels very Jisung to me. Also I know it’s not technically a solo song but huge Muddy Water enthusiast too specifically for Jisung’s part 😵‍💫🤌 I died hearing it live at the Maniac tour he is SO talented

3. THIS WAS HARD…. I’m gonna go with the Maniac fancam for Show Champion OR the S-Class fancam for Mcountdown. I love when Jisung knows he looks good and just exudes confidence and talent like the Maniac one, he’s so sexy fr ☹️ the S-Class fancam is one of my fav outfits he’s ever worn I just think it’s so unique and the whole vibe of it feels so space-like 🪐☄️ fun fact I actually tried to buy his exact vest SO many times but they were always out of my size so I ended up getting Felix’s Psychonaut vest instead (by the same brand) their stylists should’ve gotten a raise for those outfits fr

4. I love both so so much but I’m very partial to his rap! I think he has one of the most unique voices amongst 4th gen in terms of rap and he just has such an effortless and smooth flow. Such an ace in so many ways and his rap really solidifies that for me every time I hear it. He also sounds exactly the same live and it’s so clear he’s just naturally gifted when it comes to his rap !!

5. Honestly it sounds like a copout but I have to go with Rock Star era only because he seems so HAPPY??? I know 5-star was a pretty rough era for him and we barely heard from him + it was clear he was maybe going through something (Jisung my beloved ☹️) but it was so good to see him smiling so much this comeback and just joking around with the members again and enjoying his stages. Happy Jisung is the best Jisung 🥹 also his stylists did NOT hold back with the fashion like we got slutty little Jaist™️ for so many stages and his outfits were all so god-tier

6. Ahhh my favorite question 🫶👼 and I have to go with a resounding no unfortunately 😭 I would LOVE to say we’d make a great couple but honestly I think Jisung and I are too similar in so many ways and we would get sick of each other pretty fast. Or at least he would get sick of me ☹️ we’re both often the entertainers among our friends/family or always the ones making others laugh and just being silly, and I think together it would hinder one of us to only let the other be the entertainer. We also both tend to get a little moody (not that it’s a bad thing!) but I feel like our communication skills wouldn’t be great when we need to be left alone or we’re just experiencing a low before we feel high again. I think we’d also spend most our our relationship asleep (I’m like 24/7 tired I think I have hypersomnia or something lol) and we probably wouldn’t make a great effort to spend quality time together or plan cute dates. People always say you’re very similar to your bias and compatible to your bias wrecker (in my case Felix) and I think that’s so true! That would never stop me from trying with Jisung though we can just take naps and be goofy together for however long we can stand each other 🤭

TYSM FOR ASKING BESTIE I LOVED THIS SMMMM I LOVE YOU 🫶😭🩷

[bylertruther]

man makes a post specifically about /mike's/ level of comfort to do overtly gay shit, and how often it's /will/ who gets written as the uncomfortable one, people read it on mike and will's ability to do public gay shit /together/ in hawkins. okay

stopppfbshsjsbsbd it's ok 💔 the mike angst jus doesn't hit like the will angst does on bylertruther.edu.gov i guess.. they were going based off of someone else's tags so thts why it steered tht way i think.

one day we will be able to acknowledge that mike's inability to withstand even the most innocent and brief of touches with will specifically and his constant pushing will away and hyperfocusing on el may be something more in the realm of mike struggling with his sexuality and his feelings and choosing to focus on the less scary and more "normal" thing as a means of trying to get control over his situation instead of just.... (looks at the gen tag) assuming that mike is a gay disaster with no depth who is in a relationship with a girl he knows he doesn't romantically love but obviously that's as deep as that goes and there's nothing more to it or troubling about that at all? okay ❤️

mike can't hug will, can't even brush arms with him, but that's just because.... (checks tag again) will is so unbelievably sexy that it melts his brain? ok. mike is in a relationship with a girl he doesn't like Like That or in the Correct way and he STAYS in it even though he feels like shit and tries his best to make it work and worries the entire time over it way more than even she does.... but nah. he's fine! he's got that shit on lock bc he's clearly the king of compartmentalizing and self-acceptance. he'll jump right into that gay shit easy peasy and kiss will on the mouth asap!!

