#bc that would be so funny

[gobliiine]

wait but are the hells about to get winter outfit variations

+ is Dorian going to put together a pretty summer outfit and then immediately be told they’re going to the tundras and he cannot wear the chiffon shirt he just fucking bought

[dteamain]

Hello, hello! Flower delivery time!

It's been a wild few days, hasn't it? And more to come as well. Everyone is very busy, but I hope you have a bit of time to accept this delivery.

🌺🌷🌸🌼🌻🏵️🌹

The card attached says:

I'm sending you flowers as a reminder to take some time to smell the roses :) (well, the whole bouquet in this case)

Enjoy the moment, relax, have fun, take time for yourself if you need to. You deserve it!

guys i am going on vacation next week and i'm so excited and i also have a queue all set up so you guys aren't lonely

[sillsif]

ben, to me, is a politician. a diplomat. he knows very well how to present himself and frame reality according to his needs. cunning, too, i’d say, though not necessarily malicious; selfish, yes, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

supporting evidence: nueng told ben about palm’s situation without using the word servant but ben deduced that and wielded it against palm as a subtle jab, since he perceived palm as his competition.

in the previous seven episodes, whenever chopper tried to talk to ben, it’s like pulling teeth. ben wasn’t particularly interested in continuing their conversations, and chopper always had to start another topic just to talk for a few seconds more. 

i believed that ben knew about chopper’s feelings, not because of any canon evidence but simply how expressive chopper was — thanks to perth’s incredible acting — that someone as sensitive as ben could not miss it. but there had been zero indication in their exchanges that chopper confessed before, which is why i believe the ep8 conversation was a retcon. 

then, even if i ignore the past confession retcon, ben’s sudden “what ifs” strike me as no more than that — what ifs. he never said it was the case. he said “what if i told you that was the case”.  the phrasing of it, plus his track record, compels me to believe he was providing chopper a possibility, which may or may not be true, now that is interested in chopper.

to be honest, i think this ben is more interesting to me than a “poor baby did nothing wrong” interpretation. i love a messy gay!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[snakeoid]

a neuvillette visual

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

jegulus haters are all "james is straight" "james isn't gay" but never "regulus is straight" cuz no man who writes a resignation letter to his evil boss saying "I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more" is straight.

[lylahammar]

Zorella, the centaur pop queen ✨

Thank you to everyone who helped me by voting on her final design in the poll from last week! I'm so so so happy with how she turned out 🥰

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

[theoldkyokodied]

If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[brennan-lee-mother]

Imagine if KVX bank turning blue and Oisin being blue is a total coincidence and we're all just being super fantasy racist against dragonborns

[anistarrose]

pokemon fans after explaining to arceus (gamefreak) why their fave should be the next character to experience indescribable trauma, severe memory loss, separation from friends/family, and most importantly a surge in angsty fanworks:

[ID from alt: an edit of the "put that thing back where it came from or so help me" meme from Monsters Inc, where the caption has been changed to: "Put that thing in 1800s Paris or so help me". End description.]

[ashleyeveerson]

Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[possamble]

I think it'd be funny if postcanon Falin was able to rationalize everything Marcille did as like. "She was just pursuing her dream of being able to be with everyone she loves and she loves me so saving me was a secondary part of that."

But then she sees Marcille scream and squeak and cry while carefully trapping a centipiede in a cup before gently leaving it outside bc she knows Falin likes bugs and she wants to be less mean to/scared about bugs. And THAT'S when Falin's like "oh she LOVES me loves me i need to put my tongue in her mouth right now"

[xiewho]

obsessed with their dynamic actually

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