#be distracted by the dilf

[fruutes]

maybe don't name ur plane-loving husband's daughter after a dead pilot...

Dude the way my jaw dropped. The gasp I gusp.

Listen!! Listen. I thought it was SO clever ok!! It's dedicated to him and Emily!

Maybe it's a prophecy... love u Amelia it was nice knowing u.... or maybe I should just make her build a habit of refueling as often as possible...

[arbor-tristis]

Episode 6 really was the episode of all time

[smilesrobotlover]

I literally can’t handle dad characters anymore. You have an attractive man who is also a dad I lose my mind. I’m simping till judgment day. This is a disease

[heartofspells]

Can we talk about dilf Sirius for a while? Is...anyone up for that? I'm just thinking about him a lot today, so...

[teaandstargazing]

bu... but if bode bad......

why bode hot?????

[orchestratedsketches]

Today I give you a Serizawa sketch, tomorrow? Probably more Serizawa tbh.

(ID under the cut)

ID: a digital pencil sketch (done in purple) of Serizawa Katsuya. He’s drawn from his head to his hips.

He has an unsure expression on his face, eyes looking upwards and to the left, while his arm on the right is raised and hand behind his head. His other arm has a watch and is resting on his side.

Serizawa is wearing his white dress shirt, untucked, with the top buttons being undone. Some chest hair can be seen peeking through. His tie is also undone and draped around his neck. His sleeves are rolled up, exposing his forearms with hair on them. END ID

[visceravalentines]

Ok, for one I love your work, for two, what if bo took reader to a cute little space hidden away from everyone else, like a comfort space or little hideout. And then sus stuff 🔥 😩

I'm assuming, perhaps selfishly, you mean dilf Bo for this and I'm pleased to say this will be the theme of an upcoming chapter 😁 Bo will be taking his lady to Lester's little hunting cabin in the woods for a romantic snowy getaway and it's gonna be so fuckin cozy you're all just gonna shit

Picture him in winter wear and he has the beginnings of a beard and he hates the snow so much but he loves being snowed in with you and there's a roaring fireplace and hunting trophies fuckin everywhere and he walks around the cabin wearing nothing but boxers and wool socks aahhh

[padfootastic]

i keep thinking of prongsfoot grandparents.

james is overjoyed to hold a baby in his arms again. he tries to get harry to leave the kids with him as often as possible, to the point that harry’s like ‘dad, can we borrow our child for a sec pls? just to remind them who gave birth here’ and james just has this huge pout and a put-upon sigh like ‘yeah fine, i guess’

and sirius is like the extremely overindulgent grandfather (he’s still called papa in this universe btw. james is gramps) who’ll buy out entire stores if his grandkid so much as thought out about it. harry’s just like ‘seriously? u did not have to rent out an entire theme park for my five year old. she won’t even remember this.’ ‘sirius i don’t want them to grow up as spoilt brats’ and he’s just like ‘chill. u turned out fine’

and because they’re like, super young, right? u have the classic trope of j&s in public, someone going ‘oh your kids are so cute!’ and them going haha no while lilylu screams ‘gramps!’ in the bg.

(also o k listen. prongsfoot as silver fox babes???) (harry already knows the pain of having people around him fantasise about his extremely hot dads but now his kids have to go through round 2 of their friends doing the same w their grandfathers)

[lexa-griffins]

How does Lexa handle her first bj with dilf Clarke?

Well enough, considering she definitely tries to hit gold first try and Clarke as to stop her because girl, you will choke dhdkdkdjdjfif

It's almost sweet, really. How eager Lexa is and how Clarke chuckles and tells her to go slow. She grabs one of the pillows in Lexa's bed and puts it on the floor for her to kneel on while she sits on the bed. Lexa has never had an issue with either a dick or a strap in her mouth. She barely has a gag reflex and it helps her a lot but Clarke's dick is a whooole different level. And she does kind of like being treated like this. The way Clarke holds gather her hair in her fist, gentle but sure to have a good grip so she can stop Lexa if she decides to be a hero. How Clarke calls her baby and tells her to breathe, the "go slow baby, take only what you can". She feels... taken cared of. Like even if she's the one pleasuring Clarke, Clarke is the one taking care of her.

She gets maybe half of Clarke's dick in her mouth. She could go more but Clarke won't let her, and its really sweet how scared Clarke seems to be about hurting when all Lexa wants is to have her nose against the softness of Clarke's stomach and her dick hitting the back of her throat sjdjdjf. Clarke wont even cum inside of her mouth as sheathed as she is inside Lexa's mouth, she pulls out until only her head in between Lexa's lips to do it. And if watching Lexa swalllow wasn't hot enough, Lexa giving her head a little kiss before climbing up to Clarke's lap and letting the extreme wetness between her legs touch Clarke's stomach is the fucking cherry on top of the cake 🥵

[missanthropicprinciple]

sheesh! stress. decisions

[valjeans]

announcement 

as the leading voice on musical theatre dilfs on tumblr i have decided to host the first ever ‘biggest musical theatre dilf’ awards.

it’ll be done via a series of knockout votes until only the ultimate dilf remains. the first step is to decide who will be part of the first round, nominations are now open and only the dilfs with the most votes will make it. 

anonymously nominate your biggest musical theatre dilf here.

nominations close saturday at midnight (gmt). 

[platypusnoise]

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