like. jdvdjsnshahajsn. rambling in this ask bc my tummy hurty which is making me feel like my brain is a box of bees tht someone just shook but i just. mike as a character is so endlessly fascinating there's an entire WORLD to explore in him as a queer dude in his precarious position like. it's a wealth of angst it pulls at your heartstrings he feels so much but he can't express it he Refuses to express it until he has no other choice and they're at the literal end of the fucking line he ruins things and then he tries desperately to fix them he knows his loved ones so well that he knows just where to strike and what to say to make it better like he's just . he thought he had to let go of what he loved to be a man he quit holding and touching his gay best friend that he has feelings for and tossed him to the side in favor of his gf who is supposed to resemble him.

i just. HE LITERALLY DOES THAT WITH NO ONE ELSE?! AND YOU GUYS (/gen) THINK ITS WEIRD AND CRAZY AND OOC FOR HIM TO BE HESITANT TO DO GAY SHIT..... TO BE SCARED TO ENGAGE WITH THAT PART OF HIMSELF EYES WIDE OPEN KNOWINGLY WALKING INTO THE LIGHT AND EMBRACING THAT LARGER THAN LIFE CHANGE WHICH IS SO OFTEN A DEATH SENTENCE........ YOU THINK IT'D BE WEIRD OF MIKE WHEN WE ALREADY KNOW HE DOESN'T ALLOW HIMSELF THE SAME GRACE, UNDERSTANDING, OR ACCEPTANCE AS HE DOES OTHERS?

takes a deep breath and plops down on ur dash . i jus have a lot of Mike Feelings okay ...... i see an opportunity to speak on him n i Take it!!!!!!! there is so much to him and his experience and people just don't want to come anywhere near it or any of the possibilities and it Kills me it really does .

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Hi there! I um…

okay this is like, unbelievably awkward for me but I’m in a catholic school for Highschool which means catholic sex ed and I’m not totally down for that so here are my questions because I have no clue about anything and I’m fifteen and idk why I’m telling you all of this I’m word vomiting and I’m so so sorry.

okay so um. I think I might be ace because I have no interest in having sex and to test that theory I read some novels featuring sex scenes and I did. Y’know, feel something, but like, Idk how to do the pleasuring yourself thing. And um. I was wondering if you had any tips on that that can be done without the use of purchased products or putting anything up there and oh my god this is so awkward I’m so sorry I love your blog and it’s been incredibly educational for me so thank you and im rambling again.

anyways also my period is like, a month and a half late and I’ve never had sex so I can’t be pregnant so any tips about that bc idk if it’s the lack of proper food water and sleep or if I’ve fucked something up internally when I tried to test my ace theory.

super sorry for the incredibly awkward ask I just don’t have anyone to ask irl and… y’know imma just send this. I am so sorry. Thank you for your time and I’m so sorry again.

hey anon,

thanks for sending this ask; I'm glad you did. my best friend's first college boyfriend also got a catholic sex education and he once sincerely asked her if she wanted to use shampoo as lubricant for shower sex, so I feel like I have a pretty good frame of reference for how little information you're working with here.

to your most pressing question: the great news is that it's extremely easy to masturbate without a toy or penetration; you can just start touching stuff in absolutely whatever way feels good to you! if you'd like some tips, I'd recommend starting with this video from sexologist Lindsey Doe and checking out more on her Sexplanations channel if it feels helpful - she's made quite a few videos covering masturbation!

(despite the age restriction, this is actually a very tame video that consists entirely of a very kind, fully-clothed woman cheerfully offering some advice on jacking off.)

there are a lot of reasons your period might be late, but reading a sexy book and masturbating isn't one of them. the only POSSIBLE way you could alter your period by masturbating would be if you caused some kind of internal damage, in which case you would probably know and hopefully be receiving urgent care. having irregular periods is pretty normal when you're young, although they can also be caused by stress, hormonal fluctuations, medications, excess exercise, and insufficient nourishment. many possible causes, but arousal is not one of them!

and circling back to the start of your ask, you absolutely can be ace and still enjoy reading sexy scenes and masturbating. tons of asexual people do! you can be ace and explore your own sexuality as much as you want. you don't need permission but I am giving it to you.

[startreatment]

literally no one asked, but i'm listening to midnights in full (again) to see if my opinion's changed so! a little track by track review!

lavender haze - i got it the first time. nothing bad to say about this track tbh! really like the melodies, it's catchy and feels fresh and new. well, it kinda reminds me of false god in a sense? maybe it's just the sultry nature of the track. 8/10

maroon - this fuck ass song. the metaphors are giving "high schooler trying to write poetry" at times, the chorus is just. . . no, thank you! earlier on twitter i said that it feels like too much and not enough at the same time? her vocals are clearly the focus, but i don't particularly enjoy the melodies on this one, so. . . don't like the production either actually! it's kinda like afterglow but worse in every way to me. the outro's nice though, i love her voice! still i skip it every time it comes on shuffle and roll my eyes every time i see maroon praise on the tl. 4/10

anti-hero - actually a lot better than i remember! that sexy baby line still catches me off guard every time tho. the bridge is very funny TO ME! i kinda see the vision now i think. maybe! idk. the verses are kinda there, don't really do anything for me (which is actually a problem with most track on this record, now that i think about it). nonetheless it's like a 7/10

snow on the beach - genuinely a great track, even though i never get the urge to listen to it. love how dream-like and hazy and Cold it sounds! like a particularly frosty night in the middle of december. it's a very purple track as well, if you know what i mean. i like it! some of the lyrics are questionable ("life is emotionally abusive" is just not it for me SORRY).

ALSO the "weird but fucking beautiful" part is incredibly annoying to me . . .something about it is so lana that i just can't stomach it, it makes me physically cringe. when i do listen to the song, it's always the clean version lol. also i just couldn't give less of a shit about lana and i'm glad she didn't get a verse! 8.5/10 tho, a beautiful track.

you're on your own, kid - i get what she was going for, and if it weren't for jack i would've loved this one a lot more bc lyrically and vocally it's very very nice! unfortunately they both hate me. oh well! 8/10

midnight rain - love the concept, but the execution could've been wayyyy better tbh. lyrically it's a bit corny at times and production-wise it's nothing to write home about, but it's not outrageously horrible, so i guess a 6/10?

question...? - i have the bad taylor swift songs enjoyer gene so TO ME this isn't half as bad as everyone makes it out to be. the bridge is meh, but the melodies are very fun! lyrically, it's kinda all over the place, but i still get it . 7/10

vigilante shit - look. didn't i just say i have the bad ts songs enjoyer gene? it could've been in my top 5 if the production was even a tiny bit interesting. lyrically? it's atrocious. unbelievably corny, this weird mixture of edgy and awkward only taylor can achieve. in other words, PERFECT !!! it kind of reminds me of lwymmd, if lwymmd was like 3 times less cunty and camp, and like 10 times less interesting production-wise. vocally, she delivers though! very sexy, playful and fun!!! we could've had it all!! jack had other plans, i guess. 6/10

bejeweled - really fun. one of my favs since day one, actually! loooove the production on this one! the synth (? i don't know shit about instruments btw) makes me think of those 3-in-a-row games and it's just Perfect! love those "nice!" moments, love the chorus, love the bridge. in the famous words of Taylor Nation, let's reclaim the land, uk swifties! 8/10

labyrinth - too boring, sorry. i've seen someone say that if this song were on folklore, swifties would "give it the attention it deserves", and i couldn't disagree more. it's just not It lyrically, sorry. 5/10. SORRY. genuinely don't understand why she put this on the record instead of something like would've, could've, should've, or the great war or even glitch (which would make the bejeweled -> karma transition seamless. do you guys think we'll ever get a solid ts album tracklist that makes sense? i doubt it.)

karma - again, i got it the first time. verses are boring and if i could, i'd only listen to the chorus+the bridge, but it's still soooooo FUNNNN!!! like. karma is a cat purring in my lap cause it loves me. that chorus melody is Insane and her vocal delivery is top notch. she's a pop mastermind. 8/10 only because the verses suck otherwise this would've been a 10 and i mean it. i like pop music a lot btw.

sweet nothing - really sweet. doesn't make me feel like i'm slipping into a coma, unlike labyrinth. beautiful piano, beautiful melodies! like a 7/10 maybe. should've been a tad shorter i think.

mastermind - i wish it didn't suck this bad production-wise. i think the concept's really fun - a song about being a mastermind from a woman known to leave easter eggs everywhere she goes. the idea of working hard behind the scenes trying to construct a perfect love story for you and your lover... i get it. unfortunately, it's also . . . boring. 5/10.

not gonna do the 3am tracks and hits different because they're all great and i don't feel like writing out "this has great lyrics!" 7 times in a row. i do have to say that dear reader is the worst thing ever because JACK ANTONOFF. like it just makes me want to throw up how much i like the lyrics and how shitty the song sounds. goddamit.

it's a 6.7, according to my calculator!

[dollsuguru]

Yooo kairoOoOo tell me tell me what horror movies suit various jujutsu chars?

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG WAIT ANON……….. BIG-BRAINED BEHAVIOR??? do you mind if i give characters that the jjk men remind me of instead :3 🎃👻🎃

suguru: GHOSTFACE. it’s canon that he’s ghostface… no one can tell me otherwise okay <3 he’s taunting & charming, and has an air of flirtation/almost seduction when he talks! he’s manipulative and begins to scare others as he continues to speak — becoming very intimidating/dangerous. also the Vibes are just so suguru-coded (is this bc of that art that i saw of him as ghostface… well yes. op was big brained for that!)

toji: jason voorhees. this is a personal hc simply bc jason voorhees is one my favorite horror characters :3 which is so funny bc even jason has more of a moral code than toji (jason won’t kill sweet children… and we all know what toji did…….. NDJDNDNNDNDND) OKAY BUT. i love jason bc he’ll kill practically anybody else! he kinda reminds me of having heavenly restriction with being more impervious to attacks than a normal person! also i love the idea of serial killer!toji & i love jason’s mask so <3

nanami: hannibal lecter. this is just kinda sexy thinking about it… cannibal nanami… therapist nanami… just dark and so fucked up and now i kinda wanna write a fic about hannibal lecter!nanami……… sigh……. added to the halloween wip list <3 he’s just unbelievably intelligent, cunning, and despises those with bad manners/etiquette/those who are rude. i feel like nanami as hannibal would actually make SO much sense!

satoru: annie wilkes. hiding behind a cheery façade??? gagged gojo a bit… i think her innate brutality/cunningness is similar to satoru’s in a way! going from kindness to sinister heinousness is delicious and i think would fit satoru SO well!

sukuna: freddy krueger. i feel like this is SO obvious omfg… just a SADIST. loves invoking terror in his victims and essentially playing with his food before he kills them. he’s depraved and finds sick joy in killing and that’s LITERALLY sukuna to a tee!

[arachine]

tag yo fav writers sis, put me on. ion want no stale shit on my feed, whole lotta st writers ain’t doing it fa me 🫣

i'm still fairly new to st tumblr but here are some of my lovely mutuals n favs so far 💞 some of the blogs listed write for black! readers, however, some don’t but they are just as inclusive!

@aniqua — my main one, since day one 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽 ! niq is just such a creative, ‘m always looking forward to whatever she posts bc i just KNOW it’s gonna eat. if you’re looking for fun concepts, thrilling series’, and inclusivity, then you’ve got it in her! + she is quite literally the CEO of bimbo! reader (also, she’s primarily a peter parker & shadow and bones acc but she’s about to drop an eddie fic so stay posted!)

@moonlane — the sweetest bby, with the best, most amazing energy ever! and so, so, so attentive to her mutuals and anons. all of her fics r so well crafted and aesthetic + she has so many good black reader fics to choose from :)

personal fav ; pretty brown eyes

@unsheath — another sweetie! their prose is so unbelievably amazing and you can just tell how much effort goes into their work! + she’s black so 10/10 if you ask me <33

personal fav ; untitled drabble

@theonetrueneohero — their fics be having me TORE TF UP! lemme tell you smth, ‘cause if you don’t know, you about to!

words can’t even begin to describe how i feel about their fics. they’re just so sexy and raunchy?? but also comedic? and tooth-rottingly sweet, and god…idk, man. just trust me on this, they’ll change your life 🤷🏽‍♀️

personal fav ; eddie “psycho-nerd” munson

@ringpop-poppy — another amazing writer with the sexiest, most filthiest, downright degenerative fics ever. i was mutuals with poppy on my main for the longest but when i tell you this is one of the best accs to be following, i’m not kidding. one doesn’t just read a poppy fic, you have to join the cult. it’s a lifestyle (she hasn’t really posted a full fic yet but when she does, prepare your mind, body and soul pls).

honorable mentions: @cesot (my ride or die, the fire in my loins, my LUVA who hasn’t posted a full fic yet, but will be dipping her toes in soon!), @wiltedloves (a new mutual who writes mainly for black! readers but i haven’t had the chance to run through their acc yet!) and @cupidoll (another new mutual whose acc i haven’t had the chance to stalk yet but i know they write for black! readers too >.<)

[joonberriess]

i read kerosene as soon as it came out and i cannot stop thinking abt it…. literally one of THE best jk fics i e ever read gurl u are amazing at this it’s unbelievable!!!!

jk is so crazy and obsessive, you really had me on the edge the whole time tryna think of what he was gonna do next and i really did NOT expect that ending 😭 he be one crazy (but sexy) mofo and i too would risk it all for him…. tho to be fair idk if oc knows what she’s gotten into HAHA

this fic really deserves a part 2 but also no pressure if it’s not in ur plans!! just wanted to let u know how much i enjoyed ur fic and i hope u keep blessing us with ur amazing writing 🫶

TYTY for enjoying!! i really appreciate it hehe, we’ll see if i feel like writing a pt 2 but most likely no bc i rlly didn’t have much in mind when i was planning this fic.

[tsunflowers]

these are the characters from my hit never to be written harem isekai novel "physician, heal thy elf"

main character, the physician. I couldn't decide on a gender for them so I just didn't give them one. they do have boobs though. their default expression is exhausted and bored but they do experience other emotions. in life they worked with patients who weren't being taken seriously by other doctors due to rare or misunderstood conditions and when they were isekai'd into a situation where they had to care for an elf with a rare untreatable illness they felt like it was a cosmic joke. unbelievably patient and kind despite a stern exterior. people they've helped become extremely devoted to them

the elf queen is a total milf who thinks only of her daughter and her kingdom. a little bit ditzy bc those are her only thoughts but she usually passes it off as being serene. I’m thinking of her like yor from spy x family if she didn’t kill people

the elf princess is like a sickly baby bird. often confined to bed and has tuberculosis cough. her condition is probably something that’s plagued the royal family for generations but no one knows what it is in spite of that and it makes the physician so mad. their predecessors were Not keeping good records. she’s your classic girl who doesn’t leave the house so she lives out her fantasies in romance and adventure novels. she’s always begging the physician and company to tell her stories of their travels and not leave out ANY of the details (she wants to hear the sex stuff). I picture her wearing a very sexy translucent nightgown all the time but these are the limitations of dollmakers

the male members of the adventuring party/polycule

the wolfboy is a big guy who's super chill and easygoing. there’s nothing to hate about him. except the other werewolves are all pissed off bc he goes around in his halfway form like a common beastman. but he’s a chef so he has to use his wolf senses to sniff out rare ingredients, which is why he wants to travel around with the physician looking for herbs

the catboy's mom is a renowned sorceress but he’s not particularly magically gifted so he has access to his family’s luxurious lifestyle but also a constant sense that he’s a disappointment. he wants to find something to make his mark in and become famous in his own right but he’s also profoundly lazy and only interested in get rich quick schemes. and he’s rude as hell

the female members of the polycule/adventuring party (the elf princess is part of the polycule but not the adventuring party)

the orc girl is considered a top class woman among orcs who’s very feminine and dignified but pretty much no other culture would feel the same. this doesn’t shake her bc in her own eyes she is already perfect and has everything figured out. she is the main character of her own life and is just on this journey to see what life is like for other people

the lamia girl is mysterious and quiet, revealing few details about her past. very “wouldn’t you like to know?” with a sly smirk. this is a persona she’s created bc she’s very shy and lamia are so rare that people seem to expect a woman of mystery. I’m thinking that she’s autistic and she loves to catalogue the world around her in a series of sketchbooks. but she’s worried people will think it’s cringe so she cultivated this air of mystery so she doesn’t have to talk about it

[kinkymagnus]

Okay, but what about Alec coming across an report of Magnus getting caught being indecent or a report of Magnus doing something that Alec finds sexy somehow and of course it's old and the Shadowhunters who wrote it have exaggerated and slur shamed Magnus, but instead of getting mad or jealous...

....Alec jacks off on the report, imagining Magnus. He obviously then turns bright red, stuffs the report in his bag, makes a mental note to recreate it later. But when he gets home, and asks Magnus to get something out his bag, BC he forgets, and then Magnus finds it.....

The Alec that Alec is in unbelievably, uncontrollably turned on by Magnus, that he has to have been right there, bent over the kitchen counter, whispering in his ear that he read about all the dirty things he's supposed to have done and they recreate all these things that old school Shadowhunters shamed Magnus for but in reality, it's their own HOTI so desperate for Magnus.

well on one hand i like the idea of the big fuck you of like something magnus was shamed for being something alec is specifically so into and wants to do with him on the other hand i feel like alec would still be more upset than turned on at a report insulting/attacking magnus, especially bc if he was being "indecent" it's more likely that this was someone either violating his privacy (a raid on pandemonium or something???), being queerphobic in one way or another ("being indecent in public" often means "being visibly queer in public"), or like. magnus said a flirtatious one-liner or innuendo to piss them off. in which case we're kind of just back to "shadowhunters being total dicks to magnus and while alec admires how he handles them easily he's more sad/upset/angry on his behalf that he had to handle them at all" i think

[mellomadness]

shameless gushing about my boyfriend you’ve been warned

Okay so my boyfriend has been growing out his hair recently, and OOOOOOOOOOOOOH my gOOOOOOOOOOOD it’s doing something for me. Not to say or insinuate any sort of attraction decline in the nearly 5 years we’ve been together, but this new hairstyle is LITERALLY giving me butterflies in my stomach, like I feel like I’m falling in love with him all over again. He’s a very handsome person to begin with, but he’s got the 90s Leonardo DiCaprio heartthrob type hairstyle like fucking Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet rn and I CANNOT get over how FUCKING AMAZING he looks 🥵🫠

plus—and I know he’s sensitive about this—he’s gained a fair amount of weight recently, and oOOOOoooooOoooOooOoOOOOOOOH LORD 🥵🥵🥵 I have to be careful because I know he’s not too fond of it, and he wants to lose weight (and has begun exercising more to achieve that) but. I don’t think he truly realizes how much I have to physically restrain myself every time he raises his arms up and I get a peek at his belly. I know the societal ideal is a muscly lean man—but I am not society and I am LOSING MY MIND over his body. He’s just so fucking perfect

And like. I’m supportive of his weight goals, I understand that he doesn’t feel comfortable being as big as he is—I don’t want him to ever be unhappy in his body. But. His body especially rn. Is just. So fucking attractive. I cannot stress this enough. I literally have to excuse myself sometimes bc he’s in work mode (he works from home) and I catch a glimpse of him stretching casually or smth and I gotta. I gotta go. I can’t or else he will never get work done

And like. I let him know every day how much I love him, how handsome he is, how fucking unbelievably sexy he is. But I always feel like my words are so fucking understated compared to the FERAL SCREAMING GOBLIN in my brain every time I see him—which is all day every day bc we live together and we both barely leave

Anyway. I love this man so much. Not just his body obviously—we’re almost 5 years in, that would be supremely shallow—but when we started dating he was a solid 9/10 if I were to rate him. Now? He’s regularly breaking the scale, casually, and I don’t think he understands how often his beauty absolutely fucking DEVASTATES me

[strawbnetwork]

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